Chapter 18
" Yeah this is awesome! Those jerks definitely got what they deserved! No one's ever going to mess with you again Dr. Cooper! You're our friend for life!", Leo exclaimed as he was dancing around like an idiot.
" Yes I completely agree with you Leo! This is amazing! Screw those a**hats!", Sheldon exclaimed as he was acting like an idiot too even though he said a million times that he doesn't dance.
" I know bestie, my dad is the best! I can't believe he actually listened to me and arrested all of them like that!", Mikayla laughed as she was dancing around too.
" Well of course Mikayla because he's your father! Why would he not listen to you?! He loves you!", Sheldon laughed.
" Yeah well he likes you too and he even said it! Remember when you were sitting in the cell in our basement after you assulted Aryel in the face with an egg?!", Mikayla laughed.
" Yes I do remember that woman! I have an eidetic memory after all!", Sheldon laughed.
" We all know that Dr. Cooper!", Julia, Leo, Mikayla, Delaney, Meghann, Nora, Kayla and Ace exclaimed as they were all dancing around like idiots to the music.
FBI headquarters…
*sounds of handcuffs being unlocked*
BANG!
*the sound of keys locking a metal door*
" I can't believe this guy did this to us! He's a jerk!", Leonard hissed as Federal Agent Rexton was walking away from the prison cell with the keys in his pocket.
" Yeah I'll say! We don't belong in federal prison!", Howard hissed.
" Yeah I completely agree, we didn't even do anything except trying to talk to Sheldon!", Penny hissed.
" Well this bites! What am I supposed to say to my parents back in India?! That me and my friends got arrested by the FBI in New York City and thrown in a prison cell all because we were trying to talk to Sheldon Cooper?!", Raj hissed.
" Yes because that's exactly what happened Rajesh! That Rexton jerk just threw us in prison!", Amy hissed as she threw an angry finger in the direction that Federal Agent Rexton walked away to.
" Amy shut up! This is not helping!", Bernadette hissed.
" None of this is helping you guys! Don't you get it?! We're stuck in here for the next several years! This is awful!", Stuart hissed.
" Bi*chin' hell it is Stuart! I can't believe that Sheldon would rather hang out with a bunch of obnoxious 19 year olds, a majority of them being girls, instead of us! We have been there for him for years and for him to do something like this to us is just crap! I seriously can't believe we got arrested by the FBI like this and thrown in federal prison for doing absolutely nothing wrong!", Leonard hissed as he kicked the concrete wall of the cell in anger.
" Hey! Do not kick that wall Dr. Leonard Hofstadter! Sit your butt down and shut up!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted as he came storming back to the cell.
" I'll kick the wall all I want Federal Agent Rexton because we don't belong here! We're from Pasadena, California!", Leonard shouted in anger as he gripped the cell bars with his hands.
" Well you should have thought about that before you decided to harass your former friend Dr. Cooper and threaten to kill my daughter Mikayla!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted.
" SHELDON IS MY BEST FRIEND!", Leonard shouted.
" That's not what Dr. Cooper and Mikayla are saying! They're best friends now so you're just going to have to deal with it! And honestly I'm happy about that because I like him! He's a nice brilliant fellow!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted.
" Of course you would have to say that because she's your daughter! Let us out of this freakin' hellhole! We just want to talk to Sheldon and then go home!", Leonard shouted.
" I'm sorry but I can't do that! Now sit down and shut up! You guys are going to be in there for a long time! This is what happens to people like you who harass others that don't want to be harassed and they just want to be left alone! Dr. Cooper's a perfect example of that! He didn't want your harassment in the first place but yet you guys still came around and tried to force answers out of him when he clearly didn't want to give them to you! So it's your own fault that you're sitting in federal prison now! Not another word or I'm gonna knock all of you out with sedatives!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted before he stormed away again.
" Gahhh!", Leonard shouted in anger as he gripped his head.
" Leonard just calm the fuck down! We'll get ourselves out of this situation somehow!", Howard shouted.
" Well it better be fast because I'm not just going to sit here and allow Sheldon to replace all of us like that! One way or another we are getting him back and taking him back home to Pasadena with us! Because that's where he belongs anyway!", Leonard shouted.
" Yeah we get that Leonard but how are we going to break that court-issued ' Declaration of Residency' of his?! Apparently it's legally binding and we can't do anything about it!", Penny hissed at her boyfriend.
" Yes well you know what Penny one way or another we are gonna break that contract! Because there is no way in hell that we are going to let Sheldon live with a 19 year old girl and be in a relationship with her! He's 36 years old! So I don't care who this Judge Liam Spitzer guy is but we are so ripping up that contract!", Leonard shouted.
" You're not going to be doing anything to that Dr. Leonard Hofstadter! That stays the way it is because according to that document it states that Dr. Cooper is pretty much Mr. and Mrs. Brissette's informally adopted son!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted when he came back to the cell.
" Informally adopted son?!", Raj, Howard, Leonard, Amy, Penny, Bernadette and Stuart shouted in complete shock. They couldn't believe what he just said.
" Yes you heard me, informally adopted son! Which means the Brissettes legally have parental rights over him just like they have parental rights over their own two children! And that is something you're just going to have to deal with! Don't you dare try any funny business because if I catch you doing it you're going to be in even more trouble than you already are in right now! So you're going to sit there for the next several years and think about what you did, mainly for stalking your former friend by tracing his IP address!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted as he stormed away again.
" But we didn't stalk him!", Raj, Howard, Leonard, Amy, Penny, Bernadette and Stuart shouted.
" I don't want to hear it! Shut up or you're getting knocked out! This is your last warning!"
Brissette home…
" Yes! Goodbye forever you low down punks! You don't know me anymore!", Sheldon exclaimed as he found himself sitting in his desk chair being spun around by his best friend Mikayla while the rest of their friends were dancing around the bedroom like idiots to the song You Don't Know Me by Meghan Trainor.
" Yeah that's right, they don't Dr. Cooper! Dat's what's up you homie!", Julia exclaimed as she was shaking her body all over the place to the music.
" Yeah what she said! Long live BFFC!", Delaney exclaimed at the ceiling which immediately resulted into an eruption of cheering from all them over the music.
" This club is obnoxious but I love it!", Sheldon exclaimed.
" Well we're glad you think so dude because you ain't getting kicked out of it!", Leo exclaimed.
" Yeah what he said! You're a member for life along with the rest of us!", Kayla exclaimed.
" Hell yeah he is!", Meghann exclaimed.
" Meghann Rose Brissette do not say the H word in this house! How many times do your father and I have to tell you that?!"
" Sorry Mom!", Meghann laughed. They continued listening to music for a while before they decided to watch some tv. They were watching a few episodes of Hannah Montana on the Disney Channel before the show ended and the Casper Meets Wendy movie came on. They decided to watch the whole thing even though it wasn't really Sheldon's taste but by the end of it Sheldon was surprisingly a little bit intrigued by it.
" Ok that movie was insane!", Ace exclaimed.
" Yeah I'll say! That Desmond Spellman guy is a psycho!", Mikayla exclaimed.
" He was dumb is what he was! I mean come on he threatened to turn the witches into fertilizer! He should've just done that to begin with instead of trying to cast them into the Mystic Abyss! That makes no sense at all!", Sheldon said with a gaspy laugh.
" Ha, Mystic Abyss! That's so stupid man!", Leo laughed.
" Leo it's a dimension that destroys living beings out of existence forever! What's so funny about that?!", Nora shot at her friend as she rolled her eyes.
" I don't know Nora! Shut up! I'm just a person!", Leo laughed.
" Dude you're a mutant turtle majority teenager!", Meghann spat out at her best friend.
" Yeah thanks for summing that up Meghann!", Leo laughed.
" Hey guys I just thought of something! Let's do a Live Action Role Play of that Mystic Abyss scene!", Julia exclaimed which earned her a bunch of staring at looks from her friends.
" Jules that is child's play! We're not doing that! We're adults!", Meghann interjected.
" Oh come on Meghann I think it will be really funny! We're all friends here!", Julia laughed.
" Yes well I do not wish to make a complete fool out of myself Julia! I'm a physicist!", Sheldon interjected as he narrowed his eyes at her.
" We know you're a physicist Dr. Cooper but come on! Haven't you ever had an imagination growing up?!", Julia laughed.
" Not really, due to the fact that my twin sister Missy and my older brother Georgie bullied me for most of my life and the fact that I haven't had that many friends!", Sheldon interjected with his arms crossed in front of him.
" Well why don't you let today be that day to develop some kind of imagination! None of us are going to make fun of you for it, we're friends! Come on guys, let's just do this! I really think this is going to be fun!", Julia laughed.
" Ok, I'm in!", Nora exclaimed.
" Me too!", Kayla exclaimed.
" Great! Leo?!", Julia exclaimed.
" Oh what the heck Julia! Bring on the Mystic Abyss!", Leo laughed.
" Oh yeah that's what I'm talking about Leo! Are the rest of you guys in?", Julia exclaimed.
" Sure, why not!", Mikayla, Delaney, Meghann and Ace exclaimed. Then they all stared at Sheldon waiting for him to say something.
" Aw, oh alright. If y'all want to have ridiculous child-like imaginations right now then I say what the heck. Let the chaos commence.", Sheldon said with a sigh as he rolled his eyes.
" Great, because you're Desmond!", Julia laughed making their other friends laugh as well.
" Are you kidding me woman?! Why do I have to be that guy?!", Sheldon interjected.
" Duh, it makes perfect sense! You have the mind of a supervillain Doctor Cooper and Desmond's evil!", Julia laughed.
" Well, I suppose that makes sense. Alright, fine. But don't get too scared.", Sheldon said.
" Dude none of us are going to get scared! This is just pretend! It's not real! All that stuff that we saw in the movie was just special effects!", Meghann laughed.
" Yeah that's totally true! Ok so now that we've all established that we're going to do this, what are we going to use for the Mystic Abyss?!", Julia asked.
" You can use my desk chair if you want.", Sheldon said as he pointed at his desk chair.
" That's perfect Dr. Cooper because it spins just like the actual Mystic Abyss in the movie!", Julia exclaimed.
" Ok now that we got that covered, where are we going to do this Live Action Role Play at?", Meghann asked.
" Duh, we're going to do it out in the hallway Meghann and by the way you're playing Wendy!", Julia laughed as she ran out into the hallway.
" Oh figures I'd be the one that gets casted into the Mystic Abyss, by my roommate/boyfriend Dr. Cooper!", Meghann laughed in amusement as she followed her friend.
" Oh shut up Meghann!", Julia laughed.
" Well then who am I?!", Leo asked with a smirk.
" Dude you're Casper because you're my best friend!", Meghann laughed.
" Oh I'm playing the friendly ghost?!", Leo laughed.
" Yes!", Meghann laughed. The others followed them with Nora pushing the desk chair out into the hallway setting it up in the second bathroom behind the closed door. As the role play started they each tried to remember what each character said in the movie and right on cue when Sheldon pretended to summon the Mystic Abyss, Nora opened the bathroom door and shoved the chair out into the hallway and with Sheldon pretending to be Desmond Spellman evilly interjected as he threw his hands out towards the chair, " Behold! The Mystic Abyss!"
" What the freak are you guys doing up here?!", Brian asked in confusion as he walked up the stairs and right by the chair in the middle of the hallway.
" Brian you just walked right in front of our Mystic Abyss! You're supposed to get sucked into it!", Meghann laughed.
" Are you flipping kidding me?! You guys are acting out a scene from that Casper Meets Wendy movie?! Sis that's child's play!", Brian shot back as he briefly looked at the chair behind him.
" Come on bro, just go along with it for a second!", Meghann laughed.
" Alright fine Meghann!", Brian sighed as he then sat down in the chair spinning around in it, flailing his arms around pretending to scream in terror before he jumped out of the chair pretending to fly into the guest bedroom, crash-landing on the floor with a thud to make it look like he died which made his sister and her friends start laughing their butts off. Sheldon then pretended to cast Meghann into the Mystic Abyss next, making her sit in the chair, spinning around flailing her arms and screaming in terror, " Casper! Help me!"
" Wendy, hang on! I'm coming to get you!", Leo shrieked as he grabbed a bed sheet, tying a bunch of knots in it to throw it at Meghann so that she can try and grab it while she was spinning in her supposed impending circle of certain doom and while that was happening Mikayla and Ace pretended to scare Sheldon into falling onto Meghann for a brief moment, screaming in terror before he flew into the other room and 'died' just before Meghann was pulled out of the chair falling onto the floor pretending to be unconscious along with Leo before they were 'revived' by the other girls. As they all started laughing at their fun together Mr. Brissette called out from downstairs, " What's going on up there?!"
" Nothing Dad, we're just acting out a scene from that Casper Meets Wendy movie!", Meghann laughed.
" Which one though?! The one with the Mystic Abyss?!"
" Yeah that's it!", Meghann laughed.
" Oh ok! Are you playing Wendy?!"
" Yeah and Dr. Cooper is Desmond Spellman but his character just died!", Meghann laughed.
" Oh so Dr. Cooper ended up in the Mystic Abyss huh?!"
" Yes he did and it was funny!", Meghann laughed.
" Ok y'all I admit, this is pretty fun! Best idea ever Julia McPherson!", Sheldon laughed when he got up from the floor and walked out of the guest bedroom.
" Thanks Dr. Cooper! I thought so too!", Julia laughed.
" Do you want to go again?!", Meghann asked.
" Alright, why not!", Sheldon said.
" Well have fun with your Live Action Role Play you guys! I'm going out on my motorcycle for a bit!", Brian said as he left the guest bedroom too and walked back downstairs.
" Ok see you later! Thanks for playing along for a second!", Meghann called out.
" No problem sis, bye!"
SLAM!
" Hey you guys before we start the role play again I got an idea of how to make it more interesting and fun! Let's add some music!", Meghann exclaimed as she ran to get her iPod.
" Sounds cool to us!", Mikayla, Leo, Julia, Delaney, Kayla, Nora and Ace exclaimed.
" And just what kind of music are you adding to this?!", Sheldon asked.
" You'll see Dr. Cooper! It's going to be awesome!", Meghann exclaimed as she started scrolling through her playlist. When she found the song she wanted she exclaimed, " Karen, play War Machine by AC/DC!"
" War Machine by AC/DC, starting now!", Karen's voice said before the song started up.
" Karen, level 5 volume!", Meghann exclaimed which raised the volume of the music to where it could be heard out in the hallway.
" Ok woman you just blew my mind now! Very appropriate music for this role play!", Sheldon exclaimed.
" Thanks!", Meghann exclaimed.
" Oh hell yeah you guys! Let's get it! The war is on! Witch vs Warlock!", Mikayla exclaimed.
" And so it is!", Sheldon exclaimed as the role play started again among the friends. However this time when Sheldon casted Meghann into the Mystic Abyss, Cali suddenly got curious as to what they were doing and jumped up onto Meghann's lap, going along for the ride meowing. Because of this Sheldon decided to throw his own line into the role play involving Cali which made his friends all laugh.
" Well well well what do we have here?! A magical cat! I shall destroy it in the Mystic Abyss too! Aha ha ha ha ha ha!", Sheldon evilly interjected with an evil laugh.
Meow!
" Casper! Help me and Cali! Desmond's going to destroy us!", Meghann shrieked with a laugh.
" I'm coming Wendy!", Leo exclaimed as he threw the bed sheet again at her while she was spinning in the Mystic Abyss with Cali still hanging out on her lap.
" Be gone Desmond Spellman!", Mikayla and Ace exclaimed as they shoved Sheldon onto Meghann again which forced Cali to skid away with a kitty screech as Sheldon evilly interjected, " Give me that you little witch!" while pretending to grab the bed sheet from Meghann before he went flying into the other room, landing on the floor. Meghann was then pulled out of the Mystic Abyss and onto the floor pretending she was unconscious again with Leo. Then when they came too they all started laughing when Sheldon came back out of the room.
" Oh man this is awesome!", Delaney laughed.
" Yeah I agree, this is fun!", Nora laughed.
" See?! Told you guys it was a great idea!", Julia laughed.
" Yeah but where did Cali go?! She must have gotten destroyed in the Mystic Abyss!", Meghann laughed.
" Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!", Delaney, Meghann, Julia, Leo, Sheldon, Kayla, Mikayla, Nora and Ace laughed their heads off, slapping their thighs.
" What's this I hear about destroying Cali in the Mystic Abyss?!", Mrs. Brissette asked with a slight laugh when she came up the stairs, shaking her head.
" Nothing Mom, we're doing a role play from a movie and adding our own craziness to the plot too!", Meghann laughed.
" Yeah I heard that you were all watching Casper Meets Wendy.", Mrs. Brissette said.
" It's true, we were Mrs. Brissette! We decided to do the Mystic Abyss scene because we thought it was cool, well it was mainly Julia's idea and we just all went along with it!", Leo laughed.
" Ok but how does Cali fit into all of this?", Mrs. Brissette asked in confusion.
" Cali jumped into our role play right in the middle of it so we decided to throw her in to make it more interesting and funny!", Meghann laughed.
" Oh ok I get it now but what are you using as the Mystic Abyss?", Mrs. Brissette asked.
" We're using Dr. Cooper's desk chair from his desk!", Mikayla laughed as she pointed at the chair in the middle of the hallway.
" Oh ok and one more question, who's playing the bad guy?", Mrs. Brissette asked.
" Dr. Cooper!", Meghann, Leo, Mikayla, Delaney, Ace, Nora, Julia and Kayla laughed as they all pointed at Sheldon.
" Oh lovely, figures that would be the case. We have our own Desmond Spellman in our house.", Mrs. Brissette sarcastically said.
" You're being sarcastic aren't you Mom?!", Meghann laughed.
" Yes Meghann I am.", Mrs. Brissette said as she walked back downstairs.
Meow!
" Oh there's Cali! I guess she didn't get destroyed after all!", Meghann laughed as she picked up the cat, nuzzling her face into Cali's soft fur.
" Yes well you're about to get destroyed in another round kitten!", Sheldon exclaimed.
" Oh it's so on lover! Bring it!", Meghann exclaimed as they started up the role play for the third time. After they were finished with the third run of their role play Sheldon exclaimed, " This is the best y'all! What a great way to celebrate the fact that we got my former friends sent to federal prison than to conjure up a role play from a movie! You guys are seriously the best group of friends I've ever had in my life!" They then went for another round and continued doing it until bedtime. Sheldon sprayed himself with Lysol before him and Meghann got ready for bed shortly after that.
" You're putting us to bed?", Sheldon asked as Mrs. Brissette was tucking him into his bed after she just tucked Meghann into her bed. She gently took his brand new watch off his wrist too and set it on the nightstand in between the two beds, plugging it into the charger so that it could charge overnight.
" Yes because I want to make sure that you actually go to bed this time. I don't want to have to put you down for a nap again tomorrow afternoon for staying up all night again like you did last night.", Mrs. Brissette said.
" Well I suppose that makes sense. Good night Mrs. Brissette.", Sheldon said with a soft smile.
" Good night Dr. Cooper.", Mrs. Brissette said with a smile as she kissed him on the head.
" Good night Mom.", Meghann said.
" Good night Meghann.", Mrs. Brissette said and as she was walking out of the room, shutting the light off and the door behind her she called out, " I love you both so much!"
" We love you too.", Meghann and Sheldon said before they both fell asleep. But 20 minutes later Sheldon suddenly woke up with this sudden urge to throw up and ran to the bathroom, throwing up into the toilet which immediately caught Meghann's attention.
" Oh my God, Dr. Cooper are you alright?!", Meghann asked in concern when she entered the bathroom.
" I don't know Meghann! Oh Lord I think I might be getting sick! This is awful!", Sheldon screamed as he started to cry while continuing to throw up into the toilet.
" Oh crap, hold on one second.", Meghann said before she interjected, " Mom, Dad, get up here now! Dr. Cooper's throwing up!" which immediately caught their attention and they came running up the stairs just as Brian was coming out of his room.
" What the chiz is going on here?!", Brian shrieked as he stood in the doorway dressed in his pajammas.
" Brian that's not helping right now, please go back to bed! Your mother and I got this!", Mr. Brissette scolded as he put his hand up. Then he looked at Sheldon and asked in concern, " Are you alright?"
" I don't know Mr. Brissette it's really weird! I all of a sudden just woke up with the urge to throw up and, well, I just did! Oh this is horrible, I don't want to be sick!", Sheldon cried as he lifted his head up from the toilet.
" It's alright, it's probably just a stomach bug or something. Come on, let's get you back in bed and I'll give you something that might help settle your stomach.", Mrs. Brissette said in a soothing voice as she helped him stand up and walked him back to his and Meghann's room with Meghann following them while Brian headed back his room to go back to bed.
" And Brad please go get a bowl from the kitchen!"
" Alright Linda, I'll be right back!", Mr. Brissette said as he headed back down the stairs to go to the kitchen and grabbed a bowl before he headed back upstairs, walking into Meghann and Sheldon's room with it. He handed it to his wife who then placed it next to Sheldon's head after she got him to lay back down on his side, tucking him back in under the covers. She takes his temperature too with a thermometer and it comes back normal.
" Ok your temperature's normal which is good, I'll be right back. Please stay in here with him for a moment Brad.", Mrs. Brissette said as she walked out of the room and back downstairs.
" Alright Linda.", Mr. Brissette said as he began to rub soothing circles on Sheldon's back while he laid there in his bed moaning in agony. Mrs. Brissette then came back a few minutes later with a glass of something in her hand that had a bendy straw sitting in it.
" Ok I'm back, let's sit him up for a second.", Mrs. Brissette said as she set the glass down on the nightstand for a second.
" Alright.", Mr. Brissette said as the two spouses carefully helped Sheldon sit up in the bed.
" Ok Dr. Cooper take some slow sips of this.", Mrs. Brissette said as she handed the glass to him.
" What is it?", Sheldon moaned as he took the glass into his hand, sniffing it a bit.
" It's just some warm ginger ale. We sometimes give this to Meghann and Brian after they've thrown up and it usually helps with settling their stomachs after a few minutes.", Mrs. Brissette said.
" Alright, if you insist.", Sheldon moaned as he slowly started taking in little sips through the bendy straw. Once he was finished he moaned, " That's good."
" Well good. Oh you poor baby, I hope you feel better tomorrow.", Mrs. Brissette said as she took the empty glass and set it back down on the nightstand before she started gently running her fingers through his hair.
" I hope so too because I don't want to be sick. This will really suck.", Sheldon moaned before he laid back down on his side again with the bowl right next to his head and lips.
" Yes it will but just try to get the best sleep you can and if you need anything else just holler out for us. We're just downstairs.", Mrs. Brissette said as she tucked him back in and kissed his head again.
" Will do, thank you. Good night.", Sheldon moaned.
" Good night Dr. Cooper and good night Meghann.", Mr. and Mrs. Brissette said before they left the room and headed back to bed. As Meghann and Sheldon began to fall back asleep Cali came sprinting in through the kitty door and jumped up onto Sheldon's bed, curling herself up into the crook of his neck, purring happily as she fell asleep. She stayed like that for the entire night and by the next morning shortly after Meghann's phone alarm went off playing the Good Morning ringtone the two roommate/lovers woke up sitting up in bed which made Cali get up and move to the foot of Sheldon's bed.
" Good morning Meghann.", Sheldon said as he rubbed his eyes. The bowl was still sitting next to him on the bed with it still looking completely clean.
" Good morning Dr. Cooper. How do you feel?", Meghann asked.
" I surprisingly feel much better. I haven't thrown up again at all last night anymore so that's a good sign.", Sheldon said.
" Weird. You probably just ate too much and that repetitive spinning in your chair from that Casper Meets Wendy Mystic Abyss movie scene role play that we did last night with our friends is probably what did it.", Meghann said.
" Yes I suppose that maybe is what did it. Note to self, don't ever eat too much food when you want to do role playing like that.", Sheldon said.
" Yeah you think?!", Meghann said with a giddy laugh as she walked over to his bed and kissed him.
Meow!
" Oh good morning Cali. I didn't know you were in here.", Sheldon said as he started to gently scratch Cali on the cheeks and chin making her pur loudly in content.
" She probably sensed that you weren't feeling good last night so she decided to come in and sleep with you.", Meghann said.
" Yes I suppose she did. I swear to God this cat is so sweet.", Sheldon said.
" Yeah she really is Dr. Cooper and she really seems to like you a lot.", Meghann said.
" So I've noticed. Well, shall we head downstairs to see what your mother is making for breakfast?", Sheldon asked.
" Yes I believe that's appropriate.", Meghann said.
" Very well, after you.", Sheldon said as he gestured his hand forward before he stood up from his bed.
" Thank you.", Meghann said as she walked ahead out of the room with Sheldon following her.
" Good morning you guys.", Brian said with a smile when he walked out of his room.
" Good morning Brian.", Meghann and Sheldon said as they were heading to the stairs.
" How are you feeling this morning Dr. Cooper?", Brian asked as he was following them.
" I'm feeling better. I think I just ate too much food and messed up my inner ear vertigo last night.", Sheldon said.
" Yeah that can happen, it's happened to me at least several times in the past.", Brian said.
" That's mainly because you've been drinking too much beer Brian!", Meghann laughed.
" Oh just shut up Meghann!", Brian laughed.
" Good morning Meghann, Brian and Dr. Cooper.", Mr. and Mrs. Brissette said from their usual places in the kitchen with Mrs. Brissette being at the stove cooking breakfast and Mr. Brissette at the table with his coffee, doing his crossword on the newspaper again.
" Good morning.", Meghann, Brian and Sheldon said as Brian and Sheldon went to sit at the table while Meghann went to grab the orange juice out of the fridge.
" How are you feeling this morning?", Mr. Brissette asked as he looked up at Sheldon for a brief moment.
" I'm feeling much better. I think I just might have eaten too much food and messed up my inner ear vertigo from all that repetitive spinning in my computer chair from that role play that we did last night. I think I was having a little bit too much fun pretending to be Desmond Spellman.", Sheldon said as he leaned back in the chair at the table.
" Oh yeah that makes sense, that's happened to Brian at least several times although I would have to say that was mostly because of him drinking too much beer.", Mrs. Brissette said as she stirring the eggs in the frying pan on the stove.
" That's exactly what I said! Thanks for summing that up Mom!", Meghann exclaimed with a laugh as she set the orange juice on the table.
" You're welcome Meghann!", Mrs. Brissette said with a giddy laugh.
" Oh just SHUT UP! Seriously what is with all of you guys saying that I drink too much beer in this house?!", Brian laughed.
" Because you kind of do drink a lot of beer son!", Mr. Brissette laughed.
" Yeah but I'm not an alcoholic Dad! I'd be acting like a crazy person like the ones you see on that A&E show Intervention and thrown in jail if I was!", Brian laughed.
" Yes that's very much true and I don't think I would want to be on a show like that because of you. That's kind of a very sad show to be on anyway.", Sheldon said as he rolled his eyes at Brian.
" Exactly because… well you get the point.", Meghann said.
" We know Meghann.", Mrs. Brissette, Mr. Brissette, Brian and Sheldon said.
FBI headquarters…
" What are you doing Leonard?", Howard and Raj asked as they were watching Leonard trying to chizzle away at one of the concrete walls with a small object that he found lying on the floor of the prison cell they were in.
" What does it look like I'm doing you idiots?! I'm trying to get us out of here!", Leonard hissed as he looked at his friends for a brief period before he went back to trying to chizzle away at the wall.
" Leonard keep your voice down! You don't want that Rexton jerk to hear us!", Penny hissed at her boyfriend.
" To hell I don't Penny, shut up! I don't want to be in this cell just as much as you guys don't either! We don't belong here, we belong at home working at our jobs which I'm pretty sure we're going to get fired from now that we've been trapped in this cell in this god forsaken city ALL NIGHT LONG!", Leonard hissed at his girlfriend.
" WE KNOW THAT!", Penny, Amy, Bernadette, Howard, Raj and Stuart shouted at him.
" Well hello you pathetic fools! Remember me?!", Carmine evilly said when he suddenly appeared out of a cloud of electricity right in front of the cell. A series of lightning strikes and thunderclaps commenced around him making the entire Pasadena geek gang scream in utter terrifying surprise as they stared at the mad scientist who was standing outside their cell with a look of pure evil on his face.
" Oh shit it's Dr. Baucman, Meghann's uncle! HE'S GONNA KILL US!", Howard screamed in terror as he was trying to scramble up the wall away from the cell bar door.
" Howie would you calm down you putz! You're not helping the situation!", Bernadette screamed as she smacked her husband in the back.
" Well neither are you Bernie!", Howard screamed at his wife.
" Why don't you both calm down?! You're giving me a headache!", Amy screamed.
" Can it Fowler!", Stuart screamed.
" Silence all of you! I told you something bad was going to happen to you fools if you didn't leave my niece Meghann and her roommate/boyfriend Dr. Cooper alone, but you didn't listen did you?! Well now this is what you get for your stupid ignorance!", Carmine evilly shouted.
" We didn't even do anything wrong! All we were doing was trying to talk to Sheldon and get some answers from him as to why he deserted us like that!", Bernadette shouted.
" Yeah that's all we were doing!", Amy, Penny, Leonard, Howard, Raj and Stuart shouted.
" Yes well clearly your former friend doesn't want to talk to you anymore but yet you still harassed him anyway!", Carmine evilly shouted.
" Well what in the name of Richard Feynman do you want from us Dr. Carmine Baucman?!", Leonard shouted as he kept trying to chizzle away at the wall.
" I don't want anything from you fools Dr. Leonard Hofstadter other than you not trying to escape this cell which I clearly see you doing right now!", Carmine evilly shouted.
" Keep your voice down! You're going to get us in trouble!", Penny shouted.
" Oh but you're already in trouble so I don't have to Penny!", Carmine evilly shouted.
" What's going on here?! Dr. Carmine Baucman, what are you doing here?!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted when he came back to the cell and saw Carmine standing there outside of it.
" I'm here because these fools look like they're trying to escape! Dr. Hofstadter's got something in his hand that he's trying to chizzle the wall with!", Carmine evilly shouted as he crossed his arms.
" Oh not on my watch they ain't! What do you got in your hand Dr. Hofstadter?!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted.
" Uh…nothing!", Leonard lied as he tried to hide the item that he had in his hand.
" No I'm not buying it! Give me whatever it is you have in your hand now!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted as he stuck his hand in between the bars of the cell door, opening up his hand.
" What are you talking about?! I don't have anything Federal Agent Rexton!", Leonard lied again as he stuck the item in his back pocket before showing off his empty hands.
" No you clearly look like you're trying to hide something from me! I just saw you stick something in your back pocket! Now hand it over!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted as he shook his head while opening and closing his hand through the bars of the cell.
" I just told you I don't have anything! See?!", Leonard shouted as he showed off his empty hands again.
" Nope we're not playing this game Leonard! Give me it!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted as he unlocked the cell, walked in approaching Leonard and reached into his back pocket pulling out the item that he had.
" Well well well what do we have here?! A threaded nail! I'll be taking this and for doing THAT just earned you and your little trouble making friends more time in here mister!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted as he shoved the nail into his pocket and stormed out of the cell before he slammed it shut, locked it again and walked away.
" Great, what do we do now?!", Penny shouted.
" We don't know what to do now Penny!", Stuart shouted.
" I so f*cking hate you for this Dr. Baucman! Thanks a lot you jerk!", Leonard shouted as he threw an angry finger at Carmine.
" Well that's good Dr. Hofstadter because I hate you too! Ta ta!", Carmine evilly shouted with an evil smirk before he disappeared into the cloud of electricity again. Meanwhile back at the Brissettes house shortly after they got done eating breakfast Sheldon told them that he was going to go out for a bit to which they told him to be careful. He came back a few hours later looking a bit happy.
" Well you seem happy. Did you have fun?", Meghann asked Sheldon when he walked into their shared room as she was sitting on her bed reading a book.
" Yes I am and yes I did. Thank you for asking.", Sheldon said.
" No problem. So where did you go?", Meghann asked.
" I went to the DMV.", Sheldon said.
" DMV? What did you go there for?", Meghann asked in surprise.
" To take my driver's test.", Sheldon said.
" Really?!", Meghann asked him, getting a bit excited.
" Yes, I was honestly just getting a bit tired of just having a learner's permit and I figured I could at least do something productive.", Sheldon said.
" That's great Dr. Cooper. So how did you do?", Meghann asked.
" Well, why don't you see for yourself Meghann.", Sheldon said with a smile as he pulled out a New York City temporary driver's license slip with his name on it out of his messenger bag over his shoulder and showed it to her.
" Shut up! You got your license dude?!", Meghann exclaimed as she looked at it.
" Yes I did. They're sending it to me in the mail.", Sheldon said.
" Oh my god I don't believe this! This is awesome, I'm so happy for you! Congratulations!", Meghann exclaimed as she threw her arms around him which startled him a bit but nothing too bad.
" Thank you.", Sheldon said as Meghann let go of him.
" Mom, Dad, Brian, you're not going to believe what I just found out!", Meghann exclaimed down the stairs when she walked out of the room with Sheldon following her.
" What are you screaming about up here sis?", Brian asked his sister when him and their parents came up the stairs.
" I just found out some really great news!", Meghann exclaimed.
" Well what is it sweetheart?", Mrs. Brissette asked.
" Dr. Cooper just got his driver's license!", Meghann exclaimed as she pointed at Sheldon.
" WHAT?!", Mrs. and Mr. Brissette and Brian exclaimed in shock as they stared at him.
" Yes it's true. I went to the DMV today, took my test and passed it. I felt like getting my license now because I was kind of getting a bit bored with having just a learner's permit.", Sheldon said as he showed them the slip.
" Oh yeah that's awesome man! Nice job!", Brian exclaimed as he smacked Sheldon's hand.
" Yes congratulations Dr. Cooper, that's wonderful!", Mrs. Brissette exclaimed as she nodded her head along with her husband.
" Thank you.", Sheldon said as he put the slip back in his bag.
" Oh my god I got to tell our friends! They're gonna freak!", Meghann exclaimed as she pulled out her phone and sent out a mass text to the others. Her message said:
M: Guys, celebration at mine and Dr. Cooper's house right now! Dr. Cooper just got his driver's license today! :)
Within minutes of her sending that text she began getting messages up the wazoo again just like she did for the Facebook status, saying they were coming over right away. Once they showed up they decided to listen to music in the bedroom as a celebration but then took a break when Leo told Sheldon that he had something for him related to the situation. Curious to know to what this was Sheldon and the other girls followed Leo across the street to his house and stood at the end of the driveway while Leo was backing an all too familiar truck out of his garage.
" Back up you guys! The Vortex of Death is coming out!", Leo interjected out the driver's side window which made his friends all move to the grass next to the driveway. When he parked it on the curb in front of the Lemonsellys house the girls all cheered and smacked hands as Leo was getting out of the truck leaving Sheldon very confused as to what was happening.
" Leo Michael Lemonselly what in the name of Richard Feynman is this?!", Sheldon asked in confusion as he stared at his friend.
" Dude it's Twister's truck, The Vortex of Death! Remember, we took it as a trophy!", Leo exclaimed as he suddenly tossed the keys to the truck at Sheldon who caught them in mid-air.
" Yes I remember that but why are you giving me the keys?!", Sheldon asked as he stared at the keys in his hand.
" Dr. Cooper don't you get it?! The truck is yours now!", Leo laughed.
" This is mine?!", Sheldon asked in shock as he pointed at the truck.
" Yes it's yours, you earned it! You're the one that got rid of those crazy psychos in the first place and you just got your license today so it makes perfect sense!", Nora exclaimed.
" I don't know what to say except, thanks y'all. This is great, I got my license and a brand new truck all on the same day.", Sheldon said with a smile as he was fingering with the truck keys in his hand.
" Yeah you can do whatever you want with it dude! Now quit your yapping and let's take this thing for a spin!", Leo exclaimed.
" Alright what the heck Leo. Everyone in my truck!", Sheldon exclaimed as he climbed in the driver's seat which immediately made all his friends scream with excitement and pile in the truck.
" I seriously can not believe I'm actually do this!", Sheldon said with a gaspy amusing laugh as he was sticking the keys into the ignition to start up the truck.
" Yeah me neither, this is insane! This is the first time ever that we get to actually touch this thing considering the fact that it belonged to my enemy when he was alive!", Meghann exclaimed as she sat next to Sheldon in the passenger seat.
" Yes well now we can say screw him Meghann! He's a dead asshole!", Sheldon exclaimed as he performed all the necessary safety checks before he placed his foot on the brake and switched the gears to drive before he pulled away from the curb.
" Yeah he is! You suck Twister!", Meghann exclaimed at the top of her voice as she threw her head back.
" So are you gonna keep The Vortex of Death name or are you going to change it to something else?", Leo exclaimed.
" I kind of like the truck name so I'm going to leave it the way it is although I will do some interior decorating in the way back part of the truck.", Sheldon said.
" Yeah that's a really great idea Dr. Cooper! You can turn it into a really cool mobile hangout spot for us!", Nora exclaimed.
" Yes the possibilities are endless for what I could do with that torture cab Nora. I might have to take your suggestion into consideration.", Sheldon said.
" Man I can not believe that I'm actually sitting in my own best friend's truck right now! This is awesome!", Mikayla exclaimed.
" Yeah I agree, I could totally just scream right now!", Julia exclaimed.
" Yes well do not scream in my truck Bennie and The Jets! I do not wish to go deaf especially after I just got my license today!", Sheldon scolded.
" I was just kidding Dr. Cooper, chill out! I'm not going to make you go deaf, I'm your friend! Friends don't do that!", Julia laughed in amusement.
" Yeah of course they don't!", Ace laughed in a sarcastic tone.
" Shut it Ace!", Julia laughed.
" Why don't we all just shut it and just celebrate!", Delaney exclaimed.
" Yeah I agree! What do you say we set this roof on fire you guys?!", Leo exclaimed as he took his phone out.
" Yeah but what do you mean by…?!", Kayla exclaimed but mid-sentence she was interrupted when Leo turned on the song Set the Roof by Rae Sremmurd feat. Lil Jon(explicit) on his phone which started blasting through the truck speakers after he connected it to the Bluetooth.
" Ohhh, yeah Leo!", Meghann, Delaney, Julia, Kayla, Nora, Mikayla and Ace exclaimed as they started bouncing around to the beat of the rap song. Leo started doing the same thing too.
" Ah ha very amusing Leo! That's what you meant by that with this obnoxious rap song!", Sheldon said with a gaspy laugh.
" Yeah dat's what I say Dr. Cooper! Now it's a party up in here physicist!", Leo exclaimed as he smacked his hands together.
" Yes it certainly is turtle boy!", Sheldon exclaimed as he began to nod his head slightly to the music.
" We set the roof, on, fire! We set the roof on fire! We set the roof, on, fire! We set the roof on fire!", Meghann, Leo, Delaney, Julia, Kayla, Mikayla, Nora, Ace and surprisingly even Sheldon started singing at the top of their lungs as they were nodding their heads to the beat of the music while Sheldon was driving his new truck that he just got from Leo through the streets of New York City.
" Best day ever!", Sheldon exclaimed.
" Yeah you got that right bestie! This is awesome!", Mikayla exclaimed.
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" Yeah Brian what is it?!", Meghann exclaimed when she answered her phone.
" Meghann where did you guys go all of a sudden? You guys were listening to music in your room and now all of a sudden it's really quiet here.", Brian asked.
" That's because we're now driving around the city in Dr. Cooper's truck!", Meghann exclaimed.
" Dr. Cooper's truck?! What do you mean by his truck sis?!", Brian asked in confusion.
" I mean that Leo just gave him Twister's truck The Vortex of Death! He gave it to him as a congratulations on getting his license gift!", Meghann exclaimed.
" You guys kept Twister's truck and gave it to Dr. Cooper?!", Brian exclaimed.
" Yes we kept it as a trophy bro! Plus Dr. Cooper earned it anyway because he's the one that got rid of the Giddeons and Dr. Blowhole in the first place after he cremated them in the crematorium!", Meghann exclaimed.
" Yeah that makes sense and is that Set the Roof you guys are listening to in there?!", Brian asked in shock as he could hear the music in the background through the phone.
" Yeah Leo's playing it on his phone and it's blasting in the speakers in here!", Meghann exclaimed.
" Oh nice sis! Well have fun with that! Don't get into any trouble or you know Mom and Dad are going to flip their lids!", Brian said with a laugh.
" Yes I'm well aware of that Brian! Later bro!", Meghann exclaimed.
" Later sis!", Brian said before he hung up and Meghann continued bouncing around to the song with her friends and roommate/boyfriend. Then after a few minutes as Sheldon was driving through Times Square, Leo switched the song to See You Again by Miley Cyrus.
" You have a Miley Cyrus song on your phone Leo?!", Sheldon asked in shock.
" Yeah I do Dr. Cooper! It's cool! And plus my girlfriend Ace likes this!", Leo exclaimed.
" Yeah it's true, you know me so well!", Ace exclaimed as she leaned over and kissed Leo. They continue driving around the city while listening to music until they all had to go home. Then 3 days later one evening shortly after Meghann and Sheldon came back from the mall they suddenly started to not feel very well so they decided to turn in early and by the next morning they began to feel even worse than the night before.
" Oh dear God! Please don't tell me we're sick!", Sheldon nasally said as he let out a sneeze and a cough making him jerk up in bed to the sitting position.
" Unfortunately I think we are! Oh I feel like crap!", Meghann nasally said as she did the same thing.
" Me too and my…chest hurts!", Sheldon nasally said as he pressed his hands against his chest while coughing two more times.
" Me too and oh god, gangway!", Meghann nasally said as she did the same thing before she suddenly sprinted from her bed to the bathroom throwing up in the toilet. Sheldon followed her in throwing up in the sink and the two suddenly began to go back and forth between the sink and the toilet in wave bouts of throwing up and coughing and sneezing fits which immediately caught Brian's attention, waking him up to the horrendous sounds that were coming from the bathroom.
" Oh shit!", Brian hissed under his breath as he sprinted from his bed to the bathroom banging his fist on the closed door screaming, " Woah Meghann, Dr. Cooper, are you guys alright in there?!" but as he went to open the door Meghann nasally screamed, " No Brian… do not come in here! I think… whatever this is that we might have… may be contagious!"
" Which is horrible… to say the least! I have… never felt so suckish in all my life! I feel as if… my chest is tightening a bit too in addition to… the pain I feel!", Sheldon nasally screamed as he was trying to catch his breath.
" Me… too! Ugh…!", Meghann nasally screamed as she went into another coughing fit along with Sheldon.
" Well do you want me to get Mom and Dad sis?!", Brian screamed through the door.
" Yes! Go get them now Brian!", Meghann nasally screamed as she coughed, sneezed and threw up again causing Sheldon to do the exact same thing. Brian immediately sprinted down the stairs heading to their parents' room banging on the door loudly screaming, " Mom, Dad, wake up now! It's an emergency!"
" Brian Lucas Brissette what are you doing banging on our bedroom door like an apeman?! It's 7:30 in the morning!", Mrs. Brissette scolded when her and her husband opened the door to see their 22 year old son standing there looking completely frantic out of his mind.
" I know that Mom but I think Meghann and Dr. Cooper might be sick!", Brian screamed.
" Sick?! What do you mean by that?!", Mr. Brissette asked in concern.
" I mean they're sneezing, coughing and throwing up all over the place in the bathroom upstairs! Meghann told me not to go in there because she thinks that they may have some contagious virus but she did tell me to come get you guys!", Brian screamed.
" Oh Lord! Meghann, Dr. Cooper?!", Mrs. Brissette screamed as she ran up the stairs with her husband and Brian following including Cali who trotted up behind them. Mrs. Brissette could clearly hear the horrendous sounds just like Brian described coming from the bathroom behind the closed door and it began to scare her.
" Are you two alright in there?! Brian just said that you might be sick?!", Mrs. Brissette asked in concern as she knocked on the door.
" Indeed and… I don't think this is a normal cold this time! I think we picked up some kind of virus!", Sheldon nasally screamed.
" Well where would you have picked something up at?!", Mr. Brissette asked in concern.
" We were at the mall yesterday and I think that's where somebody that walked by us had given us something that they must have had and didn't know it because later that evening after we came home we started to not feel good so we ended up turning in early and now this morning we feel even worse!", Meghann nasally screamed.
" Ok well that's it, get dressed and I'll take the two of you to the doctor to see what's going on!", Mrs. Brissette said in concern as she walked away with the other two following. Brian went to go get himself dressed while Mr. and Mrs. Brissette did the same as well as Meghann and Sheldon when they finally came out of the bathroom. The two of them suddenly found themselves sitting next to each other in the back seat of Mrs. Brissette's SUV with face masks covering their faces. Brian was sitting in the way back behind them while Mr. and Mrs. Brissette were sitting up front. They sneezed and coughed the whole time while trying to fight the urge to throw up again. Once they all got to the doctor's office the doctor then first scanned their heads with a thermometer before she took a nasal swab for testing. The results came back shortly after that.
" Um, can I please speak to you three in private for a moment?", the doctor asked as she pulled the Brissettes and Brian aside.
" Oh sure of course.", Mrs. Brissette said as the three of them followed the doctor out of the room leaving Meghann and Sheldon in there alone as she shut the door behind them. As they moved away from the door a bit she said in a serious tone, " Ok, so the test results came back and uh… unfortunately I have to tell you that it appears that Meghann and Dr. Cooper have contracted the coronavirus. They tested postive for it."
" What?!", Mr. Brissette, Mrs. Brissette and Brian asked in shock and concern.
" What the chiz is that?!", Brian asked in concern.
" It's a contagious respiratory virus that can be easily spread from person to person through waterdroplets.", the doctor said.
" So what do we do about this?", Mrs. Brissette asked in concern.
" Well if you can I would quarantine them at home, perticularly in their room for the next two weeks and I would make sure that there's no pets around to eliminate the potential for the virus transferring to the rest of you.", the doctor said as she tucked her hair behind her ear.
" Um unfortunately that's a huge problem for us because we have a cat at home and she busts through everything. Are there any other options for where these two could possibly go for the next two weeks?", Mrs. Brissette asked in concern.
" Um yes, you can take them to the hospital or they could go to the CDC.", the doctor said.
" Well we'll try the hospital first and if all else fails then the CDC may be our only option at this point.", Mr. Brissette said.
" Alright well good luck to you.", the doctor said.
" Thank you. Come on let's get Meghann and Dr. Cooper and head up to the hospital.", Mr. Brissette said as he headed back to the room where Meghann and Sheldon were still sitting in. Once they were all back in the car pulling out of the doctor's office parking lot Meghann nasally asked, "Where are we going?"
" We're going up to the hospital to talk to them about what to do with you two.", Mrs. Brissette said in concern.
" Well why on Earth would we have to go to the hospital?", Sheldon nasally asked as his anxiety was starting to rise.
" Because unfortunately you two tested positive for the coronavirus.", Mr. Brissette said in concern.
" What?!", Meghann and Sheldon nasally asked in shock.
" I knew it! We're going to die Meghann!", Sheldon nasally shrieked as he let out another sneeze and cough into his face mask.
" Dude would you calm down! This isn't…!", Meghann nasally started to scold him but was interrupted by another sneeze and cough as well into her face mask.
" Alright that's enough you two. We'll get this figured out and then you two will be able to take a nice long nap. It's what you do when you're sick anyway.", Mr. Brissette said in concern.
" Yeah but I don't want to be sick.", Meghann nasally said.
" Neither do I.", Sheldon nasally said.
" It's going to be ok.", Mrs. Brissette said in concern as she pulled up into the hospital parking lot. They walked in and she said to the receptionist, " Um hi my daughter and my informally adopted son have both contracted the coronavirus and I was wondering if they could be admitted here for quarantine?"
" Uh well unfortunately we are very full today and don't have any spots open at this time.", the receptionist said as she shook her head.
" Oh shoot.", Mr. Brissette said as he threw his head back.
" That's ok. Is there a chance that they could stay at home?", the receptionist asked.
" No because we have a cat and the doctor doesn't want there to be any pets around so unfortunately she told us our only option left was to contact the CDC about them possibly going there.", Mrs. Brissette said in concern.
" The CDC?! That's the last place I want to be at right now!", Sheldon nasally shrieked as he stood next to Meghann. He let out another cough and sneeze into his mask with Meghann doing the same. He was wearing his dark blue windbreaker over his Green Lantern shirt and brown slacks. His laser wristwatch was on his wrist too.
" Dr. Cooper calm down, it's not that big of a deal.", Mrs. Brissette said in concern as she rolled her eyes.
" But we're just going to get worse! That place is a huge petrie dish of germs just like this place is! Why can't we just go home?!", Sheldon nasally shrieked.
" Because you two can't be around Cali right now due to the fact that it could potentially spread the virus to the rest of us in the house. In fact you two can't be around anyone right now including your friends.", Mrs. Brissette said in concern.
" Oh Lord this couldn't be anymore awful!", Sheldon nasally shrieked.
" Yeah well you're…!", Meghann started to nasally say but was interrupted by another sneeze and cough that she let out. Sheldon did the same.
" Ok yeah can you please contact the CDC right now.", Mrs. Brissette said in concern to the receptionist behind the desk.
" Of course.", the receptionist said as she picked up her desk phone and dialed the emergency number for the CDC. When she got an answer she explained the situation to them and they said that they would send a street crew there within 20 minutes.
" Alright the CDC has been notified and they're on their way right now.", the receptionist said as she hung up her phone.
" Great, thank you.", Mr. Brissette said in concern.
" Oh Lord could this not get anymore worse?! I feel like I'm going to pass out!", Sheldon nasally shrieked as he started to cry while coughing and sneezing some more into his mask.
" Me too!", Meghann nasally shrieked as she was doing the same thing.
" You guys are going to be fine, it's just a respiratory virus! It will go away in about two weeks!", Brian said in concern.
" That's easy for you to say Brian! You're not the one being picked up by The Centers for Disease Control to be taken to some freakin' lab for quarantine!", Meghann nasally cried out at her brother. She let out another cough after that and Sheldon did too. They continued coughing and sneezing into their masks even when the CDC arrived to pick them up. A few street crew members wearing protective hazmat suits began wheeling in two stretchers through the doors of the hospital into the lobby and started making Sheldon and Meghann sit down onto them, carefully lying back as they were then wheeled outside to the waiting CDC van that had an ambulance like look to it. By this point as they were wheeled into the back of it they were both crying and wanting to go home. Shortly after they got to the facility and quarantined in an isolation pod room with clear plexiglass windows surrounding it a pretty young caucasian woman with long curly red hair and green eyes suddenly walked into their room wearing a pair of green nurse scrubs and a face mask over her face as well as latex gloves on her hands. She looked to be about 23 years old.
" Hello Meghann and Dr. Cooper my name is Rowan Michelle Walker and I will be your nurse taking care of you.", Nurse Walker said in a soothing motherly-like voice as she first approached Meghann's bed and started inserting an IV tube into the top of her hand so that she could hook an IV line to it to give her fluids before she did the same thing to Sheldon. The two of them were still wearing their street clothes due to the fact the staff didn't want the virus to potentially spread anywhere else around the facility.
" Hello Nurse Walker.", Meghann and Sheldon nasally cried.
" I'm scared! I've never had a virus like this ever in my life!", Sheldon nasally cried as he laid in the bed looking up at the ceiling with the florescent lights shining down on him and Meghann.
" I know you're scared but it's ok. You two are going to get the best care possible while you're here for the next two weeks.", Nurse Walker said as she started running the fluid bag through the IV line that was connected to Sheldon's hand before she did the same thing to Meghann.
" I feel like I'm going to throw up again!", Meghann nasally cried.
" Me too!", Sheldon nasally cried.
" Ok well here's some buckets.", Nurse Walker said as she handed each of them a bio-hazard bucket to which they immediately took them into their hands and threw up into them over the side of their beds. She gently rubbed soothing circles on their backs as they were doing so.
" Oh I feel like butt!", Meghann nasally cried before she threw up again into the bucket.
" Well I don't know what I feel like at the moment Meghann! Oh my stomach and my chest hurt so bad!", Sheldon nasally cried as he did the same thing.
" Mine too!", Meghann nasally cried.
" Well you two just hang tight, I'm going to go get some medicine for you.", Nurse Walker said as she walked out of the room. She then came back moments later with the medicine as well as two more pillows and two soft blankets that had been dropped off at the facility by Meghann's family after they had stopped by Target and bought them. They were full size ones with different images on them. Meghann got a Black Eyed Peas one which consisted of a black background with a large green pixelated face and the band name at bottom which was the same image that was on the Energy Never Dies album( The E-N-D) while Sheldon got a bright yellow one with all the DC Superheroes on it. After Nurse Walker gave them their medicine in a syringe by mouth she then placed the pillows behind their backs and draped the new blankets over them. They both moaned in comfort as they settled in their beds under the blankets.
" There you go. Are you two comfortable?", Nurse Walker asked.
" Yes.", Meghann and Sheldon nasally said.
" Good we want to make you as comfortable as possible while you're here with us. Alright I guess I will let your fluids run for a while and let you two take a nap. Let me know if there's anything else you need and I'll come back, ok.", Nurse Walker said.
" Ok, thank you Nurse Walker.", Meghann and Sheldon nasally said as they began to get sleepy.
" Of course. Have a good nap you two. I'll come back to check on you a little later.", Nurse Walker said before she left the room again. Meghann and Sheldon both fell asleep shortly after that. However during their nap Meghann's radar watch suddenly went off which woke them up.
" Good Lord is that your watch Meghann?", Sheldon nasally moaned as his head lulled to one side of the bed.
" Yes it is Dr. Cooper which means there's another super cell thunderstorm somewhere! I got to call my boss and let him know I can't work right now! Fudge!", Meghann nasally moaned as she looked at her radar watch and started tapping a few things on the screen before she saw her boss's face pop up.
" Meghann where are you? Are you chasing that super cell?", Felix asked.
" I can't right now Felix.", Meghann nasally moaned as she laid there in the bed looking at the screen with slow blinking eyes before she let out another cough.
" What do you mean you can't and are you alright? You don't sound too good.", Felix asked in concern.
" That's because I'm sick. My roommate/boyfriend Dr. Cooper and I both contracted the coronavirus and we're being quarantined at the CDC right now for the next two weeks.", Meghann nasally moaned as she then coughed, sneezed and threw up again in the bucket.
" Oh well that doesn't sound good. How did the two of you get it?", Felix asked in concern.
" We were at the mall yesterday and we think what happened was someone else that walked by us must have had it and inadvertently gave it to us. We were feeling kind of crappy last night after we came home but then this morning we felt even worse so my mom took us to the doctor and unfortunately we tested positive for the virus so we had no choice but to come to the CDC due to the fact that we couldn't stay at home because of Cali and the hospital couldn't take us because they were full.", Meghann nasally moaned.
" Ok well that makes sense. Just take it easy and come back when you're feeling better.", Felix said in concern.
" Thank you. Well I got to go, Dr. Cooper and I were in the middle of taking a nap anyway.", Meghann nasally moaned.
" Ok take care and I'll see you in two weeks. Bye.", Felix said.
" Bye.", Meghann nasally moaned as she then hung up which silenced her watch. Her and Sheldon then fell back asleep moments after that. Nurse Walker came in a minute later with a thermometer and two ice bags. As she quietly approached Meghann's bed first Meghann kind of turned her head and opened her eyes slightly.
" Don't mind me Meghann, I'm just taking a temperature reading. Go back to sleep.", Nurse Walker softly said as she held the radar gun-like thermometer in her hand up with her finger hovering over the button. Meghann then slowly nodded her head and fell back asleep just as the nurse was scanning her head with the thermometer.
Beep!
She then wrote down the temperature reading on a temperature log with the date and time next to it before she went over to Sheldon's bed and did the same thing to him while surprisingly not waking him up. Then she gently placed the ice bags on their heads and left again. Then a few hours later after Meghann and Sheldon woke up from their nap they were sitting slightly up in their beds watching tv on a tv that Nurse Walker wheeled in there for them after they asked for it. The show they decided to watch was Full House. The episode they were watching was the summer camp episode at the part where Steve was wrestling with the supposed Cropsey Maniac.
Dad, Steve has captured the Cropsey Maniac!
Oh no. Steve, Steve, I think you captured the wrong maniac.
Huh? Oh, hey Joey, how's it going?
He fell in the mud.
Oxygen, brain, everything getting dark.
Oh sorry.
Joey falls to the floor after Steve lets go)
Thunk!
Mommy? I'm fine mommy.
" Oh what fresh hell is this?", Sheldon nasally said as somewhat of a stupid smirk started spreading across his face.
" I don't know but this is funny!", Meghann nasally laughed to the point where she let out another cough.
Boom boom boom! Got to get that! Boom boom boom! Got to get that!
" Oh son of a beeswax.", Meghann nasally said as she rolled her eyes when she heard her cell phone ringing which forced Sheldon to turn the tv down as Meghann answered the phone.
" What Leo?", Meghann nasally asked.
" Dude I was calling you to see if you guys wanted to hang out.", Leo said.
" We can't Leo. Dr. Cooper and I aren't even home right now.", Meghann nasally said as she pulled the phone away from her ear for a second to let out another sneeze and cough.
" Well where are you guys and why do you sound all stuffed up?", Leo asked in concern.
" We're at the CDC right now, we're both sick with the coronavirus.", Meghann nasally said.
" How did you guys get that?!", Leo asked in concern.
" We think we picked it up at the mall yesterday after somebody else must of had it and unknowingly gave it to us after they walked by us.", Meghann nasally said before she threw up again in the bucket.
" Man that sucks Meghann!", Leo hissed.
" Yeah it really does, we feel like crap.", Meghann nasally said.
" Well do you want all of us to come up there or what?", Leo asked.
" You guys can come up but I really don't think you're going to be allowed in our room without wearing a mask or a hazmat suit.", Meghann nasally said.
" Yeah I know and wait a second, is that the tv I'm hearing in the background?", Leo asked as he was listening to the tv noise in the background over the phone.
" Yeah we're watching Full House right now.", Meghann nasally said.
" Dude that show's funny, we're so coming up there to see you guys.", Leo exclaimed.
" Ok knock yourselves out but just be prepared to bring a mask or some kind of protection with you because you're not getting in without them.", Meghann nasally said.
" Will do. See you in a few, bye.", Leo said.
" Bye.", Meghann nasally said before she hung up.
" Leo is coming up here with the rest of our friends?!", Sheldon nasally asked in shock as he turned the volume back up a bit on the tv.
" Yeah I told him that they're all going to have to wear masks or something so that they can get in here to see us for a few minutes. They won't be able to get in without them.", Meghann nasally said.
" Yes that's true. Alright.", Sheldon nasally said before he threw up again into the bucket. A short time later the others showed up wearing face masks so that they could still hang out with each other at a safe distance in the room. Meghann and Sheldon then both came home 2 weeks later feeling much better. As they were pulling in the driveway from running errands Meghann said, " Man it feels so great to be feeling better. That was the longest two weeks ever."
" Indeed. I thought we were going to die.", Sheldon as he parked his truck in the driveway and turned off the engine.
" Only you would think that dude.", Meghann said as she rolled her eyes but as she was getting out of the truck and shutting the door, she suddenly smacked her chest on the side mirror pretty hard.
" Ow!", Meghann screamed in pain as she hunched over pressing her hands into her chest.
" Good Lord are you alright Meghann?!", Sheldon asked in concern as he jumped out of the truck and came around to the passenger side.
" No Dr. Cooper I hit my chest on your side mirror! It hurts!", Meghann screamed as she started to cry.
" Alright well let's go inside for a moment. Come with me.", Sheldon said in concern as he walked her into the house and up the stairs to their room.
" Is Meghann ok Dr. Cooper?", Brian asked in concern when he opened his bedroom door.
" Yes your sister's fine Brian. She just hit her chest on my side mirror while getting out of my truck.", Sheldon said in concern as he was walking Meghann into their room.
" Ow!", Meghann cried as she kept pressing her hands against her chest.
" Shhh, calm down. You're alright.", Sheldon said in concern as he gently helped her lie down on her bed. He then took off his messenger bag, setting on the floor next his bed before he grabbed his stethoscope again from the drawer and stuck the ear pieces in his ears. Meghann then began concentrating on her breathing as Sheldon was listening to her to see if he could hear anything abnormal but luckily nothing was wrong.
" Ok that's good, nothing out of the ordinary. Sit up for a second.", Sheldon said as he put it away back in the drawer while Meghann slowly sat up. He then gently wrapped some bandages around her chest and helped her lie back down again, placing a cold compress on it before he tucked her in under the covers which included her brand new blanket that she got while they were quarantined at the CDC. She wanted to say something to that but Sheldon said, " Shhh, get some rest. I'll go bring everything in from the truck and I'll do the same."
" Ok, thank you.", Meghann softly said as he tears began to subside.
" Of course, I love you kitten.", Sheldon said as he kissed her.
" I love you too.", Meghann softly said as she kissed him back before falling asleep. Sheldon then went to bring in everything they bought from his truck into the house before he came back upstairs and fell asleep too in his bed. Then later that night Mikayla began to get a little bored while watching tv so she shut the tv off, got up from her bed and walked downstairs to ask her mother something.
" Hey mom I'm a little bored. Can I invite my best friend Dr. Cooper over to spend the night?", Mikayla asked as she stood in the kitchen next to her mother who was putting dishes away from the dishwasher. The dogs and the cat were just chilling out in the living room around Tyler who was sitting on the couch playing his Xbox.
" Well I don't have a problem with that Mikayla but why don't you text your father real quick and ask him.", Mrs. Rexton said.
" Ok.", Mikayla said as she took her phone out. She sent a message to her father asking him if Sheldon could come over to spend the night due to her being very bored at the moment and he told her that as long as they didn't do anything stupid he was fine with it. Upon receiving this Mikayla was so excited that she then called Sheldon and waited for him to answer.
" Hello?", Sheldon answered.
" Hey bestie it's Mikayla!", Mikayla exclaimed.
" Oh hello Mikayla, what's up?", Sheldon asked with a smile as he sat down on his bed.
" Nothing much except I've always wanted to say this but I've never got the chance to yet but um, do you want to come over and spend the night at my house?! I just asked my parents and they said it was okay!", Mikayla exclaimed.
" Interesting. Can I go ask for permission first before I respond to that?", Sheldon asked.
" Sure, go ahead! I'll wait!", Mikayla exclaimed.
" Thank you.", Sheldon said as he then walked out of the bedroom and walked downstairs, walking into the kitchen to see that Mr. and Mrs. Brissette were sitting at the table watching another movie together on a laptop.
" Can we help you with something Dr. Cooper?", Mrs. Brissette asked when her and her husband looked up from the movie they were watching.
" Yes, my best friend Mikayla just called me and asked me if I wanted to spend the night at her house tonight. Is that ok with you two?", Sheldon asked.
" Yes.", Mr. and Mrs. Brissette said as they nodded their heads.
" Thank you.", Sheldon said as he started walking back out of the kitchen.
" Just don't do anything stupid when you're over there!", Mr. Brissette called out.
" Alright I won't!", Sheldon called back as he walked back upstairs.
" Hello Mikayla I'm back.", Sheldon said.
" Great! What did Mr. and Mrs. Brissette say?!", Mikayla exclaimed.
" They said I can come over.", Sheldon said.
" Sweet! This is going to be awesome!", Mikayla exclaimed.
" Well it will certainly be an interesting experience. I honestly think this might actually be the first official best friend sleepover that we've had.", Sheldon said.
" I know I think you're right! See you in a few minutes!", Mikayla exclaimed.
" Yes I shall see you in a few minutes. Goodbye.", Sheldon said.
" Bye!", Mikayla exclaimed before she hung up. As Sheldon was grabbing his sleepwear as well as a set of clothes for the morning, his laptop and toothbrush, shoving them into his messenger bag Meghann came walking into their room dressed in her clothes with a towel wrapped around her head indicating that she had just got out of the shower.
" Oh hi Dr. Cooper. Where are you going?", Meghann asked.
" I'm going to spend the night at my best friend's house.", Sheldon said as he slipped his messenger bag on over his shoulder after he put his tan colored windbreaker on over his red Flash shirt and khakis. He had his shoes on his feet and his laser wristwatch on his wrist.
" Really? Mikayla asked you to spend the night?", Meghann asked.
" Yes she did.", Sheldon said.
" Well good thing because Leo asked me to spend the night at his house.", Meghann said as she was grabbing some things into a bag as well.
" Ah ha how ironic! We're both spending the night at our best friends' houses tonight!", Sheldon said with an amusing gaspy laugh.
" I know, right?! That's so funny!", Meghann laughed.
" Indeed! See you tomorrow Meghann!", Sheldon said as he started walking out of the room towards the stairs.
" See you tomorrow too Dr. Cooper!", Meghann laughed as she then followed him out the door and headed across the street as Sheldon was getting into his truck to drive over to Mikayla's house.
Knock knock knock! " Mikayla!"
Knock knock knock! " Mikayla!"
Knock knock knock! " Mikayla!"
" Hi Dr. Cooper! Come on in!", Mikayla exclaimed as she opened the door to see Sheldon standing there on the front porch.
" Thank you Mikayla.", Sheldon said as he walked into the house and Mikayla shut the door behind him.
" Shut the f*ck up, you actually invited your best friend over Mikayla?", Tyler asked as he rolled his eyes at his sister.
" Yes I did Tyler because he's spending the night! Why don't you stay out of business!", Mikayla laughed as she shook her head at her brother.
" Ok that's enough you two! Tyler do not use language like that in this house!", Mrs. Rexton scolded.
" Aw come on mom give me a break! I'm 27 years old!", Tyler shot back.
" I don't care how old you are Tyler! You still live in this house and your father and I don't want you saying things like that! You say another word like that and you're grounded!", Mrs. Rexton scolded.
" Fine, I'll stop!", Tyler hissed.
" Thank you!", Mrs. Rexton scolded.
" Let's just ignore them and go up to my room Dr. Cooper.", Mikayla said as she batted her hands in the direction of her brother and mother before she headed to the stairs.
" Alright if you insist Mikayla.", Sheldon said as he followed her.
" And don't bother us Tyler because if you do I will kick your butt!", Mikayla interjected down the stairs.
" You do realize Dad can hear you over that wiretap Mikayla!", Tyler shot back at his sister from the living room.
" Yes I know that! Now shut up!", Mikayla interjected before she slammed her bedroom door shut.
" Nice room Mikayla.", Sheldon said as he was looking around his best friend's room. There were a few posters hanging up on the wall which consisted of The Black Eyed Peas band, the *NSYNC band and one poster of Albert Einstein. There was also a desk and desk chair in one corner of the room with her laptop sitting on it, an Oculus Quest2 virtual reality headset and controllers hanging up in another corner of the wall, a tv that was facing Mikayla's bed, some family pictures hanging up on posterboards, a huge circular soft faux fur rug in the middle of the room that was bright neon yellow and bright LED lights that hung near the ceiling that hung on the walls going all the way around the room. They were the kind of LEDs that you could change the color using a remote. They were set on blue at that moment and Mikayla also had her iPod sitting on a docking station speaker that was sitting on one of her dressers too.
" Thanks Dr. Cooper although mine is not nearly as cool as yours and Meghann's is. Mine is just an average teenage girl bedroom.", Mikayla said as she sat down on her bed.
" Well there's nothing wrong with that. Most people have average looking bedrooms anyway.", Sheldon said as he sat down in Mikayla's desk chair when he pulled it up beside the bed after he took his messenger bag off his shoulder, setting it on the floor next to the desk.
" Yeah but you guys don't! Your room is like a freakin' nightclub!", Mikayla laughed.
" Well the whole nightclub thing is a bit of a stretch but I suppose you're right in some way.", Sheldon said.
" Of course I am bestie, duh!", Mikayla laughed as she playfully punched him in the shoulder.
" Ow! Ok woman don't do that to me please!", Sheldon laughed as he rubbed his shoulder.
" Sorry I'm just a little excited! This pretty much is our first sleepover after all!", Mikayla said.
" Yes that's very much true. This is also the first time I've ever been in your room as well.", Sheldon said.
" I know, it's awesome. So what do you want to do?", Mikayla asked.
" How about I just let you pick since you're the one that invited me over in the first place.", Sheldon said with a smile.
" Ok, you want to listen to some music?", Mikayla asked as she stood up from her bed.
" Sure.", Sheldon said. Mikayla then walked over to her iPod and started scrolling through her playlist. When she found the song she wanted she pressed play and sat down in the desk chair with Sheldon still sitting in it behind her, spinning both of them around in the chair with her feet laughing histerically. The song playing was Bang, Bang, Bang by Selena Gomez.
" Good Lord woman, what kind of obnoxious social convention is this?!", Sheldon shrieked in surprise as he stared at his best friend who was having the time of her life.
" Oh come on Dr. Cooper lighten up! We're goofing off, this is what best friends do with each other! Especially if they're having a sleepover!", Mikayla laughed as she kept spinning the chair.
" More like obnoxious goofing off if you ask me Mikayla! You're going to make us dizzy in the head!", Sheldon shot back.
" Oh just stop it Dr. Cooper, you know you're enjoying this shit you just don't want to admit it!", Mikayla laughed.
" Ok you know what I don't think that's… damn that's a catchy song!", Sheldon interjected as he kept listening to the lyrics of the song.
" Exactly, now just shut up and go along with it!", Mikayla laughed.
" Ok y'all asked for it but you're playing with forces beyond your Ken!", Sheldon interjected as he started moving his feet too along with Mikayla's, making the chair spin faster.
" Yeah well your Ken can kiss my Barbie dude!", Mikayla laughed.
" Oh you're going to get it for that one bestie!", Sheldon laughed.
" Well then bring it physicist, it's on tonight! Just a couple of wacky best friends hanging out with each other doing God knows what!", Mikayla laughed.
" Ok Rexton that's it! You're so going to get it now!", Sheldon laughed as he playfully smacked her upside the head.
" Hey don't do that! I wasn't ready for that!", Mikayla laughed as she did it back to him as they were still spinning in the chair while listening to the Selena Gomez song.
" Well why don't y'all get ready then because I'm about ready to take this bull by the horns, best friend style of course!", Sheldon laughed.
" Oh I'd love to see you try bestie! Bring it!", Mikayla laughed.
" Ok you're the one that asked for it! Brace yourself for what may come!", Sheldon laughed as he raised his arm and started firing lasers around the room from his watch making the two best friends dodge them as they were bouncing off the walls every which way.
" Oh yeah now this night's lit! You are seriously the greatest best friend I've ever had in my life!", Mikayla exclaimed.
" Same to you! You're so much better than Leonard!", Sheldon exclaimed.
" Oh yeah to hell with that jerk! Screw him!", Mikayla exclaimed.
" Yeah you hear that you low down punk?! Screw you!", Sheldon exclaimed.
FBI headquarters…
" Are you flipping kidding me?! I can't believe those two had the nerve to say that! That little bi*ch is so dead for stealing my best friend! I'm going to kill her for this!", Leonard hissed as him and the others listened to the wiretap that was sitting on the main desk out in the lobby from their cell due to the volume being loud enough to be heard down that way. They could hear everything that Mikayla and Sheldon were saying to each other as well as the firing laser sounds and the obnoxious music playing from Mikayla's iPod.
" Yeah I agree, Mikayla Bindi Rexton is so going down for this! That behavior is so NOT Sheldon Lee Cooper!", Penny hissed.
" Yeah I agree with you Penny, that behavior is not him at all! What the in the hell happened to him?! He's doing things that he would never do in a million years! It's like he's turned into a rebellious teenager!", Howard hissed.
" That's because of those obnoxious 19 year olds! They're the ones doing this to him! They're the ones messing up his personality!", Leonard hissed.
" Ok we so need to get him away from these people, like right now!", Bernadette hissed.
" Yeah I agree but how in the world are we going to get out of here?! That jerk took the only tool we had! There's nothing else in this cell that we can use to break this wall!", Raj hissed.
" Yeah well come hell or high water we are going to use whatever means necessary to get out of here now because I'm so not letting my ex-boyfriend act like that! It's like he's gone completely AWOL and that's so not appropriate!", Amy hissed.
" Yeah to hell it's not Ames! This Sheldon is totally different from the one that we've known for many years and that's just crap! There is no way in hell that he would ever be best friends with a 19 year old girl and do things like that with her especially while listening to a freakin' Selena Gomez song!", Penny hissed but the second she did was when she heard something else from the wiretap that she never thought she would hear either in a million years. She suddenly heard the two of them singing the song together after Mikayla was the one that started it.
" And he would so not do that either! Alright that's it you a**holes, we are so getting him back! This is ridiculous! There's absolutely no way that he could possibly be having that much fun with them!", Penny hissed.
" Yeah and look at that jerk! He's just sitting there laughing about this!", Bernadette as she pointed at Federal Agent Rexton that she could see a glimpse of who was just sitting at the desk out there laughing in amusement at the wiretap tape that was rolling.
" Mikayla I so love you baby girl!", Federal Agent Rexton laughed to himself as he was shaking his head and writing something down on a piece of paper. The one thing that brought him joy besides his job as a federal agent was seeing and listening to how happy his children were, especially his daughter. The two of them had a great father-daughter relationship together and it was no secret that Mikayla was definitely daddy's little girl.
" Hey let us the fuck out of here you jerk instead of just sitting there laughing like an idiotic maniac!", Leonard shouted at the agent as he was gripping the bars of the cell.
" Shut your mouth over there Dr. Leonard Hofstadter! You and your trouble making pals are not going anywhere! You've caused enough trouble already with the stalking of your former friend, the harassment of your former friend and threatening to kill my daughter! So why don't you pick another subject, move on and another thing, STOP CALLING ME A JERK! That's very disrespectful towards a very respected federal agent!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted back at him as he swiveled in the chair in the direction of where Leonard and the others were in the cell down the hallway.
" We'll call you that all we want because that's what you are! You're treating us so unfairly right now when we didn't even do anything to begin with!", Howard shouted.
" No I'm not treating you unfairly Mr. Wolowitz, this is perfectly fair! I just told you what you all did, you stalked and harassed your former friend when he didn't even want it and you threatened to kill my daughter! Those are both federal felonies under New York federal law which constitute to punishment of several years in federal prison! Same thing goes for attacking and restraining someone in a GOVERNMENT-OWNED FACILITY!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted before he shouted even louder farther down the hallway at Mrs. Larson.
" Shut your mouth Federal Agent Rexton before I rip your throat out! This wouldn't be such a problem if stupid Judge Liam Spitzer hadn't sentenced my son Blake to death in the first place!", Mrs. Larson shouted as she kicked the cell door in anger.
" Excuse me Mrs. Marissa Larson but your son was crazy with a Borderline Personality Disorder! There wasn't anything anybody could do for him and he would have ended up dead anyway! He treated Meghann like crap for a whole year when they were dating in high school! Not to mention he was a cheater who cheated on several girls which included Meghann and his wife Decklynn! I think your son pretty much got what he deserved for all of that!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted.
" I told you that I'm not the criminal in this case! It's that stupid judge and everyone else that was involved in this nonsense to begin with! Every single one of them are wicked witches for killing my son! Nora Beasely and Judge Spitzer were the ones that started this bullshit in the first place!", Mrs. Larson shouted.
" Nora and the judge have nothing to do with this! They were just doing society a favor by getting rid of a psychotic threat! And as for the others they didn't do anything either, this was all you! You're the one that completely freaked out over nothing, swinging your purse at Nora and trying to restrain Meghann with a set of handcuffs in the judge's courtroom!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted.
" That's because they deserved it and I would have done the same thing to stupid Dr. Cooper too if I had the chance to before you arrested me for no reason!", Mrs. Larson shouted.
" Ok we're done! You touch that physicist and I will incapacitate you! I'm not going to let you hurt anybody including Dr. Cooper! He's my daughter's best friend anyway!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted.
" Are you freaking kidding me?!", Mrs. Larson shouted.
" Would you stop saying that?! This is nuts! Those two are complete opposites of each other and have nothing in common! How can their friendship even work with each other?! He's a scientist!", Leonard shouted.
" Actually they do have a lot more in common than you think and as for your claim of him being a scientist that is true, but, that doesn't mean that he can't still have fun with people! He has a life just like everyone else!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted.
" Oh yeah well name one thing that they have in common!", Leonard shouted.
" They're both stubborn at times!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted.
" Oh for cripes sake!", Leonard shouted as he rolled his eyes.
Mikayla's bedroom…
" Yeah this sh*t's awesome!", Mikayla exclaimed as her and Sheldon were still spinning around in the desk chair with Sheldon firing lasers from his watch while the music was still playing from Mikayla's iPod. The song that was now playing was Faint by LINKIN PARK.
" Yes it most certainly is even though this is very obnoxious!", Sheldon exclaimed.
" Oh just shut up Dr. Cooper!", Mikayla laughed.
" Why don't you do that Mikayla!", Sheldon laughed.
" Oh just stop it bestie! We're in the middle of goofing off with each other while listening to a LINKIN PARK song!", Mikayla laughed as they were still spinning around with the lasers still flying around the room.
" Yes because this was your idea in the first place which honestly I'm glad you did because this is actually really fun!", Sheldon exclaimed.
" See?! I told you that you were enjoying it! You just didn't want to admit it!", Mikayla exclaimed.
" How can I not enjoy doing something with my best friend?!", Sheldon exclaimed as he stared at her.
" I don't know, I'd say you would probably be dead in the head or something like that!", Mikayla laughed.
" Oh shut up!", Sheldon laughed.
" I can't feel the way I did before! Don't turn your back on me, I won't be ignored! Time won't heal this damage anymore! Don't turn your back on me, I won't be ignored!", Mikayla and Sheldon sang at the top of their voices as they continued their fun with the desk chair and Sheldon's laser wristwatch while the LINKIN PARK song continued blasting on Mikayla's iPod. This catches Tyler's attention as he walks into his sister's room on them only for a laser to get shot in his direction making him duck his head screaming, " Woah!" in surprise as he stared at them, letting the laser fly out the door over his head hitting the wall behind him which in turn made Zeus and Ringo start barking like crazy downstairs.
" Zeus, Ringo, halt den Mund!", Tyler shouted out the door which shut the two dogs up immediately.
" Oh crap! Tyler Raymond Rexton what the hell are you doing in my room?! Get out! I'm trying to have fun with my best friend!", Mikayla laughed as her and Sheldon stopped what they were doing and faced him.
" Yeah but I think you're having a little too much fun sis! You guys are being a little too loud up here and you're stressing the dogs out!", Tyler scolded over the music.
" Well what do you expect?! We're having a sleepover! This is my first one ever considering the fact that you and I never had any friends growing up because we weren't allowed to due to federal safety!", Mikayla shot back at her brother.
" Yeah I get your point sis but could you guys tone it down a bit?! Mom and I can hear you guys all the way from downstairs and Dad can hear you on the wiretap from headquarters! Seriously, do you and Dr. Cooper want to get in trouble for excessive noise?!", Tyler scolded.
" No, we just want to have fun with each other! We're best friends!", Mikayla laughed.
" Yes well even best friends get in trouble together sometimes Mikayla! Have you ever heard the expression 'partner in crime' before?!", Tyler said as he rolled his eyes.
" Yes I've heard that a bunch of times Tyler! You don't need to explain that to me!", Mikayla laughed.
" Whatever! Just shut your freakin' pieholes!", Tyler scolded before he stormed out of his sister's room and went to his room slamming the door shut behind him. Mikayla and Sheldon continued their fun until Mikayla suddenly stopped the chair and paused the song. She began to get a devious look on her face.
" What did you pause the song for Mikayla?", Sheldon asked.
" Because I just thought of a great idea Dr. Cooper.", Mikayla said with a smirk.
" Which is what?", Sheldon asked as he stared at his best friend.
" Let's play a joke on my brother!", Mikayla said as she quietly began to snicker.
" I'm listening.", Sheldon said in interest with a smirk on his face. If there was one thing that he enjoyed in addition to the other things he enjoyed doing it would be pranking people.
" Ok I was thinking as a joke we could take some of Snickers' cat crap, put it in a balloon, knock on my brother's door telling him that he forgot something and the moment he opens his door we throw it at him right in his face!", Mikayla quietly snickered.
" Oh I like the sound of that. Alright if you insist bestie.", Sheldon said smirking from ear to ear.
" Ok follow me down the stairs but be quiet. We don't want my mom to know what we're doing.", Mikayla smirked as the two best friends made their way out of the room and down the stairs as quietly as possible, making their way to the basement to get to the laundry room past the basement jail cell where Snickers cat litter boxes were after they had grabbed an empty balloon from the drawer in the foyer room.
" Oh this is perfect! My brother's gonna be so pissed off when this sh*t goes all over his face!", Mikayla quietly laughed as she was scooping the clumps into the balloon that Sheldon was holding open with his hands after he covered them with latex gloves.
" Indeed! He's going to freak is what he's going to do!", Sheldon quietly laughed as Mikayla finished scooping the clumps into to the balloon before she took it from him and tied it shut.
" Ok are you ready for the best prank ever Dr. Cooper?!", Mikayla laughed.
" Yes I believe so Mikayla! Let's go do this!", Sheldon laughed as he stripped the gloves off his hands before he grabbed the balloon back from Mikayla and the two made their way back upstairs heading to Tyler's room.
Knock knock!
" Hey Tyler, you forgot something!", Mikayla interjected.
" What do you want now Mikayla and what are you talking about?! What did I forget?!", Tyler hissed as he opened his bedroom door to see his 19 year old sister and her 36 year old best friend standing there.
" THIS! Bazinga!", Sheldon exclaimed as he chucked the balloon at Tyler's face which exploded in his face making clumps of cat crap go everywhere.
" Ew, cat shit! Ok Mikayla and Dr. Cooper you two are so gonna get it for this! I'm going to lock you two in the dog cage outside!", Tyler shrieked as he began chasing after his sister and her best friend who were just laughing their butts off, smacking hands with each other at the prank they just pulled.
" Oh crap! Run Dr. Cooper, here comes my fucking brother!", Mikayla laughed as they were running down the stairs with Tyler tearing behind them.
" Yes it would appear so Mikayla! Out of my way y'all!", Sheldon laughed. As the chase down the stairs and out towards the the backyard ensued this began to rile up the two dogs who then started chasing after Tyler barking up a storm.
" Ok hey hey hey calm down! We don't do that in this house!", Mrs. Rexton scolded as she raced after them out into the yard.
" They started it Mom! They threw a load of Snickers cat sh*t at me!", Tyler shouted as he pointed at his sister and Sheldon.
" I don't care who started, I'm finishing it! Now stop whatever this is you're doing before someone gets hurt!", Mrs. Rexton scolded.
" I will after I lock these two in the dog cage for what they did!", Tyler shouted as he was still chasing Mikayla and Sheldon around the yard with them still laughing their heads off. The two dogs were still tearing behind them barking at their heels.
" No you're not going to do that to your sister and her best friend! Get back in the house Tyler!", Mrs. Rexton scolded as she pointed her finger back into the house but Tyler refused to budge.
" What's going on in this house Wanda?!", Federal Agent Rexton suddenly asked he came home from headquarters and walked in the door leading out to the backyard.
" Nothing Beck, our daughter and Dr. Cooper just threw some of Snickers cat shit at Tyler, hitting him in the face with it and Tyler's trying to shove them in the dog cage for it!", Mrs. Rexton hissed as she shook her head.
" Ok that's not happening! Tyler get back in the house and go wash your face off and Mikayla and Dr. Cooper come with me!", Federal Agent Rexton scolded as he pointed into the house before narrowing his eyes at the two best friends.
" Oh frack!", Mikayla laughed. Mikayla and Sheldon then suddenly found themselves sitting side by side in basement cell handcuffed to each other as they were still smirking and laughing.
" Ok, that's not what I wanted to happen!", Mikayla laughed.
" You think bestie?!", Sheldon laughed.
" Ok that's enough you two! Sit there and shut up!", Federal Agent Rexton scolded as he put the keys to the cell away in a drawer.
" Oh come on Dad, this is ridiculous! We were just playing a joke on Tyler! It's not like we hurt anybody!", Mikayla laughed.
" Yes but you can't do things like that in this house Mikayla! I get it that you're excited that you get to have your best friend over for a sleepover but this is a little too excessive now and you two need to calm down! I don't want to be dealing with stuff like this after I just got home from work!", Federal Agent Rexton scolded.
" Ok ok I get it! How long are we sitting in here for?", Mikayla asked as she started to calm down along with Sheldon doing the same.
" You two are going to sit in there for about 30 minutes.", Federal Agent Rexton said before he walked back upstairs.
" Oh yeah that was awesome! Did you see the look on my brother Tyler's face?! He was so mad!", Mikayla laughed.
" Yes he very much was! Great prank Mikayla! I really got enjoyment out of that one!", Sheldon laughed.
" I know me too! Man I'm so glad we're best friends Dr. Cooper!", Mikayla laughed.
" As am I as well! Although it sucks that we have to sit here in jail for the next 30 minutes.", Sheldon said.
" Yeah but it won't be that long. It was just a stupid funny prank that we played.", Mikayla said.
" Yes I must admit that was really funny.", Sheldon said as he nodded his head. The two them sat in there for the next 30 minutes before they were finally let out of there and allowed to continue hanging out with each other. They listened to some more music for a few minutes before they decided to get ready for bed and set up Sheldon's laptop to watch a movie. Sheldon was sitting on an air mattress that Mrs. Rexton had set up for him on the floor of Mikayla's bedroom while Mikayla was sitting up in her bed. The two of them each had a bowl of popcorn sitting in between their legs as they sat there watching a Star Trek movie. Once the movie was over and the two of them finished their popcorn they both fell asleep but in the middle of the night while everyone was sleeping in the Rexton household Snickers the cat was roaming the house alone as she did every night without incident that is until this night she decided to jump up onto the stove in the kitchen, accidentally turning on one of the burners with her paw which inadvertantly catches an oven mit on fire, setting off the smoke alarms. The dogs started barking too which woke everybody up.
" Everybody outside, there's a fire!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted when they all ran downstairs to see smoke billowing out of the kitchen.
" Come here Snickers, we got to go!", Mikayla screamed as she grabbed the cat and her and Sheldon along with her mother, brother and the two dogs ran out the front door while her father grabbed the fire exstinguisher and put the fire out with it before the fire could do any serious damage to their house.
" Fire's out! You all can come back in now!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted for his family and Sheldon out the front door when he opened it after putting the fire exstinguisher away.
" Oh thank god! How did this happen?!", Mrs. Rexton asked when they all came back into the house.
" I think Snickers must have started it by accident when she jumped up onto the stove and turned on one of the burners with her paw, catching the oven mit on fire. You silly cat.", Federal Agent Rexton said as he shut the knob off on the stove to prevent the gas from causing a carbon monoxide leak into the house.
" Tyler I think you should take Snickers to bed with you so that she doesn't do that again.", Mikayla said.
" Yeah that's probably a good idea Mikayla. Come here you crazy cat, it's bedtime.", Tyler said as he scooped the cat up and headed back upstairs to his room.
" Yes I agree, everybody back to bed. It's late.", Federal Agent Rexton said as he walked back upstairs with his wife and two dogs following them as well as Mikayla and Sheldon. They all fell asleep again shortly after that for the rest of the night.
To be continued…
