Chapter 85: Little Hood in Riften

Now fellows let us harkon back to the merry talkes of Little Hood and his Merry Men. It was monring in fair Skyrim and Little Hood and His Merry Men were enjoying a full Skyrim breakfast curstoy of the Sherrif. "It is so nice of the Sherrif to provide us with fine food" noted Big Jim and Little Hood sayed "of course we just had to 'aquire' it first and 'remind' him what he oes us" and all the Merry Men had a good luth at Little Hood's witty comment.

So Little Hood after his break fast whent up to the city of Riften for a fine walk and he whent amonst those miles of winding steets and cannals that are evan more mystoues and big and water wasys than the city Venice or Birginham. So after than good walk Little Hood stoped at the stay house owned by the Haegla and spoke to her assitant Svana Far-Shield and they talked about the palce and her wok and she says she hates cause Haegla keeps sleeping with evyone.

So than Svana Far-Shield had an idea that cause Haegla gives her lovers a token of dibella when she sleeps with then so if Little Hood can aguire them and shoes them to Haegla than Haegla with the emabarised. Little Hood liek this idea and it sounds like a fun jest so it was of to do it.

Little Hood's furst target was the man they called Boil and Little Hood whent to spkea with him and asked him about the mark of Dibbela and he say "No I hant slep with anyone but my wife because I love only her" and Little Hood pointed out "if that is the case why would you even know what the makr of Dibbela even means?". (good point). and Boil gave in "Look, it was one night, okay? I think she slipped something in my drink. I haven't even been back to the Bunkhouse since. Just take this damn thing. I never want to see it again." and he gave it to Little Hood.

One dwon two to go so Little Hood than sort out the man called Indaryn witch doenst osund like mans name but a German or Russian or east europe Woman's name. Anyway so he found him and aks him abou the makr of Dibbela and he sayed "You're crazy! How dare you make such an accusation!" and Little Hood pointed out "thou doest protest too much" and Indaryn gave in and sayed "If word gets around that I bedded her, they'll lose all respect for me at the meadery. Take the mark if you want it. It's not worth all this hassle anyway."

Two down one to hoe so Little Hood sort out the man called know as Hofgrear and he spoke with him about the mark and he say "Huh? What are you talking about? I don't even know what that is." and Little Hood say "I can tell your lying" aned Hofgear say "I don't want a bad reputation in Riften, but Haelga's out of control. She wanted to try it in the stables so I said yes. If you want the mark that badly then go ahead and take it."

So all the marks were recovredred and Little Hood went on his merry way to Helga and spoke to her and sayed some words and these words are the came out of Little Hood's moth "I belave these are yours" and than these words that were words the came out of Haegla's moth

"What? How... where did you get these?" She'll continue, "No, don't tell me. I don't want to know. Look, we need to keep this quiet... between you and me, okay. No one else needs to know about it. If word got out that I'm practicing my Dibellan Arts in Riften, they'll run me out of town."

So Haegla gave Little Hood a scroll of bilzards and Little Hood whould late use it to play an prank on the Sherrif of Riften witch was very funny and gave much lauths.

So it was funny mison quest but these is also no so funny mison quest

This is because whent Little Hood is in town he has herd a reports of drugs be delt and there is some Argonian woman is adicted and about to be fired form her job. So Little Hood goes to sea her and she works and fishery and she says she got adickted to sookma and needs helath potion to cure her of her acticktion. So Little Hood gave her one and she is happy but than Little Hood axed her who gaver he the skooma but she says she not want to say cause they mite killer her.

So Little Hood say to her that the Merry Men will protect her and at first she no impresed but than she mebered the brave deeds of the merry men and agred and say that the dealer is in a werehouse but only the Jarl has a the key and so Little Hood new that he is wanted crimial so he kant just got to the Jarl in perosn and sos he has a ideaed and he and his merry men disguises them selves as bounty hunters like in an old weston.

So they aproched and Little Hood dishused as and calling himself Wolf the Shadowblade asked for the key to the werehouse and they were given it. So they whent there and when in and killered the drug dealers and found a not about where teh drugs were coming form.

So they whent back to the Jarl and she said that they need to clear out the over palce as well. So they all went out for a day trip and attacked the drug dealers and took them down. Little Hood was arrowing them to deaf and Big Jim was attacking them with stick adn PReist Nuck with fire. Than the eivl barkeep toned up and he is not a smart evil barkeep dude like loyd form Shinng. So they fort him and wone and then the leader some dude calle butcher came out and they fort hima and wone and he was the nao the ded and not the alvie. THey dindt killer any of evil wolfs that are in the cages insted they sent them to wolf shrine and scantory were they bacem good wofls and not bad wolfs. So it good wend.

So they whent back to the Jarl adn were given medals in their fictonal bounty hunter names.

Than tere was a next chasllange cause when Little Hood was in the Jarl's halled he ran into a Alyce who was there while investigating the last Spell Alter and had to stop to sea a feind of hers Wylandriah who is the cort mage as Alye is feind of all cort mages. Than Alyce ran into the Little Hood and they both spoke to the cort mage and Alyce and her were talking about harmonic energy and such Alyce was coming with some good soutlions for the exprenment that Wylandriah is was doing but in the end Wylandriah forgots what they were the talking about.

Then Wylandriah membered she had a problems that she needs solving cause she has lost some thing these are a her Dwemer Stirring Spoon, her Orichalcum Ingot and her Grand Soul Gem. So than Wylandriah told them to get them but than she meber she dint say wer they arr she did. So Alyce used her telaport to city spell to tealport to winterhelm to get the grand soul gem and Windhelm to to get Orichalcum Ingot and she taproted back. Than Alyce tealported to Ivansted with Little Hood to get the Wylandriah's Spoon and Little Hood brok in to get it.

Than they both tealportled back and they had all the items but Wylandriah had forgot what she had sent them for but she was the amzaed that they had what she need for her next exipmenet.

So that was done and Alyce telportaled back to Winterhelm to talk the mage as had bean day. So Little Hood and his merry men whent outside nao to the city and came to the makert place and spoke to that argonian dude and he sane that he needs some suplies to mkae his jewls and these are 2 flawleess spharies and a mamomth tusk and a gold orre and it was good that the MErry Men had usch things and they the gave thme to him and told him that it is the Merry Men who taking care of him and he say "Huzzah! three cheers for Little Hood!"

Little Hood also hlep some over pepole he gave the deliveroy of five ice teeth to Marise to keep her food good and she gave him some pheasts meat and spell tones. It hav also bean the said that Little Hood did also give ten fire salts to keep Balimund forge going stong and these were the good and he gave Little Hood moneyes for that. and the teh pepole herd about how Little Hood did these things and said he is the pepoels hero.

Whent the Sherrif of Riften herds about this he was the nto pleased "curse that Little Hood" he roared "he's wining the pepol's favor by doing good deeds and that makes them like Little Hood that kant be allowed on my wtach I have to do something but what" the Sherrif of Riften say again but than the Sherrif of Riften had a dastly skeem "I know" he say.

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