Chapter 17
Bleep! Bleep! Bleep! Bleep! Bleep!
" Nurse?! Any change in levels?!", one of the doctors shouted as him and several other doctors and nurses were poking, prodding and working furiously to get Meghann's vital signs back up. They were starting to drop fast which was very concerning to them.
" No doctor! Oxygen level's at 40% and dropping fast! Blood pressure's really low and the heart rate is very high!", a nurse shouted.
" Damn what is wrong with this girl! I've never seen anything like this before! This is nuts!", the doctor shouted as he then started shouting out orders at his colleagues but then Nora shouted with tears in her eyes, " Um hello you idiots I just told you what the problem is and NOBODY IS LISTENING TO ME! Meghann is suffering from a toxic shock! Point blank period! She probably still has a tampon stuck in her and that's what's causing it! Get it out of her now! What the hell are you idiots doing?!"
" Ma'am you need to calm down now! You screaming at us is not helping the situation! We are doing the best we can to save her! We know what we're doing!", the doctor shouted back at her.
" No you clearly don't! My friend and neighbor is DYING! If you guys don't do something about it right now I'm gonna go f*cking crazy all over this hospital!", Nora shouted in anger as she was about to lash out at the doctor but was held back by her parents.
" Nora Savannah Beasely you need to chill out! Attacking the doctor is not going to make the situation any better! You're just making things worse for your friend! Calm down!", Mr. Beasely scolded his eldest daughter.
" I would Dad but he's not listening to me! He's not listening to a thing I'm saying! And if he continues to ignore me I'm gonna end up losing my friend and I don't want that to happen!", Nora shouted in anger as she shoved her mother and father away.
" Alright fine if you're going to stick to this ridiculous story I'll listen to what you're saying! Now just calm down!", the doctor shouted.
" Yes thank you doctor! That's all I wanted was to be heard and to know that my opinion matters!", Nora shouted. The doctor then started ordering his colleagues to search around Meghann's body for the source of the toxins and when they did one of the nurses discovered the tampon that was still stuck inside of Meghann. She removed it and saw that the cotton padding of it was now very dark in color and looked almost black which made them now suspect that the tampon had indeed been the source of the toxins because almost immediately after the removal Meghann's vitals began to stabilize somewhat but they were nowhere near out of the woods yet. She was then given a whole bunch of IV fluids and very powerful antibiotics before she was then put into a medically induced coma to help her organs heal from the horrendous toxin attack on her body. It was during this time that Leo suddenly started to blame himself for the state that his best friend was in.
" Stupid stupid stupid! This is all my fault!", Leo screamed as he started slapping himself in the head.
" What are you talking about bro?! No it's not!", Shayn screamed as she gently grabbed her brother's wrists to keep him from hurting himself.
" Yes it is! I knew from the very beginning that Meghann was on her period but yet I still invited her over to swim at our house! If I hadn't done that none of this would have happened in the first place! I'm such a dummy! I almost killed my best friend! How could I do that to her?!", Leo screamed as he shoved his sister away and started to cry.
" Leo Michael get a hold of yourself! Stop it! It is not your fault! Meghann's the one that accidentally did this to herself! You have nothing to do with this!", Shayn shouted as she gripped Leo's shoulders and started shaking him.
" No Shayn you don't understand! It has everything to do with me! If I hadn't invited her over in the first place she would have been fine! She wouldn't be laying here in the hospital in a medical coma fighting for her life! I did this! I'm such an idiot!", Leo cried as he pointed at himself.
" Leo listen to me, YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! STOP PUTTING THE BLAME ON YOURSELF!", Shayn shouted.
" Believe whatever you want Shayn Samantha but I know it's my fault!", Leo cried. He was crying so much that it was making him go a bit stir crazy and start pacing the floor to which began to annoy his sister and their parents as well as everyone else around them.
" Ok you know what Leo you need calm down! Come here!", Judge Spitzer scolded as he started walking towards Leo with a set of handcuffs that he was allowed to carry on his person.
" What?! No, what are you… ow!", Leo screamed as he tried to pull away only to get slapped on the wrist with one cuff while Judge Spitzer locked the other one around his wrist before he dragged Leo over to the chairs forcing him to sit down next to him.
" Ow! What the heck is this?!", Leo screamed as he tried to get up out of the chair but to no avail.
" This is a citizen's detainment! Now sit down and shut up!", Judge Spitzer scolded.
" Seriously man?! You're gonna do this to me while my best friend is in the ICU fighting for her life?!", Leo shot back.
" Yes because you're getting too worked up and none of us want to hear it right now! So you're going to sit here with me for a while until you calm down!", Judge Spitzer scolded.
" Alright fine but this sucks!", Leo hissed.
" Well that's your own fault for that! How many times did your sister tell you to calm down and to stop blaming yourself for what's going on with Meghann?!", Judge Spitzer scolded.
" I don't know! I wasn't paying attention!", Leo hissed.
" Well I was and she told you that about 3 times but yet you still weren't listening! So you know what you're going to listen to me and I don't care how long it takes you but you are not leaving this spot until you're calm! You got that?!", Judge Spitzer scolded.
" Yes.", Leo hissed under his breath.
" Alright, now sit there and shut up because if you don't I'm going to make you spend the night in one of the jail cells at my courthouse!", Judge Spitzer scolded which immediately prompted Leo to shut his mouth and not say anything else because he didn't want to end up spending the night in jail. Instead he just sat there and pulled his phone out and started looking at a whole bunch of pictures and videos that him and his friends had taken together with Meghann. The way that Meghann looked so lively in these precious moments captured in the screen made Leo start crying again because he wasn't sure if he was ever going to see his best friend alive again. The thought of possibly losing her scared him to death and he didn't know what he would ever do with his life if he didn't have his partner in crime with him anymore. He was so lost in thought that he didn't notice that his girlfriend and the rest of their friends began to crowd around him. All of them and surprisingly even Sheldon started to silently pray that Meghann would recover from her toxic shock attack. The next several hours go by with no updates and when visiting hours came to a close Sheldon surprisingly told everybody that he was going to stay with Meghann so that the rest of them could all go home and get some sleep. He told them that he would keep them posted about Meghann's condition and that they could come back and forth as many times as they want to see her. This went on for the next two weeks with Meghann being in the coma but then one morning when Sheldon woke up in the recliner chair next to Meghann's hospital bed he saw something that made a smile start spreading across his face. He saw Meghann's eyes start to flutter open and her turning her head to look up at him. She still couldn't talk yet because the ventilator was still in her throat but Sheldon knew that she was awake and had come out of her coma.
" Hey! She's awake!", Sheldon exclaimed out the door into the hallway which caught the attention of a few doctors and nurses on the floor to come rushing into the room and remove Meghann's ventilator tube. As it came out Meghann let out a loud gasp before she started breathing on her own.
" Hi Dr. Cooper.", Meghann softly said as a smile started spreading across her face.
" Well hello. Are you alright kitten?", Sheldon asked as he continued smiling at her.
" Yeah I'm fine, thanks for asking.", Meghann softly said.
" Godd*mn it I missed you!", Sheldon interjected as he leaned over and kissed her.
" I missed you too!", Meghann said as she started to laugh and kiss him back. They stayed like that for a few minutes before Sheldon took his phone and called the house phone.
" Hello?", Mrs. Brissette answered the phone.
" You are not going to believe this! Meghann just woke up! She's out of her coma!", Sheldon exclaimed into the phone.
" What?! Are you serious Dr. Cooper?!", Mrs. Brissette exclaimed in complete shock. She sounded like she was about to cry tears of joy.
" Yes Mrs. Brissette! Get down here now, all of y'all! Meghann is awake and alive!", Sheldon exclaimed.
" Oh my god! Ok we'll be there as soon as we can! See you there, bye!", Mrs. Brissette exclaimed as she tried to hold back the happy tears that were trying to come down her face.
" Goodbye!", Sheldon exclaimed before he hung up the phone.
" Brad, Brian, get in here! Dr. Cooper just called me and said that Meghann just woke up out of her coma! She's alive!", Mrs. Brissette exclaimed.
" Are you serious?!", Mr. Brissette exclaimed in shock at his wife when he came running into the kitchen with their son Brian at his heels.
" Yes! He wants all of us to come down to the hospital to see her!", Mrs. Brissette exclaimed.
" Oh thank God!", Mr. Brissette exclaimed as he just grabbed his wife and the two of them embraced each other crying happy tears.
" Yes!", Brian exclaimed as he threw his head back up to the ceiling crying happy tears as well. In that moment he knew that his sister was coming home. Once the word got around that Meghann was ok everybody all drove back up to the hospital and raced up to the 3rd floor. When they ran into Meghann's ICU room they saw her sitting up in the bed looking much better than she did when she was first admitted. Everything else that she had been hooked up to was gone and all that she had hooked up to her now was an IV line and pulse reader. She smiled when she saw everyone's faces.
" Hi everybody!", Meghann said as she waved her hand with Sheldon sitting in the chair next to her bed smiling as well. In an instant her parents just grabbed her and started attacking her head and face with kisses, both of them crying tears of joy with everyone else doing the same. Leo, Julia, Kayla, Delaney, Nora, Ace and Mikayla just suddenly ran back out into the hallway jumping up and down screaming with excitement as they hugged each other. Judge Spitzer started scolding them telling them to calm down but then Shayn told him to just let it go for the moment and just let them have their fun to which he reluctantly did and the two them decided to make out with each other instead. Brian suddenly smacked Meghann on the arm causing her to scream, " Ow! Brian what was that for?!" as she jerked her arm away being careful not to rip the IV out.
" That was for scaring the hell out of us Meghann! Don't ever do anything like that ever again!", Brian shrieked as he threw his arms around her.
" You a**hole!", Meghann laughed. She was then discharged shortly later that day and decided to spend the night at Leo's house while unknown to the rest of them Sheldon suddenly found himself working on his laptop and his whiteboard all night and all morning the next day due to the fact that he thought he discovered some kind of scientific breakthrough and when he finally took a break, he tried to act like everything was fine but it suddenly became clear that everything wasn't when he went to go feed Cali like he always did everyday while Meghann was sitting on the couch in the living room watching tv after she came back home from Leo's, Brian being at his girlfriend's house, Mr. Brissette out in the garage and Mrs. Brissette doing the laundry in the laundry room. As Sheldon reached up to open the cabinet where the cat food was and Cali jumped up on the counter to wait for her food, his hand was suddenly hit by something hard and heavy that fell off the top of the fridge onto the counter which spooked Cali to the point where she let out a kitty screech as she skidded off the counter, darting herself under the kitchen table. It was a metal canister of some kind that had no label on it.
" Ow! Bitchin' hell!", Sheldon screamed as he started crying in pain, gritting his teeth together while leaning his back against the counter gripping his hand and wrist with his other hand. This immediately caught Meghann's and Mrs. Brissette's attention.
" Oh my god!", Meghann screamed when she ran into the kitchen.
" Dr. Cooper are you alright?!", Mrs. Brissette shrieked when she came running in as well.
" No! Something just fell off the top of the fridge and hit my hand and wrist just as I was about to feed Cali! Oh that really hurts!", Sheldon cried.
" Well can you still move it?!", Meghann asked in concern.
" Yes but only a little bit because it really hurts!", Sheldon cried.
" You probably just sprained it! Alright sit down at the table for a second! I will be right back!", Mrs. Brissette said in concern as she left the kitchen for a brief moment to get some bandages.
" Are you sure you're alright Dr. Cooper?! Because you look exhausted!", Meghann asked in concern as she looked at the dark circles underneath her roommate/boyfriend's tear-streaming eyes.
" That's because I've been working all night and all morning! I thought that I had discovered some kind of scientific breakthrough but clearly I'm still much farther away from what I first thought!", Sheldon cried as he sat down in a chair at the table.
" Oh crap!", Meghann hissed as she facepalmed herself just as her mother was walking back in with a roll of bandages.
" Ok give me your hand!", Mrs. Brissette said in concern as Sheldon held his hand out to her with tears still coming down his face. As she started wrapping his hand with the bandages Meghann asked in concern, " Mom did you really even notice how he looks right now?!"
" No! What is it Meghann?!", Mrs. Brissette asked in concern.
" He looks exhausted! He said that he didn't get any sleep last night!", Meghann exclaimed in concern.
" What?! You didn't go to bed last night?!", Mrs. Brissette shrieked in concern as she stared at Sheldon.
" No, I couldn't get my mind to turn off! I thought I discovered a scientific breakthrough but clearly I didn't and I really wish I had so that wasn't currently sitting here crying in pain!", Sheldon cried.
" Ok you know what Dr. Cooper I think you need a nap!", Mrs. Brissette said in concern.
" A nap?! Right now?!", Sheldon cried.
" Yes because you can't be staying up all night, that's not good for anybody's health! So come on, upstairs now!", Mrs. Brissette scolded as she helped him stand up on his feet and walked with him out of the kitchen and up the stairs to his and Meghann's shared room.
" Oh come on Mrs. Brissette, this is ridiculous! I don't want to take a nap!", Sheldon cried as he was being eased into his bed by Mrs. Brissette after she gently took his shoes off his feet and his wristwatch off his wrist. He was crying so much that his tears were leaving streaks down his dark blue windbreaker that he had on over his red Flash shirt and dark brown slacks.
" Shhh, nap time Dr. Cooper. Close your eyes and go to sleep.", Mrs. Brissette softly said as she gently placed Sheldon's hands on his stomach before she tucked him in, kissed his head, shut the lights off and made the room comfortably dark again by shutting the blinds to where only a small bit of sunlight shined underneath. He cried for a few more minutes before he finally calmed down and fell asleep.
" Linda what were you doing upstairs?", Mr. Brissette asked his wife when he came in from the garage and saw her walking down the stairs.
" Oh I had to put Dr. Cooper down for a nap because apparently he stayed up all night last night working and we didn't even know about it Brad.", Mrs. Brissette said as she shook her head.
" Well why was he working all night?!", Mr. Brissette asked in shock.
" Because he thought he discovered a scientific breakthrough but obviously not yet and not to mention he just hurt his hand not even a few minutes ago in the kitchen.", Meghann said.
" Oh god, what happened?", Mr. Brissette asked in concern.
" Some metal canister fell off the top of the fridge and hit his hand as he was trying to feed Cali.", Mrs. Brissette said.
" Well hopefully he'll feel better after he wakes up from his nap.", Mr. Brissette said.
" I'm sure he will.", Mrs. Brissette said. Then she turned to Meghann and said, " Ok Meghann stay out of yours and Dr. Cooper's room for a little while, at least while he's sleeping. I'm going to go feed Cali."
" Ok sounds good Mom, I'm just going to sit here watching tv.", Meghann said.
" And I'm going back into the garage.", Mr. Brissette said as he walked back out into the garage.
" Ok bye Dad!", Meghann called out but shortly after she went back to watching tv while her mother was in the kitchen feeding Cali there was a knock at the front door.
" Mikayla? What are you doing here?", Meghann asked when she went to answer the door.
" Hi Meghann. Is Dr. Cooper here?", Mikayla asked as she stood there in the doorway.
" Yeah he is but now's not really a good time to be here. My mom just put Dr. Cooper down for a nap.", Meghann said.
" That's odd. Why is my best friend taking a nap?", Mikayla asked in confusion.
" Because he was up all night working last night and he just hurt his hand in the kitchen while trying to feed our cat.", Meghann said.
" Oh well that sucks. Should I come back at a better time or...?", Mikayla started to ask but Meghann said, " No it's fine. Why don't you come in and we can just talk."
" Ok.", Mikayla said as she walked in and the two of them sat down on the couch together.
" So what did you come over for?", Meghann asked after she muted the tv.
" Oh I came over here because I have something to give Dr. Cooper.", Mikayla said with a smile.
" What, like a present?", Meghann asked in confusion.
" Yeah, sort of like a best friend gift.", Mikayla said as she nodded her head.
" Ok well what is it?", Meghann asked.
" This. It's a rechargeable touch-screen laser digital wristwatch.", Mikayla said as she pulled out what looked like an Apple watch-like device from her back pocket to show it to her friend. The whole thing was dark gray in color and had a tiny cone-shaped like protrusion sticking out the front side of it.
" Girl are you playing with me right now?!", Meghann exclaimed in shock.
" No I'm not I'm serious Meghann Rose. Here, let's go outside to the backyard so I can show you.", Mikayla said as she stood up from the couch.
" Ok sounds cool.", Meghann said as she stood up as well and the two girls made their way through the kitchen towards the backdoor of the house.
" Meghann, Mikayla, what are you doing?", Mrs. Brissette asked when she saw the two girls walking through the kitchen.
" Oh hi Mom, we're just going out into the backyard for a moment because Mikayla's got something that she wants to show me that she's giving to Dr. Cooper as a best friend gift.", Meghann said with a smile as she opened the backdoor.
" Ok whatever that means. Knock yourselves out.", Mrs. Brissette said as she was wiping down the counter with a disinfectant wipe.
" Cool, thanks.", Meghann said as she walked out the door with Mikayla shutting it behind them.
" Ok we're out here, now show me this thing!", Meghann exclaimed.
" Ok, listen to how it sounds when it turns on! You're gonna freak!", Mikayla exclaimed as she put it on her wrist and pressed the side power button, holding it down for at least 3 seconds. As the device powered up the song Boom Boom Pow by The Black Eyed Peas began to play out of the built-in speakers underneath the face of the watch before it faded out as the home screen came up.
" Shut up! Boom Boom Pow by The Black Eyed Peas?!", Meghann exclaimed with the biggest smile on her face.
" I know isn't that cool?! And look, it's a touch-screen just like an Apple watch and here comes the best part, the laser!", Mikayla exclaimed with a smile as she aimed the watch at a tree and fired the laser after hitting the button to activate it which sounded like a phaser gun going off as it shot out of the device, burning a small hole in the side of the tree.
" Ok that is the coolest gadget I've ever seen in my life Rexton! Where did you get this?!", Meghann exclaimed as she pointed at the device on Mikayla's wrist.
" Oh my brother Tyler and I actually made this!", Mikayla exclaimed.
" Shut up, no you didn't!", Meghann exclaimed.
" Yes we actually did! I'm not lying!", Mikayla exclaimed.
" What did you use to make this?!", Meghann asked.
" Tyler and I went to Radio Shack this morning and just bought a whole bunch of components that we needed after we looked up several Youtube tutorials on how to assemble wristwatches and lasers! We then combined what we learned in the videos together to create this!", Mikayla exclaimed.
" Oh my god, Dr. Cooper's gonna freak the f*ck out when he sees this thing! He's gonna love it! But any perticular reason why you put a laser in it though?!", Meghann asked.
" Oh it's sort of another way for him to defend himself in addition to his firearm!", Mikayla exclaimed.
" Oh I get it, if he ever loses his firearm he can just use the laser too! That is ingenius Mikayla!", Meghann exclaimed.
" I know! I was so excited after Tyler and I made it together that I wanted to personally come over here and give it to Dr. Cooper!", Mikayla exclaimed as she took the watch off her wrist and turned it off to save the battery from running out.
" Well that's ok, you can give it to him after he wakes up from his nap!", Meghann said.
" Well that's what I plan to do then!", Mikayla said.
" Man I don't even think you know how lucky Dr. Cooper is to have a best friend like you Mikayla! For you to do stuff like this for him just for the heck of it is insane!", Meghann exclaimed.
" Well what can I say? He's my first best friend I've ever had in my life considering the fact that I've never had a single friend growing up due to federal safety reasons.", Mikayla said.
" Yeah and speaking of that did you tell your dad that you were doing this?", Meghann asked.
" Yeah I told him and he said that as long as I don't do anything illegal he's fine with it.", Mikayla said.
" Of course because I would hate for you to get arrested by your own federal agent father!", Meghann laughed.
" Yeah that would totally suck! And oh crap he's probably listening to us right now! I keep forgetting that I have this stupid wiretap on me!", Mikayla laughed as she pointed at the said recording device hooked to her hip underneath her shirt.
" Yes well you probably shouldn't be telling people that you're wearing a wiretap, that's supposed to be the whole point of it anyway! It's a descrete device used to catch criminals!", Meghann laughed. Mikayla's phone started buzzing with an incoming text message from her father. The message said:
Exactly! Don't be saying things you're not supposed to say Mikayla Bindi Rexton and keep your voices down before you wake up Dr. Cooper!
" Oh crap, he was listening to us! He just sent me a text message!", Mikayla laughed as she looked at her phone for a second before she put it away. The girls then went back inside to continue talking and Sheldon woke up from his nap a couple hours later.
" Oh hi Mikayla, I didn't realize you were here.", Sheldon said with a smile as he came walking down the stairs, rubbing the sleep out of his eyes.
" Yeah Dr. Cooper I showed up a couple hours ago while you were sleeping.", Mikayla said with a smile when she saw her best friend.
" Did you have a good nap?", Meghann asked.
" Yes I did, thank you for asking Meghann. I feel much better now. My hand feels a bit better too.", Sheldon said as he looked at his bandaged hand.
" Well that's good.", Meghann said with a smile.
" So what are you doing here Mikayla?", Sheldon asked his best friend.
" Oh I came over here Dr. Cooper because I have something for you. It's basically a best friend gift, from me to you.", Mikayla said as she stood up and walked over to him.
" Well I'm not that much into gifts and gift giving but I suppose I can take a look at what you have to offer.", Sheldon said.
" Ok give me your wrist.", Mikayla said.
" Alright if you insist.", Sheldon said as he held out his non-injured hand and wrist to his best friend who strapped the brand new watch on it.
" A new wristwatch?", Sheldon asked as he looked at it.
" Yes that's exactly what it is but it's not just any old regular one, this is a rechargeable touch-screen laser digital wristwatch.", Mikayla said.
" Shut up are you kidding me?! This thing has a laser in it?!", Sheldon exclaimed in shock as he pointed at the new device on his wrist.
" Uh huh! Here, let me turn it on so I can show you how it works.", Mikayla said with a smile as she gently grabbed underneath his wrist and pressed the power button down holding it for 3 seconds. The Boom Boom Pow song started up again as it came on.
" Of course, it's got Boom Boom Pow as the power on music! Very amusing!", Sheldon said with a gaspy laugh.
" Yeah I know, it's cool right?! And see it's a touch-screen, so you can do whatever you want with it, like you can set the time, alarms, etc. Here's your battery indicator which tells you how much battery life you have left on this thing which according to this it's at 94% so you're still good for a while and if you press this button this is what activates the laser.", Mikayla said as she aimed Sheldon's wrist at a wall firing the laser at it which burned a small hole in the drywall material.
" Ok woman I freakin' love this! Where did you get this?!", Sheldon exclaimed as he looked at the watch again.
" My brother Tyler and I made it!", Mikayla exclaimed.
" You and your brother made this?! With what?!", Sheldon exclaimed in shock as he stared at Mikayla.
" With some components that we got at Radio Shack this morning! We watched a bunch of Youtube videos on how to assemble wristwatches and lasers and combined the two together! What do you think?!", Mikayla exclaimed.
" Well as I said I freakin' love this thing! I'm very impressed, this is seriously the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life especially coming from the daughter of a federal agent! You are seriously a way better best friend to me than Leonard was! Leonard never did stuff like this for me!", Sheldon exclaimed.
" Well I'm so glad you love it bestie cause it's yours!", Mikayla exclaimed.
" Thank you, this is great! Best way to wake up from a nap and to be given awesome shit like this by my best friend!", Sheldon exclaimed with a smirk.
" I know, right?!", Mikayla exclaimed.
" Dr. Cooper do not say the S word in this house!", Mrs. Brissette scolded from the kitchen.
" Sorry Mrs. Brissette!", Sheldon said.
" Well anyway do you guys want to go upstairs and listen to some music?", Meghann asked.
" Sure! Let's go!", Mikayla exclaimed as she playfully shoved her hand against Sheldon's head as she ran up the stairs.
" Ok you're so going to get it bestie! I'm coming for you for that sh*t!", Sheldon laughed as he chased her up the stairs with Meghann following him.
" In your dreams Dr. Cooper!", Mikayla laughed as she then jumped up onto her best friend's bed.
" Oh you really want it now don't you?! Come on, whatcha gonna do?!", Sheldon laughed as he hovered his finger over the laser button on his new watch that he just got.
" Wait you guys for one second! Let me get the music on! Karen, play Walkin' In My Shoes from the Camp Rock 2 soundtrack!", Meghann exclaimed at the ceiling after she shut the door to hers and Sheldon's bedroom.
" Walkin' In My Shoes from the Camp Rock 2 soundtrack, starting now!", Karen's voice said before the song started up and the flashing strobe lights started going on the walls.
" Perfect Meghann and I'll show what I'm going to do Dr. Cooper!", Mikayla laughed as she stood up on Sheldon's bed looking like she was going to do something.
" Well then bring it Mikayla! It's on y'all!", Sheldon laughed as he got ready to fire the laser on his watch. The two girls began dodging the lasers around the room while listening to the music and laughing their heads off.
" This thing's great! Thank you so much for giving me this gadget!", Sheldon laughed as he kept firing the lasers around the room.
" No problem lab accident supervillain theoretical physicist bestie!", Mikayla laughed.
" Best mothership ever too!", Sheldon exclaimed.
" I know, right dude?! This was the best thing ever that my brother and his best friend did for us! I love being able to just say what I want to play and it will just play on its own!", Meghann exclaimed.
" I know, I love that too! It's awesome! Best Amazon Echo-like Bluetooth speaker ever! Karen, put this song on repeat!", Sheldon exclaimed.
" Song repeat mode on!"
Beep!
" Yes! Thank you so much for that you awesome modified computer villain! Mazal tov!", Meghann exclaimed. Then she said, " Hey and while we're currently doing awesome things in here, why not have fun with a tornado too?!"
" You're going to create a tornado in our bedroom Meghann?! Are you insane woman?!", Sheldon interjected in shock as he stared at his roommate/girlfriend.
" No I'm really not Dr. Cooper I'm serious!", Meghann exclaimed as she put her tornado crystal on around her neck that she pulled out of her pocket.
" Omg I would so love to see this! I honestly didn't really think you were serious about the whole tornado thing!", Mikayla exclaimed.
" Yeah well I am Mikayla! Watch this!", Meghann exclaimed as she then began to focus her energy to the point where a tornado slowly but surely appeared under their feet, lifting them up a few inches off the floor as it started spinning them around with the music still blasting through the surround sound speakers and the strobe lights still flashing on the walls.
" Ok on second thought, this actually isn't so bad!", Sheldon exclaimed.
" Are you kidding me, this is SICK! This is the most insane skill I've ever seen someone do before!", Mikayla exclaimed.
" Well you can thank the FBI for that because I got a license to do this! Like I told Dr. Cooper my tornado powers are considered a special skill under New York federal law so I have to have this license in order to have legal permission to use my powers in the city! That's why I got detained by your father that one time because I attacked my enemy with a tornado in the street on an expired license and I didn't even realize it!", Meghann exclaimed.
" Well it's great that you recognized that mistake and fixed it!", Mikayla exclaimed.
" Yeah because I was not going to continue sitting in jail for that! That really made me upset when that happened!", Meghann exclaimed.
" Is there anything else you can do?!", Mikayla exclaimed.
" Nope just the tornadoes!", Meghann exclaimed.
" Sweet and oh crap! Stop the tornado now Meghann!", Mikayla hissed when something suddenly dawned on her.
" Ok but what's the problem?", Meghann asked in confusion as she stopped the tornado which set them back down on the floor.
" I just realized something, I'm so dumb! As we're talking about special skill licenses, I suddenly realized that Dr. Cooper's supposed to have one for that watch!", Mikayla hissed as she pointed at the wristwatch that she just gave Sheldon.
" WHAT?!", Meghann and Sheldon shrieked in shock.
" I'm supposed to have a federal license for THIS?!", Sheldon shrieked as he pointed at the watch.
" Yes because apparently the laser falls under the category of special skills which is something that I didn't realize until now! Ugh I'm so dumb!", Mikayla hissed as she gripped her head letting her hair fall into her face.
" Mikayla Bindi Rexton you're not dumb! You just made a mistake and so did I! I committed a federal misdemeanor which means I'm going to end up in trouble too with your father just like Meghann did! Thanks a lot bestie!", Sheldon said under his breath.
" I know and I'm sorry Dr. Cooper! I should have known that before I gave it to you!", Mikayla hissed.
" So I guess it sounds like we have some trouble here do we?", Federal Agent Rexton said when he suddenly walked in the room.
" Yes just commence with the detainment Federal Agent Rexton! I don't care!", Sheldon hissed as he suddenly turned around and put his hands behind his back.
" Well that was easy, I didn't even have to scream at you.", Federal Agent Rexton said as he walked up behind Sheldon and took out a set of handcuffs.
" Yes I know.", Sheldon said, rolling his eyes as his wrists were being slapped with the cuffs before they were double locked with a key. Then he turned his head to Meghann and Mikayla and said, " I'll see you two in a few hours." before he was walked out of the room and down the stairs.
" See ya Dr. Cooper!", Mikayla and Meghann called out as they heard the front door shut downstairs. Then a few hours later Sheldon returned home and walked back into the bedroom happy to see that Mikayla was still there hanging out with Meghann.
" Hey, you're back!", Mikayla exclaimed with a smile.
" Yes I am, surprisingly that actually didn't take very long although Mrs. Larson tried to start some crap with me but I was thankfully able to ignore her.", Sheldon said as he sat down on his bed.
" Oh you went to FBI headquarters this time instead of my house?", Mikayla asked.
" Yes because Meghann was there when she got detained for a federal misdemeanor as well so that's where I ended up too.", Sheldon said.
" Well did you get your license for your watch now?", Meghann asked.
" Yes I got it right here Meghann.", Sheldon said with a smile as he held up his brand new license from the FBI. It had his personal information with his picture, an image of a watch, the New York State seal as well as the federal one and the FBI logo on it.
" Perfect bestie! That should help with keeping you from getting in trouble again with the feds!", Mikayla laughed.
" Yes I believe it will.", Sheldon said as he put his watch license away. Then he said, " Well now that I have legal permission, here comes some more fun!" as he started firing his lasers again from his watch.
" Oh hell yeah Dr. Cooper!", Mikayla laughed as Meghann started up the music again. As they started running around the room dodging the lasers again Brian and Connor suddenly made an appearance after Brian came back from his girlfriend's house and picked up his best friend, walking in on them just as Sheldon accidentally fired a laser in their direction making them duck their heads letting it fly over them and out the door causing them to exclaim in shock, " Woah! What the fuck?!" as they stared at him.
" Oh buckwheats! Hi Brian and Connor!", Sheldon laughed as he waved his hand.
" Hi…!", Brian and Connor said in shock.
" Dr. Cooper what was that you just fired at us?!", Brian shrieked with wide eyes as he stared at his sister's roommate/boyfriend.
" It's my newest gadget that I just got from my best friend Mikayla! It's a wristwatch with a laser in it!", Sheldon exclaimed as he held up his wrist, showing off his new watch.
" Dude don't you have a license for that?!", Connor shot at him.
" Yes I just got one after a brief detainment by the FBI!", Sheldon laughed.
" You got detained by the FBI?!", Brian and Connor asked in shock.
" Yes he did because I stupidly forgot that he was supposed to have a license for the laser part in it because it falls under the category of special skills just like Meghann's tornado powers do.", Mikayla said.
" Where did you get a watch like that though Mikayla?!", Connor asked in shock as he stared at her.
" My brother Tyler and I made it together Connor!", Mikayla laughed as she started explaining what her and her brother did to create it.
" What is going on here?! What is that noise I was hearing?!", Nora asked in shock when she walked in with the rest of their friends.
" That's just my new wristwatch Nora! Its got a laser in it!", Sheldon exclaimed as he showed off his watch again to his friends.
" You have a laser wristwatch Dr. Cooper?!", Nora, Leo, Delaney, Kayla, Julia and Ace exclaimed in shock as they stared at their theoretical physicist friend.
" Yes, isn't that cool y'all?! Mikayla gave it to me after her and her brother Tyler made it and shortly after I woke up from my nap today!", Sheldon exclaimed.
" You and your brother made that?!", Leo shrieked in shock as he stared at Mikayla.
" Yeah we did Leo!", Mikayla exclaimed.
" Dude! That is sick!", Leo shrieked as he grabbed Sheldon's wrist to look at the watch more closely.
" Yeah it is and get this, that thing actually plays Boom Boom Pow by The Black Eyed Peas when you power it up!", Mikayla exclaimed as she pointed at the watch on Sheldon's wrist.
" Shut up, that's super sick! In fact, that's mega fire!", Leo exclaimed.
" I know, right?! It was actually my brother's idea to incorporate the song into the startup! He figured that you guys liked Boom Boom Pow so much that he was like, " Why not!", Mikayla laughed.
" It's true, we do! It's a sick song!", Leo laughed.
" Yeah The Energy Never Dies bestie!", Meghann exclaimed as she smacked hands with Leo.
" Yeah you got that right, word!", Leo exclaimed as he threw up some gang related sign with his hands.
" Leo!", Julia, Meghann, Sheldon, Nora, Ace, Delaney, Kayla, Mikayla, Brian and Connor hissed at him.
" Ok ok I'm sorry! I was just having a little bit too much fun!", Leo laughed.
" Yeah you were Lemonselly!", Brian chuckled as he playfully smacked Leo upside the head.
" Ow, Brian! Don't hit my head like that, that hurts!", Leo shrieked in surprise as he rubbed the back of his head.
" Oh please I was just messing with you dude! Come on Connor let's go in my room now and leave these guys alone.", Brian said as he rolled his eyes before he headed out of the room across the hallway to his room.
" Ok sounds cool man.", Connor said as he followed him. The others then started having some more fun with the lasers before they took a brief break and started laughing it up with each other.
Meanwhile outside the house…
" Are you sure this is the right address Howard?", Raj whispered as they were approaching under one of the bedroom windows.
" Yes Raj, I traced Sheldon's IP address several times before we left Pasadena and it says he's in New York City at this address.", Howard whispered.
" Well in that case, hold on one second you guys.", Leonard whispered as he quietly began scaling up the wall and popped his head up in front of the window to see Sheldon sitting around talking to his new friends, laughing with them and listening to music.
" Hey! There you are buddy!", Leonard interjected through the window which immediately caught their attention.
" What the freak?!", Leo, Meghann, Sheldon, Delaney, Julia, Kayla, Nora, Ace and Mikayla shrieked in surprise when they saw Leonard's head stucking up in front of the window outside.
" It's alright y'all, I got this! Dr. Leonard Hofstadter what are you doing here?! How did you find me?!", Sheldon interjected as he put his hand up.
" What do you mean how did I find you Dr. Sheldon Cooper?! Howard just traced your IP address! In fact he's here with me outside with the rest of our friends!", Leonard hissed as he motioned his head behind him.
" Y'all are not my friends anymore! How many times do I have to tell you that?! I have new friends and a new life now! Not to mention I have a new best friend too!", Sheldon shouted in anger at his ex-best friend.
" Oh for cripes sake you got be kidding me! Who the hell is your new best friend that you replaced me with?!", Leonard hissed.
" She is!", Sheldon shouted as Mikayla walked next to him, crossing her arms in front of her.
" S'up jerk?!", Mikayla hissed as she glared at Leonard.
" I've been replaced by a girl?! Who is this Sheldon?!", Leonard hissed.
" This is Mikayla Bindi Rexton! She's the daughter of an FBI agent!", Sheldon shouted.
" Oh balls!", Penny hissed from outside the house.
" Penny not now!", Leonard shouted behind him before he turned back to Sheldon and Sheldon's new group of friends and hissed, " Oh so that's how it's gonna be huh?! Well forget this, I'm coming in there so we can settle this!"
" Ah I wouldn't step a foot in here if I were you! You're in for a big surprise mister!", Sheldon shouted as he threw his finger at Leonard.
" Yeah right Sheldon! I'm coming in anyway because this is just ridiculous!", Leonard hissed but the second he stepped a foot over the threshhold of the window was when the security system went off, activating the red flashing lights, the sirens and the shutters over the windows which tossed Leonard out on his face just like it did to Twister. Karen's voice was blaring as well.
CRASH!
" Ow!"
" Oh my god, Leonard!"
" It's alright Penny, I'm fine! Can you guys help me up please?!"
" Ha! How do you like that you jerk?!", Sheldon laughed through the closed shutters over the noise and the music in the bedroom.
" Yeah I agree Dr. Cooper! Best home security system ever!", Meghann laughed as she slapped her hand on Sheldon's shoulder.
" Yes it most certainly is kitten!", Sheldon laughed. Then him and Meghann both laughed together, " Thanks Karen!"
" Just doing my job!"
" Come on let's go y'all! Outside!", Sheldon exclaimed as they all ran outside the house and around the side of it.
" What the hell was that for?! Was that a security system?!", Leonard shouted in anger as his friends helped him to his feet.
" Yes it most certainly is a security system Leonard run by the Spongebob Squarepants tv show character Karen Plankton the computer villain!", Sheldon shouted.
" KAREN PLANKTON?!", Penny, Amy, Bernadette, Raj, Leonard, Howard and Stuart shouted.
" Are you fudging kidding me?! Who's bright idea was it to do that?!", Leonard shouted.
" It was my brother's and his best friend's idea! They were the ones who built this entire thing!", Meghann shouted as she pointed up at the shutters before they slid back into the wall from inside the house ceasing the security system sounds.
" You guys turned your room into a mothership?!", Howard shouted.
" Yes because that was Dr. Cooper's idea! He's been calling it that since the day he moved in with me and my family!", Meghann shouted as she pointed at Sheldon.
" Yes well enough of this! Get off my property now before you get seriously hurt! I have lasers and I'm not afraid to use them!", Sheldon shouted in anger as he raised his arm in front of him hovering his finger over the laser button on his watch with Meghann, Leo, Delaney, Kayla, Mikayla, Julia, Nora and Ace standing behind him with angry expressions on their faces.
" Your property?!", Amy shouted.
" Yes he has every right to say that because he lives here!", Meghann shouted.
" It's true! I have a protective court-issued Declaration of Residency issued by Judge Liam Spitzer that states that I'm allowed to live here with this family and be in a relationship with her! AND… I'm also allowed to kill any trespassers who invade my property!", Sheldon shouted in anger as he briefly pointed at Meghann before aiming his arm back at his former friends.
" Oh puhlease Dr. Whackadoodle! Who the hell is Judge Liam Spitzer?!", Penny shouted at the physicist.
" He's my sister Shayn's boyfriend you idiots!", Leo shouted.
" Oh for god sakes Leo! Your sister's dating a court judge?!", Leonard shouted.
" Yes she is Dr. Hofstadter!", Leo shouted which immediately caught Mr. and Mrs. Brissette's attention as well as Brian and Connor's as they came out of the house to see what was going on.
" What in the world is going on outside this house?! Dr. Cooper do you know these people?!", Mrs. Brissette shouted.
" Yes I do Mrs. Brissette! They're my former a**hole friends!", Sheldon shouted.
" Ok firstly don't use language like that and secondly, what are YOU doing here?!", Mrs. Brissette shouted at Sheldon before she shouted at Leonard, Penny, Raj, Howard, Amy, Bernadette and Stuart. She had a look of raging fire in her eyes.
" Yes are you the jerk that was being mean to our daughter over the Halo game?!", Mr. Brissette shouted.
" Yes! What of it?!", Leonard shouted.
" You and your little friends need to get out of here now before things get ugly!", Mr. Brissette shouted.
" Oh they're already going to get ugly Mr. Brissette because I've had it with them! So get out of here now before I shoot y'all with lasers!", Sheldon shouted as he kept aiming his arm and watch at them, hovering his finger over the laser button.
" What do you mean shoot us with lasers Sheldon?!", Bernadette shouted but the second she did was when Sheldon fired a laser at all of them making them jump out of the way screaming, " WOAH!" in surprise.
" Since when did you get a laser wristwatch?!", Leonard shouted.
" I just got it today, my best friend Mikayla gave it to me! She gave it to me shortly after I woke up from my nap!", Sheldon shouted as he hovered his finger over the laser button getting ready to fire it again if he had to.
" This is nuts Sheldon! Why would you want to attack us?!", Howard shouted.
" Because I just told y'all! You're not my friends anymore! You guys treated me like crap the very last time I was in Pasadena and so I left to start a new life here in New York City and I couldn't be happier about it! This is where I belong now with all of them! They may be obnoxious at times but they treat me so much better than you guys ever did! They treat me like family which is something that I very much appreciate because it gives me the focus I need to continue my research in the sciences! I love these people because they are the nicest people I've ever met in my life!", Sheldon shouted as he gestured to everyone standing around behind him.
" Ok woah woah woah! What is going on here?!", Federal Agent Rexton interjected when he suddenly showed up with the other feds.
" Dad, Dr. Cooper's former friends are trying to mess with us!", Mikayla interjected as she threw a finger at Sheldon's former friends.
" I know that Mikayla we could hear everything on the tape, that's why we showed up!", Federal Agent Rexton interjected.
" This guy is your father?!", Leonard shouted as he stared at Mikayla.
" Yes, this is my dad Dr. Hofstadter!", Mikayla shouted.
" Ok Mikayla enough!", Federal Agent Rexton scolded. Then he walked up to Leonard and shouted, " Ok listen here pal, what you're doing here is not appreciated! So I suggest that you and your friends get out of here right now or you're going to be in some big time trouble!"
" Oh come on this is ridiculous! We were just trying to talk to him!", Leonard shouted as he pointed at Sheldon.
" Yes well clearly he doesn't want to talk to you!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted.
" Yeah I really don't Federal Agent Rexton! They're all just a bunch of banes of my existence now!", Sheldon shouted.
" Thank you Dr. Sheldon Cooper, I got this! So yeah what's it going to be buddy?! Are you and your friends going to leave peacefully or do we have to use other means of making you leave?!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted as he looked at Sheldon before he looked back at Leonard, narrowing his eyes at him.
" What do you mean by 'other means' of making us leave?!", Leonard shouted.
" Well, if you don't leave this property right now you're all going to be placed under federal arrest for trespassing!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted.
" WHAT?!", Leonard, Penny, Amy, Bernadette, Howard, Raj and Stuart shouted in shock.
" Yeah that's right! You're all going to go in the hole now!", Julia shouted with a smug smirk on her face.
" Shut it Bennie and The Jets!", Sheldon hissed at his friend.
" Ok, sorry!", Julia shrieked as she held her hands up before she shut her mouth.
" I thought you said her name was Julia!", Leonard shouted at Sheldon.
" It is Leonard but Bennie and The Jets is a nickname we call her because she's obsessed with Elton John's Bennie and The Jets song!", Sheldon shouted.
" Well that in it of itself doesn't make any sense!", Amy shouted.
" Shut your mouth Amy! You're the one who started this crap in the first place after you kicked me out of our apartment!", Sheldon shouted.
" Yeah that's because you were acting like a lunatic and trying to control everything! I was sick of it!", Amy shouted.
" Alright that's enough! Now are all of you trouble makers going to leave or do we have to take you all away to federal prison?!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted at Sheldon's former friends.
" Just take them all anyway Dad, we don't want to deal with this anymore! They're just driving us nuts and pissing us off!", Mikayla shouted at her father, clenching her fists at her sides.
" Ok fine Mikayla if that's what you want then that's what we'll do! You are all under federal arrest!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted as he took out a set of handcuffs while several other agents did the same walking up to the rest of Leonard's friends. As they were all being arrested Leonard shouted, " For god sakes this is absolutely nuts! I'm gonna kill you for this you little bitch!"
" You are not going to do anything to my daughter! You are done Dr. Hofstadter! Let's go punk!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted as he started marching Leonard towards the waiting FBI van on the street in front of the house with the other agents following behind, dragging the others as well.
" Thanks a lot for this crap Howard Wolowitz! You just got us in trouble with the FBI!", Leonard shouted.
" Shut up Leonard Hofstadter!", Howard shouted.
" All of you shut up and sit down in there!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted as he shoved them in the back of the van, slamming the metal barred door shut and locked it with a key before he slammed the main door of the van shut and got into the van with another agent while the other agents got into the other FBI vans that were parked on the street. As they were driving away with sirens blaring Sheldon laughed, " Ha! That's what you get for messing with me you losers! Have fun in there with crazy Mrs. Larson!"
" Yeah I completely agree, what he said! Freakin' nice dude!", Meghann laughed as she smacked Sheldon's hand.
" Yeah you commit the crime you do the time! Later you punks! Screw you!", Leo laughed.
" You are seriously the best d*mn freakin' best friend I've ever had in my life Mikayla! Thank you so much for that!", Sheldon laughed.
" Hey what can I say?! It's just the perks of being the daughter of a federal agent!", Mikayla laughed. They then all went back into the house to celebrate.
" Karen, play Game On by Waka Flocka Flame feat. Good Charlotte from Pixels: The Movie soundtrack!", Meghann exclaimed at the ceiling.
" Game On by Waka Flocka Flame feat. Good Charlotte from Pixels: The Movie soundtrack, starting now!", Karen's said before the song started.
" This is great y'all! I'm so glad to have friends like you!", Sheldon exclaimed.
" Us too Dr. Cooper!", Meghann, Leo, Julia, Delaney, Mikayla, Ace, Nora and Kayla exclaimed.
" Knock you out the frame! We won't stop until you're gone! Game on!"
" I love my daughter!", Federal Agent Rexton laughed with his partner as they sat in the van driving back to headquarters while listening to the wiretap that Mikayla was wearing.
To be continued…
