David: (Smiles understandingly) Of course, Gio. Now let's get those groceries of yours into the house. I can't stay long as it's summer. The cold groceries of mine would get warm, especially the milk.
(The scene cuts to Gio finally having all of his groceries inside the house, and him shaking David's hand...)
Gio: Thanks for everything!
David: Sure thing, Gio! And hey, three months of summer is pretty rad. After all, the beach is irresistible and very enchanting. And being on a island, you might change your mind on trying out water activities, who knows? And before you say anything, I ain't forcing you or anything, just providing a opinion, that's all. (Before he nods with a smile, leaving the door with a wave, heading downstairs.)
Gio: See you later! (closes door)
(Gio then heads to the kitchen, thinking over his plan of preparing lunch as he glances at the groceries that's set out in places around the counter and table, and the ribs is surprisingly holding steady under the sturdy breakfast/dining table.)
(And 20 minutes later, Gio is using a meat clever to trim the huge rack. But outside, Dr. Hamsterviel emerged from a bush...)
(Somehow, Hamsterviel has escaped from the Grand Councilwoman's ship, stealing a similar police ship to what Stitch has stolen in his escape from his prison of Gantu's former position of Captain before crashing on Earth.)
(Dr. Hamsterviel grinned, and saw an open window...)
Hamsterviel: Perfect! It's time to take my revenge on that earthling boy!
(And with that, he jumped up, and grabbed onto the windowsill...)
Hamsterviel: (Mutters quietly) Almost, almost there, ah, got it! (Gets over the windowsill with a grunt of effort)
Gio (Sees him enter): What the?!
Hamsterviel: (Smirks) Hello, Gio, or should I say, insane earthling? I am going to make you pay for attempting to kill me with that damn blender and oven! Revenge! AHHHHHH! (Leaps quite surprisingly for one his size, and lands into Gio's face, grabbing every piece of skin he could, unknowingly acting like Snowball from the future movies of the Secret Life of Pets.)
Gio (grabs him and tosses him onto counter): Didn't work! (Grins) You do know what I'm holding, right? (Shows meat cleaver)
Hamsterviel: (Widens eyes in horror and fear) Not the chopper! I am not going to surrender to you! (Darts from his spot, heading to the left, but Gio's hand dropped down hard on him, stopping him, causing him to turn around, but Gio grabbed him by the scruff, slammed him down, and Hamsterviel saw the cleaver going for him, seeing the shadow of it on his neck, and screamed for his life as he squirmed madly, and as the cleaver came closer, Hamsterviel bit Gio's hand desperately, and Gio's hand loosened in pain, freeing him momentarily in the few seconds the cleaver came down, and silence pierced the air as the cleaver became a blur, unknowing if Gio succeeded or not.)
Gio: (breathes in and out)
(However, as Gio lowered his bit hand, and saw a crazy sight...Dr. Hamsterviel's tail had been chopped clean off near his butt. Dr. Hamsterviel got up, and then saw his tail. He looked down at his butt, and saw a bleeding stump where his tail once was. After 2 seconds, he screamed in pain and fear...)
Hamsterviel: My tail! My beautiful tail! (Sobs for a few moments as the sudden adrenaline fires up the fight/flee instinct in him, and of course, Hamsterviel picks to flee, running like a cat's chasing him, except not, and with one hand on his stump of a freshly cut tail, he doesn't want to be in the premises of the psycho teenager, hating to be helpless, but he realizes that he needs medical help badly, dashing off to the one place he knew he'd be safe; Gantu's grounded spaceship.)
Gio (laughs): What a loser! (laughs)
(Gio then glances at the lonesome tail by itself, and raises an eyebrow, and wonders if the tuft at the end of the tail is fluffy.)
Gio (feels it): Hmmm...it does...(grabs a plastic container and fills it with ice) I think I'll keep this tail as a souvenir...(places tail on top of ice and seals container) There it goes...(places container into freezer)
(Gio made sure that it is in the far end in the freezer, knowing how Nani and the boys are, and Lilo is too short to reach it anyway. He may be a tad crazy to keep it, but it's a villain souvenir, and he doesn't like bad guys no matter if they're human or alien yet it's a victory technically.)
(Suddenly, Dr. Jumba came in with a bag of stuff from shopping at a hobby store...)
Dr. Jumba: Aloha, Gio! How was your day?!
Gio (quickly closes freezer): Uh...fine. (smiles nervously)
Jumba: Wow, that is being lots of food! That rack of meat is being big as Lilo, maybe more!
Gio (chuckles): Well, during my stay here, you are all going to eat top quality food.
Jumba: I being 100% sure of that. Three months may be short, but you will being surprised to see summer fly fast. It being happen to me many times, but I no regretting moments with ohana for memories staying remembered, especially being camera-taken.
(At that point, Stitch walked in, and sniffed the air...)
Stitch: Meega smell blood!
Jumba: It's being okay, 626. He's just cutting up that rack of meat, that's why you smelling blood.
Stitch (still sniffs): Wait... blood smell like Hamsterville!
Jumba: Hamsterviel? That's being impossible. He's in containment by Grand Councilwoman, and you know how Grand Councilwoman is. She hates Hamsterviel which is more than I being hating him myself, in way I seeing it.
(Meanwhile, Dr. Hamsterviel was running through the woods while crying and screaming at the same time until he finally came across Gantu's ship...)
Hamsterviel: Gantu, open up! I mean it, you lunkhead! It's a alpha emergency here! OPEN UP!
Gantu (Opens door): Huh?
Hamsterviel: What kept you so long?! Help me out! I got a freaking bleeding stump here! (Turns slightly with a furious, mostly hidden face of pain, showing the blunt stump where a tail is supposed to be)
Gantu (Gasps and faints over the sight of blood)
625 (rushes up): Dr. Hamsterviel! Are you okay?!
Hamsterviel: NO, I am not okay! I got a bleeding stump, and lunkhead here is out cold!
625: What happened to your butt?
Hamsterviel: That earthling girl's boy cousin chopped it off clean! Now get me bandages or whatever else, NOW!
625: Well, lucky for me, Jumba programmed me to be smart when I want to, and I know a thing or two about stopping the blood.
Hamsterviel: Then hurry up, trog! (Follows 625 in, leaving Gantu flat on his back, out unconscious, not caring about him at the moment for now)
(Inside the ship's medical room, 625 was using hydrogen peroxide and some gauze to stop the bleeding, but Hamsterviel screams when the stuff stung badly...)
625: Hold still! If you don't hold still, it'd only going to get worse!
Hamsterviel: (Grunts in frustration, but holds still while growling angrily) I am going to kill that damn boy for chopping my beautiful tail!
625: Maybe if I can somehow get the tail back, and then steal some medical supplies from the nearby Medical Center, I can stitch it right back on for you.
Hamsterviel: (Scoffs yet snorts in disbelief and doubt at nearly the same time) Sure, yeah, right! Wake up, 625! That earthling boy is insane, and besides, he probably burned it up!
Gantu: But what if he didn't?
Hamsterviel: About time you woke up from your fainting spell, Gantu! And I am not going back there again!
Gantu: In that case, I will go back there and get your tail back.
Hamsterviel: Good, and be quick about it! From what 625 said, it's bad to wait!
625: And I'm going to sneak into the medical center, and get the supplies we need including syringes.
Hamsterviel: Then what are you lunkheads waiting for?! GO!
(Meanwhile, Gio got nervous...)
Gio: I...got a confession.
(Stitch and Jumba look at him at the same in curiosity)
Jumba: What being it, bigger boy?
Stitch: Is being something with Hamsterviel?
Gio: Uh...(takes container out of freezer and opens it up) I got the tail, but I missed the hamster. I tried to kill him with a meat cleaver.
(Jumba and Stitch's eyes widen in shock and disbelief, blinking as they stared upon the container)
Jumba: You...You making one of my dreams coming true. I always wanting to strangle Hamsterviel's neck or beating him down on ground since he betraying me all those years ago.
Stitch: You not ever telling girls ever, ih? Youga scary when people you hating gets on your bad side.
Gio: Oh, I'm going to tell them because it'll show that I'm a no-nonsense person.
Stitch: Nanee, fine, but no Lilo! She gonna having nightmares if she sees or hears about this!
Jumba: 626 has a point. Little girl may be clever but still so young.
(Suddenly, Lilo walked in...)
Lilo: Stitch, have you found the ball? Gio, Jumba? What is that you...Is that a tail?
Gio: Uh...no!
Lilo: Gio, you hesitated right there. What in Elvis's boots is going on?
Gio (sighs): Lilo... I got the tail, but I missed the hamster. (Shows the tail)
Lilo: Hamsterviel? That's his tail, all right. But I thought he was in jail?
Jumba: He must having been escaped when the guards were being distracted momentarily.
Gio: I feel dirty from doing this...
Stitch: You being human, that's good!
Lilo: You better get rid of that before Nani sees it. She is more dramatic than any of us here.
Jumba: I supposing little girl's right, but still, doing that to a villain like Hamsterviel, that taking guts!
Gio (puts it back in container): Alright...(places it back in the freezer)
Lilo: I bet Hamsterviel ain't coming back after this. Was he really freaked out, Gio?
Gio (laughs): Screaming in pain like a baby!
Jumba: (Snorts) Hamsterviel being always one for dramatics.
Stitch: He did running for jungle?
Gio: Sure did! (laughs)
Lilo: Neither way, you probably need to get going on preparing all of this food. It sure looks like the motherlode of lunch!
Gio (grins): Sure is!
Lilo: Okay! Come on, Stitch, let's watch some cartoons or something while Gio gets down to business!
Stitch: Ih! (Follows Lilo out of the kitchen while Jumba is glancing at Gio)
Jumba: I having feeling that Hamsterviel being really angry right now. Do you thinking that he could be sending Gantu here especially after that stunt you pulling with the big head earlier?
Gio: I highly doubt it because they are both very stupid.
Jumba: Good point you giving there, bigger boy, but I still saying that you be careful anyway. There was being a reason why Hamsterviel having been betraying me in first place.
Gio: Alright. Well, I better get to cooking.
Jumba: (Nods) Of course. I will being in I and noodle-head's room to reading science books. (Leaves kitchen with a smile at Gio)
Gio (finishes rib preparation before placing it into a pan): And in it goes...(Places pan in oven)
(Gio went on to do more, cutting and slicing food here and there while checking the oven occasionally.)
(Suddenly, the entire roof of the house was ripped off by Gantu...)
Gio (gasps): GANTU!
Gantu: Where's the tail?! Hamsterviel wants it back! Or I am gonna rip more than just this roof!
Gantu: Ahhh! (Dodges it as it misses his hook-like ear) Ha, missed me! (Reaches down and grabs Gio) Where is it?!
Gio (bites his hand)
Gantu: AHHHH! (Lets go of Gio, growls angrily as he checks the corner between his thumb and first foremost finger) You are just as bad as that trog! (Remembering Stitch's bite all too well.)
Gio (grabs container and runs off): YOU GOTTA CATCH ME FIRST! (runs out of front door)
Gantu: (Slams the roof back down, the noise loud as thunder as the others shriek out in surprise) No way, boy! I will get that tail from you if I must chase you all over this damn island!
Gio (hops into jeep and finds keys): NEVER! (starts jeep and speeds away)
Gantu: (Growls angrily and chases after him, easily keeping up to the jeep's speed as he has a very large gait himself) GET BACK HERE!
Gio (makes a sharp left turn): NO! (speeds down hill)
Gantu: (Runs before jumps quite far, and he lands, keeping to run besides the side of the jeep, glancing ahead for a moment before he bursts further on, turning around to face the jeep) I am far bigger than your measly vehicle! Boss says you're insane, so be insane then, face me!
Gio: No!
Gantu: Yes! (Crouches down, blocking the street with his legs tight yet slightly apart, the pose like a football player on defense, his hands out straight to catch and grab the jeep, his feet digging deep into the earth, stoic as a rock.)
Gio (jumps out of jeep and runs off): LOSER!
Gantu: (Grabs the driverless, swerving jeep, and throws it to the side, chasing Gio who ran to the wide stream in the slight hillside besides the road) How dare you call me that, trog boy?! You're vile! You're insane! You're a admonition!
Gio (grins and sees open sewer line cover): I know where this tail will go! (rushes over to manhole cover and dangles container over open manhole cover)
Gantu: (Stops and freezes) No, no, don't do that! (Knowing how there's so much bacteria in the sewers, and if the tail's down there, it'd be impossible to find, and if found, it wouldn't heal even!)
Gio: Well, now who's the loser baby?!
Gantu: (Growls angrily, but doesn't move as Gio's holding it right over the open sewerhole) Fine, you want me to say it?! I will say it if you hand it right back!
Gio (Grins): Oh no, you've done A LOT of bad stuff to me! You tried to kill Lilo and Stitch right before I came, you tried to steal experiments, AND YOU'RE A BIG DUMMY! (grins) SAY GOODBYE TO THE TAIL! (lets go of container)
Gantu: NO! (Jumps and dives as he slides forward, his hand reaching under the container to catch it. The container lands in his hand, and he pulls his hand back to his chest with a laugh of relief)
Gio: HEY! (Tosses a brick at him)
Gantu: (Groans as the brick hits his head, and hastily gets up, and runs with the container in his hand, checking not once, but twice, relieved to see the tail unharmed, leaving Gio far away as he could.) Finally...Hamsterviel will be glad.
Gio (glares): THIS IS NOT FAIR!
(The trio of Jumba, Lilo, and Stitch makes their way to Gio after witnessing the spectacle)
Jumba: You being quick and clever, but how you be explaining the dent in the jeep to bigger girl?
Lilo: That was awesome! You were like 'zoom', and you were like 'zip', and then you were like 'uh-uh!'.
Stitch: Gio making good aim with brick at dummy head.
Gio: Oh, I'm sure Nani will understand. She hates Gantu, and Gantu did it. And...you saw that?!
Lilo: Come on, we were worried about you, Gio! You're our ohana, and even when you can take care of yourself, we can worry anyway. I mean, Nani does it with me, and I bet your parents do the same, right?
Jumba: Of course we were seeing all that.
Stitch: Dummy head being loud and stupid. House and outside house, can see and hear.
Gio: Uh...oops?! Heheheheeheheh...
Jumba: Come on, we better getting back to house, and on way, 626, see about moving earth jeep upright.
Stitch: Ih!
Lilo: I hope Nani won't be too mad still. She likes the jeep. At least she's working...
(The scene cuts to Gio back at the house 3 minutes later, telling Nani everything that had happened while she was gone...)
Nani: (On the phone) And you are certain it's only a dent? No other damage that Gantu has done?
Gio: I promise!
Nani: (Sound of a sigh) Alright, I believe you, Gio. Oh, I got a customer. I gotta go. And Gio, thank you for leading Gantu away from the house. Thank goodness that the roof is only a bit damaged. I would have been so upset if he harmed Lilo.
Gio (sighs): How will the roof get fixed?
Nani: You can ask Jumba about that. I really gotta go. Bye, Gio!
Gio: Bye! (hangs up)
Jumba: Has bigger girl accepted your explaining? (Standing besides corner of doorway between kitchen and living room. Lilo and Stitch is distracted with a show on tv at the moment.)
Gio: Yep, she did! (chuckles)
Jumba: Ah, that's being good news! And before you asking, the roof's being missing only some shingles from dummy head's action, and the gutters being somewhat dented too. I can flattening gutters back to normal, but missing shingles, I do not knowing where they went from flying off roof, possibly need to buying new ones to replacing missing spots.
Gio: What am I supposed to do with that information?
Jumba: Do not worrying. I got hammer to straightening gutters. Perhaps I be asking 626 to search for the missing shingles as they be possibly in jungle, and he has super smelling, but if not in jungle or anywhere else, there being a construction supply store near mall, if I remembering right.
And you missing preparing lunch long time, is oven being okay with meat? I knowing how you really determined to making meal for us.
