Note I do not own the Loud House all rights go to Nickelodeon and Viacom. Nor do I own Spongebob, all rights go to Stephen Hillenberg.

Summary.

It's Valentine's day, and Lincoln has a special gift for Paige, he just needs to make sure it survives for her to see it.

Let's begin

Chapter 9: Valentines Day!

Today is the most romantic day in Royal Woods. That's right, it's Valentine's day. What wonders can await Lincoln for today.

Lincoln opens the front door of his house, with a bunch of hearts in his arms.

"Happy Valentine's day, Royal woods!"

Lincoln starts throwing the hearts everywhere. He hands one to Mr. Grouse, who tears it up. He then heads over to Luna's girlfriend Sam, and hands her a heart. Sam gives Lincoln a kiss on the cheek, making him blush. Lincoln then sees Lena Shroud walking through the side walk with her older sister, Alison. Lincoln gives both of them a heart. Alison smiles, while Lena throws her heart away.

Lincoln makes his way to Clyde's house.

"Hey buddy!" said Clyde handing Lincoln a box of chocolates.

"Hey Clyde, thanks bro." Lincoln says handing Clyde a heart.

"Thanks bud. So you got everything set up?" asked Clyde.

"You bet, once Paige sees what we got in store for her. She'll love me forever." said Lincoln.

"I thought she already loved you?" asked Clyde

"She'll love me even more." said Lincoln.

At the Loud House.

Lisa was showing Clyde what her and Lincoln made for Paige. It was a hot air balloon made of chocolate.

"Paige is gonna love what you made for her." said Clyde.

Clyde and Lisa get in the basket of the chocolate air balloon.

"Take me through the plan again." said Lisa.

"Okay." Lincoln then gets out a model of the carnival. "Step one: Paige and I the Valentine's day carnival. Step two: I position myself and Paige on top of the Ferris Wheel. Step three: you and Clyde arrive at designated checkpoint for maximum visual contact. Step four: Paige is thrilled. Mission Accomplished."

Cut to Paige's house

We say Paige sitting on the steps to her house carving a heart out of stone. Paige aside from loving games, also loved art. And sculpture was one of her talents.

"Linky will love this." Paige said to herself.

"Hey Paige." greeted Lincoln.

"Hi Linky!" Paige got up and gave Lincoln a kiss. "Here I carved a heart for you. Happy valentine's day!"

"Thanks Paige." said Lincoln as he took the rock carved heart. "I got you a present too."

"You do?" asked Paige.

"It's the greatest..." Paige gets excited form what Lincoln is saying. "... the bestest..." Paige gets more excited "The Most fabulous..." Paige gets even "... Present ever!" Paige then bounces around in excitement. "But you can't have it yet."

Paige stops bouncing around. "Huh? Why not?"

"Because it's not ready yet." said Lincoln.

"Well tell me what it is." said Paige.

"Do you wanna ruin the surprise?" asked Lincoln.

"Yes!" Paige then lifted Lincoln off his feet. "C'mon, Linky, you gotta tel me."

"No can do." said Lincoln. "You'll just have to wait."

One walk to the carnival later.

Lincoln and Paige then walked off to the carnival.

"Okay, Paige, here we are!" announced Lincoln.

Paige gasps as she sees the carnival.

"You got me a carnival?" Paige asked in excitement. Paige then runs inside the carnival.

"It's not the carnival Paige." said Lincoln.

"Oh." said Paige.

Lincoln then reaches in his pocket and takes out a quarter. "Here, Paige, why don't you take this quarter and..."

Lincoln was interrupted when Paige snatches the quarter from him. "Oh my gosh, a quarter! I'v ealways wanted a quarter!"

"It's not the quarter, Paige." said Lincoln.

"Now take that quarter and buy some cotton candy..." Lincoln was once again interrupted by Paige.

"Cotton candy! I can't believe it!" Paige then runs to the cotton candy seller. "Cotton Candy!"

"Hey," said the cotton candy seller. "Get away! Hey!"

"Clyde to Lincoln." Lincoln then gets out his walkie-talkie where Clyde's voice is coming from. "Clyde to Lincoln. Come in Lincoln."

"Ten four Clyde, Lincoln here." Lincoln then sees Clyde and Lisa closing in with the balloon on the carnival.

"We got a visual on the carnival. You want me to bring her in." Clyde said, as He and Lisa are float towards the carnival in the chocolate balloon.

"Oh, not yet, Clyde." said Lincoln. "Paige is still trying to guess what her valentine's day gift is."

"You are such a kidder. Clyde out." Clyde then turns off his walkie-talkie.

"That Lincoln..." started Lisa, but she stopped talking as soon as she sees a flock of Pigeons towards the balloon. "Pigeons! Chocolate eating Pigeons!"

Lisa and Clyde then try to fight off the pigeons.

Cut back to Lincoln and Paige.

"So if it's not the cotton candy, then what is it?" asked Paige. "I can't take it."

"You'll have to guess!" said Lincoln.

Paige then pints to a tent. "This tent?"

"Nope!"

Paige then holds up a man, who is waiting in line for the heart and swirl. "This guy?"

"Nope!"

We then see organism floating around. It's revealed to be Paige's view through a microscope. "This Paramecium?"

Paige then makes a cute little giggle. "Heh, you're a sly one. I can't find here in the carnival... because it's on top of Mount 'Climb up and Fall Off' is it." Paige then runs up to the mountain and falls off, then runs back to Lincoln. "It wasn't there either!"

"Are you sure?" Asked Lincoln. Paige then runs up the mountain and falls off again. Lincoln then takes out his walkie-talkie and contacts Clyde. "Lincoln to Clyde, you can bring it in now."

Unfortunately, Clyde is using a whip to shoo the Pigeons away. So Lisa took over.

"Uh, Lincoln, we got our selves a little problem." Lisa said to the walkie-talkie. "I got a flock of chocolate-eating Pigeons trying to rustle the balloon. We're going to be a little late!"

"Late?" asked Lincoln "But what about..." Paige is seen still jumping on and off the mountain "...Paige?"

"Take her up to the Ferris Wheel and we'll meet you there!" said Lisa. "Lisa out!"

Lincoln then puts away his Walkie-Talkie. "If Paige doesn't get her Valentine..." Lincoln then screams when Paige showed up.

Paige appeared before him, all bruised. "I'm pretty sure it's not there, Linky!"

Lincoln, all nervous, had to come up with an excuse. "Paige! Uhh, actually it's on the Ferris..."

"Ferris Wheel!" interrupted Paige. Paige then grabs Lincoln and runs towards it.

At the Ferris Wheel.

Paige and Lincoln were on the Ferris Wheel, being brought to the top.

"I'm ready for the greatest Valentine's present in the whole world, Linky." said Paige

"Well this is where you're gonna get it... I hope." Lincoln said nervously. "Just keep looking out there, Paige." Lincoln talks to Lisa again on the Walkie-talkie. "Lincoln to Lisa, Lincoln to Lisa, come in, guys!"

"Lisa to Lincoln, I got my ox in a ditch here! We're way off course!" said Lisa.

Clyde then took the Walkie-talkie. "The Pigeons are eating the balloon. They're everywhere!" One of the Pigeons bites the balloon and the air goes out and it floats down. "Aw, shoot! We're going down, Lincoln. Switch to plan B!"

"No, no, B, Clyde! No, B!" Lincoln at this point had to go for plan B. Paige is smiling Big waiting for her surprise. "Uh, Paige, you know how sometimes you plan something special and things don't just work out?"

"No... no... eh-gee! Holy mackerel! Is it hot up here or What!" Paige then started to jump around, moving the cart.

Lincoln then had no choice but to put out his hand/arm. "Paige, here it is!"

Paige stares at Lincoln's hand. "It's a handshake... a romantic Handshake."

"A handshake? That's the big gift?" asked Paige. "You got me a handshake?"

"A romantic handshake." corrected Lincoln. "Happy Valentine's day!"

Paige then shakes Lincoln's hand and stares at it. Paige then makes a grumpy face.

Lincoln laughs and throughout their playtime in the carnival, Paige has the same grumpy look on her face.

Cut to Lincoln and Paige sitting on a bench.

Paige speaks up. "I've been thinking. At first a handshake doesn't seem like much, but really it's the though that counts..."

Just then, Luna and her girlfriend Sam walk up to Lincoln with a box shaped like a heart full of chocolate in their arms.

"Hey Linky, we just wanted to thank you for this box of chocolates." said Sam.

"You the man, little dude." said Luna

"Uh, no problem girls." said Lincoln.

Sam then gives Lincoln a kiss on the cheek and leaves with Luna.

"And even though, I was expecting more..." started Paige.

Just then Cristina and Girl Jordan walks up to Lincoln, holding roses.

"Hey Lincoln. Thanks for these roses." said Girl Jordan.

"Happy valentine's day Lincoln." said Cristina. She then kisses him on the cheek then she and girl Jordan walk way.

Paige, getting really mad and jealous, continued her conversation with Lincoln. "And not that it matters that we're dating for the past 5 months..."

Polly Pain then walks by with a bike. "Hey Lincoln, thanks for the bike!" Polly Pain then turns to Paige. "Can you believe this guy. We barely hang out and he gives me a bike. He's a great bike." Polly then turns back to Lincoln. "Normally I wouldn't kiss you, but since you got me this bike..." Polly then kisses Lincoln on the cheek. "Thanks Linc, see you at school." Polly Pain then walks off with her bike.

Paige then begins to fume. "So as I was saying..."

Rusty then walks up to Lincoln. "Hey Lincoln, do you have the time?"

Paige then snaps and yells with rage. Paige then picks up Rusty and throws him away. "Paige needs love, too!" Paige then goes psycho freaky. Paige then pounds her chest like a Gorilla. Paige then angrily approaches a balloon cart. Paige then cuts the the balloons strings from the salesman and smashes the balloon cart with her bare hands. Cut to a bunch of children playing with a man in a heart costume. The children run off as Paige approaches. "I defy you Heartman!" Paige rips the suit in half and continues her rampage.

P.A. System: "Attention everyone, there's a crazy 11 year old girl on the lose!"

Everyone then runs screaming. Paige sees a twirl-around ride that has hearts on it and goes mad. "Heart on stick must die!" Paige then goes to the pole and tries to pick it up, but gives up eventually in tiredness due to her scrawnyness. Paige then sees a little boy eating a heart-shaped lollipop. "Heart on stick must die!" Paige then takes the lollipop, breaks it in half, throws it on the ground, and stomps on it. Thye boy then runs away screaming.

"Paige!" gasped Lincoln.

Paige then turns around with an evil look on her face; angrily grumbles jibberish, making everyone scared and run to a dead-end at the beach dock. Paige then roars in rage.

"Give me Lincoln Loud!" demanded Paige.

Lincoln is thrown in front of the group of citizens. Lincoln then laughs nervously.

"You broke my heart!" said Paige. "Now I'm gonna break something of your!"

"Okay, Paige, I know I deserve this." Lincoln then notes the crowed."But, do they?"

"They didn't get me anything either!" retorted Paige. The crowed then throws a pile of gifts at Paige's feet. "Nope, it's too late for that now... for all of you!" Paige then then walks onto and over the gifts, about to hurt everyone, starting with Lincoln. The citizens take a step back and Lincoln is scared.

"Yee-haw! Get along little birds! Gallop you Pigeons!" Clyde is seen whipping the pigeons as he and Lisa lands in the carnival with the balloon and letting the pigeons go.

Lincoln sees that Clyde and Lisa have arrived on the dock with the chocolate-balloon. "Yeah! Clyde and Lisa are here! Woo-hoo! Look Paige, it's here! It's here! The best Valentine in the whole world is right behind you!"

"Sure it is." Paige says. not believing in Lincoln.

"I'm telling you, it's right there, turn around!" Lincoln told Paige.

"Uh-uh." Paige still didn't believe Lincoln.

"Paige, just turn around!' said Lincoln.

Paige still didn't listen. Everyone is yelling at Paige to turn around but she doesn't. "Turn around! You nincompoop! Why you!"

"You must think I'm pretty dumb, huh?" Paige asked the crowed.

"Yes! Turn around!" said the crowed.

"No!" said Paige.

"Turn-a-round! Turn-a-round!" said the crowed.

"Nuh-uh. I'm gonna say this once and I'm not going to say it again, so pay attention." ordered Paige. "I am not, I repeat, not going to turn around for any reason... ever!"

"Hey, Paige!" Clyde and Lisa said in unison.

"Hi guys!" Paige turns around and sees the chocolate balloon then is confused.

"Happy Valentine's day, Paige!" said Lincoln walking up to Paige.

"Yay! my valentine!" Paige said jumping around. "Hey, is this solid chocolate?"

Paige then jumps on the chocolate balloon and is about to take a bite.

"Paige, no!" said Lisa.

Paige then took a bite out of the chocolate balloon and chocolate explodes everywhere. Lincoln are in the mess.

"Thank you, Linky." Paige then kissed Lincoln on the cheek.

"I'm glad you liked it." said Lincoln. "I t took me a while to make this."

"Aw Linky, you didn't have to get me anything." said Paige

Lincoln, Paige, Clyde, and Lisa then laughed it out.

The end!

Thanks for reading. Please leave a review. Now If you'll excuse i gotta go. This is Issac Flores signing out.