"Such A Bother"

Rating: K+

Fandom: Fire Emblem: Three Houses

Characters: Edelgard Von Hresvelg, Hubert Von Vestra

Genre: Humor/General

Summary: Edelgard is busy trying to enjoy her dinner in peace, but she can't help but feel like something is bothering her. And Hubert absolutely wants to know why.

Disclaimer: As you already know by now, I do NOT own anything associated with the Fire Emblem series, and that includes the games and characters. Those are completely owned by Nintendo and Intelligent Systems. That's absolutely all you need to know. Anyway, I wrote this right in the middle of the thunderstorm I've been having last night. It's a little bit random and it's also because I couldn't think of a big story idea. But this is short and funny if you read it all the way to the end. Anyway, enough explanation, here's a fic featuring Hubert and Edelgard. Enjoy.

P.S.: This also counts as a post-timeskip story though if you like it that way. Ok, on with the story.


"Lady Edelgard, your dinner is ready!"

Shouted Hubert Von Vestra as he stood next to a dinner table standing inside the Emperor's private room. He waited for several seconds until his longtime confidant and current ruler of the Adrestian Empire, Edelgard Von Hresvelg, came right in looking all sweaty and exhausted after a round of training from her fellow Black Eagles.

She suddenly noticed a fruity scent come across her nose, which forced Edelgard herself to notice the scent coming from the dinner table herself. The emperor suddenly looked down to see her favorite dish Saghert and cream sitting on top of the table itself, making her mouth water with hunger.

"How did you know this was what I wanted?" Edelgard said with wondering eyes.

Hubert sent out a halfhearted chuckle, "I had a little bit help in the kitchen with Bernadetta. She managed to help me out without even fainting at the sight of me."

"I'm very surprised to hear that." Edelgard nodded.

She then saw Hubert pull up a chair before asking him nicely, "Your seat, Lady Edelgard."

"With pleasure." Edelgard said, replying with a nice bow before taking her seat.

The emperor then proceeded to push herself closer to the table to see the creamy delectable up close and personal. Just taking a look at the cream-covered concoction before her made Edelgard work up quite an appetite. She immediately wasted no time as she dug into that sweet delicious Saghert head-on without no boundaries.

But all of a sudden, she found herself fidgeting in her very own seat as if the chair Edelgard was sitting in made her very uncomfortable. She didn't understand this at all. The chair she was sitting in looked fine as it was from her vantage point. Yet somehow, it made Edelgard a little bit nervous all around. She didn't know what it was, except for the fact that she felt a very distressed sigh so loud that Hubert noticed it right away.

"Is something the matter, Lady Edelgard?" He said to his friend.

Edelgard felt her eyes roll in distress before she gave Hubert the only response she knew how:

"Hubert, please don't stalk me every time I eat. It's distracting."

"I'm afraid I can't do that, Lady Edelgard." Hubert replied, shaking his head in refusal before saying, "I must make sure you do not choke, that I assure."

"I swear, you're such a bother…" Edelgard rolled his eyes with a little chuckle, all before finally getting a bite of her dessert.

Without a doubt, Hubert was indeed such a bother to her.

And truth be told, she was completely fine with that.

Yep, that's Hubert the stalker creep for you. All right, enough about me. Let me know what you thought about this drabble, okay? Feedbacks are welcome and appreciated, everybody. Peace out, dudes and dudettes.