Note I do not own the Loud House all rights go to Nickelodeon and Viacom. I also don't own Spongebob, all rights go to Stephen Hillenburg. It's another Spongebob inspired Loudfic, and today's based off F.U.N. Enjoy! ;)
Summary!
Lana thinks Lena Shroud is lonely and thinks she needs a friend, so she teaches her about fun. But when Lisa gets wind of this, can she protect Lana from the Shroud's evil scheme, or has Lena gone straight?
Let's do this!
Chapter 6: F.U.N.
Our story begins with Lisa, Lincoln, and Lana in the living room, with a controller hooked up to Lincoln's game station.
"I present to you, the Beat-A-Game Button' Lisa said holding said controller with a large button on it.
"Wow!" exclaimed Lincoln. "So how does it work?"
"It's simple." said Lisa "If your playing a really hard game, you just push the button, and the games beat." Lisa the turned on the game station and started plying Lincoln's hardest game in his collection, Ninja man 2: the Return of Dredd! "Oh no, I'm getting my butt kicked!" Lisa then pushed the button and the credits started rolling.
Lincoln then grabbed the control and went to his game collection.
"Alright all you games consider yourself beaten!" said Lincoln. He then turned to Lisa and said "Your Beat-A-game button is amazing!"
Just then Lena Shroud kicked down the front door and took Lisa's Beat-A-Game button with her grappling hook.
"You mean my Beat-A-Game button." Lena then used her jet pack and flew out of there.
Just when all hope was lost they heard Lena yell "Cheap model, I need new batteries! Better run for it!"
Lana then chase d after Lena.
Lena, being only four and a half years old could barely outrun Lana, but Lena then saw a shop and went in. Lena then came back out wearing a blue wizarding robe, blue wizard hat, and funny looking glasses.
Lana then made it to the shop.
"Excuse me, have you seen a white haired toddler?" Lana asked Lena, not knowing about her disguise. Lana then looked up and read the sign on the shop. "Wow a magic shop! Are you a magician? I met a magician at my big brother's birthday party a couple years ago. He told me that if you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all of your dreams can come true."
Just then Lena ripped of her disguise. "Argh! I can't take it!"
"Lena! It's you!" exclaimed Lana.
"Yes, and after all these months, I thought I was the master of torture. But that... that wasn't fair! Here" Lena, with tears in her eyes, gave the Beat-A-Game button to Lana " Take the stupid invention. I guess I'll never be as respected in the science community as Lisa. You don't know what it's like to be a loser."
Lana, feeling bad for Lena speaks up. "Aww, cheer up, Lena. I think your a winner."
Lena then stops crying "Wh-what did you say?"
"I said that your a-" before Lana could finish her sentence, the loud family, and a bunch of other people interrupted her.
"Loser!" said everyone minus Lana and Lena.
Lena then broke down crying and ran away to her Dad's restaurant.
"How does it feel to be the most hated person in this town?!" asked Lori.
"It hurts, doesn't it?! I know!" said Lincoln.
"yeah and for running you out, we're gonna make this girl honorary town rookie of the town." said the police officer. The police officer then puts a donut with a ribbon around Lana.
The Loud family, the police officer, and the rest of the people there then start singing.
"For she's a jolly good rookie,
for she's a jolly good rookie,
for she's a jolly good rookie..."
Everyone then throws Lana in the air. Lana then thinks to herself. "I bet if she had just one friend, Lena wouldn't be such a meanie. When Lana came back down, everyone gave up.
"Which nobody... okay let's get out of here."
The next day
Lena is at her dad's restaurant, Bruce's 80s place, eating some ice cream. Bruce Shroud hated seeing his little girl so sad, yesturday he had closed up shop early to help his wife comfort Lena. Today was a slow day, every Sunday, for breakfast, people go to the restaurant across the street, 'Aloha Comrade', to eat Lynn Loud's food. If only he could find a way to make his food just as good as Lynn's food, then people ignore Sergei's unoriginal fusion restaurant, and go to his 80s style restaurant, and be the most successful restaurant owner in the block.
"Why is it that every Sunday, people go there, instead of here?" asked Bruce to himself. Bruce was tall, blonde haired, pretty skinny, and always looked happy, probably for business reasons to make a good first impression. He was also in his early thirties. Bruce was right now wearing a chef's uniform.
Just then Bruce's eldest son, Max Shroud came in with food from Aloha Comrade. Max had black hair, like his mom, was also pretty skinny, was 16 years old, and was 5 ft 6. He was wearing a waiter's outfit."Care for some Lynn originals?"
"I don't pay you to eat from the enemy." said Bruce. "I pay you to take orders from costumers."
"What costumers, it's Sunday." said Max with a smug smile.
Bruce then shrugged and sat back down. Just then he saw Lana coming in.
"A costumer?" said Max "Our special today is..."
"I came to see Lena." said Lana.
"She's over there." Max said pointing to the booth.
"What do you want Loud?!" asked Lena.
"I want you to come play with me." said Lana, with a smile.
"What?' asked Lena.
"Play with me." replied Lana.
"Where?" asked Lena.
"At the playground silly." said Lana
"Thanks, but no thanks I got better things today." said Lena walking away from Lana. Lana saw this left to the front door and waited there.
"That naive blonde! How long must I suffer from her?" asked Lena.
"You're not letting her leave are you?" asked Bruce. "Can't you see? This is the perfect opportunity for revenge!"
"Elaborate for me father!" commanded Lena.
"Befriend Lana." said Bruce. "Then when the time is just right, take Lisa's latest invention to pass it up as yours. The science fair is just a week away and you can't let her beat you again."
"Also see if you can get Lynn's secret recipe." said Max, while eating Lynn Sr. made food.
"Or better yet, see if Lisa has a food analyzer." said Bruce.
"I like how you think, it's evil!" said Lena.
"Well, technically I got it from a show." said Bruce.
"Well copying is evil too." said Lena
"Well get moving genius, don't let her get away." said Max.
Lena then made it for the door.
"Hey Lana, still wanna hang out?" asked Lena.
"Oh boy, this is so exciting, let's go." said Lana.
At the park.
Lana at Lena are near the playground playing in the mud.
"This is very unsanitary." said Lena. "I feel like I'll get a rash."
"Well, being clean may have it's perks, but mud pies are more fun." said Lana, throwing some mud at Lena. When Lana saw Lena with an angry expression, she then suggested something else. "How about we play in the swings."
Lena then nodded.
At the swings Lana and Lena were going up and down, but Lena was up higher.
"Yeah I win!" exclaimed Lena. "I was higher then you."
"Lena it's not about winning." said Lana. "It's about having fun!"
"What's that?" asked Lena.
"Fun is when you..." Lana started but couldn't find the words to put it. She then remembered a song Luna would sing before she was into rock. "I know this song you'll love." Lana then took out a ukulele and started to sing.
Lana:"F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me
N is for anywhere any time at all..."
Playground kids: "Right here in the U.S.A."
Lena : "F is for fire that burns down the town!
U is uranium... bombs!
N is for no survivors WHEN YOU-"
"LENA!" exclaimed Lana "Those things are not what fun is all about. Now do it like this.
F is for friends who do stuff to-"
"Never! That's completely idiotic." said Lena.
"Here, let me help you!" said Lana.
Lana: "F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me try it!
Lena: "N is for anywhere anytime at all..."
Playground kids: "Right here in Royal Woods!"
"Waite, I don't understand. I feel all tingly inside." said Lena. "Should we stop?"
"No, that's how your supposed to feel!" said Lana.
"Well, I like it! Let's do it again!" said Lena.
"Okay!" agreed Lana.
Both "F is for frolic through all the flowers
U is for ukulele
N is for nose picking, sharing gum, and sand licking
Here with my best buddy!
(Both laugh in time with song)
Lisa is looking through a telescope at Lana and Lena.
"Grrr, that traitor." said Lisa.
At the Shroud's house
Lena is in her closet changing clothes. Outside her closest was her older sister Alison. Alison was 14 years old, had blonde hair, green eyes. She was skinny like her parents, had fair skin, and a great smile. She wore a sweatshirt, and jeans.
"And then we frolicked through the flowers and then..." said Lena.
"Sounds like fun." said Alison.
"Well, the really fun part was when we..." started Lena.
"What did you do with the Beat-A-Game button?" asked Alison.
"The what?" questioned Lena.
"The Beat-A-Game button, remember?" said Alison.
"You can't rush these things, you know." said Lena.
"You're forgetting about the mission?" said Alison.
"You're going native, Lena! Look at yourself!" said Alison as she picked up Lena from her closet, revealing that Lena was dressing up just like Lana.
"What?" asked Lena.
Later at the Loud House
Lana and Lisa are sitting at the couch watch tv.
"I haven't seen Lena in a while. She must be scheming." said Lisa
"Who knows? Maybe she's changed." said Lana.
"Who knows? I think maybe you knows!" Lisa then shows Lana a picture of her with Lena holding up the letters of FUN.
"She's changed, I tell you!" said Lana.
Lena then enters the house.
"Hey Lana!" said Lena.
"Lena! Let's go! i forgot this is a no friend household!" said Lana
"Lana, may I speak to you in private." said Lisa. She then placed her Beat-A-Game button on the coffee table and turned to Lena. "You won't mind if I set this here, will you?"
"What's this all about, Lisa?" asked Lana
"She's a thief." said Lisa. "Look at the lust in her eyes, she's..."
"Why can't you just accept our friendship?" asked Lana.
"She's just using you to steal my invention." said Lisa.
"I've had enough of this Lisa." said Lana. Lana then turned to Lena. "Come on Lena, let's get out of here."
Both walk away, leaving Lisa there.
"Maybe she was right. Maybe Lena's gone straight." said Lisa. When Lisa went to pick up the Beat-A-Game button, she noticed it was replaced by a cardboard. "Or maybe birds will fly out of my pants." Lisa then ran out of the house. "Hold on elder sibling, I'm coming."
At the movies
Lana and Lena are siting in the front row.
"I sure do love sequels, Lena." said Lana.
"Me too." agreed Lena.
"Listen up!" Lisa's shadow is on the movie screen.
"Lisa?" questioned Lana.
"She's deceiving you! Reach into her pockets and take what she's got!" The guys don't understand so they reach into their wive's purses and find a watch, some money, and a piggy bank then run off. "You too elder sibling."
Lana then reaches in Lena's pocket and finds the Beat-A-Game.
Lana then gasped. "I can't believe this."
"It's not what you think." said Lena.
"What is it then? What do you see here?!" asked Lana.
"I...I don't see anything." said Lena.
"How can you not see it?!" Lana asked crying.
"Okay I see it, it's the Beat-A-Game button." cried Lena. "I couldn't help it."
"But we sung the F.U.N. song!" Lana then clutched her stomach. "I think I'm gonna be sick! How long?"
"How long what?" asked Lena.
"How long were you planning on doing this?!" asked Lana.
"All right, it's true! I tricked you to get the Beat-A-Game button! But then you showed me friendship!" said Lena. "And that's what I really wanted!"
Lana sniff, then smiles. "Really?"
Lena then grabs the Beat-A-Game button. "No not really. Being evil is too much fun." Lena then laughs evilly
Movie man: Oh daring, I know that nothing can tear us apart.
Lena then rips through the screen.
Lisa then makes it to Lana. Lana then says "Lisa, she's gone. She got the invention. She won."
"Oh no she didn't elder sibling! Don't you know what's behind these screens? Solid concrete!" Lisa then opened the screen and grabbed her invention from Lena.
"I'm sorry, Lisa. I thought she really had changed." said Lana.
"Don't blame yourself Lana, you have proven that Lena can never beat me." said Lisa
"I'll get you for this Loud family." Lena said while being taken away by a theater usher.
"Come on, let's go call your mom." said the usher, named Mary.
"Let's go home, and prepare for that upcoming science fair." said Lana.
Lana and Lisa then walked out of the theater a went home.
The End!
Thanks for reading. Shout out to those who know where i got the Beat-A-Game button from. I recommend you guys go read Lena Shroud to get caught up. Now If you'll excuse i gotta go. This is Issac Flores signing out.
