Sheogorath THE mad god sat upon his split gold and black throne bored beyond madness "Haskill!" Sheogorath yelled

standing beside him Haskill winced "yes lord."

"I propose a game of sorts!" Sheogorath said

"What shall we play lord" Haskill sighed

"we?" Sheogorath started "I believe you misunderstand dear Haskill we will be spectating!" Sheogorath all but proclaimed.

Haskill winced again "And what shall we be spectating, lord?"

"a game of sorts of course weren't you listening?"

Haskill sighed "and what kind of game shall this be, I need details my lord if I am to..." Haskill paused "assist me" Sheogorath finished "yes excellent point," Sheogorath thought for a moment "I know, we'll grab some poor Dovahkiin and send him or her or it who knows they are part Aedra right?" Sheogorath paused focusing on something he really shouldn't overthink.

"Lord?" Haskill asked a little unsettled by his master's train of thought.

"oh, right we'll send them 'adrift on the sands of time' as that old dragon put it," Sheogorath stated as he did his admittedly not terrible impersonation of Paarthurnax.

Haskill was dead silent contemplating the kind of mess he would have to clean up and then explain to Akatosh/Alkosh/Auri-el why one of his mortal sons disappeared from Mundas or possibly Aetherius as a whole.

Sheogorath was laughing madly as he saw Haskill make all sorts of faces.

Haskill stilled after a few moments coming to terms with the mess he was going to have to clean up. he sighed then winced then finally asked "where exactly do you plan to send the Dovahkiin?"

"I said across the-" Sheogorath started "I meant temporal and geographical coordinates lord." Sheogorath paused and just stared at his overworked but ever-faithful servant.

Haskill sighed " the where and when lord." he stated

"I know that! but I believe you meant when and where Haskill?" Haskill stared blankly

"unless I misheard you, which I do not believe I did, you said temporal first which would imply the when so the when would come first, Right Haskill?"

Haskill glared at his lord if looks could kill which they could in a Sload's case then Sheogorath would be a mass of bloody flesh on the ground.

Sheogorath laughed again "I kid Haskill, now back on the topic of location" Sheogorath furrowed his brows focusing on clearing his mind of madness trying to think of a suitable location that wouldn't end with the Dovahkiin being slain in the first few moments of 'landing' he couldn't of course because he thought of several.

"screw it!" Sheogorath shouted, "if I can't think of just one then I'll have to send more to other realms, yes that is clearly the most reasonable course of action!"

Haskill wanted to impale himself on something. "reasonable" he thought

"Haskill?" Sheogorath called. Haskill snapped out of his trance looked at his lord "yes?"

"I have selected three realms and three Dovahkiin to partake in our game." he stopped there Haskill waited a solid fifteen seconds expecting an answer before giving up and asking "and where ex-" Haskill was cut off.

"don't interrupt me Haskill I was building suspense!" Sheogorath roared then waited a few more seconds before continuing "the realms I have selected are as follows the world of Grimm, the realm of the grimdark future where there is only war, and finally" Sheogorath paused and snickered " the realm of heroes and villains."