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Chapter 16: Help Wanted!
summary
Lincoln decides to apply for a job at Lynn's place. That's pretty much all you need to know.
Let's do this.
Our story starts off at Lincoln's room. After Leni graduated High School, she got a scholorship at fashion school, who'd figure, and was the second Loud sibling to leave the home, Lincoln took this opportunity and moved into her now empty room. It was Saturday, second week of January 2019, so that mean Lincoln could goof off today. But he's not. Because today Lincoln Loud will be applying at His Dad's restaurant. Lynn's place.
The alarm clock went off but Lincoln turned it off a split second later. "Gonna have to beat me next time alarm clock." Lincoln was already in his normal clothes and was ready for his biggest adventure. getting a job at age 12. Lincoln then looked at his faithful pooch, Charles. 'Today's the big day, Charles."
"Woof!" barked Charles, as he followed Lincoln the garage/family gym.
"Gotta be in top physical condition for today, Charles." Lincoln said to Charles.
Lincoln then goes inside his small gym room that has a sign that reads 'I Love Pain.' Taking deep breaths, he prepares to lift a barbell that is balanced by two lightweight stuffed animals. He sticks out his chest, but almost passes out because he can barely lift it. He drops it, and it makes a 'squeak' noise. "I'm ready!
Lincoln then runs outside and towards Lynn's place. "I'm ready, I'm ready, This is a spongebob Rip off!"
After a while o running Lincoln finally makes it to Lynn's place "There it is. The finest eating establishment ever established for eating: Lynn's Place, home of the Lynn-sagna. With a Help Wanted sign in the window. Ever since my dad opened his restaurant back at May of 2018 where one weeks later we had an encounter with King Jupiter (go back and read chapter 14), I've been dreaming of this moment. I'm gonna go in there, march straight to my dad, look 'im straight in the eye' Lincoln breaks the fourth wall and looks the reader in the eye, "lay it on the line and... I can't do this!"
Lincoln then starts to run home, but Clyde stops him. "Uh, Clyde!"
"Where do you think you're going?" asked Clyde tauntingly
"I was just..." started Lincoln.
"No you're not. You're going to the Lynn's Place and get that job." encouraged Clyde.
"I can't, don't you see? I'm not good enough." whined Lincoln.
"Whose first words were 'may I take your order'?" asked Clyde
"Mine were." answered Lincoln. " I have no idea why though."
"Who made a spatula out of toothpicks in wood shop?" asked Clyde
"I did." replied Lincoln. "I really don't know why I did that though."
Clyde then grimaces and contorts twice while trying to come up with a good third line "Who's a, uh, who's uhh, oh! Who's a white haired comic book lovin kid who goes to middle school?"
"I am." said Lincoln
Who's ready?" asked Clyde
"I'm ready!" said Lincoln
"Who's ready?" said Lincoln
"I'm ready!" said Lincoln
"Who's ready?" asked Clyde
"I'm ready!" Lincoln then runs toward the Lynn's place.
Luna's girlfriend, Sam Sharpe, is seen cleaning graffiti on the restaurant's windows, with the word 'loser,' on it, sees Lincoln. "Oh I wonder what Lincoln needs?"
Lincoln continues to march top Lynn's place. "I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! Go, Lincoln! Go, Lincoln! Go, Lincoln! Go, self!" Sam looks at the Help Wanted sign, screams, and runs inside, remembering full well how Lynn Sr. doesn;t want to hire Lincoln due to him being only twelve and in 7th grade.
Sam then runs up to Lynn Sr. "Mr. Loud! Hurry, before it's too late, I gotta tell you-"
Sam gets interrupted by Lincoln.
"Permission to come aboard crew, captain." Lincoln said in a deep deep voice. "I've been training that last couple of months for the day I could join the Lynn's Place crew." Lincoln then goes back to his normal voice "and now I'm ready." Lincoln then trips on shoe lace. His fall causes him to bounce against the ceiling. Lincoln shouts and blurts incomprehensibly while his bounces and ricochets around the building accelerate. He then rolls to a stop at the feet of Sam and Lynn Sr. "So, uh, when do I start dad?"
"Well, son, it looks like you don't even have your resume." Said Lynn Sr.
"But dad, please. I'll prove I'm fry cook material. Ask Sam, she'll vouch for me." Said Lincoln.
Lynn Sr. and Sam quickly walk away from Lincoln.
Sam then takes a deep breath and says "No." Lynn Sr. then winks. They head back to Lincoln.
"Well, Linc, we'll give you a test, and if you pass, you'll be on our staff." Said Lynn Sr. "Go out and fetch me..." Lincoln takes out a notepad "a, uh, hydrodynamic spatula..." Lincoln quickly jots down what he says, "with, um, port-and-starboard-attachments, and, uh... turbo drive. And don't come back 'til you get one.
Lynn Sr. then gives Lincoln and Orange shirt with the restaurant's logo 'Lynn's place' on it. SpongeBob sees how he looks in a mirror, there are sparkles on his shirt and he has a huge smile.
"Don't worry dad." Lincoln then reads his paper "One hydrodynamic spatula, with port-and-starboard attachments, turbo drive, coming right up, Sir!"
"Carry on!" Lynn Sr. says as Lincoln leaves, "he'll give up soon enough."
"You're terrible. A hydro-what?" Sam and Lynn Sr. Then have a good laugh.
Cut to outside Lincoln is shown leaving the Area. As Lincoln fades out of sight, a buse drives towards the Lynn's place from the opposite direction.
"Hey! Hey! Please! Passengers are to stay seated and not put their hands out the window!" informed the bus driver. The then bus stops in front of Lynn's place and the doors open.
Lynn Sr. stops laughing.
"That sounded like hatch doors." Lynn Sr. said. and sniffs repeatedly "Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells... smelly." He then gets bulgy eyes
"High school football players." Lynn Sr. whispered to Sam.
"What?" asked Sam.
"highschool football players!" Shouted Lynn Sr.
A group of high school foot ball players a cheerleaders led by Lynn Sr. Daughter, Lynn Jr, get out of the buse and rush inside the Lynn's place, crowding, repeating the word "food" over and over again.
" Please, please, quiet!" shouted Sam, making The football players and cheerleaders stop talking "Is this any way to behave, hmmm?"
"Food!" Said Lynn Jr.
"Could we show a little decency and form a neat, single file line in front of the register?" Sam asked the crowd.
The crowd are quiet at first, then pick up Lynn Sr. and Sam, as their cries of 'Food!' become more intense.
Cut to Barg'N-Mart as Lincoln enters.
Lincoln singing to himself, "Barg'N-Mart, Barg'N-Mart, meeting all of your spatula needs."
Cut back to Lynn's Place
Lynn Sr. And Sam are being tossed around like a ship in a storm.
"All hands on the steering wheel! Get your breaks out of your pants!" Said Lynn Sr. to Sam.
"One single file line was all I asked!" Panicked Sam.
Lynn Sr. and Sam are thrown up in the air "Batten down the hatches, Ms Sharp!" they get thrown back up again "We're taking on water, Ms. Sharp!" they get thrown back up again, with Lynn Sr. clutching Sam "I want my mommy, Ms Sharp!"
cut to Barg'N-Mart
Lincoln is now singing "Do do do do do do, spatula, spatula, port-and-starboard attachments"
cut back to Lynn's place.
"Help!" Screamed Sam.
"Climb, miss Sharp! Climb!" Lynn Sr. Tells Sam as They climb the mast, while the crowed try to get them down. The crowed then form a big wave.
Crowed: Food! Food!
"This is the end! Goodbye, Ms. Sharp!" Lynn Sr admitted defeat.
They cry, but then as all Hope seems lost, Lincoln comes in with red lights flashing and flying with the spatula, singing a heroic tune.
"Permission to come aboard captain! Da da da da da da da! Da da da da da da da da da da! Did someone order a spatula?"
Sam and Lynn Sr. were stuttering while shocked at the Lincoln getting the hydrodynamic spatula.
"That's right! One hydrodynamic spatula with" two spatulas then pop out on the sides of the previous one "port-and-starboard attachments, and lets not forget the turbo drive!" the two extending spatulas twirl around and smack Sam and Lynn Sr in the face. "Would you believe they only had one in stock? To the kitchen!" Lincoln then gets out a mega phone and speaks to the jocks and cheerleaders "Who's hungry?!"
Tiny Tim's "Living in the Sunlight, Loving in the Moonlight" plays while Lincoln serves up Lynn-sagna after Lynn-sagna. Numerous Lynn-sagna are launched through the opening window to the hungry Football players. Eventually, all of the football players are served and Lincoln then serves all the cheerleaders the Lynn-sagna and they leave on the bus.
Lincoln then blows on his spatula, being thankful he saved the day.
Lynn Jr. then came right back in a gave Lincoln a tip. "Thanks bro!"
Cut to later.
We see Lynn Sr celebrating with a huge load of cash the high school foot ball players and cheerleaders left.
"That was the finest fast-foodsmanship I've ever seen, Lincoln. Welcome aboard." Lynn Sr. Then gives Lincoln a name tag.
"Three cheers for Lincoln! Hip-hip!" Said Lynn Sr.
"Hooray!"
"Hip-hip."
"Hooray."
"Hip-hip."
"Hooray."
"I'll be in my office, counting up the booty." Lynn Sr. Then wheels a wheelbarrow piled with the enormous stack of cash to his office.
Sam then turned to Lincoln.
"Well Linky, I gotta Hand it to you, you came in on our hour of need and saved us... and, oh come here!" Sam then hugged Lincoln tightly.
"Awe shucks your making me blush." Lincoln said as he hugged his new co worker.
Clyde then came in. "Good morning, Lynn's place crew!"
"What would you like to order, Clyde?" Asked Sam with a smile as she got behind the cash register.
"One Lynn-sagna, please." Requested Clyde.
The instrumental to "Living in the Sunlight, Loving in the Moonlight" starts playing as Lincoln flies back to the kitchen, using his spatula, and a score of Lynn-sagna is immediately fired through the servery, which collide with Clyde and sending him flying out of the Lynn's place.
Cuts to Lynn's place exterior; crashing noises are heard as Clyde is thrown out screaming
"Lincoln, calm down!" Sam desperately tried to calm Lincoln as he once again goes over the top in cooking "try not to break that stuff." Something is then broken. "Mr. Loud come see your new employee!"
fin.
So what happened, I haven't updated since June 12th, well you see, I got so busy with other stuff so sorry. I started College And I'm writing a book but I won't be going into detail on that. But I guess I'm back and happy new year everyone.
Big shout out to Mr. Animator for his constant Sponge House uploads that kept me from abandoning this story. Thanks for inspiring me to continue this series. I recommend you read his Sponge House fic. Because it's great.
Thanks for reading. Please leave a review. Until next time. This is Issac Flores, signing out.
