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Here we go


By the time Wash and Carolina arrived at the temple of the relics, they can't comprehend on what they were witnessing. Everything was chaotic, which is a great synonym for the Reds and Blues. Almost everywhere they go, anything hectic or crazy can happen as long as the sim troopers were involved.

"I-is that, what I think it is?" Wash pointed towards the sky, where a big Nevermore flew above them with Sarge and Donut hanging on for life accompanied by two girls whom they have never met before.

"What the..." Carolina glanced over to the side to see Doc and Dr. Grey riding a big Ursa as if it was tamed accompanied by a boy and a girl. The two freelancers also saw a giant deathstalker chasing the remainder of the Reds along with JD and a red haired girl. A blonde boy was dangling from the stinger but was sent flying towards a nearby tree.

Lastly came Tucker and Caboose who were running away from an angry blonde girl firing shotgun shells from her gauntlets, and a raven haired girl catching up with them.

"This can't be real right?" Washington questioned out loud while also making sure his sanity was still intact. How on Earth did things end up just like this? Why is it that every time they take their eyes off of the reds and blues, the sim troopers always get involved in some crazy exploits while they get dragged along to clean up their mess? Even if he and Carolina had no involvement in their shenanigans whatsoever.

'That's it' Washington thought 'never leave those idiots out of his and Carolina's sights ever again.'

"You aren't hallucinating Wash. As much as I wish it all was, all of this is real." Carolina gestured to everything happening in front of them.


"Yeehaw!"

"Up up and away!"

Sarge and Donut yelled with excitement as they rode the bird grimm. This has got to be one of the most insane plans Sarge thought of in cooperation with the girl in red.

"Haha, nothing can stop us now." Sarge proclaimed. "Say birdie, how about you go sweep down below and eat some nasty blues? Well, maybe Grif first since he is a big wussy against birds and bats, then you go eat the blues. What do you say compadre?"

The nevermore angrily screeched and tried to peck off the two simulation troopers from it's back.

"That's the spirit amigo!"

"Eh, Sarge. I don't think he's in agreement with you. It looks like he's trying to shake us off." Donut observed.

"Nonsense Donut. Our new ally here is good with us. Hey birdie, are you trying to eat us? One squawk for no, and two squawks for yes."

*SCREEEEEE!*

"See what I mean? He's with us."

"Oh, well it's nice to meet you too our giant feathered friend!" Donut dumbly greeted the grim.

Meanwhile

"Ruby Rose, this is a terrible idea!" Weiss hollered to her new partner who was also dangling precariously from the flying Nevermore.

"What makes you say that?" Ruby grinned awkwardly with a bead of sweat dropping from her forehead.

"All of this is terrible! Can't you see it with those big eyes of yours!? Why did you agree with that buffoon of a soldier!?" She pointedly accused Sarge and her for coming up with this idea.

"Aw, don't be like that to our new friends Weiss." Ruby innocently replied. "On the bright side, we can see the temple from up here! Look, it's right down below us." She pointed to the ground.

While this was a dangerous and foolish plan, Weiss did slightly agree that they found the temple quicker, but by no means did this placate her fuming temper.

"We are so far from friends! When we're done with this, you will be having an earful of words later." she shot back.

"Hehe" she giggled nervously. Ruby saw that as the Nevermore flew faster, they were going to miss their chance to land on the temple. She quickly came up with an idea.

"Hey Weiss! I know that this whole plan of ours is stupid, but please hear me out one more time."

Weiss glared at her. "What is it this time?" she angrily questioned.

"The Nevermore is flying far away from the temple and at this rate we're going to miss it..."

"Go on."

"So trust me when I say, that we need to jump."

"Jump!?"

Ruby didn't hear her partner's words and went along with her decision.

"3...2...1..." she muttered. "Now!"

Ruby hopped off from the Nevermore.


"Get back hear you little shit!" Yang yelled as she angrily pursued Tucker and Caboose.

"I'm sorry okay! I'll promise I'll buy you shampoo!" Tucker pleadingly said in attempt to make amends with her. He and Caboose ran fast with no sense of direction like geese and only found the temple accidentally.

"That's if you can survive my beatdown!"

"Wait, Yang look!" Blake said to her partner. Yang stopped momentarily and looked at the direction her partner was pointing.

"Heads up!"

Yang saw her sister falling from the sky.

"Oh no, Ruby!" She worriedly called out to her.

Tucker, sensing Yang was no longer on his tail, saw up to see Ruby falling. The aqua soldier calculated where she might be landing and opened up his arms in attempt to catch her. That way, he might be forgiven by Yang.

"Alright, you got this." He encouraged himself as he prepared to save the little red reaper.

Jaune meanwhile, was recovering from his dizziness after being flailed off from the stinger of the deathstalker, and was sitting at a tree branch. He also saw Ruby falling and thought that this was now his time to shine by being the hero.

"I got you!" both Jaune and Tucker yelled.

The young knight and the aqua sim trooper jumped off at the same time to catch Ruby, but inevitably crashed against one another for failing to calculate their trajectory. Jaune rotated his neck from the pain while Tucker laid motionless on the ground, facing sky up. Ruby, with the help of her aura, landed on Tucker's torso and cushioned her from her fall.

Yang and Blake dashed right towards her to see if she was okay.

"Ruby, are you okay lil sis?" Yang hugged her immediately which made it difficult for her to breathe.

"Y-yang... too strong... can't breath... air..." she gasped.

"Whoops, sorry." the blonde brawler let her go.

"It's okay, I'm fine. Thanks for the help mister." She said to the downed aqua aficionado.

"No, problem, blegh." Tucker groaned. Ruby couldn't help but chuckle at the sim trooper's antics.

Yang kicked Tucker in his arm. "Ow!" he yelped as he rubbed his sore appendage.

"That's for slashing my hair." she sternly said with a frown forming on her face. But, it soon faded and was replaced with a smile. Yang extended her arm to help Tucker up. "But, thanks for saving my little sis." she flashed him a wink with Blake also giving him a warm smile as a gratitude.

Tucker couldn't help but blush underneath his helmet. Two beautiful women just winked at him and gave them their beautiful smiles...and probably regarded him as a hero! Ho, boy will this tiny moment be treasured in his brain forever.

"Yay, we're all friends now!" Caboose approached them and gave them all a big bear hug.

Tucker huffed in annoyance. "Caboose, don't get too cheesy on us now."

"YEEEHAAAW!"

"Oh nooo!"

The group saw Dr. Grey, Doc, Ren and Nora charging towards them, riding on Ursas as if they tamed the beasts.

"What the hell?" Tucker spoke.

"This is fun! Isn't it Ren!? I can feel it, the thrill of adventure!"

The grimm bear attempted to bite her but Nora booped it strongly on the nose.

"No!Yyou don't get to bite your queen! Bad little grimm, bad!" She scolded the Ursa as if it were her child.

"That was, interesting to say the least" Blake openly muttered.


"That Dolt! How dare she left me up here!?" The Schnee heiress angrily proclaimed. With new mettle forming in her gut, she stabbed the grimm in the talon, and using her momentum, she used her rapier as a bar and swung herself up and landed on the bird's back.

"I don't suppose you two have any plans for this?" she approached the two soldiers while placing her hands on her hips

"What do we do Donut?" asked Sarge.

"I don't know. I say we jump like Ruby did." Donut replied. The two of them failed to recognize the Schnee standing near them.

"Are you two ignoring me!? How dare you! Do you not know who I am!?"

"Now's not the time for that lil missy. I say we skip the introductions, and formulate on how we survive this fall first." Sarge replied to the ice cold, dust company heiress.

"The audacity of you two cretins!"

"Come on! Let's jump and-woah hohoho, no siree!" Sarge yelped as he saw how high they were from the ground. Ironically, Sarge used to be an ODST, but due to years of service, the gruff colonel has now developed a fear of heights.

"Aw, come on Sarge, it's not that high. Just follow after me." Donut stated. "Weeee!" the pink grenadier leapt off of the bird grimm and was plummeting straight down.

Weiss stared at the whole scene in front of her slack jawed. 'I pray that there isn't more of these fools. I'm going to have a migraine just standing close to their proximity and hearing their nonsensical babbling'

Gods, how wrong she was.

"Take us down you no good turkey!" Sarge whacked his shotgun at the nevermore's head, angering it

"What do you think you're doing!?"

"Giving this flying ostrich a piece of my mind, I tell ya!" Sarge returned his attention towards the grimm. "If you don't listen to my command soldier, then prepare to have your noggin be filled up with 8 gauge bullets!"

Sarge fired his shotgun onto the nevermore's head. The grimm, finally tired of the stupidity that is happening at it's backside screeched and shook off the two passengers which caused them to fall off.

"You have got to be one of the most idiotic, scatterbrained, blockheads that I have ever encountered and will never have the pleasure of meeting!" Weiss indignantly yelled as she and Sarge fell from the grimm.

Jaune, seeing this as a second chance, tried to catch Weiss but failed at the end. She landed on his back and he muttered his discontent. Weiss howevere did not seem to be thankful and only checked her nails.

*Thud* *Splat*

The group turned to see Sarge and Donut fall right on top the Ursas being ridden by Nora, Ren and the medics and killing both grimm in the process.

"Aww, they're broken." Nora pouted.

"We're o-okay!" Donut faintly voiced out while giving a thumbs up. Sarge only groaned and muttered to himself how thankful he was to be back on solid ground.

"Oh hey guys! It's so good to see you!" Doc greeted everyone.

"I-" Yang began but she was cut off.

"Nora, don't ever do that again." Ren panted. Nora ignored him and sang I'm queen of the castle as she picked up a chess piece of a rook.

"I-"

"Damn, this has been a weird day." Tucker said to everyone.

"I-" Yang was interrupted once more.

"Heeelp!" Simmons wailed as he and his group was continuously pursued by the deathstalker.

"I-" once again, interrupted.

"Is everyone alright?" Wash called out as he approached the group along with Carolina.

"I..."

"Agent Washingtub, it's nice to see you again!" Caboose addressed the gray freelancer

'HELLO' Freckles buzzed out.

"Oh my gosh! A talking gun!" Ruby quickly approached Caboose and his weapon.

"Can everyone please chill out for a minute!" Carolina ordered, tired of hearing the overlapping communication.

"Thank you!" Yang shouted her gratitude.

The deathstalker finally caught up and slammed it's pincers onto the reds and Pyrrha, which caused them to land near the combined group of students and soldiers. Pyrrha stood up with grace, Simmons and Grif panted, with the chubby orange soldier lying down on the ground, Lopez adjusting his head in place, and JD sitting on the ground.

"Oh great, there's more of you." Weiss spat as she saw the rest of the sim troopers.

"Don't worry Snow Angel, I ain't like them." Tucker attempted to flirt but Weiss pointed her rapier at him.

"Okay, okay. No need to go around stabbing. I can, however show you my sword. I could pull it out for you too see, bow chicka bow wow." Tucker activated his laser sword.

Weiss scoffed

Ruby, Jaune, and Nora watched with great interest,

Yang edged away, not wanting to repeat the mishap earlier.

"Well, looks like the entire group is here. Everyone's accounted for." Wash said to Carolina.

"That's good." Carolina gazed at the Nevermore and Deathstalker. "Now, it's time to show these monsters who they're dealing with." The teal freelancer aimed her battle rifle at the monsters.


END