Chapter 7
After Sheldon fixed the bookcase that he knocked over, the pillow war continued until Brian gave up and they all went to bed after that. The next morning just little bit before 7 o'clock, Meghann decided to be a little silly so she quietly stood up on her bed and then she jumped across to her roommate's bed exclaiming, " Flying squirrel attack!" as she landed on top of him, making him scream in surprise.
" Great Ceasar's Ghost, Meghann what are you doing?!", Sheldon scolded her as he sat up.
" Good morning Dr. Cooper!", Meghann laughed as she got up off of Sheldon.
" Good morning and you didn't answer my question! What are you doing?!", Sheldon scolded her as he stood up.
" I was just waking you up!", Meghann laughed.
" No that was certainly not! That was just you being obnoxious and I don't appreciate that!", Sheldon scolded.
" Aw come on! Thought we could continue all that crazy fun we had with my brother last night! It was the best night of my life!", Meghann laughed as she nudged his shoulder with her elbow.
" Meghann, I'm a respected physicist and it wouldn't be good for my reputation if I did things like that with you all the time, although I will admit that it was fun.", Sheldon said.
" True, but, nobody's going to really know what you're doing because they don't know where you are. Weren't you the one that said that you wanted solitude from everyone else?", Meghann asked.
" Yes I did say that.", Sheldon said. Meghann just stared at him with somewhat of a manipulative stare.
" Aw alright, we'll have a little bit more fun and then I'll go back to work, deal?", Sheldon said with a defeated sigh.
" Deal! It's perfect because it looks like some storms are supposed to be developing later so we'll both be working! It's a win win scenario!", Meghann exclaimed.
" Maybe for you. I'm really not comfortable with the whole storm chasing thing you do. It's very nerve wracking to me.", Sheldon said.
" I know, but, I've been doing it for 3 years.", Meghann said.
" That's only minor experience. It takes several years of experience to really know what you're doing.", Sheldon said.
" I know that, I'm not an idiot Dr. Cooper.", Meghann said.
Ding Dong!
" Hold on one second, someone's at the door.", Meghann said as she walked out of the room and down the stairs to answer the front door.
" Good morning Meghann!", Nora Beasely, Meghann's next door neighbor/friend said in a cheerful voice with a smile on her face.
" Oh good morning Nora! What are you doing here?", Meghann asked as she returned a smile back.
" I'm just bringing over some banana bread that my mom and I made this morning. We made like 4 loaves of it and that's way too much for us to eat so I told my mom that I would bring some over to you guys.", Nora said as she handed Meghann 2 loaves of banana bread that were wrapped up in tin foil.
" Oh well that's really sweet, thanks. Ooh and it's still warm!", Meghann exclaimed as she took the 2 loaves from her.
" I know! They're fresh out of the oven.", Nora said.
" Well thank you.", Meghann said.
" You're welcome. Oh and also here is some boxes of Girl Scout cookies that my little sister Summer brought home from a previous Girl Scout troop meeting. She said that she didn't really want them and we don't really eat Girl Scout cookies anyway so I thought you would want them.", Nora said as she handed Meghann 4 boxes of Girl Scout cookies.
" Oh thanks. I love Girl Scout cookies.", Meghann said as she took them from her.
" No problem. So, how come the neighborhood's been so quiet lately? What happened to Crazy Elizabeth?", Nora asked.
" Oh she got put in a nut house because she wouldn't stop screaming at me and my roommate. Crazy old batt.", Meghann said as she scratched the back of her head after she set the items in her hands down.
" You have a roommate now?!", Nora asked in shock.
" Yeah I do. He's a little weird and quirky but I think I can put up with him. He showed up in New York City a few days ago unexpectedly.", Meghann said.
" How did you meet him?", Nora asked.
" I met him in one of the all too familiar scenarios.", Meghann said.
" Let me guess, Twister was trying to attack him?", Nora asked.
" Yep that's it.", Meghann said as she nodded her head.
" What is with that guy?! Why does he always have to hurt people?! It makes no sense!", Nora exclaimed.
" I don't know Nora. No one knows what goes on in his head. All I got to say about the Giddeons is that they're just a completely psychotic, messed up family.", Meghann said.
" You got that right! And thank God that Twister's in jail!", Nora laughed.
" Yeah, good riddance!", Meghann laughed. But little did the two of them know that diagonally across the street, hiding behind a bush spying on them was Twister, his sister Rebecca, and his friend Dr. Blowhole.
" Ha ha ha, that's what they think! Those weak-minded fools!", Twister evilly laughed as he peeked his head over the bush.
" Yeah I'll say!", Dr. Blowhole evilly laughed.
" Is it time for me to revive up my chainsaw yet Twister?!", Rebecca evilly asked her brother as she held her chainsaw in her hand with her finger on the ripcord.
" Not yet Rebecca! Our intended target is not in sight yet! Calm the hell down!", Twister hissed at his sister.
" Well this waiting game better not be long because I'm not sure how long I can keep myself from letting all hell break loose!", Rebecca hissed.
" Well it looks like you won't have to wait because there's your target right there!", Dr. Blowhole hissed as he pointed at Sheldon who suddenly appeared in the doorway next to Meghann.
" Yes! Ha ha! Target sighted! You ready to let all hell break loose Rebecca?!", Twister evilly laughed as he looked at his sister.
" Oh yeah! It's time to bring the movie Texas Chainsaw Massacre to life!", Rebecca evilly laughed.
" But wait, what am I going to do?!", Dr. Blowhole hissed.
" You're going to wait here behind this bush and come out when I call out for you. Do you still have your sonic spinning handsaw blade?", Twister asked.
" I got it right here! What do you want me to do with it?!", Dr. Blowhole asked as he pulled out what looked like a torturous medical saw with an evil smirk on his face. As he pressed the button on it, the saw began to spin rapidly which sounded almost like a dentist drill.
" Hey shut that off! What are you trying to do?! Trying to gives us away?!", Twister hissed at his friend.
" No but come on! I've been waiting for an excuse to use this thing all week! You got to let me have some of the fun!", Dr. Blowhole hissed as he shut his saw off.
" I will but just let Rebecca and I do what we came here to do first and then I'll let you go crazy and do what you want!", Twister hissed.
" Fine, whatever!", Dr. Blowhole hissed.
" Ok get ready with that chainsaw Rebecca! It's about to go down in 3, 2, 1, hit it!", Twister shouted. Rebecca pulled the ripcord and revived up her chainsaw with a psychotic screech as the song Go Down by AC/DC played in the background. The two evil siblings then starting running across the street psychotically screeching at the top of their lungs while Twister shouted, "Come here Dr. Sheldon Cooper! Time to die!"
" Oh good Lord!", Sheldon screamed when he turned his head.
" Oh my god it's Twister and his sister Rebecca! Get in the house now!", Meghann screamed as she saw her enemy and his sister running toward them with Rebecca waving her chainsaw in the air. She had the look of the Devil in her eyes as she held the chainsaw above her head. Nora screamed and ran into the house after Meghann and Sheldon. The three of them slammed the door shut and locked it just before the two villains could come in after them.
" Open the door you idiots!", Twister shouted as he banged on the door.
" Get out of here Twister! What do you want?!", Meghann shouted through the door.
" You know what we want Meghann! We want your stupid roommate!", Twister shouted.
" Excuse me, but, that's very offensive to me! I would very much appreciate it if you would take that back!", Sheldon shouted.
" Shut your mouth Cooper!", Twister shouted.
" Yeah or we're going to cut this door down, come in there and shred you to pieces and by that I mean I'm going to kill you with my chainsaw!", Rebecca shouted as she continued to revive up her chainsaw.
" It's Dr. Cooper and you most certainly will not! I don't even know you!", Sheldon shouted.
" Yeah you're not going to touch him with that stupid chainsaw of your's Rebecca!", Meghann shouted as Sheldon ran up the stairs, grabbed his pistol out of his messenger bag and ran back downstairs.
" Open the door or I'm going to cut it down! It's your choice!", Rebecca shouted.
" Oh my god this is insane!", Nora screamed.
" You do that and I'll shoot you through this door in self-defense!", Sheldon shouted as he cocked his pistol and held it close to his body pointing it at the door.
" Oh please, you're not going to shoot us!", Rebecca evilly laughed.
" Yeah, you probably don't even know how to handle a gun!", Twister evilly laughed.
" Oh on the contrary I do! I've practiced target shooting with my father a few times on several occasions while growing up in Texas!", Sheldon shouted.
" Yeah right! Go ahead and try but I'll bet you anything that you're going to miss!", Twister evilly laughed.
" That's where you're wrong Twister Giddeon! My aiming is very accurate and I never miss my intended targets! In this case, it's you and your sister!", Sheldon shouted as he continued to point his pistol at the door with his finger on the trigger.
" Don't listen to him Rebecca! Cut the door down!", Twister shouted.
" With pleasure Twister!", Rebecca shouted as she revived up the engine and struck the door with the rotating blades which began to slice through the wooden door.
" Ok you asked for it!", Sheldon shouted as he fired a bullet through the door which caused a bunch of screaming coming from Meghann, Nora, and Rebecca as the bullet hit her in the left side of her chest dangerously close to her heart. She stumbled backwards off the front porch after dropping the chainsaw mid-cut, landing on her back in the grass.
" Rebecca! Oh you're going to get it buddy! You shot my sister!", Twister shouted as he pulled out his own pistol and pointed it at the door. As he was about ready to fire it, Sheldon opened the half chainsaw cut up front door and stepped out onto the porch, pointing his pistol at him after he cocked it again.
" I don't think so! Get out of here! I'm not afraid to defend myself and my roommate! This is our house and you're not welcome here!", Sheldon shouted.
" No! You're going to die a horrible painful death for what you did to my sister and for standing in my way!", Twister shouted but before he could do anything Rebecca slowly got up, picked up her chainsaw and came charging at Sheldon screaming her head off as she held the chainsaw above her head. Twister lunged out too but the next thing they saw coming was bullets firing at them from Sheldon and paintballs filled with blue paint flying at them from behind them. Leo was running across the street toward the house firing a paintball gun, howling like a wolf and shouting, "Take this Twister and Rebecca Giddeon! You guys suck!"
" Yeah get 'em Leo!", Meghann and Nora exclaimed.
" It's Leo! Dr. Blowhole get out here! Now!", Twister shouted.
" Come here Lemonselly! I'm going to kill you!", Dr. Blowhole shouted as he jumped out from behind the bush waving his sonic saw blade above his head ready to attack Leo with it.
" I don't think so you crazy scientist! Take this!", Leo shouted as he started firing paintballs at him. As the paintballs continued flying Twister shouted, " Retreat to my truck now!" The three villains ran down the street to Twister's truck( The Vortex of Death) as Leo continued running after them still firing paintballs. Twister and Rebecca left a trail of paint and blood as they ran. Leo shot up the truck with paint as it sped off.
" That situation was insane! I was not expecting that!", Nora gasped as she placed a hand on her chest.
" I don't think any of us were Nora!", Meghann exclaimed as she began to breathe heavily.
" Well that was just obnoxious! I can not believe Twister and his sister did that! Rebecca is worse than her brother!", Sheldon interjected as he held his pistol pointed at the ground.
" Ok can you please put that thing away now Dr. Cooper? It's kind of freaking me out.", Meghann said as she pointed at Sheldon's firearm.
" Oh, yes of course! Sorry.", Sheldon said when he noticed that his pistol was still in his hand before shoving it in a pocket of his windbreaker.
" That's ok, thank you.", Meghann said. Then she interjected, " Oh butternuts, look at the front door! My dad's going to flip his lid if he sees this!" as she looked at the halfway destroyed front door.
" Oh that wouldn't be good.", Sheldon said as he looked at the door.
" I know! What are we supposed to say about this?! That Rebecca tried to cut up the door with her chainsaw and you shot her through the door?!", Meghann interjected.
" Yes that's sounds about right because that's exactly what happened.", Sheldon said.
" Then you tell him!", Meghann interjected as she crossed her arms.
" Oh no, you're not getting out of this Meghann! We're both telling him about this!", Sheldon scolded.
" I don't want to get yelled at for something that my enemy's sister did Dr. Cooper! That's just ridiculous!", Meghann shot back at her roommate.
" Well I most certainly will not take the full hit! He is your father!", Sheldon scolded.
" Fine! We'll both tell my dad about what happened to the door!", Meghann hissed.
" Wait, what?! You shot Rebecca?!", Leo interjected as he stared at Sheldon.
" Yes. I also shot Twister too.", Sheldon said.
" Well that explains why some of my blue paint looks purplish.", Leo said.
" No duh Leo!", Meghann shot back. No sooner after she said that her radar watch started going off.
" Got to go. There's a super cell thunderstorm developing a few miles outside of the city.", Meghann said as she looked at her watch. Then she exclaimed, " Holy crap! It looks like it's going to be a big one! I better get out there fast!" She ran back into the house and up the stairs, grabbed her equipment before grabbing her car keys. She came running back out moments later.
" Be careful bestie! Don't die!", Leo exclaimed.
" Shut up Leo I know what I'm doing! I'll be back in a little bit!", Meghann hissed as she stuck her keys in the ignition of her car, shut the door, performed the safety checks before starting the car and pulling out of the driveway. Sheldon was about to scold her but Meghann left before he could say anything. Nora went back home and so did Leo. Sheldon just looked around with a confused look on his face before he walked back into the house.
Later that day as Meghann was driving home her phone started ringing.
" Hello?", Meghann answered.
" WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE FRONT DOOR?! IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A HORROR FILM!", Mr. Brissette shouted at his daughter over the phone in an angry voice.
" I know dad! Dr. Cooper and I will explain it when I get home. I'm driving home from work right now.", Meghann said. They talked for a few more minutes before they hung up.
" Ok I'm home.", Meghann said as she walked into the house. Meghann and Sheldon explained what happened but were told to fix the door much to Meghann's dismay.
Meanwhile back in Pasadena, the others were still trying to discuss what they should do about the whole Sheldon situation.
" This is all my fault! I really wish I hadn't opened my big mouth and told Sheldon to get out in the first place! I really miss him even though I was mad at him for how he acted! I want him back!", Amy cried as she sat on the couch in her apartment with her knees pressed against her chest.
" We really miss him too Ames. He was really important to all of us and we all really cared about him.", Penny sadly said as she placed a hand on her best friend's shoulder. A tear slid down her face.
" What the hell are we going to do? What's going to happen to all of us now? Sheldon was the one person that kept us all together but now he's gone and we don't have any idea where he is.", Leonard asked as he pushed his glasses up on the bridge of his nose.
" There's not much we can do Leonard. It's obvious that Sheldon just wants to be left alone and doesn't want to be in our lives anymore.", Bernadette said.
" So that's it, I guess.", Howard said. Penny buried her face in her hands and started sobbing. Leonard sat down next to her and just threw his arms around her.
Back in New York City after the front door was fixed Meghann picked up one of her Xbox controllers and a gaming headset. As she turned on the tv in hers and Sheldon's bedroom Sheldon looked up from his laptop, turned his head to her and asked, " What are you doing Meghann?"
" I'm about to play Halo on Xbox Live with my friends Dr. Cooper.", Meghann said as she flopped down on her bed holding the controller and the headset.
" You play Halo?!", Sheldon asked in shock as he stared at her. Meghann nodded her head and said, " Yeah my friends and I play it all the time with each other."
" Interesting.", Sheldon said.
" You want to play with us? I got another controller and another headset.", Meghann asked as she pointed at the other controllers and headsets that were sitting on top of the gaming console.
" I suppose so.", Sheldon said as he gently shut his laptop.
" Well go ahead, grab a controller and a headset.", Meghann said as she put her headset on her head and turned it on.
" Thank you.", Sheldon said as he grabbed a controller and a headset. As he put it on his head he asked, " What's with the microphone on this Meghann?"
" Oh that's so you can talk to the people you're playing with Dr. Cooper.", Meghann said as she began moving the joystick around on her controller.
" Interesting. Do your friends know that we're going on here?", Sheldon asked as he turned his headset on and picked up his controller.
" Yeah I sent a mass text to them. They should be getting on here pretty soon.", Meghann said.
Ding!
" Who's Dslayer21?", Sheldon asked when the first screen name popped up in the corner of the tv screen.
" Oh that's my friend Delaney. Hey Delaney!", Meghann said to her roommate before talking into her mic.
" Hey Meghann! You ready to play some Halo?!", Delaney said into her headset.
" Not yet, we have to wait for Julia, Leo, and Kayla.", Meghann said.
" Oh yeah that's right.", Delaney said.
Ding!
" Hey there's Julia!", Meghann exclaimed as the screen name Jlove34 popped up.
" Hey Julia!", Delaney and Meghann exclaimed.
" Hey you guys! I'm so ready to kick some butts!", Julia said into her headset.
" Well we are too! We're just waiting on Leo and Kayla.", Meghann said.
" Perfect! The second Leo gets on I'm gonna take him totally by surprise and blow off his head!", Julia jokingly laughed.
" Julia no! Remember what happened last time you did that to him?! He made his avatar invisible and just repeatedly shot you with a machine gun from several different angles!", Meghann laughed.
" I know that which is why I'm going to get him back for that!", Julia laughed as she moved her avatar around the screen and then made it invisible.
" Did you just make your avatar invisible Julia?!", Delaney laughed.
" Yes! I'm going to shoot Leo with a machine gun the second he gets online! He's not going to know what hit him!", Julia laughed as she remained invisible waiting with a loaded machine gun.
Ding!
" Surprise Leo! Take this you dork!", Julia laughed as she fired the gun at Leo's avatar which said Lturbeatz14.
" Ahhhhhh! What the hell Julia?! We're you invisible this whole time waiting for me to get online so you could shoot my head off?!", Leo interjected into his headset.
" Yeah! This is payback for what you did to me last time!", Julia laughed.
" Oh you're so going down McPherson! Take this back!", Leo interjected as he shot his gun back at her avatar.
" Hey, you guys let's knock it off! We have to wait for Kayla first and then we can start shooting each other!", Meghann scolded her BFFs.
" Oh good Lord!", Sheldon interjected in his headset.
" Who said that?", Delaney asked.
" Oh that was my roommate. He wanted to play with us. This is Dr. Sheldon Cooper.", Meghann said.
" Yes, hello.", Sheldon said.
" Hi! It's nice to meet you!", Delaney and Julia said.
" Pleasure to meet you too.", Sheldon said.
" Oh hi Dr. Cooper! I didn't know you like to play Halo!", Leo exclaimed.
" Well I do Leo.", Sheldon said.
" You already met him Leo?!", Delaney and Julia asked.
" Yeah, I met him when I stopped by Meghann's house a few nights ago. He's a little weird but he seems cool though.", Leo said.
Ding!
" Hey you guys! I just got on and I'm ready to play!", Kayla said into her headset. Her screen name showed up as Kblaster32.
" Oh yay Kayla's here! Now we can start shooting guys!", Meghann interjected as she started blasting her gun.
" Who's DrSCSpock24?", Kayla asked.
" Oh that's me.", Sheldon said.
" Who's this?", Kayla asked.
" This is my roommate Dr. Sheldon Cooper. He wanted to play with us so I let him join in.", Meghann said.
" Oh well hi! It's nice to meet you!", Kayla said.
" You too.", Sheldon said.
" Take this Julia!", Leo exclaimed as he shot Julia's avatar.
" Hey I wasn't ready for that Leo! Take this back!", Julia exclaimed as she shot him back.
" Oh yeah I don't think so! KAPOWIE!", Leo interjected as he fired more shots at Julia and his other friends.
" Leo that's not a word!", Sheldon interjected as he fired a machine gun at him.
" It is now! I just invented it!", Leo laughed as he shot Sheldon back.
" Look out Leo! I'm coming in hot! KABLAM!", Delaney interjected as she threw a plasma grenade at him.
" Oh yeah you're not the only one who can throw a plasma grenade because I got one too! Take this Delaney!", Leo interjected as he threw one back at her.
" Ow! Why you little son of a gun I'm gonna…!", Delaney interjected as she blasted a machine gun at him.
" Take this suckas! KAPOWIE!", Kayla interjected as she shot her gun at her friends.
" I'm gonna dominate all of you guys! Missile strike!", Meghann interjected as she started rapidly firing missiles.
" Oh so you're going to play like that?! Well two can play at this game! Take this Meghann!", Sheldon interjected as started firing a machine gun at her.
" Oh no you don't! You're minced meat Dr. Cooper! Take this!", Meghann interjected as she threw a plasma grenade at him.
" Oh good Lord!", Sheldon interjected. As machine guns were going off and grenades were flying, 4 more people suddenly joined their war.
" Hey four more people just joined our game you guys!", Julia exclaimed.
" What the frack?!", Howard's voice interjected through the headsets.
" There's like six other people on here! What the hell?!", Penny's voice suddenly chimed in.
" Who cares?! Just start blasting!", Raj's voice interjected.
" Oh for God sakes Raj!", Leonard's voice interjected.
" Well look at this! If it isn't my former friends Leonard, Howard, Raj and Penny!", Sheldon interjected in somewhat of an unhappy voice as he was blasting a machine gun.
" Sheldon?!", the 4 of them exclaimed.
" Is that you buddy?!", Leonard interjected.
" I'm not speaking to you Leonard!", Sheldon hissed.
" Wait, what?! So you're the jerks that abandoned him!", Meghann hissed.
" Abandoned him?! What the hell are you talking about?! Who is this?!", Penny shot back.
" This is Meghann Brissette what are you doing on here?! I had this set on private settings!", Meghann interjected.
" This is Xbox Live! There's no such thing as private settings!", Leonard shot back.
" Shut up Dr. Hofstadter and get out of here! I don't want you on here upsetting Dr. Cooper as well as my friends and I! I was trying to make this a nice, thrilling experience for him and you're ruining it by being here!", Meghann hissed.
" Wait, what?! Sheldon's with you?!", Howard exclaimed.
" Yeah we're roommates! He's been living with me for a few days now since a group of certain somebodies decided to be jerks and push him away!", Meghann interjected.
" Oh come on you guys! I thought we were here to play Halo not turn this into a big ass fight!", Raj interjected.
" Raj you're not helping!", Howard hissed.
To be continued...
