Chapter 102: The Sherrif's Trials

Now fellows let us hakron bakc to the tales of Little Hood and his Merry Men.

Part 1: The Sherrif Makes a Strange Freind

There was talk that the Sherrif of Riften is was going to do a dastly plot agianst the Merry Men and thier heroes and so they needed a way to invstigating it and Big Jim volantured to check out what this plot cold be and he did.

So Big Jim wernt in discuse as a begger and was kicked and spat at by da pepole and than he went into the tavern to a get a drink "get out hear you beggar we dont want you kid in hear" say the barkeep of the Giffen Inn of Riften that is upper clas in.

But Big Jim sayed "I have meny of dink I whould leik you finest ale" and the barkeep agreed but he dint want to and put Big Jim in some obcure corner but Big Jim new that the SHerrif of Riften was the dirnking hear.

THere it was said that Big Jim overheard the Sherrif and his men talking about an artery compertion that was being the held in the town and Big Jim thinked to himself "I've got to take part in that"

So the day of da Tourmenant contest Big Jim came and got there and whent upt to take part but than some forresitor of the Sherrif came and push "out of the way peasnt he say" but Big Jim wasn't having any of that and he picked up the rude little man sayed "first come fist serve" nad Big Jim punched him and than there was ing formed and two had a fiht and Big Jim kicked the snot out that forrsetor and than a hole gang of forristors were the going to attack Big Jim when the annoncere said "fair play to big begger dude but lets sea if he shots as wel as h fites".

So the contest begun and Big Jim wone and beat all the over dudes at the contest adn it so happend that the SHerrif of Riften was te watching this and he sayed "well played well played you are indeed a great archer man and so I will hire you to join me and what is you name though" and Big Jim sayed Raynard of the Rift and so he came to the SHeirrf's palce and did no work and just lazed about all day and the Sherrif's Steward was getting pissed about this. The Steward sayed to the Sherrif thei usless Raynard does nothing why do we having him here but the Sherrif of Riften sayed "SHUT UP FOOL!" and kicked him.

Than the Sherrif of Riften was boasting about palns to hutn donw Little Hood and Merry Men and Big Jim was listing to them whilst presdning to be ansleep and so the Sheirrf headed out and than Big Jim demanded a Big Meal but the Steward sayed "not until the Sherrif gets back" but than Big Jim got angary and so Steward got scared and told mad Breton chef to make a mealed and so he did.

Than the Chef and Big Jim got in a sord fight and Big Jim noted that he isa good swords man and offered him a better job the Chef was insteres and so joined the Merry Men. So it was then writen that Big Jim and the Chef stoled all the Sherrifs finery an sivlerweare and food and ran of

Part 2: The SHerrif Stays with the Merry Men!

Big Jim had not come back for some time and Little Hood was worried about his good feinred and so Priest Nuck voltinred to lock for him and so he did. Bu before he was ready to go guess who was tere? It was Big Jim and he was ridnig on a donkey with the chef and he got up. He introduced the chef who is nao part of theives guidl. THan they gerd the Sherrif of Riften hunting the dears and shoting at them.

So Big Jim came up and spoke to him and the Sherrif of Riften sayed "Oh thank Talos I found you Raynard I have had no lock hunting these dears and I have not killered a single one. Maybe you cold help me" and so Big Jim sayed "I have in mind that I cold do moar that just help you m'lord I have in fact killed a kings ransom in game" and the Sherrif of Riften was pleased to heer these "oh thank the gods I have been locking forward to a good meal"

But than as he was leading him there Big Jim blew the hord and there Merry Men came and took the Sherrif of Riften prionser and he yellered "Raynard you traiotr" but Raynard or should I say Big Jim sayed "My name is really Big Jim" and he he took of his cloak and the than the Sherrif of Riften yelled "DAMN YOU LITTLE HOOD!111"

So the Sherrif Riften sayed "I supposed you are going to kill me now for I would surley killer you if I had caputred you" and Little Hood sayed "no! I will not kill you but don't get any ideas this is for no love for you Sherrif but because I have respect for King Ulfric Stormclock the true high king of Skyrim and he put you in that postion so I have respect for the postion he gave you but not you yourself" and than the Sherrif of Riftern asking "so what do you indent to do with me" and so Little Hood sayed "We wil treat you to a meal and you can lvie with us".

So they took him to the THeives Guild vis seceate passage and annoched that today they would all be dining with Sherrif. Then gave him a big feast with the Merry Men and they had venison, wild bore, duck, geese and such and good food and good chear. The Sherrif of Riften looked at the silver and gold and platuim plates and cutlery and thinked "how could they afford such finery as they arr theives" but than he yell "NANI! These arr my finery and cutlery and plates and that is my chef who cooking the food!" and Big Jim luthed "Yes I and the chef stoled them form you when were in your home and nao the chef is one of us!".

The Sherrif was real mad and that nite he was forced to sleep in the THevies Guild and he was complaing and stuff and Little Hood sayed "you will just have to get use to it this is your home now. I am going to make you part of the theifs guild" and so the Sheirrf of Riftern bagged to be let free and promised never to harm the Merry Men and the Thives Guidl again and so he was let go but does he keep his promise? Find out later

To be countued...