Chapter 5

After an entire day of rest and annoyance from Sheldon, the two roommates woke up the next morning feeling better. True to Sheldon's word, Meghann received her first strike immediately. She thought it was really stupid but decided not to argue against it. Meghann began to get a devious thought in her head. She felt that since her roommate annoyed her the whole day yesterday when they were sick in bed she thought that it was only fair for her to annoy him for a whole day. As she looked over at Sheldon who was working on his laptop she decided to put her plan into action when she then looked over at the open window. Meghann then quietly slipped out of the room and headed outside to the backyard. She dragged the trampoline over to the side of the house right underneath the open window, pulled out her wireless remote for her wireless speaker, pressed play, and gathered up a bunch of sticks from the yard before she started to jump on the trampoline. She jumped higher and higher as the music began to play. The song that was playing was Bad Boy Boogie by AC/DC. Once she reached the window she threw one of the sticks at Sheldon with a smirk on her face which hit him in his back.

" Ow! Oh what fresh hell is this!", Sheldon interjected as he turned around to see what was going on. Meghann threw another stick at him when she jumped up in front of the window again laughing her head off.

" Meghann! What in the name of Einstein are you doing?!", Sheldon scolded.

" What does it look like I'm doing Dr. Cooper?! I'm jumping on a trampoline and throwing sticks at you!", Meghann laughed as she threw another one at him.

" Why are you doing that?! This is ridiculous!", Sheldon scolded.

" No it's not! You annoyed me the whole day yesterday so today I'm going to do the same thing to you! You see how that works?!", Meghann laughed as she threw another stick.

" No I most certainly don't! This is absolutely obnoxious and dangerous! Please stop throwing these projectiles at me and come back in the house!", Sheldon scolded as another stick came flying at him through the window.

" Well tough nuts, you're gonna have to deal with it! I'm going to do this all day long!", Meghann laughed as she threw another stick.

" Oh no you're not because I'm going to tell your parents about what you're doing!", Sheldon scolded.

" They're not going to do anything about it! I'm 18 years old! I can make my own decisions! You deserve what you're getting because you annoyed me yesterday!", Meghann laughed as she threw another stick at him.

" Shut your loud-mouth piehole Brissette! I'm trying to watch tv here!", Mrs. Elizabeth Grayson angrily shouted out her kitchen window from next door.

" You shut up you crazy old batt! Quit screaming at us and everyone else in this freaking neighborhood Crazy Elizabeth! I was talking to my roommate!", Meghann angrily shouted back at her crabby, bitter 57 year old next door neighbor.

" I don't give a damn care about who you were talking to! Both of you shut up before I call the police!", Elizabeth angrily shouted.

" Excuse me, but you can't threaten to call the police when I don't even know you!", Sheldon shouted at her as he stuck his head out the window.

" I can do whatever the hell I want Dr. Cooper or whatever Brissette said your name is!", Elizabeth angrily shouted.

" Excuse me but do not say my name like that! I don't appreciate that! I'm a world-renowned theoretical physicist with an IQ of 187!", Sheldon shouted.

" I don't care that you're a physicist and that she's a teenager! You are all loud and obnoxious!", Elizabeth angrily shouted back over the music that was still playing from Meghann's and Sheldon's bedroom. The song that was now playing was Boom Boom Pow by MattyB.

" Oh well that's a fine how do you do!", Sheldon shouted.

" If we're so loud and obnoxious then why don't you move somewhere else?!", Meghann angrily shouted.

" Because this is my house and I deserve to have peace and quiet when I'm watching tv!", Elizabeth angrily shouted as she aggressively waved her cane out of her kitchen window.

" That's all you ever do every day you old batt! The world doesn't revolve around you! So, you either get some big a** noise-cancelling headphones or move somewhere else! My family and I are tired of listening to you scream and yell at us all day and all night long for no flipping reason!", Meghann angrily shouted.

" I'll kick your a** if you talk to me like that again! You need to learn how to respect your elders!", Elizabeth angrily shouted.

" I'm 18 years old! I can say whatever the hell I want to you because you deserve it! It's you that needs to learn to respect everyone around you!", Meghann angrily shouted.

" You know what I'm calling the police! I'm done with this crap!", Elizabeth angrily shouted as she slammed the window shut.

" Go ahead and call them but you'll probably get put in a nut house!", Meghann angrily shouted. Moments later after she said that the police showed up and after they spoke to both parties about what the situation was Elizabeth was forced out of her house and admitted into a mental institution.

" Oh finally! A break from Crazy Elizabeth!", Meghann exclaimed as she went back to jumping on the trampoline throwing sticks at Sheldon.

" Stop throwing those ridiculous projectiles at me! You're going to hit me in the eye if you're not careful!", Sheldon scolded her as he put his hands up in defense.

" No! I told you that I get to annoy you all day today since you annoyed me all day yesterday!", Meghann laughed as she continued to jump up and down on the trampoline throwing sticks at him through the window.

" Oh dear Lord!", Sheldon interjected as he continued to defend himself from the flying sticks that were pelting him.

Meanwhile outside the New York City Police Department…

" There it is! Just inside that building is where those bastards are holding my friend at! All I got to do is sneak in and get him out! Good thing I brought my silent drillbit along just for this type of situation!", Dr. Elliot Mundane Blowhole evilly said with a sinister smirk on his face as he pulled his drillbit and started drilling a hole into the ground. He drilled an underground tunnel all the way underneath the police department straight up into the floor of Twister's jail cell.

" Yo Twister!", Dr. Blowhole silently hissed from the depths of the hole that he just drilled.

" What is it Dr. Blowhole?!", Twister hissed under his breath at his mad scientist ally.

" Would you shut up and come on?! I'm busting you out of this joint!", Dr. Blowhole hissed under his breath.

" Perfect! I thought I was going to be stuck in here forever!", Twister hissed under his breath as he wrote something on a piece of paper.

" Oh shut up and get in the hole before the Five-O get suspicious!", Dr. Blowhole hissed under his breath. Twister let out an evil laugh as he slapped his note on the wall and jumped into the hole with his friend.

" You're home free Twister!", Dr. Blowhole evilly laughed.

" Oh yeah baby! Watch your pathetic backs Meghann and Dr. Cooper because I'm coming for you! Sweet revenge here I come! A ha ha ha ha ha ha!", Twister interjected as he continued to laugh like an evil maniac.

Back at the Brissette's house…

" Meghann stop throwing sticks at me! If you don't you'll receive another strike!", Sheldon scolded her.

" Null and void! If anything I should give you a strike for giving me strikes!", Meghann laughed as she continued to throw sticks at him through the window.

" You don't have the authority to do that! I'm the one who drew up the Roommate Agreement between us so I'm the only one who can say that!", Sheldon scolded.

" Too bad because I already said it! No takebacks!", Meghann laughed as she continuously threw sticks at him.

" Meghann you are really starting to annoy me with these ridiculous pending nuptials!", Sheldon scolded.

" Well good because that's exactly what I was going for!", Meghann laughed.

" Meghann what the hell are you doing?!", Brian shouted at his sister when he suddenly walked into the room and saw what she was doing.

" Jumping on the trampoline and throwing sticks at Dr. Cooper through the window because he wouldn't shut up yesterday which annoyed me very much so I thought I would annoy him back for revenge!", Meghann shouted at her brother through the window as she continued to jump up and down on the trampoline outside.

" Meghann that's very dumb! You're gonna hurt him!", Brian shouted.

" Brian don't test me! This is what he gets for annoying the hell out of me!", Meghann shouted as she continued to throw sticks at Sheldon.

" Can't you find some other way to do that without throwing dangerous projectiles through the air Meghann?! Mom and Dad are going to freak if they see you doing that!", Brian shouted.

" I could but I choose not to Brian!", Meghann shouted. The song shuffled to Don't Stop the Party by the Black Eyed Peas.

" You're insane Meghann!", Brian shouted at his sister.

" I am not you big dork!", Meghann shouted as she threw a stick at her brother.

" Ow! Ok I'm telling Mom and Dad about this!", Brian shouted.

" No you're not because I'll squish your big fat melon head if you do! You're not going to interfere with my tyraid!", Meghann shouted as she continued throwing sticks at Sheldon.

" Ow! Did you just throw a stick at me Dr. Cooper?!", Meghann shouted as she flinched at a stick that pelted her in the stomach.

" Yes because you won't stop throwing them at me!", Sheldon shouted.

" Mom! Dad!", Brian shouted out his sister's and Sheldon's bedroom door.

" What is it?!", Mr. and Mrs. Brissette shouted as they came up the stairs. The song that was now playing in Meghann's and Sheldon's room was Baepsae by The Bangtan Boys(BTS). They gasped at what they saw.

" What the hell is going on in here?!", Mrs. Brissette scolded.

" Your daughter is throwing dangerous projectiles at me through the window from a trampoline outside!", Sheldon interjected as he pointed at Meghann who was still jumping up and down throwing sticks at him.

" Meghann stop throwing sticks at your friend! You're going to hurt him!", Mr. Brissette scolded his daughter as he intercepted one of the sticks being thrown through the window.

" Why dad?! He annoyed me yesterday so this is my revenge!", Meghann shouted as she continued to throw sticks while jumping up and down on the trampoline.

" You are not throwing sticks at him! Your mother and I didn't raise you to throw things at people!", Mr. Brissette scolded.

" I throw things at Twister! You never tell me not to!", Meghann shouted.

" That's because he's your enemy! But Dr. Cooper is your friend! You're the one who took him into our house in the first place Meghann so you need to be nice to him!", Mrs. Brissette scolded.

" It's only mid-day! He annoyed me for an entire day yesterday so I'm entitled to do the same thing to him! He wouldn't shut up about that death nonsense so this is what he gets from me!", Meghann shouted as she continued to throw sticks at Sheldon.

" Meghann if you don't stop doing that you're going to be grounded!", Mr. Brissette scolded.

" Dad quit being a buzzkill!", Meghann shouted.

" MEGHANN!", Mr. Brissette scolded.

" Ugh fine, I'll stop!", Meghann shouted as she stopped throwing sticks.

" Thank you! Now come back in the house, pick up all these sticks and throw them back out in the yard!", Mr. Brissette commanded.

" Fine but can I still jump on the trampoline though?!", Meghann shouted as she continued jumping.

" Yes you can but don't throw sticks! If we find out that you threw one more stick at your friend you'll be grounded, got it?!", Mr. Brissette scolded.

" Yes I get it dad!", Meghann shouted as she stopped jumping. She came back into the house, picked up all the sticks that she had thrown and threw them out the window back out into the yard. She then went back outside, got back on the trampoline and started jumping again. This time instead of throwing sticks she screeched like Tarzan repeatedly as she jumped up and down in front of the window continuing to annoy her roommate. The song playing was The Coming by the Black Eyed Peas.

" Oh good Lord! This teenager is relentless!", Sheldon interjected as he stuck his Bose noise-cancelling earbuds into his ears and turned them on. He turned his attention back to his laptop as he tried to drown out his roommate's annoying screeching. This went on until 9 o'clock at night.

The next day...

Ding ding ding! Good morning! Ding ding ding!

" Mmmm!", Sheldon groaned as he started to wake up.

" Good morning Dr. Cooper.", Meghann said when she sat up in her bed after turning off her phone alarm.

" Good morning Meghann. Are you going to annoy me again like you did yesterday?", Sheldon said as he massaged his temples.

" Nope, just wanted to teach you a lesson. I actually have plans to go out with Journey today.", Meghann said as she got out of bed and started rummaging through her closet.

" You're going out with your boyfriend?", Sheldon asked.

" Yeah.", Meghann said.

" To where exactly?", Sheldon asked.

" You don't need to know. Places where boyfriends and girlfriends usually go to.", Meghann said.

" Interesting. How exactly did you two meet?", Sheldon asked.

" Journey and I met at a football game that my dad took my mom, my brother and I to one night. We followed each other around the entire stadium the whole night talking and laughing with each other. Ever since then we've been together.", Meghann said.

" And how long exactly is that?", Sheldon asked.

" 2 years and counting.", Meghann said.

Ring ring ring ring!

" Oh hey Journey, I was just talking about you! You still coming to pick me up?!", Meghann exclaimed as she answered her phone.

" Yeah Meghann I'll be there in like 20 minutes!", Journey exclaimed.

" Cool! Hey when you get here do you want to come in my house for a minute and meet my roommate before we head out?", Meghann asked.

" Sure Meghann.", Journey said.

" Ok! I'll see you in 20 minutes!", Meghann said she rushed off to get ready.

" Ok! Love you babe!", Journey exclaimed.

" Love you too! Bye!", Meghann exclaimed as she hung up. After she came out of the bathroom all dressed and pretty the doorbell rang so Meghann walked down the stairs to answer it. Sheldon followed her.

" Hi Journey, come on in.", Meghann said with a smile when she opened the door.

" Thanks Meghann.", Journey said with a smile as he walked in.

" This is Journey?", Sheldon asked as he stared at him.

" Yes Dr. Cooper this is my boyfriend Journey and Journey this is my roommate Dr. Cooper.", Meghann said.

" Hi it's nice to meet you Dr. Cooper.", Journey said.

" Pleasure to meet you too Journey.", Sheldon said. The three of them talked for a minute before Meghann shouted, "Bye mom! Bye dad! I'm going out on a date with Journey!"

" Ok well here's the ground rules…!", Mr. Brissette started to say when he walked out of the kitchen.

" Dad! You don't need to tell us these ground rules every time we go out!", Meghann interjected as she rolled her eyes at her father.

" Yeah, would you relax Mr. Brissette?!", Journey interjected.

" I'll relax when I know that you're not going to do anything that you're not supposed to with my daughter!", Mr. Brissette scolded.

" Dad we're not going to do anything! Journey has The Clap! We talked about it when we first started going out and we both agreed that we weren't going to have intercourse unless we use protection!", Meghann interjected.

" Well anything can happen! Just be careful! If you do anything stupid I'll shoot you with my shotgun Journey!", Mr. Brissette scolded as he stuck his face in Journey's.

" Yes sir I get it. Come on Meghann, let's go.", Journey said as he backed up a bit.

" Ok. Bye.", Meghann said as she walked out of the house with her boyfriend. Once they got into Journey's car Meghann laughed, " Oh my god Journey! I can't believe my dad actually fell for that STD crap!"

" I know Meghann! Do you think he's going to be mad that I actually don't have an STD and that we made him sort of think that we were having sex?!", Journey laughed as he backed his car out of the driveway.

" I don't know, maybe! But we don't have anything to worry about! We both agreed that we wouldn't have sex for a long time!", Meghann laughed as Journey put his car into drive and drove away. Little did they know that Sheldon began to get curious about what they were up to and decided to follow them. He secretly followed them to a movie theater.

" So what movie are we seeing?", Meghann asked.

" Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation.", Journey said.

" Oh my god that sounds so funny!", Meghann laughed as they got their tickets and concessions before entering the theater.

" Yeah I thought it was pretty funny when I read the description of it online.", Journey said as they sat down in their seats.

" Well then I hope it's really good otherwise we would have wasted 19 dollars to watch a piece of crap!", Meghann laughed.

" Exactly!", Journey laughed.

Meanwhile outside the theater room in the hallway Sheldon was sneaking around trying to find the camera booth. When he found it he waited until the camera guy walked out before he slipped in quietly and peeked through the little window that the movie was being projected through being careful not to block the projection.

' Alright where are you Meghann and Journey? Let's see what you're really up to.', Sheldon thought as his eyes scanned the theater for his roommate and her boyfriend.

' Ah there you are! What sort of pending nuptials are you two up to?!', Sheldon thought when he finally spotted them.

" Hey Journey just out of curiosity have you seen the first two films?", Meghann asked.

" Yeah. Did you?", Journey asked.

" Yeah I did. I thought they were hilarious. What did you think of them?", Meghann asked.

" They were alright.", Journey said.

" Just alright or what was your actual opinion about them?", Meghann asked.

" They were funny I just thought that the first one was funnier than the second.", Journey said.

" That's what I thought too.", Meghann said.

And now for your featured presentation!

" Shut up, it's starting!", Journey whispered as he settled back in his seat just as the lights began to dim. Meghann settled back into her seat as well munching on popcorn. When the movie started Sheldon looked up at the screen through the projection window.

' What in the name of Einstein is this?!', Sheldon thought as he listened to what was being said through the window. When the movie title popped up he thought, ' Hotel Transylvania 3?! Oh what fresh hell is this?!'

" Hey! Sir what are you doing in here?! You're not supposed to be in here!", the camera guy interjected when he suddenly walked back into the booth and saw Sheldon.

" Oh don't mind me I'm just merely observing your theater room from this small window.", Sheldon said as he held up his hands.

" What, do you got cotton in your earholes?! Get out! Don't make me call security!", the camera guy shouted as he kicked Sheldon out the door causing him to land on his face.

" Ow!", Sheldon exclaimed as he got up from the floor and immediately started spraying himself with Lysol.

" Oh that's just great! Now how am I going to get in there to see what Meghann and Journey are doing?! This is just preposterous!", Sheldon exclaimed to himself as he began to find another way to get into the theater to spy on Meghann and Journey.

" Did you hear something Journey?", Meghann whispered as she looked at her boyfriend.

" Not really. Why?", Journey whispered.

" I don't know. I could have sworn I heard Dr. Cooper's voice.", Meghann whispered.

" It was probably nothing Meghann. Let's just continue watching the movie.", Journey whispered.

" Yeah you're probably right.", Meghann whispered as she kissed him before turning her attention back to the movie.

Hallway…

" Ok this is just ridiculous! Where is there another side door at?! I must know what my roommate and her boyfriend are doing!", Sheldon exclaimed as he continued looking for another entrance into the theater room. Then he said, " Ah here we go." and quietly slipped inside. His eyes scanned the room again before they rested on the two teens in question. As he secretly watched them from behind the wall Meghann whispered to Journey about the dj battle scene.

" You know I can totally picture Twister and I doing something like this.", Meghann whispered.

" Really?", Journey whispered.

" Yeah. I really think he would be stupid enough to do this.", Meghann whispered.

" Do what? Summon a giant kraken with evil music to destroy people?", Journey whispered as he stared at his girlfriend.

" No! What I meant was he would use evil music to mind control people!", Meghann whispered.

" Oh, ok I can totally see Twister doing that! That guy is such an idiot!", Journey whispered. As he did somewhat of an imitation of his girlfriend's enemy he didn't realize that he was being a little too loud until he received numerous shushes from several moviegoers.

" Journey! Shut up! People are staring at us!", Meghann quietly hissed at her boyfriend.

" Oh, was I being too loud?", Journey whispered.

" Yeah, you kind of were!", Meghann whispered.

" Oh sorry Meghann.", Journey whispered.

' Smooth moves Journey. Where the hell did Meghann find this airhead?!', Sheldon thought as he shook his head. When the movie was over Sheldon tried to get out of the theater without being spotted but to no avail.

" Dr. Cooper?!", Meghann and Journey exclaimed.

" Oh dear Lord!", Sheldon exclaimed.

To be continued…