Author's note: i don't own the loud house, nor do i own Spongebob, all rights go to Viacom, those greedy jerk faces!

chapter 15: Challenge week. (Pre-hibernation week parody)

Summary time

Lincoln helps Lynn complete multiple tasks in order to help her win a prize. But soon finds out her tasks are harmful to normal people. Will Lincoln man up and do the deeds. Probably not.

Let's start

Today is a beautiful winter morning, school was out for three weeks for the hollidays, Lynn was currently lifting weights

"Ten Thousand!" Lynn said as she put the weights down. "Phew, that was tough." Lynn then called for Lincoln "Lincoln! I need more weights!"

Lincoln then came in Lucy and Lynn's room carrying a ton of weights.

"Can't you carry the weights Lynn?" asked Lincoln.

"Sorry, I'm leaving it to you little dude." said Lynn.

"What's the occasion anyways?" asked Lincoln.

Lynn, who was doing jumping jacks, said "I told you, I'm participating in the Super Sports Challenge!"

"What's that." asked Lincoln.

Lynn is now doing sit ups "it's when you do every sport, take a picture of yourself doing all the sports" Lynn then grabs a bottle of water "send the picture to those S.S.C. guys, and after you do all that, you'll get a trophy from those S.S.C. guys!" Lynn then drinks the water.

"Is there a challenge for watching all super heroe movies?" asked Lincoln.

"There is but you have to watch all of them, even the bad ones, in order of release." replied Lynn.

"Well, can I help you?" asked Lincoln.

"You can't dude. It's for athletes only." said Lynn then throws the bottle away but Lincoln catches it.

"Lynn, you may not have noticed but I am 100% ath-lete

Lynn is now doing push ups "Linc, we have no time for chit chatter. We need to hurry!" Lynn then shows Lincoln a calendar that shows that the deadline is on December 23rd. "The Deadline is in one week Lincoln, that's next saturday."

"But Lynn, that only gives us 1, 2, 3... (gasp) 168 more ours of fun!" exclaimed Lincoln.

"Your telling me, and there's so many sports we gotta try. We gotta climb some things." said Lynn.

"Climb!"

"We gotta jump!"

"Jump!"

"We gotta ride!"

"Ride!"

"I just wanna win that trophy." Lynn then starts to cry.

"Wait Lynn..." Lincoln started.

"What will my sisters say if I don't win the trophy?" asked Lynn.

"Lynn, it's clear that you can't do this all alone" Lynn then gasped at what Lincoln said "but with the help of me, you can win that trophy in no time."

"I'm really glad you'll be able to help me Linc. Because for the next seven days it's gonna be you, me, and these sweatbands!" Lynn then holds up sweatbands.

Later the Loud family is at a snowy mountain.

The Loud family were at snowy mountain skiing. Lori wasn't there because she already graduated at moved in with Bobby in the big city to go to college. Lincoln did miss her sometimes. Lincoln and Lynn were skiing down a steep hill in an attempt to get a good photo of Lynn doing said sport. Lynn was faster than Lincoln. She was sliding down the mountain so fast she hits Rita by accident. Lukily she was okay.

Leni and Lucy was also skiing but when Lynn past the, she altered their clothes. Leni is then seen wearing a jogging outfit while Lucy is now on a tricycle holding a lollipop and a paddleball, and is wearing princess pony clothing.

Leni then gives Lucy an odd look.

"Um... I can explain." Lucy told Leni

"I'm hotter than a history-smoked sausage! Woo-hoo!" said Lynn.

Lynn then made it to the bottom of the hill.

Lincoln was just far behind though.

Meanwhile Lana and Lola were building a snowman (P.S. I hate Frozen!).

"Maybe if we sing that song, he'll come to life." suggested Lana.

"Ready?!" asked Lola.

Lana and Lola then started to sing. "Oh, there once was a snowman..."

They were interrupted when Lincoln rides into the snowman.

"Life's as extreme as you want to make it!" Lincoln told his sisters as he jumps to the bottom.

"Maybe we didn't sing it right." said Lola.

Lincoln then flies toward the ground. When he hits it, two of bones are sticking out.

"Yeah."

cut to Lynn and Lincoln standing in Lynn's room.

"Whew, what a workout." Lincoln then pulls out his right arm and shows its damages. "I'm going to be feeling this tomorrow." His arm falls to the ground. "Ow."

"I got to say, I'm impressed with you, Lincoln. You're making this the best sports week ever." said Lynn.

"Well, I'd better get to my room before Charles chews up the bed again." Lincoln sighs as he lifts up his left leg and moves it alternately with the other over to his house. Later, it's nighttime and he is finally crawling into bed. "Good night Gary." He then falls asleep. Then Lynn pushes a button which launches Lincoln out of his bed and into a lake. Lincoln is now a block of ice. Lynn jumps in and becomes a block of ice.

"Nothing like a refreshing morning dip, huh, Lincoln?" asked Lynn

Lincoln, shivering, could only say "W-what h-happened to s-sleeping?" Lynn pulls down a calendar]

"We'll have time for sleep later! We only got three days for fun." Lynn then swims away. "Well hurry now! The giant alligators like to feed at this hour!"

Later

We see Lincoln lifting a bowling ball into a tube. Lynn blows her whistle giving the signal and Lincoln runs to the end and picks up a few jacks before the bowling ball hits him on his head. Lynn does the same thing and the bowling ball hits her head. "Isn't this great?"

"Yeah! I've never played extreme jacks before!" said Lincoln

Cut to Lynn and Lincoln with giant q-tips

"Okay Lincoln, this one's going to be fun. We just whack each other with these giant ear cleaners 'til one of us falls off." said Lynn as she lifts hers up. "On your mark... get set..."

"Lynn, are you sure we're supposed to be standing up here?" asked Lincoln

"Go!" Lynn then hits Lincoln off the tower Needle.

Lincoln lands on a fire hydrant. Lynn rides up on a two-seated bike. "Come on, Lincoln. We're goin' for a tandem ride through the park!"

"Gee, that sounds safe! I mean, fun." said Lincoln. He then gets up but leaves a piece of himself on the fire hydrant. He jumps on the bike. "Ok, I'm ready!'

The Intense music plays once again, making Lincoln grow worried. Lynn then speeds off on the tandem bike. "I thought you said we were riding through the park, Lynn!"

"I did, Lincoln, the industrial park!" They ride into a giant factory. "This is where the real action is!" Lynn pedals on barbed wire. "This part gets pretty technical! Yee-haw! Now for the speed course. Hold on!" They ride through a conveyor belt with a giant crunching mouth at the end. "I hope we make it!" bike begins to fall to the ground fast. Lincoln could only scream. "I'm havin' fun, too!"

As they hit the ground, Lincoln melts into a puddle. Sandy tosses a fishing rod on him. "Wake up, slowpoke." Scene scrolls over to show a plane. "We're going fly-fishing."

"My sister's trying to kill me! Any more of these stunts and I'll be reduced to a puddle!" Lincoln thinks to himself as he sees his shoe floating. "Wait a minute, I've got to talk my way out of this! Lynn, I think I need to tell you something."

"What is it?" asked Lynn.

"Well, it's just that I'm feeling sort of..." Lincoln starts but his mouth melts away from his eyes. He pulls it back up. "I just feel like maybe I need to..." his mouth melts away again. Lynn puts her hand over his mouth.

"Hold that thought, Lincoln! 'Cause it's time for a down-home favorite!" Lynn then holds up a piece of hay. Pantera plays again. "Find the hay in the needle stack!" throws it in a giant pile of needles.

Cut to inside the needle pile where Lincoln is covered in needles and still getting poked with them.

"Did you find it?" asked Lynn.

"Not yet." replied Lincoln.

"Well I'm going to look over here." said Lynn.

You do that." Lincoln then digs a hole underground then emerges.

"Found it, Lincoln!" announced Lynn as Lincoln runs away. "Come on. Best two out of three."

"Gotta hide! Gotta hide!"Lincoln looks at his house. "Home? No. Charles can't keep a secret." Looks at the couch. "Under a couch? It's so original!" Lincoln says as he jumps for the rock, his pants get stuck on a small rose bush.

"Lincoln?!" called Lynn. Lincoln struggles to get free and eventually does but leaves his shirt and pants stuck on the plant. "Lincoln?" Lynn walks up to Lincoln's shirt and pants. "Where are you, little white-haired dude?" Lynn then gasps as she sees Lincoln's clothes "Lincoln's orange shirt! And all his other little dressins! But... but... he always folds his clothes before running around in the nude! Something terrible must have happened to him!"

At Lynn's place

We cut to Lynn Sr.'s place where, business is booming. Until Lynn Jr. comes place.

"Alright, listen up, y'all! I'm rounding up a search party! Lincoln's gone missing!" announced Lynn Jr.

Chandler smiles funnily at Paige, thinking that thee others will not look for Lincoln. But Paige gives Chandler an angry look.

"Man the lifeboats!" said Paige as Chandler frowns because they will search for Lincoln.

"Alpha Team, you search uptown. Gold Team searches downtown. Any questions?" asked Lynn Jr.

"Gold Team rules!" said Francisco.

Now get movin'!" said Lynn Jr. as crowd yelling.

Becky puts a Lost poster with a picture of Lincoln. "Lincoln?" Cuts to Lynn and the search party. "Someone look up there." Lynn pops out of a sewer. "Put your doors, and friends into it!" cut to searching in the sulfur fields. "Come on! He could be anywhere in these sulfur fields!"

Rusty looks in a spout.

"Hey SpongeBob!"a blast of sulfur hits Rusty in the face. "Well…,at least I still have my personality."

"Check in this here moist cave!" Liam, Zach and Paige walk in shouting for SpongeBob then run out, realizing the cave is actually a three-eyed sea elephant.

"Status report!" said Lynn Jr.

Boy Jordan, covered in Poison Sea Urchins. "He's not at the Poison Sea Urchin cove."

"Well, look again!" ordered Lynn Jr.

Cristina, covered in leeches. "He's not at the leech farm."

"Well, look again!" said Lynn Jr.

"He's not in my thoughts." said Chandler.

"Well, think again!"

Cut to Lynn Jr., in a watch tower, talking into a megaphone

"Attention Royal woods, the time has come to double, no, triple our efforts!" said Lynn Jr.

"How about a break?! We've been at it for days!" recommended Chandler.

"Think about children!" said Luna's girlfriend, Sam as she holds up her tired out little brother, Simon Sharp. He looked like he was 6 years old and he was about to knock out any second.

"That's a good idea! Use the children to crawl into small places you couldn't normally reach." said Lynn Jr.

Joey whispering to Chaz. "This is a load of barnacles."

"I heard that! No one's going anywhere until we find Lincoln!" scolded Lynn Jr.

"Uh... uh, wait!" says Francisco as he picks up Zach. "Uh, here he is!"

"That ain't Lincoln! Lincoln is taller!" said Lynn Jr.

Francisco shapes Zach into Lincoln's height.

Zach, in a poor imitation of Lincoln, says "I'm ready! I'm ready!"

"No you ain't!" corrected Lynn Jr.

Rusty holds up Clyde, in a white haired Wig.

"I found Lincoln!" announced Rusty

"That's just a Clyde in a white wig. Besides, his shirt is orange ." corrected Lynn Jr.

Tad holds up an orange. "Uh... here he is! Hey, can I go home now?"

Lynn Jr. becomes annoyed.

"Oh, look! He's up in the sky!" Dana said pointing to the sky.

Lynn then looks only to see nothing.

Lynn then looked back and found everyone gone "They must have gone to look some more." Lynn then continues to look through the house, making it a mess, trying to look for Lincoln. "Lincoln, where are you?!" Lynn then checks Lori and Leni's room "You in here?!" when she checks, she finds nothing "NOPE!" Lynn then checks every room until she can't find any evidence of Lincoln there. "Where are you Lincoln?" Lynn then started to cry a little.

Lynn then went outside to and lifted Charles dog house "Are you in here, Lincoln?" But Lynn just sees Lucy on a tricycle holding a lollipop and a paddleball, while wearing princess pony clothing.

Lucy then says "Uhh, I can explain."

Everyone, including the Loud Sister, minus Lori, because she's in the city living with Bobby and going to college, Lucy, because she's busy putting the goth name in shame, Leni, only God knows where she's at, and Lynn Jr. for obviouse reasons, is now hiding under the couch.

"That girl's gone crazy!" Said Dana.

"But she'll never look under a couch." said Chaz.

"You said it! Lynn'll never find us!" giggled Lincoln. Everyone glares at Lincoln and throws him out] Hey wait, you don't understand!

Chandler then pops out from under the couch. "Oh look, it is I, Lincoln, out here in the open."

Lynn Jr. turns around. "Lincoln?"

Lincoln screams in horror. "C'mon, let me back in! You don't understand!"

Lynn Jr. hugs Lincoln. "Oh, Lincoln, I was so worried! I thought something terrible happened!" grabs his arm. "Come on. There's just enough time to go atom smashing." Lynn runs but Lincoln is not moving.

"Lynn, wait!" said Lincoln.

"There's no time to wait! that challenge!" Lynn pulls on Lincoln's arm.

"Lynn, you've got to make time! This is important!" said Lincoln, making Lynn let go of Lincoln's arm. "I...am a man! Lincoln holds up a razor. "OK, Sandy, I...I...I...I...I can't play with you anymore! I just can't take the games! They're tearing me apart!" Lincoln then rips off his shoe and throws it on the ground then holds onto Lynn's legs crying. "There, I said it! Now just promise we can still be friends. Please, Lynn? This isn't easy, I..."

He notices Lynn has fallen asleep

"Lynn?." Lincoln then chuckles a little. "I never thought I'd say it, but thank Jupiter for exhaustion!" Lincoln laughs and falls asleep.

Leni returning with grocery bags and an ice cream, sees her parents, her remaining sister, her friends, Luna's girlfriend Sam and her little brother Simon, Lincoln's girlfriend Paige,Clyde, Chandler, Rusty, Zach, and Liam, under her couch,but their eyes are only showing, making it hard to identify them. "Who are you people?!"

The End!

I just graduated High School. That's all I wanted to write as an author's note. Anyways, please leave a review. Until then this is Issac Flores signing out.