The lone Jungle Thief in town is one of the most cunning assholes in the whole African continent, and he was named Dick Van Der Westhuizen. There lies his house, packed with pirated stuff from as far as India and what would become Tajikistan.

He has long brown hair and has spawned a lot of kids with one night stands who aren't even his genetic kin, for the most part. His eyes are grey as fuck, with a luminous charm behind them.

He is plotting to kill the people of a whole village, which itself has really unfortunate implications.