Note I do not own the Loud House, all rights go to Nickelodeon and Viacom. Same thing goes with Spongebob. So without furthur ado let's remake Grandma's kisses with The Loud House characters.
but first summary.
When Lincoln is being made fun of at school for being a momma's boy, he asks his younger sister Lisa to help him act like a grown up, but when Lisa, Lana, and Lola start getting more of Rita's affection, Lincoln gets jealous. Will Lincoln risk being a grown up in order to get his mother's love, or will he try to act grown up.
So let's start.
Chapter 3: A Mother's Love
It was a beautiful Monday morning, wait Monday, that means our friend Lincoln has to go to school. Lincoln Loud was currently sleeping when he smelled cookies from the oven.
Lincoln then shot up with a smile, while Lynn Sr. was the chef for the family, Rita had always made great cookies, and it was better when she mixed them with pancakes making a great breakfast.
Lincoln then got dressed for school and ran down stairs to see his sisters already eating without him, which made him a little sad.
Rita then came in.
"Don't worry honey, I made a special one for you." Rita then handed Lincoln a plate with a heart shaped pancake on.
"Wow mom thanks." Lincoln then gave Rita a hug and sat down at the table and started eating. Lincoln took one bite and said "No one makes better cookie pancakes then you mom."
Rita then blushed.
Lynn Sr. then whispered to Rita, "When do you think we'll tell the kids it was me who mixed those cookies with pancakes and not you?'
"Oh let me take the credit honey, after all, who was the guy who took credit for last family vacation?" said Rita.
"Oh that was a great place, you really know how to pick em." said Lynn Sr. "After all, you did pick all of this" Lynn Sr. then showed himself off.
Lincoln then made a belch and said "all done mom."
Rita then noticed that Lincoln mouth was dirty so she grabbed a napkin and cleaned it. "There all better."
The girls then started to giggle "What's so funny?" asked Lincoln.
"Oh, it's nothing," giggled Luan "momma's boy."
"I am not a momma's boy." declared Lincoln.
"Oh right, this coming from the same boy who had his mom kiss his boo boo last week." said Lori.
Lincoln then felt a little embarrassed.
"Oh don't listen to them Lincoln, there is nothing wrong with being a momma's boy," said Rita "I mean just look at your father."
"Hey!" said Lynn Sr.
"Relax honey, just because I baby you, doesn't mean I love my kids any less." Rita then gave Lincoln a hug.
"Guys, we're gonna be late for school." said Lisa.
The Loud Family then went to vanzilla.
One car ride later.
After dropping off Lincoln's five older sisters to their school, Lynn Sr. and Rita then made it the the elementery school to drop off Lincoln and his four younger sisters, minus Lily for obvious reasons.
As soon as Lincoln, Lucy, Lana, Lola, and Lisa got off of the vanzilla, Rita said "Lincoln, you're forgetting something."
Lincoln then went up to the passenger window "What did I forget?"
"This" Rita then kissed Lincoln's forehead leaving a kiss mark there and said "Have a nice day at school honey."
Lincoln then blushed a little and said "Thanks mom."
Once Vanzilla drove off, Lincoln's younger sisters, sans Lucy, begin to make fun of him.
"Does mommy's little boy need his blankie?" asked Lola.
"Or Bun-bun?' asked Lana.
"Or does he need her to give him a kissy-kissy on his boo boo?' asked Lisa.
They then started to laugh.
"Your just jealouse because i get mom's attention and you don't !" said Lincoln. "Mom said there's nothing wrong with being a momma's boy. You'll see."
Lincoln then ran to class. Lucy then spoke up.
"I'm all for dark humor and making fun of others but even I'll say you guys were going to far." said Lucy.
"Oh you don't know what it's like, having Lincoln soke up all of mom's attention." said Lola.
"It get's maddening." said Lisa.
"When she's not taking care of Lily, she's giving her attention to Lincoln." said Lana "Just for once I'd like to get mom's attention."
"Then why don't you do something about it instead of making fun of our only brother." Lucy said as she walked to class.
Lana, Lola, and Lisa then looked at each other.
Later at lunch
Lincoln was sitting down at the lunch table eating with Clyde.
"So then, they start making fun of me." said Lincoln.
"That's tough man." said Clyde.
Just then Chandler came up.
"Hey dork-o, how's your lame-o life?" asked Chandler.
"Stop making fun of me you jerk." said Lincoln.
Chandler was readying his goons to punch Lincoln until he notices something on Lincoln forehead.
"Yo who gave you that kiss on your forehead?' asked Chandler.
Lincoln then notices he didn't clean his mother's kiss mark off his forehead so he had to improvise.
"Oh this..." started Lincoln, he then started to play cool "I just got it from a hot girl.'
"I thought you got it from your mom?" said Clyde.
As soon as Chandler heard that, he started laughing.
"Hey everyone, Lincoln's a mommy's boy!" Chandler exclaimed in the cafeteria.
As soon as everyone one saw Lincoln's kiss mark on his head, every student, minus Clyde, Rusty, Liam, and Zach, burst out laughing.
"Oh don't listen to them Lincoln, I get affection from mi mom all the time." said Liam.
"Yeah, it isn't that noticeable." said Zach. He then tries to cover up the Kiss mark with Lincoln's hair but it's still noticeable. "Okay so maybe it is noticeable."
"Just try and play it cool." said Rusty.
Lincoln then tried and play it cool until...
"Hey, Mommy's boy?" Said one of Chandler's goon (I'm calling him goon #1) " Kissy-kissy-kissy!"
"No, your wrong! There's nothing wrong with getting kisses from your mom." Lincoln says to Goon #1.
"No, especially if your a big baby that wears diaper!" said Goon #2. Everyone laughs at this "Or sucks his thumb, and plays with dolls, and, um,..." Soon everyone stops laughing. "Wears pajamas with feet in em, and carries his blankie around and, um..."
"Alright we get it already." everyone said in unison.
"Cheer up Lincoln I know someone who still likes you." said Chandler.
"You do?"
"Yeah, your mother." laughed Chandler.
Soon everyone returned to laughing. Lincoln then tries to get off the kiss mark with a mop but it wouldn't come off.
"THAT'S IT!" everyone stopped laughing "I have been publicly humiliated for the last time."
Lincoln then runs home crying.
"Go ahead run home to your mommy." called out Chandler as everyone, besides Clyde, Liam, Zach, and Rusty, begins to laugh again.
Later at the Loud House
Lincoln is sitting on the couch crying next to his mom.
"I'm sorry that happened to you, Lincoln." said Rita. "If anything your the most adult person ever."
"Thanks mommy." said Lincoln.
Just then Lily started cry.
"Let me go take care of lily." said Rita. As soon as she left, Lincoln heard her say, "she is so adorable when she cries."
"She really is mom." muttered Lincoln.
Just then Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, and Lucy came in.
"Hey bro, we heard about what happened at school today." said Luna.
"And we just wanted to say we're sorry, we were just jealous." said Lori.
"You could say we wanted to be 'babied' too. Hahaha." joked Luan.
"Not now Luan." said Lucy.
"So we got you this comic, Linky." said Leni.
"Hope you like it Linc." said Lynn as she passed Lincoln the comic. It was the latest addition of Ace Savy.
"Thanks guys. This makes up for everything." said Lincoln.
They all did a group hug.
Just then on top of the stairs.
"You guys thinking what I'm thinking?" asked Lisa
"Yeah, we make mud pies." said Lana.
"No you idiot." snapped Lisa. She then sees Lana tearing up. "Sorry elder sibling." She then gives Lana a quick hug. "Alright here's the plan..." Lisa then whispers the plan.
"I love this plan." said Lola. "I also love it when your evil."
"This is me at my most evil." said Lisa.
"Do your evil laugh." said Lola
"Nhenhenhenhe." laughed Lisa. "Alright let's do this."
As the rest of the Loud Siblings went to there respected rooms, Lisa, Lola, and Lana went to Lincoln's room.
Knock knock
"Come in." Lincoln said reading his new comic.
Lana, Lola, and Lisa came in.
"Hello elder sibling." said Lisa.
"Hey guys." said Lincoln.
"We couldn't help but over hear on what happened earlier today,.." started Lisa.
"So we decided to amke it up to you." said Lola.
"What are you gonna do?" asked Lincoln.
"We're gonna help you act like a grown up." said Lana.
"I don't know guys..." said Lincoln
"Do you want to stop the teasing?" asked Lisa. Lincoln nodded. "Good, now listen to us, and we'll get those guys from both school, and home to stop making fun of you."
One Lisa explanation.
"So just like that?" asked Lincoln. "If I start acting grown up around mom, I'll be on the train to being respected at school?"
"Yes, but first wear these." said Lola, handing Lincoln fake side burns. "If you wears these, it'll make you look like more of a man."
"Thanks guys." Lincoln then puts on the sideburns. "How do I look?"
"Grown up." said Lana
Lisa then notices the time.
"Well, time for bed elder sibling, your first step to being a grown up starts tomorrow." said Lisa as her, Lola, and Lana leave Lincoln bedroom.
The next day, after school.
Lincoln comes home with Lana, Lola, and Lisa, with a huge smile.
"So how did it go Linc?" asked Lana.
"I got the respect I deserve." said Lincoln. "You guys were right, being a grown up gets you more respect then being a mommy's boy."
"I don't remember saying that." said Lola. Lisa shrugged.
"And the best part is that me a Paige got a date tonight." said Lincoln. "She just loved my maturity. So we're going to the movies."
As they entered the house, Rita greeted them by placing a kiss on each of their foreheads. But as soon as Rita was about to give Lincoln a kiss, he put a helmet on his head to block it.
"What gives Lincoln, too much of a grown up to give your mother a kiss?' joked Rita.
"That's it mom." said. Lincoln "Sorry, mom, but the kissing has to stop.
"Tell her like it is, Lincoln, no more baby stuff." said Lana.
"She's right, mom." said Lincoln. "Kisses are for babies, which I am no longer. I have grown up. It is nature's way."
"Oh, you are absolutely right." said Rita.
"Yes mother. And us grown ups have a date at 6:30 pm, her name is Paige and we're going to the movies." said Lincoln "It's gonna be great."
"Well you will not be treated like a baby around here anymore ever again." said Rita.
"I'm glad you see it that way, mother." said Lincoln.
Just then the rest of the Loud Sisters came downstairs.
"Alright mom, I'm taking Lily to the mall." said Lori
"And I'm going to make sure Lori does her job right." said Leni.
"And I'm going to make sure Leni doesn't get lost." said Luna.
"And I'm making sure my best friend doesn't mess up." said Luan.
"Who said we were friends?" Luna asked, glaring at Luan. Luan then starts to tear up "I'm just messing with you best friend." This made Luan smile.
"I'm going to get some new sports gear." said Lynn.
"And i'm going because I have to." said Lucy.
They then left leaving Rita, Lincoln, Lana, Lola, and Lisa alone at the house.
"Well, I'm glad it'll be a little more quiet but..."Rita then goes to the kitchen and comes back with a fresh baked platter of cookies "What am I going to do with all these cookies?"
"Sorry, mother, we adults don't partake in consumption of sweets, right, guys" Lincoln then sees Lana, lola, and Lisa at the dinner table eating cookies. "So much for no more baby stuff."
"And don't forget the cookie eating hat." Rita says, handing Lola the hat. It was red with springs attached to a smiley faces.
"Hey that's my cookie eating!" exclaimed Lincoln, he then realizes what he said "I mean it was when I was a baby." He then goes up to Rita. "Mother, I need to have a mature my sisters." He then whispers loudly to them as Rita goes and gets more milk form the cookies "Guys, what do you think your doing? Coockes? Warm milk? A bib" Lincoln points to the bibs Lana, Lola, and Lisa are wearing with a smiley face on them. "Is that a kissey mark on your forehead? We we are supposed to be adults!" Lincoln then bangs the table.
"Oh, oh, no roughhousing with a full tummy." Rita then tickles her three younger daughters. "Who are my babies?"
"We're the babies, we're the babies." said Lana, Lola, and Lisa.
Rita leaves for a minute. Lincoln clears his throat.
"Maybe you didn't understand us but you were supposed to be the grown up while we be the babies, getting all of mom's attention." said Lola.
"Yeah Lincoln being a grown up is boring. I love being a baby." said Lana
"You've been planning this haven't you?" asked Lincoln. "You taught me to be a grown up so that way when mom would stop giving me her affection, you three come in and be her babies."
"Well you say it like that, it makes us sound like the villains of this story, not Chandler." said Lisa "And besides, we wanted attention too, and wanted to be more like a grown to stop being made fun of. I think it's a great trade. We get affection, you get respect."
"Fine, have fun being babies, never to know the rich rewards of being a grown up." said Lincoln.
Rita then comes in with another batch of cookies.
"Here's another batch." said Rita.
"Alright!" said Lisa, Lana, and Lola.
They then start eating more cookies.
"Rewards, huh?" mocked Lola.
"Yeah well.. you suck." said Lincoln.
Once they finished, Lana says "Mommy, we're so full."
Rita then gets out another plate of cookies "More Cookies?"
Lana, Lola, and Lisa then start eating more cookies.
Lincoln then looks at his watch "Well it appears my lunch hour. Grown ups do have to eat. I guess this will have to do." When Lincoln picks up a cookie and is about to eat it, Rita takes it away. "What gives?"
"Oh, you don't want this baby food." said Rita "How about some steamed vegetables." Rita then hands Lincoln, the vegetables.
Lincoln tries to eat but gags. "Yeah... really... good!"
Lana then bites her finger while eating a cookie. "Ow! My wittle finger." she then starts to sob a little.
"Hold still." said Rita as she kissed Lana finger. " All better?"
"Sorta" Lana then holds up her other finger "This finger hurts a little bit too." Rita then kisses the other finger and hugs Lana. Lana then gives Lincoln smug look.
"How about I give you all presents?" asked Rita.
"Is it more cookies?" asked Lola.
"No, even better. It's a sweater." Rita then gives Lana, Lola, and Lisa each a sweater. They then have big smiles on their faces. "With love in every stitch."
Lincoln then imagines himself in the sweater instead of his sisters. The sweater tears in half. "Don't i get a present, mother?"
"Oh I almost forgot." said Rita. Lincoln then holds out his arms only to be given $40. "You'll need money for your date with Paige. Go heavy on the popcorn, I don't suspect any change." Rita then hears a knock on the door and opens.
When Rita opens it, she sees Lincoln's date Paige there.
"Hi is Lincoln here?" asked Paige. "It's time for our date."
Rita then sees that it's 6:30 pm.
"Well, Lincoln, I'd love for you to stay but grown ups have to go on there date." said Rita. Lincoln is heartbroken by this. "I bet you three would like a nap in these sweaters." Lana, Lola, and Lisa then yawned in tiredness. "You still here Lincoln?"
"Oh, I guess it's time to go." said Lincoln.
"You have a fun time then." said Rita as she goes over to the couch and puts a blanket over the sleeping Lana, Lola, and Lisa.
"Alright I guess I'll be going now mother." said Lincoln.
"Bye Honey." said Rita.
"I don't know when i'll be back, it's a pretty long movie." said Lincoln, in desperation to get Rita's attention.
"Oh, you'll be fine." said Rita.
"So, uh... that's it." Lincoln then goes for the door.
"Shh, there asleep." shushed Rita.
Lincoln then begins to close the door very, very, slowly "Soo long..." Lincoln then closes the door.
Outside Lincoln is heartbroken and is about to cry.
"Well, Lincoln, are you ready to see that new Ace Savy move?" asked Paige. "It's rated PG, not that we'll need parents, or guidance for two grown ups likes us, right, Lincoln?" Paige then notices that Lincoln is standing there, near the front door, with a blank expression. "Linky, are you okay?"
Lincoln then slammed the door open, with sad eyes, his sideburns fall to the ground. Lincoln then breaks down crying. "I DON'T WANNA GROW UP!" He said it loud enough to wake up Lana, Lola, and Lisa. "I want cookies, and milkie! I want a sweater with love in the stitches! I wanna wear diadies! I wanna ride in my wagon! I wanna cuddle-wuddle with Mister Stuffykins! I wanna rocky-rock on my sea horsey! AND I WANT KISSY-KISSY ON MY BOO BOO!"Lincoln then starts crying hysterically. While he was crying, Paige comes near him and starts giving him comforting words.
"It's okay Linky!" Paige said wrapping her arms around him.
"No it's not okay!" cried Lincoln "My mom doesn't love me anymore."
While Lincoln was continues to sob his eyes out, Lana, Lola, and Lisa explain to Rita what they did.
"We just wanted your attention, mom." said Lana.
"We didn't mean to make Linky cry." said Lola.
"It's our fault, not Lincolns." said Lisa "Go to him mother, Lincoln needs you."
Rita then goes up to Lincoln "Take it easy Lincoln" Lincoln isn't listening "Lincoln!" Lincoln starts gasping after each cry. "Lincoln!" Rita then holds Lincoln's lips together for a moment "You don't have to be a baby to get my love."
"I don't!" Lincoln said while still sniffling.
"Of course not." said Rita "No matter how old you get, you'll always be my little baby boo." Rita then kisses Lincoln on his forehead "and remember, you can kiss your mother and still be a grown up." Rita then hands Lincoln his fake sideburns and a cookie "Here you go." Lincoln then puts on his sideburns and eats the cookie.
"Thanks mom." said Lincoln. "Uh, mom, could you not mention this to my classmates at school."
"No problem." said Rita.
"Yeah, it'll be our secret." said Lola
"No one will know that you love mom." said Lana.
"And no one will make fun of you on our watch." said Lisa.
Lincoln then turned to Paige with a worried face.
"Don't worry Linky," said Paige "As a daddy's little girl myself, I'll keep this whole thing to myself."
Lincoln then hugged Rita, as she returned the hug. Soon they were joined by Lana, Lola, and Lisa.
"Any room in there for one more?" asked Paige.
Lincoln then pulled Paige into the group hug.
Outside the house, Chandler, his goons, and the rest of Lincoln's classmates are laughing at him.
Just then Lori and the others came in.
"Get out of here kid." said Lori.
Chandler and the others then groaned and left the house.
Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, and Lily then looked in through the window and started laughing.
"Momma's boy." laughed Luan.
And We are done. I hoped you guys loved it. Now If you'll excuse i gotta go. This is Issac Flores signing out.
