The class was watching Pocahontas for Native American History Month. They were at the scene where John Smith caught up to Pocahontas as she got in her boat.

"So the Native Americans hear themselves speaking English, but the English people hear them making realistic Native American noises?" said Butters.

"I guess," said Kyle.

"Native American noises?" said Wendy.

"Ugh. Wampum. Ya know, that sort of thing," said Stan.

"Pocahontas was a real person and those noises you just heard coming from her are the Powhatan language. The Natives did not 'make noises' any more than the English colonists did," said Wendy. She was wise beyond her years. Not only was she the smartest kid in class, she was quite possibly the smartest kid in 4th grade. One of the reasons Stan was in love with her.

"Will you guys shut up? I can't hear what's going on in the movie!" yelled Cartman.

Stan, Kyle, Butters, Wendy and Cartman were sent to the principal's office.

"Why are we here?" asked Stan.

"You were talking during the movie," said Principal Victoria.

"Why am I here? I was just trying to help them be less ignorant," said Wendy.

"You still talked when Mr. Garrison was showing the class a movie. You wouldn't talk if you were watching a movie in theaters, would you?" said Principal Victoria.

"Yes," said Cartman.

"Can we go back now? We're missing the movie."

"No. You're going to be staying here for the rest of the movie. I want you to think about what you've done."

They all groaned.

A/N: Yes, I'm aware that Native American History Month is over. I started writing this last month.