After the tennis showdown that turned to Hachiman's body show, we find our beloved dead eyed loner sitting down in the Service Club's clubroom. The classes just ended, and Hachiman ran towards this place to escape the eyes that was ogling him.

Girls and their thirst.

Thankfully for him, the clubroom's door was not locked, meaning he wouldn't have to wait for his club president to open it. Hearing the door open, he saw the club president he was talking about. Yukino who was unaware that the male club member of his was there, was surprised that she squeaked out a cute "ah" before recomposing herself. "G-good afternoon Hikigaya-kun." Looks like she is not that composed yet.

"Good Afternoon, Yukinoshita-san." Replied Hachiman. Yukino, hastily sat down to her chair and opened the novel she brought, all while contemplating why she stuttered earlier. 'Why did I stutter in front of Hikigaya-kun?' Hachiman noticed the stutter, but paid it no mind.

Minutes passed without any of them talking, mainly because Yukino was busy blushing when everytime she tried to look at her club mate, the memories of what happened earlier comes to mind. 'I didn't know that Hikigaya-kun was so… Muscular.' Getting her composure, Yukino broke the proverbial ice. "What's with earlier, Hikigaya-kun?" questioned the ravenette.

Not understanding her question, Hachiman asked his own. "What do you mean Yukinoshita-san?" He stopped playing with his phone to pay attention to her. Seeing the young man in front of her stare, Yukino flinched.

"H-how disgusting! Please avert your eyes from me this instant!"

"Why, wouldn't that be rude to you? We're talking right?" Hachiman, then paid attention to his phone. Giving in to her wish. "Besides, you didn't even clarify your question." Hachiman began to play with his phone.

"Your eyes are so disgusting that looking at them makes me lose my thoughts." Retorted the club president. Not even taking his eyes off the game he's playing. Hachiman responded to her. "It's not my fault that my eyes are this way, Yukinoshita. Blame my genetics for grasping the shortest straws, just like you not getting the chest you wanted so bad." To add insult to the injury, the game Hachiman was playing chimed: *DIRECT HIT!*

"You pervert, why does it need to go to my chest for that matter?" She questioned. "All I wanted to ask was why did you take off your shirt earlier?"

"For the same reason you always default to my eyes, you flat chested witch. Also, if I didn't take off my shirt earlier, I will die from the heat." Hachiman answered. Seeing that he won't get a reply anytime soon, he went back to playing his game.

"Yahallo!" The door opened and the resident airhead or the club entered. Yui, like Yukino, was blushing when she saw Hachiman. Unlike her however, Yui doesn't have any problems communicating herself. "Hikki! You didn't wait for me!" She complained to Hikki. She walked to her chair and clomped the raventte that was secretly observing the interaction between them. "Yukinon!" The uncomfortable Yukinon could only sigh.

The afternoon club hours passed by without any request. Hachiman left the club 10 minutes early, seeing that they had no requests. Hachiman was now walking outside. 'Should I drop by the café to check if Fuyume-san is there?' A week before, Hachiman asked the woman if she'll be in the library. She was there the next day. Hachiman continued to meet her throughout the week, with the both of them discussing their daily lives.

This day is no different.

There, sitting on the lounge chair she was sitting on yesterday, and the previous days, was Yukinoshita Fuyume. She was reading a book that he couldn't make out the title. When he walked closer, the sound of his footsteps alerted the woman reading, making her look at the source.

The steely blue eyes met dead, fish like eyes.

"Good afternoon Hikigaya-kun." The mother of his clubmate greeted. Hachiman bowed as he did the same. "Good afternoon, Yukinoshita-san."

"How many times should I tell you that you didn't have to be so formal with me, Hikigaya-kun?" Questioned the woman. "But it's rude to call you by your first name, Yukinoshita-san." Hachiman replied. The woman rolled her eyes in his reply. "It would be ruder for me to hear that, Hikigaya-kun." She closed the book with an audible pop, before speaking again. "How about this, I'll call you Hachiman so you won't have to feel bad." Hachiman, seeing that he won't win this argument, sighed and relented. "As you wish, Fuyume-san."

"Thank you, Hachiman-kun." Replied the woman. "So, what brings you here today?" She asked.


Hachiman was walking once again. The meeting with Yukino's mother was cut short when she received an urgent call. He stayed for 10 more minutes, before being bored of the book he was reading. Currently, Hachiman was nearing the mall he frequented to.

"Oi, Hikigaya!" He saw Hiratsuka waved at him. Hachiman wanted to ignore the teacher, but when he turned to look to another direction, the teacher was already there. 'What the hell is that kind of movement, instant teleportation?' "Don't ignore me, Hikigaya!" The said teacher was not in front of him. Hachiman still for the life of him could not understand how she moved that fast.

"But I am not ignoring you, Hiratsuka-sensei."

"You totally are!" Hirastuka argued. "I know you already saw me first time, that's why I knew you ignored me the moment you looked away from me!"

"That's a scary power to have, Hiratsuka-sensei. Is that because of you being single?" That clever quip got him a jab to his stomach. Shrugging it off, Hachiman spoke again. "Please don't resort to your violent tendencies, Hiratsuka-sensei. That is very unbecoming for a woman of your caliber." The hand that was on his gut quickly retracted at the sudden compliment. "And you know that it won't work right? I told you I won't keel over that quickly."

"Yeah I knew; I saw your body earlier."

At the sudden mention of what happened earlier, Hachiman became flushed. "Please don't mention what happened earlier, Hiratsuka-sensei. I don't want to be reminded of it." Hachiman said. "You didn't see how the most of the girls from the school looked at me, they ogled me like a piece of meat!" Hachiman was cursing the thirst of the girls under his breath.

"Well they're right though, you got a nice body." The teacher replied. "How the hell do you hide something like that under your uniform?" Hachiman looked at his teacher with a look that said 'Really?'

"Are you sure you are in the right profession? You're openly admitting that you like a student's body." Hachiman retorted. Hiratsuka then diverted the topic. "Well, now that you're here, I'm going to cash in on your promise." The teacher spoke out. "So now, take me to a ramen bar!"

The teenager sighed, but he complied nonetheless. "Fine, let's grab a bowl of ramen, Hiratsuka-sensei." The teacher of his grabbed his arm and dragged him. "I know a place!" She said. 'Why am I getting dragged for the nth time?' Hachiman thought. Hiratsuka stopped dragging the student when they reached a shopping district. Hachiman wanted to ask why, but before he could even ask, his teacher shouted. "Here we are! Many people say that this place cooks one of the best ramen, so I wanted to know if what people say are true."

Hachiman read the sign that was hanging in front. 'Restaurant Yukihira? What a strange name.' "So, should we get in and eat?" The fish eyed young man asked his teacher. The said teacher nodded so they both went in. 'This place looks so cozy, like a warm kotatsu on a winter.' The restaurant was on the small side, but the number of tables that was inside amazed the young man. The number of guests amazed him even more. 'This place is full! Is there a seat for us here?' Hachiman thought. Before he could voice out to his teacher, a couple who just finished eating just stood up and left.

"Lucky!~" Hiratsuka chimed. "Looks like we wouldn't have to wait for long." The two of them sat down. With the number of tables they managed to fit here, there wasn't room for much space, so both their shoulders were touching. Hiratsuka's face flushed when their shoulders touched. 'She's your student for god's sake!' She thought. After they sat down, a boy with a red hair gave the two of them a glass of water.

"Welcome to Yukihira! What do you guys want to eat?" The boy asked. Hachiman observed the boy. 'He must be the son of the owner. This place doesn't look like they accept part timers.' He thought.

"Give us the best ramen you guys got!" Exclaimed Hachiman's teacher. The redhead, who stopped writing, turned his head towards the man cooking and shouted. "You heard that dad? They want to eat the best ramen we have to offer, so get to cooking!" The man who was cooking laughed then went back to whatever he was doing.

"So, Hikigaya, what made you show off your body like that?" Hachiman winced at the question. "Stop talking about my body, you lab coat wearing teacher. And just like I told Yukinoshita, if I haven't done that, I would die of heatstroke." Hachiman spoke. "If I hear one more thing about what happened earlier, or any jab about my physique, I'm going to leave you here." Threatened the young man.

"Well then, let's just talk about something else then." Hiratsuka complied to his demand. "What do you think of a summer trip?" The teacher questioned. "Since the summer is coming, I plan to bring the service club and a couple of your classmates to Chiba Mura Park. Do you like kids Hikigaya?"

"I'm good with kids, I have a little sister. But to answer your question, I don't mind if you want to bring us somewhere, but please make sure that our safety is the number one priority." Hachiman answered. "Also, don't trick me to come. If you want me to come, then just ask nicely."

The teacher didn't understand what he said. "What did you mean by that?" Asked Hiratsuka. Hachiman exhaled before replying. "You don't understand it? Don't try to trick me into going. Don't try to use my sister to make me come, or don't try to use some underhanded tactics to make me come." He explained. "I hate manipulative people, so do that and you're immediately crossed off my good side." Hachiman added. "I keep my personal death note, if you want to know." His teacher laughed.

"You keep a death note? What are you, a kid?" She continued to laugh. She only calmed down when the red haired kid who took their order served the ramen they ordered. "Dig in!" The red head exclaimed. When Hachiman observed his bowl, he saw a gourmet level arrangement. 'Damn, this is Totsuki level if you ask me.' Hachiman thought. When he started eating, he was sure that the chef who cooked this either graduated from Totsuki, or he went there at some point of his career.

Hachiman saw a hoard of chickens running towards him. Then, he was combo'ed by vegetable men that came in different sizes. He felt like he wanted to strip off his clothes to bask in the afterglow of the ramen he was eating.

'What the hell was that?!' The teen thought. He looked to his side to find his teacher, red to the face and squirming. 'This place is too dangerous, their food is too good!' Hachiman and Hiratsuka continued to chow down their meal, to which every slurp of the noodles or every sip of the broth, the two would be sent to foodgasm.

Once the pleasure trip was over, the two left the place quickly. Not wanting to talk about their experience.


"Ah, Onii-chan! You came!" A middle school girl waved to Hachiman. Hachiman received a text from his little sister, that only contains the name of a café. "You're like a detective! You were able to pinpoint our location based on the text I sent you!"

"Well there's only one café in Chiba that has an absurd name like this, Komachi." The middle schooler, now identified as Komachi, just did a cutesy pose. When Hachiman got closer to the table, he saw three more people. 'Yukinoshita, and Yuigahama? Did Komachi get their number from my phone?' Thought Hachiman. He also saw a middle school boy that is too close to his little sister. 'Saki's little brother? And from the looks of it, he's enamored to my sister's charms. I would be proud of her if not for the fact that I don't like this bug being that close to her.' He thought. Grabbing a chair from a vacant table, Hachiman placed it on the end of the table and sat down.

"So, how did you guys meet?" Hachiman asked them. "Well, we were studying here when Komachi-san noticed Yuigahama-san, so now we were here." Yukino replied. "Yeah Onii-chan! That's what happened!" Komachi nervously smiled. Hachiman, noticing the smile, asked another question.

"Are you telling the truth Komachi?" He crossed his arms. "You know that I don't like deception right?" Hachiman then sent a glare to his sister, who just gulped. The fish eyed teen just sighed before speaking again. "Let's just talk about this at home. Looks like you're in need of help."

'Thank heavens for Onii-chan not pressing into it!' Komachi thanked the heavens. "Well, Taishi-kun here wanted to make a request, so I brought him to you guys!" The boy in question just laughed in embarrassment. "I noticed that my sister always goes home late. When I asked her about it, she told me that I shouldn't worry and that it's not that harmful. I'm afraid that my sister is doing something bad." The boy, named Taishi, explained.

'Looks like she didn't take my advice. That girl is going to kill her family by worry.' Hachiman thought. He already pieced together what is happening with the Kawasakis. Saki being late for days, then Taishi being worried about his sister.

"What if we bring her gentle side again?" Yui spoke up. While what she proposed would be good, it wouldn't be much of use to Saki. "I agree with Yuigahama-san's idea." Yukino readily agreed. "The only question is, should we use a dog or a cat? I think it'll be much more effective if we used a cat." Hachiman was doing his best not to facepalm.

"While the idea is good natured, it won't help Saki in the long run." Hachiman spoke out. This made the four of them look at him. "Look, Saki's problem is not what you guys think. She's not going home late because she's being a delinquent, she's going home late because she's working part time."

"Part time? What kind of job would she take for her to go home that late?" Yui asked. "While your hypothesis is sound, I still think that bringing in her gentle side would be useful." Yukino chimed in.

"Stop bringing up that idea, you nekophiliac." Hachiman shot her down. "Look, I'll handle this one myself. I know what she might be doing so I think I could talk some sense to her." Hachiman reasoned them. Fishing out a large sum of money, he handed it over to his little sister. "Grab whatever the hell you guys want. This one's on me." Hachiman said before standing up.

"Onii-chan! Where are you going?" His little sister asked.

"I'm going to read on a library." Hachiman replied as he walked off. Walking to the Café that Yukino's mother frequented to, became Hachiman's routine. Today, he was a little bit late. When he reached the Café, he was greeted by the receptionist. Ordering a coffee, he then walked to his usual spot.

"You're late." Hachiman's lips twitched upwards when he heard the voice. "Didn't know you liked me that much, Fuyume-san."

Dead eyes met blue.

The woman laughed it off. "Well, your cynic insights about my problems is fun to hear. Come on, humor this woman will you?" Hachiman then brought out the light novel he brought with him today. "A light novel? I didn't know you liked that wretched literature, Hachiman-kun."

"Wretched or not, sometimes I just want to read something light." Hachiman answered. "Maybe you should try to read one, Fuyume-san." The fish eyed clapped his hand. "I know, I'll lend you one of my raunchy light novels. You seem to enjoy smut based on the books I've seen you read." The woman in a red yukata turned red, looking away from the young man in front of her.

"Ara, aren't you too young to be teasing a woman?" Once Fuyume got her bearings, she started to counterattack. "I'll gladly indulge with your teasing Hachiman-kun, but I'm already married." She shows her ring for emphasis.

"That's the reason why the NTR genre exist, Fuyume-san. Another genre you liked to read, am I wrong?" Defended Hachiman, who for the second time of the day, made the woman in front of him blush. 'I'm grown woman! Why am I getting teased by a teen?' The Yukinoshita matriarch thought.

"Well maybe I'll tolerate the wretched novels you're seem to be fond of." The fish eyed teen smiled when he heard the woman speak. "Maybe I'll try to read some, if you could lend me some good ones." Fuyume finished.

"Then I'll gladly bring you a light novel tomorrow, Fuyume-san." Hachiman said as he closed the novel he finished reading. "How's the work treating you, Fuyume-san?" He asked the woman.

When she heard the question, she frowned. "My day's not good, Hachiman-kun. There's been a mishap in one of our ventures." Replied the woman. "Apparently, one of the workers who was working on a hotel we're contracted to, died. He fell from the tenth floor of the building they're working on." Hachiman was mortified to hear it. "The family of the worker wants us to give them a million yen or they would make a scandal about it."

"Why not give half a million then relocate them to one of the housings you own?" Hachiman suggested. "They would riot if you gave them half, but I'm sure they'll calm down if they're given a much better place to live in." Fuyume was surprised at his suggestion.

"That's a brilliant suggestion, Hachiman-kun. Where did that come from?"

"Well, I inferred that most of the construction workers I met when I was working on a convenience store were living on hard times. If they don't work, there'll be no food on their bellies. That's why I thought that maybe the family left behind would be better off if they don't need to be worried about their house." Explained Hachiman. Yukino's mother thought to herself. 'Hachiman-kun will be a fine businessman someday.'

When Fuyume left the café, Hachiman grabbed another coffee before leaving the place. He was walking towards his home when he bumped into a man.

"Dr. Miura?" Hachiman asked. The man, who he knew as Izuki Miura, was the one he bumped into. The said doctor replied to him. "Oh, Hachiman, it's rare to see you this late. Are you going home?" the fish eyed teen replied. "I'm just heading home, I was doing some club stuff. How about you Doc?"

"Sadly, mine is just starting. My shift's starting in 10 minutes."

"Oh…" Hachiman spoke. "Well then, I wouldn't bother you anymore Doctor, take care." Hachiman bid farewell.


"Hachiman? What are you doing here?" Saki asked when she saw Hachiman on the rooftop. "You don't normally come to this side of the school. Why are you here?" Saki said as she threw the cigarette she finished. Hachiman just looked at her in disappointment. Saki, who noticed the look he was giving to her, decided to question him. "Why are you looking at me like that?"

"I'm disappointed." Hachiman responds. "I thought you're better than that." The teen sighs, clearly showing his disappointment. "I thought you listened to me and aimed for a scholarship."

"But I told you I'm not smart enough for that!" Anger flared and Saki shouted. "And why are you like this? Do you think you know better?! For fuck's sake, stop meddling with what I do with my life!" The silverette then jumped down the ledge she was sitting at, to meet Hachiman's stare.

"What about your safety then?" Hachiman questioned. "What do you think will happen if someone decides to hurt or lay a hand on you?"

"I can defend myself." The silverette replied with anger. "I don't need you or anyone else's protection."

The raven haired male, was still looking at her in disappointment. "You didn't even tell me. I could've understood it if it came from you directly." Hachiman spoke out. "And here I thought we were friends." Hachiman was hurt. Saki was one of the people he cares about. While Hachiman understands that people keep secrets, this kind of secret would be much better if someone knew where she was.

Saki, who noticed the betrayed look on his face, was shocked. 'Why are you being like this, Hachiman? What did I do?' Saki thought. She wanted to ask him about it, but she did not get a chance. Hachiman walked past her, saying one last thing. "At least do it for your siblings. They seem worried about you."

Afternoon classes resumed, and Hachiman felt someone stare at him again. Paying it no mind, he trudged on and listened to his teacher drone. The classes passed like a blur, and Hachiman was now walking towards the service club.

Opening the door, he spotted his club president, and the pinkette that was his classmate. Then, he saw the blond riajuu of their class. 'What is Hayama doing here?' Not forgetting his courtesy, Hachiman greeted the people inside the room. "Good afternoon, Yukinoshita-san, Yuigahama-san. You too, Hayama-san."

"Good afternoon, Hikigaya-kun."

"Yahallo Hikki!"

"Good afternoon to you as well, Hikitani-kun."

"Oi, at least pronounce my name correctly." Hachiman said to the blond. The said blonde just smiled at him. 'He will keep doing it, judging his smile. Damn riajuu.' "So, why are you here? Did something happen?"

"We're talking about it right now." Yukino replied to him. Yui handed him her phone as she spoke out as well. "You received a message like this too, right Hikki?" Yui showed him a text.

Yamato is a two timing bastard.

Ooka is a delinquent who is tied to Yakuza

Tobe is a dumb idiot.

'The last one might be true, if you're going to ask me.' Hachiman thought. "So a chain mail. I didn't receive any of it for my phone automatically deletes unknowns." Hachiman said.

"Of course, who would send you a message?" Yukino jabbed. "I don't think no one in their right mind would message a creep like you." Continued the ravenette. "Honestly, your eyes scared them so much that even through text, they remember your eyes and they back away in fear."

"My eyes again? Your insults are getting old. Maybe you need to consume a kid again so your skin won't wrinkle and sag, you witch?" Hachiman fought back. While this was happening, Hayama and Yui were looking at each other.

"Does this happen often, Yui?"

"Don't mind them Hayato, they're like that almost everyday." Yui replied to the blond.

"I don't pry on kids you cretin. Don't lump me in with the likes of you, you child molester." Yukino spat. Hachiman was smiling. "Now a child molester? Aren't you assuming too much? If you're the child I'm into, I'd rather be raped by a horde of grannies." Yukino was unable to form a reply. Yui, who sensed that their spar is done stepped in to speak. "Hayato wants us to stop the chain mail from spreading."

Yukino's eyes sharpened. "And why should we do that?" She questioned the blond. "This is a problem within your friend group, so you're ought to solve this one. Or are you telling me that you can't do anything about it like before?" Hachiman noticed the final sentence. 'Like before? So this happened before? They probably knew each other as a kid.' Concluded Hachiman.

"Please. If you could help me at least with knowing the cause, then I'll be grateful." Hayama pleads for help. Hachiman thought they could do something about it. "Well if you want to know the cause, then maybe we can do something about." To this, the blond was relieved.

"Thank you for helping me, Hikitani-kun." Said Hayama. Hachiman's left eyebrow twitched upon hearing his name pronounced wrong. Hayama left shortly, saying his thanks to the members of the service club. After Hayama, they didn't get anymore guests. Hachiman then left early to go to his go-to reading spot.


A/N: Things are heated between Saki and Hachiman, Hayama requests help from the service club, and Fuyume loves to read smut? Find out what's happening on the next chapter of this fic!

Sup! Jasserru here! To be honest, I'm tired of writing about Hachiman and Shizuka eating ramen. I know that it's Shizuka's favorite food, but goddamn, I've wrote that on Misunderstood, and I avoided writing it once more on the latest chapter.

Yep, Restaurant Yukihira makes a cameo here, complete with a young Soma and his pops. Also, I'm a sucker for some hot moms and Yukino's mom is hot. Should I just kill of their dad just to make her participate to the 8bowl?

This chapter is supposedly Haruno's introduction chapter, but there's too much happening that I decided to delay her intro for the next chapter. So the next chapter is going to be based off the episodes 5 and 6 of the first season.

Misunderstood is the next one I'm going to update. I plan to release the penultimate chapter before the year ends.

I hope you guys enjoy this chapter, Follow and Fave would be appreciated! Leave a review if you have something to say!

-Jasserru goes back to simping to Mori Calliope