Chapter 94: Little Hood and Bobus the Bardass Team up

Bobus the Bardass was in Solitude doing some bard stuff whent he got a letyter and he opend it and the letter had riting on it that considted of words and these words formed sentces and those sentances formed paargamths. Riting sayed Bobus the Bardass u r invied meat Little Hood and the ltter had Little Hood's Merry Men seel on it.

So Bob the Bard set out on quest of long jounrey of hundreds of miels from Soulitue to Riften and so Bobus the Bardass hired a horse and carrige and set out. The carrige had a man dirving it and Bobus the Bardass got one of those fancy luxtroy chushed charriges that they used to have medical Russian times or Victorian England and he relaxed and played his music as they hed out.

They tavled for tens of miles and a day and slept at night and someitmes would put the craggie on auto mode cuase it is pulled byt magic horses. Bobus the Bardass got to stop at many inns and palyed music to the pepole and nao he is no longer silly Bob so his music loved by many. THan after a jounry of over 800 miles they arived in Riftem arrea and got there.

So Bobus the Bardass whent 4 a walk and there was a dude sitting in the road looking hurt. and he sayed to Bobus the Bardass "are they gone" and Bobus the Bardass sayed "arrr who gone?" and than man sayed "Please help I can pay you. Bandits attacked and ransacked my carrige. Can you help me?" and Bobus the Bardass sayed he cold so the man sayed

"My camp is nearby in the ruins of Nilheim. Get me there safely and you'll be rewarded."

Than he got up and ran like a oylmic athleet and Bobus the Bardass was suspictious of htis man so they whent up there and the man kept saying "not much futher" and "keep going just upged" and but whent they got there there was a bucnh of ded gards and he sayed " HA! HA! HA! Looks like we've got ourselves anot... NANI! My men? What did you do? You'll die for this." but it was to late and Little Hood and his Merry Men came out who had killed the evil dudes and shot man with arrows Telrav dyed that day and Little Hood and His Merry Men killered Telrav.

Little Hood cam and spoke to Bobus the Bardass and sayed "Bobus it is good to finaly meat you. My Marry Men have been following yoyur movements and been tracking you and it is good thing because you almost feel into an trap but the Merry Men always look out for their allys" and Bobus the Bardass was greetfull of Little Hood's helping and asked what they can do nao.

So the Bobus the Bardass was taken to one of the Merry Men's hide outs and they had a feast the feast was of wild bore and venison and pheasent all form the Sherrifs esstare and it good. Thern they whent walky in the villgrage and spoke to the pepole.

There they spoke to a woman who realy hates bares and wants somone to killer 10 bares and bring her their pulps and the Merry Men swore they whould do this and so they whent on a hutn and killered many bares and it weas a good hunt each of them getting to kil a bare in wod. Than they came back with the bare plets and she gave a swrd that was given to Bobus for his to show friendship to him.

So theuy were in the vilage and than whent to a lake and an evil skeligotn came out and the sayed "I want revange on Unra Stoneheart for killinering my hobo retared bro" and she atackrd and the MErry Men fort and destroyed the skeliton "It is ok" assured Little Hood "her bro was a spy for the sherrif of Riften and he was onlyt pretening to be retared".

So they all whent for a drinked at teh inn of the village and got that whoman Leela who they saved form the Black-Brair son to doo a song for them all while they drank lote of mead and acholil and the innkeep was saying someing about those evil ruins adn teh gaost that lives there. So the Little Hood sayed we will investigate that goast and all the Merry MEn and Bobus say "yeah" and "hazzarh" so they allc harged into the ruins.

So the Merry Men entared the barrrow and tere is goast dude who sayed "leave this plae" and but the Merry Men payed no heed to that. So thy in a room with levels and pull to op gated ands they whent thought the gated. There found a lock ron with chest inside and there also there is a notghed room with a gated and a chained wich pul to open teh gated.

Than as it was writteth that Little Hood and his Merry Men forted the goast and killered him. THan Bobus the Bardass found a jounral and it was the gaosts journal cause his is not goast at all dun dun dun! He is in fact man who drank potion to turn him into goast to scar he villager while he rubs the tomb. Except opps he doesnt have the claw to oped tthe doored so he stucj and begans to think he is goast and than beaosem ad gaost witch not good for him.

So they whent back to innkeep and handed in journal and he gave the claw that he had to them and they got moar drinks and they all went back to ruins to got thought the door and kil unded. The Merry Men shot thougth the ruins and killered many skelingtons and draguers and stuff.

Furst it was a room with a spell tone for oakflaseh and whent picked up many draugers came and the Merry Men and Bobus the Bardass forted them of. Little Hood was shoting them in hed Big Jim was using his bick sitck Presit Nuck was using acolge fire bombs and Tenkith was stabing. Over Merry Men were using arrows to kill and Bobus the Bardas was using blaed fiddle.

Soon they killered all teh Drauger in the roomeded and tere is spril staricase with grate under and Bobus the Bardass whent down there cause it is water area nd this whould have bean seen as 'silly bob' antics back in teh day when he was the Silly Bob but nao thise iss sean a mad lad. Than Bob took treusre form the bottem to the top and than they all whent up teh stairs to top.

There found a lucked door and chest with things in than back to middle floored and entared. This place and stairs way with the traps and big roomw ith skelitons standing around in oil and Bobus thinked that skelgtiions are dumb and so but this sis a good thing that they are dumbed So they Merry Men atacked oil with flaming fire arrows that made big explsoion and set on fire.

Than they whent ip to anover part of the room and forted moar druager adn kiled them and tere is a bog coridor with axes that mvoe and had to gpast that as wel and that was done well. So after that it was some palce with DRaguers in tooms and they destryoed ten and one had key the key opeed door to a room wiht a river in it.

There is a gate is the river that has chest with goods in it but there is a puzzel area aboe and than son the Merry Men whent there and figutrd out puzzel and how to solve it with temwork. Bassicly there is there is a switch with you sit on and it opens the bridgled but only fi there is rite pictures dispalyed so have to know what rite pictureds arr and tere is another siwtch that you step on to make the rite pictureds apper but only one at a time.

So tey big jim stand on switch to pictures ad other merry men at each picture to calle them out. So that is what hapend and the bridgw was lowered and they can nao cross to the over sidereds and then they got the other side. So they went thought the doored and aovided antoehere trap abnd one of them tested Little Hoods greed cause it was gold but when pick up flames come. Little Hood cold not resseting and picking it up and got a little fired burnt.

Soon and got to the detphs of the barow and they came to a place that has waterfools and looks liek a riual camber or someing pool or something lese that is liek that but not that qyute. Than the gate was shut and Bobus the Bard had been traped there cause he wnet on ahed and the Merry Men cold not get in thougth the gate. In the time of Silly Bob he whould have pnaiced but this Silly Bob antymoar and Bobus the Bardass forted skiltions that came out and drauger. THan Bobus the Bardus kilered several on way to switch witch press and let in the Merry Men. The Merry Men killered the rest of the Drauger and Skelingtons including the draguer snipers and the Skeliton sudice bombers.

THan a Dragon presit came out and attackled and thety had to fighting it and it was hard fight but the Dragon presit was no match for all of them and they did it. So they went up stairs and got another chest and tere is word wall with letters rite to for to send off to Hogni the Furious. It a shamed that Dragon Presit was a special Dragon preist with a cool mask but t was cool fited.

So that Little Hood and his Merry Men and Bobus the Bardass had good drink and good cheer at the in and the next day he sent Bobus the Bardass back to Solitude but say hw whould invate hima agin for a big event but whe whould nto say whatt it is was going to be find out soon toug.

Bobus the Bardass was given a good task to do on the way back and that is deliver letter to Kleppr in Markath and Bobus the Bardass did this on the way back.

Bobus the Bardass had a vacation out and got to work with great Little Hood and his Merry Men

To Be Countued...