Author's note: i don't own the loud house, nor do i own Spongebob, all rights go to Viacom.

chapter 17: Rock-A-Bye Birdie (Rock-A-Bye Bivalve parody)

Summary time

Lincoln and Clyde find a baby Blue Jay and decide to raise it.

Let's start

Our Story begins with Lincoln as he runs outside to retrieve the newspaper. Today was the star of Spring break and was also Lincoln's day off from work. Well sorta due to Lincoln being 12, he only works at Lynn's Place for Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, but today was saturday. "Charles, the paper's here!" Lincoln's faithful old pooch, Charles,comes out on a motorized skateboard. Lincoln gives him the paper but keeps the rubber band. "You can have this, buddy. 'Cause all I need is the entertainment section!"

Lincoln then shakes the rubber band around for emphasis. Hums while he stretches the rubber band around the middle of his body and snaps it together, turning him into a bowtie-like shape "I am a happy boy!"

Lincoln then runs around, laughing, while Charles is reading the paper.

Charles looking slightly annoyed by Lincoln by rolling his eyes "woof." Lincoln then runs into Clyde, who also has a rubber band stretched around him

"I see you got the paper." Clyde says before his rubber band snaps off.

"Oh, hey, Clyde." Lincoln replied. Then his rubber band snaps off as well. Clyde then clears his throat. "Well, I'd better get going."

"Yep, see you later." said Clyde

Both walk off but then hear a chirping sound and they both quickly run back, with their hands over their ears.

"What did you say?" Lincoln and Clyde said in unison.

"Well, I didn't say anything." admitted Clyde

"I didn't say anything, either." assured Lincoln.

"See you later then." Lincoln and Clyde said in unison as both walk off again and the squeaking noise is heard again, so they both run back. This time, they are angry.

Lincoln then angrily Pointing at Clyde "Alright, quit messing with me, I know you said something."

Clyde then points at Lincoln "Ah, but it is you that is messing with me." both look down to see the squeaking noise is coming from a shaking branch. Patrick points downward. "That's what's messing with us."

"It's a baby Blue Jay." Lincoln said in awe.

Clyde then lifts up the baby blue jay in his hands "I'll take care of this!"

"Be careful Clyde! It's totally helpless." said Lincoln "It looks like he can't even fly yet. He's all alone with no one to take care of him."

"Well, we can't just leave him out here." said Clyde

"You're right. Come on, let's take him into my house." suggested Clyde.

Both boys then run to Clyde's house and set the baby Blue Jay on the ground.

"Hmmm, let's see, we need a box for him to sleep in." Clyde then dashes to his attic and back with a box and sets it in front of the scallop "There you go. It's the best seat in the house.

scene cuts to Nepurrtiti, who does a rimshot.

"You sure it's safe to keep a blue jay in your house?" asked Lincoln.

"Yeah, Nepurrtiti won't hurt a fly." said Clyde. Just then Cleopawtra came in looking angry. "No you don't Cleo. this baby blue jay is our guest so don't try to eat it." Cleopawtra then settled down and left the living room.

Let me see!" Lincoln then sticks his whole head inside Clyde's box "Hey, he's kinda cute. Uh-oh!" Lincoln then takes his head out, which dome of his hair is now eaten "I think somebody's hungry!"

Clyde then takes out Junior and speaks in baby-talk to it. "Is it true? Are you hungry?"

"Cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep!" Junior then chirps hippily

"I've got just the thing." Lincoln then puts Junior on a barrel and takes out a Lynn-sagna "How would you like a Lynn-sagna?" the food makes Junior yelps.

"Lincoln Loud, are you crazy? That's not the right food for a little fella like him!" said Clyde

"Of course not. I don't know what I was thinking. What he needs is a tiny Lynn-sagna." Lincoln then shows Junior a minuscule Lynn-sagna

Junior then sniffs the patty, then sticks his tongue out in disgust "Blech!"

"Huh? No one's ever turned down one of these before." Lincoln then gobbles it and gulps it down. Lincoln then holds up a donut "Let's try a donut." making Junior hiss.

Clyde then holds up a tray of French fries to the baby Blue jay "French fries?"

Junior shaking his head "Unh-unh."

Lincoln, eating the donut,"A donut?" makes Junior blow a raspberry at him.

Clyde then holds up an apple. "All we have left is this apple."

worm pokes its head out of the apple "Hello, human beings! I bring you greetings from Apple World!" the worm makes Junior chirps in excitement.

"Of course, blue jays love worms." Clyde says as he picks up the worm.

"Huh, wait! We will bury you!" the worm said panicky as Clyde drops it in Junior's mouth.

"Well, you should be good for the rest of the..." Clyde was then interrupted by Junior cries

"What now?" asked Lincoln.

"I don't know! Aww, don't cry." Clyde said trying to comfort the blue bird

"Wait. I think I might know the problem." Lincoln then picks up Junior and looks at him. "Yep, that's it, alright." Lincoln then hides it behind his back. "Hold on just one second. There he is, good as new." Lincoln then reveals Junior has a diaper on.

"How did you know?" asked Clyde.

"How do you think?" asked Lincoln. "I've been changing diapers ever since Lisa was a baby."

"Wow, I'm sure glad you're here." said Clyde

"I know," said Lincoln. "Ever since Paige moved away, I haven't been in the happy mood, so this might take my mind off my break up. good thing there's two of us."

"You know, Lincoln, since this Blue Jay doesn't have parents, we should raise it ourselves." suggested Clyde

"Yeah. At least until it's old enough to be on its own! Oh, I wanna be the mom." said Lincoln

"I don't think you can be the, Lincoln, because you always read comic in your underwear." pointed Clyde

"You're right. If I was a mom...," the camera draws back to reveal Lincoln in his socks and underwear "...this would be kind of shocking."Lincoln then lifts his arms, revealing armpit hair "Just call me Daddy!"

One short montage later

"It sure is cute when it's asleep." Lincoln said softly besides Junior's crib watching the baby blue jay sleeping. Both tiptoe out of the room.

"Hey, Clyde?"Lincoln asks as he goes to what appears to be the right side of the bed.

Clyde then goes to what appears to be the left side "Yes, Lincoln?"

"I never thought being a parent could be this much fun." said Lincoln

"Me neither." said Clyde.

scene zooms out, revealing that Lincoln is sleeping on a sleeping bag while Clyde is on his own bed.

"Well, good night, Lincoln." said Clyde.

"Good night, Clyde."

Scene cuts to morning

"Lincoln, breakfast is ready." Clyde is cooking something over at the grill as Lincoln walks in, noticing the bunch of food that is on the table.

"Alright. All this parenting stuff makes me hungry." Lincoln then lifts the table up as all the food slides down into mouth. He burps, then pats Junior. "Hey, Junior, how are you doing today?" Lincoln then smells an odor from Junior "Clyde?" adjusts his tie.

"Yes, Lincoln?"

"Kid's got a stinky." said Lincoln

Clyde, while doing many chores at the same time, said "Can you take care of him? My hands are kind of full."

But Lincoln just guzzles down the coffee as Junior begins to cry "Ahh. Wish I could, but I gotta get going."

"Going? Where are you going?" asked Clyde.

Lincoln then puts on a suit and takes his briefcase, "I'm goin' to work. I'm the dad, remember?"

"You mean I have to do all this baby stuff myself?" asked Clyde

"I'll give you a break tonight when I get home. Don't you two stop being adorable." Lincoln chuckles as he closes the door.

"Okay." Clyde says chuckles weakly.

Day turns into night, and Lincoln walks in and takes his jacket and hat off.

"Phew, what a day." said Lincoln

"Oh, great, you're home. Now you can help me with the baby." said Clyde while comforting the baby blue jay.

"Aw, gee, Clyde, I'd love to, but I'm totally beat from work." said Lincoln.

"Huh?"

Lincoln sits down and watches TV. A coconut "clonk" sound effect is heard. Lincoln then laughs "That guy got hit in the head with a coconut!"

Clyde walks in still doing the chores "Lincoln, what about my break?"

"Oh yeah, your break. Uh, tomorrow, I promise." said Lincoln

"Uhh, okay, tomorrow." agreed Clyde

French narrator "Tomorrow..."

scene cuts to Patrick walking in at night and taking his stuff off

"Phew, another tough day." said Lincoln as he walks by Clyde, who is still doing the same chores from yesterday.

"Oh, Lincoln, I'm so glad you're home after working all day. I can't wait for my break." Clyde said hopefully

"Work was a killer. I need my chair." Lincoln then sits down and watches TV again.

Clyde walks in still doing chores "Patrick, I really need my..."

"Tomorrow for sure." promised Linclon

French Narrator: "Tomorrow for sure..."

scene cuts to a tired Clyde doing the same chores as Lincoln walks by

"Lincoln?" questioned a tired Clyde.

"I'll get to it eventually, buddy..." promised Lincoln

French Narrator: "Eventually..."

scene cuts to Clyde still doing the chores but even more tired

"Uhhh?" Clyde asked hopefully for a break

"Uhhh." replied a lazy Lincoln

French Narrator: "Uhhh..."

Lincoln is now watching TV as an angry Clyde walks in and turns on the lights

"Lincoln Loud, we need to talk." informed an angry Clyde.

"Just one more minute, I gotta..." started Lincoln

"Don't 'one more minute' me, Mr. Man!" interrupted Clyde as he turns off the TV.

"Hey, I'm missin' the coconut!" complained Lincoln as he gives Clyde an angry look.

"You haven't been helping at all with Junior!" Clyde then pulls in a baby stroller with the baby blue jay in it. "We made a commitment and you're not doing your share! You never do anything."

"I changed his diaper!" Lincoln reminded Clyde

"Yeah, once." snapped Clyde.

"He's only a baby Blue Jay." Lincoln "how many diapers could he possibly use?"

Clyde opens up a trash can full of diapers "Hmmm?"

"Oh, that's not so much." said Lincoln

Clyde then points over to the corner of the room where there are two bags and a trash can full of diapers, "Hmmm?"

Lincoln then nervously asks "So?"

Clyde then opens up the refrigerator, full of diapers "Hmmm?" pulls the cover off the couch, revealing it to be diapers "Hmmm?" tears the wallpaper off the wall, revealing a bunch of diapers behind it "Hmmm!"? Clyde then points outside to his dad Howard and Harold driving a garbage truck loading a bunch of diapers into the dumpster.

Lincoln then quivers at the sight of it

Lincoln, his eyes fill with tears, finally cracks "I have no idea! What kind of a father am I?! Oh!" Lincoln then sobs as he looks at Clyde as he smiles "I'll make it up to you, buddy. I promise."

scene cuts to next day

"So, what's the plan for the day?" asked Clyde while holding Junior.

"No more foolin' around. From now on, I'm Super-Dad! I'll work straight through lunch so I can get home on time. So make sure you save a big ol' stinky diaper for me to change, and you can take the night off, pal." said Lincoln.

Clyde then gives Lincoln his briefcase as he departs "Great, so I'll see you at six o'clock."

"Six o'clock." said Lincoln

"Six o'clock." said Clyde

"Six o'clock." said Lincoln

Clyde, waving, "Six o'clock."

Lincoln, waving while walking away "Six o'clock."

Meanwhile at the McBride's bedroom.

"20 bucks says that Lincoln will show up Late." said Howard.

"30 bucks if he shows up with a lampshade on his head." said Harold

"Your On." said Howard

French Narrator: 12:00 midnight.

Lincoln walks in with a lampshade over his head, giggling and turns on the light

"Oh, that was some party." laughed Lincoln as Clyde, while holding Junior, gives Lincoln a bitter look "Oh, hey, Clyde. Hey, Junior." Clyde now looks at Patrick angrily as he taps his foot "What? What?"

"Oh, nothing." said Clyde

"Oh, what a relief." Lincoln then takes the lampshade off his head and puts it on Clyde's head. "For a second there, I thought you were mad at me."

Clyde then takes the lampshade off his head "Do you remember what you said to me this morning?"

"Somethin' about root beer, right?" guessed Lincoln

Clyde then takes a deep breath, then flatly says "No."

"Oh wait, wait, let me guess. I give up." said Lincoln

"Does..." Clyde then imitates Lincoln in a mocking tone with a goofy look on his face " 'You can take the night off, pal!' " Clyde then goes back to his normal voice "...ring a bell?"

"I don't need this." Lincoln then walks walks outside

"What?! Clyde then walks to the door "Where do you think you're going?"

Lincoln then goes to the McBride's shed and opens it "I'm going back to work!" Lincoln then gets in the shed and slams it.

"Work?!" Clyde growls and puts Junior in his crib.

Clyde then walks outside to his. He opens it up, and finds Lincoln in his easy chair, watching TV.

two "clonk" sounds are heard on the TV; Lincoln laughs at this "He got hit in the head with two coconuts!"

"So, this is work?" Clyde angrily asked.

"You know, it's not as easy as it looks. Sometimes, I gotta move the antenna, sometimes, I lose the remote," Lincoln then looks at his rear "and sometimes, my butt itches real bad!"

"Oh, you poor, poor thing." Clyde sarcastically says "By the way, you forgot your briefcase!" he pulls a briefcase out from behind his back, and opens it up to reveal that it is filled with donuts and ice cream sundaes as he angrily dumps it all over Lincoln.

"Oh, so this is the thanks I get for working overtime?" Lincoln asks quietly but furiously

Cy;de is enraged. He balls his fists and fumes so hard, his entire body shakes. Then he loses his temper and goes ballistic on Lincoln, and his face morphs into a stereotypical Asian face with lots of teeth. "OVERTIME?!" Clyde screams intensely.

Both 7th graders begin to argue intensely.

"Yeah, overtime, pal!" said Lincoln.

"Oh, boy, yeah, you're working!" Clyde overlapping Lincoln.

"You know what that means?" Lincoln angrily asks.

"And that's the kind of work you're doing?" Clyde angrily asked

"It means working when you're just too tired to work!" snapped Lincoln

"Show me where I can sign up for this, because I've been working my fingers to the bone!" snapped Clyde

Junior is then begins to chirp.

"You just keep going on working and working!" said Lincoln

"You never help! NEVER!" said Clyde

Junior's chirping intensifies, which makes the two finally stop arguing and listen to it.

"There's that stupid noise again!" said a still mad Lincoln

"Oh, that's not a stupid noise. That's just Junior about to jump off of the roof." said Clyde.

Lincoln and Clyde then see Junior teetering on the edge of the roof of Clyde's house, ready to fly. All at once, Lincoln and Clyde are struck with shock by what's happening.

"JUNIOR!"Both said, eyes bulge in horror, screaming.

Junior jumps down the roof. Clyde and Lincoln run to catch Junior but they slam on Clyde's house.

"Did you catch him?" Clyde frantically asks.

Lincoln, looking sadly at his empty hands, says "No."

"We're bad parents!" Both boys then break down sobbing. Then they stop when they notice that chirping Junior is flying above them.

"Junior? Hey, he's flying." said Clyde.

"He mustv'e figured it out while we were arguing and flew to the roof to show us that he flying" said Lincoln "I guess he's all grown up."

Junior kisses Clyde then flies off.

"Hey, what about Daddy?" Lincoln asks before Junior drops a coconut on Lincoln's head then kisses him. "That's my boy."

"Goodbye." Clyde waved at Junior flying off.

"Goodbye, Junior." said Lincoln as he shakes the coconut off his head.

"Well, Lincoln, he doesn't need us anymore." said Clyde.

"This is the hardest part of every parent's life, I assume." said Lincoln.

Both friends then they watch Junior fly away.

Just then Clyde's parents come outside.

"Well Clyde, Lincoln, we're very proud of you boys for raising that young Blue Jay." complimented Howard.

"Yeah, all before Friday." said Harold, as both parents walked back inside

Lincoln then realized it. "Oh yeah, Spring Break is almost over."

"wow, we spent almost an entire week off from school raising a baby blue jay." said Clyde. "Despite all we've been through, it was worth it."

"Yeah... Let's have another." suggested Lincoln

Clyde then looks shocked.

The End!

Here are some episodes i plan on remaking in the future

Welcome to the chum bucket (Which will be renamed welcolm to the shroud's place)

Enemy in law

Snowball effect

Fry Cook games

The Algea's Always Greener (Which will be renamed the grass is always greener)

Krusty Krab training Video (Which will be renamed Lynn's Place Training video)

Spy Buddies

And Krabs Vs Plankton (Which will be renamed Lynn vs Bruce)

Anyways please leave a review. Until then this is Issac Flores signing out.