Shopping Time.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own South Park or anything related to it. It belongs to South Park Studios, Comedy Central and to the legends themselves, Matt Stone and Trey Parker.


''Wends, baby, do I really have to go to the mall with you?'', Stan droned in a slightly unenthusiastic manner, gently wrapping an arm around his girlfriend's slender waist and pulling her closer towards him.

The teenage girl simply shook her head playfully, before standing on her toes and giving her long-time boyfriend a gentle peck on the cheek. She entwined their fingers together tightly and walked with him through the school's main entrance towards the parking lot. ''Yeah, because last week you said that you will go. And besides, it's been a while since we had a shopping date. We can also grab something to eat, come on!''

''Fine…'', Stan groaned out slightly, re-affirming the grip he had on Wendy's hand. He walked beside her towards his car, before fishing the car keys out of his pocket and unlocking his metallic baby.

''So, who's driving today?'', the teenage boy asked as he swung the car door open, turning around to face his girlfriend.

''I guess I could?'', Wendy smirked cheekily, letting go of Stan's hand and slumping herself in the driver's seat. She tossed her bag on the backseat of the car and gestured for her boyfriend to close the door behind her.

And of course, he could only shake his head playfully at the teenage girl and happily oblige to her request. ''Suit yourself.''

''So, what do you have to buy?'', Stan asked as Wendy roared his car to life and drove out of the parking spot.

''Well…'', she began, taking a turn into the main road of the small mountain town. ''Considering that I still have some birthday money left and that I did get some extra cash from my parents, I gotta' buy at least a couple of things – a pair of jeans, a few sweaters, and some underwear too. Maybe even some makeup since I've used up my foundation, hydrating makeup mist and a tube of lip gloss.''

''Geez, that's a lot. Do I have to go to the store with you, or can I just wait outside?''

''If you don't feel like going with me to the store, you can always sit on one of the benches in front of the store entrance and wait until I'm done. Although I swear that I'll be faster at picking out my clothes this time.''

Stan snorted teasingly. ''Wends, you say that every time.''

''A girl needs to have some time to pick out what she wants, okay?'', the raven haired girl teased, flicking on the right turn indicator as they reached the roundabout leading to the South Park Plaza.

Once she drove into the half-empty parking lot and found a relatively okay parking spot, Wendy turned off the ignition of Stan's car and tossed him the keys. After he locked his car, the young couple walked hand-in-hand to the mall and began going to the different stores for Wendy to buy whatever the hell she wrote down on her 'to buy' list.

She first decided to buy another pair of jeans, since she had felt like she didn't have enough of them already. And after perusing the racks filled with different types of jeans and subsequently receiving compliments from her boyfriend about the way she looked in them, Wendy opted to buy two pairs of blue high-waisted skinny jeans – her absolute favorite.

And since she felt like living in a small mountain town that always had relatively harsh winters required for people to have a good amount of warm clothes, the dark haired girl settled for a gorgeous white-coloured cable knit sweater and a thicker black hoodie.

After going to a couple of more stores and stopping by Ulta Beauty to buy the makeup products she would often use in her makeup routine, Wendy and Stan decided to stop by the nearest food court and grab a quick bite to eat before going to one more store.

Stan kindly offered to carry the four, five bags full of clothing for his girlfriend. And frankly, it wasn't at all a problem to him – being the school's quarterback, he had to be physically strong and in good shape.

''So, can we go home now?'', the dark haired teenage boy spoke, placing Wendy's shopping bags beside him and sitting down on one of the benches that was placed in close proximity to one of the many shops inside the South Park Plaza. And when he spotted that they were sitting right opposite of the women's lingerie store, Stan's cheeks flushed red in slim embarrassment.

''Well, not yet. I still have one more thing to buy, but I promise that I'll be back in twenty minutes tops, okay?''

''Alright then. You know, I really don't want to spend too much time sitting in front of the women's underwear store, because people might think I'm a perv or something.'', he spoke in a slightly concerned tone.

''They won't, because I'm not gonna' spend too much time inside.'', Wendy gave her boyfriend a reassuring smile, pecking him on the cheek in an attempt to quell down his nervous thoughts. ''I promise.''

''Okay…''

Smiling sweetly at him, Wendy spun around on the spot and began walking towards the lingerie store. And just like she had promised to Stan, she didn't spend too much time inside the store and came back not even ten minutes later, holding a medium-sized bag in her right hand.

''Thanks for being so patient with me and my shopping spree.'', she said, taking a seat next to Stan.

Glancing up from his phone, Stan smiled gently at his long-time girlfriend. ''You're welcome. I mean, it wasn't such a big deal after all.''

''Well, I was actually thinking about something.'', placing her shopping bag beside the rest of them, Wendy lowered her voice to a tempting whisper and scooted slightly closer to her boyfriend. ''As a reward for having so much patience with me, I can show you what I bought at the lingerie store. How about that?''

''M-maybe?'', Stan smirked cheekily at his girlfriend, getting up from the bench and taking one half of Wendy's shopping bags in his left hand, while he used his other free hand to pull up the dark haired girl from the bench. She grabbed the rest of the shopping bags and firmly laced her fingers with Stan's, smirking right back at him.


''What do you think about this one?'', Wendy said, spinning around on the spot and placing both hands on her hips. She cocked a daring eyebrow at her boyfriend and waited for him to give his opinion on the second bra she had tried on. ''I mean, this one offers a lot of support, and it's surprisingly comfortable for a wired bra.''

She was wearing a black padded bra with lace trimming, while the bra straps were each decorated with tiny black bows. The wired portion of the lacy piece of lingerie offered the raven haired girl all the support she could've possibly needed and wanted.

''Well, I think I like it even more than the previous one. I think it's the lacy part that does it for me.'', Stan commented back, temptingly eyeing his girlfriend from head to toe. He was laying down lazily on her bed, and was thoroughly enjoying the reward she had promised to give him.

''Oh, does it?'', she raised an inviting eyebrow at him, collapsing into his lap and straddling both of his legs.

''I mean, the beige one was nice as well.'', he responded, clasping both hands around Wendy's waist and seductively leaning in towards her ear. ''But I think prefer it when you're not wearing any.''

Wendy gasped slightly, feeling her cheeks go redder than the firetruck. But of course, she soon let out a delightful giggle and opted to wrap both of her hands around Stan's neck, sliding her fingertips underneath his red poof ball hat and gently twisting them in between his dark locks. ''Shut up.''

''Gladly.'', Stan smirked cheekily into his girlfriend's hair, before capturing his lips with hers. They both grinned into their kiss, as Wendy forced him to lay down on the bed and pinned his arms lazily above his head.

''Dumbie.'', and that was everything the teenage girl could utter, before Stan broke away from their kiss and pulled her into his tight, warm embrace.


So, this oneshot was actually a request from one of the lovely readers – LotsaSpaghetti.

It is slightly more naughtier than the rest of the works I've written so far in this collection, but hey, I definitely don't mind shaking things up every once in a while.

Also, if you have any idea for a Stendy drabble/oneshot, feel free to send me a PM!