Chapter 12

The court hearing victory celebration continued back at the Brissettes house. Cheers, laughter and music filled the air as Meghann was dancing around the living room with her friends which surprisingly included Sheldon even though he kept saying that he didn't dance. The song Are You Gonna Be My Girl by Jet was playing on the stereo pretty loud but not too loud as to be unbarable and to cause a disturbance. As they were all dancing to it Meghann grabbed a picture taken of her and Lindsay together and threw it into the fireplace. The picture burned to ash and dust as they all took turns throwing other pictures of her into it. Mr. and Mrs. Brissette laughed in amusement as they stood from the doorway of the kitchen watching the scene unfold in front of them. Once all the pictures of Lindsay were destroyed Nora did something completely obnoxious. She jumped into the air and grabbed the ceiling fan blades twisting herself around on them laughing her head off.

" Nora what the hell are you doing up there?!", Sheldon shrieked as he stared up at her.

" I'm having the time of my life right now Dr. Cooper!", Nora excitedly shrieked as she continued spinning around.

" Well get down this instant! You're going to hurt yourself!", Sheldon shrieked, a little concerned for his friend.

" Yeah Nora you're gonna break the fan if you're not careful and then my parents are going to get mad at you!", Meghann shrieked at her neighbor and friend but Nora screamed when she suddenly flew off the fan and fell flat on her face on the floor.

" Beaseley you dillhole! Why did you do that?!", Julia laughed as she helped Nora get up.

" I was trying to have a little fun Mcpherson!", Nora laughed.

" Yeah I think we're all trying to do that Nora!", Kayla laughed.

" Oh shut it Holt!", Nora laughed as she playfully smacked Kayla upside the head.

" Hey think fast you guys!", Leo laughed as he suddenly chucked balloons filled with eggs at his best friend Meghann, Julia, Delaney, Kayla, Nora and Sheldon in a joking manner. The balloons popped when they pelted them covering them in eggshells and egg yolks. Leo laughed his butt off at his classic prank he just pulled as he was sprinting away through the kitchen.

" Oh you're so gonna get it Leo Michael! Come on you guys let's get him!", Meghann laughed as the six of them chased after Leo. They caught up to him in the den, knocked him down to the floor and congregated in a circle like a bunch of bullies would do playing kicking him repeatedly.

" Ok ok you guys I admit it was a lousy prank! Stop kicking me! I won't do it again!", Leo laughed as he tried to protect every inch of his turtle-shelled body from bodily harm. Cali then suddenly jumped up on him and peed all over him.

" Ew Cali! You just frickin' pissed all over me! Now I got to go take a frickin' bath and spray myself with enzyme remover!", Leo shrieked as he gently pushed Cali off of him and stood up. His friends were all laughing at what just happened.

" I guess that's what you get for trying to pull a prank on us dude! Cali marking herself all over you!", Meghann laughed.

" Shut up Meghann! Can I just go use your bathtub to wash myself please?!", Leo laughed.

" Sure Leo it's upstairs!", Meghann laughed.

" Thanks!", Leo laughed as he bolted out of the den and up the stairs. Meghann, Sheldon, Julia, Delaney, Kayla and Nora had a hard time containing themselves meaning they just threw themselves onto the floor with ear-splitting laughter once Leo was out of the room. Not meanly but just for pure entertainment.

" What's with all the laughter in here?!", Brian asked in confusion when he stepped into the den.

" Brian my best friend just got pissed on by Cali!", Meghann laughed.

" Cali peed on Leo?!", Brian asked.

" Yes! He pulled a prank on us by throwing balloons filled with eggs at us so I guess Cali decided to get revenge for us!", Meghann laughed.

" Son of a bi**h Cali!", Brian laughed as he stared at the cat. The chorus of laughter continued from the others as they continued to celebrate after Leo came back from the bathroom all cleaned up. When noon rolled around and after everyone went home Meghann was starting to nod off while her and Sheldon were cuddling with each other on the couch.

" Are you tired Meghann?", Sheldon asked as he gently stroked her hair.

" No Dr. Cooper I'm just content. I'm just happy that this ignorance is finally over.", Meghann tiredly said.

" Are you sure? You sound like you're tired. I think you should go take a nap.", Sheldon said.

" No really I'm fine.", Meghann tiredly said.

" I don't think so. Come on, I'm going to carry you upstairs. You need to go take a nap and I'm going to do so as well.", Sheldon said as he got up and gently picked Meghann up into his arms. He carried her toward the stairs before walking up them. He then carried her into their bedroom and gently laid her down in her bed despite her protesting against this. He covered her with the bedspread, kissed her and said, " Hush up, it's nap time Meghann."

" Ok whatever you say Dr. Cooper. Mostly because I don't have the energy to continue arguing.", Meghann tiredly said as her eyelids started to get heavy.

" Good. Go to sleep. I'll wake you up in a couple of hours after I've had a nap too as well.", Sheldon said before he kissed her again and got into his bed. Within a few seconds he was knocked out as well as Meghann. Smiles spread across their faces knowing that they could now be together in peace following the events of the court hearing that had taken place that morning. Lindsay could now go to hell in their eyes and finally now shut her face about them dating each other seeing as it may that they were now given legal permission to continue their relationship which made them very happy. A few hours later Sheldon woke up and walked over to Meghann's bed. He woke her up before walking over to his whiteboard where he began to start working on his equations. Meghann's radar watch went off and she left the house to go chase a storm. Later when Meghann came back home her and Sheldon decided to watch a couple movies together in their bedroom.

" So what movie are we watching Dr. Cooper?", Meghann asked as she sat on her bed with a huge bowl of popcorn sitting next to her.

" A Star Trek movie Meghann.", Sheldon said with a smile as he held up a Star Trek dvd in his hands.

" Ok, I'll watch that with you if you watch Pokemon The First Movie with me after that.", Meghann said with a smile as she held up said dvd in her hands.

" Fair enough.", Sheldon said as he popped the dvd in. Then he climbed up onto Meghann's bed and sat next to her. Meghann placed the bowl of popcorn in between the two of them after shutting the lights off to make the whole room dark like a movie theater. Once the movie started they sat cuddled together munching on their popcorn. At first, Meghann didn't really think she would like it but surprisingly a few minutes in and she was hooked. Sheldon was happy that Meghann was beginning to enjoy something that he liked. It made him think that maybe they are meant to be together. Meghann was starting to think the same thing. She started thinking about what Journey said to her during that phone conversation they had after her and Sheldon first met and she started to wonder if that had been some sort of clue as to what would happen in the foreseeable future.

' Had Journey predicted the future? Had he known that I was meant to be with Dr. Cooper? Had he known that his aunt was going to get sick?', Meghann thought in her head as she continued to watch the movie wrapped in Sheldon's arms with a smile on her face. After the movie was over Meghann put in the Pokemon movie. At first, like Meghann, Sheldon looked like he was completely bored out of his mind but then started to get into it. He even started laughing with Meghann at the parts with Team Rocket screwing things up.

" Those 3 are such idiots! I always laugh at them for some reason I don't know why!", Meghann laughed.

" Maybe because of the fact that they're just stupid ' knuckleheads' as Meowth puts it Meghann.", Sheldon smirked as he stared at her.

" Yeah maybe that's it Dr. Cooper! They look like a trio of retarded villains who don't know what the hell they're doing and if that's the case then their boss Giovanni must be really dumb!", Meghann laughed.

" I completely agree with you on that. And not to mention that's a really ridiculous name too.", Sheldon smirked.

" Yeah, what kind of a dumb name is that?! It's even more ridiculous than the name Twister!", Meghann laughed.

" Well personally I think Twister is the most ridiculous name next to Giovanni.", Sheldon smirked.

" Well how about we just agree to disagree on that notion?!", Meghann laughed.

" Fair enough. And while we're on the subject of ridiculous topics, what is up with that stupid motto they say every time they want to fight people Meghann?!", Sheldon exclaimed as he let out a gaspy laugh.

" I have no freaking idea Dr. Cooper! I don't even know where in the hell they came up with that!", Meghann laughed. They decided to imitate that as a joke which made them laugh so hard that they almost fell off the bed. Their laughter then died down after a few minutes and they continued watching the movie. But right in the middle of the movie was when Twister decided to stir up some more trouble. In an instant Twister smashed a shovel through the window causing Meghann and Sheldon to scream bloody murder as they jumped off of Meghann's bed.

" Prepare for trouble indeed you stupid idiots!", Twister laughed evilly as he climbed in through the window with his sister Rebecca and his mad scientist friend Dr. Blowhole.

" Oh great! Just when we thought things were starting to get better they suddenly get worse!", Meghann screamed.

" Yes it very much seems that way!", Sheldon screamed.

" Twister get out of here! You're ruinning our date!", Meghann screamed.

" No and wait WHAT?! You two are dating each other now?!", Twister shouted in surprise.

" Yes! We just started dating each other right after Journey and I broke up!", Meghann shouted.

" You look like you're too young to be with him Meghann!", Twister shouted.

" Oh please shut up! We've already dealed with enough ignorance from my cousin Lindsay who's now dead to me as it is! We don't need it from you too!", Meghann shouted.

" Yes so please leave our house! How many times do we need to tell you that?!", Sheldon shouted.

" I told you I'm going to do whatever the hell I want Dr. Cooper! You're going to pay for destroying my computer! My evil plans are all gone because of you!", Twister shouted as he angrily threw a finger at Sheldon.

" Precisely Twister which were probably ridiculous ones anyway which in turn would have been of no use to you.", Sheldon smuggly smirked as he glared at Twister.

" Why you little conniving son of a…!", Twister shouted.

" Excuse me but if you say son of a bitch I will smack you!", Sheldon shouted.

" Not if I smack you first!", Twister shouted as he held up the shovel in his hand.

" Oh dear Lord!", Sheldon screamed.

" RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!", Meghann screamed as she sprinted out of the room. Sheldon followed her screaming at the top of his lungs as well.

" Come back here you dunce cap ding-a-lings!", Twister shouted as he chased after them with Rebecca and Dr. Blowhole following close behind. Meghann and Sheldon ended up running downstairs and into the basement. They hid in the utility room gasping for air.

" Ok this is ridiculous! We need to do something about Twister, Rebecca and Dr. Blowhole!", Meghann quietly hissed under her breath.

" I most certainly agree with you. Those 3 are really starting to become the bane of my existence.", Sheldon said under his breath.

" I'm so sick of those 3 ruinning everything! They either need to leave us alone or be blasted out of existence!", Meghann quietly hissed.

" Well I don't know if this information would be of any use, but, once when I was a child I tried to build what my mother considered a ' death ray' to get revenge against all the individuals who have wronged me.", Sheldon said.

" Really?! That's dark.", Meghann asked as she stared at her roommate/boyfriend.

" Yes well I was a child Meghann.", Sheldon said.

" You know, you might be on to something Dr. Cooper. If you want, we could build one. We could use it to our advantage against Twister, his sister and his stupid mad scientist friend.", Meghann darkly said with an evil like smirk on her face.

" Meghann that is the most devious idea I've ever heard. I was thinking the exact same thing.", Sheldon said as he looked at his roommate/girlfriend in complete surprise.

" Yeah well I'm sick of him ruinning my life. So what do you say? You want to build a death ray and let me be your partner-in crime?", Meghann asked with an evil smirk on her face. Sheldon thought for a minute before he said with an evil smirk, " Yes, I most certainly would.

" Alright. Let's go find some supplies without that idiot seeing us.", Meghann said as she quietly opened the door and stepped out of the utility room. Sheldon quietly followed her.

" Are you sure you know what you're doing Meghann?", Sheldon asked.

" Are you kidding me? I once built a laser for a 3rd grade science project. Which won the fair, of course.", Meghann said.

" Impressive.", Sheldon said.

" Thanks.", Meghann said. They searched the entire house and even the garage very stealthfully for supplies to use and as they were starting to put it together in the backyard the instrumental verison of It Will All Be Mine from The Pokemon Live! show began to play in the background. Using both of their knowledge and skills, together they made what looked like the world's most scariest looking death ray laser anybody has ever seen.

" Holy sprockets! This is one of the most scariest things I've ever seen! This should surely scare the living hell out of those weenies!", Meghann exclaimed as she stood back to admire their work.

" Precisely! It's almost finished. Now we just need some sort of power source for it.", Sheldon said as he nodded his head.

" Oh I got it! We can just use my tornado crystal!", Meghann exclaimed as she reached up behind her neck to unclasped the necklace chain that held her crystal on it.

" Oh Meghann you don't have to sacrifice that! You're going to need that!", Sheldon exclaimed as he tried to stop her.

" No really Dr. Cooper it's ok! I don't mind sacrificing it! If I really need it I have a back up one!", Meghann exclaimed as she unclasped the chain and pulled it off her neck. She then removed the glowing pink crystal from the chain and inserted it into the power source compartment.

" Alright, well I'd say our death ray is complete.", Sheldon said with an evil smirk after he closed up the compartment.

" Should we test it?", Meghann asked with an evil like smile.

" Yes we shall.", Sheldon said with that same evil smirk on his face.

" Alright then let 'er rip!", Meghann exclaimed. Sheldon acknowledged what she said, aimed the laser at the base of a tree and pressed the button to activate it. A loud phaser whir sounded as a bright pink light blasted out of it like a rocket and struck the tree with great force. It burned a medium sized hole right through the trunk of the tree. Meghann's eyes went wide when she saw how powerful this thing was.

" Woah! Ok that's pretty cool! We are so using this thing against those morrons!", Meghann exclaimed.

" Well that's what this thing was intended for wasn't it?", Sheldon asked.

" Yes! Twister is so going to wish that he never messed with us!", Meghann exclaimed as she started laughing like an evil madwoman.

" Good Lord Meghann that laugh is impressive!", Sheldon exclaimed as he stared at her.

" Thanks Dr. Cooper! You want to do it with me this time?!", Meghann exclaimed.

" Oh what the heck! Why not?!", Sheldon exclaimed. The two of them started laughing like evil supervillains together which caught the attention of Twister, Rebecca and Dr. Blowhole as they entered the yard.

" Hey! Being evil is my thing! What's with all this evil laughter back here?! Have you idiots gone Turbo?!", Twister shouted.

" Funny you should ask that Twister considering the fact that your middle name is Turbo and another thing, that's none of your poppy cock business!", Meghann shouted. Sheldon turned the death ray laser around and aimed it at him, Rebecca and Dr. Blowhole. He had an evil smirk on his face and a look of evil in his eyes as he stared at them with his finger hovering over the button.

" What the hell is that thing?!", Twister shouted.

" Oh just a little thing I like to call YOUR DOOM! Hit it Dr. Cooper!", Meghann shouted in an evil like manner as Sheldon pressed the button down which fired the death ray laser at the villains but they scattered away and the beam shot another object which completely destroyed it.

" WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!", Dr. Blowhole shouted from behind a tree.

" It's some sort of death ray is what it is!", Rebecca shouted from behind another tree.

" Precisely correct Rebecca! It is a death ray which is going to destroy you, your brother and his stupid friend!", Sheldon evilly interjected as he hovered his finger over the button again with that same evil smirk on his face.

" Cooper have you lost your mind?!", Twister shouted.

" That's Dr. Cooper to you Twister Turbo Giddeon and no! I have not lost my mind! This is my revenge against you for all the crap you have done to Meghann and I so far! You're going to realize that crime doesn't pay and I certainly hope you take that with you to your watery grave because that's where you're going once Meghann and I are through with you!", Sheldon evilly interjected.

" Stop stealing my banter! You're not going to get away with this!", Twister shouted as he pointed his finger at Sheldon.

" O' Contrarre I already have!", Sheldon evilly interjected.

" Yeah what he said! Prepare to meet your doom Twister!", Meghann evilly interjected as Sheldon hit the button again sending another powerful deadly beam at Twister and the other two.

" Bitchin' hell! Rebecca, Dr. Blowhole, retreat now! Dr. Cooper's gone completely insane!", Twister shouted as he began running away like a bat out of hell. His sister and his friend followed him.

" Come back here you banes of my existence!", Sheldon evilly shouted as he chased after them with the death ray laser continuing to blast it at them laughing like an evil maniac. Meghann followed him doing the same thing.

" This is ridiculous! This isn't how it's supposed to go! We're supposed to be the ones doing this kind of stuff to you!", Twister shouted.

" Yeah well you had your fun Twister! Now it's our turn to be evil for once and destroy you!", Meghann evilly shouted as she continued laughing like a madwoman.

" Yes so say your last words while you still can because after that you're dead!", Sheldon evilly shouted.

" Cooper you're a madman!", Twister shouted.

" No I'm not, you're the only madman I see that I'm determined to eliminate! And once again, that's Dr. Cooper!", Sheldon evilly shouted with that same evil smirk on his face. Sheldon continued firing the death ray at them still laughing like an evil maniac.

" Retreat to the house!", Twister shouted as him, his sister and his friend ran back to the Giddeons house. They bolted inside, slammed the door shut, locked it and started barricading the door with a bunch of items.

" Mom, Dad! Batton down the hatches! We got trouble out there!", Twister and Rebecca shouted out to their parents.

" What the devil is going on out there?!", Mrs. Giddeon shouted when she came into the foyer area.

" It's Meghann and Dr. Cooper! They're trying to destroy us with some death ray they just built!", Twister shouted.

" WHAT?! Oh that's not happening! Benjamin, get the rocket launcher!", Mrs. Giddeon shouted out to her husband.

" Quit wretchin' nagging at me Brenda I'm already getting it!", Mr. Giddeon shouted at his wife as he was searching for the rocket launcher upstairs. Once he found it he headed toward a bedroom.

" Come out here and fight you chickens or we're gonna destroy your house!", Meghann evilly shouted from outside as her and Sheldon stood on the Giddeons front lawn with their death ray laser.

" Yeah you low down punks! Get out here and face the music!", Sheldon evilly shouted. His southern accent came out pretty thick when he said this. The evil Star Wars music began to play in the background.

" I don't think so! You get out of here you stupid physicist before I blast you with this rocket launcher!", Mr. Giddeon suddenly shouted from the window of an upstairs bedroom as he pointed the rocket launcher down at Meghann and Sheldon.

" I can do whatever I want Mr. Giddeon! Now I suggest that you, your wife and your two stupid kids get out here with your stupid friend before you leave me no choice but to destroy your house with this death ray! And not only will it destroy that but it will also destroy you!", Sheldon evilly shouted.

" Oh please Dr. Cooper, you couldn't destroy this place even if you tried! There are hidden threat sensors all around this property that automatically activate an invisible force field around this house whenever someone tries to attack it! Plus, you're a theoretical physicist!", Mr. Giddeon shouted.

" That is correct, I may be a theoretical physicist but my former friends have always told me that I was one lab accident away from becoming a supervillain and well, they're right! I may be a brilliant mind with an IQ of 187 but I do know a thing or two about being evil!", Sheldon evilly shouted.

" Yeah and I do too you asshat!", Meghann evilly shouted.

" How would you know that Meghann?!", Sheldon asked in complete shock as he stared at his roommate/girlfriend.

" Because I have an uncle who's a mad scientist. His name's Dr. Carmine Baucman.", Meghann said.

" Is he blood related to you?", Sheldon asked.

" Yes he's my mom's and my Aunt Meg's brother.", Meghann said.

" Interesting, I didn't know that.", Sheldon said as the evil smirk returned to his face.

" Well now you do.", Meghann evilly said as she kissed him.

" This is your second to last warning Mr. Giddeon! Get out here now with your stupid family and your stupid friend or you shall be destroyed along with your house!", Sheldon evilly shouted as he hovered his finger over the button.

" I told you that you can't destroy our house Dr. Cooper! It's protected with threat sensors!", Mr. Giddeon shouted.

" Oh, can't I?!", Sheldon evilly shouted as he pressed the button down sending another deadly out. As it shot toward the Giddeons house Mr. Giddeon fired the rocket launcher at Sheldon and Meghann but the rocket missle flew over their heads and hit the mailbox a few feet behind them.

" Aha ha ha ha ha, you missed you fool! And by the way I just fried your system! Now your house is completely unprotected! This is your final warning, come out here with your wife and your two stupid kids along with stupid Dr. Blowhole or you're going to be history!", Sheldon evilly shouted with an evil laughter.

" Dr. Cooper you're insane! You and Meghann need to leave us the hell alone!", Twister shouted out from another window in the house.

" I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!", Sheldon evilly shouted.

" Yeah, you're the insane one Twister!", Meghann evilly shouted.

" Don't yell at my son!", Mr. Giddeon shouted.

" I can say whatever the hell I want Mr. Giddeon! Your son is a piece of trash anyway!", Meghann evilly shouted.

" I couldn't agree with you more, kitten.", Sheldon evilly said as he looked at her before he kissed her.

" Oh Dr. Cooper I can't keep my hands off you with the way you're talking so evil right now toward my enemy and his family!", Meghann evilly exclaimed as she leaned more into his kiss.

" I like the way you just said that Meghann.", Sheldon evilly said with that same evil smirk on his face. Then he evilly shouted, " You got 30 seconds to make your choice! Are you chickens going to come out or be destroyed with your house?!" as he hovered his finger over the button on his and Meghann's death ray laser once more.

Wow, how about them apples?! Meghann and Sheldon being evil! What do you think will happen next?! Are the Giddeons and Dr. Blowhole going to give up or are they going to be destroyed?! Let me know in the comments. To be continued…