Disclaimer: I do not own Spider-Man or anything else you may recognize
This is just a crack idea for the 2nd Raimi Spidey film that sprung up to my mind, enjoy it.
Harry Osborn picked up the dagger and marched to the bound Spider-Man. "If only I could cause you the pain that you've caused me."
He unsheathed the dagger, raising it up over his head. Spider-Man's head tilted to face him as he snarled. "First, we'll see who's behind that mask, and look into your eyes as you die."
Harry pulled off the mask-
Only to see the face of Peter Parker looking back at him!
Gasping in horror, Harry staggered back, the dagger dropping to the floor with a 'clang'.
"Pete….." Harry panted in utter shock. "No…..It can't be!"
Peter racked his brain, and got an idea. "What's…what's going on Harry?"
"Peter…..you're Spider-Man! How could you-"
"How am I in this Spider-Man costume?" Peter played dumb, looking down at the costume before looking back up at Harry. "I just remember, Otto, he came to me and was saying something like- "If Harry wants Spider-Man, Spider-Man he'll get." And then I was hit by one of those mechanical arms and knocked out."
Harry's face scrunched up in realization. "Oh that rat bastard!" Harry kicked a table away in anger. "He tricked me!" He looked at Peter. "He put you in a Spider-Man suit and brought you to me to get what he wanted."
"I'm sorry about that, Harry", Peter apologized, glad his trick had worked well. "Anyways, could you get me out of these?"
"Oh yeah, sure, sure", Harry began to cut the barb wires off of Peter, the vigilante glad he'd managed to keep his identity safe from his best friend in spite of such a close call.
Well, that was fun.
Hope all enjoyed and see you all next time with some other update.
