Chapter Twelve
"Was is really necessary for me to spend three days here?" I complained as Sonic began to wheel me out of the lift to get the hell out of this hospital.
"I'm no Doctor babe so if they said you had to then you had to." You seem a little different Sonic, almost giddy for some reason.
"I suppose but I am glad I'm finally going home." Yes my home where it isn't all that safe anymore, we need to up our security now the Dr can find us easily.
"Oh we are not going home just yet Shads and I'm not telling you were we are going, it's a surprise." Yeah he's giddy about something, but what?
"A surprise, it better be a damn good one in order to delay going home." I don't particularly like surprises Sonic so it better be worth my time.
"Trust me babe you are totally going to love this one." Someone seems over confident at ten thirty in the morning.
Huh looks like the rain might just miss us, those clouds don't seem like they want to burst and drench us all. Good for I do not enjoy getting wet while stuck in this...this thing for the rest of my life.
"Ok you have a choice to make love. Either you grip on tight and I run us there or we go the slow boring way by walking." Shame your happy excited tone you used on option one wasn't enough to convince me to take it. Option two however, I like along with your torturous bored tone you used, revenge for teasing me, option two it is.
"Options one, got it love. Hold on tight!" Wait what?
"Hey I didn't even...ahh Sonic option two, option two!" Damn that hedgehog why did he bother to ask me if he's going to run fast there while pushing me for?
You would think I would have somehow grown used to this kind of transport by now.
"Ahhh uprooted root!" Holy chaos he is going to ram it with me.
"No, no, no I don't want to..." You bastard.
"Man Shads, like I would actually run over that with ya." Yeah laugh it up Faker, you just laugh it up and get going.
I will get you back, don't know how and I don't know when but I will get you back. Yeah just need to think of something that will not be too much effort with being in this chair.
"You've gone quiet love, what's on your mind?"
"Shut up and drive. I'm plotting." Don't care if I sound sulky right now, I'm not happy with his stupid stunts.
"Plotting? Nothing good for me I bet." Yeah just keep laughing and no it won't be good for you.
"Almost there then you will be super surprised that you will forget all about plotting your revenge on me." Doubt that, I won't forget my love and you will be begging for me to stop.
Just got to...we are going to Tails' place? Why?
"And here we are!" Do you have to shout so loudly but at least he slowed down then stopped instead of just stopping at the speed he was driving me in.
"Yep like I said here we are!"
"Sonic you seriously need to stop shouting." I am not a fool Sonic, I know that is clearly some cue for something to happen.
"Shouting, who is shouting love!"
"You are!" Yeah two can shout at this stupid game.
"Now you're the one...oh look who it is Shads." Huh say what?
I looked around until my eyes landed on my old team approaching us from coming round the corner of Tails' home. Clearly having taken the back entrance to leave or the side garage out of our viewing. Ok I admit this is a nice surprise, haven't seen Rouge and Omega together for a while. It's almost like a reunion, almost.
"Comrade Shadow, you are looking less defected and more stable from what I was told three days ago." That's Omega for you, such a robot at times.
"Yeah thanks Omega for sharing such a beautifully worded description of what my current condition is in." I half mean that regardless of the sarcasm ok.
"What he means to say hun is, you are looking better and we are glad you are ok." Rouge correcting Omega...things don't ever change and I am so thankful for that.
"I figured as much so where's Tails?" Yeah where is that fox?
"Hey I'll go and look for him while you have a catch up with you team mates." Sonic they were my team mates.
"We will have bonding and conversing of words." There is definitely something not right here, Omega seems off.
"Yeah like Omega says love, do some bonding and whatnot...yo Tails where you at!" Yeah if you say so.
"Ok now that my ever loving boyfriend has gone, tell me what is going on. Omega looks as if he's about to explode or something." I don't think I have ever seen Omega look excited but I would imagine this is what it would look like. He's almost shaking like a child high on sugar or like Sonic hyped on too much caffeine.
"Don't mind Omega hun, he's coming to terms with a new software programming." Rouge that was a terrible lie even for you and you are like the queen of lies.
"Right, sure." Do you really think I am a fool? My brain is still all very much there ok.
"What is really going on here?" And give me a straight answer this time.
"Well why don't you look and see hun." Say what?
I watch them step to the side and I have to say I am in total surprise right now.
"Is that what I think it is?" Oh my God that new chair is so...awesome.
"Yep I finished it yesterday afternoon. It's electric and has a basic steering system. You just use this joystick to move in the direction you want to go. It's slim design means you will fit perfectly in the seat and feel secure enough for going fast in." Tails you have definitely out done yourself, wait going fast in?
"Going fast, how fast does it go?" I am so going over there right now and having a better look.
"Well it can reach up to forty miles per hour but if you press the boost button you can go up to sixty. I didn't want it to go too fast just in case you need to make an emergency stop." You can say it Tails, you don't want me to end up worse if I crash.
"Great and what do some of the other buttons do?" I so badly just want to press them to find out but that could be a bad idea. Well depending what they do.
"The blue one is boost and if you press it jet boosters activate and launch you in the directions you want to go. The yellow one opens up a rocket launcher on both sides with four rockets at the ready to be fired. They automatically lock onto a moving target then you press the red button that fires them. You don't have to worry about accidentally hitting someone for it can detect what is the threat and who is a bystander. The green one opens up the covers on the wheels and your hand guns are there for you to grab, there are also bullets for reloading. Lastly that small grey one on the end of the left armrest slides out a cup holder for your coffee, I figured since you are drinking again that that will be handy." Oh my God.
"I have a rocket launcher system, seriously. I so need to give all this a test run." I am never getting out of this chair I swear I will never leave this chair.
"How about you sit in it and try it out." Sonic I'm way ahead of you on that one.
"Just try and stop me." Ok just need to get on without anyone feeling the need to help me.
"Whoa hey I can do it!" Sonic you are so getting a rocket up your ass now.
"I'm saving you time and energy babe."
"Sure you are and be careful, I'm fragile." Yeah don't look so shocked and yeah I did just say that.
"Joke all you want love because we both know how true that statement really is." Oh he did not just add to the reasons why I should torture his ass.
Hold up I have the perfect way to get my revenge now.
"So how does it feel? Oh sorry bad choice of words." Relax yourself Tails, I am not offended.
"Well can't say if the seat feels comfortable but I fit pretty snug and very secure so I won't feel like I'm about to go flying out of it. My legs seem to look secure so they won't be much of a bother, well more of a bother than they already are. All in all I am loving this chair so thank you for making it awesome." Oh I am going to have so much fun in this chair.
"I'm glad you like it and one more thing I forgot to mention that I'm sure you will like a lot. If you flip this small side lever up, holding it up, then it will raise you to a hight of up to fifty centimetres. Holding it in the down setting will lower you back down." I swear Tails you have thought of everything.
"Sweet now I can reach things high up." Which means I can do things I can't normally do like cook on the back burners and reach things in the fridge I couldn't reach when in that other useless and totally dull chair.
"Shadow, I am so jealous right now." Huh?
"Omega can you even feel jealousy?" The last I checked robots can't feel emotions, well Omega can't feel emotions but can express some.
"No but if I can feel jealousy then I would say it is akin to what I am experiencing right now." So that's a yes then Omega?
Anyway time for my revenge on my lovable boyfriend for teasing me for three damn days and for pulling that stunt a moment ago.
"Say Sonic my love mind standing over by that far tree please." Aw he looks confused maybe I should give him some bogus lie to get him to comply.
"I would like to see if I can get to you with no problems." Yeah that should make him do it.
"Yeah sure thing babe." Yes that right, that tree right over there.
"Ok now just stand still and don't move!" And yellow button pressed and finger hovering over the red just to scare the shit out of him.
"Oh my chaos Shadow wait!" That's right my love feel the fear of the Ultimate Lifeform.
"Shadow don't!" Rouge why are you getting concerned for, I'm not really going to press the button.
"Maybe a rocket launcher was going a bit too far." Yeah Tails but it's a damn good idea.
"Oh relax yourself, like I would really press it." Man people around here really need to lighten up and take a joke.
"And that's enough of that hun." Hey hands of my button Rouge, I wanted to press the yellow one to call back the rockets.
"Ok now I mean it when I say I'm going to move towards you!" Right, I wonder if this thing is on?
Yes it's on and damn too fast to start with.
"Looking a bit dodgy over there love!"
"You want me to get the rockets back out and actually fire them!" He is seriously asking for it.
I think I have the hang of this speed thing now, it's very sensitive to the touch. I'll have to make a note of that and maybe do some practicing before I try out the boosters.
"Doing good Shadow!" You expected anything less from me Rouge, you know I am a very fast learner.
"Launch the rockets!" Trust Omega to want me to fire the rockets, then again I am too curious to how good they work.
There made it, that's right Sonic look proud of my achievements.
"But now can you turn around and get back to our friends?"
"Just you wait until we are home you cocky little bitch. I'm still annoyed with you for getting me all worked up knowing we can't do that in the hospital." Yeah thought I'll forget didn't you well you are in for it big time.
"Or how about when we get home we go to our bedroom and have some fun." That could work too and stop getting all seductive with me in front of our friends.
"How about we do both, now get over there and watch me own this chair with my awesome skills."
Now that he's gone I can start turning around and moving back to my starting point. Backwards first, ok done that enough so I have room to turn. Forwards and turn at the same time...say this isn't all that hard to do, it's like driving a car or something.
"I have to say it really doesn't take you long to get the hang of something new Shadow." Yes Tails that's because I am the Ultimate Lifeform and can do anything.
"Wait for it, he's going to say something about being the Ultimate Lifeform and can do anything." You think you know me so well huh Sonic. Well for your information I wasn't going to, I thought it instead.
"Actually no I wasn't but that statement is true." And with an innocent smile at Sonic I think I sold that pretty good, don't let the truth hurt you now my love.
"Fire the rockets at something Shadow." Again with the rockets, seriously Omega you really have a destructive problem.
"There isn't a threat or an obstacle in the way for the rockets to shoot at. They will only fire when say Eggmans robots attack or the path is blocked with something too big to go around or someone shoots at Shadow." Tails I think you just gave Omega an idea that I seriously do not feel comfortable with.
"Don't do it Omega, don't you dare shoot at Shadow." Yeah Rouge you tell him.
"Yeah just put your own rocket away and chill." Sonic this is Omega, he doesn't chill.
"Oh crap he's going to fire, Shadow press the yellow button and counter attack!" Tails right ahead of you.
"You're both too close, back up Shadow or this could get ugly!" Doing that now Sonic chill.
"Firing in three...two...one... fire!" Oh shit erm red button now!
Wow such destruction, even the shockwave of it wasn't so bad. Ok looking around, everyone is fine and a little coughed up but fine.
"That was epic!" Yes I can be a bit like omega at times, probably why we get on so well.
"Shadow that was not epic!" No you are right Rouge that was Ultimatly Epic.
"I disagree with Rouge and agree with Shadow." Yes getting back up by a fellow weapon of destruction.
"Hey Shadow guess what?"
"What Sonic?" Why is he grinning at me like that?
"You are so in need of a bath now!" Excuse me?
I look down at myself hoping I didn't piss myself and thankfully Sonic was referring to the debris and such from the explosion that happened quite close to me.
"Oh well I could do with a bath anyway." Which was on my to-do list for when I got home but I suppose I'll have one after sex this time, a light dusting of my pelt should be fine until bath time.
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