Luna, Sam, Mason, and Jesse were as surprised as Lincoln to hear Snowball, Liam's prized boar, talk to them. "Yes, yes, I know. It is unusual for a pig to speak the human tongue. But it was my own doing." Snowball explained. "It was my curiosity that caused me to drink a sip of Lisa's brain serum."

"Brain serum?" asked Luna. "How did you get a hold of that, little piggy?"

"I wouldn't call myself a little piggy, Luna." said Snowball. "You see my large physique, don't you? I am almost as tall as an average man. probably as tall as a gemsbok, a type of beautiful antelope located in Namibia, Botswana, and South Africa, and a small population in Zimbabwe as well."

"Wow. You got so much intelligence to be able to talk like a human."

"Yes. I didn't even have to learn how to read or write, Mason."

"Wow. Pigs were smart from what I've heard." said Sam, "but this?"

"I was just behaving like any other pig. Curious, and eager to explorer the world around me. Lisa's own serum was spilled on the floor in her room and I thought it looked rather delicious. But, I guess, I would call it a happy mistake."

"Well it's nice to hear a pig talking." said Lincoln. "I guess you don't really have to wallow in mud puddles anymore, or eat pales of slob from a trough."

"Oh I wouldn't say that, Lincoln." Liam said. "He still loves to wallow in puddles like he was a spring piggy all over again."

"I do it for a reason." said Snowball, looking at his human friend. "Yes, it can keep me cool on a scorching hot day. But, many animals use it as like a sunscreen so the harmful UV rays will not be able to harm their skin. It works nicely. Besides, I have heard about the mud treatment that many spas and salons have for humans to enjoy."

"That's a very good point." said Luna. "So now that you can talk, what will you do now?"

"A rather good question." the large pig admitted. "Perhaps I can be the one to herd the sheep or the cows with my dear friend next to me. Or if any rustlers try to steal the flock, they will have to deal with me and my razor teeth."

"Razor teeth?" asked Leni. "But shaving cream sounds gross."

"No, no, Leni." said the boar. "Razor sharp means like as sharp as a razor."

"Pig bites are worse than dogs bites. Believe me, take it from my pa. He got bitten by a pig and he has a scar around his backside from when a pig bit him when he was my age."

"That bad?" asked Lincoln.

"He is absolutely correct, Lincoln." Snowball explained. "Our bite is far worse than a dog would have. But enough of that. I can probably be the same old self, but smarter. So how was your trip in Paris, kids?"

"Very fun." said Lincoln. "Les Loups Enrages gave us some trouble, but we saved France."

"Oh yes. Liam told me about that." said the boar. "You guys have turned into great heroes gaining such praise and recognition." he walked up to the group and sniffed them curiously. "Ooh, I can tell that you have been in France. You still got that French scent on you all."

"Glad you noticed." said Lincoln with a slightly uncomfortable laugh. "We can tell you all the cool things we did in Paris, Snowball."

"Ooh, please do." Suddenly, something caught the attention of Snowball and looked at the TV. "Operation Dessert Storm?" he said with excitement. "I love this show! Mind if I join your company?"

"Sure, be our guest." said Jesse. "The more the merrier." The large pig sat on the floor in the center and watched some of this famous TV series with the heroes.

"You know, perhaps I can do something great for Liam's farm. Something no other pig would thought of doing. And I can be a big help to him."

"I think you're right." said Mason. "You can talk to people now and you can talk to animals too."

"Oh, and Liam, where is that granny Smith apple you promised me?"

Liam rolled his eyes and pulled out a large, ripe, green apple from his pocket. "You may talk, but you're still a pig." he tossed the apple over to his porcine companion, which Snowball was happy enough to grab in his mouth and chomp it down while enjoying the juice. "Yep, that's just good ole Snowball for ya."

"So yummy." said the pig while chomping down on the fruit. He continued watching Operation Dessert Storm with his cronies and he gulped down the remaining bits of the apple.

"A talking pig." said Leon. "Who would have thought that?"

"Apparently no one." said Yakov. "Right until now, of course. But it looks like he is still following his instincts as a pig by the looks of him. He is not completely defying or violating any laws of nature."

"If he was, he would be walking on two legs." said Luna before she and everyone else on the couch laughed with her.

"I have no intention of walking on two legs, Luna." said Snowball. "It would have a negative effect of my back and my spine. Besides, that's what my species are meant to have, just four legs to walk on with no opposable thumbs."

They all watched it for at least half an hour before it was over and Snowball said: "I absolutely love this series. I especially want to have a taste of that triple chocolate cake."

"Wait, can pigs eat chocolate?" asked Jesse.

"Is it poisonous to you, Snowball?"

"Actually, it's not. We pigs can eat chocolate, but the problem is that: high sugar foods can damage pigs if they are not careful, so we cannot eat it excessively like you all can. Besides, it would be far more poisonous to dogs and cats than us pigs. After all, we'll eat just about anything we can get our teeth on, calling ourselves omnivores."

"Like humans?" asked the icy rocker girl.

"Yes. Humans included." Snowball nodded his head. "And Lincoln, i can say this: Liam told me a great deal of things about you at the farm.

"Really?" Lincoln smiled. "Like what?"

"Like how smart and clever you are." said Liam. "Come on, you always think things through like the leader of the pack for wolves." said Liam. "You're as quick thinking as a a parrot with Einstein's hair and glasses."

"Indeed. Very resourceful. How your schemes can mostly make the bet out of any situation."

"mostly?" asked Lincoln.

"Well remember when you and your friends, minus Liam here of course, sneaked out of his slumber party to sneakily enjoy Girl Jordan's pool soiree without him knowing?"

Lincoln frowned with guilt and replied: "Oh yeah. Right." he looked at Liam and said: "I said I was sorry, right?"

"Yeah, you did." Liam smiled.

"Well you're human and humans make mistakes every once in a while." Snowball correctly stated. "Every human does things that they will regret eventually. Do do not be hard on yourself."

"Very true, Snowball." said Luna. "ever thought about fighting bad guys?"

"No, not really. I'm not much of a superhero, but I am more of an intellectual pig. But I would be doing the actual fighting on my home range."

"Snowball here is like a guard dog sometimes when me and my family ain't around the farm."

"Right. his father has compared me to a guard dog, but far more intelligent than any dog. But, I know you all do good jobs as superheroes. Speaking of which, can I have some belly rubs? I really love belly rubs." he even got on his back like a dog wanting attention and had an adorable look on his face. The heroes looked a little weirded out because Snowball is a talking pig now, but they looked at Liam and he smiled at them.

"Just give him what he wants." said Liam. "He's still a piggy." he then made a smirk.

The heroes smiled and eventually gave into the belly rubs, including Leon. Snowball was clearly enjoying this sensation.

Despite being more intelligent, Snowball was still behaving like a normal pig as Liam had stated. "Oh yes!" Snowball sighed. "Yes, that hits the spot. Ooh, a little more to the right, Jesse. Yes! that really helps that itchy spot."

They were rubbing and scratching his belly for at least five minutes, and at last, Snowball said that he was alright now and that he have had enough belly rubs and or scratches. "Are you happy?" asked Lincoln

"Very happy, thank you very much." said Snowball gratefully.

"So what brings you here?" asked Lincoln.

"The usual, Lana is giving me one of her signature baths, Lincoln." the pig replied. "I simply love it when your sister, along with Liam here, gives me a nice, soothing, warm bath. Think of it as like a personal spa for animals to enjoy instead of humans."

"Good point. Lana loves animals with her heart."

"And how can any animal not like her? she is like one with Mother Nature."

"You hate the cold, Snowball?" asked Mason curiously.

"I tolerate it admittedly. Sure, being in the snow is fun, but if it was in a place like Iceland, Greenland, or Antarctica, we would all freeze to death."

"That is so true." said Jesse.

"And I've read that pigs eat more food during winter so that they can maintain their body heat." said Sam

"Right you are. It is an excellent way for me to not get so cold. It works for us pigs a great deal to survive any kind of winter."

Suddenly, the crime alert blared, and the heroes went to see what the situation was. They were looking at the Living Taser and Hairdoom causing mayhem and destruction in the southern part of Royal Woods, just trying to destroy as much buildings and kill as much people as possible. "It's those turds again." said Luna.

"You all know what you have to do." said Snowball boldly.

"Right!" the other heroes said in unison.

"Be careful out there, dad." said Leon.

"I am always careful, my son." said Yakov. "I'm supposed to worry about you." he hugged him tightly, though it was a little weird and cold how this hug was, considering the fact that the only thing organic left in Yakov, was his head. His cybernetic body felt cold, but Leon didn't care. He loved his dad and he was happy to be with him again after all this time. Lincoln changed into his Ace Savvy outfit and the heroes rushed to the scene to save the day.

Lincoln, as usual, was riding with his sister. For Snowball, he was enjoying another nice bath from Lana with Liam. "Don't forget to wash behind my ears, my dear Lana." Snowball sang.

"I won't."


Many people were running and ducking for cover from the two rampaging supervillains as they were causing such chaotic mayhem. "Oh this is so much fun!" said Hairdoom. "My dear Taser, don't you just love causing evil in the morning?"

"I know I do, darling." Taser sang before zapping dozens of people with a zap of lightning. These people were not killed, just painfully electrocuted while twitching on the floor in a crazy manner.

"Not so fast!" said a voice from above. Luna, Mason, Jesse, Yakov, Sam, and Lincoln arrived, looking heroic and bold.

"Ah, the gang is all here." said Taser with a smug look on his deranged face. "How was France?"

"Good, but it's not really any of your business, you crazed turds." Luna cracked her knuckles and her hands were glowing blue balls of light, ready to freeze these two crazed supervillains.

"And Ace Savvy is part of your hero posse?" Hairdoom pointed to Lincoln. "How adorable."