Chapter 84: The Bards Tale
Bobius the Bardass was at the bard collage and given a perfromace with some of the other students and tey are giving a concert. Bobius the Bardass it was geting betar at being a bard and the band did well and they were all given a standing ovulation.
Pantea's Flute
Bobius the Bardass was not the pleased cause he did not get al teh glory and he was not the beast bard of the band yet tere were pepol beter than him. So he after the concert wated to find some over things to do to improve his skills furst his spoke to the woman Pantea Ateia and she had a problem and that is one of her sudents Larina solded the flute to the necormacer sayinf that it cold make the ded dance or something and nao she recived a ransom not so it was up to Bobius the Bardass to save her.
So Bobius the Bardass whent blodly to the necromancers lair and rang at the door. Than he got no repsose so he had it with ncitiys he whentin and played great music with his bladed fiddle and cut there heads of and cut them up in insy winsy little bits. Than he herd a "You have to help me, they are going to kill me!". So Bobius the Bardass sayed "I will muh lady" and he cut his way thought necromancers and he got to her cell just as she say "You can't just leave me here!"
Than Bobius the Bardass kiled hed necromacner and resuced Larina ans she say "my hero" and they made love and sex witch was Bobius the Bardass 2nd reward and Larina became a travling bard and mage and Bobius the Bardass never sawed her again.
Bobius the Bardass will return in Finn's Lute
So Bobius the Bardass got the flute and headed back to the collage and he did.
Finn's Lute
So nao he was back and the old woman with six fingers wanted to spek with him adn told him to get the Finn's Lute witch had bean the stoled by bandits and it was the furst 8 something lute so it is vaery vaible and historcal. So Bobius the Bardass swroe he whould get it and found the cave with the bandits in and he played the music on their flesh and bones. So than he kilered the head bandit dude and took the Finn's Lute.
So Bobius the Bardass got bakc to the collage and gave it in. Nao Giraud Gemane spoke to Bobius the Bardass cause he is taksing him with a mison because Rjorn's drum has fianly been finded nad he wants Bobius the Bardass to go and get it
Rjorn's drum
So Bobius the Bardass arived at the cave witch is was the same one that Titus Vulen went to beofre but nao things have come back to how tey were. Tere is a beam of lite coming form the cealing and ded bandist dudes everywewe and Bobius the Bardass found a journal that detailed there last momments and such in dramtic tone.
Bobius the Bardass he opemned the door with a key and he entared the main area and was tacked by goasts and goasts but this no problems at all Bobius the Bardass desyoed the goasts with his bladed fiddle. Bobius the Bardass wonder why Bobius the Bardass cold destroy goasts with a fiddle cause gaosts are not pyhsical.
So than Bobius the Bardass came to halls kilering goasts on the way and Bobius the Bardass was doing well. Than until he came to aplce with a pussel and this was easy to solve you just had to match the pictures with the pictures. Serosly if kant solve that you n00b please uninstall skyrim.
So nao Bobius the Bardass whent thought the doored and he whent up stairs fiting goasts and had to avoid batering rma and trip wires adn flamethrowr statgues. But than in little time at all soon Bobius the Bardass came to a camber and tere was the glwoing come form and was lite and stuff. Than a evil undead dude was at the centure of it all and said to Bobius the Bardass "I dyed onece at the hands of Titus Vulen but I return cause the drumbs are still hear and so I came back and set upeverying liek it was befred and nao I kill you Bob the Bard.
Bobius the Bardass corected him "I am no longer the coward Bob the Bard my name is nao ... Bobius the Bardass and you are tost" and So Bobius the Bardass came to him and cut him apart wieth his fiddle.
Than the feind created copys of himself and so Bobius the Bardass whent to each copy and desroyed them and then the creatue came back to the midlde and Bobius the Bardass decidcted him for good and wone the fite. So Bobius the Bardass got the drumbs back to the collage and was given another reward of skill points.
Bobius the Bardass was than locking for moar things to do but they dindt have anything and were to buys doing lessions. So than one nite he tried to practice bard playing skills but they told him to stop cause they arr doing scrabble and so Bobius the Bardass left the Bard collage to seek out adventure though he stil lives at the Bard collage ofically he stil think it betar to get expecane on the road and make becaome good bard thoguht exprance.
Bobius the Bardass became knight erront bard looking save fair madens and slay mighty beasts. So Bobius the Bardass whent on his furst quest and do you know what that is? Well it invlvoes a crust tribe of orcs and the taskt that must be solved.
The Cursted Tribe
So this happend liek this Bobius the Bardass was wondetirng along the roads he walks for miels adn miels adn very faer and soon he is at the over sider of the maped. Bobius the Bardass was nao walking past one of dem orc places and it was bing atacknig by a giant. So nao the bard adn knight erront Bobius the Bardass joined fite and killered the giant with a sling shot to the eyed.
Bobius the Bardass came to the gate ands some orc woman told him to leave but than some orc woman druid sadi that he cold be the one they are locking for and so they devated about this the orc woman lookout saying that they dont need outsiders cause they have the cheif but the druid orc woman pointing out that they are doomed unless they do smothing. But the lookout orc womanw as the charged with keeping outsiders out but the druid orc woman pointed out that this was keeping thme in.
So they orc druid woman spoke with Bobius the Bardass and said she was the sorry for the atudide of the orc look out woman Bobius the Bardass said that he feels he souldnt be here and the orc druid woman told Bobius the Bardass that "no dont go" and he axed what is going on. So the orc druid woman told Bobius the Bardass that there tribe is crusted and is because the cheif is crust and the gaints sense that he is nao week and attack.
So Bobius the Bardass asked what he can do the save this noble trub and he is told that they need things for a rutiual and Bobius the Bardass has those hings so it started and it did start then.
Druid orce woman whent to get hte cheif so they can summon the god of the orcs Macbeth to speak with him but orc cheif is not the impressed cause Bobius the Bardass is an outsider and it was Macbeth who crusted them. So the durid orc woman sayed that they should at least try and cheif was anoyed at this but went along so they summoned Macbeth.
So durid orc woman was taking ritual very seriously but the lazy orc cheif cold not care eith way. Than Macbeth spoke to them and was angered that this weak cheif whould summon him. The Orc druid woamn was very happy to have Macbeth talk them but the orc cheif is just concused. So Macbeth caled the orc cheif a weaking and coward for allowing gaints to overun shrine and told them to kill them and bring the leaders club as proof.
So the Orc Druid woman praidse Macbeth but the Orc Cheif was annoyed that he had to get out of bed and wanted to talk to Bobius the Bardass and complaed about having do things and asked Bobius the Bardass to help him slay the gaint in exhancge for moneys. So Bobius the Bardass whent along and they got to the cave and Bobius the Bardass had to fite the gaints alone cause the Orc Cheif was just sleeping on a rock.
So Bobius the Bardass had to use stratges to kiler the giants and he did. Some he brought donw with his sling other he cut the knees or legs of with his bladed fiddle and soon Bobius the Bardass came to the giant leader and kiler it with bladed fiddle and sling shot.
So Bobius the Bardass came bakc and woke up the orc cheif who thanked Bobius the Bardass but and he cayed that Bobius the Bardass has to dye nao cause he dones want the truth of his uslenss coming out. So they fort and the orc was rather usless in fiting as wel but his is well armoured. (moar proof of his coardace). Licklly Bobius the Bardass new how to get past weak spots in the armour with his bladed fiddle and made sweet music on his foe.
THan Macbeth contacted Bobius the Bardass and thanked him for kilelring the cowardly cheif and told Bobius the Bardass to binrg hammer back to the tribe. So whent Bobius the Bardass to tribe and spoke to the druid orc woman adn told her that he has the hammer and she was the happy about this but she aske d Bobius the Bardass about the cheif and so the brave bard and knight erront Bobius the Bardass told her that the cheif tried to kill him and stab him in the back
The orc druid woman was the shocked at this and asked why he whould do that? But thant Macbeth came and told them that the cheif was coward and weakling and his ways cost them greatly and stuff. The orc druid woman acknoladged that cheif had bean punshied but aksed what happens to them nao that this punsh had bean taken palce. So Macbeth told them that is for them to prove themsleve and he wil give them anothe chance. Yet but it is not the orcs who get hammer cause Macbeth told Bobius the Bardass to put the hammer on the shrine cause Bobius the Bardass is the only one worthy of it in all of this.
So Bobius the Bardass did and got the Volendrung a huge hammer and artifact of Macbeth so Bobius the Bardass was pleased withhimself cause out of a hole tribe of orcs he was the only worthy one and he isnt evant an orc but he is nao braver than orc tribe and two think he stated of as the cowardly Bob the Bard and silly Bob nao his is braver than a enire orc tribe and reconised as such by the god of the orcs Macbeth himself.
So Bobius the Bardass career as a bard knight errant had got off with a flying start nao he was off maor deeds of honour and bravery to resucs madens and slay beasts and make good cheer he is Bobius the Bardass and Bobius the Bardass is the Bard.
To be Countued...
