Skyrim: The Journey of a Hero
Episode C: The Liberation of Skyrim
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Hogni the Furious has returned to his home city of Windelm in an attempt to rescue the crual mask from the clutches of the vile Dragon Presit Rahgot.
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Little does Hogni know that the CYRODIILIC EMPIRE has secretly begun construction on a new armored weapons platform even more powerful than the first dreaded Hell Star.
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When completed, this ultimate weapon will spell certain doom for the small band of rebels struggling to restore freedom to Skyrim...
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Now it was time that the war began in ernaest and it was time to war against the impreaisl and other stuff for the indepence of Skyrim and the to mkae Skyrim Great again and skexit from the empire.
So Hogni the Furious was a proud nord and he was in Windhelm and doing things so he and Lyida and the Knight and The Hunter and Captain Ghoragdog and Captain Guomundr and Brandon the Bard whent out and had Skyrim Fish and Chips. Then Brandon the Bard got a message from Giraud Gemane
Dear Bran
I wasnted a book from the famous Windhelm author Adonato Leotelli but beacuse the Stormclocks have now been sanctioned and blocakded by the empire I can't get one could oyu send me a cop
Yours truley
Giraud Gemane
So they orginased it to be sent by steath mail and it was sent and Giraud Gemane got his copy.
So it was orgnainsng the weepons for the amys and this was done Hogni the Furious got tot he blacksmith and spoel to him but Brandon the Bard asked him if he is the balcksmith and he answered
"Silly Brandon! Of course I am. What do I look like, a tavern wench? Ah, don't let my words cut you too deep. I've just been working the forge too hard. Trying to set this sword right."
So Brandon the Bard aske "so what is so important about the sword?"
and the black smith sayed
"Jarl wants it to look like an ancient blade. High Queen Freydis ruled over Windhelm in the Second Era, and her sword was legendary. Getting the real sword would be even better than making a copy, but no one wants to risk getting it from its resting place. If you find that sword, traveler, I'd be grateful."
So that was there taks to find the ancheint blade and than they found out from teh Sherlock Holmes that it is was in a bandits' vamp call lost knife hidoue and so they did and so Hogni the Furious and Lyida and the Knight and The Hunter and Captain Ghoragdog and Captain Guomundr all attacked the bandit camp and overewalth them and found the queen's sword and bord it back
So the blacksmith say
"Look at that edge. Still sharp. I'll present this to the Jarl later. As for you, let me show you some smithing techniques."
This reminded Hongi the Furious of an important task for the war effort adn is to find the mask of Rahgot and so they headed that way with purpose
So the fight for Skyrim had begun and all seven heroes are playing a part in this herpic struggle and we start with the furst of our heros
Unra Stoneheart
Ulfric Stormclock has assined Unra Stoneheart to take the fotrt in Falkreath using all of her Dark Brotherhood stealth and assain skills. Brandon the Bard had sent her this message and when he was there he sawed Cicero who was all exsited and was like "we got a vistor we got a vistor we got a vistor" and Brandon thinked that Cicero is Maclom the Jester and punch him so hard that he went uncouncous and Nazir like this a cheer "I don't about Silly Brandon but you good in my book" he sayed.
So Unra Stoneheart was to meat the men outisde the fort and she weas heading in that diection and but she was passing the ruins where that moneys drop box was piut ans she decided to lookng around the rest of it. THis was because Unra Stoneheart had red a booked about it not longa go and wated to sea if it were the true.
So Unra Stoneheart looking around and she forted many Nord undeas with spells and killered them and found a cerminal axe and than on the othesr more draugers to kill and cemronial sowrd the tow whent in the door and it oped adn moar undeas to fight and she burn them aor froze them or killed them with dankness and found a goast and she fort goast and kilered him
THan she found a word wall shoud rote it down for Hogni the Fruious and found some magic weeposn to gvie the reblion and they whould alter end in the musem.
So Unra Stoneheart whent back and contued the jounery.
Than Unra Stoneheart was stopping at a cave and tere is a dude outside and he sayes that his BFFL had been kilelred by sprigins and that he ingjured to so Unra Stoneheart gave him potion and het got beter and they both attacked spirgins and killered them and he gots his BFFL's body back and then gave Unra Stoneheart his luck dagger adn Unra Stoneheart prassganged him into joniing the Stormclocks.
So then Unra Stoneheart got to where the army dudes were waiting and it was midnite and dark and teh wolves were the howling and the thunder was stiking and she met with James Rolfe who Hogni the Fruious had escped form Helgan with at the start of the game adn James Rolfe is a stormclock dude and loyal Ulfric Stormclock
So James Rolfe sayed
"Well, well. Look who it is! How have you been?"
amd Unra Stoneheart sayed that she has bean doing good and he sayed
I'm all right, I guess. How are you? "Good to hear. I need this to go well. This is my first real command since they promoted me after Whiterun. You know, some nights when I close my eyes, I see the battle stretched out before me, like I'm still there... Do the men you've killed haunt you? Mine do..."
So Unra Stoneheart say that they didn't and she enjoys killering and he sayed that he wishe he had her cold vaines and thatn told her the plan
"We found a cave under the lake. With luck, it'll lead into the prison. I need you to sneak in there, and free our men, killing anyone inside as you go. Once you've rescued the prisoners, head out to the courtyard. We'll stand guard out here and rush in as soon as we hear fighting. Should be fun."
So Unra Stoneheart snuck round the back of the fort and came to the lake and sawm arcoss it and tere is a goast woman called on the overside and she is singing a lovely song and she and Unra Stoneheart talked aboit her singing and music. THan she spoke of her sad tale that the Unra Stoneheart listned to. So idara told her about her lvie and how she wanted to be a bard at the collage in Solidtude and but she was a farm girl and forced to do boring hard work. But she was saving up her moneys to got to Solitude collage but her sisters and bros used to call her "Silly Idara" and luaght at her so wen she was doing farm wokr and singing all she got was "lol Silly Idara" and when she say she want to be a bard "Silly Idara".
But than she saved enough to go on the jounry and she travled with some advutures and was their Bob the Bard or Barndon the bard so she was still called for a bit ""Silly Idara" but that she got seprate when came to the Flakreath and but there were the evil elves fighting the Impreaisl adn they both thinked she is spy and killed her but then they realsied she wasn't and attacked each over and she crawled dow here before duying and the last thing she herd before becoming a gohst was some Thalmor Justiciar saiyng "lol Silly Idara"
Now she is a ghost and speak to soligers form the fort and entains them with lovly songs but she feels empry but then Unra Stoneheart did a good deed and told her things to enjoy being a ghost and that she can still have meaning to being a ghost life. Indara agreed and was happy and sang.
So now Unra Stoneheart inflitrated teh fort and came into the cave and sawm up than whent into stealth mode and she killed all the Imprleails in thier sleep and then opend the cell door and all Stormclocks charged out and they united and used weepons to killer the impreal soiglerts in the outside and Unra Stoneheart used magic and stealth to killed them as well than they came tofether and charged the next part and came into the fort main entrace and the Impreails were beated by Unra Stonehearts spells + stealth kills adn the Stormclocks might.
Little Hood and His Merry Men
So now lets hark back to the tales of mighty Little Hood and his Merry Men and for the great tale of how they managed to score a great victory for the true king Ulfric and his causce. So Little Hood met with Galmar Stone-Fist and he told them that he knows that steward of Marktoth wortships Talos
"Get over to Markarth. Rumor has it the Jarl's Steward, Raerek, is a faithful Talos worshipper, if not a true son of Skyrim - he still supports the Empire, after all. But, if confronted with proof of his belief, you might be able to 'persuade' him to aid our cause, indirectly of course. Wouldn't want to sully his reputation, would we? You'll need to be careful with this one. The Jarl's men won't look kindly on you rummaging through the steward's quarters."
So the Merry Men rode to Markarth while sining merry songs and helping teh pepole and they came to Markarth and they had to steel the proof but how than they came up with a plan.
Presit Nuck came up and gave a sermon about teh end of the world and Atkotosh and stuff and was ranting and Tenkith prendted to aruge with him while Nuck is ranting and raving and then Big Jim has to steared a fight the gaurds had to come in to break all this up. Mean while Little Hood and Karliah snuck into the place and into the dudes room.
So they got there and found his Talos memorbila and he is ansleep because it is 4 in morning so Little Hood woke him up and he say "what do you want it's 4am" and Little Hood sayed
"I suppose you're here to extort something from me? Is that it? Well, what is it you want?"
So Little Hood sayed "If you believe in Talos, why don't you join our cause?" and the dude sayed
"So. You're one of Ulfric's spies. I can't deny the man is right about a few things... But I've seen first hand what Ulfric is capable of, given the chance. Suffice it to say, he is no friend to Markarth, and no friend of mine. My first and only loyalties are to my nephew, and to this city.."
The Little Hood asked if the could come to an agreement and so he told them about a huge weepon shipmeant that whould tip the blaacne of the civil war and told them where ti was coming ans so forth.
"They're taking it by wagon to Solitude. If you hurry, you'll catch them before they get far. It'll be a fairly slow moving caravan. The shipment is quite heavy, and guarded by many men. Now, let's pretend we never had this discussion."
Little Hood was also able to get him to gib him some moneys aswell and that was the goods.
So they back to Galmar and told him what's what and Galmar say
"Good job. I knew you'd come back with something for me. It just so happens, I've got some scouts along the road. Meet up with them, and together see if you can't overpower the caravan."
This was just what Little Hood and Merry Men are experts at so when they whent to postion sat in wating Big Jim went ahead to spy to sea if can sea the cart coming along the road. THen he saw the cart with many impreail soligers and he blew the horn and the Merry Men came out fired their arrows in a barrage and took out many imprieal soilgers and Big Jim took some down with his big stick.
The had a little comption to sea how many impreails they could take down and Little Hood wone.
So they notirfed Galmar and he was glad that he worked with the great Little Hood and his MErry Men.
Titus Vulen and Serana
Titus Vulen had joied to help because the Thalmour don't like vampires and so Titus Vulen and Serana headed to Galmar and Galamr gave them some instruction that he thinked were arpopate because they arr attacking for Sungard and Vampires hate the sun. So they headed out and arived to the troops and began the assult.
The Impreails had expected them and so they were tere to fite back. There was imprieal troops at the ramparts and Titus Vulen blew them up with his naplam lunchers and tere is was a wooden barrior at entacne and Titus Vulen blew up with dynimiate. Serana was killing them with frost spells and ice spells and riasing udnead to fight.
So they came in and Titus Vulen is blowing up impreials soildiger with naplam and dynmite and killing them with voodoo doll or lfare gun or duel pistols liek Alucard uses or a shotgun. Serana awas raising dead legions to fight lving ones and using forst spells and ice spells. THan Titus Vulen called in his army who is an army of snow elves and that is because when he had talked to the snow elf dude Titus Vulen and Serana and Alyce had done some reserch and cloned a whole load of snow elves and also found that could use philosopher's stones to turn Falmer bakc into Snow Elves. This war would provide Alyce ways to make even moar philosopher's stones with the amount that has died in it.
So they raided the fort with Titus Vulens, Serana, the Snow Elves and the Stormclocks the legion dint' stand a chance and Fort Sungard was taken and renamed to fort moongard.
Bobus the Bardass
Than it was Bobus the Bardass' time to shine he was sent to get info about Imprieal legion movments because he is trusted by the impreials.
"Need you to deliver some false orders to the Imperial Legate in Morthal. But first we need to get our hands on some Imperial orders to make the forgeries. The inns at Dragonbridge and Rorikstead are frequent stops for Imperial runners. See if you can't 'convince' one of those innkeepers to help you. One way or another, get me those documents. What do you say?"
So Bobas the Bardass when out with his housegard Jordis the Sword-Maiden and they came to the inn and he aske dthe innkeep about the Imperial Courier and she say "that is noe of you beeswax I am not giving way seacrates about muh customers" but than Bobus the Bardass sung her sarronade and wrote a sonette about her and she was carmhed into telling him where the Imperial Courier is and than Bobass the Bardass bedded her cause why not?
THan Bobas the Bardass and Jordis the Sword-Maiden whent to the where the impreial corrior is and killered him and took his note off him and whent to Galmar and Galmar sayed
"Good work! Let's see what you got. Hmm... They know more of our plans than I thought... Not good... Oh, what's this? Fort Snowhawk is in need of reinforcements... We'll make sure they won't be getting those... Give me a moment while I make a few, um, 'corrections' to these reports... There we go. Make sure those forged documents get to the Legate in Morthal. They should give them the wrong idea... and us the advantage."
So Galmar forged the documents and gave them to Bobass the Bardass to delivour and than Bobas the Bardass and Jordis the Sword-Maiden got to morthpal and delviored the documents and only got 5 copper septims for it. This really made him think they are cheapscapes
Johhny Drunkparrot
THan Johhny Drunkparrot recived a mesage from Galmar to attack the Fort Snowhawk and so they sailed to attack Fort Snowhawk which is used to be a huge citiy in the time of Arena and ti's ruins are still there today. So it would mean much ubran combat in the streets of the ruined city but it's a good job Johhny Drunkparrot has his crew and his cannons.
My name is Captain Kidd
As I sailed, as I sailed,
Oh my name is Captain Kidd as I sailed,
My name is Captain Kidd
And God's laws I did forbid,
And most wickedly I did as I sailed.
My father taught me well
To shun the gates of hell,
But against him I rebelled as I sailed,
He shoved nine's laws in my hand
But I left it in the sand
And I pulled away from land,
As I sailed
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I murdered William Moore
And I left him in his gore
Twenty leagues away from shore
As I sailed,
And being crueler still, the gunner I did kill
All his precious blood did spill,
As I sailed,
[Chorus]
I was sick and nigh to death,
And I vowed at every breath,
Oh to walk in wisdom's path,
As I sailed
But my repentance lasted not,
My vows I soon forgot,
Oh damnation is my lot,
As I sailed.
[Chorus]
To the execution dock
Lay my head upon the block,
Laws no more I'll mock as I sail,
So take warning here and heed
To shun bad company
Or you'll wind up just like me
As I sailed.
So they got the city fort and did make great seige upong them and blasted those land lubbers with the cannons and sent them down to moby dick.
They fired upon the ruins city and the pirates charaged and cut down several of the imprieal dogs and then the stormclocks charged in as well there was mass cuting and firing off cannons and muskets and killing.
THey gave the impreials no quarter and fort like made doges. Johhny Drunkparrot was fighting while three sheets to the wind cause he fites best like that.
Alea the Huntress Crushed an impreails Barnacles and Johhny Drunkparrot sent another down to Davy Jones' locker and after a tough battle they haded taken them all out and captured the fort and city ruins and the crew and stormclocks spent a while going thoguht evey building cleating out the rest but the message was snet that they had caputred the fort.
Alyce
Alyce was to take Fort Hraggstad and she had her orders and she flew over in her flying carpet and got there and she had the collage students with her as well. Than they all attacked the collage students attacking with spells and Alyce was firing spells and droping bombs form her flying carpet and she used erath shattering spells lik tri-disaster and solus invicidus and the colofull magic + apolclypse spell. So many impreaisl were killied before the Stormclocks entared and charged and killed many well it wad major victory and they won.
The Siege on the Dragon Cult
Now we dsicuss one of the lesser know part of the war to liberate Skyrim and that is the raid on the Dragon Cult and this is how it hapenedinged
Meanwhile Before all these other Battles where the going on Hogni the Furious and friends were travling to Riften to rally up troops and they were jorning there whent the came across a ruin and ran in to a Stormclock captain called Captain Valmir who sayed that he has a scret mison for them to go on.
They were told to go into the ruins and recover the mask of the Dragon priest who held rule there and that was the msion and it is an imprtoant one of the Stormclocks.
So they enetared and were attaclked by goasts and forted back and took them down. These were the goasts of dragon cutlists and they had to fite them and soon they came up some stairs and there is a axe trap but easty avodied and Hogni the Furious found a diary the migght helping them with the mison.
Than they came to some kind dormanty with moar ghoasts to fightign and did so and that aws the easy. THere was a gohst uphead and the Hunter pwned it with one shot and than they got into a room with draugers and Hogni the Furious killered Dragor with his mighty Viking powar and Lyida killered a Drauger with her sheidl maden attacks and then Knight got one with this lance. There was a gate uphread and Brandon the Bard was going to walk to open it but Captain Guomundr sawed that Drauger was just about to eat Brandon so he choped its head of and sayed "Silly Brandon" so they ventured downstairs.
There went thoguht some coordiros and there is agohst uphead and the Hunter snuped it with bow and they got to area with swining axes and mage ghost Lydia took out the mage gohst with sowrds and they came to corridors and Hogni the Furious killered a Drauger with Dragon shout of fire.
Than they went down and rached a new area ad were attackled by two Draugers wtich Captain Guomundr killered one with his pirate sord and Hogni the Furious killered the other with Dragon shout and sowrd attakc.
THan it was moar corriodrs unitl there is a room with two penistlas one has health potion the other emerald so Brandon the Bard pick up the helath potion and was hit with darts and the not lernidng his lesion he picked up emeraled and was hit with spiks "ow, he do thy think I'm stupid" he sayed and Lydia sighed "Silly Brandon"
THere was a door way with axe traps and they all got past though Brandon the Bard got a cut on his sholder. Than they came into the deep cyrtps and many draugers came out and they all fort them. Hogni the Furious axes one to deaf, Lyida does some cool valkrie moves, the Kight impaised two with his lacne, the hinter was snpiing them, Captain Ghoragdog was awsmshbuckling htem adn Captain Gumundr was pirating them to deaht. Than Hogni the Furious did ice dragon shout and froze the rest fro them to smash them into shards.
Hogni the Furious and Lyida and the Knight and The Hunter and Captain Ghoragdog and Captain Guomundr
So after fighting thought those draugers they came to the main chambers and there is a tomb and out of the tomb comes a main drauger and mora draugers. Hogni the Furious took on the main drauger in a 1v1 fight and the others took out the other draugers. Lydia killered a drauger with her sowrd and the Hunter sniped one as it was just getting up and the Knight duled one and killed it with a well place spear and Captain Ghoragdog killed a drauger with a slicer of her blade and Captain Guomudr with a kill move.
Than Hogni the Furious finshed the dule with anexper axe blow the lceved the main Drauger in 2 and half and tha he found a key and up aobve there was spiral ramp that led to the a trap which is soul gem trap but the hunter shot out the soul gem so that was fine and there is door way that lead back. They soon found that they key led to a psiral ramp that led dowards and the folowed it.
They were now in aunderwater camber which is like the water part you get in boat rides in theme parks and they there wa sonly a feew rats and spdiers to take down but the passage led to another partwhere there is a dining room table and uphead more draugers who they had to fight off. Hongi the Furious dragoned shouted to set them on most of them on fire and the Hunter snpied them and then Lyida and the Knigth took the rest out.
So they found door to the next area and there was stairs leading up to a dining room and there was moar draugers coming up and the Hunter some and Captian Ghoragdog and Guomudr ran up and cut many of them down and they got to the dining room and found a lock gate but there is a way forwawrd and they headed down that othe root. THere is some stupid drauger stnading in oil so the hunter took him out with a flmaing fire arrow that set oil on fire and burned the Drauger because he is now on fire.
Than they headed down moar corridors and came to a big rooma dn tow moar draugesr attakced and Honig the Furious made them freeze and smash. Than they came up to the alamcy lab and there is on drauger getting up froma throne so the Hunter sniped him good and there is one that was making potions and Lyida stabed him form bheind and there is one goint down the stairs so Hogni the Furious cut his leg of.
Than they heaed that same way and there is oping to sky but ingored and presed on where there is lighting soul gem shoting at them and Hogni diabled it with a fusrodoah. There is one Drauger tha summons an ice monster but Hongi sued fire shout to melt it and Lydia cut that drauger down. So they were noa in the trasure room and they looted all the tresure doors which have master level locks and got some cool things and also took good potions from presure plate traps. Alos there Hogni found a dragon claw for opening doors.
THan onwards to dining room where the Knight kilered a Drauger and to corriodo wahere Captain Ghoradog killing another one. Than there was speical corridor with puzzel door at the end and Hogni the Furious solved the puzzl and insered glass Dragon Claw and it oped.
So they were in the main room right nao and got to a tomb where out came Rahgot the dragon preist and several Draugers. The Draugers attackeld and Lyida killed some with her swords skills and sheidl maied power and the Hunter snpied some in their tombs and Captian Ghoragdog and Captain Guomudr fort them like they did with crews of enermy ships and the Knight was jousting and killing them with spears.
Hogni the Furious and Rahgot were fighting one on one and Rahgot was firing attackes and Hogni was using powerful sowrdsd and dragon shouts this as going on for some time becasue the nightmare level difuctly dragon mod is installed but Hogni the Furious has pwoerf Dragon shouts and powerful axe so it was not ling till he railed down the Dragon Preists' heathl to zeor I mean after all Hongi the Furious has weepons that can defat Aludrin at this level so what is one Dragon Presit to him?
So he too the mask and they all went out to the exit and there they found new shout that can call stomrs.
THere found Captain Valmir in impreail armour giving instructions to an impreials solgier about getting the mask and the silgier was scraed beacuse he not like idea of fihting goasts but than Hongi the Furious and friend came along and the solgier sayed aksed to him who is thsi come along and then sayed that he's not captain he must one of the thamlor and the both attacked the heros and so Hongi the Furious used new storm shout to kill them both.
Sigard the Slayer
So while all that is going who captureds cites well take one good guse it is Sigard the Slayer and so it is written so it wil be.
So when the fort was caputred by Unra Stoneheart Sigard the Slayer came to Falkreeath invisalbve and took out the imprieal soilger that were in the town and brought it toth e stormclocks and then when the fort sungard was taken by Titus Vulen and Serana it was then that Sigard the Slayer with Galmar led an army to the gates of Makarth and laid seige.
THere Galmar gave an epic speech and an all the stormclocks cheered and did attack the imprieals were trying to blast them with catipults like in Age of Empires but the Sormclocks did charged and so Sigard the Slayer who smashed the barcadeds with his greath songeth and killered impreails with his combat skillsed and destoyed their capults lik in nwn capain and then made himself invisable and snuck in opned the gates.
Titus Vulen and Serana was also now in the capital and got to kill some impreails and Unra Stoneheart was givng attack as well.
THan Sormclocks came in like waves and cut down many impreails wil Sigard the Slayer disrotwed their defneces and killered impreail legaerts and officrs in armed combat fighting. Now the Stormclocks took the main city and seiged the place and the the Yarl came down and Sigard chalanged him to one and one combat and beat him in the fiht and yarl surrened and say and Thongvor sayed
"Ready to listen to the Silver-Blood family now, Igmund?" and the xyarl say "Thongvor. I should have executed your whole treacherous clan when I had the chance." So Thongvor gave a good speech "Don't worry. We'll take good care of your city when you're gone. When Ulfric Stormcloak becomes High King, Skyrim will finally be the way my ancestors intended. It's a new day in Markarth. and Galmar aded "Are you two quite done? You, go pack your things. And you, go sit on that damn chair and start acting like a Jarl." Thongvor agred "Come Galmar, we have much to do." but Igmund tried to get last word "The Empire will return. Count on it." but Sigard the Slayer added "they won't Igumnd their down your done and the puppet 'empire' is done as well".
THan Galmar raninto Ondolemar who was still hnaing around and Galmar say "Not so fast, Elf!" but Ondolemar not impressed "I presume you're talking to me?" and Galmar comanded "On your knees!" but Ondolemar did nothing and Galmar repeated "I said on your knees, Elf!" and Ondolemar smiled and say "Enjoy this while you can. Soon you will all be slaves" and Galmar was just about to kills Ondolemar when Sigard the Slayer sayed "I have a better idea why give him over to Unra Stoneheart she's been wating to get her revnenge on him for the way he treated her another elf" and Unra Stoneheart was there with them pulling a face that looked like the Demonic Grin Wojak and Ondolemar screetched "Don't... Don't leave me with her" and Sigard the Slayer luthed out lond and saying "What's the matter? She's very nice" and Ondolemet beged gain "No. Not her." and he was taken away by Unra Stoneheart and was never seen again.
So that was how Markarth was taken and that was good and now it was to the next part. When the Fort Snowhalk had beent aken Sigard the Slayer and Johhny Drunkparrot teamed up to take Morthal and capture it wtich was no hard taks.
Now it was the big one the final one the one that conculded the war and that is the
Battle for Solitude
This was final main batlte and all the heroes where there Hogni the Furious, Alyce, Little Hood and his Merry Men, Unra Stoneheart, Johnny Drunkparrot, Titus Vulen and Serana, Bobass the Bardass, Sigard the Slayer, the Knight, Lyida, Jordis the Sword-Maiden, Galmar, Captain Ghoragdog, Brandon the Bard, Captain Guomundr, The Hunter, Captain Gamli and more
So Ulfric Stormclock came up and gave an epic speech which I shall recount now
"This is it men! It's time to make this city ours! We come to this moment carried by the sacrifices and the courage of our fellows. Those who have fallen. And those still bearing the shields to our right."
"On this day, our enemy will witness the fullness of our determination, the true depth of our anger and the exhalted righteousness of our cause. The gods are watching. The spirits of our ancestors are stirring. And the men under suns yet to dawn will be transformed by what we do here today. Fear neither pain, nor darkness."
"For Sovngarde awaits those who die with weapons in their hands, and courage in their hearts. We now fight our way to Castle Dour to cut the head off the legion itself! And in that moment, the gods will look down and see Skyrim as she was meant to be. Full of Nords who are mighty, powerful, and free! Ready now! Everyone, with me! For the sons and daughters of Skyrim!"
Hogni the Furious, Alyce, Little Hood and his Merry Men, Unra Stoneheart, Johnny Drunkparrot, Titus Vulen and Serana, Bobass the Bardass, Sigard the Slayer, the Knight, Lyida, Jordis the Sword-Maiden, Galmar, Captain Ghoragdog, Brandon the Bard, Captain Guomundr, The Hunter, Captain Gamli and more
So they all cheered this epic speech and charged te gates of Solitdue. So all the heores assulted the city and the impreials and Hogni the Furious killed them with Dragnon Shouts and axe attack, Alyce was killing them spells and epci destruction magic, Little Hood and his Merry Men where taking down them with archer abllties and fightig with sticks, Johnny Drunkparrot was blasting them down to Moby Dick's locker and swasbuckingling moves, Titus Vulen ws using nalpam luchers and dymite and dule pisotls, Serana was using ic magic to freeze them and make them ice, Bobass the Bardass was using his bladed fiddle, Sigard the Slayer was using his great strength and ivnsiablity, the Knight was jousting and duiling impreail Knights, Lydia and Jordis the Sword-maiden were attacking like true valkries, Galmar was comading the forces, The Hunter was sniping impreails with his bow, Captain Ghoragdog was using her war axe to full efect, Captain Guomudr was using his saber and Brandon the Bard was just being uselss Silly Brandon.
THan they stormed the weapon platform of the hell star II just before it was about to fire on Windhelm and destroyed it and Alyce hot the final blow "great shot kid that was one in a million"
So the took the main part of the city but the way to the sauwar was barrcaded and it was then tat Hogni the Furious and Sigard the Slayer workd together to barged though it and got to the main swaure and all the heroes charged in and Titus Vulen used his monstar form realsing control art releasing control art restriction systems to level 0! THis was enough to kill many impreails and Sigard the Slayer and Hogni the Furious and Galmar and Ulfric Stormclock got to the imprial heaquaters and vard the doored.
There they came to the leaders of the legion in Skyrim General Tullius and Legate Rikke and Rikke tried to stop them but Ulfric say that the empire left Skyrim to rot but Rikke say that without the Empire the Dominion will have Skyrim but Ulfric makes it clear that Emprie is finshed and they will soon take the Domnion on. Rikke still did not listen and oppsoed them and Ulfric, Sigard, Galmar and Hogni tried to get her to stand down but she did not and attacked them. They quicly took her out and Hongi the Furious took down the genearl.
So now General Tullius was on the ground and Ulfric was ask him if he has any last words and Tullius tired to say to them that this what the evil elves want but they new he was rong and Galmar wants to just kill the cowardly impreail and get it over with but the great man Ulfric knows that would not be dramtic enough and so Galmar sugest the Dragonborn Hogni should be the one to do it and they agrreed but Hongi the Furious did not want did Ulfric Stormclock of that honor and nor did Sigard the Slayer and so the epci heroci viking dude Ulfric epiclly pwned the generally and freed Skyrim.
So Ulfric turned to Hogni the Furious and sayed
"Hongi. I want you to have my sword, a token of my appreciation. Now then. The men will expect a speech . Will you stand by my side? I wish to honor you, Dragonborn and the truest of Stormcloaks."
Hongi the Furious accepted and they marched out and Galmar syed
"And now, I present to you, Ulfric Stormcloak, hero of the people, liberator and High King of Skyrim!"
And so Ulfric Stormclock gave another epic speech
"I am indeed Ulfric Stormclock, and at my side the man we know as Hogni the Furious, and the world knows as the Dragonborn. And indeed, there are many that call us heroes. But it is all of you who are the true heroes! It was you who fought a dying Empire who sunk its claws into our land, trying to drag us down with it. It was you who fought the Thalmor and their puppets who would have us deny our gods and our heritage. It was you who fought your kin who didn't understand our cause, who weren't willing to pay the price of our freedom. But more than that, it was you who fought for Skyrim, for our right to fight our own battles... To return to our glory and traditions, to determine our own future!"
and alll the heroes and Stormclocks cheered.
So Ulfric than sayed "And it is for these reasons that I cannot accept the mantle of "High King." Not until the Moot declares that title should adorn my shoulders will I accept it."
So than the Knight asked "by my sowrd what about lady Jarl Elisif?"
So Ulfric Stormclock sayed "Yes, what about the Lady Elisif? Will she put aside her personal hatred for me, and her misplaced love for the Emperor and his coin, so that the suffering of our people will end? Will she acknowledge that it is we Nord's who will determine Skyrim's future? Will she swear fealty to me, so all may know that we are at peace, and a new day has dawned?"
Elisif sayed that she whould and so Ulfric Stormclock sayed "Then it is settled. The Jarl will continue to rule Solitude, I will garrison armies here to ward off Imperial attempts to reclaim the city. And in due time, the Moot will meet, and settle the claim to High King once and for all. There is much to do, and I need every able bodied man and woman committed to rebuilding Skyrim. A great darkness is growing, and soon we will be called to fight it, on these shores or abroad. The Aldmeri Dominion may have defeated the Empire, but it has not defeated Skyrim!"
THan it ws the medal giving like in Star Wars IV: A New Hope and all the heroes got medals Hogni the Furious, Alyce, Little Hood and his Merry Men, Unra Stoneheart, Johnny Drunkparrot, Titus Vulen and Serana, Bobass the Bardass, Sigard the Slayer, the Knight, Lyida, Jordis the Sword-Maiden, Galmar, Captain Ghoragdog, Captain Guomundr, The Hunter, Captain Gamli and even Brandon the Bard.
So than the news came round that the empoer is dead as well and because of that knight there is a celibratio that it is lik ethe ending of Star Wars: The Return of the Jedi with fireworks in every cityeds and cheering crowds and stuff.
Also thanks to Brandon the Bard there was anti-war protest in the Empire as he had got the hippies of Eldergleam Sanctuary to spead hippyism to the empire and the hippies were saying that "we gotta make love not war man" and "we need a new empoer who will go to the Talmour, go to the Stormclocks, go to the Dark Brotherhood, go to the Thevies Guild, Go to the Pirates, Go to the Vampires and even the deadra just declare peace man, just declear peace"
Than there is more celbrations in Solitude, Windhelm, Whtierun, Riftern, and so form. The Stormclocks were using the impreail legion hemlets as drumbs and three is evan Jar Jar saying Meesa Free but then he ges epcilly pwn because no one like Jar Jar. Hogni The Furious was drunking with his heroci fellow nords and so Sigard the Slayer and Lydia and Captain Ghoradog and Captain Guomudr and Bobass the Bardass. Alyce is geting the mages to put on some impresive desplays and magic fun. The Merry Men were getting heric stories sang adn doing theif tricks and even the SHerrif of Riftern raised a glass to them that night. Johhny Drunkparrot was putting on sea shanties and tales of the seas. Titus Vulen and Serana were enjoying the fate games put on and he was winning praises with his skills these were even better games that the Whiterun carival oens as well. Bobass the Bardas was entaring with his music and his bladed fidle tricks. THe Kight was doing justing tormaents. Captain Ghoragdog, Captain Gamli and Captain Guomundr and the Hunter were giving tales of the sea and teh monstars of the sea. There also Unra Stoneheart is bruning the Empoer Titus Titus Mede II's body like Luke Skyrwalker did with Darth Vader's body and he appears as a force ghost with along Lucien Lachance, Martin Septim and the members of the Dark Brotherhood who were killed by the empire.
So Skyrim was liberated and all was free cue to credits and Star Wars outro.
The End
Actaully to Be Contuned but whaever
Directed by
JACK RUSSEL
Screenplay by
JACK RUSSEL
Story by
JACK RUSSEL
Produced by
JACK RUSSEL
Executive Producer
JACK RUSSEL
Co-Producers
JACK RUSSEL
JACK RUSSEL
