...Guess I'll have to settle for an end of the party feel

If I'm counting right, unless I'm thinking wrong thanks to the early birthday for albino alone and going by RE:

Look about right?

Juuzou June 8 20 Years old*same age as cycle 2 Ken*

Hideyoshi June 10 21 years old*year older than black hair Neki; both Kanekis technically*

Touka July 1 19 years old*year younger than black hair Neki; both Kanekis technically*

Black hair Neki December 20 20 years old*19th birthday same day albino turned 20*

Albino\white hair Neki December 20 21 years old*since he appeared as a 19 yr old; technically same age as Hide*

"Come on, we're supposed to feel Christmas cheer not continue babbling about a future unknown to us. We did this so Centipede can feel human too. Not that it's helping since no-one is really doing anything fun. We're to spread out to show what having fun between species looks like to a killer." says Ken untieing the rope.

As soon as the ropes fell, Centipede's mouth dropped open before setting his sights on Hide and launching himself toward the trio to latch onto Hide's back with arms around the neck.

"Meal? Need yummy munchies Hide! You get all the munchies you want while partner gets nothing. Food is important. Killing isn't bad when there's no alternative." says Centipede into Hide's ear.

"Touka flesh for Centipede before he escapes the building." says Hide.

"There's so many walking flesh kabobs." says Centipede shaking Hide along with the seat back and forth.

"I AM NOT HANDING OUT THE WHOLE STASH OF FLESH AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH!" yells Touka.

"I told you to grab a pile of them to hold him over." says Ken.

"We don't know how much he can devour." says Touka.

"He needs mountains of edibles but it'd be hell to make a game out of it." says Hide grabbing the table.

"Would be entertaining to see what a kakuja is able to eat." says Yuno.

"Since everyone is in a hungry mood-well, moreso the foodie duo than the others, lets eat before handing out presents." says Yuki.

"Who gets what for portions?" wonders Touka displeased.

"Give Centipede a few slabs of human flesh and Ken 2, you and Hinami a slab of flesh each. Hide will have his own cake and the rest get to eat pieces of our own cake." says Yuki, "Our main thing is to give out presents to everyone but everyone needs their fair share of party desserts."

"Come on paaaarrrrtner, if you love both sides of me unconditionally, why keep me from hunting? Unfair is unfair when looking at your position compared to miiiiine." says Centipede sliding the armored rinkaku tips across the top of his head.

"Live flesh smells delicious but dead meat is just as yummy. Dead meat is free food to cut up and this place has what you need if Touka cooperates." says Hide smiling at Touka.

"Girrrl ghooouuulll who bitched me out at the bridge should hand out meat to ghoooouuuuls in need so why not meeee?" wonders Centipede turning to look at Touka.

"I'm not that Touka freak! Our meat stash isn't for you to eat all by yourself." says Touka unamused.

"Do us this one solid favor? Rabbit to Rabbit?" wonders Hide.

"Is he sane enough to eat flesh at the table if he's smothering you like that? I can't trust the freaky catlike bug side." says Touka.

"The sooner he eats, the sooner we can end the party." says Juuzou loving how energetic Centipede is.

"You're not giving me much choice. Be right back." huffs Touka leaving the room.

"Centipede is livelier than usual Ken." says Juuzou.

"Yeah, if you don't mind him acting immature in this scenario." says Hide grabbing the bottom tip of the 'now' 21 year old's beak mask.

While Juuzou was laughing and Yuno was keeping herself from laughing, everyone crowding around the table silently watched Hide goof around with Centipede while Centipede did nothing about it. It looked weird watching Hide move Centipede's head around and Centipede never once trying to grab his hand out of annoyance.

"Cycle 1 Ken never told us his age when shopping so if two birthdays pass for both Kanekis, they wouldn't actually be twins if half ghoul Ken was 18 going on 19 here and artificial ghoul Ken appeared at 19 going on 20. Today Black haired bud is 20 years old like crazy reaper Juuzou and albino ended up my age since he had a improper birthday during his fights with CCG on his end. I doubt albino would intentionally lie about his age and calculated wrong when chatting about himself to classmates. He wants them to believe he is black haired Kaneki's age ghoul and all. Lieing yet being truthful when talking of a life unknown to the world." says Hide moreso to himself than the others despite hearing him.

"Mind regression is a freaky topic. His mind reverted to a child's but how much further till nothing is left?" wonders Ken reverting his eyes awkwardly laughing.

"I dare not find out." says Hide.

'Seems like a blast having everyone watch you fool around with a killer.'

Hide immediately let go of the mask that was part of the head to look at a pissed Touka getting in front of the others.

"How much were you able to take?" wonders Hide.

"Yoshimura said we get one slab each. I told him that your ghoul friend turned into a killer kakuwhatever and he immediately handed over a small pile of flesh I hope doesn't get eaten in seconds. It's all he's getting." grumbles Touka glaring at the childish killer in question and Hide.

"Ken, Hinami get your flesh before Centipede takes it all." says Touka walking away.

"Where's the cakes?" wonders Hide grabbing a slab to feed Centipede over his shoulder.

"They're downstairs. I'll get them after the smell of flesh dies down. Albino having a flip switch between feeder normal human look to feedee killer is a turn off for me." says Touka dejectedly.

"He's not your Ken so stop scoffing over bittersweet things. He tends to Hide so Hide in turn should tend to him. He may act like a puppy now but he'll return to normal soon." says Ken walking up to Touka.

"Soon isn't soon enough." says Touka.

Centipede climbed over Hide to kneel on the table and yanked the meat out of Hide's hand before using his rinkaku to dig into the rest. Hide was caught off guard watching him like a modern human watching a savage tear apart the meat to easily swallow what was in his mouth.

"Lively yet unmannered. Noted." think Juuzou and Hide staring blankly.

Hide recollected himself to look for blood stains, only to notice Yuno was the only one standing and Juuzou was the only one sitting beside him. While Yuki slipped away unnoticed, Hinami, Touka and Ken ate their meat elsewhere.

"Are we allowed to entertain everyone with a bout?" wonders Juuzou mesmerized.

"You'd kill eachother." says Hide.

"Centipede knows not to kill friends doesn't he?" wonders Juuzou.

"I'm safe. Dunno about you and the others." says Hide.

"Scythe vs rinkaku kakuja. Training with Centipede will be fun." says Juuzou.

"Hmmm...maybe." mumbles Hide keeping his sight on the contented bug ghoul.

"You wanna see how strong I am?" wonders Juuzou.

Centipede was to focused on food to hear the boys.

"Ignoring us..." says Juuzou.

Juuzou shifted his eyes to the rest of the pile and smiled plottingly before getting up to look for an unused trash bag. If there was anything left to do, it was messing with Centipede, grinch stole Christmas style to get his attention. After rummaging around for the box of trash bags, Juuzou went up to the table, grinned at Hide and Yuno and whispered something in their ears. Centipede turned his head to face the boys and Yuno hearing snickering from the other albino.

"Your meal disappeared." says Hide pointing at where the stash would be.

Centipede looked at the slab in his hand then looked at the stack that should've been there.

"Are you finished or did a certain mischievous CCG worker steal from you?" wonders Yuno.

"I'd know if he was and those who enjoy food can never be finished. I'm not sure how ghouls handle empty dishes in a fleshy sense though." says Hide tilting his head.

"Wanna play a game?" wonders Juuzou holding the trash bag of meat over his shoulder.

"Where's meal?" wonders Centipede taking notice of Juuzou standing with a bag.

"Juuzou took it since we need to let the humans eat." says Yuno looking at Juuzou.

"Hey, don't sell me out! Flesh is savory in its own way to ghouls but even the star of the party needs to be limited meal intakes. Maybe I should let the other star eat the rest since he starves more than you." says Juuzou.

"That's taking the price of being a foodie to far." says Hide sweat dropping.

"You know from experience!" says Juuzou to Hide.

"Don't touch the meal without telling Centipede." says Hide looking away.

"Gimme back human meat." growls Centipede.

"No can do bug boy. Humans need a chance to eat too." chuckles Juuzou.

"Is mental regression an actual thing Touka?" worries Ken.

"Emotional stress through torture from a successful experiment added to what mental illnesses he had growing up would result in a kakuja who acts on instinct instead of brains." says Touka bitterly.

"Both albinos are in the same mindset for now except Juuzou can talk normally." says Ken sweat dropping.

"Boys will be boys whatever the age." huffs Touka watching Centipede attempt to bind Juuzou with his tentacles.

While Juuzou took off with Centipede leaping off the slightly shaken table to chase him and the meat down, Touka went to the kitchen part of the living area to bring out the cakes in question. Both cakes were sheet cakes of the winter variety: one having snowmen facing the center made to look like they were holding balloons with the quotes 'Merry' in red letters, 'Christmas' in green letters, 'AND Happy Birthday' in light blue in the center having white butter cream frosting that made the snowmen jump out being the same icing but different style and the other being Santas with open sacks of presents on the corners having 'Merry' in green, 'Christmas' in red, 'AND Happy Birthday' in white and black having dark blue whipped icing made to look like a picture.

Not wanting to concern herself any longer, Touka stacked the boxed cakes and paced herself toward the part of the living area Hide was sitting at. With Juuzou keeping Centipede busy, Touka prayed they wouldn't trample her as she took baby steps to the table.

"Be a good boyfriend and take a picture for your future husband. If you scarf it down, he won't know what it looked like. It'll last longer because it's proof there was one since he can't enjoy it. Won't do him much good spotting it in this state of mind." says Touka separating the boxes.

"Albino Ken's isssss-"

Hide looked over both cakes, scanning the images and colored quotes.

"You're eating the Santa one. Suits you the most hefty boy. You make a great Santa but the Claws are Centipede." says Touka sliding said cake infront of Hide.

"Point taken. Tentacles are skewers though if you enjoy barbecue season." says Hide.

"The one that is meant to be the other Ken's is for Yuki, Yuno and Juuzou. Since the boys are preoccupied, there won't be time to sing Happy birthday to the Winter princes if you can call them that." mutters Touka.

Hide took out his cell to turn it on when horrid realization hit. How were they supposed to attend school like normal if Centipede took the reigns? What was Yuno thinking showing everyone the other side of the albino if he might stay that way for the new year!? Centipede attending classes would be disastrous.

With a sullen gaze, Hide stood up to get a better angle for both cakes; taking a pic each that focused on the top of the cakes.

"Centipede vision doesn't suit college life." thinks Hide zoning out at the sight of both untouched cakes.