Set sometime in season 3: Please bear with me on this one. I saw it on TikTok a while ago and this idea came up. Maybe not my finest chapter but I needed to get it out for some laughs. Also, this is M rated because of the discussed topic and language used.

"Honestly someone should ban you from the internet."

"These things find me Mikey. I don't even go looking for them anymore. And you are telling me this doesn't make you curious?"

Sean was passing Birkhoff's nerd cave when he heard that interesting interaction between the two guys. It didn't seem like they were discussing something serious like a mission so he decided to see what they were up to. "Hey. What are we curious about?" The door was open so Sean just walked in. Michael seemed annoyed and Birkhoff immediately swooped him into the conversation.

"See, maybe Seal boy over here would back me up." Birkhoff turned his monitor to show Sean something. "You don't want to get into this." Before he had the chance to see what it was Michael warned him.

"Shh, this is science." The nerd was quick to stop his best friend from ruining the moment. Sean looked at the monitor finally. It was a long thread on Reddit discussing whether it was true or not that women had a similar reaction to men when they saw someone or something they were attracted to.

People claimed that if a woman was really attracted to someone she would feel a pulse in her vagina every time she saw that person. In a relationship that would also be an indicator if the sex was good or not.

Sean laughed amused "How did you even get here?" Michael joined him as well and he was glad he wasn't the only one who also had that question.

"Does it matter? I only want to know if it's true or not. Being educated is very important, you know. You should try it sometime." Birkhoff stated and returned back to scrolling down and reading more replies.

"If you are asking yourself whether your partner is attracted to you or not then there is a more serious problem that needs to be addressed" Michael took on the more serious and practical approach. It didn't make sense to him. He couldn't imagine questioning if Nikita was attracted to him or not. It was pretty clear from the start and they were also engaged.

"Do you always have to ruin the fun?" Birkhoff rolled his eyes. Michael could at least try to be fun and relax for a second. Not everything had to be taken so seriously. "He is right though. Same with the sex thing. If you are asking yourself that then it's either not good or you just need to communicate about it better" Sean agreed with Michael easily. He figured Birkhoff wasn't on the same page as them because he hadn't had much experience with serious healthy relationships as far as he knew. They couldn't judge him too much.

"Oh my god, I just want to know. I don't need relationship advice" The tech groaned and leaned back into his chair. "I swear nobody can ever tell you two anything"

"Relax. I don't think it's a thing. You can never rely on information from there" Sean was very skeptical from the start and especially considering what holes of the internet Birkhoff had seemed to dig into all the time. It sure wasn't anything to go by.

"Yeah but you don't know for sure or.." Birkhoff trailed off trying to hint at something. "He is asking you if you have heard from a woman about it" Michael rolled his eyes and translated for Sean. "Or if you can add something to the discussion" At that point the nerd would have been happy with anything. The further he went down the replies the weirder they got.

"I have never heard about this and I assume Michael hasn't as well. Why are we so interested in this?"

"Thank you" Michael mouthed to Sean. He was so ready to finish the conversation. "At least I'm interested in the satisfaction of my person" Birkhoff was done with those too and decided just to taunt them. "You can ask your person instead of digging for information" Sean circled back to his point. Communication in a relationship was very important and it was the base for everything.

"Okay then. That's my method. Why don't you guys do it your way and ask" The nerd challenged them. He saw a way to kill two birds with one stone. He could send the boys to do the dirty work and show them that he wasn't being ridiculous. In return, they would provide him with the information he needed when they tell him what Nikita and Alex said about the matter.

"You want me to ask my fiancée if she has a pulse in her vagina when she sees me?" Michael said seriously to make Birkhoff a little bit uncomfortable. It did work. The grin from the tech's face faded. That question really sounded weird out of Michael's mouth especially when it involved Nikita like that. Birkhoff asked purely about their experience. He didn't want to know about their current sex life.

Sean busted laughing. He would honestly pay to see that conversation between Michael and Nikita just to see her reaction. Fortunately or unfortunately Nikita walked in at that moment. "Hey, I'm ready to go - what's happening with Sean?" As soon as he heard Nikita's voice Sean was nearly on the floor laughing. Michael barely contained himself as well. Meanwhile, Birkhoff tried to become one with his chair and hoped she hadn't heard anything.

Nikita was very confused about what she walked in on. She got stuck debriefing with Ryan while Michael went to check in with Birkhoff. They had a nice evening planned together so she quickly got her things and went to find him. Obviously, she had interrupted something but she also had the feeling that she was the reason for their reaction.

"It's nothing love. I'm ready to go too" Michael calmed down a bit and reached for Nikita's hand so they could go. Nikita wasn't so sure about that though. "Wait, wait. I want to know. It's obviously something about me"

Michael froze in place and looked back at Sean who had just stopped laughing but broke down again. Birkhoff pretended to tidy up at his desk just to avoid eye contact. "I will tell you, I promise. Let's just get in the car" Michael whispered in her ear so the others wouldn't hear. He wanted to get out of there as soon as possible. Thankfully Nikita was satisfied enough with that and followed Michael to the car park.

Sean couldn't stop teasing Birkhoff after that. He left shortly after the couple to go find Alex and see what she was up to. They could maybe have fun as well. She was helping out with reports and Sean found her in Ryan's office alone with papers spread all over the table. "Hey, thought I would find you here"

"Yeah, I mean where else would I rather be on a Friday night" she smirked at him and patted the seat next to her. Sean instantly came and sat next to her. She didn't allow him to help her. She had her own system of doing reports and didn't like other people messing with it. She only wanted his company.

"I have a very..interesting question. And I want you to take it seriously, it's purely for educational purposes." After a while of sitting there doing nothing, Sean started thinking and was growing curious about the matter. He did make a point to Birkhoff about communication so he was going to show him that that's how it should be done.

"Okay?" Alex threw him a confused look. Something about the way he said that led her to believe it was going to be an interesting conversation.

"When you see me do you feel something?" Sean didn't know how to word his question. He was usually explicit with his words but mostly in bed with her. Now, however, the words were stuck in his throat.

"Huh?" Alex needed a second to register his question. It was such a weird one to ask. It made her a little bit mad even. Of course, she felt something. They were in a relationship. He had said he loved her and she did too. She was seeing a future with him. They had gone through quite a lot of stuff already. She couldn't even put into words what she felt every time he was around her or not even that. Just the thought of him alone brought those strong overwhelming feelings out.

"What do you mean? No, I feel absolutely nothing when I look at you." She glared at him even through her sarcastic joke. "No, no, no I -"

"Are you telling me you feel nothing when you look at me?" She knew that wasn't true. Alex was sure of Sean's love for her. By the way, he stuttered she figured he wanted to say something entirely different so she decided to tease him.

"Huh?" It was his turn to be taken back by her question. How the hell did she even think that? If she could only feel the things she did to him. He turned her chair so she could fully face him and slammed his lips on hers in a long passionate breathtaking kiss. He devoured her mouth leaving no room for questioning his love for her. She whimpered at the loss of his lips when they broke away.

"You were saying?" he grinned, breathing over her lips. She giggled and settled on pecking his lips even though she would have liked to continue kissing him "Okay, what was your actual question? And please use your words properly." He rolled his eyes and chuckled. It really was his fault. He couldn't expect Alex to be able to read his mind or be on the same train of thought as him all the time.

"Do you feel something physically like..in a specific area?" He was a grown-ass man. Why couldn't he just say it? He was getting irritated with himself. Alex tried not to laugh. Sean was going to get even more uncomfortable. They usually did not discuss stuff like that. Their communication regarding anything sex related extended only to make sure the other was comfortable with whatever they were doing.

Alex looked around making sure no one was really around and whispered "Are you asking if I get wet when I see you?"

"No, but - you can say that as well. I don't know what exactly it is" The question that was posted on the site was weird so Sean tried to put it in his own words but it seemed he didn't understand it well enough.

"I mean yeah but not when I see you. If we are alone and doing something, yes. But I don't get turned on when we are debriefing with everyone or planning a mission. Like you don't get hard every time you see me. That doesn't mean the attraction towards you or me is any less." Alex tried to be mature about it even though she wanted to laugh. She should be able to have a grown-up mature conversation with her boyfriend about this.

"Okay... I knew that actually why did I find it interesting." Sean muttered under his breath. Alex laughed then and shook her head. There was never a boring moment with him around.

"There is a thing which I don't know if it's true or not and I'm just curious. Apparently, if a guy is sexually active with a girl and if they are having like good sex. Every time the girl sees the guy she feels a pulse down there…" Sean took a second try.

"In my vagina?" Alex now really started to listen. She didn't really know how to answer. She had never really discussed anything like that with anyone. She and Nikita talked about sex but it was more for fun and there were always a lot of jokes and teasing involved. This was different now. "Yeah?" From her reaction, Sean started to think that it really was totally a made-up thing.

"I mean I wouldn't describe it like that exactly but I guess. Girls are used to feeling things like that, especially on our periods so it's not something wow or anything like that. But it doesn't happen when I see you. I have to be thinking of you in a sexual way. The easiest way I could describe it to you is that it's like an erection I guess. Blood flows to those organs and that makes the throbbing and pulsating" Alex was pretty straightforward. It felt a little bit uncomfortable and awkward at first but she had to fight through that. It was silly. They were having sex so talking about it shouldn't be a problem either.

"I feel like I'm in a weird sex-ed class" Sean mumbled. "Hey, you asked, '' Alex teased. He was the one that came to her. He should have been prepared for it.

"Well, I didn't know girls could also feel something like that" It was probably his own fault for never being interested. "But you feel it also when we are having sex" It didn't make sense to Alex why that was such a revelation to him. Yeah, he might have not thought about it before but it certainly wasn't something new that he had not experienced.

"What do you mean?"

"How do you know if I have finished or at what moment it's happening?" She had to have some fun with that. Their conversation was definitely more interesting than those reports. She thought about messing with him and telling something ridiculous as a fact and seeing if he went with it. Alex didn't want to ruin the openness of their conversation though so she decided she would save that for another time.

"I just feel it. I don't know how to describe it to you. It's like…wait it is kind of like some pulsation. Is that what you feel?" Sean was starting to put some pieces together. It was difficult trying to describe a feeling, especially one tied to so much emotion.

"Yeah pretty much but obviously it's stronger at that moment, '' Alex replied. She thought that was the end of it and glanced back at the papers in her hand. "How do you walk around like that?" They were quickly dropped back on the table when Sean asked her that. "What?"

"Like I fucking lose it when I feel you like that" Sean was getting really explicit now and Alex could feel her cheeks burning. "Oh my god Sean we're done with this" They were in Division still and in Ryan's office. She wouldn't be able to handle more.

"No wonder you can't sleep when you are horny" Her boyfriend kept going though. She looked around before answering. "And you can?"

"No, but that is so unfair that that perception is only reserved for guys." Men were always seen as the horny ones in relationships and women would be called names often for it. It wasn't fair. They were all human and felt these things.

"Welcome to a woman's world. I'm glad to be your guide" Alex wasn't fazed by these things anymore. A part of being a woman was getting used to these small and big injustices. She had also seen far too much in her short life to have anything surprise her anymore.

"Why have we never talked about this?" Sean sat there and wondered. It was an interesting way of getting to know each other in another aspect.

"You have never asked. You can always come and ask, just maybe not here." Alex didn't have a problem answering more questions or even asking him some. However, Division wasn't the right place to do that. There were always people around.

"How much work do you have left?" Sean's eyes sparkled mischievously at Alex. She couldn't help the little smirk that escaped. They did in fact have a fun evening as well.

This was a product of my lack of sleep and way too much TikTok haha. Hope you enjoyed it and let me know your thoughts xx