The things I do to torture my boy-boys. Yes, one son turned twins. Kenny 1 and Kenny 2, perfect~Yuno
Kaneki\Amano house...
"Momma Yuno? Daddy Yuki? Nah, just names work when talking to em." says cycle 1 Ken walking into the house.
Cycle 2 Ken was as confused as he was curiously anxious about meeting the parents.
'Yuno!? Yuki!? You home? You're not going to believe it! I have my long lost twin with me! You know, the Ken you thought was gone for good as if I took his place. The very teen I was suspicious of when we talked about his part in this world with Hide and Juuzou!?' says cycle 1 Ken.
Silence filled the house as cycle 2 Ken stepped inside looking around for anyone near the room they were in.
"Not home?" wonders cycle 2 Ken anxiously.
"Just having their scent isn't good enough." says cycle 1 Ken putting on his guard.
"Do you think they are here or not?" wonders cycle 2 Ken wearily.
"My double wants to meet you both before packing up his stuff! Hide proposed a final get together before hell blows over!" says cycle 1 Ken sneakily moving around to peek in the rooms.
Cycle 2 Ken wasn't sure if the absence of people nearby was a good or bad thing.
"Bad time? Feels like bad timing if no-one spoke up." squeaks cycle 2 Ken.
'It's never a bad time for our Kenny to visit. How's Hide's gain? Is he warmer to lay on or are you more squish the belly? We need to know your kinks too.' says a female's voice.
"Yuno, are you forcing Yuki into doing something? Silence is creepy when people are supposed to answer." says cycle 1 Ken.
"How'd you gain a clone?" wonders Yuno noticing cycle 2 Ken.
Cycle 2 Ken was staring at the knife in her hand, to speechless to speak.
"This is this cycle's Ken. When he disappeared, you thought I took his place." says cycle 1 Ken pointing at cycle 2 Ken.
"Yuki and I get two Kennys!? Two sons instead of one!? A proper half demon and a transformed half ghoul!? Omg!" says Yuno excitedly.
The Kens sweat dropped.
"Juuzou's been in a foul mood toward Hide and your execution. He keeps his scythe on hand but his usual self hasn't been seen in a while. Having the trained halfa variants from that CCG place isn't helping and I've grown bored of creeping them out." says Yuno.
"Keeping hold of knives must get lame the more you torture guests." says cycle 2 Ken wide eyed.
"Why would I torture my boys? A son who takes after Yuki and a son who takes after me?" wonders Yuno.
"I have more Yuki in me and he has more Yuno in him? Aren't you not blood related?" wonders cycle 2 Ken.
"Yes. Albino of the first cycle turned nervousness into cackling rage which makes the adorable demon my killer self. He does have Yuki in him but my persona took the reigns unlike with adorable nervous you who still clings to human ways. Albino Ken doesn't have much human in his appearance left and digging into dead bodies only makes it look worse." smiles Yuno.
"Yanderes kill for their beloveds so uhhhh...ummmm...the thrill to slaughter wasn't exactly the albino himself when ghoul instincts took over?" wonders cycle 2 Ken fidgeting.
"Hmmm...I slaughter thanks to a malevolent phone game which kept Yuki safe. Albino was forced into the role of slaughter fest bananza. Unlike him, you were born into the grey area of despair while he grew up in darkness around family that transferred to the grey area when he transformed and shunned himself from human activities with bestie turned bro, Hide. Dunno if Anteiku workers count but he was happy until the change that made him more monster than human." says Yuno looking away in thought with the knife touching her chin.
"So I got the better of the bad luck births?" wonders cycle 2 Ken mouth twitching.
"Yep." giggles Yuno.
"That's supposed to make me happier?" wonders cycle 2 Ken shadow eyed.
"Not exactly better. It's equivalent to cycle 1 except altered family life and no ghouls to push the ghoul out of you." says Yuno.
"Yet..." huffs cycle 2 Ken feeling hurt.
"So how big is Hide?" wonders Yuno looking at cycle 1 Ken.
"Above 200lbs. His stomach is getting squeezable but can't say much for man...boobs. I can only fondle the bottom of his pooch if no-one is looking. He's trying to get me in the mood but not much luck. He's more perverted than I am and ghouls are supposed to be that way. He did claim he had more ghoul personality if he were the ghoul and I were the human." says cycle 1 Ken.
"Hide does have a ghoulish cheekiness to his human insights." smirks Yuno.
"He has been intrigued by ghouls since forever in this cycle so his traits could seem ghoulish." says cycle 1 Ken.
"Hide is me and Keigo in one Kenny 1. My urge to track Yuki down and Keigo's inspector knowledge? Keigo's calm, cool and collected, laid-back, deep attachment to those he sees as family. Keigo wasn't interested in becoming god and Hide had and still has no interest in wars of conflict. Seeing Ken Kaneki happy was and is his goal. Failure 1 is done, how will second round end up? Investigator stalker never wants Kenny to feel alone or be out of his sight." says Yuno.
"That makes it sound like a threesome. Hide with two Kanekis sounds fucked up." says cycle 2 Ken weirded out.
"Not a threesome if albino was seen by investigator stalker and has him in your place." says Yuno leaving to fetch Yuki and Juuzou.
"It's fucked up for Touka to chat with double Kanekis unlike Hide. It'd be a threesome to her if I chose her over Hide." says cycle 1 Ken.
"Goes both ways...fucking fuck." groans cycle 2 Ken.
"Technically still looks that way whichever our lone selves choose. Touka grumbling her way through your love and Hide and me dashing into an engagement that should've taken more time in my opinion. Who's able to dabble in weddings with awkward hormones dizzying mindsets?" says cycle 1 Ken itching his cheek.
"Human weddings are different than ghoul weddings so I'm not sure if wedding rings are needed but people freak me out. To many stares awaiting you to make a mistake while talking away." says cycle 2 Ken.
"Yeeeeaaah...never had a wedding; ghoul or human so I can't tell you which is the better of the two." says cycle 1 Ken awkwardly.
"You get a human wedding since you're with happy go lucky. Touka would lean toward ghoul wedding but that's a far cry from peaceful." says cycle 2 Ken falling to his knees.
"Touka's not that bad. You're not at the mate for life stage so no need to fret yet." says cycle 1 Ken.
"That's if we can last longer than your relationship with her." says cycle 2 Ken.
"I had a duty so I couldn't readily choose a love life then one withered away before my eyes." mutters cycle 1 Ken unamused.
'Instant wedding party?'
"No, Hide wants a Christmas party with birthday cake for us." says cycle 1 Ken.
'Us?'
"Twinning Kens." says cycle 1 Ken.
"GINSHI WAS RIGHT!?" yells Juuzou running up to the duo.
"We met at a restaurant by random chance." says cycle 1 Ken.
"So he's into weight gain too?" wonders Juuzou pointing at cycle 2 Ken.
"Hide had to eat my portions. I'm not a weight gain lover but it looked right with what childhood lead up to." says cycle 2 Ken standing up.
"Normalcy comes at a price. Karma related or not." says Juuzou.
"Juuzou seems fine to me." says cycle 1 Ken.
"He hasn't been in a training mood after the revelation." says Yuki walking toward the trio.
"Long hair doesn't suit you." says cycle 2 Ken.
"None of your business." says Yuki frowning.
"How old are you guys? You look young for parents of teens turned young adults." says cycle 2 Ken putting up a guard.
"Put us down as in our thirties. If you boys were our actual kids, we would've been teenage parents. A 14 year old dad and 16 year old mom. Twin black haired boys taking after me but one of you would've been kidnapped to become a ghoul resulting in looking like a ghoul Aru. Black haired son now having taupe eyes while black hair turned white gains gray eyes in the place of his twins eyes. Black haired would be human but we granted him a similar fate to Aru ghoul. Yuno enjoys this either way." says Yuki sighing.
"A little to much for comfort." says cycle 1 Ken.
"What eye colors would we have from the two of you?" wonders cycle 2 Ken.
"Blue eyes from my genes if you both were human cuties. Alas, if a certain black hair turned white had Yuno's genes, you'd look devious-cunning with black hair and red eyes. Depending on those around you, at least you'd have one or two friends. Since we had to leap to another version of Tokyo, black hair has to be reborn as a half ghoul despite human features to a ghoul and human parent to come back to us; black hair born human with a good hearted mom and asshole relatives would be the alternative. Half ghoul Ken already began being on guard after family death gaining Hide as his only friend that made him human. Human turned half ghoul knew what it was like to be human then alienated himself from the world once a ghoul eye presented itself. Hide now has two views of friendships through Kaneki but even as both disappeared; albino's reason was more reasonable than black haired's. One Ken lost his family at a young age resulting in trust issues while the other stayed in darkness with no light shining down on his ghoul life like it had his human life." says Yuki.
"I only asked about eye colors." says cycle 2 Ken crossing his arms.
"Got ahead of myself. Yuno's usually going on and on about this stuff." says Yuki.
"That'd never be proven." says cycle 1 Ken.
"That's the fun of what ifs. Our Japan never let us wed and make a family so why not make the family reality with you two?" smiles Yuki keeping his sights the doppelganger duo.
"One final confirmation; are natural half ghouls able to eat human food?" wonders cycle 2 Ken.
"Yes, natural born half ghouls can eat like humans making them blend in better than the only half ghoul that can only forever more eat flesh." says Yuki.
Cycle 1 Ken glared at Yuki but knew it wasn't worth being furious about at this point.
"I could've eaten like a human instead of tossing snacks and drinks to Hide!? I either slid my trays to the idiot or he ate off my tray or plates without second thoughts. You bastards...my human folks saw my tentacles when I was little and only let me eat flesh. Knowing this fact now will throw off my digestive system. Congrats psycho mom and comforting dad." says cycle 2 Ken clapping in annoyance.
"See? You have the better of the two hells except no-one thinks it over." says Yuki.
"Any proof?" wonders Juuzou.
"Not particularly but if you have human genes, regular food shouldn't effect you unlike artificial halfas right Ken 1?" wonders Yuki.
"Leave teasing to Yuno, Yuki." says cycle 1 Ken unamused.
"Well, that's my cue to walk away." says Yuki leaving.
"Reality sure is a bitch slap to the face." mutters cycle 1 Ken.
"What the fuck?" wonders cycle 2 Ken.
"Hide and the Ken of this lifestyle could've fed eachother? Yet Hide didn't test it with how intelligent he is?" wonders Juuzou.
"He's gonna snap out of it hopefully. Hide would kill for me-him if it was beneficial to both of them." says cycle 1 Ken.
"Killing animals is one thing but to kill your own kind would alert headquarters." says Juuzou.
"I know. Would look creepy for a human to feed a ghoul to those around Hide." says cycle 1 Ken.
"Looks bad for both of you." says Juuzou.
"I already feel disturbed by a ghoul's version of food baby weight gain and Hide would want to be on top of me being a fatass or usual slim self over me as the gainer foodie which would've been this easily freaked Ken if Hide had known. Whether he did or not isn't my business but Hide loves teasing me with his extra mass at school and home. At home he can sneak attack me into going into the bedroom yet sexual and me don't mix well. Hugging his pooch of muffin top feels as nice as it is using my kagune to stroke his belly." mumbles cycle 1 Ken reddening.
"At least its progress." says Juuzou.
"Don't even go there." says cycle 1 and 2 Ken getting grouchy.
