Gio (finishes tying knots) Bye! (begins to walk off)
625: No, no, don't leave me like this! (Hears train coming with toot horn and the stoplights sounding out and blinking red) HELP!
Stitch: (Rolls faster and faster, and as screams grow louder, he pops up and sees 625 tied up) COUSIN! (Runs and runs, jumps into rails as train gets closer)
625: Stitch! Get me out of here! (Hears train hoot again) Hurry!
Stitch: I save you, cousin! (Popping out extra appendages, and altogether with four arms, the claws tore the ropes off 625, and Stitch gets 625 up) Go! (Runs like heck with 625 at his side, jumping off the rail just as the train whooshes by and runs over the spot where 625 was, landing safely into a patch of grass)
Gio (gasps): NO! HEY! NO FAIR!
Stitch: Gio! Why you go kill my cousin? Cousin's good. May be in Gantu's ship, but not work for them! Only lazy and a great sandwich chef!
625: Aww, thanks, Stitch.
Stitch: Cousin's ohana. Family watch out for family.
625: You got that right, cousin.
Gio: Stitch, I'm sorry, but I nearly fell over on my bike because of him...and he works for someone who tried to hurt me! Look from my point of view! (gets behind Stitch) That thing will send me to the ER!
625: Hey, I am Stitch's cousin, we're literally blood-related, and besides, I don't ever work for that insane gerbil! He insults my sandwiches, and worse of all, he calls me trog!
Stitch: No! Very bad word! Hamsterveil not care for anyone but himself!
625: See? And saying that word is like...well, what was that earth saying again? (Stitch translates for him in Tantalog) Oh, yeah, 'son of a b***'.
Gio (steps back): Stitch, let's go get the movie and leave, now!
Stitch: Cousin not hurt you, Gio. He's good family!
625: Yeah, and besides, attempting to blend that gerbil, that took a lot of guts, kid. I admire that in you. I don't blame you seeking vengeance for the family including cuz here. You've earned my respect, kid, and okay, trying to kill me back there, I forgive you for that because it was all a misunderstanding, yeah?
Gio (steps back): No! I...I don't trust you! Go away!
625: All right, all right, I'll go. (Smiles warmly) Can I have my sandwich back? Turns out being in danger makes me hungry once more. Please? I will be out of your hair then.
Stitch: Cousin loves his sandwiches.
625: (Laughs lightly) That's the truth, brother! So, kid? Can I please have my sandwich back?
Gio (Tosses it at him): Take it and leave!
625: Thanks! And thanks for the save, cuz! That makes twice you've saved my life. Call me if you get in trouble, ih? (Holds out a fist bump)
Stitch: Ih! See you, cousin! And try whoopie to prank dummy head for me? (Holds out a fist bump)
625: You got it, Stitch! (Trades bumps with him, and salutes) See you around. (Skips along, humming as he licks his lips, going for the lower middle part of his sandwich) Hum mm, that's good stuff! Subway sure has quality, I am so going to go for the meatball one next time!
Gio: Stitch, go home...now. I'm NOT happy...
Stitch: Oh.. Okay, I go home. I see you want time alone. (Waves weakly with a attempted smile and rolls into ball, popping his extra appendages back in, and heads back home, leaving Gio all alone)
Gio (Walks off): What an event...(enters "Blockbuster" store nearby)
Blockbuster cashier: Aloha! Welcome to Blockbuster!
Gio: Do you have the Adam Sandler comedy, "Click"?
Cashier: That's a classic! Yeah, we have it, in the section of PG-13. It's in order of ABC.
Gio: Where can I find it?
Cashier: To the right side, Aisle 4.
Gio (walks over and grabs it)
Cashier: Alright, let's scan it, shall we? (Gio passes the dvd over, and the cashier scans it) Alright, for the night, that is $2.50.
Gio: 6 popcorn buckets, six bags of regular M&M's, and 6 large packages of licorice.
Cashier: Ooh-wee, that's a lot of snacks. Family movie night, huh? (Gio nods) Alright. (Grabs mentioned snacks on counter from Gio's picking of the front shelves and scans them) Okay, the total comes to $71.20.
Gio (hands him "Blockbuster" membership card and unlimited debit card)
Cashier: (Scans both cards) Ah, there you are. Yes, that's all covered there. (Passes cards back, and gets two plastic bags to fill the candy/snacks and the dvd in) There you go, have a awesome night!
Gio (Walks out): Bye! (Walks back to bike)
(It was a hour later after Gio returned home, and the family has finished their meal of spaghetti & meatballs and garlic bread)
Lilo: You did really good, Nani, and you too, Gio. Can we have the cookies now?
Nani: (Laughs softly) Mmm, I don't know...What do you think, Gio? Should we make them wait a bit more longer?
Lilo: Come on, I am squeaky clean! And we wanna have dessert, right, guys?
Stitch: Still hungry!
Jumba: I am being curious to taste new cookie recipe.
Pleakley: Indeed. I want to try them myself.
Gio: Let's just eat so we don't start the movie too late.
Nani: Alright, luckily, I kept them warm in the stove. (Grabs tray of lukewarm cookies out of stove, knowing that soft is best way to taste, and puts it on table) Alright, enjoy, and remember, share!
Gio (takes a few): Alright!
(Each one of the family grabs respectively three)
Lilo: (Nibbling) Hmmm, so good!
Stitch: Really yummy! (Munching)
Jumba: That being quite interesting taste. I liking it! (Chomps)
Pleakley: Chocolate with sugar and other ingredients, it's invigorating! (Chewing)
Nani: Yeah, this is the best cookies for all time, that's for sure. I am so glad that Mom taught me about this one. (Smiling softly as she hums while nibbling)
Gio: And I got us a great movie tonight!
Lilo: What do you got, Gio? Is it really good?
Gio: I got an Adam Sandler comedy, "Click"!
Lilo: Ooh, that sounds interesting and funny. Let's go watch it!
Nani: Jumba and Pleakley, please help me set up the couch table with Gio's bought candy/snacks.
Jumba: I be fluffing up bean bags! (Heads out to living room)
Pleakley: Of course, where are those little bowls to put candy in?
Nani: To the right above the sink.
Pleakley: (Opens cabinet to pull out child-size bowls, handing them over to Nani) There you go, Nani.
Nani: Thanks. (Opens plastic bags, pulls out dvd) Here, Gio, but don't push it in just yet. We can't afford to miss the previews as there might be a future movie for Lilo to want to see later on or for another family movie night again.
Gio (gets out popcorn buckets): Can I get these in the microwave?
Nani: Yep, but have bowls instead because buckets that size, that would be a disaster.
Gio: But this is a bucket where it needs to be placed in a microwave.
Nani: Are you sure it's going to fit? I never had popcorn buckets before.
Gio: Yes, it'll fit.
Nani: Okay, go ahead. Let us go start this night of fun!
Gio (starts making popcorn): Go get seated in the living room with everyone else.
Nani: You got it, Gio. (Grabs bowls of assorted snacks/candy and heads to the living room where Jumba set up three beanbags, with Pleakley fluffing up the pillows on the couch. Stitch was bringing Scrump to Lilo who gave him a grateful smile, and went to the beanbags which is red, green, and purple respectively, leaving the red one open for Gio)
Gio (finishes popcorn and brings it to the living room in bowls): Bowls on the table! (places labeled popcorn bowls on the table)
Jumba: Be looking brilliant!
Pleakley: Let's watch this movie, shall we? And I am curious to see the previews as well.
Lilo: Thanks, Gio!
Stitch: Excited!
Nani: We're all set here, go ahead and put the dvd in, Gio!
Gio (turn on TV and puts the DVD in)
(Music starts on, sound blares as previews are revealed, and then once the menu is showed, Gio went to 'play', and so, 'Click' begins.)
(The first scene that was Gio's favorite showed a montage of the Adam Sandler character, Michael Newman, going to his office building to present a model of a restaurant to an Arab prince...)
Michael Newman: I present to you, your restaurant...(uncovers model) Now, the atrium is...
Prince Habeboo: Wait...where is bar?
Michael Newman (points to back of model): Oh, it's back here, and...
Prince Habeeboo: Wait...make bar longer for Prince Habeboo...
Michael Newman: Well...I supposed I could cut into the atrium here...
Jumba: Habeboo? Sounding like happy medicine!
Pleakley: The name is strangely easy to say wrong yet funny!
Lilo: Why cut into it? Nature is nice!
Stitch: Ih!
(A while later, the scene cuts to the part where Michael was trying to turn the TV on while being stressed out...)
Samantha: Can we watch "Dragon Tales", daddy?
Michael: If I can turn the TV on...(grabs random remote and turns on...celling fan...)
Samantha: That's the ceiling fan!
Lilo: (Giggles) So many remotes! He forgot to label them!
Nani: And they look so similar too!
(Later, the scene cuts to Michael Newman in "Bed, Bath, and Beyond" where he approached the desk of Morty, played by Christopher Walken. After a brief intro, the scene cuts to both of them being inside a massive warehouse...)
Morty (pulls remote down from shelf): This is it! right here!
Michael: No box or anything?
Morty: Nope...just this. (hands it to Michael)
Michael: How much?
Morty: Well...you're a good guy. And good guys like you need a break. So...it's free.
Jumba: No one giving things for free! Not possible! Being a catch, I knowing it.
Pleakley: He has a point. A remote still costs something.
Stitch: Morty weird. I not know if he good weird or bad weird.
(The scene cuts to halfway through the film where Michael is in a bad mood for Abner not making him partner right away like he promised, and his son Ben, showing him his house idea...)
Michael (takes paper): The walls are too tight...the hallway too narrow...and the roof is slanted! And what's this room made of?! (points to corner room on the left)
Ben: Pizza!
Michael: Well, it's stupid! I hate it! (Tosses it onto floor) What about yours, Samantha? (looks down at his daughter)
Samantha (Cries): Pickles! (Runs upstairs)
Donna (walks over): What is going on here?! If Ben wants a playroom made of pizza, I say it's a good idea!
Michael: Well, he needs to live in reality and not some stupid fantasy world! (looks up at Ben as he goes upstairs) Hey, Pizza boy! Live ain't about being creative! Its about impressing the boss and conforming the rules! Understand?!
Ben (cries) Yes, sir...(Walks upstairs)
Lilo: That's really mean! A playroom of pizza, that could be so cool!
Stitch: Ih!
Nani: A tad gross, but yeah, that would be somewhat fun and if someone's hungry, they would just pluck it off the wall or something.
Jumba: Small girl's idea being interesting too, a house made of pickles!
Pleakley: That's a lot of acid and don't forget the pickle juice!
Gio: I think Michael is a bad parent!
Nani: He was a good parent earlier. It was his boss who caused him to stress out and stuff.
Gio: But...does it mean you can snap at your kid?
Nani: Well, no, but parents apologize immediately or a while later when their temper cools down.
(Later on in the movie, about 1 hour in, the scene cuts to Michael upset over the auto-fast forwarding, trying to call Morty, only for him to suddenly appear behind him...)
Morty: Got a problem?!
Lilo: (Laughs) He got there out of nowhere, like poof! Wait, maybe he's a ghost!
Stitch: But ghosts be white and spooky! Right?
Lilo: Oh, there are different kinds of ghosts! Humans can be ghosts too!
Jumba: This getting interesting!
Pleakley: I think Morty is neutral between good and bad through he's admittedly weird.
Morty: I had a feeling you wanted to see me!
Micheal: Yes, this remote is broken! It's just...fast forwarding on its own now!
Morty: It's not a malfunction, it's a feature...
Nani: Wait, the remote is self-aware all this time?!
Morty: It's like TiVo...more like Me-Vo here!
Michael: But I fast forwarded through sex one time, but not all the time! I like it! It feels good!
Morty: Correct me if I'm wrong, but you fast-forwarded through an entire year...
Jumba: Sounding like father is being on autopilot.
Lilo: Autopilot?
Jumba: It like you allowing remote to do work instead of you.
Stitch: Michael lazy!
Gio: He just didn't want to wait a few months to do the work to become Abner's partner...
Nani: That's a dumb thing to do! If it was me, I wouldn't want to miss Lilo's auditions or have family movie nights like this, and dates with David.
Gio: But from his point of view, he was tired of Abner delaying his promotion that he earned...
Pleakley: Then he would have said so! If he didn't want to wait, he would have told Abner!
Gio: But...then he would've been sent to the mail room. You NEVER talk to your boss!
Jumba: Mailroom is still job. Salary different, but he still has family.
Michael (hands remote back): You take it back! I'm deactivating my service!
Morty: No, come on...
Michael: I appreciate all you've done, but...(notices remote in his hand): What?! (Tosses it in trashcan, but it reappears in his right hand)
Nani: And it's self-independent too?!
Michael: This is not...(drops remote on the floor and begins smashing it with his feet, into two pieces)
Morty: Oh, come on, don't do that.
Stitch: Meega like him!
Lilo: Yeah, Michael is kinda like you. Good and bad at times, but no evil!
Gio (chuckles)
Pleakley: I am starting to think that Lilo is right about Morty being some sort of ghost.
Gio: I think he's trying to teach Michael a lesson.
Nani: Yet Michael is sort of not listening to him. I wanna see what other tricks are in that remote.
Gio: Being someone who has seen the film before, we're not even close to being done yet.
Jumba: This getting good.
(The scene cuts to WAY later in the movie, where Michael awoke in the futuristic hospital. This scene included a brief talk between Michael and Morty, and then an adult Ben and Samantha coming in to visit him...)
Michael: Ben?
Ben: Hey, Dad! I've been waiting for you to wake up. Samantha refused to go home until she saw you...
Samantha: Hey, Dad...(hugs Michael)
Nani: It's a little weird to see Adam Sandler with gray hair.
Jumba: Must being 30, maybe 40 years since he first getting remote from Morty...
Michael: You waited for me?
Samantha: Of course! After all, you're my father!
Michael: I thought Bill was your father...
Samantha: I got 2 fathers...One of them told me he was going to live until he was 200!
Pleakley: Is that possible?
Nani: There has been talk of that in the Bible, but I don't know. Right now, with modern medicine and technology, honestly, someone can live up to 110, maybe 120 if someone's careful.
Gio: I think he was just saying that...
Nani: I know, Gio. I was just checking Pleakley's curiosity.
Ben: Well, I gotta go. I got a flight to catch...
Michael (smiles): Big Ben's gotta go on his honeymoon!
Ben: Actually, I just cancelled the honeymoon. The Kensington deal might fall through. I gotta go do damage control.
Michael: That's not fair to your wife...
Ben: It's alright. She understands. We can go to Italy anytime.
Lilo: No way! I may be 7, but I know things! It's proper to have honeymoons after getting hitched! Ben is starting to be like Michael, no, he already is!
Gio: Yeah...Maybe this is a lesson for anyone to learn.
Stitch: Michael not know what ohana mean.
Michael: Ben, your wife...
Ben: Dad, the business is important...
Doctor (walks over): I think he needs some rest.
(The scene cuts to show Ben and Samantha leaving the room, and Michael still in the bed...)
Michael: Family...comes...first...(takes nose breathing tube out) I can't take this anymore...(gets up but unplugs life machines)
Doctor (looks over and rushes over): Whoa! Whoa! (approaches Michael) Hey, pal, you're a LONG way from walking out of here!
Michael (now standing): I gotta see my son...
Doctor (pulls out syringe): You're not going anywhere. Now, get back into the bed...
Michael (points): Hey...is that Collin Ferral?
Jumba: Father stubborn.
Nani: Can you blame him? He wants to see his son.
Doctor (turns around): Where?
Michael (grabs syringe and jabs it into doctor, injecting the sedative)
Doctor: Ow...(Falls over unconscious)
Michael (walks toward patient room's exit door)
Morty: Michael...those machines are keeping you alive...
Michael (walks past Morty): I don't care...I gotta talk to my boy...(turns around corner)
