Chapter 20

" Come on shoot the darn ball! What are you doing you idiot?!", Brian yelled at the tv as he leaned forward on the couch, hammering his fist into his knee as one of the players from the Los Angeles Lakers was running with the ball trying to score on the Orlando Magic team.

" Good Lord what are you yelling about Brian Lucas?! Have you lost your hearing or something?!", Sheldon interjected as he walked over to sit down on the couch next to him while Meghann had headed to the kitchen for a second.

" No I'm yelling about what's happening on the tv Dr. Cooper, zip it! Come on, shoot it! Shoot it! Aww fuck, this is the worst game ever!", Brian shouted as he jumped up from the couch and slapped his empty beer can off the coffee table onto the floor when the Lakers player who had the ball took a shot at the hoop but was blocked and intercepted by a Magic player.

" Would you sit down and shut up Brian! It's only the second quarter of the game! The Lakers still have a chance to win it!", Grandpa Brissette scolded.

" Yes I get it Grandpa but that player had plenty of opportunities ago to shoot that ball but yet he hesitated and now Magic's got it! I swear to God if the Lakers don't score anymore points within the next half hour I'm gonna scream and hit the goddamn wall! This is utterly ridiculous!", Brian shot back at his grandfather.

" No what you're doing is utterly ridiculous, screaming about complete nonsense enough to start a tsunami!", Sheldon chimed in as he did a head rotation.

" Sonny that didn't even make any sense.", Grandpa Brissette said as he stared at Sheldon wondering what in the world it was that he just said.

" Grandpa knock it off! Dr. Cooper's just expressing his opinion about the ridiculous pending nuptials that Brian's commencing right now!", Meghann suddenly chimed in when she walked back into the living room a minute later, handing Sheldon a few cookies and a glass of milk before she sat down next to him.

" Thank you kitten, I was just about to say that and where did these cookies come from?", Sheldon asked when he noticed the plate of cookies in front of him next to the glass of milk.

" My grandma and I made them a little bit ago while you were napping.", Meghann said.

" Oh, alright.", Sheldon said before he bit into one of them after he dunked it in the milk.

" What do you think?", Meghann asked.

" They're perfect. They taste just as good as my Meemaw's Christmas cookies.", Sheldon said with a smile as he continued eating the cookies and drinking the milk.

" Well good, glad you like them. My grandma and I made them with a lot of love.", Meghann said with a smile as she kissed him again.

" Gahhh, I'm going to kill somebody! That's the second time you missed your chance to score you dunderheads!", Brian shouted as he stormed over to a wall and started punching it repeatedly with his fists when Magic intercepted the ball again from the Lakers.

" Oh what fresh hell is this?!", Sheldon hissed as he rolled his eyes.

" Oh brother.", Meghann groaned as she rolled her eyes too."

" Sonny I said would you zip it, it's the second quarter of the game! We don't need any of this silly youngin bi*chin' nonsense going on!", Grandpa Brissette scolded.

" Grandpa don't sass me! I'm frustrated that the Lakers can't seem to pick up the slack right now!", Brian hissed as he banged his fists and head against the wall.

" Brian would you slow your speed and cool your jets! Don't be banging up the walls in this house with your fists and your head! Your grandfather and I and your sister Meghann do not want to hear your complaints right now and I'm sure as hell Dr. Cooper doesn't want to hear it either!", Grandma Brissette scolded when she came into the living room from the laundry room carrying a basket of clean clothes.

" That's correct, I don't. I'm not much of a sports fan anyway.", Sheldon said.

" Yeah well I am and right now I'm… yes, YES! Go go go! Come on, shoot!", Brian hissed before he started yelling at the tv again when he walked right in front of it when he saw that the Lakers had the ball again. When the Lakers scored a point Grandpa Brissette and Brian cheered loud enough to almost lift the roof off the lakehouse.

" Beautiful! Thank you Lord!", Grandpa Brissette shouted as he clapped his hands together.

" Yeah baby that's how it's done! Suck it Orlando Magic! Wooooah!", Brian exclaimed as he started clapping his hands too and hamming it up.

" Ugh, sports men!", Meghann hissed as she rolled her eyes.

" I couldn't agree more with you kitten.", Sheldon said with a sigh, shaking his head.

Knock knock!

" Hello. Can I help you dear?", Grandma Brissette asked when she answered the door to see a 19 year old caucasian girl with yellow-amberish colored eyes, long wavy gingerish colored hair and was wearing a black t-shirt with the image of Pac-Man gameplay on the front of it with a pair of blue jean shorts and dark blue flip flops on her feet. She was holding onto a dog leash tied to a black lab and looked a bit nervous to be there.

" Yeah, hi. Um… excuse me, but does this cell phone belong to anyone here? I found it in a ravine in the woods while I was walking my dog a little bit ago.", the girl asked as she took the cell phone out of her pocket, holding it up for Grandma Brissette to see. This immediately caught Meghann and Sheldon's attention who came to the door to see what was going on.

" Yes that's my cell phone. Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper, you are?", Sheldon asked.

" Logan Alex Malcomson. Nice to meet you Dr. Cooper and you are?", Logan asked with a smile as she looked at Meghann.

" I'm Meghann Rose Brissette, nice to meet you Logan.", Meghann said with a smile.

" You too Meghann. Here's your phone back Dr. Cooper. Like I said I found it while I was walking my dog and figured it would be best for me to return it to its owner.", Logan said as she handed Sheldon his phone back.

" Well thank you Logan I very much appreciate that. It must have fallen out of my pocket when I got stung by that stupid bee earlier. And who is this little feller you got with you?", Sheldon said as he stuffed his phone back into his windbreaker pocket and pointed at Logan's dog who was just sitting at her heels with his tongue hanging out looking quite happy.

" Oh it's no problem and this is my dog Theodore! Theodore say hi!", Logan cooed as Theodore then stood up on all 4 paws and walked up to Sheldon and Meghann wagging his tail and sniffing them.

" Aww he's cute! Is he friendly?!", Meghann asked.

" Oh yeah he's very friendly! Go ahead and pet him, he won't hurt you! He loves everybody!", Logan said as she nodded her head. Meghann reached out to pet Theodore on the head as Theodore was standing on his hind legs trying to kiss Sheldon's face.

" Ohf, yeah it would appear so! Ok buddy that's enough, get down!", Sheldon laughed as his face was being assualted by wet slobbery dog kisses before Theodore went to kiss Meghann's face as well making her laugh in amusement. Once he settled down a bit Grandma Brissette said, " Yes well we don't have to stand here in the doorway talking to each other. Logan why don't you come inside and I'll let the 3 of you go hang out with each other upstairs for a while."

" Oh sure I'd love to come inside but do you mind if I take my dog home first?", Logan said with a smile as she pointed at her dog.

" Oh sweetheart you don't need to do that, bring your dog in with you. He can run around the house while you, Meghann and Dr. Cooper are hanging out with each other upstairs.", Grandma Brissette said.

" Are you sure? Because I don't want to be creating a problem for you guys.", Logan asked.

" Oh it's no trouble at all Logan, bring Theodore in with you and let him run around. It would be kind of stupid for you to have to go drop him off at home and come back.", Grandma Brissette said as she was motioning for Logan to come into the house.

" Ok well thank you.", Logan said as she walked into the house with her dog and took the leash off of him as Grandma Brissette shut the door behind them. She then set up his portable food and water bowls down on the kitchen floor and tossed a few toys out for him to keep him occupied for the time being.

" So where can we go hang out upstairs Grandma?", Meghann asked.

" The three of you can go hang out in the home office Meghann. There's plenty of room in there for you to listen to music and do whatever silly youngin who what you want with each other.", Grandma Brissette said.

" Sweet! Can I play around with my tornado powers?!", Meghann exclaimed.

" Yes you may do so Meghann as long as you don't bust up the house with them! Your grandfather and I do not want holes in our drywall caused by your fast spinning columns of air!", Grandma Brissette scolded as she narrowed her eyes at her granddaughter.

" Oh please I'm not going to aim them at the wall! I'm just going to create a tornado around the desk chair and spin around inside of it!", Meghann laughed.

" That's fine as long as it doesn't get too out of control and you end up hurting Dr. Cooper and Logan!", Grandma Brissette scolded.

" I'm not going to attack them with it! The only person I attacked with tornadoes was my enemy Twister Giddeon!", Meghann laughed as she ran up the stairs with Logan and Sheldon following her.

" What was that about?! Did you just say you have tornado powers Meghann?!", Logan asked as she stared at Meghann in complete shock and confusion the moment they walked into the huge home office and turned the light on, shutting the door behind them.

" Yeah I do Logan and they're awesome!", Meghann exclaimed as she sat down in the desk chair and set up her iPod connecting it to the Bluetooth speaker.

" More like obnoxious but that's just me.", Sheldon said as he squeezed himself as best as he could on the chair along with Logan.

" Oh shut up Dr. Cooper! Don't pretend like this isn't the coolest thing that you have ever seen someone do in your entire life before! This is epic fire!", Meghann laughed as she playfully bumped her elbow into Sheldon's while scrolling through her iPod playlist for a song to play.

" Ok will you guys please stop yappin'! I want to see this tornado creation!", Logan exclaimed.

" Alright then here we go!", Meghann exclaimed as she pressed play on the music and started spinning the chair around with her feet at first before she focused her energy and created an EF-2 tornado around the chair making the chair spin faster as the winds from the tornado whipped around them. The song playing was Go Down by AC/DC.

" Oh what fresh hell is this?! Did you just create an EF-2 woman?!", Sheldon exclaimed over the whipping wind noise and music.

" Yes I did! This is awesome! Wooooah!", Meghann exclaimed as she kept the spinning vortex going around them as they were sitting in the desk chair.

" Yeah I'll say! How are you doing this Meghann?!", Logan exclaimed as her hair was flying all over the place just like Meghann's.

" I'm controlling it with my tornado crystal that's around my neck!", Meghann exclaimed as the glowing pink crystal was swinging back and forth around her neck.

" That's insane! Where did you get that?!", Logan exclaimed.

" She got it from the very same people she works for, the Storm Chasers! She's a storm chaser and has been since she was 15 years old!", Sheldon exclaimed.

" Thank you for summing that up Dr. Cooper, I was just about to tell her that!", Meghann exclaimed.

" And you're allowed to create tornadoes just for the heck of it?!", Logan exclaimed.

" Yeah if you have a federal special skills license from the FBI then you can do things like that! It's required by New York federal law or else you can end up in federal prison!", Meghann exclaimed.

" Yeah that makes sense! Wouldn't want that happening!", Logan exclaimed.

" Exactly!", Meghann exclaimed.

Downstairs…

" What in tarnation?! What is all that whipping wind noise I'm hearing going on upstairs?!", Grandpa Brissette interjected as he turned the tv volume up a little bit from downstairs in the living room.

" Grandpa it's just Meghann and her tornado powers! She's probably just playing around with a tornado in the home office or something!", Brian interjected.

" Well sometimes I don't know how and why your sister discovered that skill in the first place!", Grandpa Brissette interjected.

" I don't either but hey if it's something that makes her happy then that's all I care about!", Brian interjected.

Home office…

" I so freakin' love these powers! Spinning column of air destruction!", Meghann exclaimed as she was laughing her head off and keeping the tornado going around herself, Logan and Sheldon.

" Ok I admit it, this is fun! Turn up the tornado speed Meghann!", Sheldon exclaimed as he let out a gaspy laugh.

" Ok you asked for it Dr. Cooper, we're jumping way up the scale and going to an EF-5, the mother of all wind destruction forces!", Meghann exclaimed as she turned up the tornado speed to the top of the Enhanced Fujita scale.

" Meghann Rose Brissette you are not creating an EF-5 tornado in this house! You, Dr. Cooper and Logan are going to hurt yourselves if you're not careful!", Grandma Brissette's voice scolded from downstairs.

" Too late Grandma I'm already doing it!", Meghann laughed.

" Seriously I never thought that playing around with a tornado could be this much fun! EF-5 destruction!", Sheldon interjected with a gaspy laugh.

" Yeah you said it Dr. Cooper! THIS IS AWESOME!", Meghann laughed.

" TORNADO PLAYTIME!", Meghann and Sheldon exclaimed together as the EF-5 tornado kept whipping around the chair, spinning them as fast as it would go. They were laughing in amusement too.

' Dear Lord! Of all the crazy things to do in this world this is what my 19 year old granddaughter and her 36 year old genius theoretical physicist roommate/boyfriend decide to do?! Play around with a tornado in my lakehouse?! What am I ever going to do with them?!', Grandma Brissette thought in her head, shaking her head as she went to go fold laundry.

" Who the hell just said EF-5 destruction up here?!", Brian interjected when he came storming upstairs into the home office only to see a huge grayish black fast spinning column of air surrounding the desk chair for the computer desk as well as a bright blinking pink glow inside of it rotating around as the walls around the room were shaking like an earthquake over the AC/DC song that was blasting from his sister's iPod.

" Dr. Cooper said that Brian!", Meghann laughed.

" Why would he say that?!", Brian interjected.

" Well isn't it obvious?! Your sister and I are spinning around in an EF-5 tornado having fun with a new friend at the moment so it makes perfect sense!", Sheldon exclaimed.

" Wait, there's a third person in here with you guys?!", Brian interjected.

" Yeah there is and her name's Logan!", Meghann laughed.

" S'up?!", Logan exclaimed.

" Hi I'm Brian, Meghann's brother!", Brian interjected.

" Yeah I kind of figured that! Nice to meet you!", Logan exclaimed.

" You too! Ok carry on with what you guys are doing! I'm going back downstairs!", Brian interjected.

" Sounds good to me! See ya bro!", Meghann laughed.

" Later sis!", Brian interjected before he shut the door and walked back downstairs.

" Ok you guys we're going counterclockwise with the tornado now! Going in reverse!", Meghann laughed as she focused her energy, making the EF-5 tornado start spinning in the other direction around them as the song on her iPod changed to Around The World by ATC.

" Oh hell yeah! This is insane!", Logan exclaimed as she was screaming with excitement.

" Yeah it is! Like I said I so freakin' love these tornado powers! Thank you Storm Chasers and FBI!", Meghann laughed.

" Keep this going kitten! This is exhilarating!", Sheldon exclaimed with a stupid smirk on his face.

" Oh you don't have to tell me twice Dr. Cooper! This spinning cyclone is so not going to stop anytime soon! What up New York City?!", Meghann laughed.

" Yeah NYC bi*ches!", Sheldon exclaimed.

" Yeah what you said Dr. Cooper! Best city ever!", Logan exclaimed.

Somewhere else in the city…

" Finally, we got out of that ridiculous dumb hellhole! We need to go find Sheldon and get some answers now while at the same time keep a low profile so that we don't get caught again by that stupid Rexton jerk!", Leonard quietly hissed under his breath after him, his friends and his girlfriend somehow managed to escape the federal prison cell they were locked up in using nerdy science skills.

" Yeah I completely agree Leonard because this is just nuts! We've been locked in that cell for… how many weeks has it been?!", Penny quietly hissed.

" It doesn't matter how many weeks we've been locked in there Penny! All that matters is us trying to get our friend back so that we can go back home to Pasadena! We don't belong in New York, we belong in California!", Howard quietly hissed.

" Yeah Penny, that's where we live!", Raj, Amy, Bernadette and Stuart quietly hissed at her.

" I know that, I'm not an idiot! Good gravy!", Penny hissed.

" Alright you guys cut it out! Like I said we need to find Sheldon and get out of here so follow me but be quiet so that we don't get caught by that FBI agent and end up right back where we started in the first place!", Leonard quietly hissed as he started tip-toeing around like a spy.

" Ok ok don't get your panties in a twist Hofstadter!", Howard quietly hissed as they started following Leonard before he muttered under his breath, " Bossy!"

" Wolowitz zip it! I don't need your output!", Leonard quietly hissed as they all tip-toed around the city for a while before they slipped into the woods and continued walking until they spotted the Brissette's house a few feet away.

" Ah ha there's their house, time to go get some answers because I'm tired of this crap! Informal adoption or not I don't care! Sheldon is so coming back home with us and forgetting about these people! Screw Linda and Brad Brissette and their two children! They're ruining his personality and I'm not going to stand for it no matter how much of an annoying nutcase he is!", Leonard quietly hissed as they ran through the backyard up to the house while making sure not to get spotted by the neighbors. Leonard then made sure the coast was clear before he quietly began to scale up the wall to get to one of Meghann and Sheldon's bedroom windows.

" Be careful not to set off Karen!", Amy quietly hissed.

" I'm not an idiot Amy! Of course I'm not going to set her off! I don't want us end up back in jail! We didn't even do anything wrong except for trying to talk to SHELDON!", Leonard quietly hissed before he peeked in the window only to discover that the room was dark and that Meghann and Sheldon weren't even home. Cali the family cat was the only living thing he saw in there sleeping on Meghann's bed.

" Damn it they're not home! Gahh this is really pissing me off! Where the hell are they?!", Leonard quietly hissed as he quietly jumped back to the ground.

" Dude they're at the grandparents house!", Howard quietly hissed as he was looking at his phone.

" And how do you know that you putz?!", Bernadette quietly hissed at her husband.

" Because I'm reading Brian's Facebook status about it as we speak right now!", Howard quietly hissed as he pointed at his phone.

" What?! Give me that Howard! Let me see that!", Leonard quietly hissed as he snatched his friend's phone away to look at the screen. Sure enough it was resting on the most recent post that Brian made. It said:

What's up Facebook homies?! Enjoying the Lakers game with my grandparents at their lakehouse and chilling with my sister Meghann and her roommate/boyfriend Dr. Cooper for a week! Life couldn't be anymore sweet! #Ridonkulous vacation life :)

" They're staying at a lakehouse for an entire week?! Are you f*cking kidding me?! Alright that's it, we're going to find this lakehouse right now because I'm so sick of this sh*t! And I don't want to hear any crying from those two siblings because I don't care anymore! Sheldon does not belong to them, he belongs to us and the city of Pasadena! So come on you guys, let's go give these jerks a piece of our minds!", Leonard quietly hissed as he slapped Howard's phone back into his hand before he stormed off back across the yard and into the woods again making his friends follow him. They walked for a while until they spotted what they were looking for: Grandma and Grandpa Brissette's colonial Victorian-style lakehouse with Brian's pickup truck sitting in the driveway.

" There's the lakehouse and Brian's truck!", Stuart pointed out.

" Jackpot! Let's go give these guys what for, for stealing our friend!", Leonard hissed as they quietly stormed over to the house. As they were sneaking around the yard Logan's dog Theodore suddenly spotted them from inside the house and got excited to the point where he started barking which almost immediately didn't go unnoticed.

Woof woof woof!

" Shit! They got a dog in there and he's barking at us! What do we do now?!", Raj hissed under his breath.

" I'll handle this Raj! Shut up, shut up you stupid mutt before you get us in trouble!", Leonard hissed under his breath at the window only for it to do absolutely nothing to get Theodore to stop barking which immediately caught Grandma Brissette's attention and she went to the kitchen window to see what was going on.

" Sons of anarchy, what's going on outside this house?! Who's lurking around out here?!", Grandma Brissette shouted.

" Son of a bi*ch! We're caught!", Amy screamed.

" That's not helping Amy!", Bernadette screamed.

" What's going on here?! Who's… ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! Dr. Hofstadter and those other jerks?! Excuse me Grandma, move!", Brian shouted in anger when he stuck his head out the window before he shoved his grandmother out of the way and stormed into his grandparents bedroom to grab a golf club out of the closet from his grandfather's golf bag.

" Now hold on, sonny what are you…?!", Grandpa Brissette scolded his grandson as he started chase after outside along with his wife.

" Not now Grandpa, this is personal! What are you doing here?! Get out of here now before I bash every single one of you knuckleheaded jerks with this club!", Brian shouted in anger as he held up the club like a baseball bat when he approached where Leonard and his friends where standing a few feet in front of him.

" Brian Lucas Brissette knock it off! What are you…YOU?!", Meghann suddenly shouted in anger when she came outside with Sheldon and Logan to see what was going on after she stopped her tornado in the home office upstairs.

" Yeah, look who showed up at the lakehouse sis! Dr. Hofstadter and his stupid friends!", Brian shouted in anger as he pointed at Leonard and the others.

" What the hell are you doing here?! How did you clowns get out of federal prison?!", Meghann shouted in anger as she narrowed her eyes at them.

" Shut up Meghann Rose that's none of your business to know or should I say you LITTLE WICKED WITCH!", Leonard shouted.

" Excuse me but what did you just call me?!", Meghann shouted in anger as she clenched her fists at her sides.

" You heard me! I said you're a witch!", Leonard shouted in anger.

" What makes you think that?!", Meghann shouted in anger.

" Your tornado powers! We heard everything you said over that stupid little tape Mikayla's got while we were locked up in that cell! You must think we're real stupid if you think for one second that we're going to believe that you discovered your powers through your storm chasing job! That's complete bullcrap!", Penny shouted.

" Yeah because no average joe can just wake up one day and discover that have powers to create and control fast spinning columns of air unless if they're a superhuman which you are not! The only logical explaination for that would be that you're a witch commencing WITCHCRAFT!", Howard shouted as he threw an accusing finger at Meghann.

" Excuse me but that is most certainly not witchcraft Howard Wolowitz! Meghann is a normal majority teen girl with an extraordinary gift! How dare you wrongly accuse her as if this is the Salem Witch Trials! You should be ashamed of yourself!", Sheldon shouted in anger as he began to feel his blood boil.

" Of course you would say that Sheldon because she CURSED YOU! She put you under her spell and made you believe that she cares about you and knows everything about you!", Howard shouted.

" Excuse me but I have done no such thing because I'm not a witch! Dr. Cooper fell in love with me of his own accord! My tornado powers have nothing to do with it! He loves me for who I am! What I do with my tornadoes does not scare him because I wouldn't never hurt him with them in a million years! The only person I've ever had tornado battles with was my enemy Twister but now he's gone thanks to Dr. Cooper cremating him alive in a crematorium!", Meghann shouted in anger.

" That's correct and if you low down punks don't get out of here and leave me alone I'll do the same thing to you!", Sheldon shouted in anger making his former friends gasp in complete shock and horror.

" You're insane Sheldon Cooper! We've all been friends for years with each other! Why would you want to do that to us?!", Raj shouted.

" Because I've told y'all this before! You were my friends until y'all pushed me away leaving me no other choice than to make new friends in a brand new city and continue my research in the sciences! True friends do not push their friends away just because they got too annoying for them to handle and treat them like crap! I would much rather be living in New York City with the friends I have now which consist of my roommate/girlfriend Meghann, her best friend Leo, my best friend Mikayla, and our other friends Julia, Delaney, Kayla, Nora, Ace, Aryel and Meghann and I's new friend Logan who's standing right here!", Sheldon shouted as he pointed at Logan standing next to him.

" S'up you animals?!", Logan interjected.

" Oh balls Sheldon! You have a friend named Delaney?!", Penny shouted.

" Yes I do Penny! What in the name of Sir Issac Newton's Law is that supposed to mean?!", Sheldon shouted.

" That's ridiculous!", Penny shouted.

" No it's not! That's her name!", Sheldon shouted.

" Yeah what he said! If you guys got a problem with my name then why don't you say it to my face before I break yours!", Delaney suddenly shouted when she showed up with the rest of her friends.

" Delaney cut it out! This doesn't involve you at the moment!", Sheldon shouted at his friend.

" It does too Dr. Cooper! They're disrespecting my name! You'd be doing the same thing if they were disrespecting you! That's your nature and we've known that about you since we met you!", Delaney shouted.

" Ok I see your point! Commence your ridiculous pending nuptials!", Sheldon shouted.

" Thank you!", Delaney shouted at him before she turned back to Sheldon's former friends and shouted, " So yeah why don't you shut up before I crack your cans open like a can opener for SCREWING WITH MY FRIENDS!"

" Why don't you shut up Delaney before we crack yours! Get her!", Howard shouted.

" Gangway! You guys, Dr. Cooper, somebody help me! Ahhhh!", Delaney screamed in a high pitched girly shriek as she started running away.

" DELANEY!", Kayla, Julia, Nora, Ace, Mikayla, Leo, Meghann and Aryel screamed in horror.

" Come back here you little bi*ch!", Leonard, Amy, Raj, Howard, Bernadette, Penny and Stuart shouted as they began to chase her.

" Oh no you don't, you're not touching my friend! I'll take this bull by the horns before I let you do anything to her! Come here!", Sheldon shouted in anger as he chased after them.

" Sheldon shut up! She started it when she said that she was going to break our faces!", Bernadette shouted.

" Only because you clowns disrespected her name! Delaney has every right to get mad at you for that!", Sheldon shouted.

" Oh please, why are you defending her?! She's the president of a childish club and you're a grown man in his mid 30s!", Leonard shouted.

" The Best Friends Forever Club is not childish! It's a great club and I'm proud to be a part of it! We may do some obnoxious things with each other that most people would consider to be childish but I don't care what people think and say about it! It's our thing and you're not going to ruin it!", Sheldon shouted.

" Yeah you tell 'em Dr. Cooper! That's what's up you homie!", Leo exclaimed.

" Thanks Leo!", Sheldon exclaimed.

" Ok I have no idea what is going on here but this is hilarious!", Logan exclaimed as she started laughing.

" Who are you?!", Julia asked in shock.

" I'm Logan Malcomson! Nice to meet you guys!", Logan exclaimed as she waved at all of them.

" You too and congratulations! You're a new member of our club!", Delaney exclaimed as she was still running away from Leonard and his friends.

" Thanks Delaney!", Logan exclaimed.

" Oh come on, this is nuts! How does meeting someone new for the first time and befriending them automatically make them a member of your stupid club?!", Howard shouted.

" Because those are my rules! It's a free for all friendship club! Any member that befriends someone new makes that new person an automatic member and in this case it's Logan because Meghann and Dr. Cooper are members of the club and they just befriended her!", Delaney shouted.

" Yeah well how did Sheldon become a member?!", Amy shouted.

" He just befriended Meghann and Meghann befriended him! That's all he had to do to get in! That's all anybody has to do is befriend any one of us and they're automatically in and once you're in you're a member for life!", Delaney shouted.

" Hell yeah! BFFC forever!", Meghann, Leo, Sheldon, Mikayla, Julia, Logan, Kayla, Nora, Ace and Aryel exclaimed.

" That is the dumbest rule I've ever heard in my entire life!", Penny shouted.

" Yeah well screw this! This is so not happening! Sheldon you need to come home with us right now! You're not acting like yourself!", Leonard shouted.

" I'm not going anywhere Dr. Leonard Hofstadter! If you tried to take me back to Pasadena you would be breaking the law because that would be considered kidnapping me!", Sheldon shouted.

" Oh for God sakes what are you talking about?! You live in Pasadena with the rest of us!", Leonard shouted.

" I did until I moved here and got that Declaration of Residency from Judge Liam Spitzer making me an official and permanent resident of New York City, therefore you can not take me anywhere! If you got a problem with it then I suggest you take it up with him but I can 100% assure you that you idiots aren't going to win!", Sheldon shouted.

" And why not Sheldon?!", Bernadette shouted.

" Because the guy likes me and he's dating Leo's sister so SUCK IT you chumps! Wah ha ha!", Sheldon shouted as he let out a gaspy laugh with a smug smirk on his face.

" Yeah! Suck it you losers!", Leo exclaimed as he started laughing and hamming it up.

" Yeah well don't get too cocky Leo! We are so breaking up your sister and that court judge and taking Sheldon back!", Amy shouted.

" Oh puhlease, don't make me laugh! You can't break Shayn and Judge Spitzer up, they're so much in love with each other and they've known each other for 6 years! Nothing you say or do is ever going to make those two hate each other! You're nuts!", Leo laughed.

" That's what you think but just you wait! We'll hit those two right where it hurts and then you all can say goodbye to Sheldon forever!", Howard shouted.

" I think NOT! All of you trouble makers are going back to federal prison for escaping under my nose and plotting a kidnapping crime!", Federal Agent Rexton suddenly shouted when he showed up with the other FBI agents.

" Oh for cripes sake! Just leave us alone you jerk! You're really pissing us off now for how you're treating us!", Leonard shouted as he got up in the agent's face.

" And you're pissing me off by not listening to me! How many times do I have to tell you and your little habitual criminal friends that your former friend Dr. Sheldon Cooper does not want you in his life anymore?! He's got a new life of his own now with new friends which includes my daughter who he is best friends with! You punks are not taking him anywhere! The only place you're going to is back to jail and STAYING THERE! Boys, take 'em away!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted. But as the other agents started approaching them taking their handcuffs out Leonard shouted, " No! Stay back! Come on you guys let's go!" before he suddenly grabbed Sheldon by the wrist and started making a break for it with his other friends.

" Leonard unhand me this instant! You guys, someone help me! I'm being kidnapped!", Sheldon screamed in terror as Leonard was dragging him away across the yard.

" Dr. Cooper! No!", his friends screamed in terror as they started to give chase.

" Dad do something! They're taking my best friend away!", Mikayla screamed at her father.

" Oh not on my watch they're not sweetheart! Come back here! Get them!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted as him and his fellow agents started running after Leonard and the other geeks as they were running away with Sheldon who was screaming his head off in terror while kicking his legs at them like a little kid trying to get away from a kidnapper.

" Brian do something! Don't just stand there like an idiot! Get in your truck and go after them!", Meghann screamed at her brother.

" Oh you don't have to tell me twice sis! Get back here you jerks, where do you think you're going with Dr. Cooper! Bring him back here now or I'm gonna bash your heads to kingdom come!", Brian shouted as he quickly jumped in his truck and sped away after Leonard and his friends. Grandma and Grandpa Brissette then grabbed Logan's dog out of the house, jumped into The Gator and started speeding it along the side of the road trying to catch up with the others.

" Lawrence speed it up!", Grandma Brissette shouted at her husband.

" I'm going as fast as I can Gloria! Stop hollerin' at me you old bat! The Gator can only go so fast, it's not a full fledged car! It's a 4 wheeler!", Grandpa Brissette shouted at his wife.

" Help me!", Sheldon screamed in terror as he kept trying to get away from his former friends.

" Hold on buddy we're coming! Keep fighting!", Julia screamed.

" Like I have a choice Julia! I'm being taken by a bunch of psychos against my will! Let go of me you low down punks!", Sheldon screamed in terror as he kept trying to kick at Leonard to get him to let go of his wrist.

" Sheldon Lee Cooper shut up, this is ridiculous! We're not hurting you, we're just taking you home where you belong!", Leonard shouted as he kept gripping Sheldon's wrist and dragging him away along with his friends.

" This is where I belong! Here in New York City! I belong here with the Brissette family and you're not going to take me away from them, EVER! NOW LET GO!", Sheldon screamed in terror as he started to cry while still trying to get away.

" Sheldon calm down you whackadoodle! We're not doing anything to you! We're taking you home with us!", Penny shouted.

" Wrong! You're kidnapping me and I don't appreciate it!", Sheldon cried.

" Sheldon you already have a family in Texas! Your Meemaw, your twin sister Missy, your brother Georgie and your mother!", Howard shouted.

" My mother is dead to me! She did something to me that I will never forgive her for! She kidnapped me too just like you're doing to me as well as we speak right now! My friends had to drive for 2 days straight to come rescue me because my mother locked me in my so-called childhood bedroom and wouldn't let me leave!", Sheldon cried.

" What?!", Howard, Leonard, Penny, Amy, Raj, Bernadette and Stuart shouted.

" That's a load of crap Sheldon Lee Cooper! There's no way that your mother would have done that to you! She's a born again Christian!", Leonard shouted.

" That's Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper and yes she did! She told me she was doing it because she thought I had been cursed by the Devil just for befriending a group of majority teenagers! She called my behavior devilish and destructive! I was so scared that I had to call my friends on a Zoom call on my laptop begging for them to come save me and so Julia drove herself and the rest of them down there to rescue me! They saved my life and I will never forget it!", Sheldon cried.

" You never forget anything!", Bernadette shouted.

" That's correct I don't but this right here is something I would like to forget! Let go of my wrist Leonard!", Sheldon cried as he kept trying to kick and pull away.

" I said shut up buddy! Enough with this nonsense! We're leaving!", Leonard shouted.

" Stop in the name of federal law! You're under federal arrest Dr. Leonard Hofstadter! You and all of your friends are! Release Dr. Sheldon Cooper now and put your hands up!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted as he withdrew his firearm and started pointing at him and the other geeks with the other agents doing the same thing.

" Get lost Federal Agent Rexton! I'm not doing a flying fladoodle thing you say! We didn't do anything wrong! All we want is our friend back and to go home to California! Godd*mn it I hate this city!", Leonard shouted as he kept running away with his friends and with Sheldon still in his grasp.

" Leonard Hofstadter I said to let go of me! You're scaring me just like my mother did! Somebody help me, please!", Sheldon cried.

" Come back here you punks or I'm going to run you over into a ditch! Get your hands off Dr. Cooper now!", Brian shouted in anger out his driver's side window, reviving up his truck engine as he was flying down the road after them.

" Where do you think you're going you pathetic fools?! Give Dr. Cooper back to my niece and her friends at once or suffer my wrath!", Carmine suddenly evilly shouted in anger when he appeared out of a cloud of electricity right in front of Leonard and his friends making them stop dead in their tracks, screaming in terror as Carmine was pointing his sonic screwdriver at them with an evil smirk on his face. The lightning strikes and thunder claps started up around him again as he said this.

" It's Freaky Friday Dr. Baucman! He's back!", Howard screamed in terror.

" Out of our way you wacky scientist! We're leaving with what's ours!", Penny shouted in Carmine's face.

" You're not going anywhere except back to jail! Dr. Cooper does not belong to you fools anymore! He belongs to my sister, my brother in-law, my niece and my nephew! Now let him go before I zap all of you into oblivion!", Carmine evilly shouted.

" Just attack them period Uncle Carmine! They're crazy! They're kidnapping the man I love!", Meghann screamed at her uncle.

" I can see that my precious little bee and they're not going to get away with it! I will see to that! Now come here you witches, you're gonna feel my wrath!", Carmine evilly shouted as he started firing bolts from his sonic screwdriver at Leonard and his friends who were screaming in terror while trying to dodge and escape them only for Leonard to get grabbed by Carmine as he was somewhat karate chopping his hand to get him to let go of Sheldon's wrist.

" Get off of me Dr. Baucman! You're hurting my hand!", Leonard shouted as he was trying to shove Carmine away from him while keeping a firm grip on Sheldon's wrist.

" That's the whole point! I am trying to hurt your hand to get you to release Dr. Cooper! You ain't going anywhere with him!", Carmine evilly shouted as he kept karate chopping at Leonard's hand as well as beginning to kick him in the shins as a way to bring him down to his knees.

" To hell I am! Somebody do something now!", Leonard shouted as he kept standing his ground against Carmine.

" Hey peabrain, let go of my friend!", Amy shouted as she took a swing with her purse, hitting Carmine in the side of the face.

" Yeah get him Amy!", Leonard shouted as he kept trying to get Carmine away from him while still holding onto Sheldon who was screaming and crying at the top of his lungs begging to get away from his former best friend who's nails were digging into his skin.

" You got this bestie! Give him what for!", Penny shouted.

" Thank you Penny! You're mine now Dr. Baucman, come here you psycho!", Amy shouted but as she tried to swing her purse at him again he ripped it out of her hands making her smack her face on the concrete as he evilly shouted, " I don't think so Dr. Fowler! Don't you dare touch me!"

" Ow! My face, it hurts!", Amy screamed in pain as she laid there on the concrete.

" Amy! Oh you're so going to get it now you self-centered rat bastard! Get him!", Penny shouted as she lashed out too.

" Yeah come here Freaky Friday!", Raj shouted as he also lashed out along with Howard, Bernadette and Stuart.

" I don't think so! Fire the torpedoes!", Carmine evilly shouted as he quickly kicked their legs out from underneath them, knocking them down on their faces one by one as they screamed in pain.

" Dr. Baucman help me! Leonard's cutting off my blood circulation in my wrist! Leonard let go of me!", Sheldon cried as he kept trying to get away from Leonard who was being held onto by Carmine.

" Sheldon I said shut up! I'm not hurting you! I'm your best friend and I would never do that to you!", Leonard shouted as he kept gripping Sheldon's wrist tightly and trying to push Carmine away.

" I told y'all that you're not my best friend anymore! Mikayla Rexton is! Let go!", Sheldon cried.

" You're not going to be best friends with that jerk's daughter! I won't have it!", Leonard shouted.

" Well that is not your decision to make! You don't control me! That girl is so much of a best friend to me than you ever were! Not to mention I'm her first best friend that she's ever had in her entire life! She never had any friends growing up because of her father and what he does! It was the same thing for her brother, he never had friends either because of federal safety! Federal Agent Rexton didn't want his children potentially getting hurt by dangerous federal criminals thus that's why they weren't allowed to have friends until they reached adulthood!", Sheldon cried.

" That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard in my life!", Leonard shouted.

" Well then you can believe whatever the HELL you want but it's true! Mikayla told me everything about that which made me feel so bad for her! That's why I told her I'd be best friends with her and godd*mn it she's the greatest best friend I've ever had since I cut my ties with YOU! Let go of me this instant and get out of my life forever! Because all you and the others are doing now is just holding me back from achieving my dreams!", Sheldon cried.

" We're doing no such thing Sheldon! We've been your friends for years and we've learned everything about you! Why would you think for one second that we would just toss you away like we don't care about you?! Because that is not true, it will never be true!", Leonard shouted.

" Yeah well it wasn't made true until I broke up with Amy and I found somewhere else to live where I truly feel wanted and loved! New York City is my home now and will be til the day I die! Leave me alone!", Sheldon cried.

" Alright that's it I've had enough of this! I'm putting an end to this kidnapping plot once and for all! Eat my foot Dr. Leonard Hofstadter!", Carmine evilly shouted as he took one big swinging hard kick to Leonard's groin with his foot making Leonard drop to his knees, screaming in pain as he finally let go of Sheldon's wrist. Sheldon then instantly ran like a bat out of hell back towards Meghann and the others, throwing himself into them sobbing loudly at the top of his lungs as Brian then pulled over to the curb and jumped out, running over to throw his arms around Sheldon as well screaming, " Oh thank God you're alright!" Grandma and Grandpa Brissette stopped The Gator and jumped out to do the same thing too as Logan's dog Theodore ran over to them as well wagging his tail.

" Alright get'em agents!", Carmine evilly shouted as he pointed at Leonard and his friends who were trying to pick themselves up off the ground.

" With pleasure Dr. Baucman! Alright let's go punks, hands behind your backs! You're under federal arrest!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted as him and his fellow agents ran towards them, yanking them up to their feet as they were slapping them with handcuffs.

" But we didn't do anything! Let go of us you jerk!", Leonard shouted as he started struggling against the handcuffs that were being locked around his wrists.

" Shut your mouth and let's go Hofstadter! All of you, move it! We're going to put you away for a very long time!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted as him and the other agents began marching them away.

" Yes please just put them all away for life! I don't want to see them anymore for as long as I live! They're just a bunch of bad lunatics now who don't care about me and I hate them!", Sheldon cried.

" Shhh, it's ok Dr. Cooper. You're safe, no one's going to hurt you anymore. Ever again.", Meghann whispered into his ear as she was rubbing gentle circles on his back.

" I love you kitten!", Sheldon cried.

" I love you too.", Meghann whispered as she kissed him. A short time later after Carmine teleported them all back to the lakehouse using his teleporting watch Mr. and Mrs. Brissette were soon notified of what happened and quickly drove over there to see if everything was ok.

" Thank God, come here!", Mr. Brissette interjected as he threw his arms around Sheldon with his wife doing the same thing as Sheldon was wailing at the top of his lungs, crying like a scared little baby.

" Those punks really did it this time! They tried to take me away and Leonard almost made my wrist bleed when he manhandled it!", Sheldon cried.

" It's ok baby, you're safe! You're not going anywhere anymore! We love you so much!", Mrs. Brissette cried tears of relief as she repeatedly kissed his head and gently rubbed circles on his back.

" I love you too! I love you all so much!", Sheldon cried.

" Let's all just go sit down for a while. We can discuss more on what to do next.", Carmine said in a semi-evil tone.

" Yeah I think that's a good idea, let's go.", Mr. Brissette said as he ushered everybody into his parents living room. Once Sheldon was sitting down on the couch with his wrist wrapped up in a bandage and was drinking a mug of hot chocolate Meghann went upstairs for a brief second before she came back down carrying Sheldon's DC Superheroes blanket and draped it over his shoulders. She sat down next to him as everyone was sitting around them looking at Sheldon with concerned but relieved expressions on their faces.

" Are you ok buddy?", Kayla asked in concern as she looked at her friend's face.

" I'm ok now, thank you for asking Kayla. I'm still a bit scared about what just happened to me. I thought I was going to get taken away and never see any of you again.", Sheldon said with a sigh as he set his hot chocolate down and gripped his blanket around him a little tighter before he leaned his back in the backrest of the couch.

" Yeah we were scared too bestie but all that matters is that we got you back before anything seriously bad could have happened to you. My dad's going to make sure that those jerks never see the light of day again.", Mikayla said in concern as she gently stroked Sheldon's shoulder when she sat down on the other side of him.

" And I appreciate that very much Mikayla. Your father's a good man.", Sheldon said as a few tears started to slide down his face again. His friends all embraced him again as he started crying again.

" This is all Amy's fault! She's the one who started this crap when we broke up after that stupid science fight we had and she kicked me out making the others all toss me around like yesterday's garbage! I hope she rots in hell along with Leonard and those other miscreants for what they did to me! They obviously never truly cared about me at all because if they did they wouldn't have treated me like that in the first place!", Sheldon cried.

" Yeah that's right Dr. Cooper. Friends don't do that and they should be ashamed of what they did after knowing you for so long. Somebody should do that to them so they can feel what its like to be tossed around like they're not wanted.", Delaney said with a sigh as she shook her head.

" Yes I very much agree Delaney! They need to feel what it's like to be hurt just because of them getting too annoying to deal with! I was being perfectly reasonable with my words and actions towards them after Amy and I broke up and she kicked me to the curb but yet instead of them wanting to try to work with me to salvage our friendship they just decided to turn me away as if I was nothing at all to them! That's just complete bullsh*t!", Sheldon cried.

" True that.", Mikayla, Kayla, Delaney, Meghann, Leo, Julia, Nora, Ace and Aryel said.

" I'm so sorry you had to see that Logan! I never thought my former friends would go this low! That was the worst thing anybody could ever do in this entire world! Seriously, forcefully taking somebody back to where they used to live just because you're either jealous or don't like the way they're living?! That's an outrage!", Sheldon cried.

" It's alright. Things like that happen everyday. I've seen much worse things before so it's not anything that's new to me. Are you sure you're ok Dr. Cooper?", Logan asked in concern as she let out a sigh.

" Yes I'm fine, I'll be ok. It's just going to take me a minute.", Sheldon sniffled as he started to calm down again.

" Well why don't we all just go listen to some music for a while just to get our minds off of what happened. How about it buddy? Just you and your friends, your real friends that actually care about you.", Julia said in concern with a sigh.

" I'd like that Julia. I seriously don't know what I would ever do without you guys. You guys really treat me like a true friend.", Sheldon sighed as he stood up and walked towards the stairs with his friends.

" Well you know what they say dude, true friendship never dies.", Leo said.

" That is the absolute truth Leo. It does never die.", Sheldon said. After they entered the home office Meghann turned her iPod back on to the song Since U Been Gone by Kelly Clarkson before she joined her friends and her roommate/boyfriend who were sitting in a circle on the floor. When the lyrics started up one by one they all started singing together which eventually brought a smile to each of their faces including Sheldon even though he still was having a hard time processing what just happened to him. They all sat there singing the whole song and then the next song that came on was Lean On Me by Bill Withers which they started singing together as well.

" Don't you guys ever forget that. We all have each other to lean on.", Delaney said.

" Yeah we do.", Julia, Kayla, Mikayla, Meghann, Sheldon, Nora, Ace, Leo, Aryel and Logan said as they nodded their heads.

" Thank y'all for cheering me up. This is starting to make me feel so much better knowing that I have great friends like you that will always be there for me no matter what and no matter how annoying I may get at times.", Sheldon said as he continued smiling.

" Well that's great that you're feeling better. Sometimes it's just good to be around the ones you care about and the ones that care about you.", Ace said with a smile.

" That's so true bestie!", Nora exclaimed.

" Hey Meghann I think I have a song on my phone that's going to really lighten everyone's mood here including mine.", Sheldon said.

" Ok Dr. Cooper. What is it?", Meghann asked.

" Hold on one second.", Sheldon said as he shut Meghann's iPod off, disconnected it from the Bluetooth speaker and connected his phone to it before he started scrolling through his playlist and found what he was looking for, pressing play on it. The song that came out was a Jay-Z/LINKIN PARK mashup of Numb/Encore(explicit) even though they knew they were not supposed to be listening to swear words.

" Shut up! A Jay-Z/LINKIN PARK mashup?! That is sick! Yeaaah!", Mikayla, Meghann, Julia, Delaney, Kayla, Leo, Aryel, Ace, Nora and Logan exclaimed as they all got up and started dancing around to the music.

' I so love my friends!', Sheldon thought as he let out an amused gaspy laugh, shaking his head before he joined in with them.

" What in the world are they listening to up there?! Hey can you please turn that off?! That's very inappropriate and you know you're not supposed to be listening to words like that!", Mrs. Brissette shouted at the ceiling from downstairs in her in-laws living room.

" Linda let's just let it go for the moment. We should at least be happy that we got Dr. Cooper back from the jerks that tried to kidnap him and that nothing seriously bad happened to him. He is our informally adopted son after all and we still love him very much no matter what he does.", Mr. Brissette said as he put his hand up in front of his wife's face.

" You're right Brad, we do. I love you.", Mrs. Brissette said with a smile as she let out a sigh.

" I love you too.", Mr. Brissette said with a smile as he kissed her. The fun continued a little while longer until they all decided to spend the night there at the lakehouse but then when the next day came Mr. and Mrs. Brissette decided it would be best to just have Brian, Meghann and Sheldon come back home for the rest of the week in the hopes to avoid any future problems. Shortly after settling back at home the two spouses then decided to go to FBI headquarters so that they could have a little chat with Leonard and his friends about what they did yesterday.

" Federal Agent Rexton?", Mrs. Brissette asked with somewhat of a scowl on her face when her and her husband entered the headquarters and the agent's office.

" Yes Linda and Brad what can I do for you?", Federal Agent Rexton asked as he leaned back in his desk chair behind his desk.

" We want to speak to the S. that tried to kidnap our informally adopted son yesterday!", Mr. Brissette interjected with a scowl on his face.

" Very well, follow me.", Federal Agent Rexton said with a sigh as he got up from his chair and lead the married couple out of his office and down the hallway towards the cells where Leonard and his friends were being held.

" Alright there they are. I'll leave you two alone to say whatever the hell you want to them.", Federal Agent Rexton said as he pointed at the cell before he walked away back to his office.

" Thank you Federal Agent Rexton!", Mr. Brissette interjected after him.

" Oh for God sakes! Linda and Brad Brissette what the hell do you two want?!", Leonard shouted.

" Yeah what do you want?!", Stuart, Raj, Howard, Penny, Amy and Bernadette shouted as they were throwing death glares at the married couple.

" Do you jerks have any conscience at all as to what you did yesterday?! You tried to tear our entire family apart by taking someone that DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU ANYMORE!", Mrs. Brissette shouted in anger as she stood next to her husband outside the cell.

" He does too belong to us!", Howard shouted in anger.

" No he does not! He is ours and you're not going to take him away from us, EVER! He's been ours since day one of him moving into our house after our daughter took him in and fell in love with him! He is pretty much now family to us at this point and time and for you to just come in and try to take him away is batsh*t!", Mr. Brissette shouted in anger.

" Sheldon already has a mother you dunderheads!", Penny shouted.

" His mother is dead to him and dead to the rest of us for what she did! She scared the hell out of him when she went all apesh*t crazy and tried to lock him in his childhood bedroom, refusing to let him leave!", Mrs. Brissette shouted in anger.

" That's ridiculous! There's no way that Mrs. Cooper would ever do that to him!", Bernadette shouted.

" Oh yeah you still think this is a joke?! Well let me show you this Google newsfeed article from the City of Galveston Police! It says: Texan Christian mother gets 5 years to life for attempted kidnapping of 36 year old physicist son! It says so clear as day with her mugshot picture right there! If Meghann and the others hadn't gone down there to get him back God only knows what would have happened to him! We would have never seen him again and that scared the crap out of us!", Mrs. Brissette shouted in anger as she flashed her phone screen in front of their faces.

" You're lying! We so refuse to believe that!", Amy shouted.

" Yeah that is so fake news! There's no way that she would ever do something that horrible! She's a devoted Christian and she loves him!", Leonard shouted.

" Excuse me but we are not lying, this is real! She did do what she's been accused of and tried to blame everything on Julia saying that she's the one that kidnapped him which is so not true!", Mr. Brissette shouted in anger.

" Julia did absolutely nothing except save his life after she drove herself, our daughter Meghann and the rest of them down there! Meghann had to use one of Leo's rarely used katana swords to bust through the security bars screwed in over the bedroom window!", Mrs. Brissette shouted in anger.

" LIES! You all cursed and manipulated his mind into thinking that this happened to him and I WON'T STAND FOR IT! You tell that jerk to release us now before I bust this door down and break both of your faces!", Leonard shouted in anger as he pressed his face against the prison cell bars, gripping them with his hands and gritting his teeth together.

" You fools aren't going to do anything! You dare touch my sister and my brother in-law and you're going to be history! Same thing goes for my niece, my nephew and everyone else I care about!", Carmine suddenly evilly shouted when he appeared next to the married couple outside the cell out of a cloud of electricity setting off another series of lightning strikes and thunder claps around him.

" Get lost Dr. Baucman! No one asked you anything!", Raj shouted.

" Zip your trap Dr. Koothrappali! I've had it with every single one of you psychos trying to tear my family apart for no reason at all other than because of pure ignorance! I thought I already made that very clear with you!", Carmine evilly shouted.

" Yes! You can't just take someone else's child like that! That's rude and disrespectful!", Mrs. Brissette shouted in anger.

" Leave our family alone! We are tired of this crap!", Mr. Brissette shouted in anger before he stormed away with his wife. Carmine then disappeared as well leaving the geeks alone locked up in the cell.

Mrs. Brissette's car…

" Ugh I'm so pissed off right now! Why is it that these people can't understand the words ' leave us alone'?! It's absolutely absurd Brad!", Mrs. Brissette hissed as she was driving her car back home with her husband sitting next to her.

" Yes it is Linda! I'm tired of it! I can't believe they tried to take Dr. Cooper away from us like that! He's our child even though he's dating our daughter Meghann!", Mr. Brissette hissed.

" You're absolutely right! There was no reason for that, none what so ever! Someone should really put those heathen criminals in a box and float them down a river for what they did to our child! That was inhumane and heartless!", Mrs. Brissette hissed.

" I hope we never see those punks again because if we do I'm gonna shoot 'em and throw 'em into the New York City Harbor! I'll make 'em into shark bait before I let them come anywhere near our children again! I will see to that!", Mr. Brissette hissed in anger.

" Brad as much as I would want you to do that if they ever came near Meghann, Brian and Dr. Cooper again you can't because you would just get yourself arrested for murder! I don't want my husband going to jail for that and for me to end up there too just for being your wife or for some other ridiculous reason like that!", Mrs. Brissette shot back.

" You're right honey. That was uncalled for but you get my point.", Mr. Brissette said with a sigh.

" I do and we'll figure something out. Right now we should at least be happy that we still have all of our children safely under one roof.", Mrs. Brissette said.

" Exactly because we don't just have two kids anymore, we have three. Two biological children and a theoretical physicist that we informally adopted.", Mr. Brissette said as they pulled in the driveway at the house. His wife let out a giddy laugh as they got out of the car and walked inside. But the moment they got in was when they heard one of the most heartbreaking sounds that they had ever heard in their entire life coming from upstairs in Meghann and Sheldon's room.

" No! Han Solo, why?!", Sheldon cried as he fell onto his bed, curling himself up into a ball after he was trying to put some of his things away and his Han Solo figure accidentally fell off a shelf and got decapitated when it hit the floor.

" Oh crap! Mom, Dad, get up here! One of Dr. Cooper's toys broke!", Meghann interjected out into the hallway.

" Aww honey what happened?!", Mrs. Brissette asked in concern as she came running up the stairs into the room with her husband.

" I was putting some things away and it fell off the shelf! The head broke off and now I have to throw it away!", Sheldon cried as he got up off his bed, picked up the broken toy and threw it away into the wastebasket under his desk.

" It's alright buddy, accidents happen once in a while.", Mr. Brissette said in concern.

" Yes calm down, everything's going to be ok. Do you want me to take you to the store so you can get a new one?", Mrs. Brissette said as she embraced him, rubbing circles on his back.

" Yes!", Sheldon cried.

" Ok come on, let's go then.", Mrs. Brissette said as she ushered him out of the room and down the stairs with her husband and their daughter following.

" Woah where is everyone going and why is Dr. Cooper upset?", Brian asked when he followed them downstairs.

" We're going to the store to replace one of Dr. Cooper's toys that just broke by accident when he was putting some things away in our room.", Meghann said.

" Oh that sucks. Which one of his toys broke?", Brian asked.

" His Star Wars Han Solo figure. Are you coming with us or what Brian?", Mr. Brissette said.

" Heck yeah cause I want to get a new shooter game that just came out! Ha ha!", Brian exclaimed with a stupid smirk as he ran past the four of them to get outside to the car.

" Bro would you stop running like a child! That is so immature! You are 22 years old!", Meghann interjected as they were heading to the car.

" Meghann enough, just get in the car!", Mrs. Brissette scolded as they piled into the car and drove away. They first went to Walmart which turned up no luck so they decided to go to Target and after a few minutes of walking around Brian got his game he wanted and Sheldon got a brand new Han Solo figure which made him happy again that he got to replace his broken toy. Meghann got a Rubik's Cube and a cat plush toy.

" You happy that you got a new Han Solo?", Meghann asked when they all got back home from the store.

" Yes because it's the same exact one that broke. And Brian seems happy that he got his video game.", Sheldon said as he pulled the brand new toy out of the shopping bag and started taking it out of the plastic packaging as he sat on his bed.

" Yeah he's been wanting that game since the very moment it came out recently.", Meghann said as she sat on her bed too with the shopping bag of stuff that she got.

" Very interesting. So what did you get kitten?", Sheldon asked as he carefully set his new figure on the shelf.

" I got a Rubik's Cube and a cat plush toy.", Meghann said as she pulled out the toys that she got from the bag and started taking the Rubiks Cube out of the packaging.

" Oh I love those kind of puzzles.", Sheldon said with an amused smile as he walked over to his roommate/girlfriend's bed and sat down next to her.

" Well do you want to help me solve it? We can take turns back and forth.", Meghann said.

" Sure, I'll give that a whirl.", Sheldon said as Meghann then mixed up the colorful squares and for the next few minutes they passed it back and forth, trying to solve each side until it was solved.

" We solved it! Oh this is fun! Let's do it again Meghann!", Sheldon exclaimed.

" Ok Dr. Cooper!", Meghann exclaimed as she mixed up again and they took turns again trying to solve each side and when it was solved again they kept repeating the same process. They were having a lot of fun with it.

" Having fun there with that cube you guys?", Brian asked when he walked into Meghann and Sheldon's bedroom to see both of them sitting on Meghann's bed playing with the Rubik's Cube.

" Oh yeah we're having a blast with it Brian! You having fun with your game?!", Meghann asked.

" Yeah. I love the kind of games where you can shoot video game characters just for the hell of it! It's awesome! Well carry on with what you're doing, I'm going back to playing my game.", Brian said as he headed back to his room.

" Ok have fun with that. See ya.", Meghann said as she continued playing with the Rubik's Cube with Sheldon. They played with it until Meghann had to leave for another storm chasing mission when her watch started going off again and Sheldon went to working on his whiteboard and laptop.

FBI headquarters…

" Gahhh I hate this city! Why is everyone here so mean to us?! We did nothing wrong, zero! Zilch! And yet everyone here wants to treat us like crap and throw us in a prison cell where we don't belong in the first place!", Leonard shouted in anger as he punched the brick cell wall with his fist.

" Yeah and not only that they're trying to make up fake news about Sheldon's mother kidnapping him and ending up in jail for it! That is so wrong and disrespectful!", Penny shouted in anger.

" Yeah to hell it is Penny! There has to be a facade to all of this! THERE HAS TO because there is no way in a million years that Sheldon would ever want to live with obnoxious and chaotic people like that! He hates everything about that and I'll bet you guys anything that he's just putting up a front because he's afraid to admit that he's crying out for help! These people are the real villains here, not us!", Howard shouted in anger.

" Yeah d*mn right Howard!", Amy, Raj, Stuart, Bernadette, Penny and Leonard shouted in anger.

" Hey! Keep it down in there you trouble making punks! I've had it with every single one of you idiots not listening to me! All you had to do was stay in this cell and SHUT UP because if you work with me, I'm your pal but when you don't I'm your worst enemy! Clowns like you trying to escape is what pisses me off! You were just going to be in here for seven years but now you've just added seven more years to your sentence which brings it up to fourteen and if try to escape again you'll be locked in here for life without parole and WORSE, I'll send YOU back to India where you'll be turned over to the Indian FBI authorities and let them deal with you! So stop messing with the Brissette family which includes Dr. Cooper and stop messing with my daughter! I told you hoodlums this before, Dr. Sheldon Cooper is my daughter Mikayla's very first best friend that she's ever had in her entire life and I DO NOT want you ruining this for her because the very last thing I would ever want to see is for my precious 19 year old girl to have her heart broken just because you jerks want to be selfish and take back someone that is not your friend anymore! He's moved on because you idiots treated him like crap after you all tossed him around from place to place like a sack of potatoes all because you thought that he was too condescending and annoying! Well now because of your actions he's now found some new people that actually embrace it and it makes him happy! If you idiots really cared about Dr. Cooper at all you would have just left him alone after seeing how happy he is now! But no you had to go and be selfish which means you don't give a flying fladoodle about him at all! I'm telling you for the last time, stay in this cell, shut your mouths and forget about seeing your former friend because you are not seeing him anymore!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted in anger and pointed at Raj through gritted teeth when he briefly stormed over to the cell before he walked away again.

" D*ckhead!", Leonard shouted in anger as he punched his fist in the metal barred door.

" Leonard!", Howard, Penny, Amy, Bernadette, Raj and Stuart shouted at their friend, narrowing their eyes at him.

" Alright that's it, I'm knocking all of you out! I'm tired of this crap!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted in anger as he stormed back to the cell with a loaded dart gun and ripped open the door, aiming it at them as they started to scream.

" Lights out you creeps!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted in anger as he rested his finger on the trigger.

" Wait, what are you… ahhhhh!", Amy screamed as she hit the floor unconscious along with her friends after Federal Agent Rexton fired a dart at each of them, hitting them in the shoulder. He then slammed the door shut again, locked it and walked away but not before firing a dart at Mrs. Larson too after she wouldn't shut her mouth either.

Brissette home…

" Oh, hello Meghann. I see you're back from chasing a storm.", Sheldon said with a smile as he looked up from his laptop, shutting it closed when he saw Meghann re-entering their room taking her dark blue rain jacket off and putting it away along with her equipment.

" Yes everything went well Dr. Cooper except for when I was trying to get myself out of the way of the tornado's path, a giant tree branch almost came crashing through my windshield.", Meghann said as she flopped down on her bed.

" Well that is most certainly not good. Are you alright?", Sheldon asked in concern.

" Yeah I'm fine. Thankfully I was able to avoid it at the last second and it flew right past my car, landing across a ditch.", Meghann said with a sigh.

" That's good to know. Well I'm done working for the moment too. What do you say we watch a movie?", Sheldon asked as he stood up and walked over to her, towering over her like a giant.

" Sounds good to me. Star Wars, Star Trek, or Marvel? You pick.", Meghann asked as she sat up smiling at him.

" I was actually thinking Indiana Jones and The Lost Raiders of The Arc this time.", Sheldon said.

" Ok whatever you want. Doesn't matter to me. You pop the movie in and I'll go make some popcorn.", Meghann said as she jumped off her bed and ran downstairs to the kitchen.

" Alright then.", Sheldon said as he grabbed the Indiana Jones movie off his bookcase and popped it into the DVD player after he turned the bedroom tv on.

" Oh hi Meghann, whatcha doing sweetheart?", Mr. Brissette asked when he saw Meghann coming down the stairs and heading to the kitchen.

" Oh hi Dad. Dr. Cooper and I are going to watch Indiana Jones so I'm going to make some popcorn.", Meghann said as she grabbed some popcorn kernels, butter, salt and oil from the pantry before she grabbed a pot and turned on the stove.

" Alright but please don't make a mess. Your mother and I don't want to be scraping off scorched butter from the pot you're using.", Mr. Brissette said.

" Sounds fair to me Dad.", Meghann said as she poured in some oil and popcorn kernels before adding butter and salt letting it melt and cook together as she put the lid on the pot. Cali jumped up there in curiosity, sticking her face kind of close to the pot.

" Cali shoo, go away! You're going to hurt yourself! I'm making popcorn and I don't want you to set yourself on fire!", Meghann hissed as she shooed her hand at the cat to get her to go away.

Meow!

" No Cali! Go!", Meghann said as she shooed Cali away so that she could continue cooking the popcorn. Once the popcorn was done Meghann dumped it into a big bowl and carried it upstairs to hers and Sheldon's room.

" Hi Dr. Cooper, I'm back with the popcorn.", Meghann said.

" Wonderful. Shall I start the movie now?", Sheldon asked as he held the remote in his hand.

" Sure go ahead. I'm ready.", Meghann said as she sat down on her bed with the bowl of popcorn.

" Well alright, here we go.", Sheldon said as he hit the Play Movie feature and walked over to Meghann's bed to sit down next to her. The two moved closer together and started munching on popcorn as the movie started to play. By the end of the movie both of them were tired so they decided to go to bed. But in the middle of the night the most bizarre thing happened that they could have ever imagined. Their bedroom door was suddenly knocked open by someone's fist knocking against it and this zombie-like snoring voice moaned, " I'm the Evil Lord Kraang from Dimension X!" before there was a loud thud and more snoring.

" What in the name of Sir Issac Newton's Law was that Meghann?!", Sheldon quietly hissed when he suddenly woke up in their dark bedroom.

" I don't know Dr. Cooper but it was probably nothing. Let's just go back to bed.", Meghann quietly said before she settled back down into her bed and fell back asleep.

" Well alright, if you say so.", Sheldon quietly said before he fell back asleep as well. Then in the morning shortly after Meghann's phone alarm went off the two woke up to see their friend Julia snoring her head off on their bedroom floor.

" What the…?", Meghann and Sheldon said in confusion.

" I got this, excuse me one moment.", Sheldon said as he slowly got out of his bed walking towards the end of his bed.

Knock knock knock! " Julia!"

Knock knock knock! " Julia!"

Knock knock knock! " Julia!" was what Sheldon said as he was knocking on his bedpost three times which made Julia wake up shrieking, " Ahhhh what the…?! Meghann, Dr. Cooper?! How did I get here?!"

" I think you sleptwalked last night Julia. You must have sleptwalked yourself all the way here from your house.", Meghann said.

" Yeah and not to mention you were talking in your sleep as well. Good morning Evil Lord Kraang from Dimension X.", Sheldon said with a smirk.

" I said that Dr. Cooper?!", Julia asked in shock.

" Yes you did Julia. You said and I quote, ' I'm the Evil Lord Kraang from Dimension X!' when you barged in here.", Sheldon said.

" Oh my god, I am so sorry you guys! I've never had something like that happen to me before!", Julia apologetically said.

" It's alright, it happens to everyone once in a while! It's just a part of life!", Meghann laughed.

" Yeah well I guess I should call my parents now and tell them where I'm at so that they don't start freaking out.", Julia said as she pulled her cell phone out and dialed her home phone.

" Julia where are you?! Your father and I are freaking the hell out right now because we came to wake you up and you're not even in your bed!", Mrs. McPherson scolded when she answered the phone.

" I know Mom and I'm sorry. I must have sleptwalked last night and ended up at Meghann and Dr. Cooper's house. Look I'll just get a ride from one of them back home after breakfast and we can just pretend like this never happened, ok.", Julia said.

" Alright fine, we'll pretend like it never happened. See you soon, love you. Bye.", Mrs. McPherson said with a sigh.

" Love you too, bye.", Julia said before she hung up.

" Well now that's done what do you say we go see what's for breakfast?", Meghann asked.

" Sounds good to me, what about you Dr. Cooper?", Julia asked.

" Yes let's go eat.", Sheldon said as he nodded his head. They then headed downstairs and walked into the kitchen where Mrs. and Mr. Brissette as well as Brian too were already there. Brian was sitting at the table on his phone, Mr. Brissette was also there doing his crossword and Mrs. Brissette was standing at the stove making breakfast.

" Good morning.", Meghann and Sheldon said as they sat down at the table.

" Good morning Meghann and Dr. Cooper.", Mr. and Mrs. Brissette and Brian said.

" Yeah good morning chumps!", Julia exclaimed as she sat down too.

" Oh good morning Julia. Wait, Julia?!", Mrs. and Mr. Brissette and Brian exclaimed in surprise as they stared at her.

" I was waiting for that! Oooh I am smooth!", Julia laughed as she slapped her thigh in amusement. Meghann and Sheldon started laughing as well.

" What are you doing here?!", Mr. Brissette asked.

" I honestly don't know Mr. Brissette! I must have sleptwalked last night and ended up at your house so I just decided to crash in Meghann and Dr. Cooper's room!", Julia laughed.

" Well did you tell your parents where you're at?!", Mrs. Brissette asked as she was dumping eggs into a bowl.

" Yeah I told my mom that I would just get a ride home after breakfast from either Meghann or Dr. Cooper and she said that was fine.", Julia said.

" Well alright as long as your parents know about your whereabouts that's fine with us too.", Mrs. Brissette said as she was dumping sausage into another bowl and grabbing the toast before she carried everything over to the table and set it down. As she sat down scooping some food onto her plate like everyone else was doing she asked, " Brian could you get another plate out of the cabinet for Julia please?"

" Sure Mom.", Brian said as he got up, walked over to a cabinet, grabbed another plate and walked over to Julia setting it down in front of her before he walked back to his seat and sat back down.

" Thanks Brian.", Julia said as she started helping herself to some food.

" No problem Julia.", Brian said as he started eating.

To be continued…