Chapter 4

Back in Pasadena, the others continued pressuring Leonard to get in contact with Sheldon to find out where he's at.

" For God sakes! You got to be kidding me!", Leonard hissed as he snapped his phone shut.

" What is it Leonard?", Howard asked.

" The crazy ba***rd blocked us! Now we'll never find out where he is!", Leonard hissed.

" Check his Facebook dude! Maybe he posted something!", Raj chimed in.

" Yes of course Raj! Why didn't I think of that?!", Leonard exclaimed as he went to his desk and opened his laptop. But, when he tried to go to Sheldon's Facebook profile he discovered that he was blocked from there too.

" Godd*mn it! He blocked us out of his profile too! This is all my fault!", Leonard hissed as he slammed his fist on the desk.

" Leonard it's not entirely your fault. We're all to blame for Sheldon leaving Pasadena.", Stuart said.

" Well, that's it. I'm officially declaring him to be legally dead.", Leonard said as he rose from his desk and threw his hands up.

" You don't know that Leonard! He could still be alive out there!", Penny choked out as she gasped at what her boyfriend said.

" Yeah but where is the question Penny! Sheldon could be anywhere in the nation worldwide by now! He obviously doesn't want to talk to us anymore so who's to say that we just declare him legally dead and that he's out of our life!", Leonard shot back at her.

" Look Leonard, we all care about Sheldon, but, we can't just forget that he was ever in our life in the first place! What the hell kind of friends would we be if we did that?!", Penny screamed as tears started streaming from her face.

" Oh thank the Lord!", Mrs. Cooper exclaimed as she entered the room and let out a sigh of relief.

" What is it Mrs. Cooper?!", Bernadette asked.

" I just got off the phone with my mother and she told me that she had just now spoken to Sheldon on the phone!", Mrs. Cooper said.

" Really?! Well where is he?! Is he ok?!", the gang exclaimed.

" Everybody calm down, he said he's fine. He didn't say where he was but he said that he's staying with a nice young woman and her family. He also said not to worry about him.", Mrs. Cooper said.

" What?! Sheldon's with a girl?!", Howard exclaimed.

" I'm gonna kill him! Who's this girl he's with?!", Amy angrily shrieked.

" Lord only knows Amy. He didn't say that either.", Mrs. Cooper said.

" Oh yeah well I'm gonna find out who this little bi**h is who stole my man!", Amy angrily screamed as she turned toward the door, threw it open, and stormed across the hallway.

" You and Sheldon broke up Ames!", Penny pointed out.

" I know that Penny but that doesn't mean I'm going to let him move on that easy! This is the most hurtful, selfish thing he could have ever done to me! I'm going to find out who this girl is with Sheldon and I'm going to let her know that she better keep her distance or there will be problems!", Amy angrily screamed as she slammed the door shut.

" You guys, I'm worried about Amy.", Penny said.

" Yeah me too.", Bernadette said.

" Why? Amy's just a little jealous. She'll get over it.", Stuart said.

" Come on Stuart, really?! Sheldon and another girl together?! That doesn't even make sense!", Howard said.

" I agree. Sheldon has no deal remember?", Leonard said.

" Ok, I'm going to let you talk about this amongst yourselves. I need to go call Missy and Georgie.", Mrs. Cooper said as she left the room.

" You guys are missing the point here! What if Amy does something very rash and makes the situation even worse?! She could end up really hurting an innocent, young girl!", Penny interjected.

" Penny's got a good point you guys. It would just make us all look like jerks if we let Amy do that.", Raj said.

" Raj, we're already jerks for pushing Sheldon away in the first place! He was our friend and we took that friendship with him for granted! Sure he's very annoying but we shouldn't have treated him like that! Doing what we did to him is unforgivable!", Howard said.

" I hate to admit it but you're right Wolowitz! We're the worst group of friends ever!", Leonard said as he let out a sad sigh.

" Come on Penny, let's go talk to Amy.", Bernadette said.

" Ok.", Penny said as the two women walked out of 4A and across the hall to 4B.

7 miles outside of New York City, Sheldon was still sitting in the passenger seat of Meghann's car, watching a rerun episode of Professor Proton on his phone while Meghann was braving the elements outside trying to set up her storm chasing equipment. As he glanced up for a second out at her, he thought, ' Good Lord, that girl is nuts! This is extremely dangerous and she should not be doing this!' He looked back down at his phone when Meghann sprinted back to the car, opened the door and got back in. As she put her seatbelt back on and threw down the hood on her dark blue rain jacket she was wearing she huffed, " Oh wow! The rain is coming down in buckets out there! I'm completely soaked!"

" And who's fault is that?", Sheldon asked as he continued staring at his phone.

" I guess my fault since I'm the one who does this stuff.", Meghann said.

" Exactly.", Sheldon said.

" What are you doing Dr. Cooper?", Meghann asked as she looked over at Sheldon who still had his head down in his phone.

" I'm watching a rerun episode of Professor Proton.", Sheldon said.

" Isn't that a children's science show?", Meghann asked.

" That is correct, thank you for pointing that out.", Sheldon said.

" You like watching that show?", Meghann asked as she began driving her car around to get to a safe distance.

" Yes, it was a part of my childhood and it is what inspired me to pursue science.", Sheldon said. Then he asked, " So, what inspired you to do this ridiculous notion Meghann?"

" I honestly don't know. It was one of those spur of the moment deally type things that I really can't explain. There's just something about it that feels exhilarating.", Meghann said.

" Interesting, but, have you ever considered choosing a career that doesn't involve dangerous stunts like this? Seriously, you really shouldn't be doing this Meghann. You can end up seriously hurt or dead.", Sheldon said.

" I know but I just don't know what else I could do Dr. Cooper. Like I said, I've been doing this for 3 years and it just sort of molded into my life so to speak.", Meghann said.

" Well, you really should consider it anyway. Personally, I feel that storm chasing should be against the law. Many people don't know what it is that they're doing half of the time, especially because severe weather is very unpredictable. No one can really predict what it will do.", Sheldon said.

" That's true. 50% of the time meteorologists get their predictions wrong too.", Meghann said.

" You would be correct on that assumption. Meteorology is never 100% accurate. You know what they say, there's always a scientific flaw in everything around us.", Sheldon said as he put his phone away.

" You know, for someone who seems so quirky and weird you really seem to have a brilliant mind Dr. Cooper.", Meghann said.

" Of course I do Meghann. I told you that I have a genius IQ of 187.", Sheldon said.

" That's impressive.", Meghann said.

" Thank you.", Sheldon said.

" Holy macrole! I got to back up! We're way too close!", Meghann interjected as she suddenly looked up and saw an EF-3 tornado barreling toward her car. She started the engine, shifted the car in reverse and slammed on the accelerator. Meghann was happy to notice data coming in on her watch but also scared that the tornado was going to shred her car to pieces if she didn't get away fast enough.

" Good Lord! What are you doing Meghann?! You're going too fast!", Sheldon interjected at her.

" I'm trying to get us away from this vortex before it kills us Dr. Cooper! What do you think I'm doing?!", Meghann interjected back.

" See this is exactly what I meant when I said that storm chasing should be against the law! You don't know what it is you're doing!", Sheldon scolded.

" I know that! You don't need to keep pointing it out! I'm not that dumb!", Meghann hissed under her breath.

" I never said you were! Although, your lack of attention span would say otherwise!", Sheldon shot back.

" Dr. Cooper, this is not the time for that nonsense! This is a serious life or death situation! No wonder why Felix said that me having you in my car wasn't allowed!", Meghann interjected.

" Your boss's name is Felix?", Sheldon asked in confusion.

" Yes, he operates the entire center. His full name is Dr. Felix Sylvestor Fujita.", Meghann said.

" Is that suppose to coincide with the Enhanced Fujita scale?", Sheldon asked.

" Yes it does.", Meghann said.

" Why don't you just call him Dr. Fujita? That's his proper title anyway.", Sheldon said.

" I know that but he's gotten so used to me calling him by his first name since he hired me that he's just been allowing me to call him that. I've been calling him that since I first joined the Storm Chasers center.", Meghann said.

" Well you really should consider calling him by his proper title. You do that with me.", Sheldon said.

" That's because I just met you yesterday and I figured that you probably wouldn't like it if I called you by your first name. So, my only option was to call you Dr. Cooper since that's what you said your name is.", Meghann said.

" And I appreciate that for two reasons: one, because it's my proper title and two, because you're a teenager. Does that make sense?", Sheldon asked.

" It does. Thanks for the insight.", Meghann said.

" My pleasure.", Sheldon said. As Meghann continued racing her car to get away from the tornado, her car suddenly got stuck in the mud.

" Aw crap! My car got stuck! We're going to have to get out and push it now!", Meghann interjected as she shifted the car into neutral gear and unbuckled her seatbelt.

" Are you out of your mind?! I most certainly am not going out there! I do not wish to expose myself to Mother Nature's elements!", Sheldon shrieked as he stared at his roommate.

" Well you don't have a choice! I'm not strong enough to push my car myself! If we don't free my car right now the tornado will smash into it and we'll be torn to shreds!", Meghann interjected as she threw open the door.

" I'm afraid of the rain Meghann!", Sheldon interjected back.

" Well you're going to have to face that fear Dr. Cooper because that tornado is coming up on us pretty fast! So get out and help me push my car now!", Meghann hissed as she jumped out of the car and ran around to the back.

" Oh dear! This is not what I expected at all!", Sheldon interjected to himself as he unbuckled his seatbelt and slipped on some bio-hazard booties over his shoes before slowly opening the door. He held his breath in fear as he slowly got out of the car.

" Come on what are you doing?! We need to get my car out of here before we end up dead!", Meghann screamed at her roommate as she stood at the backside of the car with her hands on the door of the trunk.

" Would you quit hollering at me! I'm coming!", Sheldon scolded as he slowly approached the backside of the car. His clothes as well as his windbreaker jacket began to get soaked by the rain causing his entire body to shake in fear as he placed his hands on the trunk of the car.

" Ok get ready to push in 3, 2, 1!", Meghann interjected as the two of them pressed their bodies against the car. Little by little the VW Beetle inched its way out of the mud just as the EF-3 tornado was barreling toward them.

" Ok that should be good enough! Get back in the car now!", Meghann screamed as she ran back to the driver's side and jumped back in.

" Oh good Lord!", Sheldon screamed as he got back in the car and slipped the booties off his feet before strapping himself back in. Meghann strapped her seatbelt back on before shifting the gears again and slammed on the accelerator. She gunned her car out of the way of the tornado's path making it narrowly miss it by a few inches.

" That was a close one!", Meghann said as she breathed a sigh of relief.

" Please do not do that again Meghann! That was extremely dangerous and obnoxious!", Sheldon scolded her.

" Yeah, you're telling me Dr. Cooper! For a second there I thought we were going to die!", Meghann said.

" Please slow down now. I think we're at a safe enough distance.", Sheldon said.

" Ok. Let's just go home.", Meghann said as she let up on the accelerator a little. When they got home and walked into the house they began to hear noises coming from the kitchen. Meghann's parents and her brother were still not home yet so upon hearing this, Sheldon became a little concerned.

" Oh good Lord, who is that in the kitchen?!", Sheldon asked as he walked toward the kitchen. Meghann followed him. Sheldon then let out a startled scream causing the other individual to scream as well. Meghann saw who it was and interjected, " You guys calm down!"

" What is your best friend doing here Meghann?!", Sheldon scolded as he pointed at Leo who was raiding the refridgerator.

" I have no idea Dr. Cooper. Apparently he's disregarding what I told him earlier today.", Meghann said as she rolled her eyes. Then she turned to her best friend and interjected, " Leo Michael Lemonselly, what did I just tell you about coming in here unannounced?!"

" I've been doing it for years Meghann! Why start this now?!", Leo shot back.

" Because I just told you! My new roommate here doesn't like it when people come in and out as they please!", Meghann scolded as she pointed at Sheldon.

" Well sorry. I'll try to remember that next time.", Leo said as he let out sad sigh.

" Oh you're gonna because I'm going to enforce it! From this moment on you're going to call ahead of time before you come over! Got it?!", Meghann scolded.

" Ok I get it I get it! Sorry I freaked you out Dr. Cooper.", Leo said.

" Thank you for the apology Leo, I accept it. Now please don't disregard the new enforcements or you will receive a strike.", Sheldon said as he crossed his arms in front of him.

" Are you freaking kidding me?! This is ridiculous! You're threatening to give me a strike just for coming into my best friend's house?!", Leo said as he laughed.

" It most certainly is not Leo! I've suffered enough of that from when I lived with my former roommate and one of my former friends did that to me! From what I heard from Meghann about this, you're well on your way to be acting just like her!", Sheldon scolded.

" What?!", Leo asked in confusion.

" He's talking about his former friend Penny. She used to do that to him and his former roommate when they lived across the hall from her.", Meghann said.

" Oh, well, I'll try not to act like that anymore.", Leo said.

" Thank you.", Sheldon said.

" Woah, what happened to you guys?! You look like you got soaked in a lake or something!", Leo exclaimed as he noticed how soaking wet Meghann and Sheldon were.

" That's because we did get soaked Leo. My car got stuck in the mud when I was chasing an EF-3 tornado so we had to get out in the pouring rain and push it.", Meghann said.

" Man, that sucks! Oh and by the way, Journey called.", Leo said as he grabbed a Pepsi can out of the fridge.

" Oh really? What did he say?", Meghann asked.

" Nothing really, he just wanted to know if you were around to talk but I told him that you were out and that I would let you know that he called.", Leo said.

" Oh, well, thanks for letting me know Leo. I'll probably get back to him tomorrow because it's getting late.", Meghann said.

" That's correct. It's almost 9 o'clock in the evening.", Sheldon said as he looked at his watch.

" Oh man, I got to get home before my mom and dad start screaming at me.", Leo said as he started to walk out of the kitchen.

" Um, Leo?! Did you just open a can of Pepsi and leave it sitting on my counter?!", Meghann asked as she pointed at the opened Pepsi can that was sitting on the counter.

" Oh, silly me I did! Thanks for the reminder Meghann!", Leo laughed as he picked up the Pepsi can and took a sip of it.

" Anytime Leo. Good night.", Meghann said.

" Good night Meghann. Good night Dr. Cooper.", Leo said as he took the Pepsi can and walked out of the house.

" Your best friend is very strange Meghann.", Sheldon said.

" I know but I'm used to it Dr. Cooper. Let's get dried off and go to bed.", Meghann said.

" Alright.", Sheldon said. The two headed upstairs to dry off and went to bed.

The next morning that same ringtone alarm played from Meghann's phone which woke them up.

" Good morning.", Meghann nasally said as she sat up rubbing the sleep out of her eyes.

" Good morning.", Sheldon nasally said but as he sat up he let out a sneeze. He then nasally exclaimed, " Oh dear god!"

" What?", Meghann nasally asked.

" I think I have a cold!", Sheldon nasally exclaimed as he sneezed again. Meghann sneezed as well and nasally said, "Oh god I think I have one too!"

" Oh the agony! We're going to die Meghann!", Sheldon nasally exclaimed.

" We're not going to die Dr. Cooper, it's just the common cold.", Meghann nasally said as she sneezed again.

" Would you mind covering your mouth when you sneeze?! I don't want you infecting this entire room with germs and other contagious pathogens!", Sheldon nasally exclaimed as he sneezed again.

" Your germs are infecting everything in here too, not just me.", Meghann nasally said as she let out another sneeze.

" Oh god, we need to get out of this room!", Sheldon nasally said as he slowly got out of his bed. He sneezed again into his arm.

" Let's go downstairs.", Meghann nasally said as she got up too and sneezed again into her arm as the two of them walked out of the room. When they walked downstairs and into the kitchen, Mrs. Brissette was making breakfast and Mr. Brissette was at the table again.

" Good morning Meghann and Dr. Cooper.", Mr. Brissette said as he looked up from his crossword puzzle.

" Good morning.", Meghann and Sheldon nasally said.

" Meghann are you two alright? You both sound nasally this morning.", Mrs. Brissette asked as she looked at her daughter and her daughter's roommate.

" Yeah we're fine mom. I think we just have a cold.", Meghann nasally said.

" Which will most likely kill us!", Sheldon nasally exclaimed.

" Oh shut up!", Meghann nasally exclaimed as she sneezed and coughed causing Sheldon to do the same thing.

" Ok you sickies, go back to bed.", Mrs. Brissette commanded.

" Mom we're fine!", Meghann nasally said as she protested.

" No you're not Meghann. You two are sick and you need to go back to bed.", Mrs. Brissette said.

" No really, we're fine! It's not a big deal!", Meghann nasally said.

" Meghann listen to your mother and both of you go back to bed! You two need to rest!", Mr. Brissette commanded.

" But dad…!", Meghann nasally said.

" I don't want to hear it! Both of you back to bed now!", Mr. Brissette commanded.

" Ok, fine. Come on Dr. Cooper, let's go back to bed.", Meghann nasally said letting out a defeated sigh as she turned around and walked out of the kitchen.

" Alright, if you insist.", Sheldon nasally said as he followed her. As they made their way back to the stairs sneezing and coughing Mrs. Brissette called out, " I'll be up in a few minutes with cold medicine, essential oils, and boxes of tissues."

" Woah, what's up with you guys?!", Brian asked as Meghann and Sheldon walked past him.

" We're sick Brian. We both have a cold. Mom just told us to go back to bed.", Meghann nasally said as she sneezed again. Sheldon did the same.

" Oh, well, both of you feel better soon sis.", Brian said.

" Thanks you big dork.", Meghann nasally said as her and Sheldon walked back into their room and shut the door. They both got back into their beds and Sheldon nasally said, " This is all your fault."

" Why is it my fault?", Meghann nasally asked.

" I told you that you shouldn't have been storm chasing in the first place and now you got both of us sick.", Sheldon nasally said as he coughed and sneezed again.

" Well I never planned on this happening. I didn't think it would rain that hard.", Meghann nasally said as she coughed and sneezed again as well.

" You know, I'm tempted to give you a strike for this but I'm too sick so I won't do it right now. But just know that you have one coming.", Sheldon nasally said.

" Great. I guess this what I get for trying to do my job in the first place.", Meghann nasally said as she rolled her eyes. They both coughed and sneezed again as Cali came wandering in through the kitty door and jumped up on Meghann's bed.

" Meow!"

" Aw Cali go away, I'm sick and so is Dr. Cooper! We don't want to be bothered right now!", Meghann nasally groaned as she waved her arm at Cali.

" Meow!"

" No Cali! Go away! Don't climb on my face!", Meghann nasally interjected as Cali climbed up her chest and onto her face. Cali stretched out her paws before curling up on Meghann's face. She purred contently as she fell asleep, swishing the tip of her tail back and forth.

" Cali you're gonna make me sneeze! Get off my face!", Meghann nasally said under Cali's body. Cali just ignored her and rolled over on her back, stretching out across Meghann's face, purring contently as she slept.

" Fine. You win you crazy cat. I'm going back to sleep.", Meghann nasally said as she shifted position a little before falling back asleep.

" I shall do the same.", Sheldon nasally said as he fell back asleep as well. The room was silent only for a few minutes when Meghann's cell phone rang.

" Boom boom boom! Gotta get that! Boom boom boom! Gotta get that!"

" Oh good Lord! Is that Leo?!", Sheldon nasally groaned.

" Yes!", Meghann nasally groaned as she picked up her phone. She answered it and nasally asked, " What do you want Leo?"

" Dude you alright? You don't sound too good.", Leo asked.

" That's because I'm sick Leo. I have a cold and Dr. Cooper does too.", Meghann nasally said as she sneezed and coughed.

" You guys were fine last night. Why would you... oh I remember now. You guys came home soaking wet last night. That explains it.", Leo said.

" Yeah so whatever you're about to ask me, it's not a good day today. We're probably going to be napping the whole day.", Meghann nasally said.

" Yeah I can understand that. I wouldn't want to take a chance at getting sick either. I'll talk to you later or tomorrow depending on how you guys are feeling by then.", Leo said.

" Ok, bye Leo.", Meghann nasally said as she coughed underneath Cali's body.

" Bye Meghann. I hope you and Dr. Cooper feel better soon.", Leo said.

" Thanks.", Meghann nasally said as she hung up. Moments later Mrs. Brissette walked in.

" Ok I have some cold medicine for both of you to take, two bottles of essential oils and couple boxes of tissues.", Mrs. Brissette said as she set the items on the nightstand.

" Thanks mom.", Meghann nasally said as she sat up in her bed causing Cali to move off her face and down to her lap. Her mother gave her a spoonful of medicine before she gave one to Sheldon. They both scrunched up their faces and stuck out their tongues in disgust for a second.

" That tastes terrible!", Meghann nasally exclaimed as she sneezed and coughed again. Sheldon did too.

" I know it's not the best tasting medicine but it will help you get better.", Mrs. Brissette said as she put the cap back on the medicine bottle. She then began to set up Meghann's essential oils diffuser.

" Oh nice Cali! You go right back to my face!", Meghann nasally groaned as she laid back down and Cali climbed back up onto her face. She sneezed again which made Cali flinch but she didn't move.

" Good Lord, what is that thing?!", Sheldon nasally exclaimed as he laid back down as well.

" It's an essential oils diffuser Dr. Cooper. It diffuses a mist mixture of water and essential oils into the air.", Mrs. Brissette said as she poured some water into the diffuser.

" What oils did you bring up here mom?", Meghann nasally asked.

" Thieves and Eucalyptus. This should help kill all the germs and bacteria in here.", Mrs. Brissette said as she put a few drops of each oil into the water before putting the cover back on. She then plugged it into the wall and turned it on. She also turned on the color changing LED lights too.

" Ok now that's on. Is there anything else you need?", Mrs. Brissette asked.

" Sing me Soft Kitty.", Sheldon nasally said.

" What's that?", Mrs. Brissette asked.

" It's a song my mother sang to me whenever I was sick.", Sheldon nasally said.

" I don't know the words.", Mrs. Brissette said.

" I'll teach you.", Sheldon nasally said as he went through the whole song.

" Soft Kitty warm kitty little ball of fur! Happy kitty sleepy kitty purr purr purr!", Mrs. Brissette sang.

" That's nice. I have a soft kitty that's still curled up on my face right now.", Meghann nasally said under Cali's body. Cali lifted her head for a second and meowed before settling back down again.

" Aww that's so cute! Looks like Cali found a nice, comfortable spot to sleep!", Mrs. Brissette said as she laughed.

" Yeah, on my face! Can you please pick her up now mom?! I can't breathe under here!", Meghann nasally exclaimed as Cali swished the tip of her tail back and forth while continuously sleeping, curled up on Meghann's face.

" Of course sweetheart. Come here Cali.", Mrs. Brissette said as she picked up the cat off of her daughter's face. Cali meowed at being disturbed from her sleep.

" I know, you don't want to leave but Meghann can't breathe right now. You'll suffocate her.", Mrs. Brissette said to the cat as she held her in her arms.

" Meow!"

" Ok come on, let's go you fluff ball.", Mrs. Brissette said as she carried Cali out of the room and shut the door. But a few minutes later, Cali came running back into the room through the kitty door and climbed back up onto Meghann's face again.

" Aw come on! Seriously Cali?! This is ridiculous!", Meghann nasally interjected as she sneezed again underneath Cali's body. This time Cali meowed as she moved down to Meghann's chest.

" Thank you.", Meghann nasally said.

" Does Cali always do that to you?", Sheldon nasally asked.

" Yeah, for whatever reason whenever I get sick she likes to curl up on my face. I don't know why but she just does.", Meghann nasally said.

" Interesting. Your mother has a beautiful singing voice.", Sheldon nasally said.

" Thanks. She always used to sing to my brother and I when we were little. We would get sick pretty often from being exposed to all kinds of germs going around our school.", Meghann nasally said.

" Well, it's too bad that we won't ever hear it again.", Sheldon nasally said.

" Oh god, please don't start again!", Meghann nasally groaned as she rolled over on her side.

" Why would I start something, we're going to die!", Sheldon nasally exclaimed.

" Oh my god, would you shut up?!", Meghann nasally hissed. Sheldon then got out of his bed, grabbed a white sheet and walked over to Meghann.

" Cover my face with that sheet and I'll punch you!", Meghann nasally hissed as she looked up at him.

" Why in the name of Einstein would the last thing you do to me be causing bodily harm to my person Meghann?!", Sheldon nasally asked still holding the sheet in his hands.

" What the hell is wrong with you Dr. Cooper?! I told you that it's just the common cold! We're not gonna die so just go back to sleep!", Meghann nasally hissed.

" But I'm not ready to die! There's so much I haven't accomplished yet!", Sheldon nasally exclaimed.

" Would you please shut up?! You're acting very weird! Weirder than my best friend and definitely says a lot!", Meghann nasally hissed.

" Well alright.", Sheldon nasally said as he went back to his bed.

" Thank you.", Meghann nasally said. Then she nasally exclaimed, " What the hell are you doing now?!"

" I'm writing our eulogies.", Sheldon nasally said as he began writing words down in a notebook that he pulled out of his messenger bag.

" Oh my god! Somebody shoot me please!", Meghann nasally interjected with an irritated groan.

To be continued…