The Mystery of the Deserted Village has finally been unravelled; The villagers have migrated to holy frigging Kampala, never to return. Meanwhile, a bunch of drunk soldiers arrived in the savannah. They've been training in the northern Nile of Egypt for about four years, so they can camouflage well.

A bunch of Poachers - they're DICK's FELLAs, mind you - have basically poached a few of them out. Morrison Jnr may definitely be running out of military room, once he started to step into the mud.