Note I do not own the Loud House all rights go to Nickelodeon and Viacom. I also don't own Spongebob, all rights go to Stephen Hillenburg. It's another Spongebob inspired Loudfic, and today's based off Band geeks! ;)
Chapter 7: Band Geeks
Luna and her girlfriend Sam, were walking in the hallways of Highschool, minding their own business.
"So Luna,you excited for the Rose Bowl on sunday?" asked Sam.
"You know me Sam, I'm not really in to football. That's Lynn's terf." said Luna. For the first time in forever, the Royal Woods high school had made it to the championship, and the Rose bowl was being hosted in Royal Woods. "Lynn though, is excited. She and my dad bought tickets ahead of time."
Just then a very pretty girl with jet black hair walked to them. She had green eyes, pale skin, as tall as Lori, and was skinny, was wearing a leather jacket and jeans, with military looking boots for some odd reason reason. She had a sick looking guitar with painted flames on it, and the base of it was shaped like a skull. Her guitar was shaped like a skull.
"Well, I couldn't help but over hear, but it looks like the little Luna is going to soft on her band, and decided to miss out on the most important day of the school year." mocked the girl.
Luna then glared daggers at her. "Veronica Chang, my band camp rival."
"Guilty as charged." said Veronica.
"What do you want Chang?" asked Luna.
"Well, I came to tell you that my band will be playing at the Rose bowl this weekend." gloated Veronica. "Sunday night to be specific."
"The su-su-su..." stuttered Luna.
"That's right. I'm living your dreams, Loud!" gloated Veronica. "The problem is my lead guitarist is grounded for the rest of the month, and my drummer will be at his Aunt's wedding on the day of the Royal Bowl, so I can't perform. So, I was hoping you and your band could cover for us."
Luna, nervious, could only say "Ohh, uhh, I... I, uhh..."
Veronica broke down laughing "I knew it, you don't even have band!" laughed Veronica.
"Hold it!" snapped Luna. "It just so happens that I do have a band, and we're gonna play at the Rose Bowl! How do ya like that, Chang?"
"Good Luck on Sunday then. I hope the audience bring lots of...ibuprofen" mocked Veronica
As soon as Veronica left, Luna came from Stoic to scared.
"Luna, three of our band mates are out for that weekend." said Sam. "How are we gonna perform without them."
"I gotta drum up a marching band, fast!" Luna then giggle a little bit. "Drum, heh. Band humor."
When Luna got home, she ran up to our little hero Lincoln Loud.
"Linky! i need your help!" said Luna.
"What do you want?" asked Lincoln. "Did Sam do something to you? Did she take advantage of you? I'm gonna kill her if she did anything to you! She did something didn't she? She didn't understand the concept of 'No' huh? She's dead now!"
"No" replied Luna "why ... why would you even think that?"
"Your my favorite sister and I don't want you getting hurt." explained Lincoln. Luna then felt a tear roll down her eye from Lincoln's affection. "Well what happened?"
"Listen, the Rose Bowl is in a few days and I gotta form a band to perform the halftime show because if I don't I'll be a loser." explained Luna.
"Alright, i'll help you." said Lincoln.
"Sweet dude, because we need help from our sisters, our friends, and their sisters." said Luna.
We then cut to Luna explaining to the Loud Sisters what to do.
"So will you all join?" asked Luna
'What's in it for us?" asked Lola.
Lana then jabbed her with her elbo.
"Well help you Luna." said Luan.
"After all, us Loud siblings stick together." said Lynn.
"Yeah." said the Loud siblings minus Lily because she's like 1 year old.
"So remember, tell your friends that practice begins tomorrow 6:30 pm sharp at Sam's house." said Luna.
"Why Sam's house?" asked Lola.
"Because her mom has coockies for us." said Luna
The next day, Luna and Sam were driving to Sam's House with a bunch of instruments.
The time was 6:45 pm.
"Ugh! Stupid Music rental clerk made me late." said Luna. "That moron don't know an oboe from an elbow." Lua then started to laugh. "Ha heh heh. Oboe. Heh. More band humor."
When Luna and Sam got inside the house, they saw how packed it was from Lincoln' classmates and other people.
"Okay everyone, settle down." said Luna. Everyone then became quiet. "Now has anyone here played an instrument before?"
"Do instruments of torture and suffering count?" asked Lena Shroud.
Lucy was sitting next to her, and for the first time, the word torture creeped her out, so she scooted away from her.
"Uh, no, Shroud." said a creeped out Luna.
"Is, like, make up an instrument?" asked Leni, raising her hand.
"No Leni, Makeup is not an instrument." sighed Luna. Leni then raised her hand again. "Smoothies are not an instrument either." Luna then said. " That's fine. No one has an experience. Thankfully, I have enough Jam for all of you." Luna then laughed. 'Hehe, hehe, band humor."
Luan then shakes her head unamused.
"When do we get the free food?" asked Benny.
"Never!" exclaimed Sam.
"Okay repeat after me." ordered Luna. Luna then played five notes on her guitar. "Brass section hit it." Lori, Luan, Benny, Margo, Rusty, and Polly repeated the note. "Sweet. Now the wind." Lucy, Haiku, Zach, Chaz, Lynn, Francisco, Penelope, and Dana repeated the note. "Now the drums." Lincoln, Clyde, Paige, Girl Jordan, Lana, Leni, and Lily put drumticks in their mouths and tried to blow until they shot out, pinning Luna to the wall. "Too bad that didn't kill me."
Sam then took over. "Okay let's try stepping in rhythm. Now I want all of you to stand up in straight rows of five."
"Is this the part where we start kicking?" asked Luan. "Because I love a good beat. Get it?" Luan then laughed.
Everyone else groaned.
"No, Luan. That's a chorus line" said Sam.
"Kicking?" said Leni. "I wanna do some kicking." Leni then kicked Lynn in the shin.
Lynn was mad at her. "Why you..." Lynn punched Lincoln.
"Ow! Why me? Leni's the one who kicked you." said Lincoln.
"Because hitting Leni would be like hitting a puppy." said Lynn.
"What? Why would anyone do that?" asked Leni.
"She is say your too innocent to be attacked." said Lisa.
"Oh. Thanks, Lynn." said Leni.
"No problem." Lynn then turned to Lincoln. "As for you..."
Lynn and Lincoln then get into a fight which leads them then hears a loud scream.
Lincoln then poked his head through the door.
"Whoever's the owner of a white Sedan, you left your lights on." said Lincoln.
Lincoln then walked in, with a trombone through his neck. And sat down next to Paige. Paige then mouthed to Lynn 'Your Dead!' which made Lynn feel frightened.
"I'll get the tools." said Lana.
"I'll get the medkit." said Lucy
Day Two
Luna and Sam lead the marching band through the neighborhood.
"Nice band Loud!" said Mr. Grouse through his window.
"Thanks!" said Sam.
Everyone was doing great on their instruments.
"That's great everyone." said Luna. "Keep it up. Rose Bowl, here we come." Luna then turned to the flag twirlers. "Flag twilers, really spin those things. And... Turn. Flag Twirlers, come on. I wanna see some spinning." The Flag twirlers then spin faster. "Flag twirlers, I said move it! Come on! Let's go!" The Flag twirlers then flew their flags up so fast that they flew up into the air and crashed into a blimp, EXPLOSION! Clyde then played taps while Luna lied on the ground in a fetal position.
Day three
Back at the house, Luna was with Lena Shroud.
"How's that piano solo coming, Lena?" asked Luna.
"It's tremendous. You want to see." said Lena.
Lena ran up to a giant piano pressing different keys until she exhaustedly made her way up to the last key and pressed it down for five seconds before collapsing.
Day four
Everyone was in Sam's House living room.
"Well this is our last night before the big show." said Luna. "And I'm sure that at least some of you have improved since we began."
Leni sticks her head in a tube. "Hello?"
"But I have a theory." started Sam. "People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?"
"CORRECT!" exclaimed both Lola and Lena.
"So if we play loud, everyone will think we're good." SAID Luna. "Everyone ready?"
Everyone readies their instruments.
"And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, hit it!" said Luna.
A loud blaring sound breaks all the windows. Cut to Luna blowned back to the wall.
"Okay, new theory. Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us." said Luna.
"Well maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't play with dirty, muddy hands." said Lola.
"What did you say princess?" asked Lana, threatengly.
"Dirty... Muddy... Hands!" repeated Lola.
"Well these hands aren't just for digging you know!" said Lana.
"Bring it on Tomboy!" said Lola.
"No people. Let's be smart and bring it off." said Lincoln.
"Oh so the twerp with the old man's hair is gonna preach to us." said Lori.
"People wait. I know things are gonna be tense..." started Luna.
Everyone starts fighting.
Lynn kicks Lincoln only for Paige to attack her.
"There's a deposit on that equipment people!" said Luna
Everyone continues to fight.
"Wait! Stop!" ordered Luna.
Clock hits 9:30.
"Hey class is over." said Benny
Everyone starts to leave as Luna stands outside, with tears in her eyes.
"Well you did. You all took my dream and crushed it. Crushed it into a little tiny pieces. I hope you all feel sorry for your selves. Nooo. Let's stomp on Luna's parade. I guess i'm a loser for that too. Don't bother turning up tomorrow. I'll just tell them you all died in a marching accident. So thanks. Thanks for nothing." Luna then broke down crying and ran back to the Loud House.
"Your welcome." said Leni.
"What kind of monsters are you?" asked Sam. "Luna came to us in her hour of need. Luna deserves better then this."
"Sam's right." said Lincoln. "Luna has done a lot of stuff for us.' Lincoln then turned to Lana. "Lana, when you got stuck in that tree, who helped you down?"
"A fireman." replied Lana.
"And Clyde, when your face swelled up from accidently eating a peanut, who saved you?" Lincoln asked Clyde.
"Some man in an ambulance" said Clyde
"Right!" said Lincoln. "So if we can all pretend That Luna's a fireman or some man in an ambulance, then maybe we'll all know what it truly means, to be in a marching band."
"Yeah for the firemen." said Tabby.
Sam then took charge, "Now let's make my girlfriend, Luna, proud. A one, two, Luna, duna,doo."
At the Rose Bowl
"I knew this was gonna happen.' Said Luna walking over to the entrance. "They probably found some other band to play. I just hope Veronica doesn't find out." Luna then sees Veronica standing at the entrance waiting for her. "Veronica! What are you doing here."
"I came to watch you blow it Luna." said Veronica. "Oh by the way your friends are behind you."
Luna then turned around to see her bandmates Mike, Paul, and Maria (I don't know how many band mates Luna has, since we only saw three, and we know only Sam. For all we know, Luna could have ten band mates. nor does anyone know their names).
"Guys what are you doing here?" asked Luna. "Isn't Paul supposed to drag you outta town because he didn't want to be alone on his trip with his family for the weekend?"
"We heard your playing at the Rose Bowl, so we came early to support you." said Mike.
"Let's watch this." Paul
"I can't see anything with these bangs over my eyes." said Maria.
"Well, where is your band?" asked veronica.
"They couldn't make it." said Luna. "They all died."
"Then what's that?" Veronica asked poking behind Luna.
Luna then looked behind her and gasped. "That would be my band!"
"We're ready to perform Luna." said Sam.
"Wow Luna." said Veronica. "This is exactly how I imagined your band would look like."
Lincoln and Sam do a silly dance
"That's their eager face." said Luna.
Veronica then giggled.
"Well, at least I'll be humiliated with dignity." said Luna
"That's the spirit Luna." Sam said while giving Luna a kiss for good luck. Luna smiled at this. Only to frown again.
Luna, Sam, Mike, Paul, Maria, Veronica, and the the rest of the band make it to the middle of the stage.
Announcer: "Okay football fans. Put your hands together for the Royal Wood Superband."
"Look at all these people Lincoln." said Clyde
"I didn't think a game like this would be this packed." said Lincoln.
"I'm a little nervous." said Paige.
"I think I'm gonna be sick." said Rusty
Luna then nervously begins. "Okay everybody, ready? One, two, three, four..."
Fanfare plays. After it ends, the band starts playing a wonderful tune. Luna opens her eyes, shocked. The spotlight shines on Lincoln. Sam was the lead guitarist.
Lincoln, with the voice of David Glen Eisley for some reason.
Winner takes all,
It's the thrill that one more kill,
The last one to fall, will never sacrifice their will!
Don't ever look back, on the world closing in,
be on the attack with your wings on the wind.
Oh, the games will begin."
Veronica stares in shock, Luna gives her a smug grin and throws her baton over her shoulders and uses her arms for conducting.
"And it's sweet sweet sweet victory, yeah!
and it's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight."
Veronica then faints and gets carried away by stretchers. Luna waves a smug goodbye to her and runs to the middle of the stage. Luna's bandmates looked at the show with pumped up expressions, treating it like a real concert.
"And it's sweet sweet sweet victory, yeah!
And the one's who's the last to fall..."
Luna dances in triumph.
"We will have sweet, sweet victory..."
The End!
Bonus scene.
With Royal Woods High winning the game, every band member were celebrating at the Loud House.
Luna and Sam then got an idea.
"Lincoln." called Luna. "Because you helped me in my hour of need I have a song just for you."
Lincoln then smiled.
Luna and her band mates then get ready to play song.
"Everyone!" announced Luan. "I am proud to introduce to you all 'Luna and the Punkers'."
"Hello Royal Woods." yelled Luna. "This song I was gonna sing for Lincoln's birthday, but since he helped me out today, I've decided to sing it right now."
Paul then got his drum sticks. "Keep in check we've been practicing for quite sometime on this song."
Luna then took on lead vocals.
"Come with me to city I love,
It's not your average city, It's one of a kind.
It's right here, in the state of Michigan
Where Lincoln lives, and the Fun is always free.
Loud, Loud, Loud, in Royal woods, Michigan
Where our white haired friend Lincoln waites for you and me.
Loud, Loud, Loud, ahh, we'll have lot's fun.
You and me forever in the Loud House.
We'll make some mud pies, if we get a chance,
Say hello to Clyde & Paige and do a little dance,
Karate Chop with Lynn, see Leni get a tan,
visit Lori at her job, and foil Lena's plan.
Loud, Loud, Loud, in Royal Woods, Michigan
We'll hook up with Lincoln and his Dog Charles.
Loud, Loud, Loud, ahh, We'll have lots of fun
You and me forever in the Loud House,
Loud House!"
Lincoln and the rest of the people started to clap.
The End!
Trivia
1) This is my first Luna centered Fic that's based off a Spongebob episode.
2)This is part 7 of my Spongebob based Loud House fics. This will all lead up to a remake of the Spongebob Squarepants movie title 'Lincoln Loud and the quest for King Jupiter's crown'. Just be patient! Make sure to read 'The Lost Mattress' 'No Weenies Allowed' 'A Mother's Love (Remake of Grandma's kisses)' 'Chocolate with Nut' 'Lena shroud(Remake of Plankton!)' and 'F.U.N.' to get caught up.
3) I purposely added Sam to get more attention since a lot of people like that Ship.
4) When we find out the rest of Luna bandmates names in the show, I'll re-edit this fic so I can include their names. For now though, their names are Paul, Mike, and Maria.
Thanks for reading. Hope you enjoyed the bonus scene. I didn't know how else to have underwater Sun in a fic. Please leave a review. Now If you'll excuse i gotta go. This is Issac Flores signing out.
