*In a forgery, Omarnosian10 is working on a tombstone for a soon-to-be finished series while listening to "Better In Stereo" by Dove Cameron from a radio*
Liv & Maddie
July 19, 2013 – March 24, 2017
*Omar and the three cloaked figures enter*
Omar: What is it with you and Disney?
Omarnosian10: GACK! *turns around* How long were you standing there?
Cloaked figure #1: We just got here.
Omarnosian10: Oh. Well, in that case, knock next time! *goes back to work* And to answer your question, Omar, it's because almost no one else bothered to make stories like this, I'm trying to be the first.
Cloaked figure #2: Like with Globs of Doom and Ben GX?
Omarnosian10: Sort of.
Cloaked figure #3: Are you trying to be the first at everything or something?
Omarnosian10: At certain aspects, but not everything. ON WITH THE SHOW!
Disclaimer: I do not own Hannah Montana or Kamen Rider Den-O. All rights go to the Walt Disney Company and Shotaro Ishinomori respectively. I only own my OC(s), some OC Imagin designs, and most of Den-O's original forms that have yet to make an appearance.
Chapter 2: Urataros Get Your Gum
It's been a few days since the Raven Imagin attack. Surprisingly, Lilly didn't say anything to me and Oliver about the attack, probably because she thought we wouldn't believe her.
Well, Oliver wouldn't for real, but I, on the other hand, have to pretend to be skeptical to hide my identity should the talk comes.
Currently, me and Oliver are at Hannah's latest concert, this time using green glow-sticks since the only lights are on the stage. Of course, we're at different spots at the concert.
We see Hannah come out of backstage as the audience screams at the sight of her, including Oliver. I, on the other hand, just clapped.
Hey, I may be here to see Hannah, but I'm not some kind of crazy fanboy, unlike some people.
*cough* Oliver! *cough*
Hannah walks to the microphone and starts to sing.
So what you see is only half the story
There's another side of me
I'm the girl you know, but I'm someone else, too
If only you knew
It's a crazy life
But I'm alright
I've got everything I've always wanted
I'm living the dream
So, yeah, everything I've always wanted
Is it always what it seems?
I'm a lucky girl
Whose dreams came true
But underneath it all
I'm just like you
I've got everything I've always wanted
I'm living the dream
So yeah everything I've always wanted
Is it always what it seems?
I'm a lucky girl
Whose dreams came true
But underneath it all
I'm just like you
The audience applauds at her performance while I just clap, a little distracted by that song since it reminds me of my double-life as a Kamen Rider and a normal boy.
"It's kind of strange, isn't it?" Kintaros commented. "It's almost as if she made the song for the Kamen Riders."
I softly nodded as the crowd exits the stadium. "Yeah, but what are the odds? It's not like she was saved by one before."
"Achoo!" Hannah sneezed before rubbing her nose as she, Robby, and Lilly, in a red goth-like wig and carrying a dog, exit the stadium.
"Are you okay?" Robby asked.
"I think someone is talking about me." Hannah let out.
Before Robby or Lilly could ask what she meant, a crowd of fans began swarming them.
"Clear the way, people!" Robby yelled as he pushes through the crowd as Hannah and Lilly follow him. "Superstar coming through!" He announced as he got to the limo before getting in along with Hannah and Lilly.
"And her jet-set friend, miss Lola Luftangle." Lola giggles as she pets the dog.
"Lola Luftangle?" Hannah asks in disbelief as she raises an eyebrow.
"If people figure out I'm Lilly, it's only a short jump to Miley." Lola explains defensively.
"Oh, very smart, miss Lola." Hannah nods in agreement before they start waving towards the fans. "Thank you, everybody, I love you all. Thank you."
"This is totally insane." Lola commented as she rears her head back. "Back off, people, back off." Lola raises the dog. "Don't make me release Thor!" She threatened before growling like a dog as the door closes.
"Yeah, you go get 'em, Thor, 2 pounds of pure piddle just looking for a target." Hannah laughs as she pets Thor along with Lola.
"Uh, actually, I think he just shot it." Robby pointed down, getting Hannah and Lola to see a small puddle of dog pee.
"Oh, man!"
"Eww!" Lola and Hannah grimaced as they shot their legs up.
"Wait!" Oliver shouted as he pushed through the crowd.
"Oh, no." Hannah groaned as she starts counting with her fingers. "It's Oliver again. He snuck into my dressing room last week, nearly jumped on stage the week before, and just when you think he can't get anymore obsessed, bam!" Hannah slams the air. "He kicks it up a notch."
"Look at those bony little elbows go." Robby whistles impressed. "That boy cuts through the crowd like a weed whacker."
"Wait up! Let me through!" Oliver yelled as he pushed through the crowd and got in front before pushing his arm into the window.
"Hannah, please, kiss my hand, and I'll never wash it again." Oliver declared as Hannah and Lola move their heads away.
"Looks like he never washes it now." Lola noted, scrunching her face in disgust.
"Come on, Thor, make yourself useful." Hannah picks up Thor and brings him towards Oliver's arm, the dog licking it.
"Whoa baby! You're an animal!" Oliver whooped before Hannah smacks his arm out. "Ooh! I like 'em feisty." Hannah and Lola shake their heads.
"Let's rock and roll, driver!" Robby ordered as he and the girls put on their seat belts.
"Man, he's never gonna give up." Hannah groaned as the limo drives.
"Well, you better hope he does." Lola advised. "Because if he ever finds out your secret, he's not only gonna be in love with Hannah Montana, he'll be in love with you."
Hannah bursts into laughter. "Oh, what? that's crazy. The only thing that's the same about Hannah Montana and me is…" Horror dawns on her face as she realizes the meaning. "Me. And me doesn't feel that way about him." Hannah shakes her head in disgust, seeing Oliver as more of a brother than a potential boyfriend.
"Well, don't worry, Mile, I know guys, and sooner or later he's gonna get tired of chasing after somebody that's not chasing him back." Robby advised as Hannah and Lola nod before petting Thor.
Suddenly, a bike bell rings by Lola's side of the limo. Looking at each other curiously, Lola rolls down the window.
"Uhh?!" They gawked, seeing Oliver on a bike, pedaling on par with the limo.
"Do a dude a favor and don't get on the freeway." Oliver breathed, starting to get tired before he threw a bouquet of daisies through the window. "For you, my love!" Oliver declared before slowing down.
"Why did you have to be such a good kisser?" Hannah whines as she takes Thor from Lola's arms and cuddles with him.
(P.O.V Change)
"Faster, Urataros, faster!" I yelled at Urataros as he drives after Hannah Montana's limo.
"I can't believe this!" Urataros smirks while nodding towards the bouquet of roses in my hand. "After all these years, you finally decide to pursue a relationship!" Urataros wipes an imaginary tear. "My little brother is growing up so fast."
If it wasn't for the fact that he's driving, I would bonk him in the head.
"It's not that, you baka!" I snapped. "I want to apologize to Hannah for breaking into her room!"
"By giving her roses instead of doing it personally?" Urataros raises an eyebrow, making my eye twitch in annoyance.
"Just get next to her limo." I sternly suggested, earning a shrug from Urataros as he eventually gets us by the limo. "Hey Hannah!" I called out as the window lowers, showing Hannah's manager, Hannah, and her friend Lola Luftangle.
In my personal opinion, that's a somewhat weird name.
"What'd you want, boy?" Hannah's manager, the one closest to the window, asks me in annoyance, probably because of what Oliver did just moments ago.
"I want to say sorry for breaking into your hotel room!" I yelled as they huddled together and started whispering, although I can't hear what they're saying.
"Throw the roses." Urataros whispers at me, keeping his eyes on the road.
"Alright." I nod before looking back. "I bought these to make up for that vase my friend broke." I threw the bouquet through the windows as Hannah caught it before Urataros slows down, a car in front of us.
(P.O.V Change)
"~AW~!" Lola awed as Hannah looks at the bouquet.
"Gotta admit. Omar's one of the most selfless boys I've ever known." Robby admitted. "I don't see why you aren't chasing him yet." Hannah blushes momentarily.
"Hey, look." Lola dived her hand into the bouquet before taking out a card. "You have his number."
"WHAT?!" Blushing, Hannah snatched the card away and read it. "Why would he give me hi-wait a minute." Hannah flips the card, showing the phone number in blue ink. "Does this look familiar to you?" Hannah asks as Lola and Robby notice the handwriting.
"Urataros." All three deadpanned, recalling all the love mail that Urataros sends Hannah under Omar's name, despite Omar's protest. Everyone knows about Urataros' obsession to pair up Omar with Hannah. It's almost as annoying as Oliver's 'love'.
Keyword: Almost.
"…3…2…1…" Robby counted down as they heard Omar's embarrassed/angry shout.
"URATAROS!"
The train of time, Den-Liner. Will the next station be in the past or the future?
Jikan no nami we tsukamaete (Grab on to the waves of time)
Den-Liner drove through an opening in the canyon wall and drove across the bridge as the camera zooms out before seeing an hourglass in front of the mess.
Ima sugu ni yukou yakusoku no basho (Right now let's go to that place of promises)
We then see Den-O walk up to the Den-Bird in Den-Liner's engine before the scene changes to a barstand with an hourglass, a smoothy, and a Den-Liner Pass sitting on it before Omar's hand reaches out to grab it. Once he picks it up, we see Omar looking at the pass before staring off in one direction before leaving Rico's Surf Shop with Oliver and Lilly looking on in confusion at where he was going while Miley prayed for his safety.
Genkai mugen iza tobikome. Climax JUMP (You have unlimited boundries. In a pinch, jump over it) Ii jan? Ii jan? Sugee Jan? Ii jan? Ii jan? Sugee Jan? (Isn't it good? Isn't it good? Isn't it great? Isn't it good? Isn't it good? Isn't it great?)
The scene changes to Den-O hopping onto Den-Bird then inserted his Den-Liner Pass and started up the bike causing some of Den-Liner's cars to disconnect from some of the main cars as Den-O steered the train to the left allowing the train to enter a portal through time before the title appears.
Kanaitai yume ga aru nara (If you have a dream that you want to come true)
Burning calendar pieces began falling from the sky as we see images of Hannah's concerts as well. Some of the pieces fall at Omar's feet as he stared on at what happened around him with clenched fists.
Shinjinakacha negatta hibi wo (…then there were days when you believed it would come true)
We see Omar glaring off towards the camera before it switches to Hannah singing in a stage before seeing her face with some tears in her eyes.
Catch the wave!
A hand flips the hourglass back in Rico's Surf Shop upside down.
Mayoi sou na toki kanarasu (When you're lost…)
The scene changes to Omar holding the Pass while pointing his thumb into the distance before a zoomed out image shows holographic train tracks appear on either side of him.
Omoi no tsuyosa ga michibiku (you're sure to be guided by the strength of your feelings)
We see glimpses of Den-O's armor from behind his helmet, then behind him at a shot of his hand before we see a shot of Hannah singing 'Best of Both Worlds' before the image shatters revealing Omar getting ready to execute his Henshin.
Kimi ga nozomu mirai sude ni in you hands (The future you wish for is already in your hands!)
We see Omar execute his Henshin before we catch a glimpse of Den-O's Sword Form helmet attach to his Plat Form face completing his Henshin into Sword Form. Then Den-O executes his 'I have arrived' pose before setting up his Full Charge sword.
Hajimari wa itsumo totsuzen (Beginnings are always sudden)
We see Den-O – Sword Form swinging his sword around using his charged up blade.
Unmei wo tsurete yuku time tripin' ride (…Bringing fate along on this time tripin ride)
We see Miley making happy expressions in the Stewarts' with Omar's back to her, before it changes to the Hannah closet with Hannah doing something similar that Miley did with Den-O – Plat Form's back to her. The scene then changes to see Omar/Den-O's reactions to what the girls did before we see him split into his five Imagin possessed forms before a quick glimpse of Den-O's Axe, Wing, Gun and Rod Forms appeared.
Dare yori takaku [Ii jan? Ii jan? Sugee jan?] Kinou yori takaku [Ii jan? Ii jan? Sugee jan?] (Higher than anyone else [Isn't it good? Isn't it good? Isn't it great?] Higher than Yesterday… [Isn't it good? Isn't it good? Isn't it great?])
With a quick split-screen shot of Momotaros, Urataros, Kintaros, Ryutaros, Sieg & Naomi in Den-Liner and Lilly, Oliver, Jackson, Robby Ray & Miley in the Stewarts', the scene changes to shots of Omar's Imagin possessed forms hanging out in Rico's Surf Shop with R-Omar tossing a pass to the original Omar before a shot of Den-O is seen of him getting ready to launch Den-Bird into the air.
Climax Jump! Ii jan? Ii jan? Sugee Jan? Ii jan? Ii jan? Sugee Jan? (Isn't it good? Isn't it good? Isn't it great? Isn't it good? Isn't it good? Isn't it great?)
Den-O makes the jump before we see Momotaros, Kintaros, Ryutaros & Urataros in the four corners of the screen doing a dance, Sieg occasionally switching places, while Den-Liner leaves one time era, gets ready and zooms off to another era.
The next day at Rico's Surf Shop, Oliver is by the barstand with a group of Hannah fans around him while me, Miley and Lilly are by the fence.
"It's all true. Hannah actually kissed this hand." Oliver waved his hand like a trophy as a fanboy squad keep their eyes on it.
"You gotta be kidding me." One of the guys gawked.
"A big, slobbery, wet one." Oliver described, making me shudder before he points at some kind of reflection. "Look, it's still shiny." I facepalm as Oliver starts to walk away from the stand.
"Yeah, there's nothing like the romantic glow of dog drool." Lilly shakes her head in amusement.
"Wait, how do you know that it's dog drool?" I asked her in confusion, making Lilly and Miley slightly pale for some reason as they glance at me.
"Oh, um, well, you see…" Lilly stutters, making me stare at her. She never stutters unless she's talking with boys other than me, Oliver and the Taros.
"We were at the concert and we saw Hannah's new friend with a dog, so we figured that Hannah must've used the dog to fake kissing Oliver's hand." Miley answered for her, making me stare at her for a moment until I shrug.
"Makes sense. There's no way celebrities would kiss a normal kid, and Oliver's well… not normal." I commented, recalling all the stuff Oliver does on a daily basis.
"You're not normal either." Kintaros pointed out.
"Touche." I resisted the urge to roll my eyes.
Oliver snatched his hand away from Chad's sight. "Chad, dude! Close up shop when you chew. You're getting spit on the Hannah hand." Oliver groaned as he used his shirt to wipe off some spit. Chad responds by chewing more loudly while pointing at the hand threateningly.
"Miley, let's go. You're cutting into my tan time." Lilly nudges Miley while patting her cheeks. "And his, he's as pale as a goth." Lilly added, pointing at me.
"Hey!" I shouted in denial before turning away and taking out my cellphone, checking out my reflection. "Am I really that pale?"
"Yes." All my Imagin partners deadpanned.
"Note to self; do more outdoor training." I thought out-loud.
"What was that?" Lilly asks me, making me flinch.
"Nothing." I lied, getting her to stare at me suspiciously for a moment before she sighs, dropping the subject.
"Look at him." Miley nods towards Oliver, somehow not hearing us. "He's never gonna quit." I shake my head and fold my arms in agreement. "What happens if he does find out? I really do care about Oliver. And I just don't want to weird out our friendship."
"Unless…" Lilly slings her arm around Miley's shoulder while motioning to her heart. "Deep down, maybe, just maybe. You feel the same way." Lilly suggested. I grimace for a moment before we look back to see Oliver rubbing the 'Hannah hand' against his face, making the three of us disgustingly cringe.
"Yes, and maybe, just maybe, that's insane." Miley mocked her as I sigh in relief before Oliver turns back to his fans.
"And now that she's left her mark on me, it's time to take our relationship to the next step." Oliver declares as he turns away from the stand and starts walking away. "Tonight at the CD signing, I'm going to stare into her eyes and say, 'you are my love, my life, and someday you'll be mine.'" Oliver breathed dreamily before grimacing at his poor attempt at rhyming before he takes out a pen and writes on his hand. "Note to self: think of words that rhyme with life."
"Dude, isn't that the Hannah hand?" A fan asks while shaking his shoulder as Oliver takes a second look at his 'Hannah hand' and grimaces before running towards the napkins, making some of his fans, and me, laugh.
"We interrupt this program for a breaking announcement." We heard the radio as we look at it from our spot. "For the past week, there's been a string of attacks all around Malibu at chewing gum factories, resulting in low gum stocks." Oliver grins gratefully. "According to witnesses, a frog-like monster was responsible for the attacks, which hospitalized over a hundred workers." Everyone pales at the thought. "What's this? It appears that one of our reporters have caught sight of the monster hopping to a Big Red factory. Big Red workers, if you are listening, evacuate the premises immediately." The radio returns to music, getting almost everyone to forget the report.
"Imagin?" I asked my partners.
"Most likely." Resisting the urge to nod at Urataros' answer, I look at Miley and Lilly.
"Listen, I'm gonna go use the restroom." I lied, jerking my thumb towards the stalls. "Don't wait for me!" Before Miley or Lilly could respond, I immediately rushed towards the stall and barged in, thankful that no one was using it. "Let's see." I muttered, seeing the time on my watch.
04:04:01
"Perfect!" Once the seconds reached 4, I opened the stall door. Instead of the Surf Shop, I'm greeted by a desert with white sands and a rainbow sky.
This is the Sands of Time.
A kind of melody filled the air as train tracks formed in front of me as the Den-Liner stopped.
"Ready Momotaros?" I asked as I walk into the front car, Momotaros already there.
"Oh yeah." Momotaros smirked before jumping into my body, my vision tinting red as I take out the Belt and Pass.
"Henshin."
=SWORD FORM=
My armor materializing, I got onto the Den-Bird before I drove off.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Was all a poor worker could scream out before a long tongue wrapped around his neck and threw him against the wall, knocking him out along with some other workers.
The one responsible, and sticking on a wall, is a monstrous being with a huge, bulbous green frog head with yellow eyes, black irises, a whip-like tongue, vines wrapped around it's torso like a sash, slimy green skin with blue spots on the joints, webbed hands and feet, three fingers and toes apiece, and double-jointed feet.
This is the Frog Imagin.
"Just a few more, and my Contract will be complete." The Frog Imagin noted emotionlessly as he hops off the wall and ricochets off some scaffolding.
*KNOCK-KNOCK*
"Hmm?" Humming in curiosity, the Frog Imagin hopped down to the front door and opened it… only to be greeted by an armored fist to the face, knocking it into a wall.
(P.O.V Change)
"I can't believe that actually happened!" I laughed, holding my stomach and using the Den-Gasher – Sword Mode to stay standing.
"I know!" Momotaros laughed.
"Ah, humor." Urataros sighed. "You always find it in the most unlikely of places."
"So you must be Den-O." The Frog Imagin stated the obvious as it slides off the wall and starts walking towards me.
~Battle Song: Double Action Sword Form~
"That's right. From start to finish, I'm at a climax!" I cried as I ran towards the Frog Imagin with the Den-Gasher in my hands. The Frog Imagin lashed out it's tongue as it whipped it around, lashing it at me. I lean back Matrix-style while sliding on my knees as the tongue passes by me. I could've sworn I heard the wind whistle as it nearly touches me and before it retracts the tongue.
I get back up while running as I slash at the Frog Imagin's side, only for it to do a cartwheel in the air as it spat it's tongue towards my side. Due to the range being so short, I was unable to dodge as the tongue knocked me down against the floor with the force of a bullet.
I think I heard a few ribs crack as I get to a knee.
"Above you!" Kintaros yelled as I turn my head up to see the Frog Imagin on another column before it spat it's tongue towards me. Not falling for the same trick twice, I bring up the Den-Gasher and parry with the tongue. While parrying, I got back up as the tongue starts getting closer before I walked backwards, continuing the sword/tongue duel.
"Uh, that sounds so wrong!"
"Wait, how do you know what sex is?!" Momotaros asks me in surprise as I eventually got backed into a wall.
Before I could answer, the tongue slid on the Den-Gasher's flat side and got around my neck, choking me.
"Omar/Omar-kun/Omar-kouhai/Omar-niisan/Oji!" I heard my Imagin partners shout in worry as I held onto the tongue as the Frog Imagin.
"Any last words Den-O?" The Frog Imagin asked me as it hopped off the column and landed on the floor, the tongue somehow not moving from his jump.
"Only…five…" I choked out before using one hand to weakly take out the Rider Pass and wave it in front of the Belt.
=FULL CHARGE=
"My hissatsu attack…" I coughed as I put the Rider Pass away while red electricity began coursing through the sword. "…Part 2!" I finished as the blade shot off into the air. Shakily, I steered the blade towards the Frog Imagin, making it's tongue free my neck, much to my relief as it jumps away from the blade before inflating it's sack, much to my disgust before it spat out some kind of gelatin orb towards me. As the blade connects to the Den-Gasher, I barrel roll away from the wall as the gelatin ball splats over the wall. I look back to see… nothing happening to the wall.
Well, that was a waste of good gymnastics.
~End Theme~
"Hey, what happened to the music?!" Momotaros complains as my heart skips a beat.
Oh no… don't tell me…
I look up to see one of the roof panels open as the Frog Imagin climbs out, and from what I could see, it jumps away.
"Oh fudge it got away!" I cursed as I kicked a conveyor belt out of frustration.
"Don't worry, we'll find it." I sigh and nod at Momotaros' words before walking towards the exit. "Now how do you know about sex?"
"Urataros told me about that in case I bring a girl home after a date." I told him before feeling a small stinging sensation, Urataros cutting off the link.
"…what's sex?" Ryutaros innocently asks everyone in the link.
"You'll know what it is when you're older, child." Sieg advised him as I get out.
Back at Rico's Surf Shop during Den-O's fight with the Frog Imagin, Miley kept her pale expression, although for a different reason.
"The CD signing!" Miley realizes as she and Lilly look at each other. "If either he or Omar stare into my eyes, they might recognize me." Miley pointed out while jerking her pointer finger towards herself.
"It's never gonna happen." Lilly shakes her head dismissively as she prepares to leave.
Miley grabs Lilly's shoulder and pulled her back. "But what if it does?" She asks concerned.
"Maybe you could learn to love Oliver like I do with my brother's hamster." Lilly suggests while clenching a hand over her heart while looking away sadly, confusing Miley for a moment before she continued. "And here's the beauty part; if Oliver dies…" She points at Oliver before raising her hands and adding cheerfully. "…you won't have to bury him in the backyard."
Miley looks at Lilly weirdly, forgetting the subject of her confusion. "When you talk, do you hear it?" She asks before wagging her finger at her ear. "Or is there, like, a big roaring in your ears?" She rhetorically asks as Lilly rolls her eyes before they left.
At the Stewarts' living room, Mr. Stewart is sitting on his couch with his guitar, trying to make another Hannah Montana, only growing more frustrated after each failed attempt.
Been sittin' here all mornin' tryin' to write a song
Can't remember when it ever took me this dang long
Maybe I should just up and fly the coop
'Cause everything I've written sounds like-
"I got it, Dad." Jackson interrupted him as he barged in. "I got it." He closed the door before jogging over to his father. "Prepare to be blown away." Jackson grins as he leans against the couch from behind.
"This better be good, son. I was in the middle of a masterpiece." Mr. Stewart smoothly lied as he set the guitar down.
Jackson nods as he steps back. "Jackson Stewart, come on down." Jackson said in a commercial announcer's voice. "You are the proud owner of a brand new…" He posed dramatically. "…used car!" He walked around the couch and did dramatic hand gestures. "Yes, over the last 15 years this pre-owned beauty's been driven around by heavy smokers, and sloppy eaters and one Wilma McDermott whose cat popped out 6 kittens on the front seat. Yes, some stains just DON'T COME OUT!"
"And you're happy about that?" Mr. Stewart asked incredulously.
"Yes, I am!" Jackson answered before sitting down and returning to his normal voice. "Dad, it's mine. It's not perfect, but it's my own car, and I bought it with my own money." Jackson explained, making Mr. Stewart smile at his accomplishment.
"I'm proud of you son." Mr. Stewart nods proudly while patting Jackson's shoulder. "Especially the bought it with your own money part, unlike a certain Taros." He joked at first before scowling at the reference.
"Momo?" Jackson wondered.
"Well, he did get that money from a wrestling match." Mr. Stewart nods in agreement, recalling when Momotaros was caught underground wrestling once. "But I was actually talking about Urataros. Remember that rich girl he dated that got him a car for their one-month anniversary?" Mr. Stewart pointed out.
Jackson scowled. "That lucky bast–"
"What was that, son?" Mr. Stewart lightly glared as Jackson shook his head frantically. Mr. Stewart nods in triumph as he jerks a thumb towards the door. "Let's just go take a look at this puppy." Mr. Stewart suggested as they stand up.
"Oh, puppies!" Jackson snaps his fingers in remembrance. "That reminds me. And in the backseat–"
"I don't wanna know."
As the male Stewarts walk toward the red car outside the porch, Jackson imitated a trumpet while marching. "Voila!" Jackson waved towards the car.
"Yep, there she is." Mr. Stewart nods as he and Jackson walk to the sides of the car before he looks at the shotgun seat. "There's that stain." Mr. Stewart grimaced as Jackson nods before Cooper, Urataros and Kintaros runs to them.
(A/N: Think Leo Howard with Kintaros' traits)
"Where is it?" Cooper asks eagerly as the Taros look around.
"It's right here." Jackson smirked as he motions to the car.
The new arrivals notice the car. "This?" Cooper grimaced in disbelief while Urataros holds a snicker and Kintaros shakes his head.
"I know. I can't believe it's mine, either." Jackson chuckles, mistaking their disbelief for awe.
"And I can't believe you just bought a girl car." Urataros pointed out while waving to the car.
"Your masculinity just went down 2 bars." Kintaros added as he gives two thumbs down.
"What?" Jackson asks in confusion.
"They're right, Jackson, only girls drive this thing." Cooper agreed before counting his fingers. "It's a chick-mobile, a babe bucket, a skirt scooter."
"You might as well have bought a bra with tires." Kintaros shakes his head.
"Or a stick shift di-" Kintaros slapped a hand over Urataros' mouth as Mr. Stewart looks at the blue-wearing teen weirdly.
"You three are so wrong." Jackson disagreed as he and Mr. Stewart walked around the back of the car. "This is totally a guy's car. When I was driving home there was guys honking and waving and giving me kissy faces." Jackson grimly counted, realizing the truth. "Oh, no, Dad! Tell me I didn't just buy a chick car?" Jackson pleaded while looking at Mr. Stewart.
"You didn't buy a chick car." Mr. Stewart said evenly as he folded his arms.
"Well, now say it like you mean it." Jackson begged as Mr. Stewart and the others glanced at each other.
"I'd like to son, but…" Mr. Stewart shrugged helplessly. "You know how ladies like to have the final word." Mr. Stewart honked the horn, much to Jackson's terror and the others' amusement.
"Thank you so much, I love you all, thank you!" Hannah waved to a crowd as she, Robby and Lola, who is carrying Thor, entered the limo. "Thank you!" She added as Robby closed the door.
"Let's boogie, driver!" Robby called out as they put on seat belts while the limo drives.
"That was great." Hannah laughs as she takes off her hat and wig. "Oliver stared right into my eyes and never had a clue." Miley waved off as Lola smiles in agreement.
"Kind of like the look he has in Spanish." Lola recalled.
"No comprendo." The girls laugh with their hands up.
Lola slowly frowns. "I wonder what happened to Omar, though." The Stewarts frown in agreement. During the signing, Omar came with a scarf around his neck, and he NEVER wears a scarf, or anything that covers his neck unless he was hiding something. Not to mention, when he thought no one was looking, he rubbed his side in pain.
"He probably got into another fight." Robby guessed. They all know that Omar can't keep to himself when there's trouble, and often gets into fights, mostly at school or around their hangouts since Momotaros usually picks fights practically everywhere.
Heck, one time, when Omar, Miley, Lilly and Oliver were getting home, a group of muggers that Omar beat up once ambushed them. They mostly ganged up on Omar and used cheap blows. Even though Omar had it, his friends helped. That was the first time the girls and Oliver ever threw a punch at someone. That time was also why they joined Omar in self-defense classes since they want to be able to protect themselves.
Before they could remember any further, Oliver stuck his head through the limo's moonroof, scaring them.
"AAH!" The girls yelled in shock as Miley brings Thor up her face while Lola puts the hat on her.
"Better pull over, driver!" Robby ordered as he hides the wig behind him.
"Don't be scared. it's me." Oliver tries to assure them as they fix Miley's disguise. "Oliver Oken." He introduced himself, Hannah setting her wig before Lola takes Thor from Hannah's face, making Oliver sigh dreamily. "Wow. you're even more beautiful upside down."
If Omar was here, everyone was pretty sure that he'd bonk Oliver in the head. And maybe neck-chop him for good measure.
"Oh, thank you, you're so sweet." Lola smiles gratefully, the limo stopping.
"He was talking to me." Hannah remarks as Lola looks at her before turning back to Oliver. "Look, you are very sweet, but I have a boyfriend." Hannah lied, hoping that would persuade Oliver from his obsession.
Oliver blinks in confusion. "A boyfriend? Wait. I don't understand. Then why'd you kiss me?" Oliver asks in confusion.
"I didn't." Hannah shakes her head before taking Thor. "The dog did." Hannah brought Thor up Oliver's face as the dog licks Oliver's chin, making him widen his eyes in shock as he recognizes the sensation.
"Aw, man." Oliver whined. "Omar was right! Now I owe him 20 bucks!" Hannah, Lola and Robby look at each other in confusion as above the moonroof, Oliver pats his wallet sadly. "I can hear my wallet crying now."
After his failure of a poem, Omar confronted Oliver about the kiss and Oliver, as thick as stone, believed that Hannah liked the poem, no matter how many flaws Omar pointed out. In fact, he believed it so much that Oliver made a bet that if he could prove Hannah kissed his hand, then Omar would give him 20 bucks. If not, then he'd give Omar 20 bucks instead.
"I'm sorry." Hannah apologizes as she fixes her hat, accidentally turning her wig. "I was trying not hurt your feelings." Lola grimaces as she tries to fix Hannah's wig. "It's just that I'm just not interested. OK?"
"OK. I get it." Oliver nods in solemn understanding.
"Now get down off the roof, son, before you dent it." Robby ordered as he took Thor. "This is a rental."
"Fine. I won't bother you anymore." Oliver sighed as he tries to climb up.
"If it helps, the dog hasn't stopped talking about you." Lola informed Oliver, making Hannah stare at her in disbelief.
Oliver sighs in defeat. "You must think I'm pathetic." Oliver thought out-loud as he shakes his head.
"No, I think you're sweet." Hannah complimented as she moves some strands away from her face. "And maybe if I didn't have a boyfriend, then-"
"I'd have a chance with you?" Oliver immediately assumed.
"I never said that." Hannah said in horror.
"But you implied it, and that's good enough." Oliver countered dreamily while shaking his head. "I'll wait for you forever." Oliver sighs dreamily.
"OK, that's it!" A familiar voice snapped outside the limo as Oliver gets pulled out of the moonroof before–
CHOP!
–getting a neck-chop from Omar, who was sitting cross-legged on the rooftop the whole time pretending to talk to Urataros on the phone while in reality, was actually discussing the Frog Imagin's attack pattern and finding out where it'll strike next. Unfortunately, he was so into the discussion that he didn't hear most of the conversation.
Keyword: Most.
(P.O.V Change)
"Sorry for my friend there." I politely apologized as I put my cellphone away while throwing Oliver's limp body off the moonroof… but not before taking 20 bucks from his wallet.
"He's not dead, is he?" Lola asks me as she, Hannah and the Manager stick their heads through the moon-roof.
"Don't worry. He's just unconscious." I assured them as they sighed in relief.
"Thanks, Omar." Hannah smiles at me gratefully.
"How do you know my name?" I raised an eyebrow, making her blush and stutter for an answer.
I couldn't help but find it cute.
"The banquet you threw at Hannah had your name and number in it." Lola answered for her.
…wow, that's some nasty déjà vu.
"Blame my brother for that." I grumbled as I crossed my arms. "He has an 'obsession' of sorts with getting you to be my girlfriend. Don't get me wrong; you're beautiful and all, but I'd rather know a celebrity before asking her out." Hannah blushes at my statement and compliment while the Manager respectfully nods.
"Your brother?" Lola raises an eyebrow in confusion, probably wanting to change the subject. "You mean that guy that was driving you to our limo last night?"
Is it just me, or do I hear something fake in her voice?
"Yeah." I nodded, putting that thought away for later. "And before you comment on our looks and last names, that's because I was adopted into the family and kept my birth name." I mentioned the last part sadly.
Hannah and the manager look at me with sympathy. "I'm sorry." Hannah offered. "I know what it's like to lose a parent. My mom got killed in an accident a few years ago."
"Ouch." I sympathetically grimaced. "Sorry for bringing up bad memories."
"It's okay." Hannah sadly smiles.
I nod before realizing something. "Oh yeah, I got something for you." Reaching into my jacket, I took out a familiar scarf and pair of sunglasses, surprising the three. "I managed to track down the whereabouts of your stuff. Had some help from my brothers, too. Wanted to give this back when I had the chance." I explained as I handed her the accessories.
"Thanks you!" Hannah chirps as she takes the accessories before hugging me. I feel her stiffen along with me before she pulls back and blushes in embarrassment. "S-sorry about that!" Hannah apologized as she looked away nervously.
"It's alright. You were caught in the heat of the moment." I felt my cheeks heat up. For some reason, that hug felt… familiar.
"Ah, if only Oliver can follow your example." Sieg sighs sadly.
"Speaking of Oliver, you know what that kid needs?" Urataros snorts.
"What?" Ryutaros asked.
"A real girlfriend." Urataros answered, leaving a long mental silence.
…what?
Momotaros scoffed. "Dude, that is–"
"BRILLIANT!" I interrupted out-loud, frightening the celebrities slightly. "Sorry, I just thought of a good solution to end Oliver's obsession with you." Before they could ask what it is, I jumped off the limo and landed on the sidewalk. "See ya!" I waved towards them as I ran home.
"So let me get this straight." Miley folds her arms as she and I walk in the school hallway the next day, me carrying both our bags and not wearing the scarf anymore since my neck healed overnight. "You think that by getting Oliver a girlfriend, he'll stop chasing Hannah Montana?"
"Yup." I nod while putting both hands behind my head. "Oliver gets a girlfriend, Hannah doesn't get chased anymore; everyone wins." I shrugged while letting my hands down as we survey the hall for Oliver.
"I'm in!" Miley smiles in agreement, making me raise an eyebrow before shrugging.
Better not look a gift-horse in the mouth.
"Haven't trouble with your locker, Chad?" We heard Oliver as we enter the locker room to see Oliver by Chad as the latter tries to open his locker.
"Yeah, could you…" Chad trailed off nervously as he recalls yesterday's events.
"He could talk." I gasped in fake surprise. "I thought that his mouth is only good for gum-chewing." Miley giggles at my joke, making me blush as I rub the back of my head.
"Well, Locker Man is on the job…" Oliver pretends to think as he backs away. "But not for you, sucker!" Oliver laughs while pointing at Chad, making him groan.
"Rejected!" I imitated an announcer while cupping my mouth to imitate a megaphone, making Miley giggle again as Oliver backs towards us before Miley grabs his shoulders.
"Oliver, see that girl Pamela over there?" Miley asks Oliver as she points at one of our classmates. "She thinks you're cute." She whispered into Oliver's ear even though I heard it loud and clear.
"Can't say that I disagree." Oliver purses his lips together and nods in agreement. "Too bad I'm already cruising down the Hannah highway." Oliver chuckles arrogantly as he fakes driving a car and honking a horn, making me facepalm.
"What about Kyla Goodwin?" Miley points at another of our classmates as we follow her to the other side of the gate. "She is so desperate she'll go out with anybody." She emphasized by punching his shoulder lightly.
Oliver nods in approval while gazing at Kyla. "My type of woman." Oliver commented before he chuckled. "Too bad I'm taken." Oliver gently pushed Miley off him as he walks away.
Lilly walks by us until Miley grabs her. "Hey, what about Lilly?" Miley asks Oliver as she pulled them together. "You guys would be perfect together."
"Excuse me?" Lilly questions us in confusion, unaware of our plan.
"You're both stubborn." Miley pointed out as I nod in agreement.
"I am not." Oliver and Lilly folded their arms in denial.
"See, you always agree with each other." Miley added as I shake my head in amusement.
"No, we don't!"
"You both said the exact same thing at the exact same time twice." I deadpanned, making them blush in embarrassment. "I fail to see how you don't see any sparks in each other." Oliver and Lilly stubbornly fold their arms before backing away.
"He's/She's like a brother/sister to me." Oliver and Lilly admitted before pulling away from Miley.
"And that's smart…" Miley nods in agreement before huddling to Oliver, much to my displeasure. "…because what if one friend loved another friend, but they didn't get love back?" Miley 'rhetorically' asks him.
"Then things will go to Awkwardville, and the friends can't be friends anymore." I answered for her, even though the question was meant for Oliver.
"And there is nothing more important than our friendship, Oliver." Miley tells Oliver while patting his shoulders.
"Oh, man, you love me!" Oliver immediately assumed while grimacing.
…WHAT?!
"Eww…" The girls grimace in disgust, much to my relief as Miley backs away from Oliver.
"No!" Miley lowly yelled at him. "I mean, I do love you, but like a brother or a pet fish." Miley corrected. "You know, I'd cry if I had to flush you down the toilet, but I didn't want to kiss you." Miley grimaces at the thought along with Lilly… which would explain why I have this sudden urge to punch someone in the face.
Specifically Oliver.
Oliver sighs in relief while holding his heart, much to my anger. "That's a relief because you're my buddy." Oliver playfully punches Miley's shoulder. "And I think Hannah and you could wind up being close friends."
"Closer than you think." Lilly grins as if she knows something we don't. Does she?
"Great." Oliver nods in approval, not noticing the tone. "Once Hannah and I are together, we'll have you over for some sushi." Oliver told Miley as he does the finger-guns before turning away. "Yeah." Oliver fist-pumped while heading to his locker.
"This plan is going to be harder than I thought." I rub the back of my head in frustration.
"What plan?" Lilly blinks in confusion.
"Getting Oliver a girlfriend so he can stop chasing…" I trailed off as Oliver opens his locker, making me point at the Hannah picture on the door. "Her." I finished as the girls follow my finger and cringe.
"Soon, my love, we'll be together." Oliver sighs dreamily while the girls and I shake our heads in annoyance.
Out of the corner, Chad walks up to Oliver's locker, takes out a piece of gum from his mouth, and puts it on the picture's teeth, giving the image of a gap-toothed Hannah. "You enjoy that." Chad clicks his tongue and fingers at the picture before walking away. "Especially since it's my last piece." Chad laughed before turning in a corner.
"This isn't over, pal!" Oliver points at the direction Chad left accusingly before looking back at the picture. "Good-bye." Oliver sighs sadly before taking off the picture, revealing… another one under it?! "Hello again." Oliver grins at the picture, making me facepalm before dragging my hand down.
"I know that look." I heard Miley as I take my hand off to see Lilly, arms folded, having a face that I recognize all too well.
"Me too. Either that tomboyish brain of yours popped up an idea, or you gotta do business with a Superbowl." I joked as Miley giggles.
"Oliver is totally about to get turned off from Hannah Montana." Lilly nods mischievously before hopping in place. "And I really gotta go." She squeaked before running off.
"Omar." I jerked my head up as I heard Momotaros' voice. "We figured out where the Frog Imagin's next target would be."
"Really?" I asked him hopefully.
"Correct, kouhai." Urataros answered. "You see, after marking the factories the Frog Imagin attacked this week, I concluded that the next likely target would be the Winterfresh factory." Urataros explained.
"How'd you find out?" Kintaros asked him.
Urataros sadly sighed. "That is the only factory left that didn't get destroyed."
My blood runs cold. "Does that mean…"
"Yes." I'm pretty sure Urataros nodded as the situation became grim. "If we don't find the Contract Holder before the Frog Imagin completes it's Contract, then that will be one more person erased from Time."
*Commercial Break*
At the Stewarts' porch, Jackson drove the car with Mr. Stewart in shotgun and Kintaros in the back before he parked the car into the porch.
"I can't believe he wouldn't take the car back." Jackson sighed as they unbuckled their seat-belts. "I thought I made a very convincing argument." Jackson grunts as the Stewarts open the doors and get out of the car while Kintaros climbed out of it.
"You call begging on your hands and knees for a do-over an argument?" Kintaros raises an eyebrow in amusement as the Stewarts close the doors before Jackson folds his arms in defeat.
"Hey there, neighbor." An unwelcome voice called out, making the three look at the direction.
Jackson groans. "Oh, man, it's Mr. Dontzig." Jackson walks around the back to get a better look before grimacing. "And he's wearing his robe again." He warned them as Kintaros rolls his eyes.
"Yeah, well, count your blessings, at least this time it's the long one." Mr. Stewart assured Jackson with hands on hips as he and Kintaros walks to him.
"So, Stewart family." Mr. Dontzig greeted the Stewarts as he walks down the porch, carrying a newspaper before noticing Kintaros. "Hello, Kintaros." Mr. Dontzig smiles and waves.
"Hello, Mr. Dontzig." Kintaros nods in respect.
Mr. Dontzig owns a dojo that Kintaros visits at least twice a week. In exchange for using it, Kintaros did some work around his place. During the times he visit, Mr. Dontzig and Kintaros exchange tips on sumo wrestling. It was surprising to everyone that Mr. Dontzig was a seven-time sumo-wrestling champion until he retired and moved to Malibu, wanting to get a fresh start.
"What would another leaf–" Mr. Dontzig brings up a leaf."–from your tree be doing in my hot tub?" He questions the Stewarts, refocusing on the reason he's here.
"Well, I don't know." Mr. Stewart raises his hands defensively before joking. "Uh, maybe it wanted to party!" The Stewarts start dancing as Mr. Dontzig and Kintaros blankly stares at them, making them stop dancing. "Ah, come on, Dontzig, just trying to be neighborly." Mr. Stewart tried lightening the mood.
"That's nice." Mr. Dontzig falsely smiles and nod. "But I hate neighbors." He glares at the Stewarts. "Except for him." He points at Kintaros before continuing. "That's why I got the big hedge." He points at the hedge momentarily. "So something needs to be done about this."
"Yeah, and I think something needs to be done about this." Mr. Stewart retorted, motioning to the robe as he walks towards Mr. Dontzig. "I would recommend possibly some sit-ups or maybe a bigger robe."
Mr. Dontzig sarcastically laughs. "Ha ha, very neighborly." He looks past Mr. Stewart to notice the car. "Ooh, got a new car." Mr. Stewart walks to the car side. "You know, my wife–" He pats the car with his newspaper. "–she had a car just like this. Traded it in. She thought it was too girly." Mr. Dontzig looks at the Stewarts, making them worryingly glance at each other. "GET YOUR LEAVES OUT OF MY HOT TUB!" Mr. Dontzig yelled at the Stewarts before walking away.
"I'll have you know that we Stewart men don't define ourselves by the types of cars we drive." Mr. Stewart defended his son as Mr. Dontzig leaves his sight. "That's it; this dolly-wagon's going back where it came from." Mr. Stewart grunts as he enters the driver's seat.
"Hypocrite." Kintaros facepalms, wondering why he went with the Stewarts in the first place.
"But the salesperson already said no." Jackson reminded his father as the latter puts on his seat-belt.
"To you, not to me." Mr. Stewart countered. "Face it, son, I'm a bit more intimidating." Kintaros nods in agreement as Mr. Stewart honks the horn. "Lord, take me now." Mr. Stewart pleaded to the sky before driving off, Jackson and Kintaros waving.
At a spot in the beach, Lilly is hiding behind a bush, keeping an eye out.
Suddenly, Oliver ran towards her. "I came as fast as I could!" Lilly stepped away from the bush as Oliver looks around. "Is she still here?" Oliver whispers to Lilly's ear.
"Right down there." Lilly jerks her thumb towards the beach.
"I can't believe you saw Hannah Montana break up with her boyfriend right here on our beach at the exact moment I was getting home from the orthodontist." Oliver shakes his head in disbelief, not knowing that Lilly was 'stalking' him for the plan.
"I know." Lilly shrugs. "Knock knock, who's there? Fate."
"Fate, who?" Oliver asks, not getting the joke.
Lilly rolls her eyes. "Just go." Lilly grinned while pushing Oliver forward.
"This is it."
"Good luck, Oliver."
"But remember; if things don't work out, you're still Smokin' Oken." Lilly smirks reassuringly.
"Thanks, but, it's gonna work out." Oliver countered as he stepped forward before Lilly pulls him back.
"Absolutely." Lilly nods in agreement, resisting the urge to pull an Omar.
"Achoo!" I sneezed, being on top of the Winterfresh factory and keeping an eye out for the Frog Imagin. Did someone use my name as a verb?
"But if it doesn't, Smokin' Oken." Lilly grimaces at first before nodding in confidence at Oliver's nickname as she pulls away and clicks her pointer fingers towards Oliver. "'Nuff said." Oliver looks at Lilly weirdly before she left. Taking a few breathes as he notices someone on a lawn chair facing away, Oliver walks towards them, assuming that it's Hannah.
"Hi, it's me, Oliver." Oliver introduced himself. "I heard about your break up and I'm here for you. If you need a hug, my arms are open." Oliver told the person as he spreads his arms before the person leans away and turns their head, revealing the person to be male, much to Oliver's embarrassment.
"Get away from me." The guy requested, weirded out.
Oliver nervously chuckles. "Heh, I can do that." Oliver gives two thumbs up as the guy leaves. As soon as the guy gets out of his sight, Oliver mentally facepalmed. How could he mistake that strawberry blonde for a normal blonde?
That's right. Oliver is a Bleach fan like Omar. However, unlike Omar, who only watches it during weekends when he's bored, Oliver watches it daily, which made the mentioned teen berate himself for making the mistake. Then again, Ichigo Kurosaki is the only, at least fictional, person he knows that has strawberry blonde hair.
Wanting to forget the embarrassment, Oliver looked around the beach before noticing a blonde girl, recognizing the gender reading a magazine that's covering her face. Curiosity overtaking him, Oliver slowly walks towards the girl.
"Hannah?" Oliver asks hopefully, not wanting to repeat his earlier mistake. The girl lowers the magazine, much to Oliver's relief and horror, the former because the girl is Hannah, the latter because she's chewing gum!
"Hi!" Hannah smiled before pointing at him in recognition. "The kid from the moon roof. Look at you all right-side up." Hannah smacks gum as she speaks, Oliver backing away to lean against a big rock, although he couldn't help but notice that Hannah's breath smells like mint, much to his minor delight. Probably the Winterfresh brand since the others are temporarily discontinued. As much as Oliver hates gum, he hopes that the frog monster gets brought to justice.
"Aw, where are my manners?" Hannah sighed before standing up. "Sit down, sweetie." Hannah pulls Oliver away from the rock and pushes his down to her chair. "Join the party." Hannah gets down to the sand. "Here, you want some gum?" Hannah asks as she takes out a stick of gum from her purse before raising it close to Oliver's mouth. "Load yourself up."
"I didn't know you liked gum. I've surfed all your websites, and none of them mentioned you're a chewer." Oliver told her as he spat the word in disgust while leaning his head away from the gum nervously, unintentionally revealing more of his obsession.
"Oh, I'm a chewer, all right." Hannah smirks, seeing that the plan is working and hiding her fear. "I love to chew. I chew all the time, like a train." She fist-pumped like a train whistle. "Chew, chew, chew! I chew in the morning, the afternoon, the evening. If it can be chewed, it's in my mouth!" Hannah brags as she breathes at Oliver's face.
"Good to know." Oliver nods nervously before getting up and backing away. "You might want to think about updating some of your websites."
"Why? Does it bother you?" Hannah asks as she knee-walks towards Oliver, following him as he walks backwards. "It really turns off some people. They can't even be around me. They love me, but I disgust 'em." Hannah shakes her head in amusement.
"Well, I'm not like that." Oliver stops and looks at Hannah's shades determinedly.
Hannah stands up and momentarily lowers her shades in disbelief. "You're not? Because it's OK if you are." Hannah tries to assure Oliver as she pats his neck.
"No, relationships are about sacrifice." Oliver told her firmly as he steps forward, Hannah backing against the rock. "And I accept you. Just the way you are." Oliver puts a hand on Hannah's shoulder comfortingly.
"Good to know." Hannah nods in shock and disappointment that the plan is failing.
"You guys sense him anywhere?" I question my Imagin partners as I lean against a glass panel while looking at the sky.
"I can sense he's nearby, but I can't tell where specifically." Momotaros told me. "Either it's already here or my Imagin-sense is somehow scrambled."
I raised an eyebrow at the Spider-Man reference before looking through the glass for the first time and, surprisingly, see the Frog Imagin in there wrecking stuff?! How did it get in without me noticing?!
"Look at your left." Kintaros told me. I look at the wall to my left to see one of the vent covers opened and coated in slime.
"It must've squeezed through the vents and used that slime to make itself slippery." Sieg summarized.
"Huh, so I guess that wasn't a waste of gymnastics after all." I recall nonchalantly. If that slime hit me, then I might've been unable to hold my weapon.
"It's getting away." Kintaros said as I look to see the Frog Imagin preparing to leap through the side window.
OH NO IT WON'T!
I pressed the blue button on the Den-O Belt, preparing to use another form.
=ERROR=
WHAT?!
=ERROR=
=ERROR=
"Where's that kame-yaro?!" Momotaros demanded the other Imagins as I decided to stop and started chasing the Frog Imagin over the rooftops, focusing my super-strength into my legs to hop from rooftop to rooftop.
"Kintaros, you were with him last. Do you know his current location?" Sieg asks.
"Last time I saw him, he was heading to the Stewarts' place." Kintaros told everyone.
"Why don't we just call him?" Ryutaros asks as if it was obvious.
"Brat…" Momotaros started slowly. "Our telepathic range is almost limitless and can only be blocked by the ones in them. What makes you think kame-yaro would answer a phone call from any one of us?" He pointed out.
"…good point." Ryutaros agreed as everyone kept silent to prevent distracting me.
"How do you like me now?" Hannah demanded through gritted teeth to Oliver, who is laying on the sand trying to take the black gum off his face, after trying repeatedly to gross him out with her gum chewing. She hopes this works since that was her last piece of gum.
"I… I… I…" Oliver stutters as he struggles before finally removing the gum. "Still love you!" Oliver declared proudly much to Hannah's dismay. He was willing to sacrifice his disgust for her?
Well, actually, now that she put it like that, it did sound kind of… sweet.
"What does it take with you? What more do I have to do?!" Hannah yelled as she grasped Oliver's shoulders and shook him. "You and Hannah Montana are never gonna be together!"
"Why not?" Oliver blinks in confusion and sadness.
"Because…" Coming up with nothing, Hannah sighed and backed away, deciding to follow Omar's advice when she had to keep some things secret from everyone but him momentarily.
"The truth is like relocating a limb. It feels painful at first, but you'll feel relief soon after."
"I'm Hannah Montana." Hannah told Oliver as she removes her wig and sunglasses, revealing her identity to the boy. "Me. Miley." Miley emphasized as Oliver drops his jaw in disbelief and feels like fainting…
"Breaking news!" The radio declared, drawing their attention. "The Winterfresh factory has been attacked with several workers critically injured, and more hospitalized." Miley and Oliver pale. "As of now, the chewing gum industries of Malibu has now been discontinued until the factories are repaired." Miley walked over and turned off the radio as she sighed in relief that she didn't need anymore gum.
"Looks like you don't need to worry about…" Miley pales as she notices a certain Imagin standing behind Oliver intimidatingly.
"What?" Oliver asked in confusion, recovered from his shock.
"Fr-fr-fr-fr-fr-fr-fr-fr-" Miley stuttered in fear.
"Fro-yo?" Oliver guessed.
"Fr-fr-fr-fr-fr-fr-fr-fr-"
"Freeze?" Oliver guessed, making the Frog Imagin face-palm and earning the proper reaction from Miley.
"FROG MONSTER!" Miley shouted while pointing at the Imagin, making Oliver blink before he slowly turns his head.
"Contract complete." Before Oliver could scream like a little girl, some strange line of light emitted from his body in a way so it looked like it split his form down the middle. The Frog Imagin reaching out his hands into the line on Oliver's body before opening him like some kind of door, which freaked Miley out a little bit, revealing a green vortex of some kind.
"Oliver!" Miley screamed in worry as the Frog Imagin prepares to hop through.
"HYAH!" Den-O yelled as he jumps from apparently nowhere and kicks the Frog Imagin away, resulting in the vortex closing.
(P.O.V Change)
"Ore Sanjou!" I declared as Miley runs towards Oliver as he falls to the sand.
"Oliver, are you okay?" Miley shakes Oliver in worry.
"I'm fine, I'm fine!" Oliver retorted as he took Miley's hands off him as he stands up.
"We need to stop meeting like this." I joked as Miley looks at me with an embarrassed blush.
"You know him?!" Oliver retorted while lightly glaring at Miley.
"I saved her and her friend's life a few days ago." I answered for Miley as she nods in agreement. "So Oliver was the Contract Holder this entire time."
"Makes sense." Momotaros scoffs. "He's practically the only one in the entire universe that has a fear of gum." I nod in agreement, mentally facepalming for not putting two and two together sooner.
"BEHIND YOU!" I heard Miley yell, alerting me as I turn around and get hit by a slime ball, the slime covering my armor.
"Oh crud!" I swore as I tried to bring up the Den-Gasher, only for it to slip out of my hands and fall to the sand.
"Obstacle unarmed." The Frog Imagin stated the obvious before it wrapped it's tongue around a nearby table.
Uh-oh…
The next thing I know, the Frog Imagin swung the table like a frisbee towards me, hitting my ribs as I got thrown to the water, skidding along the surface before I eventually fell in the water.
Uh, what is it with this guy and ribs?! I'm pretty sure some are broken right now!
"On the bright side, at least the slime is washing off." Momotaros tried to lighten the mood as I rubbed my fingers together, not feeling slippery anymore.
"True, but that's pointless if Omar-kouhai can't get to Oliver in time." Kintaros pointed out as I tried doggy-paddling to shore, being too slow.
Realizing I have no other choice, I took a deep breath.
"Urataros, where are you?!" I cried out, making a Scooby-Doo reference.
"You called, kouhai?" I heard Urataros' voice in my head, much to my relief.
"Kame-yaro!" Momotaros yells in anger. "Where were you this whole time?!"
"Helping Mr. Stewart turn Jackson's girl car into a manly one." Urataros answered.
Wait, what?!
"But don't fret, because I am currently available." Urataros told us before I could question him.
I pressed the blue button, starting up an aquatic theme compared to the usual Den-Liner music from the Belt. I grabbed the Pass and moved it over the Buckle once more.
=ROD FORM=
As a blue light emitted from the Terminal Buckle, Momotaros left my body and headed back to Den-Liner as Urataros took his place, my tinted vision switching from red to blue. While I reorient myself in the water, my Sword Form armor popped off with my peach Den-Kamen vanishing while my armor turned around so that the yellow and black side would go onto my chest. However, before it attached on, the yellow chest opened up to reveal blue and orange turtle shell themed armor before the armor attached to my chest while the Sword Form armor snapped onto the back. This time, a blue 'turtle' with silver flippers rode on the tracks on my helmet before the shell opened up and the fins flipped around so that the long sharp tips faced up revealing orange lenses with an aqua hexagon on the forehead.
I am now Kamen Rider Den-O – Rod Form!
I begin to swim towards the surface.
As the Frog Imagin jumped out of the water and onto some nearby rocks, he turned back, observing the ocean to see no traces of the Kamen Rider.
"Obstacle eliminated." The Frog Imagin noted as Miley gasped in horror.
"No, that can't be true!" Oliver clenches his fist, silently blaming himself for the hero's decease.
Suddenly, Den-O emerges from the water with a slightly different appearance and lands by the Frog Imagin and humans.
As the Frog Imagin gasped, Den-O turned around to reveal his Rod form to the Imagin and humans.
"Omae, boku ni tsuraretemiru?" Den-O quoted.
(P.O.V Change)
"DEN-O!" Miley smiled at the sight of me, making me blush. "YOU'RE ALIVE!" Miley somewhat squealed as I nod.
"Wait, am I turning color blind, or are you blue?" Oliver asked me as I helmet-palm.
"Sword Form isn't my only armor, you idiot!" I scolded as Oliver shamefully nods while I pick up the Den-Gasher and re-assemble it to Rod Mode.
~Battle Song: Double-Action Rod Form~
"From start to finish, I'm at a Climax!" I declared proudly as Oliver looks around for the source of the music.
"Where's that music coming from?" Oliver questions no one.
"It's like last time." Miley raises an eyebrow. "Only it's a different song."
"Kisama!" The Frog Imagin, for the first time, cursed angrily as it squats, getting ready to jump into the water to retreat.
"I don't think so!" I grunted as I swung the Den-Gasher and, much to the civilians' surprise, it released a reel and sinker that caught the Frog Imagin's sash before pulling it towards me before I delivered a reverse roundhouse kick to the Frog Imagin's gut, releasing it from the Den-Gasher.
"GAH!" The Frog Imagin grunts in pain as it holds it's stomach while glaring at me.
"Well look at that. Your face isn't frozen after all." I quipped as I heard Miley giggle.
"Kore o toru!" The Frog Imagin yelled as it spat it's tongue towards me, making the civilians gasp in worry. I swung the Den-Gasher around, using it to counter the tongue. Due to the infinite extension of the line, the battle was on equal terms of distance until…
"ACK!" The Frog Imagin retracted it's tongue before it stuck it out and spat the sand leaking out of the end of the tongue, a cut on it from the Den-Gasher.
"That thing is bleeding sand?" Oliver raises an eyebrow curiously. "What is it, some kind of Sandman frog?"
"I'm wondering that myself." Miley shrugged.
"Screw this!" The Frog Imagin cursed as it flicked it's arms down. "I'm out of here!" Without another word, the Frog Imagin spat a glob of slime towards me. Seeing a table close-by, I swung the Den-Gasher hook and caught the edge before swinging the table in front of me and the civilians like a shield, the slime glob splattering against it. When the table dropped, the Frog Imagin was already swimming away from the beach.
"You're not getting away this time!" I scowled as I sent a mental command to the Den-Liner.
~Pause Theme~
Suddenly, with the sound of Rod Form henshin music, a Den-Liner engine themed after my current form appeared from the water and drove on top of it. Then, a hovercraft in the shape of a giant blue/black turtle with orange eyes and flippers detached from the train before hovering over the water ready for me.
That's the Den-Liner Isurugi and Radome.
"Whew, neat." Oliver whistles in awe as Miley nods in agreement.
I made a big leap and landed on Radome's back before looking at my civilian friends. "Hop on."
"…what?" With that, I swung the Den-Gasher towards Miley as the 'hook' snagged Miley's belt before I pulled her towards me.
"Miley!" Oliver quickly grabbed Miley's waist before she got off the ground, resulting in the civilians landing on the Radome in front of me on their bottoms. "What the heck, man?!" Oliver snapped at me as he let go of Miley's waist, much to my relief.
"That monster is after you. If I left you alone, the monster might return and finish it's business." I explained as Oliver awed in understanding.
"I get it now." Nodding in agreement, we head out on the water in search for the escaping Imagin.
~Continue Theme~
"Over there!" Looking at where Miley pointed, I spotted a spot of moving water darker than the rest in the shape of my target. Part of it shifted slightly, probably the head since it started swimming faster.
"He's getting away!" Oliver yelled stating the obvious.
Normally, I would retort with a "No sheep, Sherlock." but that would give away my identity.
"Aaa~ Is that a shipment of Big Red heading here?" I bluffed loud enough for the Imagin to hear.
"Where?!" The Frog Imagin asked, stopping long enough for me to take a good shot at him.
I readied Den-Gasher as if ready to cast the line off a fishing rod before swinging it and releasing a reel and sinker that snagged the Imagin by the sash very quickly. With a pull back, I threw the Imagin out of the water and onto a closeby empty fishing bay.
"Kisama! How cowardly!" The Frog Imagin retorted as he got back up as I jumped off the Radome and landed by the edge, the civilians climbing off Radome as it floated over to a parking space that's empty.
"In a life-or-death scenario, you should never hold back against your opponent." I harshly quoted, getting the civilians to flinch at my tone before I did an overhead swing at the Frog Imagin's head, knocking it to the side before I thrust the sharp point at the Imagin's gut, knocking it down. I stabbed the Frog Imagin's gut, sand leaking out of the cuts before I held the sash, lifted it up and did a headbutt on it's noggin, stunning it momentarily. I let go of the sash as it stumbled backwards.
Deciding that the Frog Imagin was weakened enough, I took out the Rider Pass.
"This is your Final Judgement!"
I flashed the Pass in front of the Terminal Buckle again.
=FULL CHARGE=
After putting the Pass away, I prepared the Den-Gasher as if I was about to launch a spear with one hand ready to throw while the other was helping me aim. Blue lightning zapped from the Belt and into the Rod. Then, I threw the rod at the Frog Imagin. Once the rod impacted, it dug deeper until it was completely inside the Imagin, freezing it's position, with a large blue turtle shell bulls-eye marking where the final strike should be made.
"Shellshock Kick!"
I leap before executing a flying sidekick onto the hexagon target, shattering it, releasing the Den-Gasher while launching the Frog Imagin back into the water before it exploded underneath the water's surface.
Once the explosion occurred, a giant bronze eel-like kaijin emerged it's head from the water. It had obvious features that identified it with various other sea creatures as well.
That is the Leviathan-like Gigandeath known as Gigandeath Hades.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Miley screamed as she freezes in fear at the sight of the Gigandeath. The Gigandeath roared before diving back under the water.
"I think I need new pants." Oliver let out as Miley slowly walks away from him.
"Too much info, dude." I grimaced under my helmet as Oliver embarrassingly nods before I look at the Gigandeath. "You thinking what I'm thinking, Urataros?"
"Yes."
Suddenly, Isurugi emerged with Radome back in its place ready for action as the usual Den-Liner cars came driving up before the tracks of both trains merged and the engines linked up before I hopped inside the blue engine and mounted the Den-Bird…
…but not before taking a picture of my civilian friends' shocked faces as they watch from the shore.
With a press of a button, Radome emerged from Isurugi while staying linked as the rest of the Den-Liner weapons activated ready to fire. The birdie missile was the first that launched forcing the Gigandeath to dive under the water again, but it was still bombarded by the monkey's grenades. When the kaijin emerged again blasting fireballs, the dog rockets fired along with the normal Den-Liner engine's laser firing. Then, one more turn of the train, and Radome fired a double laser that cut the Gigandeath's head off causing it to explode, completely destroyed for good.
~End Theme~
"And that's the end of that." I flicked my wrist Faiz/W-style as I glance at my civilian friends before driving the Den-Liner back to the Sands of Time.
"So you were Hannah in the limo when I was upside down?" Oliver questions Miley, both currently walking to the latter's house since it's closer than the beach. Fortunately, no one is in the street they're walking, so they can have their conversation on the way.
"Yeah." Miley nods.
"And backstage when I was hanging out of the window?"
"Yep."
"And when I hid in your bass drum and rode on your tour bus all the way to Phoenix?" Oliver instantly regretted asking that, forgetting that he's the only one who knew it. When his parents asked where he was going, he lied about hanging out at Omar's place.
Miley did a double-take. "You did what?!"
"Nothing." Oliver squeaked before he shakes his head, changing the subject back. "How come you didn't tell me?" He asked, hurt and confusion in his voice.
"It's just that I knew you were so in love with Hannah, that I was afraid that you might…" Miley trailed off as she looks down.
"Be in love with you?" Oliver finished the question as Miley silently nods. "Do you think I am?"
"You tell me." Miley shrugs as she puts her hands in her jean pockets. "I mean, have you ever pictured yourself with Miley, your friend, the dork?"
"You're not a dork." Oliver frowned, certain that Omar would agree with him.
"Oh, come on." Miley rolls her eyes as she lifts her head. "What about the time I tripped in the biology lab and spilled frog juice all over you?" She reminded Oliver.
"Oh, right." Oliver chuckles before looking down. "Mom made me take off my pants in the school parking lot." He mumbled.
"Or when we were at Andrew's birthday party and you accidentally knocked me into the pool in your one-man stampede for the cake?" Miley raises an eyebrow.
"That's not fair!" Oliver snapped. "It was an ice cream log cake, and you know I have to get an end cut." Oliver folds his arms defensively.
"Come on, Oliver." Miley sighs as she catches up. "Let's face it- the girl that you thought you loved is walking with you and the truth is…" Miley breathes in and out momentarily. "…you don't love her."
"Wow." Oliver chuckles weakly. "I think you're right. That's 2 years of my life I'll never get back." He joked as Miley chuckles at his attempt to lighten the mood while putting her hands on her hips.
"Sorry about that." Miley meekly apologized as she moved her hands back. "So, what do you think? Are we gonna be OK?" Miley asks in concern as she and Oliver stop walking.
"Yeah. We're OK." Oliver nods as he and Miley hug, happy that their friendship isn't ruined.
"Anything?"
"Nope." Oliver shakes his head before chuckling. "In fact, it's a little awkward." He bluntly stated as he and Miley let go of each other and continue walking. "So who else knows about… you know?"
"Everyone in my whole family and Lilly." Miley answered in a heartbeat.
"Wait a minute!" Oliver and Miley stop walking as Oliver turns to Miley. "Your family, I get, but why does Lilly know?"
"Remember last week when Omar got you and Lilly tickets for my concert?" Miley asks as Oliver nods, recalling Urataros' distasteful face when he was picked up and Hannah's pale face. "Well, Lilly recognized the bracelet she gave me; I never took it off." Miley sighs sadly. "That was also the day a monster was 'contracted' to me."
Oliver widened his eyes, recalling what Den-O said. "You too?!"
"Yeah." Miley nods. "Except it looked like a raven than a frog." Oliver nods in understanding, figuring that these monsters come in multiple forms before realizing something.
"Wait, you mean that bird thing on the news last week was the monster?" Oliver asks, recalling listening to the news from radios about a 'bird-man' flying around Malibu. Miley solemnly nods, confirming his suspicions. "What was the contract?" Oliver asked nervously.
"…to have Lilly forget I was Hannah Montana."
Oliver flinched. "And how did the raven monster try to finish the contract?"
"…by dropping Lilly miles above the ground." Miley grimly answered as Oliver widened his eyes momentarily in fear before calming down.
"And I'm guessing that she was the friend Den-O saved last week?" Miley nods as Oliver sighs in relief before they continue walking. "It's good to know that Malibu has it's own Kamen Rider now." Oliver let out as Miley smiles in agreement before frowning in thought. When Den-O changed forms, his voice changed and Miley couldn't help but notice something… familiar about the tones.
'Eh, I'll just save that for later.' Miley shrugged as she looks at Oliver. 'I'm just grateful that whatever the monster was trying to do failed. I'd rather not lose one of my best friends.'
Omarnosian10: Sorry this took two months to get in, readers/viewers. The first episode transcript was found in a blog but that blog didn't have the second episode, so I had to look somewhere else and start from scratch.
Omar: And in case you're wondering when I flicked my wrist, no, Kamen Rider isn't a franchise in the Disney world. Why I know different Kamen Riders will be explained, although if some of you pieced it together, congrats.
Omarnosian10: Since no one, as far as I'm aware, send an Imagin yet, I've once again made my own. Here's the info of the Frog Imagin.
Appearance: Huge, bulbous green frog head with yellow eyes, black irises, a whip-like tongue, vines wrapped around it's torso like a sash, slimy green skin with blue spots on the joints, webbed hands and feet, three fingers and toes apiece, and double-jointed feet.
Motif Basis: Frog
Fable Basis: The Princess and the Frog
Methods (how it finishes it's contracts): It goes from farthest to closest to avoid interference.
Abilities/Weapons: It is able to spew out and coat itself in a slime that makes the target slippery, similar to Antberry from Power Rangers Samurai. It also has extraordinary leaping capabilities and an extendable tongue like Bullfrag from Ben 10.
Voice Actor: Peter MacNicol (voice of Amazo from Young Justice)
Contract Holder and Contract: Oliver Oken and to get rid of all bubblegum in Malibu.
Rider Ticket Date (may or may not be used): August 15, 1993
Omarnosian10: And it's not too late to send in an OC Imagin of your own! SMOKEBOMB!
At the Stewarts' porch, Jackson, Kintaros, Cooper and Urataros are playing basketball, the former two in offense and the latter two in defense.
"Where is my Dad? it's been hours!" Jackson whined as they switch sides. "He couldn't sell it, that's what it is. He couldn't sell it, and now he can't face me." Jackson assumed disappointingly.
"You don't know that." Cooper countered as he held the basketball under his arm. "Maybe something good happened."
"Cooper's right." Kintaros agreed as he stretched his back, no one aware of Urataros' grin. "Maybe he parked it somewhere and a bunch of cheerleaders stole it."
"You think so?" Jackson hopefully smiles… before frowning in disappointment at the sight of Mr. Stewart driving into the porch with the car. "Aw, here he comes. Still driving it!" Jackson groans as the teens move away from the parking spot as Mr. Stewart parks there before Jackson walks to him. "I knew it! Failure! you're a failure as a father!" Jackson declared as he points at his father accusingly
"Now take it easy son." Mr. Stewart raise a hand to calm Jackson down. "They wouldn't take the car back, but I did do something to beef it up a little bit." The teens looking at him curiously, Mr. Stewart honked the horn, letting out a truck horn sound.
"Dad, changing the horn is not gonna make it a guy car." Jackson bluntly commented as he looks between the car and father.
"I know, but this might." Mr. Stewart nods while grinning and looking at Urataros. "Wanna' do the honors?" Urataros copies Mr. Stewart while walking to the car and pressing a button.
Suddenly, the car began shaking as rap music played, much to the enjoyment of the previously unaware teens.
"Whoo-hoo, dang, this is tight!" Jackson whooped as the teens began grooving to the music. Mr. Stewart came out of the car
"Son, we primped your ride!" Mr. Stewart announced as he pats Urataros' shoulder.
"Oh, yes he did." Cooper laughs in amazement.
"It has over a dozen albums from every American singer." Urataros explained as he pushes up his glasses.
"I don't know whether or not this was worth leaving Omar hanging in the fight, Urataros." Kintaros commented.
Urataros shrugs. "Let Omar be the judge of that."
Jackson runs to the car and turns the music up, nodding to the beat. "Oooh! Thank you! thank you, thank you, thank you!" Jackson gratefully laughs as he runs over to his father and jumps, hugging him like a little boy.
"Ugh!" Mr. Stewart grunted before he caught himself and hugged Jackson back with one arm. "OK, son, you can let go now. It was cute when you were 5, now it just throws my back out." Mr. Stewart whined as the Taros chuckle at the sight.
