"Vous cannot have her, your lover ees MINE!!" Marcel exclaimed, practically roaring at the skunk.
Marcel LUNGED at Pepé, baring his claws and teeth, his fur completely puffed out, his mind overcome with rage. Penny watched as the two fought, but as much as Pepé defended Penny's honor, Pepé was thrown to the floor, scratched and beaten.
"PEPÉ!" Penny exclaimed, rushing to his aid, then looked back up at Marcel. To put it extremely bluntly, Penny was not happy.
Marcel's smug face of victory quickly turned to fear as Penny kicked him in the groin and shoved him to the ground.
"You LEAVE MY PETIT CABBAGE DU ROMANCE ALONE!" Penny exclaimed, rushing at Marcel and clawing his fur. "You STUPID, SEXIST, PIECE OF CRAP!"
"But por quois, WHY, do you want to be wiz a deesgusting skonque like zat?" The very beaten Marcel asked Penny.
"That "skonque" is more of a romantic than a disgusting freak like you could EVER be." Penny replied, spitting on Marcel's face. "He doesn't need a cat orgy to be a good lover, all he needs is his determination, his wits, and a good sense of humor!"
Penny proceeded to kick Marcel aside once more, he looked as though he was sleeping.
"Wat ees Le matter, Marcel?!" Pepé asked sarcastically. "Taking a leetle nap-pez-vous?!"
"Lets get out of here, Pepé..." Penny replied.
"I agree..." Pepé replied. "But one more zing..."
Pepé grabbed Marcel, dipped him in black paint and painted a white stripe along his back, then booted him onto the curb. A bunch of dogs showed up and barked at Marcel.
"SKONQUE!!" Gigi the poodle exclaimed, then growled. "ZUT ALOURS NOT AGAIN!!"
"AAAAAAAAAGH!!" Marcel screamed as he ran away, Gigi biting some of his painted fur off.
Pepé and Penelope laughed, then shared another kiss.
