Note I do not own the Loud House all rights go to Nickelodeon and Viacom. Nor do I own Spongebob, all rights go to Stephen Hillenberg.
Welcome to chapter 2. I hope you love it.
Chapter 2: The Loud Who could fly part 2
We see Lincoln, with a towel wrapped around his body and the top of his head, looking out the window at the birds flying by.
"There they go again, Walt." sighed Lincoln. "I suppose I'll never join them in the sky. I'll be stuck on the ground, sentenced to a flightless life." Lincoln then takes off his towel, under which is his underwear, and tosses it away. "Oh well. I guess all dreams aren't meant to come true." Lincoln proceeds to grab his shirt and pants and puts them on "Back to reality." Lincoln then walks over to the sink; Walt follows.
"Tweet." Walt tweeted.
"No, Walt, my dreams are silly." said Lincoln. He then takes the towel off of his head, grabs a comb, and blow-dryer and starts brushing and drying his white hair.
Just then the phone rings. Lincoln sticks the blow-dryer partially in his pants and answers the phone. "Hello? No, this isn't the Bird Man of Royal Woods. What?" The blow-dryer starts to inflate his pants. "No, I certainly do not live in a birdcage. Who is this? Joe Momma? Well, listen up, Joe." Walt rjust sits on the sink with a shocked expression. "I hate to break it to you, but flying is impossible." Lincoln then floats upward and hits the ceiling. "I have to go now. My head just hit the ceiling. Huh? Hey! Look, Walt!" Lincoln then pulls the blow-dryer out of his pants "I... I think I'm flying! Bird Fields, here I come!"
The top half of his house opens up and he flies out of it.
"Mom, look! It's the flying guy!" said Bratty Kid.
"Wow, I guess he wasn't a lunatic after all." said Bratty Kid's mother.
Royal Woods Civilians: "He's flying! He's flying!
He's really really flying!"
Lincoln: "They laughed, they scoffed,
Before I had liftoff."
Royal Woods Civilians: "But, now he's flying!
He's flying high in the sky!"
Lincoln:"I'd love to hang around to say "I told you so."
But it's off to Bird Fields I go!
Roads and streets are not for me!"
Ms. DiMartino: "Help! Please help!My Cat is up a tree!
I've had her since I was a little girl,
But now it looks like the end of her world...NO!" Ms. DiMartino's cat falls down from the tree, and Lincoln comes to catch it.
Lincoln: "Gotcha! Next time, try the elevator."
Ms. DiMartino: "Thank you, birdman!"
Lincoln: "I have never felt so free,
High in the sky is the place for me!
Helping friends from up above,
These are the things that I love!
I'll help Flip reclaim his dime,"
Lincoln is on top of Flip's store getting his dime back. Once he gets it, he gives Flip the dime back.
Flip: "I'm rich!"
"And I'll save Clyde from this mime!"
Lincoln rescues Clyde from a mime.
Clyde: "Thanks buddy."
Lincoln Flies over to a large bush:"Even Lena needs some help,
When she gets tangled in the bu-u-u-u-u-u-ush!"
Lincoln then picks up Lena from the bush
Lena: "Please put me down!"
Cuts to Luna watching the Royal Woods News in the living room.
"All of Royal Woods is abuzz over the identity of a mysterious flying man who helps people." said the reporter.
Cuts to a teen named Tom, wearing a bad hairpiece.
"He found my hair piece!" said Tom
Cuts to a boy named Tyler.
"He helps people... and he flies... and he helps people." said Tyler.
"Who knows what superhero act of courage he'll astound us with next?" said The reporter back at his desk at the news station.
"This is pretty cool dudes." Luna said to Lori and Leni.
"Like, whatever." said Leni as she went back to doing her nails.
"I could literally care less." said Lori while she was text Bobby.
Cuts to a foggy night at the Royal Woods Lake, the lighthouse is shining its light around, when suddenly, it goes out;
"Oh no! The light in the Royal woods lake lighthouse went out, and Sailor Liam is headed for the coastline!" panicked Tad.
Liam while sailings through the fog in a boat on the lake "I'm glad I gave up farming!"
Lincoln flies down. "I'm coming!" Lincoln then takes out the old light bulb and reaches behind his back to get a new one, screws it in and flips the switch, it turns on and Sailor Liam turns back around. A crowd of people run up, cheering.
"Thanks, mysterious flying man!" said Tad.
Liam slams into a large rock in the middle of the lake and starts to sink. "I knew no good would come from city folk and their flying machines!"
We then see Lincoln walking away, with his pants deflated, brushing his hands off "That's enough good deeds for one day. I've got a date with a flock of birds."
Just then principle Huggins runs up to Lincoln. "Lincoln! Boy! I need you and your magical pants!
"But Principle Huggins, I invented these pants so I could fly with the birds!" whined Lincoln "If I keep doing favors for people I'll never make my dreams a reality." Lincoln then starts to walk away.
"But Lincoln, it's an emergency!" said Principle Huggins.
Lincoln stops where he is inflates his pants. "Let's roll!"
Lincoln is now flying through the sky with Principle Huggins in his arms "Where to, Principle. H?"
"Uh... my garage." stuttered Principle Huggins
"You've got it!"
Lincoln then lands next to Mr. Huggins' garage. "What's the emergency, Principle Huggins?"
"Are you sure you're up for it, boy?" asked Principle Huggins.
"I think my pants can handle it." said Lincoln
"I need you..." started Principle Huggins.
"Yes?" Lincoln asked anxiously.
"To clean..." continued Principle Huggins.
"Clean up crime?" guessed Lincoln.
"My garage." finished Principle Huggins.
Lincoln then frowns and his pants deflate. "That's your emergency?"
"But Lincoln, everyone knows it's easier to clean a garage when you can fly!" said Principle Huggins.
Lincoln then sighed. "All right, Principle Huggins. I'll clean your garage. But after this, no more favors!"
Lincoln inflates his pants again and goes to clean Principle Huggins' garage.
Later, he flies out of the garage, finished with the job] "All done, Principle Huggins."
Principle Huggins, while sunbathing, asks "And the recyclables?"
"Aw, shrimp." Lincoln then turns around and reenters the garage.
Even later, he flies away "Finally! Bird Fields, here I come!"
"Lincoln!" called Clyde
"Clyde's in trouble." said Lincoln
Clyde, lying on his back in the street. "Lincoln! Lincoln!"
Lincoln flies down to him. "What is it, buddy?"
"Will you scratch my tummy?" asked Clyde.
Lincoln gets annoyed but does it anyway.
a montage begins
"Help me pick out a tie?" asked Lynn Sr. as he holds out three different colored ties. Lincoln picks one.
"Clean my bathtub?" asked Mr. Grouse. Lincoln unwillingly obeys.
"Balance my checkbook?" Asked Ms. DiMartino. Lincoln scribbles in her checkbook.
"Help spread the word of evil?" ordered Lena.
Lincoln hands out newspapers with the headline 'EVIL' on them.
"Untangle my phone chords?" asked George, Luna's male friend.
"Do my geometry?" asked Benny.
"Talk to my plants." asked Sam.
"Rub my scalp?" asked Boy Jordan. We then see Lincoln rubbing his classmate's scalp. "Mmm... oh yeah!"
Lincoln stops and starts flailing his arms. "Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I'm supposed to be at Bird Fields right now. But instead, I'm rubbing your scalp. And I don't even know who you are."
"But, we go to elementary school together."
Lincoln then realized it was boy Jordan. "Boy Jordan?" Lincoln then starts rubbing his scalp again.
"Mmm... oh yeah!"
cuts to a people of fish searching for Lincoln.
"Lincoln!" called Benny.
"Hey Lincoln!" called Bratty Kid.
"Lincoln!" called Francisco
Lincoln hiding behind a rock. "If I don't give these feverish favor-seekers the slip, I'll never get to fly with the birds." Lincoln then quietly flies away.
"Hey! There he is!" yelled Bratty Kid.
Lincoln flies faster.
"He's getting away!" said Bratty Kid.
"No! He owes us favors!" said Chandler.
"Get him!" said Bratty Kid.
The angry crowd chases after him, into Downtown Bikini Bottom. While Lincoln flies past the buildings in a straight line, the crowd runs up and down each building. They stop at a cliff, before Bird Fields. Lincoln keeps flying.
"I'm almost at Bird Fields. I'm gonna make it!" Lincoln said excitedly.
"He's headed for Bird Fields! We'll Never catch him now!" said Nat.
"I'll take care of this!" said an unknown voice.
"It's Cannonball Liam!" said the crowed.
The person is revealed to be Liam,inside a lit cannon, wearing a red helmet and suit. He then launches out of the cannon and toward Lincoln. when he collides with Lincoln's inflatable pants, it causes it explode. The two hurtle toward the ground. Lincoln falls even further as Liam opens up a red parachute.
"I told you nothing good would come from city folk and their flying machines!" proclaimed Liam.
The crowd watches as Lincoln crashes to the ground. They then proceed to walk over to Lincoln.
"What have we done?" Francisco asked in shame. He then starts to cry. "Come on, everybody! I think a proper burial is in order." Francisco then picks up the pants. "A pair of pants like these come around... once in a lifetime."
The crowd leaves then Lincoln, now in his underwear, as he regains consciousness.
"Well, it was fun while it lasted." sighed Lincoln, with tears in his eyes.
Just then, Walt flew up to Lincoln.
"Tweet! Tweet." Walt tweeted.
"Oh it's nothing Walt, It's just I'll never accomplish my dreams." cried Lincoln.
Walt, feeling bad for his master, gets an idea.
Lincoln then walks up to bird Fields, then walks away. "I guess I'm not meant to fly after all." Lincoln then starts to raise up in the air. It is revealed to be a flock of Hawks are below him, carrying him up. "Huh? Hey! My bird friends are helping me fly! Without pants! Walt! You did this?" Walt then landed on his shoulder and made another tweet noise. "Thanks buddy! I guess it just goes to show..." the Hawks carry him back to Bikini Bottom.
Lincoln: You don't need a plane to fly
Plastic wings may make you cry
Kites are made for windy days
Lawn chair with balloons fly away
Lincoln then passes by the crowd of people who bury hiss pants as the mourn over them.
Lincoln: Inflatable pants...You may as well skip
Lincoln and Walt arrive at the Loud home; the Hawks put them back on the ground.
Lincoln:If you want to fly, all you need...Is friendship. Yeah.
The Hawks then fly away. "Goodbye, birdies!" Lincoln then turns to Walt who has landed on his finger. "You taught me a valuable lesson. Although I'm not quite sure what it was."
Clyde walks up to Lincoln. "Hey buddy! Let's fly down to the pizza house for a slice."
"No more flying for me, Clyde." said Lincoln. "I'll leave that to the avian animals." Lincoln then opens his door.
"Suit yourself." Clyde then lifts up his arm and flies away.
Lincoln turns back around only to see Clyde is gone. "Did Clyde just...? Nah!" Lincoln and Walt then enters the Loud house again. Walt flies up to his bird cage. Lincoln then opens the door one last time, just to make sure.
Cut to Issac and Joseph at the living room.
"Wow! Wasn't that great, kids?" Said Issac.
"Let's watch it again." suggested Joseph.
"That's a great idea, Joseph." said Issac. He then looks at the table only to see the remote is gone. "Where's the remote?" Issac continues searching. "Where's the remote? Oh, I lost the remote! They should make those things..." Just then a brick flies through the window and hits Issac on the head making him fall to the floor.
He then stands back up and drops the brick on his foot. He is now holding his remote. "My remote!" Issac then goes to the window. "Thanks, stranger!"
"Don't mention it, Issac!" said the stranger.
"Now, which one of these cockamamie buttons is rewind?" Issac then starts pressing a button. A juggling clown appears on TV. "No, that's not it." He presses another button; a weatherman appears on TV "D'oh! Wrong again." keeps flipping through the channels and grunting; a black and white horse movie comes on, then a blob movie, then a football game, then the giraffe from "Krusty Krab Training Video," then the anemone from "Your Shoe's Untied" then a Tyrannosaurus Rex battling a Triceratops.
Joseph then tries to grab the remote.
"Let me do it!" aid Joseph.
"No, get away!" said Issac. The lights then go out. "That's the light switch! Give me that!" The lights turns back on.
Issac and Joseph continue to fight over the remote, until a mariachi band pops up from behind the couch.
"Hey! That's the mariachi band button." said Joseph.
"Grrrrr... I hate technology!" snapped Issac. He continues pressing buttons on the remote "Rewind... darn you." Suddenly, the VCR starts spitting out tape.
"Oh no! the tape!"
Issac then begins to "No!" He tries to stop the tape from spewing out. "Dah! Dah! Oh, blasted infernal machine!"
Issac then gets tangled up and falls over, still struggling. "Oh no! I've ruined the lost episode! Now it's lost forever!"
"Hehe! Lost forever!" said Joseph.
Issac continues to cry on the floor while the mariachi band continues to play their music.
Outside a Lincoln constellation appears over Issac's house.
French narrator: Oh boy, what a loser. Well, I guess the lost episode will remain lost. But, tape or no tape, as long as there are stars in the sky, The Loud House will live on in our hearts and in our minds. Now get lost. I mean, bye. No, really, get lost. And read Issac's other one shots. Good bye.
Thanks for reading. Please leave a review. Now If you'll excuse i gotta go. This is Issac Flores signing out.
