Chapter fourteen

I love this chair, it makes people fear me and avoid coming closer to me especially when I hover a finger over the best button in the world…my rocket launcher button.

"Babe mind not scaring the locals here." Oh shut up Faker and let me have my fun before I get prodded and poked by whoever is doing those tests on me soon.

"I do not know what you mean, I am just casually sitting in my beautiful chair waiting for my name to be called out." A lie yeah for I know exactly what I am doing and no one, not even you, can stop me.

Besides not my fault people remember what button I press to send out my rockets. Not my fault the news crew were filming me two weeks ago when Eggman randomly attacked the town when we were having a lovely stroll. It is however my fault Eggmans robots got a rocket up their ass, I will claim that one.

"I will ban you from that chair Shadow and take it back to Tails to remove those rockets." You wouldn't dare do that.

"And take my happiness away so you are left with a very deeply depressed Ultimate Lifeform? Where you will bare witness to heart broken crying and emotionless dull days where I am nothing but a broken shell." Oh I do love to lay it on thick.

"Babe please do not say that." Yeah that is right you go and use that sad little almost on the verge of tears voice all you want, ain't buying it my love.

"Well we can solve this problem can't we…don't take my baby away." Yeah I said that Sonic this chair is my official baby so no touchy.

"Your baby?" Wow I am surprised you're surprised Sonic. I would have thought it obvious considering how I am with it and how I talk to it.

"Yes my baby. I am its daddy and I will protect it at all costs." You can give me that look all you want Sonic, I do not care for whatever tease you are about to say.

"And you can guarantee that huh? Even if lets say someone took the chair away while you slept with the bed guard up or when you are napping on the sofa." Oh damn he got me.

"Yes even then." He knows that is a lie but being the stubborn hedgehog I am I'm sticking to that not-fact fact.

"Yeah ok babe you keep telling yourself that." Oh shut up and stop sounding so damn amused or I will trick you into walking in my firing range…Or maybe I will do that now.

"Sonic, being the wonderful boyfriend you are, could you please get me a small cup of water from the cooler opposite me." Yeah even you cannot resist my sweet and innocent voice my love.

"Shadow the hedgehog!" Damn why did the damn doctor have to call me now?

"Come on love, I'll get you that water when we are done here ok." Well there isn't any point now is there Sonic.

Half an hour later…

"Remember to tell us if you feel anything ok Shadow." Yeah I heard you the first time you said that.

"I will." I bet I look like I fell into a cactus with all those thin pins inserted into my lower back area.

"That kind of looks painful." Sonic I am sure it is but I am not feeling a thing so can't say if it actually is.

"You want to have a go my love?" Yeah I can tell by his looks that no he does not.

"That's ok babe, I'm all good here." Yeah I bet you are.

"How much longer is this going to take?" Seriously though this table is hard regardless on the small padding I am laying belly down on.

"Not much longer now." Uh-huh, right, in other words it will take as long as it takes.

"Look on the bright side babe, having those needles in ya is supposed to be therapeutic." Yeah for someone who has feeling in their damn lower body.

"Is that so we…ahhh damn it all, will you be more careful!" Now that one I chaos damn felt.

I mean how far into my lower body area are they sticking those things in?

"Ahhh hey don't keep doing that, it hurts!" Yeah for peeps sake I already told you that.

"Interesting, you seem to be gaining some feeling back." You sound very shocked Dr Stine.

"Well I thought my complaints would have told you that." Yeah I'm getting very grouchy…damn it, especially when you keep sticking more into what ever area you are sticking them in.

"So he is healing then?" You sound surprised too Sonic but it is good to know it isn't in my mind.

"Yes but very slowly it seems for I am inserting these long pins very deep without causing more damage. At the moment Shadow is feeling discomfort from these right near the base of his tail and a little around that area. I will need to do around the front and see what we discover." I am here you know, don't need to talk like I am not.

Oh wonderful I get to watch him jab many needles into my body next, how blessed I am?

"Ahh hey be careful when taking that thing out!" You are being far too rough but it does feel good that I can feel something after not being able to for over a year.

So much for not too much longer now huh.

"I am being a gentle as I can Shadow ok, just stay nice and relaxed for me. Half are out now so it wont take much longer." You said that ten minutes ago.

"Cheer up love, we are discovering some really wonderful news." Sonic again would you like to have this done?

"Yes I know but I was told to say when I feel something, no one said I couldn't complain." Yeah come up with an answer to that Sonic and don't you roll your eyes at me like that, that is not an answer.

"Ok that was the last one, now lets roll you over and do the front area." Oh I don't want pins in me any more and be careful, I do not want to be on the floor.

This table is much worse when laying on your back and what is worse is I don't get to have a pillow.

"Have you started yet?" Well I can't see very well with what the doctor is doing for I don't want to look down. I much rather watch Sonic give off freaked out faces which kind of tells me those pins are going in places that would hurt a lot. I hope it is not my most private area for I will chaos blast this room.

"That I have, just stay nice and still." Do I look like I can move down there?

"Babe just do not look ok and keep your eyes on me." O-k now I know those pins are going in places that no pin should ever go in.

"Ok, where is he sticking those pins Sonic?" Now I am getting very curious, I am sure one little peek wouldn't hurt.

"No love don't…"

"Oh my sweet chaos!" He is, he is pinning those pins all around my fucking god damn groin area.

"Shadow you need to calm down ok or this may go wrong." Shut up and stop.

"Ahhh fuck!"

"Where the hell did you stick that one!" I do not care I am shouting so you can stop looking at me like I have committed a damn crime Dr Stine.

"So you can feel that I hear." Yes I damn well felt it.

"Where did you stick that damn pin Dr?" Oh I am getting rather pissed now so you better answer me.

"Sh-shadow he erm…put that pin right where your mini you hides." What? No wonder I bloody hurt.

"Ahhh hey now where are you sticking them?" I am so, so not liking this.

"Around your groin area and near your bladder. It appear you can feel pain just before the pin is fully in, which is quite far into your body." And that doesn't at all sound weird or suggestive. Pin fully in body, sounds to me you are enjoying my discomfort and pain.

"Ok lets just call it a day and say I can feel now. There is no need for more to be…god damn it!" Yes so enjoying my pain.

"Shadow, love, we need to check all areas so please try to be a little more patient than you have been." Oh ok how about when we get home I'll do this to you then we will see who is overreacting here.

"Yes you all wait until I am back in my chair. I am putting it on turbo to get out of here fast." Ok I was going to threaten to send out a rocket or three but that would mean my baby will be taken away from me.

"No turbo button in the hospital babe, you might crash into someone or a door or a wall or a bunch of chairs in the waiting area." Yes Sonic I get it ok.

"Ok, ok…so is all down there in that erm area in working order?" And do not go into any sexual details just say yes or no.

"Well to determine if it is or not you will need to become aroused then experiment with masturbation or sex. As for urination, I am sure when you need to go you will know if you can feel the urge or not." I just knew he would do that and now I can feel my cheeks getting warm.

"Don't you worry love, we can do something to check it all out within the next few days." Sonic so not helping, that is our privacy and no ones business and I thought we already discovered I can feel something but with you having to be far too rough.

Maybe that was a pointless question to ask, I walked into that one didn't I so only have myself to blame really.

"Ok I think we are done now, I will just very carefully remove the pins where you can't feel first then in the area you just about can." Oh thank you so very much Dr Stine, you are just too kind.

"Yeah ok but just warn me so I know what is coming next."

"Babe don't you worry, it is going to be over very soon." Sonic I want it to be over now like right this second.

"I so deserve something sweet and tasty after all this. Fancy picking up some cherry pie on the way home my love and do we have custard to go with it?" Please say we do, I need a custard fix…man I think I may have a bit of a problem here.

"Yep, I always make sure we have plenty of custard, we all know what you can be like if you do not get it." You are seriously asked for it Sonic and wipe that smug grin off your face.

"And we know what you are like if you do not get a chilly dog every day my love." Yeah see I am not the only one who gets cranky when they do not get their food fix.

Yeah Sonic my custard fixation is somewhat recent whereas your chill dog obsession has been for years.

"Point taken I guess love." Yes point is so totally taken here.

"Ok brace yourself Shadow, I am going to start to take the last ones out.

"Right." Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch…and that was just one, I am starting to feel a tiny bit sore now.

Twenty minutes later…

"I feel a little uncomfortable."

"It's over now and we are just waiting for Dr Stine to come back before we leave." Wow he actually heard me because I pretty much mumbled that very quietly.

"He is only going to book me in for another pin test in a months time to see if I feel anything else and to see if it takes less penetration of the pin in the places I can feel." I would bet my shakes on it that is exactly what will happen.

"You sound so sure Shads and here he comes." Well now we will see if I am right.

"Ok I have updated your notes and make an appointment for next month to redo the test to see if you start to feel anything else in different areas and to check the areas you can feel to see how far the pin goes into you before pain strikes." Damn I should have placed bets.

"Right thank you Doc and we will see you next month." You are being far to cheerful Sonic, what do you know that I do not?

"A message will be sent to your phone Sonic of the time and date of the appointment. I will see you both next month and take care." Alright what was said between you both while I left the room to wait here?

"Lets go love and get you that cherry pie." Are we not acknowledging the fact I was right? Fine I will not mention it but I will be asking what was talked about when I was out of that room later at some point.

"Now that is a wonderful idea." I swear I have a pie and custard problem this is seriously cheering me up fast.

(Thanks for reading and I hope you enjoyed this update. I honestly do not know what kind of tests are done to check to see if someone can feel in numbed areas. So I improvised and was too lazy to google search, sorry, anyway see you at the next update...)