Chapter 86: A Pirates Life for Me

Johnny Drunkparrot was drinking at the inn that is at the sea foront and trying to get somoe of his crew for his ship and than his was aproched by a argonian dude who was the talk to him. This Argonian were was had an idea and this is that there is a lighthoused and there is a ship that whill be coming round and Johhny Drunkparrot was asked to put out teh light. This whould cause the ship to the crash and they can take the loot form the shiped.

Johhny Drunkparrot thinked that this whould be the good idea and he wahent to put light out. The light whent out and it was the no light and so Johhny Drunkparrot whent to the palce where he is was going to meat the argonian dude and he did and the argonian dude say that they should go to ship and meat his sister there. So Johhny Drunkparrot whent there and he did

Whent Johhny Drunkparort gotted to the ship tere is many pepole around thetre and so the man called Johhny Drunkparrot did go to the botem of the ship adn spoke to the sister and she sayed that the loot has bean brought to somewhere and Johhny Drunkparrot say "arr so we be diveding the loot nao me harty" but she say

"Ha! I'm afraid the loot's already been moved. You've been useful to the Blackbloods, though. You've earned a quick death."

So Johhny Drunkparrot blew her hed of with a blast form his flintlock and hant he found a not with a true locaiton of the tresure. Than Johhny Drunkparrot whent thought teh ship and he was cutting down the gang of the argonian dude and kiling them with flintlock and stuff.

So soon Johhny Drunkparrot got the end of the ship and than heded to caved and tere is members of the Argonian memn talking about taking his tresureds and Johhny Drunkparrot followed them and then talked to them and sayed that he whould reward them well if they follow him and tak the tresrure. (You cant do this in teh game but should be able to). So Johhny Drunkparrot and the two mrauders came and froted the over muaralders and did well.

But however on the over hand one of the mraluders was thge killed and the over one sayed "Noooo he is was mah bro" and than he as the kilered by the sniper and Johhny Drunkparrot was not pleased "Yarr will avange zer deafs and send you all down to davy jones locker arr"

So Johhny Drunkparrot was the shoting maulders with musket and flnt lock adn he was alos killing them with his cutless. Soon Johhny Drunkparrot was kill them al and came to the argonian dude who say

"First you murder my sister, then you massacre my men!"

So Johhny Drunkparrot sayyed "Yarr ye betrayted me and stoled my shar of the loot"

So the Argonian dude sayed

"To Oblivion with your loot! This ends now!"

So Johhny Drunkparrot and the argonain dude fort it out liek true priates adn were hiting cutlass on cutlass and blade on blade. They were cutlass fifhting on the palce and geting close to the edged and Johhny Drunkparrot did epic sword fight moved and koked him over the ege. Johhny Drunkparrot was the win and he took the key and unlucked the chest with the loot and did other things. So Johhny Drunkparrot got his loot and left but no crew so far.

Why don't you blow

High-O! Come roll me over

Why don't you blow

High-O! Come roll me over

One man to strike the bell

High-O! Come roll me over

One man to strike the bell

High-O! Come roll me over

Two men to man the wheel

High-O! Come roll me over

Two men to man the wheel

High-O! Come roll me over

Three men, to gallant braces

High-O! Come roll me over

Three men, to gallant braces

High-O! Come roll me over

Four men to furl t'garns'ls

High-O! Come roll me over

Four men to furl t'garns'ls

High-O! Come roll me over

Five men to bunt-a-bo

High-O! Come roll me over

Five men to bunt-a-bo

High-O! Come roll me over

Than the Johhny Drunkparrot was the going to the outside and he spyed sometheing on an iland and itr was is giant mudcrab that is huge and giant. There is also some woman who is a salor who got washed up on land and she is saying no much but it was the giant big mudcrab that is desty he shiped and than so Johhny Drunkparrot sawed that the giant huge big mudcrab is the coming towards him and he has to an fight it.

So Johhny Drunkparrot was firing his minature canon and muskets at the big giant mudcrab and teh big giant mudcrab was the runing twards him and atempting to vice crush him liek a vice. So Johhny Drunkparrot put his sowrd in the mudcrabclaw and did the damage and Johhny Drunkparrot was firing the grabeshot cnaon balls and the spidershot canon balls form his minautre cannon adn he also put his minature canon on macinhe gun mode and die more dame

Johhny Drunkparrot was fighting epic sea faring batle against this gaint mudcrabe and it epic you not belivve it if I had not rote it down that is how epic his batle ist. Johhny Drunkparrot was alsmott crushed in two and hlaf at many stageds but he was the Johhny Drunkparrot so new skills. Johhny Drunkparrot was the fighting and fighting and this thing has many hps. So he had to use stats and many pirate weepons. The Giant mudcrabe was tying to crush and dush him or tring to split him leik a spliting things. This is so tense.

Come all you young sailor men, listen to me,

I'll sing you a song of the fish in the sea;

And it's...

Windy weather, boys, stormy weather, boys,

When the wind blows, we're all together, boys;

Blow ye winds westerly, blow ye winds, blow,

Jolly sou'wester, boys, steady she goes.

Up jumps the eel with his slippery tail,

Climbs up aloft and reefs the topsail.

And it's...

Windy weather, boys, stormy weather, boys,

When the wind blows, we're all together, boys;

Blow ye winds westerly, blow ye winds, blow,

Jolly sou'wester, boys, steady she goes.

Then up jumps the shark with his nine rows of teeth,

Saying, "You eat the dough boys, and I'll eat the beef!"

And it's...

Windy weather, boys, stormy weather, boys,

When the wind blows, we're all together, boys;

Blow ye winds westerly, blow ye winds, blow,

Jolly sou'wester, boys, steady she goes.

Up jumps the whale... the largest of all,

"If you want any wind, well, I'll blow ye a squall!"

And it's...

Windy weather, boys, stormy weather, boys,

When the wind blows, we're all together, boys;

Blow ye winds westerly, blow ye winds, blow,

Jolly sou'wester, boys, steady she goes.

Johhny Drunkparrot eveutnlyl wone cause he did enouth damage to kill the big gaint mudcrab and this as a good batlte and it was the cool fight. So Johhny Drunkparrot took its claws cause those landlubbers whould not bealvier him if he told them about it yaaaar. Johhny Drunkparrot also got the shipracked saliro woman to join him and they went backa to port and then Johhny Drunkparrot spoke to somone and they arived at port. So Johhny Drunkparrot spoke to somone and he say they had problems with pirates adn Johhny Drunkparrot asked where teh pirates arr and he was told that the daity sol. (if you recall that is where Little Hood and his Merry Men framed a pirate and did that). and so Johhny Drunkparrot whent there.

He forted with all pirates on the ship and Johhny Drunkparrot wasd the betar pirate and wone each fight and got to the furst mate and the two forted in the power pirate fight adn the Johhny Drunkparrot was using his cutlas and so weas the furst mate. It was steel against steel and cutlass against cutlass. Soon So Johhny Drunkparrot wone and was the victor. Than the Johhny Drunkparrot found the note form somone about other rades and stuff.

Sir Johhny Drunkparrot got the note and he headed there in his boat and fort and entire castle of pirates he was rading the place with his musket sniping pirate nudes and pirte mans and he was kiling them. Than Johhny Drunkparrot goten in and he was killing moar pirates and he was doing well soon place was cleared out mut there many pirates to deal with and it was tedius.

So Johhny Drunkparrot fred the prisoners and hot to the pirate leader and fort them and wone. So than Johhny Drunkparrot came to the ship adn fort all pirates pon it and destroyed gthem. So Johhny Drunkparrot than caem into to the ship and made it his own adn merged it witrh the ship that was made form the copaions home and other things so nao Johhny Drunkparrot had a mega ship adn his crew are the compaions but he needs moar.

So Johhny Drunkparrot went to the inn and hired a balcksmith and almcist and a dude and he also than whet form port to pot getting a ship mage and a ship bard and a ship cat. Johhny Drunkparrot had also done some quest for pepole in an inn there is was a pirate woman who wnated a flute soe Johhny Drunkparrot gave her a flute and there is a pirate dude who wanteds a book by some famous autheor who is the lvies windhelm and Johhny Drunkparrot have him a copy and they were happy. Aela the Huntress becawem Johhny Drunkparrot's first mate aka number 1 and Vilkas became the secutiy officer liek oda in DS9 Farkas becaem the war dude liek worf in TNG whos role is to say violent move but then get shot down and others had others role

So Johhny Drunkparrot did some other things and they whent to the sea of ghosts and did some pirating. They raided many ships impreail and stormclock and Thalmour and other pirates and merchant and nuetural and exlporers adn cannbials ships and werecat ships and evil cult ships and others. Johhny Drunkparrot also found some moar crew leik some dude who is floating on a bareel or some dude floating on a plank or some elf dude who was caputred by priates and others

Autheroes notes: I was gonna wrtie about each encounter in deital but their all the same. All the same things tkae place you attack a ship and fite the dudes in them and kill them and take tere gold. So whent you raided one ship you raided them all and cause there is many diffrent thins you need to collect form teh ships you end up doing many tims and so that is the boring. I am alsoway disapointedd by tis mod cause I axpect an epice pirate quest liek Sea of Blood the fighting fantasy book but then I get this witch is not very the good but still cool.

Anyways so to make a long story short Johhny Drunkparrot and his crew raid many ships and get many trestures and loot and finery an moneys and lucktrues goods and booty and wonders* and Johhny Drunkparrot and his crew lived in good spirts as true pirates of the seas and stuff.

There was a ship, she sailed to Whindhelm

O ho, roll and go!

There was a ship came home again

Tommy's on the topsail yard!

And what do you think was in her hold?

O ho, roll and go!

There was diamonds, there was gold

Tommy's on the topsail yard!

And what was in her lazarette?

O ho, roll and go!

Good furrs and fine sivery

Tommy's on the topsail yard!

O, many a sailorman gets drowned

O ho, roll and go!

Many a sailorman gets drowned

Tommy's on the topsail yard!

To be Countued...

*Not wonders form Age of Empries cause they a huge momuments and that would be silly unlles they arr modles of wonders fomr Age of Empries that cold work and mite acutaly be pretty cool and unquie...