-Chaoter 38-

-Rachel pov-

Valentine's Day is here! I get to be showered in love and chocolate! There is so much chocolate on sale! I best get a huge chocolate heart!

I have actually been hanging out with Donna all day. She has gotten permission to wear animal sweaters to school. So we have been trading them back and forth. It has been nice having a outside friend.

She puts on the owl one I gave while I put on the turtle. We both look and laugh as we pick up the others. Donna reminds me a lot of me honestly. If we got Brittany in on this we could rule the school!

"You thinking about adding Brittany?" I nod and Donna smiles mischievously "We have some sweaters"

"Yes we do" I join in with her evil smiling "Let's go found our blonde"

-Santana pov-

"Alright everything has to be perfect for lunch!" I look at Quinn who is looking through the basket "Quinn your snack basket is backstage on the right"

"Thank you" Quinn gets up and goes to the other one "I have never been so hungry!"

"I just enjoy that your are getting chunkier" I get a glare and sigh "Quinn you were anorexic"

"Still am but getting help and better" She picks up some cheese puffs and mustard "I just have my dads teaching in my head"

"Which we will remove" She smiles and I give one back "Now feed our little puppy"

I look back to moving things around. Rachel's picnic will be perfect!

-Time skip-

"How the hell did you three get into a chocolate mess?!" I sigh as Shelby stands in front of Rachel, Brittany, and Donna "How did you even find that much chocolate?!"

"Well you said the card was for emergencies" Shelby casts fire from her eyes at Rachel "We were hungry and wanted chocolate!"

"Please do not report us" Donna puts on a puppy dog face like Rachel's "Please"

"Yes Miss C!" Brittany joins in and I see the start of anarchy "Please do not report it!"

"Yeah mom!" Rachel is the final one to do puppy dog eyes "Pleeeeaaaassseee!"

"Fine!" I can not blame her for breaking "Just stop the eyes!"

The girls cheer and the bell rings. It is time for lunch now. I grab Rachel's hand and say goodbye. I am not having my plans ruined right now!

I lead Rachel into the auditorium and the music begins.

-Santana-Quinn-Both-

Ma cherie Mademoiselle,

It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure

That we welcome you tonight.

And now, we invite you to relax,

Let us pull up a chair

As the dining room proudly presents -

Your dinner!

Be our guest!

Be our guest!

Put our service to the test

Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie

And we'll provide the rest

Soup du jour

Hot hors d'oeuvres

Why, we only live to serve

Try the grey stuff

It's delicious!

Don't believe me?

Ask the dishes

They can sing, sing, sing!

They can dance, dance, dance!

After all, Miss, this is France!

And the dinner here is never, never second best!

Come up!

Go on, unfold your menu

Go on, take a glance and then you'll

Be our guest

Oui, our guest

Be our guest!

I being Rachel to the stage more and I hear Quinn shuffling.

Beef ragout,

Cheese souffle,

Pie and pudding "en flambe"

We'll prepare and serve with flair

A culinary cabaret!

You're alone

And you're scared

But the banquet's all prepared

No one's gloomy or complaining

While the flatware's entertaining

We tell jokes,

I do tricks!

With my fellow candlesticks

And it's all in perfect taste

That you can bet

Come on and lift your glass

You've won your own free pass

To be our guest

If you're stressed

It's fine dining we suggest!

Be our guest!

Be our guest!

Be our guest!

Life is so unnerving

For a servant who's not serving

He's not whole without a soul to wait upon

Ah, those good old days when we were useful

Suddenly those good old days are gone

Ten years we've been rusting

Needing so much more than dusting

Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills!

Most days we just lay around the castle

Flabby, fat and lazy

You walked in, and oops-a-daisy!

Quinn comes out with a smile and the basket. Rachel is all smiles right now. I lay down the blanket as Quinn pulls out the food.

It's a guest!

It's a guest!

Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed!

Wine's been poured and thank the Lord

I've had the napkins freshly pressed

With dessert

She'll want tea

And my dear that's fine with me

While the cups do their soft-shoein'

I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing

I'll get warm

Piping hot

Heaven's sakes! Is that a spot?

Clean it up!

We want the company impressed

We've got a lot to do!

Is it one lump or two?

For you, our guest!

She's our guest!

She's our guest!

She's our guest!

Be our guest

Be our guest

Our command is your request

It's been ten years since we've had anybody here

And we're obsessed

With your meal

With your ease

Yes, indeed, we aim to please

While the candlelight's still glowing

Let us help you

We'll keep going

Course by course!

One by one!

'Til you shout, "Enough! I'm done!"

Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest

Tonight you'll prop your feet up

But for now, let's eat up

Be our guest!

Be our guest!

Be our guest!

Please, be our guest!

"Perfect!" Rachel applauds with laughter "I appreciate the Beauty and beast themed stuff too"

"Why of course!" I give her a chaste kiss "Now are you hungry or do you want to dance first?"

"Hmmmm" Rachel looks at Quinn "You can in last Mrs. Potts! You have to dance first!"

"Why I like the idea!" We both chuckle as they stand up "Santana? Could you press play?"

I nod and pull out the remote. Soon the music starts.

-Quinn singing-

What day is it? And in what month?

This clock never seemed so alive

I can't keep up and I can't back down

I've been losing so much time

'Cause it's you and me and all of the people with nothing to do, nothing to lose

And it's you and me and all of the people

And I don't know why I can't keep my eyes off of you

All of the things that I want to say just aren't coming out right

I'm tripping on words

You got my head spinning

I don't know where to go from here

'Cause it's you and me and all of the people with nothing to do, nothing to prove

And it's you and me and all of the people

And I don't know why I can't keep my eyes off of you

Something about you now

I can't quite figure out

Everything she does is beautiful

Everything she does is right

'Cause it's you and me and all of the people with nothing to do, nothing to lose

And it's you and me and all of the people

And I don't know why I can't keep my eyes off of you

And me and all of the people with nothing to do and nothing to prove

And it's you and me and all of the people

And I don't know why I can't keep my eyes off of you

What day is it?

And in what month?

This clock never seemed so alive

"That was amazing!" I nod and they both sit down "Now let's chow down on this amazing food!"

"You think it looks good?" I can not help but feel nervous "I tried my best even though I can barely cook"

"I looks wonderful and I bet tastes even better" Rachel smiles brightly "Let's dig in!"

-Time skip-

I should have done my dancing before this. I can not move now! I ate so much food! I can not believe I can be that good of a cook though.

"So you still owe me a dance" I look at Rachel who has her hand out "What song do you have?"

I stand up and give Quinn the remote. She pushes play and the music begins to play.

-Santana singing-

We'll do it all

Everything

On our own

We don't need

Anything

Or anyone

If I lay here

If I just lay here

Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

I don't quite know

How to say

How I feel

Those three words

Are said too much

They're not enough

If I lay here

If I just lay here

Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

Forget what we're told

Before we get too old

Show me a garden that's bursting into life

Let's waste time

Chasing cars

Around our heads

I need your grace

To remind me

To find my own

If I lay here

If I just lay here

Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

Forget what we're told

Before we get too old

Show me a garden that's bursting into life

All that I am

All that I ever was

Is here in your perfect eyes, they're all I can see

I don't know where

Confused about how as well

Just know that these things will never change for us at all

If I lay here

If I just lay here

Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

"This has been an amazing Valentine's Day" Quinn and I smile happily "I got you both something too!"

She speeds off and comes back. She hands us each a bag. I open mine and see a necklace I was looking at. It has a Robin Hood hat on it and is gold.

I look over to see Quinn now owns the whole Harry Potter collection. We both hug Rachel tightly. We are three peas in a pod. Quinn and I already gave each other gifts this morning.

I got a bear and she got new drawing utensils. She was upset but I love the bear. It is the thought that I care about. The end of lunch bell finally rings but we do not care.

I think I have better plans for what we could do the rest of the day.