Gio (deciding to play a prank): First of all, it's only Mid-July. Second of all, I hear you have a phobia of me now. Is that true?
Hamsterviel: First, I didn't bother to care much about the timing of the month because I am too busy in making my devious plans! This freaking summer feels long to me! (Scoffs) Second, I ain't telling you!
Gio: (stares into his soul)
Hamsterviel: (Whimpers) Stop freaking me out with that face!
Gio: So...admit it!
Hamsterviel: You won't wrestle it out of me! (Grunts at him)
Gio: Oh, well, in that case, I'll send you to your grave! (runs back into house and turns on oven)
Hamsterviel: (gasps in horror)
Gio (turns off the oven): Wait...no...
Hamsterviel: (Sighs in relief before he sees Gio having a slightly freaky, mischievous look) Oh, no, please, don't do the blender again! I still have nightmares!
Gio: (shakes the jar)
Hamsterviel: Your shaking will not make me confess! (Seconds later) Stop it! You're making me dizzy! (Gio only spins the jar over and over in his hands) Ouch! Ow! No, no, no! (Screams) Mercy, give me mercy! Okay, okay, I admit it! I am scared of you! Is that what you wanted to hear?!
Gio (grins): Yep! And now...(gets on bike) Lesson time! (bikes over to a nearby open manhole cover)
Hamsterviel: No, no, don't drop me down there! It's sewer water! Nasty stuff! (Shudders in disgust and horror)
Gio (dangles him over open sewer): Oh, you're in a jar and you'll be fine!
Hamsterviel: And I can breathe thanks to those holes in the lid! But this is crazy! You are crazy! I am afraid of you, boy, and that should tell you that I want to avoid you while you're on this island! How was I supposed to know that you were home alone? Please don't tell me that you're actually been living there all this time?!
Gio: 3...2...1...(lets go of jar)
Hamsterviel: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Gio: Goodbye!
Hamsterviel: NOOOOOOOO! (Jar lands and splashes into the water)
Gio (bikes off): And done!
Hamsterviel: (Screams) YOU WILL PRAY FOR MERCY ONE DAY! I WILL NOT GIVE YOU MERCY, I SWEAR IT! (Then grumbles as he sits down, his arms crossed, a furious look as the jar floats on and on through the water) I am so going for a triple shower or bath when I get out of this.
Gio (runs up to Jumba nearby): Well, I did it!
Jumba: Bigger boy? Did what?
Gio: I did IT! Hamsterviel is no longer a problem!
Jumba: Ah. You're lucky sisters not being here. I sad I missed it. I trust you were not being over the line somewhat as you promising sisters of being not a bully.
Gio: Uh...uh...
Jumba: You not beating him or anything of that sort? I heard shouting when I returning home from lab at ship.
Gio: I...sealed him in a jar and...tossed him in the sewer!
Jumba: Well, you improving better now. Before, it was being blender, oven, knife, cleaver, and even cliff throwing. Those were being bully murders in terms from looks of past happenings. Sealing in jar and tossing him in sewer is more of being bully prank/play from looks of it. You were making him very dirty through he being soon angry, I sure of it for he loves seeing his fur lush and clean. I suppose he's being narcissist in that.
Gio: Well, all right, through I'm wondering right now is how he's going to get out of the sewer...
Jumba: (Hums) Probably lunkhead Gantu. Come on, bigger boy, let go being watch movie or something. I need break.
(Meanwhile, down in the sewer, an angry and jar-trapped Hamsterviel was glaring angrily as his jar floated down the river of sewage...)
Hamsterviel: (Mutters) Why did I listen to that lunkhead? That Gio boy is relentless in capturing me and torturing me with his ways of persuasion! From now on, I am never to set a foot in that house ever again! (Growls) Gantu better find me soon. My pocket phone is destroyed, thanks to this filthy water, but it must be at least sending a signal to that lunkhead!
(The scene cuts to show 625 and Gantu looking around all over the town for Hamsterviel...)
625: I bet he got thrown out by Gio. (Grins with a snicker)
Gantu: Somehow I think you're right, 625. There's no way Hamsterviel would have been out this long if he was planning to copy Jumba's computer files. That boy is freaking scary. I still have ghost cramps from that jeep fiasco.
625: Hey...maybe he's in the sewer...
Gantu: Under our feet? Hamsterviel would never let anything like that get to his fur unless he was forced to...Do you think...?
625: That Gio threw him into the sewer water like a bag of trash? Yeah, I bet he'd do that to Hamsterviel. (Shrugs with a causal look)
Gantu: Okay, okay, let's check the monitor for his signal. Found it, but it's barely blinking. Floating past Palm Street and North Alehwa...
625: That ain't far from here. Come on, let's pluck a wet fluffball!
(The scene cuts to the sealed jar making it to the end of the underground sewer pipe and then, "PLOP!", landing into a gross and polluted pond near a large nasty landfill facility...)
Hamsterviel: Not my beautiful fur! When will this nightmare end?! AHHHHHHHHHH!
Gantu: What was that? Sounds like a out of pitch bird.
625: Actually, that would be Hamsterviel. He screams like that when he actually has nightmares. I am surprised you never heard him. When you're out sleeping, you're all out.
Gantu: Well...sniff the air so we can catch his scent or something!
625: Fine, but you owe me for this. He's gonna smell terrible, alright. (Inhales deeply, and groans when the scent hits him, causing him to recoil with a sharp shake of his head) Found him. This way.
(The scene cut to Gantu and 625 making their way to the landfill area, but it was surrounded by a 10-foot-tall electric fence topped with barbed wire...)
625: Don't ask...not climbing over it.
Gantu: You're lucky I can just skip over that. (Picks up 625, and with a hopping skip, Gantu went over the fence wide with no harm done) Where's he, 625?
625: (Groans at the order, knowing he's gonna smell again, and goes to inhale, sniffing before recoiling with hands over his nose) God, that's awful! I won't get that scent out of my mind ever again. You're close. Left turn.
(Suddenly, a sanitation engineer walked over...)
Sanitation engineer: HEY! YOU! What are you doing on county property?!
625: Pound those feet, Gantu! Come on! (Gantu runs off, taking the left turn at a hill of trash)
Hamsterviel: (Sees them through the muggy glass of the jar) Get me out of here!
Sanitation Engineer: HEY! GET BACK HERE! (pulls out walkie-talkie): I NEED SECURITY WITH GUNS HERE, STAT!
Gantu: (Runs through lake, plucking the jar out of the dirty, disgusting water, and keeps running to the other side with 625 staring at Hamsterviel through the jar, still in Gantu's hands)
625: You stink worse than a skunk, dumpster, and Mr. Stenchy altogether! Definitely three bottles of your monogrammed shampoo at least.
(Suddenly, several guards with shotguns ran over and surrounded them...)
Captain of Guard: FREEZE! DROP WHATEVER IS IN YOUR HAND OR WE WILL SHOOT!
Hamsterviel: RUN, YOU LUNKHEAD!
Gantu: (Grunts in understanding, and runs even harder, stomping past the guards, and with his hands tightening around 625 and Hamsterviel within the jar, he took a big jump, far up over the border fence, landing far in a clearing)
625: Go, go, go! Don't stop! (Gestures to jungle in front, revealing a way back to the grounded ship, and Gantu runs into the jungle, vanishing from the guards' sight as they watched through the fence)
Goon Guard: Shouldn't we go after them, sir?
Captain of Guard: Nah. They're far gone now, and besides, we're lucky that he didn't destroy the machines or us with that holstered gun. (He didn't know that the gun was only a net-catcher gun) You must have seen the size of it!
Goon Guard: I guess so. He didn't look like a local, through.
Captain of Guard: All the same, let's head back to patrol. I have a feeling he won't break in again as he only took a jar with a live gerbil trapped in there. I figure it's his pet or something. (Everybody else agrees, and goes back to patrol, resuming their jobs)
(The montage then transitioned to show the end of July, Lilo's birthday. She was now 10 years on on this day, and the scene showed Lilo waking up and doing her morning routine with Stitch. As they did, a voiceover narration from Gio occurred once again...)
Gio (voiceover): One of the greatest things I did for this family was that, with my mom and dad's connections, I secretly arranged a HUGE birthday party for Lilo. That morning for her was normal at first...)
Stitch (pulls out wrapped gift from underneath his pillow)
Lilo: What is in there, Stitch?
Stitch: (Smiles widely) Happy birthday, Lilo! Open and see!
Lilo: (Opens it up, and gasps in shock) No way! You actually got me a Elvis snowglobe?! Wow, he really looks great! Wait, what is this? (Reads inscription on rim) To Lilo, my best friend forever. Aww, thanks, Stitch! (Feels knob at bottom) What is this?
Stitch: Few turns and see!
Lilo: (Turns knob a few times, and music comes out, echoing Lilo's one of her favorite songs) Oh, my god! Suspicious Minds! How did you ever get one like this?
Stitch: (Grins brightly) Meega carved words and song was idea, but meega ask Gio for help with buying snowglobe and putting song in.
Lilo: Wow! I love you, Stitch! This is the best birthday gift from you, ever! (Carefully puts snowglobe down on dresser) Come on, let's go down for breakfast! I gotta thank Gio too! I can't believe you asked him to help out! Elvis stuff is rich!
(The scene cuts to show Lilo making it downstairs, and seeing Gio, Nani, David, Jumba, and Pleakley waiting for her and Stitch, with the table piled high with stacks of pancakes, waffles, bacon strips, sausages, chocolate turnovers, orange scones, and jumbo chocolate chip muffins...)
Everyone: Surprise! Happy birthday, Lilo!
Lilo: Whoa! This is so awesome!
Gio: Well, birthday girl, take your seat!
Lilo: Yes! (Runs to take her seat, her eyes sweeping over the motherlode of birthday breakfast ever, having a hard decision on how to start before remembering something very important) Gio, thanks for helping Stitch with the Elvis snowglobe! I really love it! I am gonna sleep to it every night when I can!
Gio (hugs her): Awww...anything for my cousin!
Lilo: (Hugs back with a wide smile) Gee, thanks! I know I call the experiments cousins around here, but you're my favorite human cousin!
Gio: Oh, Lilo...
Lilo: (Looks around at everybody) Well, come on! Help me out with this smorgasbord of breakfast! I can't eat it all by myself!
David: (Laughs heartily) You heard her. Let's dig in!
Nani: (Chuckles warmly) And you wouldn't believe this, but Gio actually got up at 4 to do all of this!
Lilo: (Widens eyes, and looks at Gio) You actually got up before the sun came up?
Gio: I sure did! That's why I went to bed 2 hours early last night!
Lilo: That explains why you pretended to look tired after the movie! Usually, you'd talk to Nani or the others while I go to sleep with Stitch!
Gio: Well, I had to trick you to pull it all off!
Lilo: You are sneaky, alright, but hey, to do it for my birthday party, I'll take it!
Pleakley: Let's stop chatting and get some bites in! I am so hungry!
Stitch: Ih! (Slurps crazily with tongue as he pulls in a huge pancake stack, grabbing the syrup on the wayside)
Gio (fills up my own plate): Well, how do you all feel about me as a cousin?!
Pleakley: You did great! (Gulping down a piece of waffle)
Jumba: Bigger boy go big. Smart to doing it early. (Chomping down on sausage)
David: This is even more better than the past two birthdays. You did awesome, dude.
Nani: Those pancakes are really good! Nice job, Gio!
Lilo: Yeah, so good!
Stitch: Gio great cook!
Gio: What...happened on the past 2 birthdays?
Nani: Oh, last summer, it was a restaurant breakfast, and in the afternoon, took her to the beach with ice cream cones, and that night, Sparky made friends with fireflies somehow, and brought them to the backyard where Lilo had fun chasing and counting.
The summer before that, we didn't have the cousins then, only the boys. Anyway, it was a huge cake Stitch made, along with decorations we all did, and did games in the afternoon, along with a theater trip that night.
Gio: But...how is this one better?
Lilo: Because you're part of the family! And besides, a home-made birthday breakfast is way more delicious and better than a restaurant breakfast! And sure, Stitch's cake was awesome! You should have seen it! It was literally the size of the oven!
Stitch: Chocolate with pink frosting! Meega worked hard on it. (Proud smile)
Gio: But...how did Stitch learn to cook?
Stitch: Meega super-smart, can read cookbook!
Jumba: Indeed. I building 626 to be smart like super computer.
Gio: But...he destroyed things!
Stitch: (Drops ears) Ih, but Lilo changed meega. Never had ohana before even if Jumba made meega. Meega not destroy ever again cause meega love Lilo and ohana.
Gio: Oh...I didn't mean...
Lilo: It's okay, Gio. And Stitch, hey, don't be sad on my birthday!
Stitch: (Perks ears) To-okey. Lilo is birthday girl. Listen to birthday girl, ih?
Lilo: Yep! Ooh, is there anything else planned?
Gio (grins): Oh...you won't believe it...
Lilo: (Grins back at him) Yeah? Try me!
(At that point, the scene cut to a shot of a local park, but there, a huge section of it, surrounded by a portable fence, didn't look like a park anymore thanks to Gio and his parents' help. Yes, all set up for Lilo's 10th birthday, was a MASSIVE outdoor party.)
(In list: a manned snow cone machine, a manned popcorn machine, a manned corndog stand, a tall Ferris wheel with enclosed and air-condition capsules, a large chair swing attraction, a "Zipper" ride, a large "Pharaoh's Fury" swinging ship ride, roller coaster called "Double Looper", a tall spinning ride called, "Mach 2", a log flume ride called, "Niagara Falls", a spinning ride called "Starship 3000", a BB gun shooting game, a "Ring Toss" game, a first-aid RV for injuries and small emergencies, an all-you-can-eat buffet with DOZENS of entrees and side dishes, a soft-serve ice cream machine, a dessert buffet, a MASSIVE covered table with Lilo's cake to revealed later, and a large sectioned-off area with railings and bleachers for a motorcycle globe show.)
(And at that point, by 9:00am, everyone was in the jeep as Nani pulled up to the parking lot of the park, and Gio had Lilo blindfolded and he opened up the jeep's backseat door and guided her out...)
Gio: You ready for this, Lilo?
Lilo: Yes! I've been in the dark for 10 minutes!
Gio (takes her to the entrance of the area): And...(takes off her blindfold) TA-DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Lilo: (Blinks, adjusting to the sunlight before widening her eyes as she scoured over the sights near and far) Whoa! (Her face brightens up into a wide smile as she could see many familiar faces of locals and cousins from town exploring around, and she grins as she sees Myrtle waving to her with a half-smile, dragging her mother to the Ferris Wheel) You did all of this...for me? (Glancing at Gio in awe)
Gio: Well, my parents had connections...but it was my idea, so yes!
Lilo: I can't believe it...A self-built fairground on my birthday...If it's like this, I can't imagine what you'd do at Christmas...
Nani: (Chuckles lightly) I wondered the same thing too, sis. But now, where do you wanna go? You're the birthday girl, after all.
Lilo: (Blinks in bewilderment) Gosh, there's so many stuff to do! ...Can we start from the back?
Gio: Oh, sure! It's all your choice!
Lilo: (Looks at Gio with a surprised glance, and glances at Stitch who gives her a thumbs up, and calls out) Come on, slowpokes! (Skipping around and looking back at her family)
David: You heard the birthday girl. Let's go! (Smiles widely yet casually)
Gio: Which ride do you wanna do first?!
Lilo: (Giggles) The Log Ride!
Pleakley: Sounds intriguing.
Jumba: I assuming it is doing with water somewhat.
Nani: Great idea!
Stitch: (Nods) Ih.
(The scene cuts to show Gio and David chatting with each other, as they partook in the "Ring Toss" game...)
Gio (grabs a set of 5 red rings): Here I go! (tosses them at the wide bottles)
David: (Sees three straight in while two missed) Not bad! (Sees Gio receive a medium-sized ball from the man behind the stand) Allow me. (Takes his turn, and got two straight in, two missed, and one partially hooked on the rim)
Man behind the stand: That's surprisingly good. You have the choice between small or medium. (Gestures to prizes)
David: (Glances at Nani who is pouting as Lilo beat her, and grins lightly) The stuffed purple tiger, please. (Pointing to the medium aisle)
