Chapter 98: The Rise of King UIfric
Hogni the Furious was in Windhelm and doing things he had joined the Stormclocks and was ready to fight for Freedome and he was in the city and was taking time off becase he herd that his fiend who had recuse form the Thalmour was stil alive and that frined Malborn and Malborn say that he trying to escape fomr Thamlour who have are wanting to killer him and he wants to escape to Morrowind wich is a nice place and pepole arr happy and don't like thalmours bit there is problem there is some Kajit spy who a Thalmour spy hanging around the Windhelm and tracknig him. Kajit dude tries to prednt to be merchant or a mad cat who thinks moon is gone but his real tractis are much worse.
So Hogni the Furious goes to him and spoke to him and syed "Malbron has messeg for you" the Kajit luthed and sayeded
"Malborn? Ah... very good. I think we understand each other."
He attack and Hogni the Furious killered him and Brandon the Bard sayed "wait he was a spy?" and Lydia sighed "Silly Brandon" than they got bakc to Malborn and had good rink and cheer but than a man came into teh bar "By gorge" Ambarys Rendar sayed "its Sherlock 'olmes" Ambarys Rendar said again and Sherlock Holmes came in "that wasn't the real spy he was a decoy" noted Sherlock Holmes "blimey! and how do you know that mr Holmes" and so Sherlock Holmes went thought all the ways that hed deuduced the real sply like the type of boots the Kajit was wearing the impints in the snow and the sitance between footpinrt and the mud on the dead Kajit shoes. He conlcueded that the real spy was another Kajit and that was body double that Hogni the Furious had killered and the real spy is snet to blow up Big Talos.
"Why whould the spy want to blow up Big Talos" asked Hogni the Furious and Sherlock Holmes and "elmentaoy my dear Hogni. Big Talos is a gaint clock tower without that the Stormclock would not be able to tell the time and also it is a symobl of Talos who the Thamlour hate but never mind that you must hurry because you should only have a hour to stop him"
So Hongi the Furious hailed a cab that took him thoguht the miles of streets of Windhelm that are mysterous and vast than the Street of Bagdad in the 1001 nights. Soon they got there and Hogni the Furious had to climb the stairs of the clock tower and it like that part in Batman 1989 witch is the best Batman film where Batman has to climb stairs to fiht the Joker.
So Hogni the Furious climbed stairs and got to the top and forted the spy and Hogni the Fruious was just about to win when they spy held up the deninator "I will blow up this tower to you false god Talos. He was a man not a god and soon you Stormclock will not be able to tell the time anymore" but Hogni the Furious say "not so fast" and used Dragonshout to killered him by throwing him off Big Talos and than Hogni the Furious used time freeze shout to disable time for a few seconds and disabled the bombs and the day was saved.
So Malborn was able leave to Morrowind in peice and we don't knows what happeneds to after and nao Hogni the Furious had to stop at a store of postions called the The White Phial and it's owner was have debate with his assiant about something he wanted to get but is very sick nao so he can't and Hogni the Furious asked what was a bout and the onwer told him about the gret The White Phial and that he had bean locking for his entire live but nao that he found he is sick. So Hogni the Furious ofered to track it down and so he went to the palce where it is.
THere cave was full of polar bears that they had to fite. Hogni the Furious was killering them with his sowrds and Lyida with stegth of the valries and the Knight with bear killing sowrd. So they got down to the crypts and had to fite many draguer and kill them and they got to a room with flame traps and Brandon the Bard was using thme to cook his mashmellows "Silly Brandon" the Knight sighed.
THere was also a log trap in an coridors and all avodied it but Brandon who got winded and sigh "silly Brandon" So they went deeper ino the cyrt and for moar Drauger in halls and big rooms and there was a room with a spike trap that almost got Brandon "silly Brandon" and they got to a caged corridor that led to a room with the swining axes and Hongi the Furious used fast run spint to get past and turnred them of.
Then they were at the boss room and the mkaer of The White Phial came out out they had to fite the make of the The White Phialic and they fort him and destroyed him and then it was the Hogni the Furious found a word wall and got new shout and used the mixutre the Nurelion gave him on the pool and opeed the doored and gort the The White Phial.
So they got back and Hogni the Furious gave the The White Phial to Nurelion and he was pissed and acused Hongi of damgering and Hogni the Furioius told him that how he found it and Nurelion say that Hogni the Furious wouldn't have the knowalge to damage it and gave him only 5 septims. So the Quintus aprolgised for his masters short temper and offerd Hogni the Furious some moar moneys and then tehy parted.
After that Hongi the Furious got a note form Quintus saying that Nurelion is nao dyeing and Hogni the Furitous thinked that it mus tbe a real fast acting illness cause he was walking about only few day ago but anyways Quintus needs them to find the parts to repair the White Phial and so Hogni the Furious went to him and got the list of what heed neded and this is was the following
Powdered Manoth Tusk
Unmelting Snow form the Thorat of the World
Briar Heart
Luckily Alyce had all of these and she came with them cause she is visiting them and she just teplortaled back to get them and then back to Whindhelm saving the several undred mile jouny and Quintus used the ingreediants to mend to the White Phial and that was the goods.
Than Quintus is take the repaied White Phial to Nurelion who is dyeing in bed and he say
"Master, look. It's the Phial. It doesn't matter. Look, it's refilling with your tonic as we speak." and Nurelion say "marvilous" and dyed
"He is gone. But thanks to you, he died knowing his life's work was not in vain.
And Hogni the Furious say that he is sorry of Nurelion's deaf and he and Alyce and the Knight and Lyida nad even Brandon the Bard pressed F to pay respects.
"As am I. You acted very nobly in helping my master realize his life's work. Thank you for that. As for myself, I've always been content to simply be an alchemist. I fear keeping the Phial would just remind me of Nurelion's obsession, and how it consumed him. Here, keep it. You are as much a part of its legend now as Curalmil was. I hope it brings you the happiness that my master desired."
So nao Alyce took away and dids some reserch on it rather than let a n00b like Quintus handle it and she found a way to make it refile with any liquid as was orginally designed to and also made other copies of it and gave them to the main characters lik Hongi the Furious, Unra Stoneheart, Little Hood, Johhny Drunkparrot, Titus Vulen, Bobus the Bardass etc.
So now with this in thier asonary the Stormclocks were noa moar prepared than ever and it is a good thing to because King Ulfric wants to speak with Hongi the Furious.
So Hogni the Furious whent to the place of kings and they were discusing the Jagged Crown and Ulfric wondered why they are wasting their time discussing something that migth not even exist but after some talking he was convinced because it came from a time before the Yarls who do not support hima dn before other things it would make his enimies neal in fear and his pepol stand beacaues they love him.
So Hogni the Furious was to go with Sigard the Slayer and take the Jagged Crown and this as their mission.
So Hogni the Furious, Lydia, The Knight, The Hunter, Captain Ghoragdog and Captain Guomundr whent to the ruins were the Jaggered Crown lays and they came to entracne and the stormclocks were talking about there being impreails around the ousdie and they git there furst they whould all have to fihthing them to get teh crown so.
So Golmar askeing them if they are redy to kill some imprreial and they all sayed "YEAHS!" and they charged and di teh comabat batle fight and forted them and killered them all using their speical abaltiies and did massive damage and it was KO against thouse imprieals and they got to the door of then palce and Galmar gave this speech
"That's the way I like it. Short and bloody. They never knew what hit them. But do not make the mistake of underestimating the Legion. Plenty of them are Nords same as us. We had the advantage of surprise this time, but things won't be so easy from here on out. Enough talk. Let's go kill some Imperials."
and he whent in and everyone formed and ordalyl que to wait to get into the ruins and when they werwe all in it was more combat battle ultra fight. THey were killeinrg moar imprealis and doing epic smackdowns and making moaor of them dye with ultra finsingg moves and deadly battle fight.
Than they got to the door to moar of the uins and Galmar had something moar to saying
"I don't like the look of this. Perfect spot for an ambush. Ten to one they're just waiting for us on the other side."
THan Skyrim Joan of Arch say
"But there isn't any other way through."
Than saiyd moar
"You sure about that? Then please, be my guest and go strolling on in there. We'll stay here and watch your back... Not so sure? Oh, then perhaps we should take a moment to look around a little, eh? You there, Unblooded, see if you can find another way through. We'll charge in to help as soon as we hear fighting."
Sigard the Slayer who had bean with them all along but invasivle whent ahead and he sawed that there was were imprealis wating in ambush so he set faire to oil they stupidly staindg in and then took them all out with invasbility atttacks and the Stormclocks came in and were srupis at all the impreails dead and then Sigard appeard and indordiced himself.
So they got to another part and Galmar wared of moar impreaisl ahead and so Sigard the Slayer truned invisable and killed thme before they got to them. So while Sigard the Slayer was runing ahed invidalbe staking out impreials the others were walking along.
Then they had to stop because they came to a dead Drauger and Skyrim Joan of Arch was freaking out and they had to talk about this
Skyrim Joan of Arch say loud "What in the nine holds is that?" pointing at the ded Drauger and anoterhere Soilde say "Draugr. Ain't you ever seen one before?" and Skyrim Joan of Arch was stil freaking out "No. And I'm not sure I'm better off for it now neither." Finally Galmar sayeded "Steady. A few dusty bonewalkers aren't going to stop us anymore than the Imperials could. We're not leaving until we get what we came for. Now let's keep moving."
The Brandon the Bard say "wait thta's a Drauger? THeyre real" and veherd Skyrim Joan of Arch up a litlte "silly Brandon" she sighed while luthing a bit.
At last they were moving again and found all impreials ahed were teh dead and tha tthe traps that covered a chest werte also already disabled and the chestg was empty and they complaing tthat Sigard the Slayer weas taking all the fun out of the quest and the Hunter was even suggresting tyhat Sigard should be kicking from the quest.
Then they came to the hall of stories but the puzzel door had already been opend and solved "dman that Sigard he's taking all the ufn out of the quest" noted the Knight and then they got to a room and with tombs and garte and Galmar wondering how they whould get that gate open and so they looking around and Hogni the Furious found a the switch and also the Hunter found a secrate room with tresure and then the udnead attakcs and all for them of and kilered them.
Than there was the door to the finla room and the all formed and ordley que to get in but when theye wethe the main Drauger dude was already dead and there was Sigard the Slayer with the crown alrady with him "I was waiting for ytou slow coaches" he say and evryone else was seething. Luckily Hogni the Furious did get the word wall but Sigard the Slayer got the honour of taking the crown bakc to Ulrifc.
They then heded back but on the way there they raninto an orc compund and they sayed they are not aloud in but Sigard the Slayer insited and they say the needed to find the forgemasters Fingers and so the they had to do it. The Forge Masters Fingers were hundreds of miles away in a dungeron Harmugstahl near Solitude but lucily The Hunter was meating with Johhy Drunkparrot and he saield them to it.
They got there and tere was some adventure dude who is fihghting Spiders and Sigard asked about the Spdiers and the adventure dude
"I don't know, but this place is full of them. Every one I've encountered has been enchanted or the like. Look, I'm getting out of here. Normally, spiders make my skin crawl, but magic spiders? Blech."
he ran out on thme so they whent fort the all spdiers and came to some puzzel that had speers blocking the way and four levers to lower them and they had to all figrue out rite comnation and they did and got thought. Than they were ins ome area with more spdiers that attack adn becauser thse are magic spidesrs that keep catching fire and burning them but as a group or just to one of thme they no problem acept for Brandon the Bard who kept poking one and saying "ow" becase he keep getting burn and Sigard the Slayer say "Silly Brandon"
Than they got to the area with a baclongt over looking a cage and there was big bad due wizard who was talking about his evil rersch and he talked to Sigard the Slayer and sayed
"What? Who are you? How did you get this far?" and Sigard sayed "Your weird experiments are over, wizard." but re repaly "Your corpses will feed my spiders for weeks. Now die, you fools!" and then attacked.
THey forted him and kilered him and than his spiders in teh cage and they found the Forgemasters Fingers in a storge room and Brandon the Bard found sometihng there as well in a fire but he kpet burning himslef trying to get it out "ow ow ow" he say but got it "ha does he think I'm stupid" he say and The Hunter noted "Silly Brandon"
Than they fort and kilered some gaint frost spiders and got to the exit and there was evn a sign that said "exit"
Than they sailed back to the orc compund and gave in the Forgemasters Fingers and the orcs were so happy they let them keep them and became good feiends with thm and Ulrfic and they got back to the Ulfric and Sigard the Slayer handed him the Jaggered Crown and he was pleased and he say
"Damn him - the old bear was right! Did you run into any trouble?"
So Sigard told him about the impireails but said they werne't anythign he couldn't handle and so Ulfric snet Sigard the Slayer to take his Axe to the Jarl of Windhelm as a message and Sigard undestood
Then Sigard fought a galnce of the woman he luthed Voriith and while he was enthrawed Uflric took Hogni the Furious aside and told him about his own matter of the heart see he wants a Queen and there is only one woman for him and that is a Golden Saint called Ullynush but the only problem was that Ullynush is level 79 and Ulfric is only level 50 and Ullynush insists that anyone who seaks her heart must beat her in three games and there is no way even Ulfric can do thsat. So they had to give it some thinking.
To be countued...
