Hamsterviel: MINIONS, RIP HER TO PIECES!
Myrtle: NOT SO FAST! COUSINS, BRING ALL WHAT YOU GOT FOR THEM! SHAKE THE GROUND, BEAT THEM UP REAL GOOD!
Hamsterviel: Yeah...NO! THEY'LL NEVER DEFEAT MY LEROYS!
Myrtle: OH, IS THAT RIGHT?! THE NAME FOR THOSE IDIOTS IS RIDICULOUSLY DUMB! LEROY?! SERIOUSLY?!
Hamsterviel: LEROYS, ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
Myrtle: OHANA, CHAAAARRGE!
Gio (rushes behind bleachers with Lilo and Stitch)
Stitch: Looka, weega almost there, just one more minute!
Lilo: Great. Gio, I think the speakers from the controls are somewhere in the basement below stage or behind the curtains.
Gio: I need to know exactly to do my thing!
Stitch: (Sniffs) Controls for speakers behind side curtain, right side. Music metal different to nose.
Gio: Thanks, Stitch!
Stitch: Mahalo, Gio!
Lilo: Let's do this thing! It's been close to 10 minutes, we'd better hurry before the cousins get injured or worse!
(The scene cuts to show Stitch getting into an Elvis costume, while Jumba got behind the curtain control levers, and Gio got behind the main technical control panel...)
Gio (programming everything on computer screen): Almost ready?
Stitch: (Thumbs up gesture) Ih! (Grins as he holds up a neat guitar)
Gio: Where...did you get that?!
Stitch: Stage prop room!
Gio: Do you know how to play?
Lilo: He sure does! I taught him, and he's a natural. Now, let's start this! Gantu, fireworks?
Gantu: On it.
Lilo: Nani, Pleakley, lights?
Pleakley: Ah, so bright!
Nani: That's the wrong way, Pleakley!
Lilo: David, drums?
David: (Twirls drumsticks in hands) Yep, ready!
Lilo: Gio, speakers?
Gio (plugs in a few cords): All set, Lilo!
Lilo: Great! Reuben, what do you got there?
Reuben: (Stepping into stage) Oh, this? It's a saxophone. Cool, huh? Ready to sing out, cousin? (Grins at Stitch as he whips out a pair of sunglasses, places them lightly on his nose, tilting them)
Stitch: Ih, cousin!
David: Let's do this thing!
Lilo: Alright, Jumba, bring them up!
Jumba: Bringing up stage into view!
(Sounds of laser fireworks from Gantu's blaster gun, the speakers turning on full volume, and lights beam down on stage)
Gio (on speaker): LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...ALIENS OF THE UNIVERSE...I PRESENT TO YOU AN AMAZING DEFEAT OF DR. HAMSTERVIEL'S PLAN...STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH! (turns off speaker) Quick, open the curtains!
Jumba: On it! (Pushes buttons to pull and open up the curtains, revealing the stage, and of course, Stitch, Reuben, and David is surrounded in beams of light)
Stitch: Aloha, cousins! (Twangs guitar, and strings spark out, and Stitch giggles sheepishly, and fixes the strings in a flash before taking a deep breath, and begins to sing with Reuben and David behind him, strumming and drumming along to the beat and the song)
Gio: AND NOW, THE PRESENTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATION!
(Lilo joins into singing 'Aloha Oe', along with Jumba dangling a house bell. Some of the other cousins join in, creating bubbles, waterworks, and blaster explosions into the air with the rest of the cousins slowing down in their battles, realizing that the song is causing the Leroys to black out after a surge of electrical sparks)
Myrtle: (Laughs) LOOK AROUND, GERBIL FACE! YOU ARE HELPLESS WITHOUT ANYONE AT YOUR BECK AND CALL! YOU AIN'T TAKING OVER HAWAII THIS TIME OR EVER AGAIN! COUSINS, GRAB HIM, HUMILIATE HIM, BEAT HIM UP REAL GOOD!
Gio: Yes, it's working!
Myrtle: (Gets down with help of Shortstuff's claw, prancing over to the stage with a smug, satisfied smile) Whoo, I've never felt better than now! Did you hear all what I said at gerbil face?
Lilo: We sure did. You were louder than Gio when he used the microphone. No offense, Gio.
Gio: None taken.
Gantu: Looks like Hamsterwheel is getting payback. I am so glad to be free of him and his hurtful comments.
Reuben: You ain't the only one. I have the feeling that he's going to be really, really secured in the deadliest, most terrifying prison ever until his death injection day.
Gantu: (Shivers) Boiling Crater is definitely terrifying. Grand Councilwoman is going to be really furious at him.
Nani: So, she's either coming tonight or tomorrow morning to take Hamsterviel back. Good. I had enough of him ruining days and nights.
David: The cousins are having fun about it.
Stitch: Meega happy to be back home!
Lilo: Really? I thought you wanted to be captain and all that stuff.
Stitch: (Shakes his head) Ohana more important than being captain. I gonna tell that to Grand Councilwoman. (Lilo smiles widely and hugs Stitch)
Jumba: I understand what you saying, 626, and you're right. Being in old lab was weird and quiet without noodle-head checking in and giving me meals when I need it.
Pleakley: I knew you missed me, Jumba! And yeah, being superintendent wasn't what I thought it'd be. I mean, I couldn't do lectures, teaching, lead trips! Nah, Turo isn't for me. I feel much better here!
Lilo: So, does that mean you two are staying too?
Pleakley: Ohana means family-
Jumba: And family means nobody-
Stitch: gets left behind-
Gio: or forgotten.
Hamsterviel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Falls to his knees) NOT FAIR! I WANTED TO WIN!
Gio: Well...well...Well... Dr. Hamsterviel, You've lost! (Grins) You pathetic little creature...
Hamsterviel: YOU! YOU STARTED THIS! YOU ENCOURAGED THAT PEST OF THAT GOOGLED GIRL TO CALL ME OUT! YOU ARE A FREAK!
Lilo: (Whistles) He called you that word...
Myrtle: (Grins) Gio is going to do something about that.
Gio (glares): I'M THE FREAK?! (grabs him by the ears and picks him up) YOU are the one that did all of this. YOU are the one who tried to KILL MY OHANA! AND YOU...ARE...THE MOST SICK HAMSTER I HAVE EVER MET! (spits at him)
Hamsterviel: (Whines) Not the manhandling! My ears are sensitive! Gross! Germs! Human germs!
Stitch: (Giggles) Meega think you wanna throw him like football. Besides, youga not want Hamsterviel germs.
Gio (punches his face multiple times): THIS IS FOR HURTING MY OHANA!
Hamsterviel: (Whimpers in pain) I surrender, I surrender!
Pleakley: See if you can rip that cape off him and get a cousin to burn it in front of Hamsterviel!
Gio: Hmmm...that can work! (Rips the red cape off Hamsteviel) Lilo, summon a cousin with fire powers!
Lilo: On it! Let's see, oh, I know, Splodyhead!
Splodyhead: (Comes forward, and waits patiently for Gio's permission to burn the cape)
Gio (drops it on floor): Burn it!
Splodyhead: (Nods and thrills excitedly as he shoots a fireball from his nozzle-like nose, the fireball a direct hit into the cape, successfully burning it)
Hamsterviel: (Cries out in horror and tears) Not my cape, not my precious cape!
Gio: And now...(pulls out jar) An additional punishment! (seals him inside jar) TIME TO GET SICK! (shakes the jar very violently)
Hamsterviel: (Screams) No, NO, NOOOOOOOO! I'M GONNA PUKE! (Bile coats glass suddenly)
Lilo and Myrtle: Eeeeew!
Slushy: (Thrills and speaks in Tantalog to Stitch who nods and smirks)
Stitch: Slushy waka a turn at gerbil face! Wanna put him in too tight cage of ice!
Gio: Good idea! Slushy, make an ice cage while I shake him some more! (shakes jar harder)
Slushy: (Makes delighted, mischievous face and blows hard yet carefully, crafting his ice power to make a too-tight ice cage, knowing that Gio would want Hamsterviel to be miserable as much as possible) Ih, perfect! Cousin Gio ready?
Gio (still shaking jar): After some more shaking...
Hamsterviel: NO, NO MORE, PLEASE, MERCY, MERCY ON ME! I WON'T CALL YOU THAT WORD EVER AGAIN IN MY LIFE!
Gio: You're only apologizing because you are getting punished. You're not REALLY sorry for what you did!
Lilo: He's really serious, Hamsterviel! If there is any ounce of goodness left in that heart of yours, apologize to him!
Myrtle: Unless you wanna be tortured by his face everyday in prison, better make that apology plenty big!
Hamsterviel: Okay, OKAY! GIO PELEKAI AND OHANA, I AM TRULY, REALLY SORRY FOR ALL WHAT I'VE DONE TO YOU, AND I NEVER WANT TO SEE ANY OF YOUR FACES AGAIN IN MY DREAMS OR NIGHTMARES! I APOLOGIZE TO ALL OF YOU!
Gio (keeps shaking jar): That...sounds desperate!
Hamsterviel: YES, YES, ALRIGHT, I AM DESPERATE! PLEASE, I'm telling the TRUTH!
Gio (to Lilo): Lilo, you be the judge of that. After all, you've been through so much in your life, that I think you're the most qualified judge I know.
Lilo: Hmmm...(Comes closer and stares at Hamsterviel) Do you swear to stay in prison and avoid Earth forever? (Technically holding the knowledge to herself that Hamsterviel will get the death injection in a few years anyway)
Hamsterviel: YES, I swear on my name and tail that I will stay in prison, safe from all of you, and avoid Earth forever!
Lilo: (Nods) Gio, drop him from the jar into the cage, and we will wait for Grand Councilwoman to take him either tonight or tomorrow morning.
Gio (stops shaking the jar): Good...(opens jar and dumps into top of the case)
Hamsterviel: Oh! (Yelps as he lands into the cage with a thump as Slushy makes a super strong lock over the top, enclosing Hamsterviel)
Nani: (Glances at watch) What do you know? It is barely a quarter past 8 pm.
David: Huh. Well, looks like we gotta clean up around here before people notice.
Gantu: (Looks around) Yep.
Lilo: Come on, cousins! You heard David. You gotta help clean out before you head home for your jobs and true homes.
Gio: What should we do with this gerbil?
Jumba: We still have intergalactic university car. We put him in the back-isty back trunk.
Pleakley: Yeah, so we don't have to hear him complain or whatever.
Stitch: Not wait too long for Councilwoman. She will waka be here soon.
Lilo: Stitch has a point. It's more likely that The Grand Councilwoman will receive Hamsterviel tonight, the faster he goes with her, the sooner he goes back to jail, and (whispers) maybe shorten the sentence to a couple of years instead of five if she talks with the council.
Gio: Or they could have him executed immediately!
Jumba: That's option three.
Nani: Is there a vote with representatives? I mean, Lilo and the rest of you have clearly visited Turo, and that made you representatives, right?
Pleakley: There's one vote from every representative of a planet within the galaxy. And of course, there's the Court, and finally, there's the Grand Councilwoman.
Gio: Well, I can give the Grand Councilwoman a recommendation.
Stitch: Good idea!
(The scene cuts to show the spaceship of the Grand Councilwoman and 3 guards arriving near the stadium, as Jumba made a call to her earlier. She entered the stadium, and approached the ice cage, which Gio stood beside...)
Grand Councilwoman: Ah, Gio, you're looking well. (Looks around to see the last remains of the battle mess that some cousins are cleaning up) It must have been a intense battle if you are having Hamsterviel in a ice cage, looking quite bruised and miserable.
Gio: I shook him in a jar, and I burned his cape.
Grand Councilwoman: Ah, that explains it, and good thing that you burned the cape. He won't need it anymore for he's bound for Boiling Crater, the most secure and deadliest prison ever in this galaxy. (Hamsterviel shivers in horror, hearing rumors and stories about the infamous prison)
Gio: About that...(walks up to her) I feel that after what he's doing to all of these aliens and how he tried to kill my ohana today, that it's best if he gets executed sooner than 5 years from now.
Grand Councilwoman: (Looks at Gio in surprise for a moment, seems to think for a few seconds, and nods) How much sooner?
Gio: Immediately because he is too dangerous to be kept alive after what he's done today!
Grand Councilwoman: (Widens eyes in surprise, and sighs with a nod) I'd thought I would expect you to say that one day, through I would never thought it would be this soon after a whole summer alone... You're surely serious about it, aren't you?
Gio: I am serious. Please, I know it seems crazy but I know what injustice is like, and how criminals should always be brought to justice for what they do! (sighs) I...I myself was the victim of injustice a long time ago after a school bully decided to bash my head with a brick when I was walking home from school one day. I...I I was hurt and I had to go to the hospital for a couple of days. My parents were so mortified of what happened and they thought I wouldn't live to experience more highlights in my life. But, here I am now, alive and well and ready to make sure people do not get hurt like I did! Dr. Hamsterveil has to go, because if he gets out of prison again, there is no telling about what he will do to my Ohana!
Grand Councilwoman: (Looks at Gio in shock and amazement, seeing the truth in his eyes, and glances at Hamsterviel momentarily before looking back at Gio as she realizes the severity of this situation) I may not be a regular visitor to the Pelekai house, but they treat me like family, like ohana. I do not want them to be hurt or worse. And what Hamsterviel has done to you and them, it has gone too far. You still have the tablet I gave you?
Gio: Yes, I do...
Grand Councilwoman: I know you're leaving for home soon, and when I and the Court are ready to do the execution, we'll let you know via tablet videophone.
Gio: You got it. Thank you so much! (to Hamsterviel): Well Hamsterviel, prepare for the ultimate punishment that you will not be able to come back from!
Hamsterviel: At least I am safe from you...(Yelps as Gio picks up the ice cage by the handle, handing it over to Grand Councilwoman)
Grand Councilwoman: And to be assured, Gio, it will be a day or two. There's still a mess back on Turo to fix, and of course, inform the Court about the execution, prepare the room for it.
Gio (to Hamsterviel): Now...how does it feel to be the scared one?!
Hamsterviel: Humble for once...
Gio: Well, this all could've been avoided if you would have just left us alone!
Hamsterviel: This was one choice I am officially regretting. I cannot believe I am saying this, but Grand Councilwoman, please get me out of here. I made a promise to that boy that I would avoid Earth forever, and if death is the consequence for it, I'll go without any fuss when it's time.
Gio (grins): Grand Councilwoman, take him away!
Grand Councilwoman: (Smiles) Of course. And are you sure you don't need any other going-away party presents besides Hamsterviel's execution?
Gio: What else could you offer, anyway?
Grand Councilwoman: (Smiles) Since I can't be there at the party, for I have far too much work besides the execution, I have something on hand for you. (Pulls out a bundle of fabric hiding something) I had to ask Jumba's help in specifics, but I hope you like it. (Watches Gio open the bundle, revealing a stone model of a experiment creature; it's a combination of parts from cousins, like Fibber's head, Stitch's antennae, Slugger's wings, Hammerface's tail, Frenchfry's four arms. The stone model is mostly painted of dark green with black stripes on the tail, the back, and of course, the eyes are light green.) I have always wondered of what you would look like if you were a experiment, just for imagination, of course.
Gio: Whoa...I...I...I don't know what to say...
Grand Councilwoman: (Nods warmly) Your face says it all. I am glad you like it very much. And if your parents ask about it, just tell them that it is a figurine from a video game or something.
Gio: No problem! (chuckles)
Grand Councilwoman: (Smiles) I better get on my way. I wish you good tidings on your trip home, Gio.
Gio (hugs her): T-Thanks for everything!
Grand Councilwoman: (Blinks in surprise at the hug, and smiles gently as she hugs him back) You're very much welcome. (Lets go of him) I'll contact you soon. You are a good man, Gio Pelekai.
Gio: Well, I was taught by the best.
Grand Councilwoman: (Chuckles and nods at him in a goodbye gesture as she turns around, heading for the ship, signaling the guards to follow closely before Stitch comes over to her, stopping her momentarily, speaking quietly and the Grand Councilwoman seemed to give a gesture to Stitch, and Stitch widely smiles, looking to be thanking her before he leaves the Grand Councilwoman, walking back to Lilo.)
Gio (walks over to Lilo, Nani, Stitch, Pleakley, and Jumba): That...was intense!
Nani: (Laughs) Too right, Gio! Well, the stadium is very clean from the looks of it. Let's get out of here before the early morning shift people comes checking.
Pleakley: Too bad David wasn't here to see the interaction as he had to go home like most of the cousins.
Stitch: Waka go home with ohana! (Yawns) Tired after intense fighting and singing!
Lilo: (Giggles) Yeah, this calls for a late night ice cream drive-through!
Jumba: Indeed, I admitting I missed bigger boy's cooking.
Lilo: It's really neat of her to give that cool stone model! Somehow, it really suits you.
