Chapter 15
2 weeks later after Mrs. Cooper left Pasadena for good and cut her ties with the gang the Halo tournament kicked off with the six teams battling it out against each other online. As a bunch of trash talk was being thrown around within the first few hours of the tournament, three of the teams quickly got eliminated leaving Meghann and Sheldon, Penny and Leonard and two other guys still going at it with each other.
" This is ridiculous! Why won't your avatars just die already?! You guys are really starting to piss me off!", Meghann angrily shouted through her headset at Penny and Leonard as she was furiously hitting the buttons on her computer screen keyboard, trying to shoot their avatars with a machine gun.
" Yeah well you're doing the same for us you little bi*ch! You're pissing us off by not getting the HELL out of here!", Penny hissed in anger as she kept trying to shoot Meghann's avatar and throw plasma grenades at her.
" Penny do not insult my roommate/girlfriend like that! I don't appreciate that and if you do it again you're gonna die!", Sheldon angrily shouted at her through his headset as he was playing just as furious as Meghann was.
" Oh shut the hell up Sheldon! You're going to die first! This is for everything you did to us last month you a**hole!", Penny hissed in anger as she attacked Sheldon's avatar too.
" Yeah you crazy ba***rd and would you quit calling Meghann that! She's way younger than you!", Leonard hissed in anger as he was throwing attacks against them too as well as the other two guys that were still in the game.
" Well that's a fine how do you do?! Excuse me Leonard but I'm allowed to call her whatever I want!", Sheldon angrily shouted.
" Yeah does the age difference really matter to you?! I'm 19 YEARS OLD! Him and I are legally allowed to be together! We don't care what people think! We're in love with each other!", Meghann angrily shouted.
" Yes it matters to me! You're a teenager Meghann! Yes you may legally be considered an adult but that doesn't mean you are one! You're not 20 years old yet!", Leonard hissed in anger.
" I don't flipping care Dr. Hofstadter! You can believe whatever the hell you want but this is my life and you don't control it!", Meghann angrily shouted.
" Yes please just leave her alone! You're really making me mad with some of the things you're saying right now!", Sheldon angrily shouted.
" Yo come on this is ridiculous! Can you guys just stop yelling at each other! We're here to play a game not fight with each other!", one of the guys said on the third team.
" Yeah if you're going to argue about stupid things that don't relate to this game then take it somewhere else! We don't want to hear it!", the other guy said.
" Yeah well we don't want to hear you either!", Leonard hissed in anger at the other two guys.
" Yeah bye losers!", Penny hissed in anger as her and Leonard eliminated them from the game leaving them just up against Meghann and Sheldon.
" Well look at this! Now it's just us verses you two idiots!", Leonard hissed in anger.
" Oh yeah it is and you clowns are so going down!", Meghann angrily shouted.
" Yes I most certainly agree! Prepare to meet your doom Penny and Leonard!", Sheldon angrily shouted.
" Why don't you meet yours first Sheldon Cooper!", Penny hissed in anger as she tried to throw a plasma grenade at Sheldon's avatar but Sheldon moved out of the way at the last minute and shouted, " I don't think so! Goodbye Penny!" before he threw one back at her and knocked her out of the game.
" Penny! Oh you're so dead for killing my girlfriend Sheldon! You're minced meat!", Leonard hissed in anger as he started going after Sheldon again.
" You're not going to do anything to him! The only thing you're going to be doing is saying goodbye after I knock you flat!", Meghann angrily shouted as she made her next move but at the last second Leonard hissed, " I don't think so!" before he made his avatar invisible and killed her, knocking her out of the game.
" Ha! Goodbye Meghann, you're dead!", Leonard smuggly shouted but the moment he said that is when things turned ugly.
" Damn it!", Meghann angrily shouted as she slammed her fist down and stormed out of the room and the moment that Sheldon saw tears coming down her face before she slammed the door shut behind her is when an instant wall of rage began to build up inside of him. In that moment Leonard had really made enemies with him because he had just hurt the feelings of the girl he loved.
" Now it's just me and you! What do you think of that?!", Leonard hissed.
" You just made my roommate/girlfriend cry.", Sheldon said with a little bit of anger in his voice before he shouted angrily at the top of his lungs, " You have really crossed the line now Dr. Leonard Hofstadter! I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOU FOR THAT! NO ONE hurts the woman I love like that and gets away with it!"
" What the hell are you talking about?! Why would you want to hurt me?! I'm your best friend!", Leonard hissed in anger.
" Wrong sir, wrong! You were my best friend until you and the others pushed me away and you just hurt Meghann's feelings and made her cry! So you know what, it's on now you low down punk! I'll give my sweet kitten an avengement she'll never forget by taking it out on you!", Sheldon angrily shouted as he began to hit the keyboard keys with seething rage.
" Fine have it your way you whackadoodle! It's all or nothing now!", Leonard hissed in anger as he was doing the same thing.
" Yes it most certainly is and you have now just become a big bane of my existence! You are worse than Twister Giddeon!", Sheldon angrily shouted.
" Who the freak is that Dr. Sheldon Cooper?!", Leonard hissed in anger.
" That is none of your business to know who he is! That is between me and my new group of friends, which by the way are so much better than you jerks!", Sheldon angrily shouted.
" How can you say that Sheldon?! They're 19 year olds! They're loud and obnoxious! You hate those things and always have ever since we met you!", Leonard hissed in anger.
" Yes that may be true but I don't care anymore! I'm finally in a place where I truly feel appreciated and loved! Not just by Meghann but also by her family and everyone that knows them too! This city where I live now may be obnoxious but it's my home now and will be for the rest of my life! And the friends I have now will always be my friends until the day we die, no matter how much they may annoy me from time to time!", Sheldon angrily shouted.
" What the hell happened to you Sheldon?! This is so not you! Have you completely lost your mind?!", Leonard hissed in anger.
" No I have not! I've just been getting used to my new life here! Besides, even if I did want to come back which I don't, I can't now because recently Meghann and I just had our shared bedroom completely renovated by her brother Brian and his best friend Connor! I wasn't happy about it at first because they did it when Meghann and I were over at our friend Julia's house but now I love it! It was the nicest thing they ever did for us and I'm most certainly not taking it for granted, ever!", Sheldon angrily shouted.
" Oh for God sakes, you can not be serious! So that's it?! You're kicking all of us out of your life for good?!", Leonard hissed in anger.
" Yes! I don't want you and the others to speak to me ever again! Goodbye forever Leonard!", Sheldon angrily shouted as he eliminated Leonard out of the game which ended the tournament.
" I did it! We won! We...", Sheldon exclaimed but then he turned around in his chair and when he heard Meghann still crying out in the hallway he sadly said to himself, " won." before he took off his headset and stood up to walk out of the room. When he reached the hallway he felt like his heart was about to break when he saw Meghann sitting on the floor next to the doorway with her face buried in her hands, crying.
" Meghann... are you alright?", Sheldon sadly asked as he knelt down beside her.
" No! What happened?!", Meghann cried.
" We won the tournament.", Sheldon sadly said.
" That's great, but I got my feelings hurt!", Meghann cried.
" Shhhhh, it's alright kitten. Come on, let's just go home.", Sheldon sadly said as he gently lifted Meghann up into his arms and carried her out of the building. But the moment they got home things still didn't get much better. The moment Meghann ran into the house running up the stairs crying her eyes out as she slammed the bedroom door shut when she got to their room is when it caught the attention of her parents and her brother who were sitting in the living room watching tv.
" Woah Dr. Cooper what's up with Meghann?! Why is she upset?! Did you guys lose the tournament?!", Brian exclaimed when he saw Sheldon walk in.
" No Brian we won the tournament because of me but she's upset for an entirely different reason.", Sheldon sadly said as he tossed the car keys in the bowl.
" Well what happened?", Mrs. Brissette asked in concern.
" My ex-best friend Dr. Leonard Hofstadter said something to her over the game and he... hurt her feelings.", Sheldon sadly said which made the three of them gasp in shock.
" What?! Your ex-best friend hurt Meghann's feelings?! What the hell did he say to her?! I want to know now Dr. Cooper!", Mr. Brissette asked in anger.
" Ok well why don't I just tell you this short exchange of what was said. So Meghann said, " You're not going to do anything to him! The only thing you're going to be doing is saying goodbye after I knock you flat!" so then he said, " I don't think so!" before he knocked her out of the game and smuggly went like this, " Ha! Goodbye Meghann, you're dead!", Sheldon sadly said with a little bit of anger in his voice.
" He seriously said that to my sister?! How dare he!", Brian shouted in anger.
" How dare he who? Greetings family and Dr. Cooper. What's going on here?", Carmine suddenly said in a semi-evil tone when he suddenly teleported himself into the middle of his relatives living room which startled everyone again for a brief period but then they calmed down.
" What's going on Carmine is that Meghann just got her feelings hurt over the Halo game!", Mr. Brissette shouted in anger.
" What?! That's an outrage! Who's the fool who hurt her feelings?! I want a name and I want it now!", Carmine shouted in anger.
" It was my ex-best friend Dr. Leonard Hofstadter!", Sheldon angrily said as he told Carmine exactly what Leonard had said to Meghann. Carmine immediately became outraged by hearing this that he decided to do the one thing he knew how to do best: threatening to harm others who hurt his family especially his niece. He was never shy about letting others know about his feelings, especially if he was angry. So the next day after the rest of the family and Sheldon got Meghann to calm down Carmine decided to put his plan into action and teleported himself to Caltech ending up right smack in the middle of the darkness in Leonard's and Howard's lab in his white lab coat over his black attire just standing there in silence waiting for the two men to arrive.
" Gahhh I am so mad right now! I can't believe that crazy bastard beat Penny and I in that Halo tournament yesterday! We were so close to winning but Sheldon knocked Penny out first and I knocked out Meghann before he knocked me out!", Leonard hissed in anger as he was stomping down the university laboratory hallway with Howard following him.
" Yeah I hear you Leonard, that sucks! I'm just as mad about it as you guys are! That jerk!", Howard hissed in anger.
" Yeah Howard and not only that after I knocked Meghann out of the game Sheldon started going off on me talking about a whole bunch of crazy nonsense! He said that his new group of friends are way better than we were and he also said that I was worse than some random guy he met in the new city he lives in now that none of us have ever heard about before!", Leonard hissed in anger.
" What the frack?! Are you kidding me?! Who's this guy he's talking about?!", Howard hissed in anger.
" He was talking about some guy named Twister Giddeon!", Leonard hissed in anger as they were nearing their laboratory door.
" Ok Sheldon's really lost his mind now! That is ridiculous!", Howard hissed in anger.
" Yeah I couldn't agree more with you on that Wolowitz!", Leonard hissed in anger but the moment he moment he put his hand on the door knob of their lab to twist it him and Howard got the biggest shock of their lives when the door suddenly opened and a pair of gruff hands grabbed the fronts of their shirts yanking them into the darkness of the lab, causing the two men to scream, " Oh Jewish hell!" and " Oh for God sakes!" as if they were in a horror film. The two of them really started to panic when the door was shut behind them and locked. They screamed even more when they suddenly found themselves tied to chairs sitting side by side to each other and a bright interrogation light was flipped on in front of their faces. Standing right next to the light they saw a man who they had never seen before.
" Hello, boys.", Carmine evilly said with a sinister look on his face that set off a series of lightning strikes and thunderclaps in the darkness of the laboratory making the experimental physicist and the aerospace engineer almost pass out from fright.
" Holy space nuts! What is this?! Freaky Friday?!", Howard shrieked in terror.
" Who the hell are you and what are you doing here?!", Leonard shrieked in terror.
" Well, to answer your question Mr. Howard Wolowitz this is quite far from what you speak of and to answer your question Dr. Leonard Hofstadter I'm a mad scientist and my name is Dr. Carmine Baucman! The reason I'm standing here before you is because I heard that SOMEBODY here wasn't being too nice to my niece the other day over the video game tournament!", Carmine evilly shouted in anger as he got up in Leonard's face making Leonard almost go white as a ghost.
" WHAT?!", Leonard and Howard shrieked in terror.
" Meghann's your niece?!", Howard shrieked in terror.
" Yes she is who I love very much and if there's one thing that pisses me off the most is it would have to be that I don't take too kindly to others who hurt my niece as well as the rest of my family! People who do things like that in my eyes are instant enemies to me!", Carmine evilly shouted.
" You're crazy! I didn't do anything!", Leonard shrieked in terror as sweat started to drip down his face.
" Yeah and how do you even know our names?! We never told you!", Howard shrieked in terror.
" Wrong sir! You said something to my niece that no one has ever said to her over a video game EVER and you made her cry because of it! THAT is something I do not appreciate! And to answer your question you didn't have to tell me Howard! I know your names because your little former friend Dr. Sheldon Cooper told me about you!", Carmine evilly shouted.
" Son of a bi*ch he didn't! That a**hole!", Howard shrieked in anger and terror.
" Oh yeah well did he tell you that he's dating your niece too?!", Leonard shrieked in anger and terror. Both men started to jerk around trying to free themselves from the chairs they were tied to.
" Yes he did and I'm very much ok with it as long as he doesn't hurt her, but this isn't about them! This is about what YOU did! So, I'm going to make this very clear! I'm going to video chat my niece right now with this computer and if you do not apologize to her for what you said yesterday to her, well, then let's just say that something very bad is going to happen to you and the rest of your associates!", Carmine evilly shouted as he stuck his face in Leonard's face again and he slid an open laptop in front of the two men who were still trying to get away.
" Like what do you mean?! What are you going to do to us?!", Howard shrieked in terror.
" Yeah for God sakes we weren't trying anyone's feelings! We were just trying to get back at Sheldon for what he did to us over a Facebook video that your niece Meghann posted several months ago after her birthday!", Leonard shrieked in terror.
" That is way off topic and I don't wish to discuss that! Now let's just get this over with so I do not have to resort to anything further!", Carmine evilly shouted as he opened Skype and logged into his account. He then went into his contacts and clicked on his niece's icon. He then waited for her to connect the call. When he saw her face pop up on the screen his facial esspression changed almost immediately from a pure evil look to a semi-evil one with a soft smile.
" Hello my precious little bee, it's your Uncle Carmine calling you.", Carmine said with a soft smile on his face in a semi-evil tone.
" Yeah I can see that. Uncle Carmine… where are you? Why can I barely see your face?", Meghann asked in confusion as she stared the dark screen.
" Well to answer your question love, I'm at Caltech in a laboratory with Mr. Howard Wolowitz and Dr. Leonard Hofstadter. I've taken it upon myself to come here on a mission, a very important neccessary one at that to get something very clear with these two men and after I've just had a chat with them before calling you, I believe Dr. Hofstadter has something to say to you.", Carmine said in a semi-evil tone.
" No I don't!", Leonard shrieked in terror which earned him an immediate hard punch to his back from Carmine almost knocking Leonard's glasses off his face.
" Wrong! Try again Leonard!", Carmine evilly shouted at him.
" Ow ok! Meghann I'm sorry for what I said to you yesterday over Halo! I didn't think it would hurt your feelings that much! We were just mad at you, Sheldon and your best friend Leo for what you guys did to us over Facebook and we wanted to get you back for it!", Leonard shrieked in terror as tears started welling up in his eyes.
" Well what you said and the way you said it really hurt me but whatever! Thank you for apologizing, I accept it! Now can you please just leave Dr. Cooper, my family, our friends and I alone!", Meghann hissed.
" What?! No! Ow!", Leonard shrieked in terror as he was suddenly hit again in the back by Carmine.
" Try again!", Carmine evilly shouted.
" Alright fine, we'll leave you guys alone just please stop hitting me!", Leonard shrieked in terror as he started to gasp for air. He was in the beginning throws of an asthma attack.
" Thank you, much better!", Carmine evilly shouted. Then he said in a semi-evil tone with a soft smile looking at the screen, " That will be all love. I best be going now. See you again sometime soon, I love you."
" Thanks Uncle Carmine, love you too. Bye.", Meghann said.
" Goodbye.", Carmine said in a semi-evil tone before he disconnected the call, snapped the laptop shut and after Carmine shut the interrogation light off and grabbed the two items off the lab table engulfing the lab in complete darkness again with sounds of Leonard coughing and wheezing and Carmine's running footsteps towards the chemical storage closet Howard shrieked in terror, " Wait, come back! Where are you…?!" to which Carmine evilly shouted in dark, " I got to run boys! Ta ta for now!" letting out evil laughter as he disappeared into the closet through a cloud of electricity before silence fell leaving the two men still tied to the chairs completely terrified.
" Son of a bitch, Leonard are you ok?!", Howard shrieked in terror as he kept trying to get himself free.
Cough cough " What do you…?!" cough cough cough " Think, Howard?! No, I'm…!" cough cough cough cough " I'm dying here and I…!" cough cough cough cough…
" Oh god! RAJ, AMY! SOMEBODY GET IN HERE NOW!", Howard shrieked in terror at the top of his lungs as he kept trying to free himself from the chair he was still bound to while Leonard was thrashing around in the chair next to him just coughing and wheezing like crazy. This immediately caught Raj and Amy's attention and the two suddenly found themselves running down the hallway toward Leonard's and Howard's lab with Raj screaming, " Hold on dude we're coming! Just chill out!" When the two of them made it to the laboratory door Raj tried to open the door but it was still locked from the inside and wouldn't budge causing even more panic.
" What the hell are you doing you idiots?! Just get in here?!"
" Howard we're trying but the door's locked and won't budge!", Raj screamed as he was frantically rattling the door knob.
" Well try harder Koothrappali! Leonard's dying from an asthma attack in here and can't reach his inhaler!"
" What?! Oh that's not good! Hang on buddy, I'm coming!", Raj screamed as he kept trying to get the door to open but after several minutes go by with no success Amy screamed, " Oh for God's sake, move Rajesh!" before Raj stepped aside allowing Amy to step back a bit before she let out a loud psychotic screech, giving the door one powerful, hard swift kick to it with her foot which broke the lock forcing it open as if tornado force winds hit it. They immediately ran inside the lab, flipping on the lights to see one of the worst sights they had ever seen in their entire lives. Right in front of the lab table tied to chairs were their two friends who were thrashing around trying to get themselves free.
" Oh my god!", Amy screamed as she put her hands over her mouth.
" Howard what happened in here?!", Raj screamed.
" I'll tell you what happened after you guys get us free from these chairs!", Howard shrieked in terror as he kept trying to break free. Once Leonard and Howard were finally untied from the chairs Howard immediately shot up to his feet while Leonard fell out of his chair crashing to the floor as he continued to gasp for air. His face was almost blue from the lack of oxygen.
" Oh god Leonard! One of you guys do something!", Amy screamed.
" I got it!", Howard screamed as he grabbed Leonard's inhaler off of Leonard's belt clip, shook it up, pulled the mouth cap off and shoved the mouthpiece into his friend's mouth pressing down on the canister to dispense the medicine.
" Leonard Leonard breathe!", Howard screamed as he still pressing the canister. After about a few minutes Leonard's coughing and wheezing started to subside and he started to regain some of his strength back. Leonard gripped his hand on the inhaler as Howard let go of it and Howard helped him get up off the floor with Raj and Amy's assistance as well.
" Are you alright dude?!", Raj shrieked.
" Yeah I'm fine now Raj but I wasn't just a few seconds ago! I almost died!", Leonard shrieked when he pulled his inhaler away from his face trying to catch his breath.
" Yeah we can see that?! Who did this?!", Amy screamed.
" Some guy named Dr. Carmine Baucman did this to us!", Howard shrieked.
" Who the hell is that?!", Raj screamed.
" He's Meghann's uncle who's a mad scientist! He just showed up out of nowhere holding us hostage in here which scared the living daylights out of us! He was mad about what I said to Meghann yesterday over the tournament and threatened to hurt us if I didn't apologize to her for hurting her feelings!", Leonard shrieked.
" Are you flipping kidding me?!", Amy screamed.
" No we're really not, we're serious! And not only he threatened to hurt us but he threatened to hurt the rest of you too!", Howard shrieked.
" That's insane Wolowitz! Where did he go now?!", Raj screamed.
" I don't know! He just disappeared into the dark! I think he must have used some kind of teleportation device or gone through some kind of wormhole! And he almost looked like Frankenstein's Bride!", Howard shrieked.
" Yeah it was so creepy! This guy nearly scared the pants off of us!", Leonard shrieked. Leonard and Howard continued to go on and on about what happened to the point where President Siebert told them to go home for the rest of the day believing that they were going crazy and did not want to hear any more nonsense forcing them to completely shut up about the whole thing even though they were still really scared about the whole incident. Meanwhile back in New York City, Meghann was laughing her butt off on her bed just as Sheldon was walking into their shared bedroom wearing his usual clothing under his dark blue windbreaker with his messenger bag over his shoulder after coming back from walking around the city again.
" Well, someone appears to be in a better mood today. What's with all this laughter?", Sheldon asked in complete confusion as he stared at his roommate/girlfriend and took his messenger bag off his shoulder before setting it down on the floor next to his desk.
" Oh Dr. Cooper it's priceless! You will not believe what just happened today!", Meghann laughed as she sat up on her bed staring at her roommate/boyfriend.
" Well please do tell Meghann because I'm very confused.", Sheldon said in confusion as he sat down on the edge of his bed facing her.
" Well you know how Dr. Hofstadter hurt my feelings yesterday over Halo?!", Meghann laughed.
" Yes I'm very aware of that. Where are you going with this woman?", Sheldon asked.
" Ok well the funniest thing just happened today! A few minutes ago my Uncle Carmine called me on Skype to tell me that he was at Caltech! He was holding Mr. Wolowitz and Dr. Hofstadter hostage in their lab and he basically scared Dr. Hofstadter into apologizing to me saying that if he didn't he was going to hurt them! Which did work because he did apologize but he sounded so freaked out which was so funny! I seriously don't think that I have ever heard someone be that terrified of my uncle before!", Meghann laughed as she pounded her fist on her thigh.
" Oh what fresh hell is this?! Your uncle teleported himself Caltech and threatened Leonard?!", Sheldon exclaimed in complete shock.
" Yes he did and it was the funniest thing ever! I had no idea he was doing this! I so hope that taught him a lesson!", Meghann laughed.
" Very interesting, I certainly hope that too.", Sheldon said as an amused smile started to spread across his face.
" I feel like I want to celebrate with some music!", Meghann laughed.
" Well by all means go ahead woman.", Sheldon said as he leaned his back against the headboard of his bed.
" Sweet! Karen, play No Scrubs by TLC!", Meghann exclaimed as she stood up from her bed.
" No Scrubs by TLC, starting now!", Karen's voice said before the music started to play and the strobe lights started to flash. She started to dance a little by herself for a few before she came over to Sheldon's bed, took his hand and pulled him up to his feet which startled him a bit as she started to dance with him.
" Woman sometimes you greatly annoy me when you do that.", Sheldon said as he narrowed his eyes at her.
" Oh just stop it, you know you enjoy it to some degree! You just don't want to admit it!", Meghann laughed.
" I'm a scientist, I never admit to anything!", Sheldon pointed out.
" Oh just shut up and dance with me! We're in a relationship Dr. Cooper if you have forgotten!", Meghann laughed as she continued to dance with him.
" I have an eidetic memory Meghann! I never forget anything! I'll remember everything until the day I die!", Sheldon shot back. Meghann just continued to laugh and kissed him as she continued dancing to the music with him in their room under the flashing strobe lights. This went on for several minutes but then Sheldon pulled away and interjected at the ceiling, " Karen, kill the track!" which ceased the music and lights immediately.
" Why did you do that? Is there something wrong?", Meghann asked in confusion.
" I have a feeling that something in this house isn't right.", Sheldon said in a low concerned tone.
" What do you mean by that? It's just us and Cali. My parents and my brother are at work.", Meghann asked in confusion.
" I'm not sure, but, excuse me for one moment.", Sheldon said in concern again as he suddenly walked out of the bedroom and started searching around the house. After a few minutes of silence Sheldon's voice from downstairs interjected, " Meghann, can you come to the top of the stairs for a moment please?!"
" Sure, what is it Dr. Cooper?", Meghann asked as she walked out of their bedroom and stood at the top of the stairs.
" By any chance have you seen Cali, like at all today?!", Sheldon asked in concern as he stood at the bottom of the stairs.
" I saw her half an hour ago before my uncle called me on Skype and before you got home but I haven't seen her since after that. Why do you ask?", Meghann asked in confusion.
" Because… I can't find her anywhere. I've searched every known place that she likes to hide in and she is no where to be found.", Sheldon said in concern as he shook his head. This immediately began to concern Meghann.
" What do you mean you can't find her?! She has to be in here somewhere, unless… oh my god I hope she didn't get out and is roaming the neighborhood or something! My parents will kill us if that's the case!", Meghann asked in concern as she joined in with Sheldon searching the house calling out Cali's name but when they still couldn't find her Meghann decided to call Leo.
" Meghann?", Leo answered on the other end of the phone.
" Oh thank god you answered Leo! Listen, Dr. Cooper and I have a very serious problem right now!", Meghann said in a panic.
" Ok and what's the problem?", Leo asked.
" We can't find Cali, like anywhere in our house right now! I saw her a half hour ago but since Dr. Cooper got home just a few minutes ago I haven't seen her since! We don't know what happened but we think something is really wrong!", Meghann shrieked.
" Oh my god dude that sounds really serious! I'm on my way over right now!", Leo shrieked.
" Thanks Leo! I'm gonna call the rest of our friends and tell them to get over here too!", Meghann shrieked.
" Great! See you in a few! Bye!", Leo shrieked before he hung up. Meghann then called the others and after explaining the situation to them they all showed up within 4 minutes. They all began to search the upstairs and main floor calling out Cali's name but their efforts were fruitless, that is until Leo exclaimed, " Guys, we haven't checked the basement yet! Let's go search there!"
" Of course! Why didn't we think of that before Leo! Let's go guys!", Meghann exclaimed as they all bolted down the basement stairs and began to search everywhere still calling out Cali's name but the search ended when Nora suddenly came upon a giant hole in the middle of the utility room floor that looked like was created by some kind of industrial drill.
" Uh guys… there's a giant hole in the middle of the floor in the utility room. It looks like it had been created by some kind of drill.", Nora frighteningly said as she stood a few feet in front of the hole which caught the attention of all of her friends who followed her in there.
" What the fr*ck frack?! How in the world did this get here?!", Meghann exclaimed in complete shock.
" We don't know Meghann. There could be a lot of explanations for how this giant hole got here.", Ace said as she flipped her hair and others agreed with here. But just as they were trying to solve the mystery, 5 familiar assailants suddenly came up behind them.
" Surprise, you pathetic idiots! Aha ha ha ha ha!", Twister evilly shouted as he stood behind them laughing like an evil maniac with his psychotic family and psychotic friend making Meghann, Sheldon, Leo, Julia, Kayla, Delaney, Nora and Ace all scream in terror before their visions went dark. But a few minutes later Meghann was the first one to come to but she still couldn't see anything.
' What the…? Why can't I see anything? Why is it so dark in here?', Meghann thought as she suddenly reached her hands up only for them to hit something that felt like cardboard just a few inches above her face. She immediately began to freak out when it suddenly dawned on her about where she actually was. She realized she was laying in a crematable casket.
' Oh no please don't tell me what I think he's thinking!', Meghann's subconscious shrieked as Meghann busted her way out of the box shoving the lid off of her and sat up to observe her surroundings. She saw that they were no longer at home and were at some crematory warehouse facility. Meghann climbed out of the box she was in and as she ran around knocking on all the boxes that her friends were in she screamed, " Guys guys wake up! Twister, Rebecca, Dr. Blowhole, Mr. and Mrs. Giddeon are planning to cremate us!"
" What the what?! Oh no they ain't!", Nora shrieked as she busted out of her box.
" Excuse me Nora but that's not a word!", Sheldon shrieked as he suddenly busted out of his box.
" Dr. Cooper, seriously?! That's the first thing you say when you find out that someone's trying to cremate you alive?! Dude?! Screaming at Nora and telling her that what she said is not a word is not something you should be worrying about right now!", Leo shrieked as he busted out of his box.
" Yeah what my boyfriend said!", Ace shrieked when she busted out of her box.
" Thank you Ace!", Leo shrieked as he stared at his girlfriend.
" Leo, Ace, your comments aren't helping right now!", Sheldon shot back.
" Yo would you guys just shut up?! You guys are really being ridiculous right now!", Julia shrieked when she busted out of her box but the moment Kayla and Delaney busted out of both of their's an argument started between all of them until Meghann hissed, " You guys, keep it down! You're all going to get us killed if you don't shut up!" which immediately ceased the arguing.
" You're right Meghann. We were acting very immaturely.", Sheldon said as he apologized to his friends while they all apologized to each other.
" We need to get out of here and find Cali.", Meghann said in concern.
" Yeah I second that, let's go.", Delaney said in concern as they all escaped from the room they were in and as they were trying to find their way out of the facility they somehow entered the room where all the crematoriums were kept and found themselves in deep trouble.
" You think you're going somewhere you idiots?! I don't think so!", Twister evilly shouted as he stood next to one of the machines along with his mother, father, sister and friend, opened the crematorium door and ignited the burners inside the crematorium which built a wall of flames almost immediately.
" You seriously think this is funny?! Because I don't! End of the line you psycho clowns!", Meghann shouted.
" Shut up Meghann! You're not going to be saying anything ever again, including the rest of you morrons after we're through with you!", Rebecca evilly shouted as she pointed at all of them.
" Yeah this is where you're all going to meet your end, permanently!", Mrs. Giddeon evilly shouted.
" I most certainly think not! Now if you'll excuse us, we are leaving! Goodbye!", Sheldon shouted but as he tried to leave with the others Mr. Giddeon and Dr. Blowhole got in their way and shoved them back as Mr. Giddeon evilly shouted, " I don't think so! You're not going anywhere!"
" What the hell do you want Twister?!", Leo shouted in Twister's face.
" You very well know what I want Leo! I want all of you gone from my life forever! You idiots have foiled my plans long enough!", Twister evilly shouted.
" Yeah well we wouldn't have to if you guys weren't such evil nutcases all the time!", Julia shouted.
" Shut your trap Julia before I shut it for you!", Dr. Blowhole evilly shouted.
" Just get out of our faces!", Nora shouted.
" Yeah you guys touch us and you're dead!", Meghann shouted.
" And just what do you think you're going to do if we don't!", Twister evilly shouted.
" Oh believe me, you're not going to see what's coming!", Meghann shouted as she angrily threw a finger at her enemy.
" Oh yeah, we'll you're not going to see this coming either!", Twister evilly shouted as Mrs. Giddeon suddenly reached into a black box that was on the floor next to the machine and pulled out what was inside of it before handing it to Twister who grabbed what it was from his mother by the scruff of the neck and held it up as he stood in front of the wall of flames behind him that were inside the crematorium.
" Cali!", Meghann, Sheldon, Leo, Nora, Ace, Julia, Delaney and Kayla gasped in horror when they saw Cali in Twister's grasp desperately trying to get away while shaking and meowing in fear.
Meow!
" Yeah that's right! Didn't see that one coming did you?! Now, who wants to play a little game called Get The Cat From The Villain?!", Twister evilly shouted as he continued to grip the scruff of Cali's neck.
" Get your hands off of Cali!", Meghann shouted.
" Yes what fresh hell is this?! What in the name of Sir Issac Newton's Law do you think you're doing Twister Turbo Giddeon?! Have you completely lost your mind?!", Sheldon shouted but as him and Meghann made a move to go toward him Twister suddenly held Cali a few inches away from him just before her fur touched the fire and he evilly shouted, " Ah ah ah you step one more inch closer to me and this cat goes right in the fire!"
" You're insane! Get your hands off our cat!", Sheldon and Meghann shouted.
" No! If you clowns want your cat back you do what I say!", Twister evilly shouted.
" Which is what?!", Meghann shouted.
" Both of you put your hands up and walk slowly toward the fire!", Twister evilly shouted.
" Are you insane?! We are most certainly not doing that!", Sheldon shouted.
" Yeah what he said!", Meghann shouted.
" Fine, then say goodbye to your cat!", Twister evilly shouted but just before he was about to toss her in Meghann and the others screamed, " NO!" before Sheldon shouted, " Alright you know what, fine! Have it your way! Meghann and I will do it!" earning him an immediate chorus of gasping in horror from his friends and roommate/girlfriend.
" WHAT?!", the others shrieked in horror.
" Dr. Cooper are you insane?! They're going to kill us!", Meghann screamed as tears started to well up in her eyes.
" Meghann just go along with it! Do not argue with me!", Sheldon hissed as he tried to keep a straight face while knowing that he had a surprising trick up his sleeve. Meghann wanted to argue back again but decided to shut up and comply. As the two raised their arms above their heads and slowly started walking towards the wall of flames from the crematorium Twister moved out of the way and Rebecca and Dr. Blowhole came inching up behind them pointing a metal spear at their backs.
" Oh god I can't watch this! This is just like that Moseley Lane episode of Criminal Minds!", Nora shrieked in horror as she covered her face with her hands.
" Nora shut up!", Ace shrieked in horror as she smacked her best friend in the arm forcing Nora to take her hands down.
" Meghann, Dr. Cooper, what are you two doing?!", Leo shrieked in horror.
" Leo you're not helping!", Sheldon shrieked in horror stopping just inches in front of the flames along with Meghann.
" Ok now what?!", Meghann screamed.
" Turn around and face us but keep your arms up!", Twister evilly shouted. After Meghann and Sheldon did so Twister evilly shouted, " Now the real fun is going to begin! This is where you two are going to say goodbye, forever!" before he started laughing like a maniac. But before anything else could happen Cali suddenly bit Twister's thumb causing Twister to scream in pain and let go of Cali flinging her through the air before she landed safely in Meghann's arms.
" Cali! You ok?!", Meghann shrieked as she held her pet in her arms almost crying tears of joy.
Meow!
" Why you little demon I'm gonna…!", Twister started to shout but before anything else could happen Sheldon shouted, " Meghann move!" as he shoved her aside with Cali still in her arms and she watched in horror along with the others as the 5 villains came at Sheldon with the spear making him fall head first inside the crematorium causing him to scream as he suddenly grabbed onto Rebecca's hair, pulling her as well as the 4 other villains in with him after they grabbed onto her making them scream too while they were still gripping the spear before they quickly dropped the spear on the floor outside the machine and the door instantly shut which trapped them inside.
" OH MY GOD! DR. COOPER!", Meghann, Leo, Julia, Kayla, Delaney, Ace and Nora screamed in horror after they saw the most horrifying thing they had ever seen in their entire lives.
" Guys we got to get him out of there before we lose him!", Meghann shrieked in horror as she dropped Cali and frantically searched around the facility for anything useful to try to break the door open. Her friends followed suit and once they found their objects they continued to scream and started to pry at the door.
Meanwhile inside the crematorium…
" Oh you are so dead for this Cooper! Now you got us all trapped in here!", Twister evilly shouted as he stood on his knees inside an invisible bubble around them that kept the flames from touching them.
" Excuse me Twister but do not put the blame on me for this and once again that's Dr. Cooper! YOU were the one who caused this! We shouldn't even be here in the first place!", Sheldon shouted as he stood on his knees too.
" Yeah well we don't care what you say! This is going down, once and for all!", Rebecca evilly shouted as she stood on her knees and got up in Sheldon's face.
" Oh it's going down alright and it's going to end with all of you Neanderthals disappearing forever!", Sheldon shouted as he shoved her down off of him. The song Showdown by The Black Eyed Peas began to play in the background. The first round of the fight started with Mrs. Giddeon and lasted for about several minutes before Sheldon shoved her through the wall of flames toward the backside of the crematorium making her let out a loud blood-curdling scream as she went through the flames before dead silence fell.
" MOM!", Twister and Rebecca screamed while Dr. Blowhole gasped in horror.
" BRENDA, NO! I'm going to murder you for this Dr. Cooper! You killed my wife!", Mr. Giddeon shouted in anger.
" Oh I'm sorry, did you wish to join her Mr. Giddeon?!", Sheldon shouted as he started to fight with him before shoving him through the wall of flames too causing him to scream too before everything went silent again.
" DAD!", Twister and Rebecca screamed again.
" You think you can beat us like that?! I don't think so!", Dr. Blowhole shouted as he lashed out at Sheldon but Sheldon quickly shoved him through the wall of flames as well leaving him with just Twister and Rebecca.
" DR. BLOWHOLE, NO!", Twister screamed.
" Ok come here Dr. Sheldon Cooper you are so going to die now!", Rebecca screamed as she lashed at him letting out a psychotic screech but after a few moments of rolling around and slapping she was shoved through the wall of flames as well leaving Twister alone with Sheldon. The music was still playing in the background as the fight had reached its climax.
" Goodbye Rebecca! It's a one on one now with me against your stupid brother!", Sheldon shouted.
" REBECCA! Alright that's it, I'm done fooling around! THIS ENDS NOW! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!", Twister evilly shouted as he lashed out at Sheldon in a violent rage but after several tense moments the background music faded out as Sheldon managed to finally shove Twister through the wall of flames. Meghann and the others continued to pry at the door and when they finally did they got the biggest shock of their lives that they never would have expected. Sheldon came crawling out of there and shut the door as he stood there leaning against the machine looking like he was completely unharmed. The song Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield began to play in the background as the others just stood there completely stunned.
" Dr. Cooper?!", Meghann, Julia, Leo, Delaney, Kayla, Nora and Ace exclaimed in shock.
" Yes it's me! Who do you think it is?!", Sheldon shot back.
" But…how?! You…?!", Meghann exclaimed in complete shock and confusion as she stared at her roommate/boyfriend who she couldn't believe was standing in front of her.
" Meghann what did I tell you? I'm a very untouchable target.", Sheldon said with a smile as he reached into his pocket and held up Meghann's tornado crystal making everyone gasp in complete shock.
" You had my tornado crystal in your pocket this whole time?!", Meghann exclaimed.
" Yes because I had a feeling that something like this was going to happen and I didn't want to take any chances. So before I left the house I secretly grabbed your crystal from the drawer and shoved it in my pocket.", Sheldon said.
" What happened to the Giddeons and Dr. Blowhole?!", Kayla exclaimed.
" Oh those idiots, they're history! They'll be incinerating in there for hours!", Sheldon exclaimed as he pointed at the machine.
" Oh my lanta!", Leo, Nora, Delaney, Ace, Julia and Kayla exclaimed as they gasped with smiles spreading across their faces.
" You cremated them?! Are you serious?!", Meghann exclaimed as a smile spread across her face.
" Did I say Bazinga? I don't think so.", Sheldon said as he continued smiling.
" And Dr. Cooper takes it all! The forces of evil are no more! Victory!", Meghann shrieked with glee as the others errupted in cheers.
" Goodbye forever you psychotic morrons! WE WIN!", Leo shrieked with glee at the crematorium. After a couple of hours they grabbed the cremated remains of the villains after they were dumped into an urn and left. Shortly after the tearful reunions and explanations of what happened when they got back to Meghann's and Sheldon's house, even though Sheldon had been protected by Meghann's crystal he still somehow managed to feel the after effects of being exposed to heat and flames.
" Ok yeah I'm starting to feel it now, ow ow ow!", Sheldon screamed as he suddenly fell to his knees on the living room floor which began to concern everybody around him.
" Oh my god!", Mrs. Brissette exclaimed in concern.
" Dr. Cooper are you alright?!", Mr. Brissette asked in concern as him and his wife were helping Sheldon stand up.
" Yes I'm fine I'm just feeling some pain!", Sheldon shrieked as he gritted his teeth.
" Well where exactly?!", Meghann asked in concern.
" Everywhere Meghann! It feels like a burning sensation from the inside out!", Sheldon shrieked.
" It's probably an internal sunburn you got from being trapped in that crematorium engaged in that deadly fight with the Giddeons and Dr. Blowhole! Do you need to go the hospital?!", Meghann asked in concern as she stared at her roommate/boyfriend.
" That won't be neccessary Meghann but thank you!", Sheldon shrieked.
" Well dude you should at least go lay down, you look exhausted!", Leo shrieked.
" Yeah we totally agree!", Julia, Delaney, Kayla, Nora and Ace exclaimed as they all looked at each other nodding their heads in agreement.
" You guys I'm fine! It's just some internal pain that is not any cause for concern at the moment!", Sheldon shot back.
" No dude they're right, you need to go get some rest! You look like you took a lot of brutal attacks today! Dad let's get him upstairs.", Brian said in concern as him and his father started to carefully walk Sheldon up the stairs. Mrs. Brissette, Meghann and the others followed up after them while Sheldon was continuously trying to protest against this. He continued to argue when he was laying in his bed but then he fell silent, shut his eyes and fell asleep after Meghann injected a sedative into his arm that she took out of one of the night stand drawers with a smile on her face as she kissed his cheek and gently started running her fingers through his hair.
" I love you.", Meghann whispered with a smile into his ear as she kissed him again and told her mom, dad and brother that her and her friends wanted to be left alone for a moment with Sheldon.
" Alright Meghann we'll get out of your hair. Let us know if you guys need anything.", Mrs. Brissette quietly said with a smile.
" Thanks Mom we will.", Meghann quietly said before her parents and brother left the room leaving the 19 year olds alone with the physicist. As they were gathered around his bed watching him sleep Ace was the first one to break the silence by quietly saying, " I can't believe it's really over." before she quietly cried happy tears, " And Dr. Cooper saved our lives!"
" Yeah he did! He's a hero!", Julia quietly cried happy tears.
" He may be several years older than us and may be the weirdest guy we've ever met but…he's a true friend to us! Now and forever!", Delaney quietly cried happy tears making Nora, Leo and Kayla all nodded their heads in agreement as they were all crying happy tears as well. Then later that day after Sheldon woke up from his nap and was feeling better they all decided to take the cremated remains of Twister, Rebecca, their parents and Dr. Blowhole to a special section of the local cemetery that was designated for defeated villains. As they walked through the area carrying the heavy urn they saw quite a few other plots that were taken up by defeated enemies of other citizens of the city but that didn't really matter to them. They eventually found a spot under a crab apple tree and started to dig a hole that was 6 feet deep.
" Alright, you guys ready to dump the ashes into this hole?!", Meghann exclaimed as she climbed out of the hole with the others and tossed her shovel aside.
" Yes I believe so Meghann.", Sheldon said as he set his shovel aside.
" Oh yeah the moment we've all been waiting for has finally come! Let's do dis thing!", Leo exclaimed as he threw his shovel down. The others followed suit and then they all grabbed a hold of the urn and hoisted it up just a few inches off the ground.
" Ok get ready to dump in 3, 2, …", Meghann said.
" 1!", Meghann, Leo, Ace, Nora, Sheldon, Kayla, Julia and Delaney exclaimed as they tipped the urn pouring the ashes into the hole they just made. A cloud of dust flew as the ashes hit the dirt and once the urn was empty Julia threw it at the side of the tree smashing it to a billion pieces. Then they all screamed and cheered as they picked up their shovels again before they started shoveling dirt in on top of the ashes to fill in the hole and stomped their feet on it to flatten out the dirt. The last thing they did was place a giant rock on top that had the pictures of the 5 villains on it giving off sinister looking smiles. Their names and an engraving were on it as well. It said under each picture and in the center of the rock:
Twister Turbo Giddeon
Rebecca Bellatrix Giddeon
Dr. Elliot Mundane Blowhole
Mrs. Brenda Leona Giddeon
Mr. Benjamin Lester Giddeon
The Devil's loyal servants
Burn in eternal torment forever!
Then after they left the cemetery they then destroyed the Giddeons home with TNT after receiving permission to do so from the city and threw Twister's pistole, Rebecca's chainsaw and Dr. Blowhole's spinning saw blade into the New York City Harbor. They then kept Twister's truck, The Vortex of Death as a trophy and celebrated on the Lemonsellys front lawn blasting music from Leo's ipod and dancing around like idiots despite Sheldon protesting again that he didn't want to make a fool out of himself again. There was a big sign that was hung up over the garage that said in big bold letters: WE ROCKED YOU TWISTER, REBECCA, MR. AND MRS. GIDDEON AND DR. BLOWHOLE!
The song that Leo had blasting was It's Not My Time by 3 Doors Down.
" Yeah this rocks! Goodbye forever you crazy psychopaths! Best day ever!", Meghann exclaimed as she was dancing around her best friend's front yard.
" Yeah you got that right bestie! Wooooah!", Leo exclaimed as he took out a sound effects remote and set off a tornado siren sound effect which immediately caught his parents and his sister's attention.
" What the hell is that?!", Mrs. Lemonselly exclaimed in concern as she got up from the couch.
" It sounds like the tornado siren to me! Let's go to the basement! Shayn you too!", Mr. Lemonselly exclaimed in concern as he started ushering his wife towards the kitchen where the door to the basement was.
" Hold on one second Mom and Dad!", Shayn hollered back at her parents before she shouted out the window at her brother, " Leo what are you doing?! Get your butt in here! Don't you hear the tornado siren going off?!"
" Yes I do because I'm the one blasting it! It's not the city siren Shayn, it's just a siren sound effect on my sound effects remote! Chill out!", Leo laughed as he shook his head at his sister and continued to ham it up with his friends in the front yard.
" Oh for cripes sake, why are you blasting that?! You're making Mom and Dad think there's a tornado coming!", Shayn hissed as she rolled her eyes.
" Because we just got rid of Twister, his psychotic family and Dr. Blowhole! Dr. Cooper just cremated them today at the local crematorium! So we're celebrating with music and a siren! Good riddence to those five crazy S. !", Leo laughed.
" Wait a minute the Giddeons and Dr. Blowhole are dead?!", Shayn asked in complete shock.
" Yeah they are! Thanks to Dr. Cooper! He completely turned the tables on those idiots when he got knocked into the crematorium and he pulled them in with him! You should of seen it Shayn, it was so totally awesome!", Julia exclaimed. Shayn just let out a giddy laugh, shook her head and hollered, " Mom, Dad, everything's fine! You can come out of the basement! It's just Leo blasting a sound effect!"
" Oh for cripes sake!", Mrs. Lemonselly exclaimed as she rolled her eyes when she came back into the living room with her husband and sat back down. As the celebration continued on the surface something was starting to brew in the fiery pits of hell.
" Curses! I can't believe we just got defeated by those idiotic fools! This is so not fair!", Twister's evil spirit shouted as he stood on the charred rock with flames all around him.
" Would you just shut up Twister! Your complaints aren't helping the cause!", Rebecca's evil spirit shouted as she slapped her brother.
" You're not helping the cause either Rebecca!", Dr. Blowhole's evil spirit shouted.
" Shut it Elliot!", Twister and Rebecca's evil spirits shouted back at him.
" Excuse me but would the 3 of you just knock it off?! You're driving me nuts!", Mrs. Giddeon's evil spirit shouted at them as she knocked all 3 of them over the head with her fist.
" They're driving both of us nuts Brenda!", Mr. Giddeon's evil spirit shouted at his wife.
" Shut it Benjamin this doesn't concern you! And where the devil are we?!", Mrs. Giddeon's evil spirit shouted but the second those words left her mouth is when The Devil actually appeared in front of them rearing his ugly head. His whole body was fiery red complete with pointy horns on top of his head, a long pointy tail with flames surrounding him as he held a large pitchfork.
" Did somebody call me over here?!", The Devil shouted in anger as he stood in front of the 5 villains.
" It's Him!", Mrs. Giddeon's evil spirit exclaimed.
" ALL HAIL THE POWERFUL SATAN!", Twister, Rebecca, Dr. Blowhole, Mr. and Mrs. Giddeon's evil spirits exclaimed as they got down on their knees with their arms up bowing down their heads in front of The Devil, worshipping him as if he was their savior.
" STOP HAILING ME AND JUST GET TO WORK YOU IDIOTS!", The Devil shouted in anger as he hit all 5 of them over the head with his pitchfork. The 5 villains then scrambled to their feet shouting, " Yes sir!" grabbing the axes that were laying around and started axing the rocks around them with The Devil laughing his head off evilly at the top of his lungs in satisfaction.
Meanwhile back at the Lemonsellys the tornado siren sound effect was still blaring out of the remote but this time Leo's ipod was now playing the song Make It in America by Victoria Justice.
" Got a one way ticket, down a two way street! Got the wind in my hair and there's dust on my feet, I'm just tryin' to make it in america! Only thing to my name is an old t-shirt, faded 1985 from a Stone's concert and I'm dyin' to make it in america! And I'm singing the words to my favorite song! With the rag top down and my glasses on, and I'm drivin' straight through america! I wanna taste the sun, cause baby I'm born to run! I gotta feelin' that I'm the only one and I, I wanna show some skin! Yeah baby I need the ocean, cause you can't stop me now I got my heart in motion I, wanna make it in america! Make it in america!", Meghann, Leo, Julia, Kayla, Delaney, Ace, Nora and surprisingly even Sheldon sang at the top of their voices as they continued to celebrate all over the front lawn.
" Yeah baby, I'm the king of the yard!", Leo shouted as he continued to sing the song with his friends.
" Leonardo Michael Lemonselly you're the duke of the yard! I'm the king because it's my yard that I'm letting you and your friends use!", Mr. Lemonselly scolded his son as he shouted out the window from the living room inside the house.
" Dad butt out! What have I told you and Mom about calling me Leonardo?! It's weird and I don't like it!", Leo shot back at his father.
" Um excuse me mister but that's your real name anyway! It has been since the day you were born!", Mr. Lemonselly scolded.
" Yeah I know that but ever since Shayn and all my friends started calling me Leo I got used to the nickname and I like it better than my full name! The name Leonardo in my opinion is just too much of a mouthful to say all the time!", Leo shot back.
" Alright I get your point!", Mr. Lemonselly scolded before he walked away from the window. The current song continued but when it ended and Rucka Rucka Ali's parody of Poker Face came on is when Sheldon exclaimed, " Leo you hippy dippy shellhead! What in the name of Sir Issac Newton's Law is this?!" before he started laughing along with his friends and his roommate/girlfriend which immediately made Mrs. Lemonselly scold out the window over the laughter, siren sound effect and music, " Oh no you are not listening to this! Turn it off!"
" Oh come on Mom, give us a break! It's just Rucka Rucka Ali performing a parody of Lady Gaga's Poker Face!", Leo laughed as the obnoxious parody continued to play from his ipod.
" I don't care what the hell it is Leo! You, Julia, Kayla, Meghann, Delaney, Ace, Nora and Dr. Cooper are not listening to this! You're going to end up getting yourselves in trouble with the FBI!", Mrs. Lemonselly scolded.
" That's ridiculous! Why would the FBI come here over some silly parody song that's blasting from ipod and we're just dancing to it?!", Leo laughed.
" Um hello mister are you and your friends even listening to the lyrics?! It's talking about very dangerous things that are federal offenses!", Mrs. Lemonselly scolded.
" So?! That doesn't mean anything Mom! It's just a song making fun of terrorists! We're not actually going to do that stuff! It's just a joke song and it's funny!", Leo laughed.
" I don't care how funny it is to you! I don't want you listening to this! I don't want my son and his friends ending up in federal prison all because they wanted to joke around with some song that talks about very serious dangerous things!", Mrs. Lemonselly scolded.
" Well that's your opinion, not ours!", Leo laughed.
" Leo do not do that to us, your mother is being serious! Turn this off or you're going to be in really big trouble!", Mr. Lemonselly scolded.
" Dad I said to butt out! Just let us have our fun for cripes sake! I'm just trying to have fun with my friends and my girlfriend!", Leo laughed.
" Leo!", Mr. and Mrs. Lemonselly scolded their son.
" FBI! Cease the siren and turn the music down now! We want to speak to Mr. Leo Michael Lemonselly for a moment!", an FBI agent shouted through a blow horn as he stepped out of one of the FBI vans along with several other agents from other vehicles when they suddenly pulled up in front of the house making the 19 year olds and 36 year old theoretical physicist immediately stop what they were doing.
" Oh crap! Mom, Dad, a little help with this please?!", Leo interjected as he looked at his parents who were still standing in front of the living room window inside the house.
" Excuse me mister but this does not involve your father and I! This was your doing! You go talk to them since they asked for you!", Mrs. Lemonselly scolded.
" Fine!", Leo hissed as he turned the siren off on his remote and turned the music down on his ipod before he walked to the end of the driveway to talk to the FBI agents.
" What is it? What's the problem?", Leo nervously asked as he scratched the back of his head.
" Leo the problem is with the song you're playing on your device. We received a call from one of the neighbors saying that they're concerned about the nature of the lyrics mentioning firearms and explosives.", another agent said in a serious tone.
" Well, I can assure you guys that we're not doing anything wrong. We're just listening to a silly parody of Poker Face sung by Rucka Rucka Ali.", Leo said.
" We understand that but we just want to make sure that nothing dangerous is going on here. Do you mind if we search the premisis for a minute?", another agent asked.
" Sure go ahead, we got nothing to hide. All we're doing is just dancing to a silly parody and laughing. We're not hurting anybody.", Leo said.
" Thank you.", another agent said as he took out a flashlight and turned it on since it was starting to get dark. The other agents followed suit and they began their search just as Mr. and Mrs. Brissette as well as Brian came walking across the street to see what was going on prompting the Lemonsellys to come outside as well.
" Sandy what is going on over here?! Why are the FBI here?!", Mrs. Brissette asked in concern.
" Well Linda you're not going to believe this, but, the FBI came here because of a Rucka Rucka Ali song that Leo is playing on his ipod currently at the moment! Someone in the neighborhood called them down here out of concern for the song lyrics which I told you was going to happen but you didn't listen to me mister!", Mrs. Lemonselly said before interjecting that last part in her son's face.
" Come on why's everyone bugging about this?! It's just a funny parody song!", Leo shot back.
" Yeah it's funny bro until someone actually decides to imitate it!", Shayn interjected at her brother.
" I'm not that stupid Shayn! I would never do things like that!", Leo interjected back at his sister.
" Ok that's enough, we got it from here Leo. You can go back to doing what you were doing. We're done with our investigation.", one of the FBI agents said.
" Yes! Sweet!", Leo exclaimed as he ran back onto the lawn to rejoin his friends, turning the music back up again and resuming the tornado siren sound effect before he continued to dance around like an idiot with his friends which also included his nutcase friend Sheldon who reluctantly picked up where he left off.
" You know what, although I will admit this is funny and for whatever reason I seem to be enjoying this to some degree, you so have a strike for commencing these ridiculous pending nuptials in the first place Leo!", Sheldon interjected over the music and siren while the Lemonsellys and the Brissettes were talking to the FBI agents.
" That's fine I don't care! We're friends anyway Dr. Cooper!", Leo laughed.
" Oh good Lord!", Sheldon said as he rolled his eyes. The fun continued even after the agents left despite the disapproving looks they were receiving from both sets of parents as well as Shayn and Brian who were just standing there shaking their heads and rolling their eyes. Then 1 week later after working on his whiteboard and laptop all morning Sheldon was packing some things into a suitcase to go down to Texas to visit his family for a few days after he finally decided to talk to his mother on the phone, telling her that he was coming. Meghann then drove him to the train station with all their friends tagging along after he said goodbye to Meghann's parents and her brother and after his boarding number was called he embraced Meghann and told her that he would be back in a few days and that he loved her. She told him she loved him too and to stay in touch with her to let her know when he got there safely to which he agreed. He then embraced the others and told them that he would stay in contact with them too before he got on the train and waved to his friends out the window as the train was leaving the station with his friends waving back at him dawning smiles on their faces before they left. Then about 24 and a half hours later Sheldon's train finally arrived in Galveston, Texas. He grabbed his things and started walking to his mother's house after he talked to Meghann on the phone and told her that he made it to Texas safely.
Knock knock knock " Mom!"
Knock knock knock " Mom!"
Knock knock knock " Mom!"
" Shelly you're here! Hi baby!", Mrs. Cooper said with a smile as she hugged her son.
" Hi Mom how are you?", Sheldon asked.
" I'm good, I just missed hearing from you. Why don't y'all come in and tell me what's been going on in your life.", Mrs. Cooper said.
" Alright well if you insist.", Sheldon said as he walked in with his suitcase and his mother shut the door behind him.
" Georgie, Missy, come say hello to your brother!", Mrs. Cooper called out.
" I'm coming!", Missy hollered out.
" Bite me!", Georgie hissed.
" Excuse me mister but do not do that! That's very disrespectful! Get out here now!", Mrs. Cooper scolded.
" Fine I'm coming! Son of a bitch!", Georgie hissed as he walked into the room following behind Missy.
" George Cooper Jr. no cursing in this house! This is a Satan-free zone!", Mrs. Cooper scolded.
" Yeah yeah whatever Ma!", Georgie hissed as he rolled his eyes at his mother.
" Georgie! That's enough!", Mrs. Cooper scolded.
" Oh come on, seriously?! You're really going to be worried about that?!", Sheldon interjected into the conversation which immediately earned him a disappointed look from his mother and surprised looks from his brother and twin sister that clearly said, ' Y'all seriously just said that?!'
" Excuse me Shelly but that was very rude! Who taught you to say things like that?!", Mrs. Cooper scolded as she stared at her son.
" My friend Julia. She's the one that said, " Oh come on, seriously?!" when we were hanging out at her house one day.", Sheldon said with somewhat of a smirk on his face.
" Well regardless I don't appreciate that! Please do not say things like that to me ever again!", Mrs. Cooper scolded.
" Actually, I thought that was kind of funny.", Georgie said with a stupid smirk on his face.
" Of course y'all did you wildhog!", Missy butted in.
" You're a wildhog Missy! Shut up!", Georgie shot back at his sister.
" Missy, Georgie, y'all cut it out right this minute or so help me Lord I'll thump both of y'all's heads with The Holy Bible! We don't need this, especially during your brother's visit!", Mrs. Cooper scolded.
" Oh dear Lord!", Sheldon said as he rolled his eyes. The conversations continued until bed time. Then over the next few days things seemed ok in terms of talking to his mother and siblings as well as Facetime chats with his friends and his roommate/girlfriend in back in New York City on his laptop but by day 5 almost a week into his visit however Sheldon began to notice that his mother was acting a little strange. She all of a sudden kept telling him to go to his room more frequently throughout the day after he would say something that he heard from one of his friends in somewhat of a joking manner to the point where this immediately began to raise eyebrows among Missy and Georgie but before they could really figure out what was going on they were suddenly kicked out of the house without warning from their mother and told to go stay with their Meemaw which just left her and Sheldon alone at the house with no explanation as to why. Mrs. Cooper then latched all the doors and windows including Sheldon's bedroom door which immediately caught Sheldon's attention as he jumped off his bed and ran to the door trying to open it but to no avail.
' What in the name of Einstein is going on here?! Why can't I get my door open?!', Sheldon thought in his head in a panic but just as he kept trying to rattle the door knob he suddenly gasped when he turned around towards his window and saw something that he could only imagine seeing out of a horror movie. He saw his mother standing outside his bedroom window with a power drill in her hand, screwing in security bars over the window which immediately began to freak him out.
" Dear Lord, Mom what are you doing?!", Sheldon shrieked as he opened the window when he stormed over to it.
" I can't take this anymore! I'm keeping you here Shelly!", Mrs. Cooper scolded as she was screwing in another screw.
" Why?! What did I do?!", Sheldon screamed.
" You already know the answer to that mister! This is because of your young majority teenage friends! You have obviously spent way too much time with them and I'm not letting the Devil take control of my son!", Mrs. Cooper scolded as she continued putting in more screws on the security bars.
" Excuse me but that's what this is about?! You think I've been cursed by the Devil just for hanging out with a bunch of teenagers?! They're my friends! Whatever this is you're doing is completely uncalled for and I would very much appreciate it if you would let me go home now!", Sheldon screamed.
" What are y'all talking about?! You are home Sheldon Lee Cooper! I'm doing this for your own good!", Mrs. Cooper scolded.
" No I'm really not Mom! I belong somewhere else with my roommate/girlfriend Meghann, her parents Mr. and Mrs. Brissette, her brother Brian, our cat Cali, and our other friends Julia, Leo, Kayla, Delaney, Nora and Ace! This was my home when I was a child but not anymore and that's Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper to you!", Sheldon screamed.
" Don't you be pointing that smart mouth out to me and really, a cat too?! How in the name of the Lord is that even possible?! Y'all are allergic to cats!", Mrs. Cooper scolded.
" My allergies to cats cleared up a long time ago Mom! I haven't had one allergic reaction since I've been living with the Brissette family! I love every single one of them, they treat me like family and FYI, I can do whatever I want! They make me the happiest that I've ever been in my entire life, something that you, Missy, Georgie and Meemaw should know about! In fact, where are Missy and Georgie?!", Sheldon screamed.
" They're staying with your Meemaw!", Mrs. Cooper scolded.
" Are you kidding me?! You kicked them out of the house?!", Sheldon screamed.
" Yes I did Shelly because this is not something I want them getting involved in! This is between me, you and your destructive Devilish behavior!", Mrs. Cooper scolded.
" Destructive devilish behavior?! Oh please what is so destructive about my behavior?! Do you realize how stupid and absurd that sounds?!", Sheldon screamed.
" Um I can give you at least one incident that I'm still very unhappy about and that is that Facebook video that Meghann posted of herself with you and your friend Leo where you were driving her car listening to a very inappropriate rap song and laughing about it! Not to mention the way you were talking about Leo's girlfriend Ace being a former gangbanger was also very inappropriate, at least in my eyes it did! Shelly I told you I'm doing this for your own good! I love you and I don't want you being influenced by rebellion! You're a physicist and I raised you to be a respectful person!", Mrs. Cooper scolded.
" Oh what's that supposed to mean?! I am respectful Mom, to people who actually deserve it and that includes my friends and the woman I love! You can't keep me away from them against my will! This is kidnapping and you can get in some serious trouble for this with the authorities if they find out about what you're doing! You can go to jail for this!", Sheldon screamed.
" Shut your mouth right now mister, we are done with this conversation! You say another word about this and you're going to be in really big trouble! Now shut your window before you draw any attention to yourself!", Mrs. Cooper scolded in a hushed tone. Sheldon wanted to argue back but reluctantly decided to comply to his mother's ridiculous wishes and slammed the window shut. Mrs. Cooper then screwed in the last screw and walked back around the side of the house towards the front door. As she comes back into the house locking the door behind her and starts to pray out in the living room Sheldon starts to pace his bedroom floor trying to figure what to do next. His anxiety started to rise as his mind was trying to process what had just happened to him.
' Good Lord I can't believe my mother is holding me captive against my will! What do I do now?! How the hell do I get out of here?! I must think of something to do but what?!', Sheldon thought in a panic as he continued to pace the floor.
" I got it, my laptop!", Sheldon exclaimed in a low tone as he frantically reached under his bed and pulled out his laptop before he sat on his bed with it and he frantically went into his Facetime app. He set it up like a Zoom call, trying to call all of his friends at once.
" Come on you guys, pick up! I'm freaking out!", Sheldon shrieked in a low tone as he waited for his friends to answer with his anxiety still skyrocketing. Within 3 minutes he saw all of their faces pop up on the screen.
" Dr. Cooper?", Leo, Julia, Meghann, Delaney, Kayla, Nora and Ace asked simultaneously.
" Help me! Get me out of here now! I'm beginning to feel like I'm no longer safe here!", Sheldon screamed in terror.
" What?! That doesn't make any sense!", Ace exclaimed in confusion.
" What's going on Dr. Cooper?! Why are you freaking out?!", Meghann asked in concern as she stared at her roommate/boyfriend's terrified expression on the screen.
" Oh y'all are not going to believe this but it appears my mother has gone completely insane!", Sheldon screamed in terror.
" Insane how?! What do you mean by that dude?!", Leo asked in concern.
" I mean she thinks I've been cursed by the Devil just for hanging out with y'all and she's holding me captive here! She won't let me leave! She locked the door to my room and screwed in security bars over my window outside! And I also found out that she kicked my twin sister and my older brother out of the house sending them over to our Meemaw's to make sure they wouldn't interfere! I'm really scared now and I just want to come home! I miss you guys!", Sheldon screamed in terror as he turned the webcam first towards his door and then his window before turning it back to himself.
Bang bang bang!
" Sheldon Lee Cooper you get off that computer right now or so help me Lord you're going to be in so much trouble mister! I told y'all for the last time this is for your own good and not to draw any attention to yourself!"
" Leave me alone Mom! Why are you acting crazy?! This isn't like you!", Sheldon screamed in terror back at his mother who was standing outside his locked bedroom door banging on it with her fist.
" Shelly what in the name of the Lord are you talking about?! I'm not being crazy, you're just being paranoid!"
" No I'm not! You're scaring me! I want to go home!", Sheldon screamed in terror looking like he was almost about to cry which immediately began to concern his friends even more as they continued to watch the horrible scene unfold in front of them on the screen. It immediately sent chills up their spines.
" I told you that you are home! Now get off that computer before I come in there and take it!"
" Are you guys hearing this?!", Sheldon screamed in terror as he looked at his friends faces on his laptop screen with tears starting to form in his eyes.
" Uh yeah we can hear it loud and clear dude!", Nora screamed.
" Ok that's it, that settles it you guys! Meet me down at the harbor and get the fuck in my car because we are taking a road trip to Galveston right now to get our friend back!", Julia screamed at her friends.
" Yeah!", Meghann, Leo, Kayla, Delaney, Nora and Ace screamed.
" Hang in there Dr. Cooper we're coming to get you!", Kayla screamed.
" Like I have a choice Kayla! I'm locked in here!", Sheldon screamed in terror.
" I said to get off the computer now! Don't make me kick this door open!"
" Hurry you guys before I end up dead!", Sheldon screamed in terror before he ended the call and shut his laptop. Meanwhile back in New York City after getting off a frightning Facetime call Nora frantically pulled her phone out and dialed her's and Summer's cousin David's phone number.
" Hello?", David answered after the first couple rings.
" Yo David it's Nora! Listen can you get over here?! It's an emergency!", Nora screamed.
" Why?! What's going on?!", David asked in concern.
" Look I'll explain in a minute! Can you just get over here?! I'm litterally about to lose my shit!", Nora screamed.
" Ok ok I'm on my way over! I'll see you in a few minutes!", David screamed.
" Thank you and hurry!", Nora screamed before she hung up the phone. Less than 4 minutes later after Nora finished writing a note to her parents David came walking in the door.
" Ok ok I'm here! Now what's this emergency Nora?!", David asked in concern as he looked at his cousin's face.
" Look I need you to watch Summer for me until our parents get back from work because I need to hit the road right now!", Nora exclaimed in concern.
" Why?! What the heck's going on Nora Savannah Beasely?! You're freaking me out!", David shrieked.
" Look my next door neighbor and friend Dr. Cooper just called me and our friends on Facetime saying that his mother has gone completely crazy and is holding him captive in their Galveston, Texas home! I need to go get him back before something really bad happens to him and we never see him again!", Nora screamed.
" Oh my god that sounds really serious! Yeah don't worry about Summer, I got her! You just go get your friend back!", David screamed.
" Thanks David you're the best! Bye Summer, you be good and listen to David! I'll be back as soon as I can!", Nora screamed as she frantically grabbed her phone and purse off the kitchen counter and bolted to the front door throwing her shoes on as fast as she could before throwing the door open and took off like a rocket slamming the door behind her screaming, " DR. COOPER!" at the top of her lungs as she ran down the street like a bat out of hell. She met up with Meghann, Leo, Kayla, Delaney and her best friend Ace halfway down the street after they had all written their parents a note about where they were going and continued running down the street at top speed to get to The New York City Harbor. Once they got there Julia was already there waiting for them in her car in the parking lot with the engine running and blasting a sex club reject dance remix of Fergie's Glamorous out of the speakers from her ipod after she left her parents a note as well. Her car was a dark green Ford Explorer with New York City license plates and on the back window was a sticker of Elton John, a colorful peace sign sticker with her intials of J. E. M. attached underneath it in 60's font, a Rucka's World .com sticker, the Hollywood sign sticker and a sticker that said Dimension X.
" Hurry up, get in you homies! We're on a rescue mission!", Julia exclaimed out her window.
" It's about time Julia!", Meghann screamed as they all piled into the car.
" Yeah yeah yeah whatever Meghann just shut up! Ok you guys before we hit it hands in!", Julia exclaimed as she put her hand over the center console. Her friends then followed suit.
" 1, 2, 3! TEAM DR. COOPER!", Julia, Meghann, Kayla, Leo, Delaney, Ace and Nora exclaimed as they lifted their hands up.
" Alright, let's blow this pop stand! To Galveston, Texas!", Julia shouted as she put her foot on the brake and shifted gears into drive.
" YEAH!", Delaney, Meghann, Kayla, Leo, Nora and Ace exclaimed as they smacked hands with each other. As Julia pulled out of the parking lot speeding down the street she hit the Start Route on her GPS making the female automated voice go, " Obey traffic laws and use voice commands while driving!"
" Ok it's official now, we're on our way on this non-stop trip! We're only getting gas, bathroom breaks and food at this point! You are now officially rolling with DJ Bennie and The Jets Julia in the Dimension X Party Wagon!", Julia exclaimed.
" Oh yeah baby here we come! Cooper! Cooper! Cooper!…", Leo started chanting Sheldon's last name at the top of his voice to the beat of the music making his friends and his girlfriend join in with him one by one as they were bobbing their heads up and down to the beat of the music too. They continued to do this until they crossed the state border stretching through a little portion of Pennsylvania and then Maryland continuing on with their road trip. Meanwhile back in Galveston later that night while his friends were on their way to get him and his mother had gone to bed leaving his bedroom door locked and the security bars still over the window outside Sheldon began fighting the urge to fall asleep as he started pacing the floor of his room trying to figure out what to do. He then rummaged through his messenger bag looking for anything useful to maybe try to bust through the window and security bars but then he decided that he didn't want to take the chance of waking his mother up so he then stumbled upon a bottle of caffeine pills instead, giving them a look of reluctance as a knot began to form in his stomach.
' I really don't want to do this but at this point I don't care and don't have any other choice! I must stay awake as long as possible because if I don't I may never wake up again!', Sheldon thought for a second in fear before he took two pills out and shoved them in his mouth swallowing them with a bottle of water. He then continued to try to occupy himself throughout the night to keep his brain energy going. He stayed awake for the whole next day and all through that night and by the next morning he really felt like he was going to cry as he listened to his mother out in the living room just praying.
' Come on where are you guys?! I can't take this anymore!', Sheldon thought in fear as he laid on his bed down on his side hugging his knees into his chest fighting back the tears that were threatning to come down his face. But just as he thought this was the end for him, he suddenly heard the sound of a car engine approaching the house from the outside followed by car door slams and familiar voices which immediately made him sit up scooting towards the end of his bed. He immediately began to feel somewhat relieved when he realized that the voices he was hearing were that of his friends and roommate/girlfriend coming to save him from what seemed like an endless nightmare.
" There's his bedroom window!"
" Oh thank god! Leo give me one of your katana swords for a moment!"
" Oh you don't have to ask me twice Meghann! Here!"
" Thanks! Step back for a moment Nora and Leo! Aaaarriba!"
SLASH! CLANG! SMASH!
" Woah dude these things are sharp man! It just cut right through that like paper and completely busted the window!", Meghann exclaimed as she handed her best friend back his katana sword.
" Well duh Meghann I just sharpened them before we left! I figured they would be useful in a situation like this!", Leo exclaimed as he put his katana sword away back in the holder strapped to his shellback. He too had them like Leonardo from TMNT but the only difference was he rarely ever used them unlike Leonardo Hamato who uses them all the time unless he really had to.
" Oh thank god you guys are here! I was about ready to lose it and freak the hell out!", Sheldon screamed as Nora reached in through the broken window pane and unlatched it throwing it up.
Bang bang bang!
" Sheldon Lee Cooper what in the name of the Lord are you doing in there?! What is all that noise I'm hearing?!"
" That's none of your business to know Mom! Leave me alone!", Sheldon screamed as he started tossing some of his things out onto the grass which Leo immediately started grabbing and running back and forth across the yard to Julia's car tossing everything in the back with the help of his girlfriend Ace.
" It too is my business! You better not be trying to escape in there or so help me Lord you are going to be in so much trouble when I come in there!"
" That's exactly what I'm doing! I can't take this anymore, this is torture! I haven't been able to sleep because of this! You don't control me, I control myself! I'm taking what's left of my dignity and I'm going home, MY TRUE HOME where I belong! There's only one place I know and that is…!", Sheldon screamed as he threw the last of his things out the window but Nora interrupted him by screaming, " Dude will you stop arguing with your mother and let's just go! We need to leave! Now!"
" Shut it Beasely this isn't the time for this!", Sheldon screamed as he jumped through the open window and started running across the yard like The Flash with his next door neighbor and friend as well as his roommate/girlfriend and their other friend after he tossed the last of Sheldon's belongings in the back of their spazzy friend's car. Julia's car was parked behind two trees with the engine running and music from her ipod was still thumping out of the speakers only this time the song playing was the explicit version of 6 Foot 7 Foot by Lil' Wayne feat. Cory Gunz.
" What took you guys so long?! I thought that I would never get out of here!", Sheldon screamed as they were running across the yard in the direction of Julia's car and the obnoxious music bass playing out of it.
" Dude we're from New York City! It takes about 2 days to get here by car! What did you expect?!", Meghann screamed at her roommate/boyfriend as she was running beside him crunching leaves and sticks underneath her feet with every step.
" You mean to tell me that Julia drove all of you guys down here non-stop for 2 whole days?! That's completely ridiculous Meghann!", Sheldon screamed as he stared at his roommate/girlfriend while they were still running across the yard with Leo and Nora following in tow. The moment they reach Julia's car and pile in is when they could hear the front door at the front of the house being unlatched through Sheldon's open bedroom window and through his bedroom door after it was kicked open with Mrs. Cooper shouting, " Where do you think you're going mister?! We are not starting problems here!"
" What's up buddy?! Welcome to the Dimension X Party Wagon! I'm your host DJ Bennie and The Jets Julia!", Julia exclaimed over the obnoxious bass of the rap song blasting from her car speakers. Her blonde hair with a hot pink streak in it was was tied in a side pony tail over her shoulder and she was wearing a black Rucka's t-shirt, blue jean shorts, a black snapback hat that said Dimension X on it and black tennis shoes on her feet.
" Really Julia?! That's the first thing you say the moment I get in here?! What the hell is wrong with you?!", Sheldon shouted at her over the music.
" Come on dude I'm just trying to lighten the mood! Chill out!", Julia exclaimed as she started laughing shaking her head at him.
" Ok enough of this! Step on it before my mother has a chance to see your license plate!", Sheldon shouted.
" Oh f**king hell yeah I will, we're out of here! New York City here we come!", Julia exclaimed as she gunned her car down the street screeching like Tarzan at the top of her voice over the rap lyrics blaring out of the car speakers just as Mrs. Cooper was emerging from the house to see what was going on. She didn't get a good look at Julia's license plate but she did get somewhat of a good glimpse of the stickers on the back window of Julia's car. She started screaming to the point where the sheriff and a few deputies from the City of Galveston Police showed up at the house shortly after Julia's car had vanished out of sight.
" Ma'am you need to calm down! What happened?!", the sheriff demanded.
" I'll tell you what happened sheriff, my 36 year old theoretical physicist son has just been kidnapped by his so called young majority teenage friends! There's 7 of them and they're all 19 years old! 6 girls and one boy that looks like a mutant turtle! One of the girls was driving a dark green Ford Explorer and just sped away down the street obnoxiously screeching like Tarzan at the top of her lungs!", Mrs. Cooper screamed.
" Did you get the license plate number?", a deputy asked.
" No I couldn't really see it that well but I did get somewhat of a look at the stickers she had on the back of her car! Thank the Lord for that!", Mrs. Cooper screamed.
" Describe the stickers you saw. What were they?", another deputy asked.
" I think she had Elton John, a rainbow colored peace sign with her initials J. E. M. attached to it underneath in 60s font, I think there was another sticker that said Rucka's I'm really not sure, there was a Hollywood sign sticker and a sticker that I think said Dimension X!", Mrs. Cooper screamed. As she continued to tell the cops what happened her mother and her two other children suddenly showed up and started asking about what was going on with suspicions beginning to rise again which then in turn started a yelling match between Mrs. Cooper, her mother and Georgie after it was discovered that she had been lying the whole time forcing Missy to give it everything she could to not scream and slap her mother for what her mother did to her twin brother. The matter ended itself before Missy Cooper could really do anything after Mrs. Cooper suddenly found herself being arrested and thrown in jail. Meanwhile back inside Julia's car the reunion celebration continued with the same song still blasting out of the speakers.
" Good Lord woman what is this obnoxious tune we're listening to?! It sounds like a CDC siren!", Sheldon interjected over the music and thumping bass.
" Oh come on what the hell are you talking about Dr. Cooper?! It's 6 Foot 7 Foot by Lil' Wayne feat. Cory Gunz! This song is ripped man!", Julia exclaimed with a laugh.
" Why must you talk like a gangster?! That makes no sense! You're going to get us in trouble with the police!", Sheldon interjected as he narrowed his eyes at his friend.
" Well that's a risk I'm willing to take buddy! Especially since we just got you back yo!", Julia exclaimed as her other friends cheered in agreement.
" Yeah, word!", Kayla stupidly interjected with a stupid smirk on her face as she threw up some kind of gang gesture with her hands.
" Kayla!", Leo, Sheldon, Julia, Delaney, Meghann, Ace and Nora interjected as they all narrowed their eyes at her with Julia doing it briefly through her rear-view mirror.
" What?! Why are you all staring at me like that?! I'm just trying to have fun with my best friends!", Kayla shot back at her friends as she put her hands down.
" Well what kind of fun is that?!", Sheldon interjected.
" I don't know! I'm just a person!", Kayla laughed.
" Barely!", Leo jokingly laughed.
" Leo!", Kayla shot back at him.
" Guys guys that's enough! I got another fun song for us to listen to!", Julia exclaimed.
" Which is what Jules?!", Ace exclaimed. Julia switched the song to Who Let The Dogs Out? by The Baha Men. She started singing the lyrics at the top of her voice which made her friends join in with her singing as loud as their voices could go which was enough to lift a roof off a car or a house as they were driving down the highway towards the Texas/Louisiana border.
" This is so obnoxiously appropriate y'all! This is great!", Sheldon exclaimed with a gaspy laugh as he continued to sing the lyrics with his friends.
" F**k this sh*t it is Dr. Cooper! This is one of those old great classics that everybody knows! It's dynamite!", Julia exclaimed with a laugh as she continued singing too.
" You got that right girlfriend!", Meghann exclaimed as she did a fist bump explosion with Julia when she reached over the top of Julia's seat to knock her fist into hers.
" Have y'all been up for the past two days like I have?!", Sheldon exclaimed.
" Yeah man we haven't slept since the start of this whole road trip down here! We kept ourselves going with caffeine the whole way!", Nora exclaimed.
" It's true and we're going to be doing it again for another 2 days, stopping only for gas, bathroom breaks and food!", Leo exclaimed as he was hamming it up.
" Seriously?!", Sheldon exclaimed as he stared at his friend.
" Yeah that's right buddy! We ain't stopping until we hit New York City! So get your caffeine on because this party's going all the way up the coast man!", Kayla exclaimed.
" Ok normally I wouldn't appreciate this, but, in this very moment I say f**k it I don't care! Let the chaos ensume!", Sheldon exclaimed as he shook his head.
" Yeah let that chaos come alive man! That's all it is now is you rolling with your best d*mn a** friends!", Delaney exclaimed.
" Yeah bitches let's roll with that!", Sheldon exclaimed with a nervous gaspy laugh as his friends and his roommate/girlfriend all cheered around him laughing their heads off as Meghann then kissed him on the lips. They kept the car party going all day and all night for the next two days just talking, laughing, listening to songs and singing. The moment they crossed back over the border from Pennsylvania into the state of New York driving past a sign that indicated that New York City was 45 miles away from that point the song playing on Julia's ipod was Be A Star from the Radio Disney Pop Dreamers cd.
" This is it y'all! We just crossed the border back into the state of New York and we're about 45 miles away from New York City! We're almost home!", Julia exclaimed over the music.
" Yes, finally! Oh I so can't wait to get home and just be done with this Texas nightmare I just went through at the hands of my mother!", Sheldon exclaimed with a sigh of relief.
" Yeah thank god for that! I missed you so much! It was so lonely without you!", Meghann exclaimed as she kissed him again.
" I missed you too! I missed all of you! I can't thank all of y'all enough for saving my ass!", Sheldon exclaimed as he kissed her back before staring at all of his friends.
" No problem that's what friends are for! We missed you too buddy! We missed having our wacky nutcase scientist friend around, giving us strikes, having fun with us and overall just being the coolest a**hole who ever lived!", Julia exclaimed as she started laughing.
" I'll take that as a compliment! Thanks bi**h!", Sheldon exclaimed as he too decided to fist bump Julia with the two letting their explosions fly afterwards. Julia then changed the song to We Got The Beat from the same cd album that Be A Star was from.
" Oh yeah that's what I'm talking about bestie! One of our favorites from our childhood!", Delaney exclaimed.
" Wait, what?! Y'all used to listen to this?!", Sheldon exclaimed.
" Yeah Dr. Cooper this was one of those songs that we played every freaking day when we were kids! Me, Julia, Meghann, Delaney, Kayla and Nora would get together in my backyard everyday after school and dance to this like idiots all the way until dusk! It was insane! We would play it so loud that we would constantly get screamed at by Crazy Elizabeth Grayson from across the street! She would tell us to turn it down and be quiet or she was going to call the police on us!", Leo laughed as he threw his head back.
" Yes well I will never fully understand what that lady's problem is or why she is allowed to come back home after only being shut up in the nuthouse for 2 to 3 weeks at a time only to repeat the same ridiculous things all over again!", Sheldon exclaimed as he shook his head.
" Nobody really knows dude! She's a weird old lady who does what she wants! That's why all the neighbors call her Crazy Elizabeth because Elizabeth is her first name and she's always so cuckoo in the head!", Kayla laughed.
" She's a cuckoo clock is what she is!", Ace laughed.
" Like my mother after what she just did to me?!", Sheldon exclaimed with a gaspy laugh.
" Yeah that's a good one Dr. Cooper! Exactly like that!", Julia laughed. They continued their fun for the next 45 miles and the moment New York City was in their sights Julia exclaimed, " We're coming up on New York City you guys! Wait for it…and we just passed the sign!"
" WHAT UP NEW YORK CITY?!", Leo, Julia, Meghann, Delaney, Sheldon, Kayla, Nora and Ace shouted together the moment Julia's car drove past the green city limits sign that said New York City as they started to cheer in celebration and smack hands with each other.
" We're home you homies!", Julia exclaimed. She drove through the center of the city and made the first stop at her best friend Delaney's house to drop her off, then she went to Kayla's and dropped her off, then Ace's to drop Ace off before she made her way back to Meghann and Sheldon's house pulling up in the driveway just a little bit after 12 p.m. with the sun shining brightly in the sky. She dropped Leo, Nora, Meghann and Sheldon off in the driveway after Leo and Nora grabbed Sheldon's things out of the back of Julia's car and waved goodbye to her as she backed out of the driveway to go back to her house. Leo then ran across the street to his house and Nora ran back next door to hers leaving just Meghann and Sheldon standing in the driveway with each other. They drag his things inside and the moment they get in the door they were met in the living room by Meghann's parents and her brother.
" Dr. Cooper!", Mr. and Mrs. Brissette and Brian exclaimed with relief and the moment they did that was when Sheldon just walked up to his roommate/girlfriend's parents with tears forming in his eyes and just threw himself into their arms crying much like how Carly and Sam cried into each other towards the end of the ICarly episode IQuitICarly. This was something that he rarely ever did especially in front of other people. Meghann began to get emotional too letting some tears fall from her face as she first embraced Sheldon and then her dad.
" Shhhhh, it's ok. You're home now, you're safe.", Mrs. Brissette said in a soothing sweet voice as she rubbed gentle circles on Sheldon's back gently pressing his head against her chest as he continued to cry like a baby. Brian came up from the other side of his mother and placed his hand on Sheldon's shoulder rubbing it with gentle motion too. After a few minutes of tears and silence Mrs. Brissette finally said, " Ok here's what's going to happen. Meghann, Dr. Cooper, both of you are going to go take a shower and then you're going to go take a nap. You both clearly look like you've been up for 4 days straight and look exhausted."
" Yes I agree. And you two both look like you've had way too much caffeine lately.", Mr. Brissette said.
" That's not funny Dad!", Meghann cried.
" Meghann nothing is funny right now! I'm really upset about what just happened to me!", Sheldon cried.
" Alright alright cut it out. Both of you, shower, nap. Let's go.", Mrs. Brissette said as she ushered the two of them up the stairs. Meghann went in one bathroom while Sheldon went in the other turning both showers on at the same time as each other, scrubbing themselves til the cows come home. After Meghann got done first drying herself off and redressing herself in fresh clean clothes, her mother walked her into her room she shared with Sheldon and tucked her into her bed letting her eyes slowly blink from the exhaustion she was feeling before she shut her eyes completely, drifting off to dreamland. Then after Sheldon got out of the shower, dried himself off and redressed himself in a blue and yellow striped shirt, tan colored khakis and his tan colored windbreaker as well as his wristwatch back on his wrist and his socks and shoes on his feet Sheldon then did something that he almost never did. He took a swing with his fist at the bathroom wall in an effort to release whatever he was still feeling after the horrible situation he just went through at the hands of his mother only to get interrupted by Mrs. Brissette who came in to check on him gently grabbing a hold of his wrist and arm before he could really hurt himself.
" Ok stop that's enough, nap time.", Mrs. Brissette said in a soft soothing voice as she walked Sheldon into his and Meghann's room with him crying again due to the lack of sleep he had.
" Shhhhh, stop crying and just lay down. You're ok.", Mrs. Brissette softly said as she helped Sheldon lie down on his bed, gently placing his hands on his stomach and covering him with the blanket tucking him in after she gently took his shoes off and placed them on the floor next to his bed. Then with the house AC running on high she then turned the bedroom light off, turned on Meghann's essential oils diffuser letting the soothing scent of lavender fill the room, closed the window blinds letting only just a few inches of sunlight shine through underneath from outside and set up Meghann's laptop on top of the powered off tv letting soft soothing music play out of the speakers. It was a bed time, nap time, meditation track called Imagination. She then put it on repeat just as Sheldon started to calm down and fall asleep. Cali then wandered into the room, first jumping up on Meghann's bed rubbing her body against her purring as she slept before she jumped down and ran over to Sheldon's bed doing the same thing to him and after Cali made herself comfortable at the foot of his bed Mrs. Brissette then kissed the top of their heads and softly said with a smile, " Have a good nap you two. I love you." before she walked out of the room shutting the door behind her leaving it open just to a crack where she was eventually met by her husband.
" Did you get them down for the count Linda?", Mr. Brissette asked.
" I sure did Brad. They're now sleeping like babies.", Mrs. Brissette said.
" I love you honey.", Mr. Brissette said as he kissed his wife.
" I love you too.", Mrs. Brissette said as she kissed her husband back.
" Come on, let's let these two sleep.", Mr. Brissette said as he walked back down the stairs with his wife following him. Shortly after they walked into the kitchen Connor suddenly walked into the house as Brian was walking by in the living room and exclaimed, " Hey man how's it going?!"
" Shhhhh, dude would you keep it down?! You're gonna wake up my sister Meghann and her roommate/boyfriend Dr. Cooper!", Brian hissed in a low tone at his best friend.
" Dr. Cooper just got home?", Connor asked.
" Yeah man he just got home about 30 minutes ago!", Brian hissed in that same low tone.
" Brian why are you whispering? Are they sleeping upstairs?", Connor asked.
" Yes! My mom just put them down for a nap litterally before you walked in the door!", Brian hissed in a low tone.
" Oh sorry man, I didn't know.", Connor said in a low tone.
" That's alright, let's just go to my room and do something low key.", Brian hissed in a low tone as he quietly walked up the stairs with his best friend following him.
" Is that meditation music I'm hearing coming from their room?", Connor quietly asked when he heard the soft music pouring out of the cracked door to Meghann's and Sheldon's room across the hallway from Brian's.
" Yes it is Connor! Now just shut up and get in my room before you get us in trouble with my mom and dad!", Brian quietly hissed as he started batting his hands at his best friend to get him to go into his bedroom and as he was going in he whispered, " Dude you're 22 years old! You're still going to listen to your parents?!"
" Yes because I still live in this house! Now just shut up before I crack your head like an egg and you become known as Mr. Connor 'Egghead' Gunderson McRoy!", Brian quietly hissed as he followed Connor in and shut the door behind him.
" Brian Lucas Brissette that didn't even make any sense!"
" I don't care! Just shut up! I don't want you waking up Meghann and Dr. Cooper! They're taking a nap!"
" And why exactly?"
" Because they haven't gotten any sleep in the last 4 days. Dr. Cooper litterally had to be rescued from Galveston because his mother went crazy and held him captive in their home."
" Dude are you serious?!"
" Yes, this was no joke! And the second he got home he started crying which is something that I've rarely ever seen him do since he's been living with us! It was seriously the most heartbreaking thing I've ever seen in my life!"
" Ok well now that makes sense."
" Exactly. Now just grab a book and shut up."
" You f***ing asshole!"
THUMP!
" Ow! Ok you're gonna…"
SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!
*Sheldon wakes up crying*
" Oh for cripes sake!"
Brian and Connor opened Brian's bedroom door and stood in the doorway just in time to see Mrs. Brissette walking up the stairs and going into Meghann and Sheldon's room in an attempt to get Sheldon to fall back asleep.
*crying* " Dear Lord why does the universe hate me so much?!"
" Shhhhh, it's ok Dr. Cooper. Just go back to dreamland."
" Oh nice going you dillhole! You just woke up Dr. Cooper and made my mom mad!", Brian hissed as he slapped his best friend upside the head.
" Ow! Dude what are you talking about?! You were the one that woke him up! You started it when you slapped me!", Connor shot back.
" Um excuse me but you're the one who threw a book at my face! You started it!", Brian shot back but was immediately shushed by his mother when she came back out of Meghann and Sheldon's room a moment later after she got Sheldon to go back to sleep and scolded in a low tone, " Ok you know what Brian, Connor, why don't you two leave the house for a bit if you want to hang out. In fact, why don't you two take the pontoon boat down by the harbor and go for a joyride for a few. You guys can make all the noise you want down there."
" That's actually not really a bad idea Mom.", Brian quietly said before he turned to Connor and quietly asked, " Connor you want to go for a joyride on the harbor?"
" Yeah sounds cool man. We can call up our buddy Chris too and go do doughnuts together.", Connor quietly said.
" Yeah good idea, and we should probably pick up some beer too from the party store. Maybe a couple 12 packs of Coors Lite?", Brian quietly said with a stupid smirk on his face.
" Yeah that's what I'm talking about! Let's do it bro!", Connor quietly said with a stupid smirk on his face as he smacked hands with Brian being careful not to slap too hard enough to wake Sheldon up again.
" Bye Mom, we'll see you later.", Brian quietly called out as he walked down the stairs with Connor following him.
" Bye Brian and Connor, see you later and be careful. Don't do anything stupid and no crazy stunts because if you crash that boat your father's gonna flip his lid Brian and knock both you boys out into next week.", Mrs. Brissette quietly scolded as she followed them down the stairs.
" Yeah we know Mom! Bye!", Brian said before he walked out the door with his best friend. The two young adult men got into Connor's car and drove up to the local party store to pick up two 12 packs of Coors Lite beer and while they were there waiting in line to purchase it Connor decided to call their friend Chris and tell him to meet him and Brian down by the New York City Harbor boat launch ramp so that they could take the Brissette family's pontoon out on the water to just hang out for a bit and drink some beer. Chris said that he was down for that and told Connor that he would be there ASAP. Then after they bought the beer they drove back to the house, hooked up the boat trailer with the pontoon sitting on it to Brian's truck and drove down to the harbor boat launch. Within 3 minutes of getting the boat off the trailer and in the water starting up the motor is when their friend Chris showed up.
" Yo Chris, hop on!", Connor hollered over the running boat motor the moment he spotted their friend walking down the ramp.
" Thanks Connor! What's up man?!", Chris exclaimed when he climbed aboard the front platform of the boat and slapped Connor's hand pulling him into a shoulder bump.
" Not much bro, what's up with you?!", Connor exclaimed.
" Oh you know, the usual! Brian what's up buddy?!", Chris exclaimed as he did the same thing to Brian.
" Not much man, just been busting my a** off at work lately! This is the first day off I've had in like 6 days!", Brian exclaimed as he started taxing the boat away from the launch.
" Oh really?! Me too bro! The place I work at we've been getting 15 clients like every 2 hours!", Chris exclaimed as he sat down on one of the boat benches.
" Shut the f**k up?! Are you serious?!", Brian exclaimed in surprise as he stared at his friend.
" Oh yeah man, no joke!", Chris exclaimed as he nodded and shook his head at the same time.
" That's insane dude! How do you manage that?!", Connor exclaimed.
" I don't know Connor it's exhausting at times but we all got to make money somehow to keep the economy flowing!", Chris exclaimed.
" Yeah that's true!", Brian and Connor exclaimed in agreement.
" So Brian how's your sister Meghann and uh… what's the guy's name that she's sharing her bedroom with and dating?!", Chris asked.
" Dr. Cooper?!", Brian asked.
" Yeah that's it! How's everything going with them?!", Chris asked.
" Uh they're doing good man! They annoy the hell out of each other at times but all in all they get along pretty well! Right now Connor and I kind of have to be out here for a bit because of them!", Brian said.
" Oh you guys got kicked out of the house?", Chris laughed as he cracked open a beer bottle and took a sip.
" Yeah Chris, Mrs. Brissette kicked us out because Meghann and Dr. Cooper are taking a nap in their room right now and she didn't want Brian and I waking them up.", Connor said as he did the same thing and tossed another one to Brian.
" Yeah Connor that was after you woke him up from throwing a book at me in my room as a joke!", Brian laughed as he caught the beer bottle in his hand and cracked it open, taking a sip as he was steering the boat over huge waves that were crashing against it.
" Dude I told you that you started it when you slapped me with your big man paws!", Connor laughed as he was drinking his beer while trying to keep his hat from flying off his head in the wind.
" Aha ha ha ha man paws! Good one bro!", Chris laughed as he bumped his knuckles against Connor's while taking another sip of his beer.
" F**k you dude!", Brian laughed but the second he did his cell phone started ringing with a ringtone of Rasheeda's My Bubble Gum causing Connor and Chris to bust out laughing in amusement when they heard the lyrics.
The type of girl you wanna chew all of my bubble gum
Yep the type of gurl you wanna chew all of my bubble gum…
" Nice girly ringtone man!", Connor laughed as he slapped his thigh.
" Connor McRoy shut it you dodobird!", Brian shot back before he picked up his phone to answer it.
" Hey Zoey, what's up?", Brian answered with a smile on his face when he put the phone to his ear.
" Not much Brian, just putting together another spreadsheet for the next big corporate meeting we're having at work that I think is 2 weeks from now, I'm really not sure. What's up with you?", a young woman named Zoey answered on the other end as she sat in her office cubicle at her desk in front of her computer, typing on a keyboard with her phone resting in between her cheek and her shoulder.
" I'm just hanging out on my dad's pontoon boat out on the harbor with my best friend Connor and our friend Chris for a while. My mom kicked Connor and I out of the house because my sister and her roommate/boyfriend are taking a nap right now and she didn't want us waking them up.", Brian said.
" Oh well that sounds fun! Sometimes it's just good to take advantage of your day off and just chill out! I wish I could do that this very moment but unfortunately I can't right now which totally sucks!", Zoey said with a laugh.
" Yeah well maybe sometime this week depending on how our work schedules go we can go see a movie together or something.", Brian said.
" Yeah that sounds great, I'd love to do that! Maybe we can go see that new romantic comedy that I've just been dying to see!", Zoey said.
" Oh yeah I know which one you're talking about. Yeah we can totally see that if you want. Whatever makes you happy.", Brian said.
" Great then it's a date! Listen it was really nice talking to you Brian but I really got to get back to work!", Zoey said.
" Ok talk to you later, love you baby.", Brian said in flirtacious way with a smile on his face.
" Love you too! Bye!", Zoey said with a smile before she hung up.
" Love you baby?! Dude we haven't heard you talk like that again since you were with Jackie!", Chris exclaimed in shock.
" Yeah man what up with that?! Did you start dating again?!", Connor exclaimed in shock as he stared at his best friend.
" Yes I recently just got a new girlfriend and her name is Zoey Brantley. She's one of my coworkers at the accounting office that we work at. We've been talking and having lunch together since the day she started working there and just last week I finally got up the courage to ask her to be my girlfriend and she accepted.", Brian said as he put his phone away.
" Brian you dawg, you really have your way with the ladies man! So what does she look like bro?!", Chris exclaimed.
" Here's a recent picture that was taken of us together on my phone by another coworker of ours during work hours.", Brian said as he pulled his phone out again and pulled up the most recent picture of him and Zoey together before handing it to his friends. The picture showed Brian dressed in his work clothes standing in his office cubicle with a big smile on his face next to a young caucasian woman with a petite body figure that stood about 5 feet 3 inches tall with long curly ombre colored hair that was a red gingerish color on top that toned down into a dark brown on the bottom. She was wearing a bright red turtleneck t-shirt and a medium length black skirt and on her feet she had on bright red ballet flats. She had one leg bent up out to the side at a 90 degree angle with a big smile on her face as her arms and hands were gently wrapped around one of his.
" Wow man, she's cute!", Connor exclaimed.
" Yeah bro, she's a lot younger than Jackie was! How old is this chick?!", Chris exclaimed as he handed the phone back to Brian.
" Just 2 years younger than me, she's 20.", Brian said as he put his phone away again.
" Wow, just one year older than your sister! That's insane dude!", Connor exclaimed.
" Yeah I know Connor!", Brian said.
" Congrats on the new girl Brian!", Chris exclaimed.
" Thanks Chris! I really like her you know! She's smart, pretty and she has a really great sense of humor! I think if things go well between us I might ask her to marry me someday!", Brian exclaimed.
" Yeah that would be perfect! Mr. Brian and Mrs. Zoey Brissette! That really has a nice ring to it!", Chris exclaimed.
" Yeah I totally agree! Do your parents know about your girl yet?!", Connor exclaimed.
" Yes they do but Meghann doesn't and before you jump on the bandwagon to tell her, don't! I want to be the one to tell her, she's my sister anyway!", Brian exclaimed.
" You got it man, I feel ya!", Connor exclaimed. The three of them continued to have fun together on the boat for the next couple hours and after their friend Chris left Connor and Brian headed back to the house and walked in the door just as Meghann and Sheldon were coming down the stairs to watch tv in the living room after they just woke up from their nap. Brian and Connor both said hello to them before they went back upstairs to Brian's room to hang out just a little while longer. As Meghann and Sheldon were watching tv Sheldon still couldn't get the truamatizing events of what happened to him out of his head. Meghann gently embraced him as he sat next to her on the couch crying.
" I don't understand this! Why would my mother just hold me captive against my will like that?! She's never done anything like that before! Never have I ever been so terrified that I was going to die at the hands of someone that…!", Sheldon cried but couldn't finish what he was going say because he was crying so much.
" Shhhhhh, it's ok Dr. Cooper. No one really knows what made your mom do what she did to you. Something must have gone wrong in her brain and unfortunately… I don't think we'll ever know what really happened.", Meghann sadly said as she was rubbing gentle circles on his back.
" She broke my trust in her! How could she do that?! How could she just kidnap me, accuse me of being cursed by The Devil and say that my behavior is destructive just because I'm in a relationship with you and hanging out with our friends doing things that I've never imagined myself doing before?! That makes no sense to me Meghann! None what so ever!", Sheldon cried.
" Yeah I completely agree with you. That doesn't make sense.", Meghann sadly said.
" Well regardless I never want to see her ever again! And I know that's a terrible thing to say but it's true! After the complete misery I just went through I can never trust her again! I hope where ever she is now, probably most likely in jail, that she really thinks about what she did and feels at least some sort of remorse!", Sheldon cried.
" I hope that too, for your sake.", Meghann sadly said.
" This just sucks! I don't think I'll ever…!", Sheldon cried but was suddenly interrupted by Meghann kissing him.
" I love you kitten!", Sheldon cried as he was kissing her back.
" I love you too. I love you so much.", Meghann sadly said as she continued kissing him on the lips as well as kissing his tears away too. They stayed like that for a few minutes until Meghann asked, " Do you want me to make you some hot chocolate?"
" Yes, please!", Sheldon cried.
" Ok. I'll be right back.", Meghann said as she got up from the couch and headed into the kitchen. As she was going about making the hot chocolate for her roommate/boyfriend she couldn't help but hear the noises coming from the bowels of the basement behind the closed door. She could hear her parents talking and laughing with each other as well as their dancing footsteps to the song Hit the Road, Jack by Ray Charles that was coming from the record player down there.
' My parents are so weird sometimes!', Meghann thought as she let out a slight laugh and shook her head before she continued what she came in the kitchen to do in the first place. She walked back out into the living room moments later with the hot chocolate and handed it to Sheldon. He thanked her for it and the two continued sitting next to each other watching tv in silence. Then a few days later while running errands at Walmart something happened to Meghann and Sheldon that they never would have expected. As Sheldon was looking at something on one side of an aisle while Meghann was on the other side looking at something and pushing the shopping cart her cart suddenly and accidentally collided with another coming from the opposite direction that was being pushed by another caucasian 19 year old girl that looked just like her with similar facial features but not quite. Her dark brunnette hair was in a side pony tail and she had a streak of color in her hair at the front just like Meghann except this girl's color streak was lime green. She was wearing the same colored Black Eyed Peas t-shirt that Meghann was wearing as well as blue jean shorts that were slightly darker in color than Meghann's and she had brown eyes as opposed to Meghann's blue eyes. She was also wearing white tennis shoes on her feet and she also had something clipped to the belt loop of her shorts that was hidden under her shirt that was small and rectangular in shape. It was hard to tell what it was exactly but Meghann decided not to dwell on it.
" Oh my god I'm so sorry! I wasn't paying attention to where I was going! I'm just trying to get some stuff for my mom that she wrote for me on a list!", the girl exclaimed in sympathy and embarassment when she moved her cart out of the way.
" No no that's ok, it's fine! I wasn't paying that much attention either! I'm just here with my roommate/boyfriend getting some stuff too!", Meghann exclaimed.
" Oh well that's nice! And I am so rude, hi my name's Mikayla Rexton!", Mikayla exclaimed.
" Mikayla Rexton? Aren't you the daughter of Federal Agent Beck Rexton?", Meghann asked.
" Yes that's my dad!", Mikayla exclaimed as she nodded her head.
" Oh my god what a small world of odds meeting you here! Hi I'm Meghann Brissette!", Meghann exclaimed as she shook hands with Mikayla.
" Nice to meet you Meghann! So… you know my dad?!", Mikayla exclaimed.
" Yeah I do, he detained me one time after I was unknowingly caught on CCTV street cams using my tornado powers against my crazy enemy Twister Giddeon on an expired government issued Tornado license!", Meghann exclaimed.
" Wow that is so crazy!", Mikayla exclaimed.
" I know right?!", Meghann exclaimed.
" Excuse me if I could just say something here, that's only because Twister was trying to kill me!", Sheldon butted in when he walked up to Meghann and Mikayla.
" Yeah I know that Dr. Cooper!", Meghann laughed.
" Is this your roommate/boyfriend you were telling me about?", Mikayla asked as she pointed at Sheldon.
" Yeah this is Dr. Sheldon Cooper or Dr. Cooper as we all call him. And Dr. Cooper this is Mikayla Rexton, Federal Agent Rexton's daughter.", Meghann said with a smile.
" Very interesting, hello. Pleasure to meet you Mikayla.", Sheldon said with a smile.
" Nice to meet you too Dr. Cooper!", Mikayla exclaimed.
" So what are you doing here?", Sheldon asked.
" I'm just running some errands for my mom because unfortunately she's helping my brother Tyler talk to the car insurance people on the phone to negotiate a deductable settlement agreement due to the fact that my brother got himself into a car accident last week while he was on his way home from working out at the gym. Luckily he didn't get hurt but since the accident was his fault his insurance wants him to pay his deductable but he's not sure how he's going to be able to afford it because his insurance settlement just recently gone up 100 dollars more than what it was 2 months ago.", Mikayla said.
" Oh good Lord that's just awful!", Sheldon exclaimed as he rolled his eyes.
" Yeah I totally agree! That sucks Mikayla!", Meghann exclaimed.
" Oh yeah it really does Meghann and he's really not happy about it. You should have heard some of the things he was saying to the guy he was talking to on the phone when I left the house to come here. He was kind of saying things that he really shouldn't have said and I've always told him on several occasions that he needs to really watch what he says to people because our dad is a federal agent and if he were to accidentally say the wrong thing at the wrong time he can get in serious trouble and end up in federal prison if he's not careful.", Mikayla said.
" That is most certainly true. Saying the wrong things and doing something wrong can land you there. For example, Mrs. Larson.", Sheldon said.
" Oh yeah I totally heard about that lady from my dad and about what she did! She's totally nuts! She totally deserved that!", Mikayla laughed.
" Yes she did!", Meghann laughed.
" Oh my god I just now realized that we're wearing the same shirt!", Mikayla exclaimed as she pointed at her Black Eyed Peas t-shirt as well as Meghann's.
" Yeah your dad told me that you're a Black Eyed Peas fan too!", Meghann exclaimed.
" Yes it's true, I am! My favorite song is I Gotta Feeling!", Mikayla exclaimed.
" I heard about that too! Your dad said that you would play it over and over again in your room really loud which would drive both your parents and your brother nuts!", Meghann laughed.
" Yeah that's totally true too! My dad really knows me very well!", Mikayla laughed.
" I hate to break up our chit chat but aren't we supposed to be doing something here?", Sheldon said.
" Oh yeah we're supposed to be running errands! Whoops!", Mikayla laughed.
" Yeah hey listen Mikayla do you think after we leave the store and you go home that you can ask your mom if it's ok for you to come over to our house and hang out with us for a bit since your dad's most likely working at the FBI headquarters right now?", Meghann asked.
" Yeah sure I would totally love to do that! Here let's trade phone numbers with each other so we can stay in touch!", Mikayla exclaimed as she took her cell phone out of her pocket.
" Good idea! Dr. Cooper take your phone out too!", Meghann exclaimed as she took her phone out too.
" Alright if you insist Meghann.", Sheldon said as he took his cell phone out as well. The three of them exchanged phone numbers with each other and then went about doing their errands. Then they paid for their items and left the store going their separate ways. When Mikayla got home and unloaded everything in the kitchen she asked her mother if she could go hang out with a couple new friends she met at the store for a bit at their house to which her mother said yes. Mikayla then left the house again after she texted Meghann asking her where her and Sheldon lived and headed to their house.
Knock knock!
" Hey Meghann and Dr. Cooper!", Mikayla exclaimed as she stood on the porch of Meghann and Sheldon's house after they opened the door.
" Hello.", Sheldon said.
" Come on in Mikayla!", Meghann said with a smile.
" Thanks.", Mikayla said as she walked in. Then she said, " Wow nice place you got!"
" Thanks but you haven't seen anything yet. You got to check out our room, it's so cool! It looks like the inside of an intergalactic space craft!", Meghann exclaimed.
" Oh my god that is cool! Who did that?!", Mikayla exclaimed.
" My older brother Brian and his best friend Connor. They renovated it for us behind our backs when we were hanging out over at our friend Julia's house one day.", Meghann said.
" Sweet! I would love to see it!", Mikayla exclaimed.
" Ok but first, are you by any chance allergic to cats?", Meghann asked.
" No not at all. I actually have a cat and two German Shepherds at home. Why do you ask?", Mikayla asked.
" Because we have a cat too that's a domesticated Calico and her name's Cali.", Sheldon said.
" Oh well that's cute! That's a perfect name for a cat! My cat's name is Snickers and my two dogs names are Ringo and Zeus!", Mikayla said.
" Ringo? Ok… that's an interesting name for a dog.", Meghann said with wide eyes.
" Yeah well my dad's the one that picked the name because he thought it was cool!", Mikayla laughed.
" Yes well shall we all go upstairs now?", Sheldon asked.
" Yeah come on follow us upstairs Mikayla!", Meghann exclaimed.
" Ok!", Mikayla exclaimed as she followed them upstairs. When they got to the bedroom door Mikayla asked, " You guys call your room a mothership?" when she noticed their Meghann's and Dr. Cooper's Mothership bedroom door sign.
" Yes we do. It was actually Dr. Cooper's idea and I liked it because I thought it was romantic. My brother was actually confused at first when he heard us calling it that but then he went along with it.", Meghann said.
" That's awesome!", Mikayla exclaimed. Then when she saw what it said at the bottom the sign she looked at Sheldon and asked, " You're a theoretical physicist?"
" Yes that's correct, I am. Thus that's why my name's Dr. Cooper.", Sheldon said as he nodded his head and walked into the bedroom with his roommate/girlfriend and his new friend following him.
" I get it! That totally makes sense!", Mikayla said as Sheldon shut the door behind them.
" Wow! You guys weren't kidding about the intergalactic space craft thing!", Mikayla exclaimed as she looked around their room.
" Of course we weren't kidding Mikayla. It's our room.", Sheldon said as he gestured to himself and Meghann.
" This is amazing!", Mikayla exclaimed.
" Yeah well like I said you haven't seen anything yet. There's actually quite a few cool features about this room.", Meghann said.
" Really? Like what?", Mikayla asked.
" Well one… you know why don't I just go demonstrate it! I'll be right back! Dr. Cooper just stay here with Mikayla for a second and explain it to her once it starts!", Meghann exclaimed as she grabbed an object and stuffed it in her pocket.
" If you insist Meghann.", Sheldon said as he crossed his arms.
" Thanks!", Meghann exclaimed as she bolted out of the room, down the stairs and out the front door after she slammed the bedroom door shut behind her. Then moments later once she was outside under one of the windows she threw the object that grabbed from the room at the window which immediately set off the red flashing spinning lights, the Twister movie DOROTHY contraption siren, the indestructable window shutters and Karen's voice saying, " WARNING! THREAT DETECTED! ENGAGGING MOTHERSHIP LOCKDOWN MODE! INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT!"
" What the hambones?! What is that?!", Mikayla exclaimed over the noise.
" That's our home security system!", Sheldon interjected.
" Is that Karen Plankton from Spongebob saying that?!", Mikayla exclaimed.
" Yes it is!", Meghann exclaimed when she came back into the room. The system shut itself back off shortly after.
" Ok that is dope! How did your brother and his best friend do that?!", Mikayla exclaimed.
" One of Connor's dad's friends works with Nickelodeon On Sunset Studios and they got him to help them program this thing, with legal permission from the Studios of course which they wouldn't have done it in the first place if they didn't have permission!", Meghann said.
" That's so cool!", Mikayla exclaimed.
" Yeah well that's not all they did with Karen. They actually did something else with her too, check this out.", Meghann said before she looked up at the ceiling and interjected, " Karen, connect Meghann's ipod!"
" Meghann's ipod connected!", Karen's voice said followed by a beep.
" Are you freaking me?! She's in your room too?!", Mikayla exclaimed as her eyes went wide.
" Yes she most certainly is Mikayla! She's right up there!", Sheldon exclaimed as he pointed at Karen sitting on the platform loft above their UFO bedroom light.
" Shut up that is so lit! And she said your name Meghann?!", Mikayla exclaimed.
" Yeah well she can actually say everyone's name. Just say hi to her.", Meghann said.
" Ok.", Mikayla said before she looked up at Karen and exclaimed, " Hi Karen!"
" Hello Mikayla!", Karen's voice said.
" That is insane! She just said my name!", Mikayla exclaimed.
" See told ya! But watch this, it gets better!", Meghann said before she exclaimed at the ceiling, " Karen, play 25 or 6 to 4( remix) by Chicago!"
" 25 or 6 to 4 ( remix) by Chicago, starting now!", Karen's voice said as the music started up with the strobe lights flashing on the walls to the beat of the music. Mikayla was about to say something about that but Meghann exclaimed, " Ah ah ah there's more!" before she pulled out the same small remote that Brian used to activate Plankton's death ray laser. Once it came on Mikayla really got intrigued.
" Ok you guys seriously have the coolest room ever! I've never seen anything like this before in my entire life! This is epic!", Mikayla exclaimed.
" Yeah well it gets even better than that! Our room plus the whole house never loses power!", Meghann exclaimed.
" Shut up you're bluffing! You guys never lose power?! Even during a power outage?!", Mikayla exclaimed in shock.
" Yes that's true, all because of this thing!", Meghann exclaimed as she pointed at the metal box bolted to the wall in between Sheldon's desk and the closet.
" What is that?", Mikayla asked.
" That is our back up power generator system that automatically turns on back up power to this entire room plus the whole house when the city power goes out.", Sheldon said.
" That's so cool! So it will just power everything including the security system?!", Mikayla exclaimed.
" Yes it does and what's really nice about it is that it's completely emission free meaning that it doesn't emit any air pollutants in here at all including carbon monoxide, it runs on solar power from the sun through solar panels on the roof as well as rain water from a rain gauge which is also up on the roof right next to the solar panels and it's completely silent. It doesn't make any sound at all.", Sheldon said.
" That is the coolest thing I've ever heard! Who set that up?!", Mikayla exclaimed.
" My Uncle Carmine. He's a mad scientist.", Meghann said.
" Get the flipping fudgeballs out Meghann! You actually have a mad scientist relative in your family?!", Mikayla exclaimed in shock.
" Yes I do, he's my mom's and my Aunt Meg's brother but it's really not that bad. He may have somewhat of an evil persona to him but he also really does have a soft side for this whole entire family.", Meghann said.
" He actually cares about you guys?!", Mikayla exclaimed.
" Yeah he loves all of us very much especially me, I'm his favorite niece. He sometimes will either call me by name or love or his precious little bee.", Meghann said with a smile.
" Oh my god that's so cute Meghann!", Mikayla exclaimed.
" Yes well one thing I will say about my uncle is to never make him mad because he will really scare you.", Meghann said.
" Oh my god, really?!", Mikayla laughed.
" Yeah I'm not even joking Mikayla. My uncle can be the scariest person alive if you or somebody else makes him mad. Like he will litterally threaten to hurt you in any possible way, most likely with his sonic screwdriver that he carries around with him in his lab coat pocket 24/7 that really hurts if you get hit with it. Believe me when I say this, it hurts! Bad! I've been there before and so has my brother!", Meghann exclaimed.
" Ok I got it! I won't do anything like that!", Mikayla laughed.
" Good!", Meghann laughed.
" Boom boom boom! ( Gotta get that!) boom boom boom! ( Gotta get that!)"
" Is that Leo calling you Meghann?", Sheldon asked when he heard his roommate/girlfriend's Boom Boom Pow ringtone go off.
" Yes it is Dr. Cooper.", Meghann said as she pulled her phone out and looked at the caller ID that said Leo.
" Who's Leo?", Mikayla asked.
" He's my best friend, hold on one second.", Meghann said. Then she answered her phone and said, " Hey Leo, what's up?"
" Not much Meghann. Ace and I are just really bored right now, can we come over for a few?", Leo asked on the other end of the phone.
" Uh sure you guys can come over if you want. Just letting you guys know that Dr. Cooper and I have a new friend over here.", Meghann said.
" You guys made a new friend today?! Who?!", Ace butted in over her boyfriend's phone.
" Oh hi Ace, why don't I just tell you guys when you get over here!", Meghann exclaimed.
" Sounds good to me!", Leo exclaimed.
" Yeah me too! See you in a few!", Ace exclaimed.
" Bye Ace, bye Leo! See you guys soon!", Meghann exclaimed before she hung up.
" Uh…", Mikayla started to ask in confusion.
" Oh you're probably wondering who Ace is too, she's Leo's girlfriend. Her real name is Acelynn but we all call her Ace.", Meghann said.
" Ah got ya. That's a pretty name.", Mikayla said with a smile.
" Thanks, we all thought so too.", Meghann said with a smile.
" Hey yo what up?! It's the Ace Dog and her boyfriend Leo!", Ace talked gang slang in a joking way when she threw open the bedroom door walking in with Leo who was laughing his butt off at what his girlfriend said.
" Oh dear Lord!", Sheldon said as he rolled his eyes at his friend's antics.
" Ace shut up! That's not appropriate!", Meghann laughed.
" I'm just messing with you Meghann!", Ace laughed as she playfully punched Meghann in the arm.
" Ow! That hurt!", Meghann exclaimed as she rubbed her arm.
" Oh relax! I didn't hit you that hard!", Ace laughed.
" Yeah thanks for that Captain Obvious!", Meghann laughed.
" Ok that's enough of that! Can we please talk about something else?!", Sheldon said as he narrowed his eyes at Meghann and Ace.
" Yeah sure whatever you say Dr. Cooper!", Ace exclaimed.
" Thank you.", Sheldon said.
" So Meghann, who is this?", Leo asked as he looked at Mikayla.
" This is Mikayla Rexton, Federal Agent Rexton's daughter.", Meghann said.
" Hi nice to meet you Mikayla, I'm Leo Lemonselly and this is my girlfriend Acelynn Jettson.", Leo said with a smile as he pointed at himself and Ace.
" Hi you can just call me Ace if you want.", Ace said.
" I heard. Nice to meet you.", Mikayla said.
" You too.", Ace said.
" What are you doing Meghann?", Sheldon asked when he noticed Meghann was texting on her phone.
" What does it look like I'm doing Dr. Cooper? I'm texting Nora, Delaney, Julia and Kayla telling them to come over so they can meet our new friend.", Meghann said.
" Oh alright I suppose that makes sense.", Sheldon said. Meghann then just let out a giddy laugh and kissed him as she then put her phone away.
" Goddamn you woman! You just can't keep your hands off me can you?!", Sheldon exclaimed with a smile on his face as he was kissing her back with his arms gently wrapped around her midsection.
" What the fuck do you think?! Of course not! I love you!", Meghann laughed as she continued kissing him with her hands gently caressing his head and neck.
" I love you too!", Sheldon exclaimed as he continued kissing her.
" Excuse me Meghann and Dr. Cooper but what did we say about cursing in this house?! We said no cursing allowed!"
" Sorry Dad!", Meghann laughed as she continued kissing Sheldon.
" Hey what up homies?!", Nora suddenly exclaimed when she barged into the bedroom after throwing the door open.
" Hi Nora!", Meghann, Sheldon, Leo and Ace said.
" Blastoff! What's up guys?!", Julia exclaimed when she barged in as well with Delaney and Kayla. Her friends all started cracking up at what she said.
" Julia did you seriously just say that?!", Leo laughed.
" Yeah I did Leo! I thought it was funny!", Julia laughed.
" Well again as I said before, you are seriously the weirdest woman I've ever met in my life.", Sheldon said as he narrowed his eyes at his friend.
" And I said that you're the weirdest dude I've ever met in my life!", Julia laughed before she said, " But you're a great friend regardless Dr. Cooper!"
" Thanks for the compliment Julia, you're a great friend too.", Sheldon said. Meghann then introduced the rest of their friends to Mikayla and they all continued to hang out with each other listening to music, talking and laughing. Then a few days later Meghann and Sheldon got sent over to Carmine's ground floor apartment to stay with him for a few days while Brian went over to his girlfriend Zoey's house to stay with her for a few days as well because it was Mr. and Mrs. Brissette's wedding anniversary and they wanted to spend some time alone with each other.
" Ok I only have a few rules here while you two are staying with me. One, don't cause any trouble, two, don't leave my apartment without telling me where you're going and three, please be respectful to the people living in the apartment above mine. I don't want the New York City cops being called here just because my niece and her roommate/boyfriend decided to do something stupid and obnoxious.", Carmine said as he stood in front of Meghann and Sheldon who were sitting on his couch in his living room. Their stuff that they brought with them was sitting at their feet. Meghann was wearing the same black tank top, black and white checkered, button-down flannel long sleeve shirt, blue jean shorts and black ballet flats on her feet that she wore the night that her and Sheldon were coming home from hanging out at Julia's house and got surprised by Brian and Connor showing them their newly renovated bedroom. Sheldon on the other hand was wearing his usual red Flash shirt under his dark blue windbreaker jacket with tan khakis and his shoes on his feet and he had his wristwatch on his wrist.
" Ok we get it Uncle Carmine, we won't do anything stupid!", Meghann said as she stood up with her arms crossed in front of her. Her Storm Track 3 radar watch was on her wrist too.
" Thank you love. Please do make yourselves at home, I'll just be down in my basement laboratory working on a few experiments if you need me.", Carmine said with a semi-evil smile on his face.
" Ok have fun with that.", Meghann said with a smirk on her face.
" Oh I shall. Ta ta.", Carmine said with that same semi-evil smile on his face as he descended the stairs and shut the door behind him. 3 to 4 minutes later a huge sizzling surge of electricity was heard coming from the lab followed by Carmine's evil shouting voice of, " Come alive you Venus flytrap plant! These pesky little fly varmits are not gonna die themselves! So come alive, COME ALIVE! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!"
" Oh Uncle Carmine you're so weird.", Meghann snickered to herself as she shook her head before she walked back to the couch.
" I don't understand why we had to come here to your uncle's apartment Meghann.", Sheldon said as he looked at her.
" Because my mom and dad wanted us out of the house for a few days. It's their anniversary this week and they wanted to spend some time alone.", Meghann said as she picked up the tv remote and turned the tv on.
" Yes well I also don't understand what happened to your brother. Where's he at?", Sheldon asked as he crossed his arms and narrowed his eyes at his roommate/girlfriend.
" How should I know Dr. Cooper? He just left the house before I even had a chance to ask him where he was going.", Meghann said as she started flipping through the tv channels on the TV Guide.
" Ok you have a point there.", Sheldon said as he leaned against the back of the couch crossing his right leg up over his left knee.
" Exactly.", Meghann said as she continued flipping through the channels on the tv. She then saw that a rerun episode of the Professor Proton show that Sheldon liked to watch was currently airing on the SCIENCE channel and decided to turn it on.
" Meghann did you just turn on Professor Proton?!", Sheldon asked in shock as he stared at Meghann.
" Yeah why not Dr. Cooper? You like it and I'd rather watch something you like.", Meghann said with a smile as she put the remote down on the coffee table and leaned back into the couch.
" I so love you for this.", Sheldon said with a smile as he kissed her.
" I know you do! Now just shut up and let's watch!", Meghann laughed as she kissed him back before returning her eyes to the tv screen. They watch the first 10 minutes of the episode before a commercial came up and Meghann began to get thirsty.
" I'm going to go to the kitchen to get a glass of water. Do you want anything?", Meghann asked as she stood up from the couch.
" No I'm fine but thank you.", Sheldon said as he shook his head.
" No problem, I'll be back in a second.", Meghann said as she dashed off out of the living room and disappeared into the kitchen while Sheldon still sat on the couch waiting for the show to come back on. But just as it did Sheldon suddenly jumped off the couch when he heard a loud thump followed by the sound of a drinking glass shattering on the floor and Meghann yelling out in pain, " OW! SON OF A BITCH!" causing Sheldon to run into the kitchen with Carmine running in behind him after he ran up the stairs from his lab like a bat out of hell shouting in a panic, " WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!" The theoretical physicist and the mad scientist both gasped in horror when they saw Meghann sitting on the floor screaming and crying in pain with broken glass surrounding her. The stool that she was standing on was laying on its side a few feet away and the cupboard door above the sink was still wide open.
" Bi*chin' hell child! What happened in here?!", Carmine screamed when he saw the horrifying state that his 19 year old niece was in.
" I was trying to get a glass out of the cabinet above the sink to get a glass of water but I lost my footing and I fell on my back! It hurts!", Meghann cried out in pain as she placed her hand on her injured lower back.
" Well good Lord woman we can see that! Where does it hurt?!", Sheldon screamed in concern as he approached her and knelt down in front of her while trying to be careful of the broken glass shards that were surrounding her.
" My lower back, in between my spine and my tailbone!", Meghann cried out.
" Here?!", Sheldon shrieked in concern as he pointed at the spot on Meghann's back where she said it hurt and the moment he applied the slightest bit of pressure to it was when Meghann cried out in pain, " Ow! Yes, that's where it hurts! Really bad!"
" I'm no physician but I'm pretty sure that sounds like a Pars fracture!", Carmine interjected in concern.
" Dear Lord you got to be kidding me! Well can you stand up?!", Sheldon shrieked in concern but as he tried to help her stand she kept screaming and crying in pain and couldn't get up more than a few inches off the floor.
" Dr. Cooper stop, what part of 'it hurts!' don't you get?!", Meghann cried out in pain as she sat there unable to move.
" Meghann I'm just trying to help you! We're roommates and in a relationship with each other!", Sheldon shrieked in concern.
" Yeah well it's not helping if it hurts me!", Meghann cried out.
" Well unfortunately there's only one thing we can do and that is to take you to the hospital!", Carmine said in concern.
" What?! I don't want to go to the hospital! I'll just be subjected to more pain!", Meghann cried out.
" Meghann unfortunately you're going to be subjected to more pain regardless of you staying here or going there! Your uncle's right, you need to go get checked out!", Sheldon said in concern.
" I said don't want to go to the hospital! Leave me alone!", Meghann cried out.
" Meghann listen to me, as much as I hate going to hospitals you need to go because if you don't go you're going to end up paralyzed and in a wheelchair, possibly for the rest of your life! And is that what you want to happen?!", Sheldon asked in concern.
" No because I wouldn't be able to do my storm chasing job anymore! I love that job and I don't think I'd be able to find anything thing else to do if I was stuck at home for the rest of my life!", Meghann cried out.
" Exactly, so this is why you need to go to the hospital to prevent that from happening in the first place! Trust me I wouldn't want you to end up paralyzed either!", Sheldon said in concern.
" Ok I'll go to the hospital!", Meghann cried out.
" Thank you.", Sheldon said in concern as he carefully lifted Meghann into his arms.
" Oh crap I cracked the screen on my radar watch! Felix is gonna kill me!", Meghann cried out as she looked at her radar watch and saw that the screen was one big cracked glass spiderweb.
" Meghann your boss is not going to kill you, I can fix your watch. Here gimme it. I can fix it in the hospital waiting room.", Carmine said as he took Meghann's radar watch off her wrist and put it in his lab coat pocket. Then he said in concern, " Ok let's just go." as started pressing a button on his teleportation watch.
" Yes but how are we going to…?", Sheldon asked in concern but stopped mid sentence when the 3 of them were engulfed in a cloud of electricity and found themselves standing in the ER lobby at Blue Cross Hospital less than 2 seconds later.
" Oh like that. Should've seen that coming.", Sheldon said in concern as he rolled his eyes while still holding Meghann in his arms.
" Yes well thank you for the input Dr. Cooper.", Carmine said in a semi-evil tone.
" Excuse me? Can I help you?", a nurse asked when she approached them.
" Yes you most certainly can help us. My 19 year old niece Meghann Rose Brissette was trying to reach for something in my kitchen at my apartment but she lost her footing and fell on her lower back. She's experiencing some severe pain from it so could you please get somebody down here to look at her?", Carmine said.
" Of course, may I ask who you are?", the nurse asked with a smile.
" Sure, my name is Dr. Carmine Baucman and I'm a mad scientist.", Carmine said causing Meghann to just roll her eyes at what her uncle said while she was still writhing in pain as Sheldon continued holding her in his arms.
" Dr. Baucman how is that helpful to tell this nurse what you do?", Sheldon shot at him while narrowing his eyes.
" Dr. Cooper please do not question me about that. She's the one who asked me who I was, I wasn't going to lie to her.", Carmine said as he narrowed his eyes at Sheldon.
" Good point.", Sheldon said.
" Ok thank you for the cooperation, no problem. Please take a seat anywhere and fill out these forms, I'll get someone down here right away.", the nurse said as she handed Carmine the hospital admission forms on a clipboard with a pen attached to it before she walked away to get some assistance.
" Well alright. Thank you.", Carmine said as he took the forms and sat down in a chair to fill them out. Sheldon awkwardly sat down next to him with Meghann sitting on his lap.
" Ow!", Meghann cried out in pain at the slightest movement when Sheldon shifted a little bit in the seat.
" Sorry kitten, you'll be seen soon.", Sheldon said in concern.
" Yeah well it better be really soon Dr. Cooper because I'm in so much pain right now it's not even funny!", Meghann cried out.
" Well just try to relax as best as you can precious little bee. We'll get you some relief from that pain soon. I'm signing the forms to have you admitted into a room as we speak.", Carmine said as he was halfway done with filling out the forms.
" Oh god this sucks! One minute I'm at your apartment Uncle Carmine just watching Professor Proton in the living room with Dr. Cooper and then the next minute I'm being admitted into the hospital with a possible Pars fracture! Can this seriously get any worse?! Ow!", Meghann cried out in pain as she gritted her teeth together.
" We know you're in pain love but just be patient. I just signed the forms and you should be seen any moment.", Carmine said as he set the clipboard down with the signed forms attached to it. The nurse that talked to them before came back with two other nurses with one of them wheeling over a wheelchair. Sheldon and Carmine then carefully helped Meghann sit down in the chair as she was still crying out in pain and after her vitals were taken and she was given a hospital bracelet with her personal information on it she was then wheeled into the elevator with both men following and was taken up to the second floor to be placed in a room. Once Meghann was in a room laying in a hospital bed and hooked up to an IV, Carmine said to Sheldon, " Please stay in here with her Dr. Cooper. I'm going to step out into the hallway for a moment to call Brian and let him know what's going on with his sister."
" Alright I shall if you insist.", Sheldon said.
" Thank you. I'll be back in here in a moment.", Carmine said before he stepped out of the room into the hallway shutting the door behind him.
Ring ring ring!
" Hello?", Brian answered.
" Brian it's Uncle Carmine. Can you and Zoey please come up to Blue Cross Hospital for a moment, it's really important.", Carmine said in concern.
" You're at Blue Cross Hospital?! Why? What's going on Uncle Carmine? Are you ok?", Brian asked with some concern in his voice.
" Yes I'm fine but this is about your sister.", Carmine said in concern.
" What's wrong with Meghann?", Brian asked in concern.
" Meghann injured herself at my apartment today and she's checked into a room right now.", Carmine said in concern.
" Injured herself?! What did she do?!", Brian shrieked in concern. He felt like his heart was about to beat right out of his chest upon hearing what his uncle just said about his sister.
" She fell down on her lower back in my kitchen while trying to grab a drinking glass out of the cupboard above my sink. The glass shattered everywhere on the floor.", Carmine said in concern.
" Well is she ok?!", Brian asked in concern.
" I don't know yet. They're still running some tests on her but I'm pretty sure she's got a Pars fracture.", Carmine said in concern.
" Is Dr. Cooper there with you two?", Brian asked in concern.
" Yes he is, I told him to stay in the room with her. He's concerned about her too. Can you and Zoey please just get up here now?", Carmine said in concern.
" Ok yeah sure, Zoey and I are on our way right now.", Brian said in concern.
" Alright thank you Brian. I shall be expecting you and your girlfriend shortly.", Carmine said in concern.
" Ok see you soon, bye.", Brian said as he hung up. Then he grabbed his keys to his truck and said in concern, " Zoey we got go up to Blue Cross Hospital right now."
" Why? What's going on Brian?", Zoey asked as she looked at her boyfriend.
" My sister Meghann got hurt at our Uncle Carmine's apartment and she's checked into a room right now.", Brian said in concern as he started walking out the door to his truck.
" Oh my god well how did that happen?!", Zoey asked in concern as she followed him.
" She fell down on her lower back reaching for a drinking glass above the sink. The doctors are running some tests on her right now but our Uncle Carmine thinks she might have a Pars fracture.", Brian said in concern as he got into the driver's seat of his truck and started the engine with Zoey getting in the passenger seat next to him.
" Oh that's not good. How old's your sister?", Zoey asked in concern as they pulled out of the driveway and drove off down the street.
" She's just a year younger than you. She's 19.", Brian said in concern.
" Oh that sucks! She's just a teenager!", Zoey said in concern.
" I know but hopefully she'll be ok.", Brian said in concern as he pulled his phone out and dialed the house phone to hopefully try to get a hold of his and Meghann's parents. When they picked up the phone Brian put the phone on speaker and told them what was going on. They immediately told him that they were leaving and would meet him and Zoey up there at the hospital shortly. Brian and Zoey arrived first and when they met up with Carmine in the main hospital lobby Brian asked in concern and confusion, " I don't get it, how did you get here Uncle Carmine? I don't see your truck anywhere in the parking lot."
" What do you think you lemonhead?!", Carmine hissed at his nephew as he held his wrist up pointing at his special watch.
" Oh right, duh, your teleportation thingy on your wrist! I keep forgetting about that!", Brian said as he rolled his eyes which immediately caused Zoey to just stand there staring at him.
" His what?", Zoey asked with a confused look on her face. Brian then tried to tell his girlfriend about what it is that his uncle does as they were walking to the elevator only to get smacked in the shoulder by his uncle hissing at him, " You can tell Zoey all of that later Brian Lucas Brissette! Right now you should be worrying about your sister Meghann!" as he hit the UP arrow button on the wall next to it.
" Well how bad is she hurt?", Brian asked in concern as the three of them stepped into the elevator with a female automated voice saying, " GOING UP!"
" Well she won't stop screaming and crying so what does that tell you?", Carmine hissed as the elevator doors shut and the elevator began to move going up to the second floor after Carmine hit the number 2 button on the wall inside the elevator.
" Probably pretty bad, I would think.", Brian said in concern as he let out a defeated sigh.
" Exactly, genius!", Carmine hissed as the doors opened on the second floor.
" Uncle Carmine just shut up! Not in front of my girlfriend!", Brian laughed as they got out of the elevator.
" Oh would you two just get! Come on!", Carmine hissed as he ushered his nephew and his nephew's girlfriend down the hallway to Meghann's hospital room. When they walked into the room they saw Sheldon sitting in the chair next to the bed holding Meghann's hand with a concerned look on his face as she laid there still screaming and crying out in pain. To Brian it was one of the worst sights he's ever seen in his life to see his little sister in so much pain and that he couldn't do anything about it.
" Geez sis, freak a brother out why don'tcha?! Are you ok?!", Brian shrieked in concern as he looked at his sister and the expression on her face.
" I'm scared and in a lot of pain right now! What do you think Brian?! No!", Meghann cried out in pain.
" Yes I can see that! Uncle Carmine just told me that you fell on your lower back when he called me to tell me that you were in the hospital!", Brian said in concern.
" Who's this that's standing next you?!", Meghann cried out when she noticed Zoey standing next to her brother.
" This is my new girlfriend Zoey Brantley. She's one of my coworkers from work.", Brian said in concern as he pointed at Zoey.
" You have a new girlfriend already?! When were you going to tell me this Brian?!", Meghann cried out.
" I would have told you sooner but I got sidetracked.", Brian said in concern.
" Ok well now I two questions for you, do Mom and Dad know about Zoey and are they coming up to the hospital?!", Meghann cried out.
" Yes and yes Meghann. They already know about her and I told them on the phone about what was going on with you on my way up here. They're on their way here right now.", Brian said in concern.
" Yes well now that that's settled, has either one of the doctors or nurses come back into this room yet?", Carmine asked Sheldon in concern.
" Not yet, they're still waiting for test results to come back. They should be back in here shortly though to tell us what's going on.", Sheldon said in concern as he sat in the chair still holding onto Meghann's hand.
" Oh so I didn't miss anything. Perfect.", Carmine said in concern as he sat down in another chair while Zoey and Brian sat down on the window love seat.
" Ow!", Meghann cried out in pain as she shifted slightly in the bed.
" Dear Lord, Meghann would you please just lie still?! You're just going to keep making the pain worse if you keep moving around!", Sheldon shrieked in concern as he stared at his roommate/girlfriend who was still writhing in pain.
" Yeah thanks so much for the tip Dr. Cooper! You think I don't know that?!", Meghann cried out sarcastically in pain.
" Who's this guy?", Zoey asked Brian as she pointed at Sheldon.
" This is my sister's roommate/boyfriend I told you about. This is Dr. Cooper.", Brian said.
" Does he have a first name?", Zoey asked.
" Yes I do, it's Sheldon.", Sheldon said.
" Oh well hi I'm Zoey, Brian's girlfriend.", Zoey said with a smile.
" Pleasure to meet you too.", Sheldon said.
" And I'm Meghann! So sorry that this has to be your first meeting with me!", Meghann cried out.
" It's alright, things happen that sometimes you can't control. Your name's pretty.", Zoey said with a smile.
" Thanks, yours is too!", Meghann cried out.
" Meghann!", Mrs. Brissette shrieked in concern when she suddenly ran into the hospital room with her husband following behind her.
" Sweetheart are you alright?!", Mr. Brissette shrieked in concern.
" No Dad I fell in Uncle Carmine's kitchen and I hurt my lower back! It hurts so bad that I just want it to stop!", Meghann cried out in pain as she kept trying to make herself comfortable but no matter how hard she tried she couldn't get the pain to stop.
" There there everything's going to be fine Meghann. Just calm down.", Sheldon said in concern.
" That's easy for you to say Dr. Cooper! You're not the one who's hurt right now!", Meghann cried out. Sheldon then just rolled his eyes as the doctor and a nurse came in.
" Ok we just got the results back.", the doctor said as he looked at his clipboard with the test results sheet attached to it.
" Oh good, what do they say?", Sheldon asked in concern as everyone else in the room held their breath.
" Well according to this chart it does appear that Miss Brissette has a Pars fracture. There's about a 3 to 4 inch separation of the Pars bone from the spinal cord in her lower back that seems to be the most likely cause of her severe pain.", the doctor said.
" And that's exactly what I thought was going on but I just needed confirmation from you or someone else to really be sure.", Carmine said in concern as he threw up his hands.
" Oh this is horrible!", Mrs. Brissette gasped in concern.
" Well can you treat it?!", Mr. Brissette asked in concern.
" Yes there fortunately are a few treatments for this condition but surgery may be required to prevent paralysis if the other treatments don't work.", the doctor said.
" Well try anything! I don't want to end up paralyzed, I have a very important storm chasing job that requires a lot of mobility and if I can't move anymore I'll have to quit my job that I've had since I was 15 years old! I really love that job and I don't want to have to give it up!", Meghann cried out in pain.
" We understand that Meghann and we'll do whatever we can to help. On a scale of 1 to 10 how bad would you say that your pain is right now?", the doctor asked.
" Beyond that, an 11! Maybe a 12! I don't know! All I know is that it feels like I hit a bed of rocks!", Meghann cried out in pain.
" Ok that's definitely concerning. Give her at least 40mg of an anti-inflammatory steroidal spinal injection stat.", the doctor said to her before he turned his head to the nurse that came in with him.
" Ok I'll be right back.", the nurse said with a smile before she left the room.
" What?! I'm getting a spinal injection?! Oh god this is really gonna hurt! Somebody please just take me home now!", Meghann cried out in pain as she threw her head back into the pillow.
" Meghann Rose you're going anywhere! You're hurt right now and these people are just trying to take care of you! None of us want you to end up with paralysis!", Sheldon interjected in concern.
" And I don't either Dr. Sheldon Cooper but I also don't want to be subjected to more pain right now too!", Meghann cried out.
" Meghann it's not going to be that bad! All it is that they're doing is just injecting some medicine into your back to numb your pain! Calm down!", Brian interjected in concern at his sister.
" Brian shut up! This isn't helping!", Meghann cried out.
" Medicine delivery, I'm back.", the nurse said with a smile as she came back into the room moments later pushing a cart with the medical supplies she needed for the moment: latex gloves, a bottle of the steroidal spinal medication and a syringe with a needle.
" I'm not ready for this! It's going to hurt so bad!", Meghann cried out as the nurse was slipping the latex gloves on her hands.
" Just relax love, it's not as bad as you think.", Carmine said in concern as he looked at the pure terror on his niece's face.
" Uncle Carmine stop, not now!", Meghann cried out as the doctor and nurse were carefully trying to help her sit up slightly in the bed.
" Meghann calm down, just squeeze my hand. Everything's going to be fine.", Sheldon said in concern as the nurse lifted Meghann's shirt up a bit and began wiping a small area on her lower back with an alcohol wipe before she grabbed the needle and slowly inserted it into Meghann's back. The pain was so intense that it made Meghann cry out almost saying the MF curse word as she squeezed Sheldon's hand but once the injection was done and a bandage was placed over the injection site she was then allowed to lie back down and almost immediately the pain dulled to the point where it was tolerable.
" Oh that feels so much better. Thank you.", Meghann said as her crying started to subside.
" No problem just let us know if there's anything else you need.", the nurse said before she walked back out with the doctor.
" Feel better?", Zoey asked with a smile.
" Yeah. At least the pain is more tolerable now.", Meghann softly said.
" Well that's good.", Sheldon said with a sigh of relief.
Ring ring ring!
" Uh… Uncle Carmine your phone is ringing.", Brian said.
" Yes I can hear it Brian!", Carmine hissed before he answered his phone and asked, " Hello?! Who is this?!"
" It's Leo! Who do you think it is Dr. Baucman?!", Leo's voice suddenly interjected back on the other end of the phone.
" Leo?! Why are you calling my phone?! This is a private number!", Carmine interjected in complete shock when he heard his niece's best friend's voice.
" I know and I'm sorry! I tried calling Meghann's phone at least several times but she didn't answer me! I'm at your apartment because I wanted to ask her something but no one's here!", Leo interjected.
" Dear Lord boy you got to be kidding me right now! Leo Michael Lemonselly what are you doing at my apartment?! We're all up at the hospital right now!", Carmine scolded.
" What do you mean by 'we' at the hospital?! Who's all up there?!", Leo interjected in concern and confusion.
" Well it's me, Brian, his girlfriend Zoey, my sister Linda, my brother-in law Brad, Dr. Cooper and Meghann!", Carmine interjected.
" Well what's going on?! Why are you all up there?! And did you just say Brian has a girlfriend?!", Leo interjected in concern.
" Yes I did say that and you know what why don't just let Meghann talk to you and tell you what happened! This is about her anyway!", Carmine interjected.
" Ook.", Leo said in confusion.
" Meghann it's your best friend on the phone. He wants to talk to you.", Carmine said as he handed his phone to his niece.
" Ok.", Meghann said then she put the phone to her ear and asked, " Dude what do you want?"
" I want to know what's going on! I'm at your uncle's apartment because I wanted to ask you something but nobody's here and I tried calling your phone several times but you didn't answer me! So what up with that Meghann?!", Leo interjected in concern.
" Ok firstly I didn't answer you Leo because my phone's dead and secondly, I'm in the hospital with a Pars fracture!", Meghann hissed.
" What?! That doesn't make any sense bestie! How did you get a Pars fracture?!", Leo interjected in concern.
" I was standing on a stool in my uncle's kitchen reaching for a drinking glass from the cabinet above the sink to get a glass of water but I lost my footing after I grabbed it while trying to step down off the stool and I fell on my lower back! The glass I had my hand dropped on the floor and completely shattered all around me!", Meghann hissed.
" Oh man that sucks! Do you want me to come up there to the hospital with the rest of our friends to see you or what?!", Leo interjected in concern.
" Do what you want Leo, come or don't come! I don't care!", Meghann hissed.
" Alright I'm just going to come up there with Ace, Nora, Mikayla, Delaney, Julia and Kayla.", Leo said in concern.
" Ok sounds cool to me Leo. See you guys in a few.", Meghann said.
" See ya, bye.", Leo said in concern before he hung up. Meghann then handed her uncle back his phone and he put it away.
" Wait, Leo's coming up here right now with the rest of our friends Meghann?!", Sheldon asked in concern.
" Yes Dr. Cooper that's what he said he was going to do. I wasn't just going to say no to him, he's my best friend.", Meghann said.
" Well I suppose that makes sense.", Sheldon said.
" Exactly.", Meghann said. She then shifted a little bit in the hospital bed causing her to mutter under her breath, " Ow."
" Are you alright Meghann?", Mrs. Brissette asked in concern.
" Yes I'm fine now Mom, I was just shifting in the bed a bit.", Meghann said.
" Oh ok.", Mrs. Brissette said.
Thump thump thump thump thump thump BAM!
" MEGHANN!", Leo, Mikayla, Kayla, Julia, Nora, Delaney and Ace exclaimed in concern when they barged into the hospital room to see their friend Meghann lying in the bed.
" Hi you guys.", Meghann said with a slight groan.
" Woah Leo definitely wasn't kidding when he told us what happened to you! Are you ok?!", Julia gasped.
" Yeah I'm fine now Julia but I wasn't when I first came in here though. I was in so much pain that it was like I felt like I wanted to die.", Meghann said.
" Well don't do that on us! That wouldn't be good!", Nora exclaimed in concern as she stared at her next door neighbor and friend while rolling her eyes.
" Yeah exactly Nora Beasely, that wouldn't be good for anyone!", Meghann let out a slight giddy laugh while trying not to irritate her Pars fracture any further. Then she asked, " So how did you guys get here?"
" Leo's sister Shayn and Judge Spitzer drove us up here.", Ace said.
" Wait, they're both here?! Why did they come up with you guys?", Meghann asked.
" I told them to stay in the car in the parking lot. Figured that they wanted to be alone so they could kiss and do what they normally do with each other.", Leo said as he shook his head.
" Yeah I guess that makes sense. Sometimes I just can't believe that those two are actually a couple.", Meghann said.
" Yeah I know me neither. For some reason they just really like each other.", Leo said.
" Wait, your sister and the judge are dating Leo?!", Mikayla asked in complete shock as she stared at her friend. This was actually the first time she had ever heard that Shayn Lemonselly and Judge Liam Spitzer were dating each other from anyone she had ever met or had come into contact with.
" Yeah Mikayla they are, I'm so sorry I forgot to tell you that.", Leo said.
" No no it's ok I'm just surprised because this is the first time I heard about this. How did they meet each other?", Mikayla asked.
" They met 5 years ago when Shayn was 20 years old and she unexpectedly got a speeding ticket forcing her to go see Judge Spitzer on his very first day as a court judge and from what we heard when they first locked eyes they instantly just fell for each other in a secretive way and well the rest is history now.", Kayla said.
" Oh my god that's insane! I guess that's what you would call love at first sight!", Mikayla said with a smile.
" Yeah it's odd but hey if my sister's happy then that's all I care about.", Leo said as he threw his hands up.
THWACK!
" Ow! What was that for Dr. Baucman?!", Leo shrieked in surprise as he rubbed the back of his head and stared at Meghann's uncle who had suddenly walked up behind him and smacked him upside the head.
" That was for showing up at my apartment uninvited! Use your common sense Leo Michael Lemonselly!", Carmine hissed at his niece's best friend.
" Oh come on it's not a big deal! I didn't bother anybody!", Leo shot back.
" No but you could have gotten yourself hurt and that wouldn't have been a good thing for me to have on my conscience! Next time ask me before you do things like that!", Carmine scolded.
" Alright I'm sorry.", Leo said with a shameful sigh.
" Thank you.", Carmine said. But no sooner after he said that is when Brian suddenly screamed while looking over his shoulder behind him at the window, " Holy sh*t Zoey move!" as he shoved her off the bench getting up himself just as the window completely smashed into a million pieces causing everyone to scream in terror in the room. The individual responsible for the shattered window came in holding a machete with a crazed look in her eyes. Everyone gasped in shock when they saw who it was.
" Round two and the end of your lives you witches! This is what you get for murdering my son!", Mrs. Larson shouted in anger as she held the machete up like a baseball bat.
" Oh my god it's Mrs. Larson!", Meghann screamed in terror.
" Fudgeballs that's not good!", Mikayla screamed in terror.
" Oh what fresh hell is this?! How did you get out of federal prison?!", Sheldon shouted in anger as he got up in her face.
" That's none of your business Dr. Cooper! Get out of my face!", Mrs. Larson shouted in anger.
" No get out of here! You're not supposed to be here! Somebody call hospital security and the FBI right now!", Sheldon shouted in anger.
" I'll do it! Security!", Julia screamed out the door into the hallway just as Shayn and Judge Spitzer were running into the room after they heard the window shatter from Shayn's car outside.
" What the hell is going on in here?!", Shayn and Judge Spitzer exclaimed in concern as they stood in the doorway.
" YOU! You started this shit Judge Spitzer! I'm gonna kill you and Nora for this!", Mrs. Larson shouted in anger but as she tried to lunge at him with the machete she was suddenly stopped dead in her tracks when he withdrew his firearm that he was legally allowed to carry for self defense and pointed it directly at her making Shayn gasp in shock.
" Don't you dare come at me with that machete Mrs. Marissa Larson! Are you insane?! This is a hospital and this is not an appropirate place to be threatning someone! You need to leave now! You are not supposed to be here or anywhere except federal prison! How did you get out?!", Judge Spitzer shouted as he contined pointing his gun at her.
" That's none of your business! I just told Dr. Cooper that not even two seconds ago! Back off and leave me alone!", Mrs. Larson shouted in anger as her body shook with rage.
" No you need to leave us alone! We did absolutely nothing to deserve this!", Delaney shouted.
" You just shut your mouth that's a filthy lie! You all murdered my son for no reason and yet I'm the one who ended up getting in trouble! NOT YOU, ME!", Mrs. Larson shouted in anger.
" We didn't do anything! You got in trouble for attacking me with your purse and trying to handcuff Meghann in Judge Spitzer's courtroom right in front of several FBI agents for no reason at all in the first place!", Nora shouted.
" Shut up Nora yes you did murder him! All of you did and that's totally unfair justice if you ask me!", Mrs. Larson shouted in anger.
" WE DIDN'T MURDER HIM! HE WAS SEVERELY SICK AND COULDN'T BE REHIBILITATED! HE WAS BEYOND A THREAT TO SOCIETY! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEAD AND SHUT UP!", Judge Spitzer shouted.
" Why don't you go to hell you psycho a**…!", Mrs. Larson shouted in anger as she continued to come at him but was interrupted by Shayn stepping in grabbing a hold of her in a chokehold before taking her down to the floor. The machete that Mrs. Larson held flew across the floor crash landing against another wall beside Meghann's hospital bed.
" Get the hell off me Shayn! What do you think you're doing?!", Mrs. Larson shouted in anger as she started to jerk around trying to get away from Shayn's grip.
" You need to calm down! Don't you dare attack my boyfriend you crazy federal offender! Do you hear me?!", Shayn shouted in anger as she kept gripping Mrs. Larson.
" What are you talking about and are you flipping kidding me?! You're dating this lunatic?!", Mrs. Larson shouted in anger as she kicked her leg at Judge Spitzer who immediately moved away from her.
" Judge Liam Spitzer is not a lunatic! He's a good person and I love him! I've loved him since the day I met him 5 years ago! You hit him or do anything to him and I'll knock you out! That's a promise!", Shayn shouted in anger.
" I'll knock you out first if you don't let go of me!", Mrs. Larson shouted in anger.
" You attack my girlfriend and I'll sentence you to death as well! What do you say to that?!", Judge Spitzer shouted.
" I say that ain't happening! No way no how!", Mrs. Larson shouted in anger.
" Excuse me but that is an absolutely improper use of language! That word doesn't exist!", Sheldon shouted at her.
" Shut your piehole Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper or I'm gonna…!", Mrs. Larson shouted in anger but before she could do anything a team of doctors, nurses, several hospital security guards and several FBI agents including Mikayla's father Federal Agent Beck Rexton suddenly ran into the room to descalate the situation.
" Freeze! Nobody move! Everybody just calm down now!", one of the security guards shouted as he had his firearm withdrawn.
" It's alright you guys we got it from here! Thank you!", one of the FBI agents said as he held his hands up signaling that the security can leave the room. Once the security guards left leaving just everyone else in the room with the doctors, nurses, FBI agents and Mrs. Larson she shouted in anger, " Go away and leave me alone you jerks!"
" No you're done here Mrs. Larson! Shayn get up, let go we got her!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted as he stepped over in between the two women making Shayn release her grip on Mrs. Larson before she stood up. Federal Agent Rexton and another agent then stood Mrs. Larson up on her feet but as they tried to restrain her with handcuffs she started to scream and kick like a little girl jerking her body every which way she could think of to try to get away.
" Get your paws off me right now you idiots before I spit and kick you in the face!", Mrs. Larson shouted in anger as her wrists were being slapped with handcuffs behind her back.
" You are just a fiesty little firecracker aren't you?!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted at her as he took out his keys and started double locking the handcuffs around her wrists.
" Oh I'd like to turn you into a firecracker in a minute Federal Agent Rexton because this is just crap!", Mrs. Larson shouted in anger as she jerked her body causing the handcuffs to rattle slightly behind her back.
" No you're being a bunch of crap you crazy lady! Stop yelling at my dad or I'm gonna punch your lights out! He has nothing to do with your problems!", Mikayla shouted.
" Ok Mikayla that's enough, I don't need you getting involved in this! This is a very dangerous situation! We will talk more about this later at home with your mother and your brother!", Federal Agent Rexton scolded his daughter.
" Wait, what?! This little bi*ch is your daughter?!", Mrs. Larson shouted in anger over her shoulder at Mikayla's father.
" Yes she is my daughter and I don't appreciate you insulting her right now! You dare try to attack her too and you'll find yourself in federal prison longer or worse, buried 6 feet underground!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted.
" You ain't touching me with a 10 foot pole! Get these handcuffs off me and leave me alone! You idiots are all really adding fuel to the fire with this ridiculous treatment of me!", Mrs. Larson shouted in anger as she kept trying to break free.
" We're not doing anything and haven't done anything Mrs. Larson! The only person adding anything to the fire is you! You're going completely gonzo psycho over something that never happened in the first place! This is what happens when you act like a crazy person and it's nobody else's fault but your own! You were the one that wouldn't shut up!", Leo shouted.
" Can it Leo Lemonselly! Get your hands off me!", Mrs. Larson shouted in anger at Leo and then the federal agents who were still gripping her arms.
" Federal Agent Rexton can you please get her out of here! She's stressing me out now!", Meghann shouted as she threw her head back into the pillow gritting her teeth.
" Yes of course Meghann! Alright let's go Larson! Back to the hole!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted as he roughly started marching out of the room with the other agents following him.
" Thank you dad!", Mikayla called out to her father as he left.
" No problem Mikayla, please behave yourself! I love you!", Federal Agent Rexton called back.
" Ok I will and love you too!", Mikayla called back.
" This still isn't over yet you idiots! You just wait, I'll be back again when you least expect it!", Mrs. Larson shouted in anger over her shoulder as she was being dragged towards the hospital elevator by the feds. One of the agents was carrying the discarded machete in an evidence bag after he picked it up from the floor in Meghann's hospital room.
" No she will not!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted as they all stepped into the elevator before the doors shut.
" Ok… I don't understand what just happened! What was that about?!", Zoey asked in concern as she stood next to Brian.
" It's a very complicated story to tell you Zoey. I'll explain it some other time but not now.", Brian said.
" Ok fair enough.", Zoey said.
" Well I say that was just pure insanity! That woman clearly has a psychological problem! She's worse than me!", Carmine interjected.
" Yeah we know that. Thanks for the input Uncle Carmine.", Meghann said as she rolled her eyes.
" Is everything ok in here?", one of the doctors asked. Everyone said that everything was fine and the hospital staff then cleared out of the room. A nurse paged for maintenance to come replace the window that Mrs. Larson smashed with the machete and hours later after visiting hours ended everybody else went home except for Sheldon who surprisingly decided to stay the night with Meghann in the hospital even though it was the last place that he ever wanted to stay at due to his germophobia. Meghann stayed in the hospital for the next two days before she was discharged and was allowed to go home. She surprisingly recovered very quickly from her Pars fracture with no other serious complications and was able to return to work much to her delight. Mrs. Larson had unfortunately tried to escape again during this time and almost ran Meghann completely off the road as Meghann was chasing a tornado with her car. She was so freaked out about the incident that she told the feds to do whatever it took to keep Mrs. Larson from escaping ever again to which they responded by shoving Mrs. Larson into a 100% escape-proof prison cell at the FBI headquarters before Federal Agent Rexton decided that he would drive Meghann home after she explained to her boss what happened. Her family then spent the rest of the day trying to calm her down which eventually worked. Meghann then went back out to chase another tornado to make up for the distraction the next day despite the little bit of fear she still had inside that Mrs. Larson caused. Then later that day after her and Sheldon were both done working they decided to walk around the city with their friends for a few. As they were walking together on the sidewalk talking to each other they suddenly started talking about the same Superman/Lois Lane topic that Sheldon used to talk about with his former friends many years ago when he still lived in Pasadena, California.
" Wait, what?! Are you kidding me Dr. Cooper?! So you're basically saying that if Superman really loved Lois Lane that much he'd let her hit the pavement?!", Meghann asked with a slight laugh as she shook her head while rolling her eyes at her roommate/boyfriend.
" Precisely in theory Meghann that's what I think. Miss Lane is essentially falling to an uncertain doom accelerating at an approximate rate of 32ft. per second per second! Superman who's swooping in to save her reaches out two arms of steel at the same time that Miss Lane is now falling at 120 miles per hour making her hit them slicing her into three equal pieces!", Sheldon said in somewhat of a Know-It-All voice as he was walking beside Meghann and their friends.
" Well what if he were to just match her speed and decelerate at the same rate she's falling at?", Julia asked as she tossed her hair over her shoulder.
" That's scientifically impossible Julia, there's no space left! She's 2 feet above the ground!", Sheldon interjected.
" That's just sick man!", Leo said as he busted out laughing.
" Well that's completely your entitled opinion Leo! It's ok if you don't understand it!", Sheldon interjected.
" That's very interesting commentary I never thought of that, well until I watched the movie.", Mikayla said.
" You watched the Superman movie Mikayla?!", Nora asked in shock.
" Yeah me and my brother Tyler both did Nora! It was great! We ended up watching it like 14 times in a row which of course ended up annoying our parents to kingdom come!", Mikayla laughed.
" You and your brother really annoyed your parents with that?!", Ace laughed.
" Yes we did Ace especially our dad! After watching Superman for the 14th time he started screaming at us saying that if we didn't shut it off he was going to smash the tv with a mallet and force the two of us to sit back to back in metal folding chairs restrained to them with handcuffs until the next day!", Mikayla laughed.
" That's insane Mikayla! Why would your dad say that to you and your brother Tyler?!", Kayla laughed.
" I don't know, ask him Kayla! He'll probably tell you that he said that because he was stressed out or something!", Mikayla laughed.
" Well that would most certainly make logical sense considering the fact that your father's a federal agent.", Sheldon said as he narrowed his eyes at his friend.
" Well duh Dr. Cooper!", Mikayla laughed but the second those words left her mouth was when her phone vibrated in her pocket indicating that she got a text message. She pulled out her phone to see who texted her and saw that the message was from her father.
Don't say things like that to your friends Mikayla! That's not appropriate!
Mikayla then rolled her eyes and texted:
Dad you're at work right now! How did you hear that?!
The response back was:
I can hear you through the wiretap attached to your hip underneath your shirt! Don't act like you never knew that!
Mikayla then answered with:
Of course, should have seen that coming! Why do I have to constantly wear this thing everywhere I go though?!
Her father answered back with:
Mikayla Bindi Rexton the whole purpose of wearing this thing is so that me and the other agents at the headquarters can listen in on what's going on around you in case of emergencies! I did the same thing with your brother Tyler, he's got one too!
Mikayla wanted to argue back but decided not to fearing that she would probably get in federal trouble and end up sitting in the cell in her father's office if she said anything else.
" Who texted you?", Delaney asked.
" My dad but it's nothing Delaney. Let's just keep walking you guys.", Mikayla said as she put her phone away.
" Actually I got a better idea! Why don't we just listen to this!", Julia exclaimed as she took her cell phone out and started blasting the song Teach Me How to Dougie performed by Cali Swag District. As she started dancing like an idiot down the sidewalk her friends all began to stare at her.
" Really Julia McPherson?! Teach Me How to Dougie?!", Sheldon interjected as he shook his head rolling his eyes at her.
" Yeah why the hell not Dr. Sheldon Cooper, this song's dope!", Julia shot back as she started laughing and continued to dance like an idiot down the sidewalk causing more people to stare at her as they were walking every which way through the city.
" Ok… again as I've said a million times before since we met, you are seriously the weirdest friend I've ever had in my life!", Sheldon interjected.
" Same to you dude! You're the weirdest friend I've ever had in my life too!", Julia laughed as she suddenly bumped her butt as a joke into Sheldon's hip which startled him a bit.
" Oh you're going to get it for that Bennie and The Jets!", Sheldon interjected as he stared at his friend.
" Oh yeah well catch me if you can DC Flash!", Julia laughed as she started running away down the sidewalk.
" Oh I'll catch you alright, come here spazzy!", Sheldon interjected as he started to chase Julia down the sidewalk as she continued blasting the Teach Me How to Dougie from her phone.
" Really?! Jules, Dr. Cooper, come back here! Come on you guys this is so not cool!", Meghann interjected as she let out a laugh and chased after her roommate/boyfriend and their friend.
" Hey wait up yo! Don't leave us behind!", Leo laughed as he followed after his best friend.
" Leo get your shellback ass back here!", Nora interjected as she ran after him.
" Oh just shut up Nora and come on!", Leo laughed as he continued running down the sidewalk.
" You don't have to tell me twice! Get the f*ck out of my way! Come on bestie let's blaze it!", Nora laughed as she picked up pace pulling Ace with her.
" Oh yeah that's what I'm talking about girl! Wooooooah!", Ace laughed as she started running too. Delaney, Kayla and Mikayla just shrugged their shoulders staring at each other before they joined in with their friends.
" Oh yeah what up New York City bitches?! You ain't f*cking with our dougie!", Julia laughed as she continued running away from Sheldon with the music still playing from her phone.
" Julia just shut the hell up! That's totally obnoxious!", Sheldon interjected at her as he suddenly found himself letting out gaspy laughs while he was still chasing after Julia.
" Oh god I really hope my dad's not seeing this on the street cams right now! This is so stupid!", Mikayla laughed as she was running behind her friends.
" So what if he is Mikayla! We're just a bunch of friends having fun with each other! Stupid, harmless fun!", Meghann laughed as she continued running.
" I thought you said this wasn't cool Meghann?!", Leo laughed as he was running beside her.
' Yeah well I lied Leo! This is awesome! Turn that shit up Julia, all the way up!", Meghann laughed.
" Ok you asked for it Meghann! Here it comes!", Julia laughed as she turned the volume up as high as it would go and plugged her phone into a small speaker clipped to her belt on her hip which boomed out the song bass even more as it echoed through the streets of New York City.
" Yeah my homies dat's what's shakin'!", Julia laughed.
" World's collide baby!", Meghann laughed as she picked up her pace and ran past Sheldon.
" That's not funny kitten!", Sheldon interjected.
" Oh just shut up and come here!", Meghann laughed as she kissed him before she continued running.
" Godd*mn you woman you got my subatomic particles going again!", Sheldon interjected as he continued running.
" Yeah well mine are already going Dr. Cooper so what are you going to do about it?!", Meghann laughed.
" Oh I'll show you what I'm going to do! Incoming!', Sheldon interjected as he ran up behind Meghann and lifted her up into his arms making her shriek with glee as he started kissing her. Their friends stopped running and stood there staring at the two of them. The song that started playing this time on Julia's phone was Ed Sheeran's Afterglow.
" I f*cking love you Dr. Cooper!", Meghann laughed as she was kissing him back.
" I love you too Meghann.", Sheldon said with a smile as he continued kissing her. He kissed her lips, her face and even her neck passionately as he gently held her in his arms with the sun shining brightly in the clear blue sky above them.
' I swear this woman gets prettier every day I see her. She is so beautiful just like this Ed Sheeran Afterglow song. I can most certainly see why Journey loved her so much when he was dating her before he moved away forcing him to break up with her. She certainly beats the likes of Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler in every possible way in terms of being a better girlfriend. Hell this woman's a way better girlfriend to me than Amy was! With Amy it was always a 1, 2, out the door type of relationship between us but with this majority teenage woman our relationship is more like a constant of solitude.', Sheldon thought in his head as he continued kissing his roommate/girlfriend Meghann with the Ed Sheeran love song still playing from his friend Julia's phone. They all continued walking together down the sidewalk after the song ended but no sooner after that was when something happened that they weren't expecting. Another 19 year old girl that was walking in their direction coming from the opposite way with her group of friends suddenly purposely bumped her shoulder against Meghann's spilling her iced coffee all over the front of Meghann's shirt snidely saying, " Watch where you're going you klutz and thanks for holding my coffee!" before she continued walking away laughing her butt off with her friends as they were snapping pictures with their phones. Meghann immediately spun around on her heel with her friends and her roommate/boyfriend doing the same as she shouted angrily, " You are such a jerk Aryel Gwendena Ashbrook! What do you think this is, huh?! High School?! It's not funny anymore! You're gonna pay for that!"
" Yeah right whatever! I'm not paying for anything, loser! Just go dork it up with your dorky friends and whoever that weirdo is next to you!", Aryel laughed pointing at the others and Sheldon as she continued walking away with her friends who were still howling with laughter as well.
" How many times do I have to tell you that my friends and I are not dorks Aryel and FYI the guy you're talking about is my roommate/boyfriend Dr. Cooper! Seriously what is wrong with you?! You enjoy being a bully that much?!", Meghann angrily shouted but Aryel said absolutely nothing to that and just kept walking away laughing with her friends.
" Oh yeah sure walk away and laugh it up you gargantuan buffoon! See if I care!", Meghann angrily shouted before she let out a loud, angry groan and stormed ahead of her friends and roommate/boyfriend as they began to follow her.
" Well that was completely rude and uncalled for!", Mikayla shrieked in shock.
" Yes I most certainly agree with that! That was just obnoxious! Do you guys know her?!", Sheldon interjected as he pointed behind him in Aryel's direction.
" Yeah unfortunately we do Dr. Cooper. Her name's Aryel Ashbrook and she's the meanest girl we've ever met. Meghann, Leo, Delaney, Kayla, Nora and I went to school with her and her friends for years and they picked on us every day for no reason. No matter how many times we tried to avoid them in the hallways they still kept beating us up and humiliating us in front of everyone. Like there was this one time when were walking down the hallway to get to our next class and Aryel along with two of her popular friends came up behind us tripping us with their feet making our things go flying everywhere and then they grabbed a hold of Leo, kicked him in the face and stuffed him in a locker locking him in there with a combination lock causing everybody to laugh at us taking videos of the whole thing with their phones and posting them all over social media. They all called Meghann, Delaney, Kayla, Nora and I dorky muchachas and they called Leo a dorky muchacho.", Julia said in frustration as she shook her head.
" Well good Lord that's just the most ridiculous and meanest thing I've ever heard!", Sheldon interjected.
" Yeah well what can we do. Absolutely nothing.", Nora said in frustration.
" Now hold on wait a minute, have y'all tried to get back at her?! Perhaps more along the lines of giving her a taste of her own medicine?!", Sheldon interjected as he stopped walking causing the others to stop as well.
" We have tried several times in the past but she still keeps messing with us.", Kayla said in frustration.
" Interesting… very interesting.", Sheldon said as he then began to let his mind think.
" I got it… oh this is good.", Sheldon said as a smug evil-like smirk began to emerge across his face causing Meghann to stare at him with a look of suspicion saying, " Your face looks suspiciously to that of an evil supervillain right now. What are you doing Dr. Cooper?"
" Trust me Meghann that's information confidential to me at the moment. You know what why don't we all just go home now.", Sheldon said with that same smirk on his face as he started walking back in direction of home.
" Ook… whatever you say.", Meghann said as she started following him with the others following as well.
" I think he's gonna do something to Aryel, I can see it in his face.", Leo whispered very quietly in Meghann's ear.
" I think you're right.", Meghann whispered back as she nodded her head. Shortly after arriving home Sheldon then went on his laptop and went to Facebook where he immediately saw Aryel's recent post about her dumping her iced coffee on Meghann. He also saw that she made fun of him in the post as well. Her status said:
Hey everyone check this out! Dumped my coffee on dorkapoloza today on a city walk with my homies! She was hanging with her dorky friends and some geek named Dr. Cooper! What losers! Lol! ? ゚ᄂᆪ?
" Oh y'all have tangled with the wrong bull now Aryel Ashbrook! Now y'all are going to get the horns for making fun of me, my roommate/girlfriend and our friends! Question is just what kind of trouble can I stir up here?!", Sheldon hissed under his breath.
" Try going to her Facebook profile Dr. Cooper. Maybe she's got something embarrassing to hide.", Meghann said while laying on her bed looking up at the ceiling.
" Of course, why didn't I think of that kitten. Thank you for the suggestion.", Sheldon said as he went directly into Aryel's profile to search for anything useful. He eventually found something very useful to his advantage in her saved photos and videos. It was a video taken of Aryel by her younger sister Jessie at their cousin's farm which showed Aryel trying to act like a daredevil by walking along the top of a fence to a chicken pen showing off a series of poses before she unfortunately lost her balance and in an embarrassing twist of events fell head first into the chicken pen screaming her head off as the chickens started going nuts, jumping on top of her while flapping their wings and clucking loudly as if they were in a cock fight with each other.
" Having fun there Chicken Face Aryel?!", Jessie laughed from behind the camera lens.
" Jessie I'm going to make you eat that phone if you don't shut up! This is not funny! Get these chickens off me!", Aryel screamed as her sister continued filming the hilarious incident while laughing her head off.
" And I believe I just found my source of blackmail! Oh this gonna be good y'all!", Sheldon laughed as he downloaded the video saving it to his profile. He then decided to message Aryel on Facebook by attaching the video saying:
Greetings Aryel Ashbrook or as I should say Chicken Face Aryel! This is Dr. Cooper, Meghann's roommate/boyfriend speaking to you! ? ゚リツ?
Aryel immediately messaged back with:
Dr. Cooper you little prick! How did you get that video?! Did you hack me?! ?
Sheldon replied back with:
That's none of your business to know how I got it! I just thought I would show you this before I distribute it all over cyberspace so I can see the look on your stupid face! ? ゚リツ?
Aryel said:
Oh HELL no! You are so not posting that! You post that all over the web and everyone is going to call me Chicken Face Aryel! I'll never be able to show my face in public ever again! ? ゚リᄀ? ゚リᄀ?
Sheldon said:
Alright I won't post it… if you leave my roommate/girlfriend Meghann and our friends alone as well as take down that so called ' dorkapoloza' status on your profile!
Aryel said:
Fat chance of that happening you idiot! You're nuts! ? ゚ᄂᆪ? ゚リニ
Sheldon said:
Fine then, embrace the Chicken Face name because you're going viral this very minute! ? ゚リツ?
Aryel said:
Don't you da…! ?
Whoosh!
Sheldon said:
Ha! Video posted! Eat that bitch! ? ゚リツ?
Aryel said:
That's it! I'm so coming over to your house to kick your butt! I'm going kick your can so hard Dr. Cooper! You hear me you fucking asshole?! ? ゚リᄀ? ゚リᄀ
Sheldon said:
Oh I hear you alright but I don't see you doing a thing about it! ? ゚ᄂᆪ?
Aryel said:
Oh just you wait and see! I know where Meghann lives so it won't take me long to find you if you're living with her so I can beat you up for cyber bullying me! ? ゚リᄀ? ゚リᄀ
Sheldon said:
Ha, beat me up! Oh puhlease, you couldn't hurt anyone! ? ゚リツ?
Sheldon then ended the conversation and shut his laptop with the biggest evil-like smirk on his face ever. Phase one of his revenge was going so well to plan that he decided to deploy Phase two.
" I'll be back in a moment Meghann.", Sheldon said with the same smirk on his face.
" Where are you going Dr. Cooper?", Meghann asked as she sat up on her bed.
" You'll find out in a moment.", Sheldon said as he walked out and down the stairs. He was wearing his shoes, wristwatch, khakis and his Green Lantern shirt underneath his tan colored windbreaker. As he quietly slipped into the kitchen where Cali was just sitting on the windowsil cleaning herself like any normal cat would do Sheldon quietly opened the fridge and grabbed the carton of eggs before he quietly slipped out the back door into the backyard and instead of grabbing the ladder out of the garage he decided to drag the trampoline up to the backside wall of the house and with no hesitation climbed up onto the trampoline with the carton of eggs and with careful precision launched himself into the air onto the roof. His back hit the roof with a thud which immediately caught the attention of Mrs. Brissette who was in the basement with her husband watching a movie on the tv down there.
" Brad did you hear that? What was that noise?", Mrs. Brissette asked as she looked up at the basement ceiling while sitting on the couch next to her husband.
" I don't know Linda, maybe it was the wind knocking a tree branch against the house.", Mr. Brissette said as he crossed his leg up over his knee while sitting next to his wife on the very same couch.
" Oh ok.", Mrs. Brissette said as she shrugged her shoulders and continued watching the movie. Meghann heard it too but decided to ignore it while Brian on the other hand didn't hear any of this because he was in his room with a gamer headset on his head playing some shooter game that the virtual guns completely drowned out the noise.
Roof…
" Ow. Ok I'm never doing this again, that hurt.", Sheldon quietly hissed gritting his teeth together as he picked up the carton of eggs he carried up there with him and looked at them after opening the carton. The song See You Again by Miley Cyrus was playing in the background.
" Oh thank God I didn't break these.", Sheldon quietly said to himself as he turned over on his stomach carefully peering over the top of the roof into the front yard as if he was a spy.
" Alright where are you at you little bi*ch?", Sheldon quietly said with an evil-like smirk on his face as he waited for Aryel to show up. The moment he saw her storming down the street towards the house in a blind hot rage Sheldon quietly said to himself, " Perfect, right on cue!" before he deployed the first egg which cracked in the street right in front of her feet startling her as she stopped dead in her tracks.
" What the hell?!", Aryel shouted as she took another step forward only to be stopped again by another egg crash landing at her feet.
" Ok you think this is funny because I… ow!', Aryel shouted and then screamed when another egg came flying at her but instead of it landing at her feet it hit her in the face exploding the yok, egg white and egg shell all over her eyes and nose.
" Yes! Ha ha! Eat that Chicken Face, bwok bwok!", Sheldon laughed as he stood up on his knees on the roof imitating the sound of a chicken which immediately infuriated Aryel very much.
" Ugh Dr. Cooper you are so dead for this!", Aryel shouted in anger as she suddenly ran home crying to her parents. Sheldon then suck back into the house and after returning the eggs to the fridge he ran upstairs and into his and Meghann's room laughing his butt off in really hard gaspy laughs.
" Oh Lord I really got that girl good now! Score one for Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper!", Sheldon laughed as he fell on his bed hammering his fist into his knee.
" Dude what are you talking about?! What did you do to Aryel?!", Meghann exclaimed as she sat up staring at her roommate/boyfriend who was really hamming it up.
" I posted an embarrassing video of her all over the internet which made her so mad that she stormed over here and I threw a few eggs at her from the roof!", Sheldon laughed.
" Wait that thud I heard was from you on the roof?!", Meghann exclaimed in shock.
" Yes that's correct Meghann, that was me and one of the eggs hit Aryel right in the face!", Sheldon laughed.
" That's insane Dr. Cooper! What happened after that?!", Meghann exclaimed as she started laughing.
" Well first she shouted, " Ugh Dr. Cooper you are so dead for this!" and then she ran home crying to her parents! Oh I just love sweet revenge!", Sheldon laughed as he kept pounding his fist on his knee.
Rexton household…
Beep beep!
" Rexton speaking.", Federal Agent Rexton said as he picked up the two way handheld radio that was sitting on the side table next to the couch.
" Um Beck you might want to go over to the Brissette residence right now.", one of the agents at the FBI headquarters said over the radio.
" Ok and can I ask why would I want to do that?", Federal Agent Rexton asked his partner.
" Because we just received an incoming complaint from the concerned parents of Aryel Ashbrook. Apparently they said that Dr. Cooper just cyberbullied their daughter on the internet and assualted her in the face with an egg.", the other agent said in a serious tone.
" Are you flipping kidding me right now?! Dr. Cooper?! Really?!", Federal Agent Rexton interjected as he rolled his eyes.
" Um excuse me but if I was kidding would I be beeping you right now and telling you this?!", the agent interjected.
" Probably not. Alright I guess I'll go over there.", Federal Agent Rexton said as he got up off the couch and set the radio down.
" Copy that.", the agent said before the radio went silent. But just as Federal Agent Rexton was about to walk out the door his wife suddenly came in from the kitchen and asked, " Beck where are you going?"
" I'm going over to the Brissettes house Wanda.", Federal Agent Rexton said to his wife as he grabbed his truck keys out of the bowl.
" Ok and why?", Mrs. Rexton asked as she stared at her husband. The two dogs Ringo and Zeus were walking around her legs slightly brushing against her chewing on dog bones while Snickers the cat was climbing on cat shelves that were resting on one of the walls.
" Because apparently Dr. Cooper thought it would be funny to cyberbully Aryel Ashbrook on the internet and assualt her in the face with an egg.", Federal Agent Rexton said in a serious tone as he shook his head.
" Oh Lord have mercy, you got to be kidding me! Of all the dumb things to do in this world, this is what a 36 year old genius theoretical physicist decides to do?! Act like he's a teenage rebel?!", Mrs. Rexton interjected as she rolled her eyes.
" Apparently so honey, I'll be right back.", Federal Agent Rexton said as he kissed his wife but as he was getting ready to leave his son walked in the room and asked, " Wait, what's going on here?"
" Tyler your father's going to straighten out one of your sister's friends.", Mrs. Rexton said.
" Well which one?", Tyler asked.
" Your sister Mikayla's theoretical physicist friend.", Mrs. Rexton said.
" Are you talking about Dr. Cooper?! What did he do?!", Tyler asked in shock.
" I'll explain it when I get back Tyler. Go get your sister for a moment.", Federal Agent Rexton scolded as he stood with his back to the screen door.
" Ok sure dad.", Tyler said as he walked down the hallway and stood at the foot of the stairs shouting, " Mikayla! Dad wants you for a second!" over the booming bass of I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas coming from his sister's bedroom behind the closed door.
" What?! What is it and Dad where are you going?!", Mikayla interjected as she came down from her room after pausing the song and saw her father getting ready to walk out the front door.
" Mikayla your friend Dr. Cooper is in a lot of trouble right now.", Federal Agent Rexton said in a serious tone as he looked at his daughter.
" What do you mean by he's in trouble?! What did he do?!", Mikayla exclaimed in shock.
" I'll explain when I get back. Just sit on the couch.", Federal Agent Rexton said in a serious tone as he pointed his finger at the couch before he walked out the door shutting it behind him.
" Ook whatever you say Dad!", Mikayla nonchalantly said as she threw her hands up and sat on the couch.
" Mikayla Bindi Rexton don't talk to your father like that! That's disrespectful!", Mrs. Rexton scolded her daughter as she crossed her arms in front of her.
" Oh come on, Mom!", Mikayla shot back.
Brissette household…
Knock knock!
" Hi Mrs. Linda Brissette.", Federal Agent Rexton said in a serious tone as he stood on the Brissettes front porch with his arms crossed when Mrs. Brissette answered the door and asked, " Federal Agent Rexton what are you doing here?"
To be continued…
