(Sorry I haven't updated in a while but I was not all that well and had issues with my depression. Hopefully things have once again settled down and I can concentrate on writing my story's. So here is the next chapter for you to read and enjoy...)
Chapter Eighteen
Oh chaos my head hurts, what happened last night? Wait why can I hear birds and why is it a little chilly in our room? I better open my eyes and find out, maybe Sonic opened the window.
"What the hell, why am I laying on the ground outside on my front!?" Now I really want to know what happened last night.
"Babe don't shout, my head hurts."
"Sonic why are we outside!" Oh I am going to shout regardless if both our heads are hurting.
"Huh." Yeah you open your eyes and look at me then look around us.
"I think we camped out?" So he doesn't know either.
"Did we seriously had that much to drink we don't know what the hell happened or why we are out here in the middle of the woods? Note to self only have no more than two glasses of red wine." And I really mean it, well sort of mean it, well ok only for a short time.
"I remember our awesome date up to starting on pudding then most is a blur. Let me get your chair and put you in there so we can go home. I need a coffee and I bet you do too." Yeah I really want a coffee Sonic.
"Err where is your chair?" Excuse me, are you saying my wheelchair is lost somewhere?
"How am I supposed to know, I'm flipping myself onto my back, I am getting stiff on my front and I think a twig is enjoying my chest far too much. It's hard." Yeah I made a joke and got a laugh out of you.
"Want help?"
"Yeah, please. My arms feel like jelly, they are shaking trying to lift my body over." And another laugh.
"Erm Shads, I think we did more than just crash out here." What are you saying exactly? I'm all wet with piss aren't I?
"Let me guess I'm in a mess." Well I am glad we slept out here and not in our bed, I would have pissed the bed again.
"Not only that but you have dried semen on ya belly." How?
"Oh so I do, had to spray me did ya, doing that up my ass wasn't enough in our drunken state?" Third laugh from Sonic in only the space of ten minutes…I think.
"I-it's all around you ass too love." So we did it more than once or I jacked you off at some point.
"We probable did it a couple of time and I probable gave you a hand job or something."
"Yeah and a blowjob too huh? You have some of me under your chin probable where it rolled down out of your mouth." So that is why my mouth tastes different and probably why I was belly down too.
"So it is very clear we had a very entertaining night together my love, shame we will never know if I felt anything from it but there is always tonight." Oh we are so having sex tonight.
"I am so not complaining love, I'm just going to scout around for your wheelchair ok."
"Fine, I'm closing my eyes to chill, call if you need me." Not that I can get up and run to you but I can try dragging myself.
"Same to you babe."
Ten minute later…
"Ok Shads I found your chair, it was like half a mile away for some reason, it also seems like it has seen some rough action too. One of the wheels are a little bent up, I wish I can remember what we did." Bent up?
So not only did we do so many rounds but we screwed up the wheel of my chair?
"Ok I have been having a little recap of last night and I vaguely remember pretending to be a car and going over bumps around here. Don't ask me why ok, I don't know, but that will explain the bent up wheel." Yeah you grin because I am sure you joined in too and you were the one pushing me.
"And I also noticed I have some dried patches of semen on my belly too, I must have collapsed on ya after spraying you." Yeah you be all proud of what you did to me, wait until I can do that, I'm soaking you out of revenge.
"Lets just get home so we can have coffee and aspirin." Not impressed ok so get on with helping me into my chair.
Half an hour later…
"Finally, I never thought I would be this happy to see our own front door babe, needs a lick of paint actually."
"By all means paint it just do it in one colour and not a hurt-your-eyes bright colour, maybe do the same shade of blue to match the bars on the window." Just agree and don't you dare go behind my back and ruin our front door with bright flashy rainbow colours.
"Aw but I thought you liked rainbows Shads." Don't you whine at me Faker and this time you will be the one to do as you are told so get with opening our front door without tripping that alarm system you got installed.
"Yeah but not on are front door." That's right I admit it, I like rainbows so quit grinning at me and push me inside.
Two hours later…
"I like my bubbles, I smell like bubblegum." Yeah Sonic smell me, thanks to that bubble bath I smell adorable.
"Hey you do, very yum-yum babe…ah so sweet." Stop licking me, I am not a lollypop you know.
"Sonic come on do I look like candy?" Actually do not stop, that feels so nice on my neck.
"But you do love, you are very sweet and tasty…and why does someone have to spoil the fun?"
"Ignore the door." Please ignore it and carry on.
"I have to answer it before whoever that is trips off the lockdown system." Damn, there goes all those nice feelings on my neck.
"Fine we will continue tonight!" We will be continuing tonight for I will make sure of it.
Oh so Knuckles is paying us a visit, I wonder why.
"Yo Shads how's life on lock up?" Yeah you go and tease, I don't care.
"Just shut up and sit down already." Good I have Sonic back with me and he wants to be a pillow, fine by me.
"Did you both know you are on the news?" We are on the news?
"No we haven't had the TV on, what are they talking about this time?" Sonic they are probably talking about our appearance yesterday at the whatever that restaurant was called.
"Well first they were saying something about you both going into this restaurant and then going on about how this is the first time in a year you both have had a dinner date."
Called it.
"What you wont like to hear is that it's gotten out Shadow is showing signs in healing. They're saying something about it was probable the reason why you both went out, to celebrate the good news." Oh great, how the hell did they find out?
"How wonderful now Egghead is going to find out and try to do something to Shadow." Yes my love but is it really necessary to start squeezing me in this hug?
"We have a lockdown system remember." That's it loosen up on that grip…much more comfortable.
"Yeah but what if he tries to get to you while we are out or something. I wont be able to stop him and keep you safe." Well I know the answer to this problem, give me back my baby.
"Have him housebound until he is able to at least walk a little." Shut up Knuckles don't give him god damn ideas.
"I can't do that, it could take another year or so before Shads can walk." Thank you so much, he doesn't want to housebound me.
"Then don't go out alone and have someone with you to take Shadow to a safe location." No give me my chair or an emerald so I can use it to get away without wasting energy.
"I can chaos control remember." You have two choices, give me an emerald or my babe back.
"Yeah but what if you are shot with a sedative? You wont be able to keep a clear head babe." Oh yeah, I didn't think of that.
"No wait he has that arsenal chair Omega is totally envious of." No I do not and I am still unhappy that it has been taken back to Tails.
"No he doesn't, I gave it to Tails to keep a hold of for a few weeks. Shadow is taking a little break from it." Yeah you sound happy about that but I am crying deep down.
"Why, it kept him safe when you weren't around to protect him from an attack." See that is exactly what I should have said when Sonic mentioned he wanted it gone for a while.
"I was getting a little obsessive over it and we thought it best to have a small break from it." God that was painful to say.
"That's an understatement babe, you were always in it from the moment you got up right until you went to bed. You would talk to it, call it your baby and you loved that rocket launcher button a little too much." So I grew an attachment to something but be fair I have always been like that when it comes to weaponry.
"Hasn't Shadow always been like that though? It's no secret he did enjoy weapons and had his own range to use." See even Knuckles knew this so why did you insist I have a break?
"Yeah I know that but he never had them with him like every second of the day. His obsession with that chair was unhealthy." That's right talk like I am not even in the room with you.
"Yeah ok but…"
"If Sonic says it was unhealthy and I am in need of a serious break from it then it is for the best. He has my best interests at heart and I trust his judgment." All true statements apart from needed that damn break, surly I wasn't that bad…was I?
"Well alright then, if that is for the best so what will you do when you aren't around to stop Shadow from being kidnapped again?" I don't think I like where this conversation might lead.
"Well I suppose while I am away then I can have Shadow housebound, its not like it will be for long. Three to five days shouldn't be a problem right love?" Up to five days stuck indoors with only myself for company?
"It's not like it will be for over that so it is fine with me." No it is not fine, I will go crazy because you will have me locked in, hide the keys or put them far too high up for me to get.
"See all sorted and nothing to really worry about." I worry about my sanity Sonic, it is going to be super boring on lockdown with nothing to do.
"Subject change…how much can you feel now Shads?" Wow random change of subject Knuckles.
"Not a whole lot and it's very faint sensations at the moment." I am not telling you I can feel myself pee a little.
"He means he can just about feel himself pee but it's not enough of a feeling to know when he needs to use the toilet." Thank you so damn much now I am feeling embarrassed and Knuckles is giving me teasing looks and grinning.
"Aw bless the mighty Ultimate Lifeform is all red in the face." I swear if you do not shut up I will chaos spear you out of this house echidna.
"Leave me alone." Yeah go teased someone else who isn't in a situation I am in.
"You wait until you are like really old and become incontinent, I will be there to tease and joke at you." This is going to be a promise if you do not quit now Knuckles.
"Isn't it time to use the toilet or something Shadow?" Right you are so getting it in so many decades to come.
"The thing is Knuckles I wont be like this forever but when you end up pissing yourself uncontrollably it will be for the rest of your life." Yeah now you have me getting all evil on you.
"He has a point Knux so you might want to not continue and end up visited by karma." Thank you for backing me up my love, you are so getting something very special tonight.
"Yeah ok but wont you be back in the pissing yourself stage again later in years Shadow?" Knuckles I swear it is well known I am ageless and wont grow old.
"Immortal remember, wont grow old and weak." Yeah that wiped the grin off your face didn't it Knuckles.
"See which means Shadow gets to return the favour when I end up really old." Definitely love most definitely. You will have nothing to worry about for I will be a very good nurse to you.
"Oh yes I'm dumping him into a retirement home…Ahh it was a joke." You did not need to push me and now I have to pick myself up so I am not laying down.
"I know and so was that." Sure it was Sonic, sure it was.
There and oh so you want to cuddle me again? Make up your mind Sonic, you want me near you or not because sometimes it is hard to tell.
