Note I do not own the Loud House all rights go to Nickelodeon and Viacom. Nor do i own Spongebob, all rights go to Sephen Hillenberg. I would like to thank 'littlealexmartinex61910' for the idea of this fanfiction. Lincoln trying to impress Paige. When I was going to remake 'Ripped Pants', it was gonna be Lincoln and Ronnie Anne, but I changed to Paige because of his fanfiction ideas. The original idea was gonna be Paige be into surfing, but I changed it to fit the Sponge House Theme I go for. I decided not to do 'Rock Bottom'. The jokes just couldn't work out, so I'm taking requests again.

Summary

When Lincoln saw how Paige is impressed by Francisco's weight lifting, he decides to try it out to impres her, but he ends up ripping his pants.

Let's begin

Chapter 8: Ripped Pants

At the Loud House

Lincoln and his girlfriend Paige were playing video games at the living room. Super Smash Cousins Brawl was the game they were playing. Sure they could be playing the Wii U. or Melee, but Brawl was just better.

"I'm gonna beat you." said Paige.

"No your not." said Lincoln.

"I;m gonna beat you with my character." Paige was beating Lincoln. Lincoln was great with Smash Cousins, he beat all his sisters at least four times, but no matter what, Paige always beat him. Maybe it's because Lincoln's sisters don't play video games.

Just then Lynn and her boyfriend Francisco came downstairs with their bathing suits on.

"Yo Lincoln, what's up?" said

"We playing super smash cousins." said Lincoln, "Wanna Play?"

"No thanks, me and Francisco are going to the beach." said Lynn.

"There's a weight lifting competition going on there, and we're gonna try it out." said Francisco.

"Count me out Lynn." said Paige. "I'd much rather-" Paige then looked at Francisco and saw him in his trunks, making her cheeks go red. "Buh, buh, buh..."

Lincoln took the distraction and beat Paige easily and after the match was over he looked over at them.

Lincoln then said "We are not-"

"We got nothing better to do, we'll come." said Paige, while making googly eyes at Francisco.

"But what about our smash tournament?" asked Lincoln.

"We have nothing else better to do." repeated Paige.

At the beach

Lincoln and Paige were in their bathing suits and watched as Lynn and Francisco got ready for their competition,

"What a great day." said Lincoln. "Don't you think Paige."

"Yeah, sure, what ever." said Paige as she kept staring at Francisco's muscles.

This made Lincoln jealous.

"That's it!" said Lincoln, making Paige turn to see him. "I'm gonna join the weight lifting competition!"

This made Paige's eyes turn into heart shapes.

Cut to a group of weightlifters

"Watch how a master does it." said Lynn. Lynn then stands in front of a weight and picks it up over her head; the crowd goes wild, as she puts it down.

"Good job, Lynn. Well, that's about enough for today,"said Lincoln. "Don't you think Paige.?"

"Oh come on, Linky, you still need to lift some weights yourself." Paige said, Giving Lincoln a kiss for good luck.

"How about a little more weight." said Francisco. "Observe." Franny then lifted a weight bigger than Lynn's, over his head. The crowd then goes even wilder. Then he puts it down.

"All right, stand back , everyone." said Lincoln.

"GO LINKY, GO!" shouted Paige.

Lincoln then bends down and picks up a single twig from the ground. The crowd goes silent as Lincoln sinks into the sand.

Lincoln then saw Francisco lift up even bigger weights, making the crowd go crazy. For a 14 year old, he was really strong.

"Way to go Franny!" said Lynn, as Paige made googly eyes at him again.

Lincoln burrows into the sand, and tunnels to Luna and her girlfriend Sam, both in their bathing suits, picnicking, while roasting marshmallows.

"This is the best date ever." said Sam leaning into Luna's shoulder. "Just sitting here roasting marshmallows is much better than a fancy restaurant."

"You can say that again." said Luna as she ate another marshmallow.

"Guys!" said Lincoln.

"Oh, hey Linky." said Sam.

"Could I borrow a couple of these?" Lincoln asked as he took two marshmallows from the bag.

"What for?" asked Sam.

"Weight lifting." said Lincoln.

"Mm-hmm." said Luna, through her marshmallow-filled mouth. She then crams another marshmallow in her mouth.

"I see she's too busy to give you a kiss on the forehead so I'll do it for her." said Sam

Sam then gave Lincoln a kiss on his forehead, making him blush.

Lincoln then makes it back to his twig and puts the marshmallow on said twig.

"And now, with the addition of two marshmallows." Lincoln then takes a deep breath, bends down, and grabs the twig. But being scrawny he is unable to. The crowd is still silent. Lincoln tries again but do to his scrawniness, he tried so hard and heard a rip. Lincoln then turns his head and looks at his behind to see his pants ripped.

Lincoln blushes red, then scuffles off. Margo then walks over to Lincoln.

"That was too funny." laughed Margo as she slapped his back. "You are hilarious!"

Paige then came up to Lincoln, also laughing.

"Hahaha, You are priceless, Linky." said Paige.

Lincoln smiled, he found a way to get all of Paige's attention.

Later, their playing volleyball.

"Anybody up for some volleyball?" asked Francisco. It was him and Lynn vs Lincoln and Paige. They both hit the ball back and forth, until Francisco hits the ball with his back to a couple of random beach goers, making the crowd cheer. Lynn serves the ball and as Paige was about the hit it, Lincoln interferes.

"I got it!" said Lincoln. The ball falls and Lincoln tries to serve it. "Incoming!" Lincoln however misses the serve, making the crowd boo. Lincoln then bends down to pick the ball up and rips his pants. "Oops, I guess I missed my pants again!" the crowed laughs again.

Margo walks up to Lincoln laughing. "Once again, dude, you have split my sides!"

Cut the them playing Frisbee. Francisco catches it and throws it to Paige.

"Hey, Paige, how about throwing it to me?" asked Lincoln.

"Okay, here it comes!" Paige then throws the Frisbee at Lincoln, but he let's the Frisbee hit him on the head, knocking him over. "Linky are you okay?!" Paige helps Lincoln up.

"I guess so..." Lincoln then handstands, revealing his ripped pants. "...except I ripped my pants!" Paige and the crowed laughed again.

"Hahaha, you still got it." laughed Margo.

Cut to Lincoln and Paige walking to an ice cream vendor.

"May I help you?' asked the vendor.

"Can I have a banana split?" asked Lincoln.

"Um... we don't serve that." said the vendor.

"That's okay" Lincoln then splits his pants. "Because I already split my pants. Get it?" Paige then laughs at Lincoln's actions.

Cut to broadcasting booth over the lagoon.

"Surf's up at Royal Woods Lagoon!" announced Perch Perkins. "And here come Francisco doing his trademark lay-back." cut to Francisco lying on his back. "There goes Lynn, hanging ten... fingers,that is." Cut to Lynn doing a handstand on her surfboard. " There goes Lincoln..." RIP SOUND "ripping his pants." Perch is annoyed at this. Cut to Lincoln ripping his pants on his surfboard. But then a knocks Lincoln off his surfboard and washes him up onto the beach.

"Hey look, a seagull washed up on the beach." said the lifeguard. He then takes a closer look through his telescope. "Holy cow! It's a guy!" The lifeguard then sprints over to Lincoln and flips him over. "WHY?! WHY?! WHYYY?!" a crowed gathers around Lincoln and the life guard.

"Linky!" said Paige as her voice was cracking at the site of her boyfriend injured.

"Come closer!" Lincoln told the life guard weakly. "I need... I need..."

'You need what?" asked Paige as she nealed down to Lincoln next to the lifeguard, with tears in her eyes.

Lincoln the pats the lifeguard's "I need a tailor... because I ripped my pants!" Lincoln then breaks down laughing as the lifeguard makes a serious face, drops him, and the crowed surrounding him walks off, angirly. Lincoln is left alone and Paige walks up to him angry.

"That wasn't funny, Lincoln Loud! You had me worried Sick!" snapped Paige as she stormed off.

Margo then walks towards Lincoln and looks at him sadly. "Dude..." Margo then walks off.

Cut to a dressing tent, with Lincoln inside. "Come on, Lincoln, your losing them! Think! That's it I got it!" Lincoln then came out of the tent wearing nothing but his underwear and his trunks in his hands. "Hey everyone look, no pants on! Someone call the RWPD! There's a pants on theirs lose!" Lincoln then sees that no one is paying attention to him. He then sees Francisco and Paige playing volleyball, while Lynn is watching. "Oh, no, everybody's gone, even Paige. She'd rather hang out with Francisco! Oh, no, no, no, no,no,no,no,no!" Lincoln then lies on the beach in shame. "We blew it, pants."

"What do you mean, 'we'." The Pants then gets up and walks away from Lincoln, leaving him shocked.

"Oh i didn't have to be such a fool to get Paige's attention." sighed Lincoln. "Am I the biggest loser on the beach?"

"No, I am." said Dana, in her bathing suit, with a bad sunburn. "I forgot to put on sunscreen, Linky."

"No I am." said Joey, "I got sand in my buns." Joey then shows them two sandy hamburgers.

Just then, Chaz came out from under the sand. "No, i'm the biggest loser. They buried me in the sand and forgot about me."

"What happened to you?" asked Dana, Joey, and Chaz in unison.

"I lost my girlfriend." said Lincoln

"How?"

Lincoln then got out a guitar.

Lincoln:"It all started when I ripped my pants,
I thought I had everyone on my side.
But I went and blew it all sky high,
And, now, she won't even spare a passing glance,
All just because I ripped my pants."

Dana, Joey, and Chaz, playing other instruments:"When big Franny came 'round, just to put him down,
Lincoln turned into a clown,
And no girl ever wants to dance,
With the fool who went and ripped his pants..."

Lincoln:"I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse,
but the pain feels so much worse.
Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun,
Than a burn from the sun..."

Dana and Joey: "...Or sand in your buuuuns."

Lincoln: "Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget,
So listen up and you won't forget:
be true to yourself; don't forget miss your chance,
and you won't end up like the..."

Everyone: "... the fool who ripped his pants."

They then rip their own bottoms to make a statement and blushed. A crowed was watching them performing their song and cheered. A blimp then flies by with Lincoln's name on it.

"Linky!" Paige then gets on stage and hugs Lincoln, with him returning the hug. "Your song is true. Just be yourself when your around me." Paige then gives Lincoln a kiss on the lips.

"Thanks Paige! I'm sorry for that stunt I did." said Lincoln.

"No I'm sorry." said Paige, "I shouldn't have been making you jealous. Do you forgive me?"

"I do." said Lincoln.

Paige then gave Lincoln another kiss on the lips, making the crowed go even wilder.

Margo then came up to Lincoln.

"Great song dude." said Margo. 'You nailed it! Up top!"

Before Lincoln could high fiver Margo, Paige pulled Lincoln closer to her and hissed at Margo. "My Linky!"

Francisco and Lynn, impressed, went up to Lincoln. "Lincoln,that was so righteous. Would you... sign my pants?"

"Absolutely, buddy." Lincoln then bends down to sign Francisco's pants, only for his underwear to rip off completely, leaving Lincoln 'au naturel.' Margo then whistles at him, while Lynn covers her eyes at the site of Lincoln without clothes. Lincoln then blushes sheepishly and coves himself with his pants.

Paige then gives Lincoln a towel, and he wraps it around his waist. "Come on we'll go get you some new trunks."

Lincoln and Paige then walked off, holding hands.

The End!

And that's a wrap. Now If you'll excuse I gotta go. This is Issac Flores signing out.