They have realized that their leader who was a war veteran, and their friend that was a super-powered immortal human, both had a few quirks that made the others question their sanity.
One of them being that they were oddly calm about injuries, and in Bee's case, if he could fix the problem himself, at that moment, he would. And Bee had a very high pain tolerance compared to the others.
Because after a particularly bad hit that forced him to crash into the nearby cliff wall, he was way too calm.
Strongarm grunted as she forced the cuffs around the cons wrists," Sideswipe," He perked up at his name being called," Go with Grim and help Bee out of the wall."
"Got it," and with the wave of his servo, the racing bot and Dinobot were on their way to the cliff, where they could hear their leader cursing under the pile of rocks.
Grim started to pull off the larger rocks, allowing Sideswipe to brush away the smaller ones," Bee?" His leader grunted in response," You good? Ah-" Before Bee could even answer, he saw the yellow armor of the Lieutenant's shoulder and grabbed onto it. And with a solid pull, he managed to pull Bee out of the rock pile and onto his pedes.
Bumblebee coughed and spat out the debris that had gotten into his mouth, his servo going up to dust off the rest of him in the process," Thanks. I'm fine, just a little banged up."
Sideswipe and Grim didn't hear a single thing that their leader said.
Because they were too busy staring at his limp arm that was at his side.
His right arm was unresponsive and hung at a lower level than his left arm. Now that they stared, they could tell that even his collarbone was hanging lower, making him look lopsided.
"Uh," Grim's gravelly voice lamely said, a tone of concern that in that single syllable.
"I think there's something wrong with your arm Beeā¦"
"huh?" Bee looked at his arm, finally noticing that it was unresponsive and was hanging unnaturally," Oh, ugh," He dragged out the groan, his face scrunching up in pain as the injury finally registered.
"Hang on. I just dislocated my shoulder," He was saying that way too causally," Here," With no regard to the pain, Bumblebee forced his arm up and held his servo out to Sideswipe to take. With a frown, Sideswipe hesitantly grabbed onto Bees arm, not liking what was happening," Hey. Don't let go of my servo. Ready?"
"Uh. Ready for what?"
Now that was an annoyed look if he had ever seen one.
"Just don't let go of my servo. Ready?" He was still extremely confused, and a glance towards Grimlock told him that the Dinobot was just as confused. But he listened and held onto Bees servo as tight as he could.
"Ready?"
"Good." The feeling of Bee leaning away from him made Sideswipe hold on tighter and lean in the opposite direction.
And in a way that both Sideswipe and Grimlock were never going to forget, Bee held onto his shoulder right at the joint, took a few quick breaths, and violently jerked his arm away from Sideswipe.
The hiss of pain could barely be heard over the loud pop of Bees joint sliding back into place.
"Ah, there you go," As if he hadn't just forced his shoulder back to place, Bee slide his servo out of Sideswipes' grip, and swung his arm around. "That is how you relocate your shoulder." Bee was talking like he was giving them a piece of advice on the best way to prepare Energon," Its gonna be sore for a few days but it's not that bad. "
Ignoring their gaping stares, Bee motioned them to follow him," Come on, we gotta get back to the scrapyard."
They stared at him as he walked away.
"What the fuck?"
It turned out that Danny wasn't any better.
No.
He was worse.
After a very unfortunate accident of Danny walking around the scrapyard, absorbed in his phone and music, walking around the corner at just the right time to get hit by an incoming Strongarm.
As one might imagine, a 100-pound human being slammed by the grill of a car going at least 40 miles per hour, did some damage.
Everyone was horrified at the way Danny flew across the courtyard and crashed into the command center.
They all rushed over to him and felt their panic be kicked up a notch when they saw Danny's thigh bone sticking out of his flesh.
Now, this was the part where they realized that Danny was worse than Bee when it came to injuries.
Because he very nonchalantly looked down at his leg, said 'ah man' like it wasn't his femur that was sticking out of his leg and he had stepped in a puddle of water instead. And with no hesitation, grabbed onto his protruding bone, turned it intangible, before forcing it back his leg. There was a sickening crunch and squelch as they heard Danny put the bone back into place
Denny ran around the corner and they could hear him puking. To be quite honest, it was taking everything the bots had to not do the same as they watched Danny's skin quickly knit itself back together
Even Bee looked like he wanted to puke," Danny," Danny looked up at his friend as he stood up, wiping the blood that was on his hands onto his pants as he did so," What the actual fuck is wrong with you?"'
Danny just grinned.
"Would you like that in alphabetical order or sequential?"
But yet, despite their odd quirks when it came to injuries and pain, they also had odd quirks when it came to certain animals and objects.
They will never forget the way Bee sprinted into the open space, chanting," Move move move!" putting an impressive show of acrobatics and athleticism as he scrambled up a pile and over within seconds.
Before anyone could question what he was running away from, they saw the smallest green dog run into the courtyard, yipping happily as he chased their leader.
And in a tone they recognized as the tone Bee used when he was referencing something, they could hear," Get yo fuckin' dog Bitch!"
Danny came from around the corner, laughing almost hysterically as he yelled back," It don't bite."
There was a yelp, the sound of something big and metallic falling to the ground, and then the pounding of feet that had a sound of something being dragged accompanying it.
Within seconds, the green dog and their leader were back. Bee was being dragged by the now giant dog, who looked like he was playing a game. With the green dog running back to Danny, Bees pede in its mouth. Bee shouted as he was being dragged," YES IT DO BITCH!"
They just stared at Danny ordered the dog to put down their leader through his hysterical laughter.
Sideswipe put his helm into his servo.
"I give up. "
Just as Bee was understandably scared of the glowing green dog now identified as Cujo, Danny was scared of his own thing.
This time, Bee was in his holoform, chasing Danny as he held a soup thermos?
"Don't you fucking dare Bumblebee!" Danny said that as he was running for his life.
They just watched him, as Bee chased Danny, who seemingly lost all sense to use his powers to get away from their leader.
This time, it was Bee's turn to laugh.
"Payback baby!" Danny let out another shriek and sprinted faster. Realizing that Danny was getting away, Bee ruthlessly threw the thermos at Danny. Accurately hitting Danny right into the back of his head and forcing their friend to the ground.
It was certainly a sight to see their ever so powerful friend being downed by a mere soup thermos.
"Those two confuse me more and more every day."
They couldn't help but agree with Denny's words.
