Chapter 21
" Thanks for breakfast Mrs. Brissette, that was really good.", Julia said shortly after they all finished eating and started cleaning up the table.
" Oh very welcome Julia although we were very surprised that you were even here in the first place. We didn't even know that you showed up last night and spent the night.", Mrs. Brissette said.
" Well I didn't even realize that I ended up here either until Meghann pointed it out to me this morning.", Julia said.
" Yes well that's enough of that. Shall I drive you home now?", Sheldon asked as he grabbed his truck keys.
" Yeah sounds about good to me Dr. Cooper. Bye you guys see you later.", Julia said as she started heading to the door with Sheldon.
" Goodbye Julia.", Mr. and Mrs. Brissette and Brian said as they waved to her.
" Bye Julia! Thanks for eating our food and running off!", Meghann sarcastically laughed.
" Don't mention it Meghann!", Julia laughed but just before she was about to walk out of the house with Sheldon her cell phone started ringing.
" Hello?", Julia answered her phone.
" Hi Julia, listen your brother Bradley just told us that he's planning on inviting some of his friends over for a while today and he wants the house to himself so your mother and I are just going to drop a fresh set of clothes off for you to change into to hang out with your friends for the day. Your mother and I are then just going to go do something with each other downtown.", Mr. McPherson said on the other end.
" Oh, ok Dad. Sounds good to me, I'll see you guys later then.", Julia said.
" Alright please behave yourself, love you. Bye.", Mr. McPherson said.
" Love you too, bye.", Julia said before she hung up.
" What did your father want?", Sheldon asked.
" He just called to tell me that him and my mom are going to drop off a fresh set of clothes for me because apparently my brother is having his friends over and he wants the house to himself for a while. So it looks like I'm stuck hanging out with you guys for the day.", Julia said.
" Oh goodie.", Sheldon said with a smile as he put his keys away and shut the door.
" Wait so you're going hang out with us?!", Meghann asked.
" Yep I am Meghann because my brother is having his friends over!", Julia exclaimed.
" Sweet! This is awesome!", Meghann exclaimed.
Ding dong!
" Well that was fast!", Julia exclaimed when she opened the door back up and saw her father standing there.
" Yes well here's your clothes and we'll see you later Julia. Have fun.", Mr. McPherson said as he handed Julia a fresh set of clothes.
" Thanks Dad, bye!", Julia exclaimed as she took her clothes and shut the door.
" Alright then shall we go get dressed now for the day?", Sheldon asked.
" Hell yeah, let's do this!", Julia exclaimed as she ran upstairs to one of the bathrooms.
" No swearing in this house Julia!", Mr. Brissette scolded.
" Sorry about that Mr. Brissette!"
" Ok let's just go get dressed Dr. Cooper. We can just listen some music once Julia gets out of the bathroom.", Meghann said as she started heading up the stairs.
" Alright if you insist Meghann.", Sheldon said as he followed her.
Meow!
" Oh good morning Cali. I'll feed you in a second, I got to get dressed first.", Sheldon said as he reached down to pet Cali's head as she came trotting up the stairs next to him rubbing her fur and tail against his leg, purring up a storm. He thought, ' I just love this cat!' Then shortly after Meghann and Sheldon got dressed and Sheldon fed Cali, Julia came barging into the room exclaiming, " Alright homies, let's kick this awesomely sick mothership up!"
" Oh you don't have to say that twice Julia! Let's do this!", Meghann exclaimed.
" Oh alright let the chaos commence. Karen, play Givin' the Dog a Bone by AC/DC.", Sheldon interjected.
" Givin' the Dog a Bone by AC/DC, starting now!", Karen's voice said as the song started to play along with the flashing strobe lights.
" Man, Karen Plankton is awesome! This is seriously so cool that she does exactly whatever you say like an Amazon Echo speaker and she guards the hell out of your room and house from any threat that tries to get in here 24/7, even when the power is out! This was a very ingenious idea that Brian and Connor came up with!", Julia exclaimed as she started dancing around the room like an idiot.
" Yes it most certainly was. I was quite shocked that they seemed to have a very significant amount of intelligence in those brains of theirs considering the fact that they are airheads most of the time.", Sheldon said as he started making a fool out of himself as well.
" Yeah it's true but this was so worth it! I seriously love this system so much! It's the greatest thing I've ever had in my life!", Meghann exclaimed as she was dancing around like an idiot too.
" Indeed it is.", Sheldon said as he nodded his head.
" Nora Beasely, access granted!", Karen's voice suddenly said before the music continued.
" Thanks Karen! What's up you guys?!", Nora suddenly exclaimed when she climbed in through the window by Sheldon's desk.
" Nora?! Did you just come in through the window?!", Meghann exclaimed in shock.
" Sure did Meghann! Why?!", Nora laughed as she joined in dancing around to the music.
" How did you do that without setting off the alarm?!", Sheldon asked in shock.
" Dude I'm not a threat to you guys, I'm your next door neighbor and friend! Karen knows that! She only goes off when she detects threats which means any one of us can slip in and out of the windows as many times as we want and she's not going to go off!", Nora laughed.
" Yeah have you guys forgotten about that?! Look I'm going to do it too, watch!", Julia exclaimed as she ran out of the room and out of the house for a moment and the moment she climbed in through the bedroom doing exactly what Nora did Karen's voice said, " Julia McPherson aka Bennie and the Jets, access granted!"
" See?! Nothing! She even knows my nickname you guys call me, this is awesome!", Julia exclaimed.
" So you mean even Dr. Cooper and I could do that if we wanted to and she's not going to go off?!", Meghann exclaimed.
" Yeah you guys can do that too because it's your room! Karen's sensors can pick that up! It's in her programming!", Nora exclaimed.
" Really?! Come on Dr. Cooper let's go test that!", Meghann exclaimed as she ran out of the room as well.
" Well alright.", Sheldon said as he followed her. The two made their way out of the house and ran around to the window to climb back in.
" Meghann Brissette, access granted! Dr. Sheldon Cooper, access granted!", Karen's voice said as the two of them climbed back in through the window.
" Shut up, no way! Ok this is so cool, she knows every single one of us!", Sheldon exclaimed.
" See, told ya!", Julia and Nora exclaimed.
" Well in that case move over chumps, I'm coming in!", Leo suddenly exclaimed when he showed up and started climbing in just as Karen's voice said, " Leo Lemonselly, access granted!"
" Yeah baby! Wooooah!", Leo exclaimed as he pumped his fist.
" Leo what have I told you about coming over unannounced like that?!", Meghann hissed.
" Dude I've been doing it for years, chill out! It shouldn't matter now that Dr. Cooper knows me!", Leo laughed.
" Ok you have a point. You can start doing that again.", Meghann said.
" Thanks bestie!", Leo laughed.
" Hey I think this might be more fun if we had everyone here. I'm going to call Logan and have her come over and also have her tell the others to get over here too to check out our new entry points.", Meghann said.
" Great idea Meghann! I think this honestly might be the very first time ever that she's going to be seeing yours and Dr. Cooper's room so she's so not going to have any idea of what's going to hit her when she gets here!", Julia exclaimed.
" Yeah I think you're right Jules! She's going to think this is the coolest hangout spot ever!", Meghann exclaimed. She then pulled her phone out and dialed Logan's number.
" Hello?", Logan answered.
" Hey Logan it's Meghann, do you want to come over and hang out with Dr. Cooper and I at our house? Julia, Leo and Nora are already here.", Meghann asked.
" Oh sure I would love to come over Meghann! Just let me tell my parents first about where I'm going, hold on one second.", Logan said into her phone before she took it away from her ear and interjected down the hallway, " Mom, Dad!"
" What is it Logan?!", Mr. and Mrs. Malcomson hollered back at their daughter.
" My new friend Meghann called me and asked me if I could hang out with her and my other new friend Dr. Cooper over at their house for a bit! Can I go please?!", Logan interjected.
" Yes you may go but don't do anything stupid!", Mr. and Mrs. Malcomson interjected.
" Yay! Thank you so much Mom and Dad, I love you guys!", Logan exclaimed before she put her phone back to her ear and said, " Hey Meghann, I'm back."
" Great, what did your parents say?", Meghann asked.
" They said I can come over as long as I don't do anything stupid.", Logan said.
" Sweet! Why don't you call the rest of our friends and tell them to get over here too!", Meghann exclaimed.
" Ok I will, see you when I get there! Bye!", Logan exclaimed.
" Wait, when you get here don't come in through the front door and up the stairs to get to our bedroom through our bedroom door! Instead, come around to the backside of the house and climb in through the second story window next to Dr. Cooper's desk which is the one closet to the back door of the house!", Meghann said.
" Ook… and can I ask why?", Logan asked in confusion.
" You'll find out when you get here! Trust me, you're going to think this is the coolest thing since sliced bread!", Meghann exclaimed.
" Ok I guess I'll come in through the window then. Do you want me to tell the others to do the same?", Logan asked.
" Yes please do because this is really cool what we just discovered!", Meghann exclaimed.
" Ok I'll do that! See you real soon, bye Meghann!", Logan said.
" Bye Logan, see you soon!", Meghann exclaimed before she hung up. The conversations continued among the 5 of them until Logan showed up moments later and as she was climbing in through the window she asked, " Ok now what's this…?" but was interrupted when Karen's voice said, " Logan Malcomson, access granted!" which made her mouth drop open in surprise as her eyes went wide.
" Ok shut up! Who the hell just said my name?!", Logan asked in complete shock.
" Karen Plankton did! She's our home security system and she's our voice command speaker! Welcome to mine and Dr. Cooper's mothership Logan!", Meghann exclaimed as she threw her hands out.
" This is the sickest place I've ever seen in my entire life! How did you guys get a Spongebob Squarepants character as your security system?!", Logan exclaimed as she was staring around the room.
" That was done by Meghann's older brother Brian and his best friend Connor. They were the ones that renovated our room with the help from one of Connor's dad's friends that works for Nickelodeon On Sunset Studios after Connor apparently talked Brian into doing this completely behind our backs.", Sheldon said.
" Yeah it's true, Brian and Connor did this completely without our knowledge while Dr. Cooper and I were hanging out at Julia's house.", Meghann said as she nodded her head.
" Wow, talk about great surprise! That is the coolest thing since sliced bread! But how did your brother and his best friend get permission from the studios to do that in the first place?!", Logan exclaimed.
" I don't know, they must have said something in their pitch to them that made them go for it I guess. Literally, they said that it only took like 3 minutes of discussing it and they got permission to alter a copy of Karen's voice recordings in a recording room at the studios. Here, let me show you what happens when she detects threats. Listen to what she says, be right back.", Meghann said as she grabbed an object from her shelf and bolted out of the room to head outside the house.
" Alright get ready for this Logan, step back a bit.", Sheldon said.
" Ok.", Logan said as she moved a bit away from the window.
" Alright let it fly Meghann! Fire the torpedoes!", Sheldon interjected.
" You got it Dr. Cooper! Ready Karen, here comes one at you!", Meghann interjected as she launched the object she had in her hand up at the window and the moment it reached the open threshold the stainless steel indestructible shutters came shooting out of the wall over the window as well as all the other windows too as the DOROTHY sirens were going off along with the flashing spinning red lights above Meghann and Sheldon's beds and Karen's voice interjecting, " WARNING! THREAT DETECTED! ENGAGING MOTHERSHIP LOCKDOWN MODE! INTRUDER ALERT INTRUDER ALERT!"
" Yeah baby! Woooah!", Nora, Julia and Leo exclaimed as they started smacking hands with each other.
" Beautiful Karen! Thanks for that!", Sheldon laughed in amusement.
" Ok shut up! That is doper than hell! I've never seen anything like this before! I'm so glad I became friends with you guys! This is the coolest hang out spot I've ever seen in my life!", Logan exclaimed.
" ALL CLEAR! DISABLING MOTHERSHIP LOCKDOWN MODE NOW!", Karen's voice interjected as the system shut itself off and Meghann climbed back in through the window after she grabbed the object she threw at it.
" Meghann Brissette, access granted!", Karen's voice said.
" Pretty cool huh?!", Meghann exclaimed.
" Yeah it's cool! That is hellacious fire! I've never seen a security system like that before ever in my entire life!", Logan exclaimed.
" Well you can thank my brother and his best friend for installing this into this house! I can't even tell you how indestructible this system is! Karen is so tough! She will literally stop any type of threat that tries to come through and hurt us! She's an awesome beast!", Meghann exclaimed.
" Hell yeah she is! She's the greatest computer villain ever!", Nora exclaimed.
" Nora do not say the H word in this house or we're going to tell your parents and you'll be in big trouble!"
" Sorry about that Mrs. Brissette!", Nora interjected.
" Smooth moves Nora Savannah Beasely!", Leo sarcastically said.
" Oh just shut up Leo Michael Lemonselly!", Nora laughed as she playfully smacked Leo upside the head.
" We're here ya homies!", Delaney suddenly exclaimed when she popped her head up outside the window.
" Sweet! Come on in Delaney, come on in you guys!", Meghann exclaimed.
" Delaney Sheridan, access granted!", Karen's voice said when Delaney climbed inside the bedroom through the window.
" What the fudgeballs?! Did she just…?!", Delaney exclaimed in shock.
" Yeah she did Delaney!", Meghann exclaimed.
" Ooh me next! Me next!", Kayla exclaimed and as she climbed in through the window Karen's voice said, " Kayla Holt, access granted!"
" Ok I got to try it too! Move aside guys!", Ace exclaimed as she climbed in too.
" Acelynn Jettson, access granted!", Karen's voice said.
" Alright I'm coming in too! Make way for me!", Aryel exclaimed as she climbed in.
" Aryel Ashbrook, access granted!", Karen's voice said.
" Ok that is so lit! Karen knows who every single one of us are!", Aryel exclaimed.
" Yeah she does! Let's see what she's going to say when Mikayla gets in here! Come on in Mikayla!", Ace exclaimed.
" Ok here I come Ace!", Mikayla exclaimed as she climbed in as well.
" Mikayla Rexton, daughter of Federal Agent Beck Rexton! Access granted!", Karen's voice said.
" Shut the fridge, she knows who my dad is! That's awesome!", Mikayla exclaimed as she let out an amused laugh.
" Yeah it is! How does she know?!", Logan exclaimed.
" She must have sensitive identification sensors or something! That's the only way I could possibly explain how she knows just who's crossing that threshold!", Sheldon said.
" Yeah well whatever it is I like it!", Meghann exclaimed.
" We do too bestie! That rocks!", Leo exclaimed as he slapped his hand on Meghann's shoulder.
" You're the best Karen!", Aryel, Ace, Nora, Julia, Sheldon, Delaney, Leo, Meghann, Kayla, Mikayla and Logan exclaimed.
" Thank you!", Karen's voice said.
FBI headquarters…
" Mmm… you guys alright?", Howard moaned when he suddenly came to after the sedative wore off and he got up from the floor of the cell along with the others when they came to as well.
" Yeah we're fine Howard! I seriously can't believe that jerk did that to us!", Penny hissed.
" Yeah you're telling me bestie! I'd like to shoot him with a dart and see how he likes it!", Amy hissed.
" Will you two just shut up! This isn't helping! We need to think of another strategy to get us out of here once and for all so we can get Sheldon back and go home! I'm getting very sick and tired of this place!", Leonard hissed.
" Yeah well you're not the only one who's sick and tired of being here, we all are Hofstadter! We all want Sheldon back just as much as you do!", Raj hissed.
" Yeah we know that but aren't you guys forgetting something?! There are 4 defense lines that we need to get through in order to get what we want back! First, we need to get ourselves out of this cell and distract those agents somehow! Second, we need to break that stupid residency contract that Judge Liam Spitzer gave Sheldon in the first place! Third, we need to figure out how to dissolve those stupid rules that Delaney's got for that stupid friendship club she's running and finally, we need to figure out how to take down that stupid computer villain Karen who's running the entire Brissette household!", Stuart hissed.
" Yeah well I think I just came up with a brilliant plan, hold on one second!", Howard hissed as he then went to the cell and pressed his head against it to see if he could hear Mrs. Larson's voice. When he didn't hear anything he said, " Perfect, she must be still out cold!"
" What are you doing Howard?!", Stuart hissed.
" I'm just checking to make sure that the real Mrs. Larson's not listening to this conversation!", Howard hissed as he jerked his thumb at the wall.
" What the fuck does Mrs. Marissa Larson have to do with what we're talking about Wolowitz?!", Amy hissed.
" Duh, it's all part of my escape plan! We're going to make those agents think that she's trying to escape!", Howard quietly hissed.
" Are you nuts?! That is the dumbest idea I've ever heard of! There's no way that those agents are going to fall for something stupid like that!", Penny quietly hissed.
" Penny not now! I'm the genius here so let me figure this out!", Howard quietly hissed.
" Alright fine we'll go with your stupid plan but who's gonna act like this lady?!", Penny quietly hissed.
" Bernadette is!", Howard quietly hissed as he stared at his wife.
" Me?! Why do I have to do it Howie?!", Bernadette quietly hissed.
" Because your voice sounds very similar to hers whereas Amy doesn't sound like her at all and Penny, well, she's not a very good actress!", Howard quietly hissed.
" Hey!", Penny and Leonard hissed.
" Would you two shut up and just let my plan fall into place!", Howard quietly hissed.
" Alright fine Howard Wolowitz!", Leonard quietly hissed.
" Thank you! You ready Bernie?!", Howard quietly hissed.
" Ok fine I'll do it you putz! But if this doesn't work, I'm gonna wring your neck for this! Got it?!", Bernadette quietly hissed as she rolled her eyes.
" Fair enough, let's hear it!", Howard quietly hissed. Bernadette then grew a smug looking smile on her face and snidely said, " I'm going to destroy you heathen assassins for killing my son!" in her best imitation of Mrs. Larson's voice which made her friends and her husband start snickering in satisfaction.
" That's perfect honey, you sounded exactly like her!", Howard snickered in a low tone.
" Thanks Howie, oh this is going to be so fun!", Bernadette quietly snickered as she picked the lock and let herself out of the cell before she quietly shut the door behind her but left it unlocked so that the others could eventually escape.
" Alright, here's what I want you to do. I want you to run away while using Mrs. Larson's voice but try to run as fast as you can so those agents can't see you.", Howard quietly said.
" Got it, I know what to do.", Bernadette quietly said.
" Alright good luck Bernie.", Howard quietly said as he kissed his wife through the bars of the door.
" Thanks, ok here goes nothing.", Bernadette quietly said as she walked a few steps away, counting in her head before she took off like a rocket running down the hallway, laughing like a madwoman in Mrs. Larson's voice, " See ya later suckers! Ha ha ha ha!"
" Hey you agents, Mrs. Marissa Larson's trying to escape!", Howard shouted with a smirk on his face.
" What?!", several of the feds interjected as they jumped up from their desks out in the main lobby.
" Oh no she's not! Let's get her! Come back here Marissa!", Federal Agent Rexton interjected when he stepped out of his office and he started running down the hallway with fellow agents following him.
" Perfect, let's get out of here you guys! Go go go!", Howard quietly snickered as he quietly opened the cell door and one by one they all got out and started running down the hallway in the direction where Bernadette and the agents went.
" You'll never catch me alive! This is for arresting me and not those witchy assassins that killed my son Blake for no reason!", Bernadette snidely laughed using Mrs. Larson's voice as she kept leading the FBI agents on a wild goose chase around the headquarters, making sure run around every corner so fast that they couldn't see her.
" Oh yeah well we're not playing this game Mrs. Larson, come out wherever you're hiding! You're not escaping under our watch!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted.
" Where did she go?! Did she go in here?!", another agent shouted as they all ran into another room which was the conference room and the moment they got in there Howard shouted at his friends and wife, " Jackpot, now you guys! Penny lock the door!" as they all came running up behind them shoving the door shut and Penny locked it with a key.
" Hey, what do you trouble making clowns think you're doing?! You open this door right now! What kind of skulduggery is this?!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted as he started jerking the door knob with his hand but it wouldn't budge.
" The kind of skulduugery that works in our favor! See ya in the dust you jerks, we're out of here! Ha ha!", Howard laughed as they started running away.
" Yeah try and catch us now you dingoes!", Amy laughed.
" Oh no you don't! Come back here and unlock this door! Do you think this is funny?! Because I don't and neither do my fellow agents!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted as he kept trying to jerk the door knob and bang on the door but to no avail.
" Wow Howard, I'm really impressed that plan actually worked!", Leonard laughed.
" Thanks Leonard, I thought of it all by myself! Now next item on the agenda, what is it that we're doing next?!", Howard asked.
" Duh, we're going to destroy that residency contract! That's the second line of defense, we already broke through the first line of defense by trapping those agents in their conference room!", Penny hissed.
" Oh yeah that's right! Come on you guys, let's go find Judge Liam Spitzer's house!", Leonard hissed.
" Oh you don't have to tell us twice Leonard Hofstadter! This is just getting started!", Howard hissed.
" Oh yeah you said it Howard! We're coming for you, you stupid court judge!", Raj hissed.
" Yeah it's so Junior Rodeo on now you self-centered ba***rd!", Penny hissed as they left the FBI headquarters and took to the streets of New York City. Meanwhile as the geeks were searching for Judge Spitzer's house the court judge himself was leaving his house to drive to the courthouse for work. Once he got there and walked in he began getting this strange feeling that something was up.
" Something seems a little shady here, I wonder…", Judge Spitzer thought to himself as he then walked into his courtroom and walked behind his table, picking up the residency document that he issued for Sheldon the first time he met him.
" I'm thinking it has something to do with this. You know what, just for safe keeping I better put this away somewhere that no one else will find it.", Judge Spitzer said to himself as he then took the document and headed out of his courtroom and down the stairs to the basement area where he then stuck the document behind the door of the electrical box.
" There, out of sight out of mind. Now it's time to go to my quarter office.", Judge Spitzer said to himself as he then walked back up the stairs and headed to his office.
" Oh come on this is ridiculous! Where's this guy's house at?! We've been searching this goddamn city for several minutes already!", Leonard hissed in frustration as they kept running around the city looking for Judge Spitzer's house.
" Leonard would you calm down! We'll find it! It's got to be around here somewhere!", Penny hissed.
" Alright you know what you guys, I say we start looking through other people's mailboxes and that way it will tell us exactly which house is Spitzer's because it will have his name on it!", Raj hissed.
" That's a great idea Raj! Everyone split up and start looking through mail!", Howard hissed as they all split up in different directions, searching through people's mailboxes.
" Any luck you idiots?!", Bernadette hissed.
" Nope!", Leonard, Howard, Raj, Amy and Penny interjected as they slammed mailbox doors shut.
" You guys over here! I found it!", Stuart shouted as he was standing in front of a house holding a piece of mail that he took from the mailbox.
" You found Judge Spitzer's house Stuart?!", Leonard interjected.
" Yes I did Leonard! You guys come here!", Stuart shouted as he motioned his hand to his friends. The others came running over and when Leonard grabbed the piece of mail from Stuart to look at it a satisfying smirk began to spread across his face as he exclaimed, " Hot dog you did find it Stuart! Honorable Judge Liam Spitzer! This is his house you guys!"
" Well what are we standing around here for?! Let's go give this guy what for!", Amy hissed.
" To hell we are Ames! This guy's a dead man!", Penny hissed as they ran up the driveway and up to the front porch but when they looked in the windows they discovered that he wasn't there.
" Crap, he's not home! Where the hell could he have gone?!", Bernadette hissed.
" Duh, he's a court judge! He's probably at the courthouse doing his work!", Penny hissed.
" Well then that settles it! To the courthouse you guys!", Howard shouted as he ran the piece of mail that Leonard had in his hand back to the mailbox, shoving it back in before he ran down the street like a bat out of hell.
" Move it you idiots! Wait up Howard!", Penny hissed as she shoved past the others who then started following her. Once they reached the courthouse and ran up the steps Leonard shoved the door open and hissed under his breath while storming down the hallway with the others following, " Ok Liam Spitzer we're gonna play a little game called Give Us Our Fucking Friend Back!"
Stomp stomp stomp…
BANG!
" Hey, you people can't be in here! This is for authorized personel only!", Judge Spitzer shouted when he looked up from his desk and saw that Leonard had kicked the door in to his office.
" Shut up! Where's that Declaration of Residency contract that you gave Dr. Sheldon Cooper?!", Leonard shouted in anger as he approached the desk with his friends and his girlfriend starting to surround it.
" Ok I don't know who you think you are but I don't appreciate you talking to me like that!", Judge Spitzer shouted.
" Well if you want to know who I am it's Dr. Leonard Hofstadter and these are my friends Howard Wolowitz, Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali, Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler, Dr. Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz, Stuart Bloom and my girlfriend Penny!", Leonard shouted in anger as he pointed at himself and everyone else.
" Ok and well Dr. Hofstadter that's none of your business for you, your friends and your girlfriend to know where that contract's at! I hid it somewhere that you're not going to find it, EVER! Now I suggest you get out of my office before I call the proper authorities to remove you!", Judge Spitzer shouted.
" That's not gonna help you this time Spitzer! Now where is that document?! Are you going to give it up or do we have to tear this whole place apart looking for it?!", Leonard shouted in anger in the court judge's face as he slammed his hands down on the desk.
" You need to leave is what you need to do! I don't appreciate people threatning me! Do you want to get shot?! I'm carrying a concealed firearm and I'm not afraid to use it!", Judge Spitzer shouted as he stood up from his desk and pointed at his hip where his concealed weapon was.
" Oh balls! No we don't want to get shot we just want our friend back!", Penny shouted in anger as she rolled her eyes.
" Well you're not going to get him back because according to that document he is a permanent resident of this city and he's in a relationship with Meghann which is protected under New York City law! Not to mention he's been informally adopted by Meghann's parents which means they have legal parental rights over him even though he's an adult!", Judge Spitzer shouted.
" Since when you putz?!", Bernadette shouted in anger.
" Linda and Brad Brissette got them on day one when he moved into their house! Any adult that acts like a child every so often still legally qualifies for parental rights being placed over them! Dr. Cooper is their child now and there's nothing you can do about that!", Judge Spitzer shouted.
" SHELDON ALREADY HAS A MOTHER!", Leonard, Penny, Raj, Amy, Bernadette, Howard and Stuart shouted in anger.
" No he does not anymore! His mother is in jail for trying to kidnap him! She held him against his will in his childhood bedroom for 2 DAYS! 2 whole f*cking days until Meghann and the others rescued him and brought him back home! The experience scared him so bad that it actually made him cry! And let me tell you something, it was one of the most horrible things I've ever heard in my life for a mother to do that to her own child! It made me physically sick when I first heard about it!", Judge Spitzer shouted as he shook his head.
" Oh come on not you too! For God sakes what is up with all you people lying about Mrs. Cooper and about what she supposively did to Sheldon?! Gahh this is really pissing me off! You know what, I'm going to deck the next person who says that because this is ridiculous! There's no flippin' way that she would ever do that to him, she's a CHRISTIAN!", Leonard shouted in anger.
" Yeah well that's what she used to be before she did this! She's the one that ruined her life when she decided to hold Dr. Cooper captive against his will after she sent his two siblings away to their grandmother's house!", Judge Spitzer shouted.
" Alright that's it I'm gonna deck you Spitzer! Come here jerk!", Leonard shouted as he suddenly grabbed Judge Spitzer by the shirt collar and raised his fist ready to hit him making the judge reach for his firearm and point it at him shouting, " Ah ah ah don't you dare hit me mister or I'm gonna shoot you in self defense!"
" What the flim flam?! What's going on in here Liam?!", Shayn suddenly shrieked when she entered her boyfriend's office to see Leonard and his friends threatning him.
" Oh thank god you're here Shayn! These people are threatning to hurt me all because I'm refusing to void Dr. Cooper's residency!", Judge Spitzer screamed.
" Yeah I can see that and I don't appreciate it! What do you idiots think you're doing to my boyfriend?! Get your hands off him!", Shayn shouted in anger with her fists clenched at her sides.
" You're Shayn Lemonselly, Leo's sister?!", Penny, Leonard, Amy, Raj, Howard, Bernadette and Stuart shouted in shock.
" Yes I am and if you don't get out of here I'm gonna beat all of you to kingdom come for screwing with my boyfriend Liam! So get out!", Shayn shouted in anger.
" Not until that residency is voided! Get out of our faces!", Howard shouted in anger.
" I'm not going to void it because I like Dr. Cooper and everyone in this city likes him too! He's become a very likeable person around here since he first showed up here and that is never going to change! Not to mention he's gained a lot of respect from everyone due to the fact that he killed the Giddeons and Dr. Blowhole! Mrs. Brenda Leona Giddeon, Mr. Benjamin Lester Giddeon, Twister Turbo Giddeon, Rebecca Bellatrix Giddeon and Dr. Elliot Mundane Blowhole were all giant pain in the asses that this whole city couldn't stand to be around! They were complete narcessistic psychopaths that kept trying to take over the city and the entire world! It's a great relief that they're not around anymore because I couldn't stand them either!", Judge Spitzer shouted.
" Yeah well we don't give a care about those stupid villains you're talking about! You guys start searching the office for that document!", Leonard shouted as he roughly let go of Judge Spitzer's shirt and started searching high and low around the office with his friends and girlfriend.
" You are not going to touch anything in here! Shayn do something!", Judge Spitzer shouted.
" Oh for the love of sons of anarchy you don't have to tell me twice! Hey birdbrains, stop what you're doing or I'm gonna cold cock all of you!", Shayn shouted as she tried to pull them away from destroying her boyfriend's office.
" You need to get away from us and leave us alone!", Raj shouted as he shoved her away.
" Yeah get out of here Shayn, no one wants you here!", Bernadette shouted.
" Excuse me but that is not true! I do because she's my girlfriend! She can be in here as much as she wants to! You clowns touch her again and you're dead!", Judge Spitzer shouted.
" Shut up Spitzer!", Leonard and his friends shouted at his as they continued to tear the office apart.
" Crap, it's not here! Where could it be?!", Amy shouted.
" It's got be somewhere else in this courthouse!", Howard shouted.
" Well what are we standing around for?! Let's split up and search this whole place! It couldn't have just disappeared without a trace!", Stuart shouted.
" Right Stuart!", Raj, Howard, Amy, Penny, Leonard and Bernadette shouted as they split up around the courthouse looking for the residency contract.
" Not here! Any luck you guys?!", Howard shouted as he slammed a drawer shut.
" Nada Howard!", Raj shouted as he was searching in another area.
" We can't find anything either!", Amy, Bernadette, Leonard and Stuart shouted as they all came up empty-handed.
" You guys I found it! It was in the basement electrical box!"
" Good, bring it up here Penny!", Howard shouted.
Thump thump thump thump…
" Ha ha, yes!", Penny shouted with a stupid smirk as she came running up the stairs with the document in question that they were looking for.
" I'll take that, thank you!", Judge Spitzer shouted as he quickly swiped the document out of Penny's hands when he came out of his office with Shayn following him.
" Damn it!", Penny hissed.
" Hey give that back Spitzer!", Leonard shouted.
" No! This does not belong to you! It belongs to the court, the city and Dr. Cooper and you're not going to touch it! Leave my courthouse at once!", Judge Spitzer shouted as he held the contract away from their grip.
" Gahh fine, you win for now but we are SO coming back for that later! Right now we're just going to go destroy The Best Friends Forever Club! Come on you guys, let's go!", Leonard shouted as he then stormed away with Howard, Raj, Penny, Stuart, Amy and Bernadette following him.
" Oh no you are not touching The Best Friends Forever Club or Delaney's rules either! That is private property owned by Delaney herself!", Judge Spitzer shouted as he followed after them angrily shaking his finger with Shayn following behind him.
" Yeah well Delaney can go suck a lemon because this is ridiculous! There's no way that those rules can be legally binding!", Penny shouted.
" Oh yes they are because they're written in her handwriting on a piece of paper and I'm not going to tell you where it is because you're never going to find it!", Judge Spitzer shouted.
" Yeah well we'll see about that! She's not going to call any stupid shots like that, we won't have it!", Raj shouted.
" Delaney can call whatever shots she wants because it's HER club! She's the president and the president is head of everything! She's the big shot so that means her friends have to listen to whatever she says! If you have a problem with that then we'll hold a court hearing about it but I can very much assure you that you're not going to win because no attorney is ever going to touch those words she wrote!", Judge Spitzer shouted.
" Oh yeah well there has to be some sort of loophole in it! There's no way that she could have that much control!", Amy shouted.
" Excuse me but there is no loophole! I read the whole rules sheet before and it's the moving finger that writes whatever it says goes!", Judge Spitzer shouted.
" Oh balls, that's balogne! Delaney can't just declare herself president of a stupid friendship club and say whatever the fuck she wants! That's mutiny!", Penny shouted.
" Excuse me but she can if she's the one that started it in the first place which she is! That is her domain and no one can touch it, EVER! If she wants to say that Dr. Cooper is a club member for life along with the rest of her friends then that is her right! Those are her real words written in her handwriting! Even if you destroyed that sheet you still can't break them! The main 5 members initiated a god house friendship ceremony when they were kids shortly after the moment they first became a club! It consisted of Delaney herself, Julia, Meghann, Leo and Kayla and they did it at a church mass in front of everyone! They all made a pledge to each other under God's light that they would be friends for life which includes any new friends that join their group! There's nothing you can do to break that initiation, it's permanent!", Judge Spitzer shouted.
" Ok fine! We'll just take down that Spongebob Squarepants computer villain that's guarding the Brissette's house! How about that? Huh?!", Leonard shouted.
" I don't think so buddy, you're not going to touch that either! Karen is highly indestructible and she has threat sensor shields that are strong enough to withstand an army of 1,001 knights if they came and tried to rip her apart! Karen is a beast and she's not going anywhere no matter what you try to throw at her!", Shayn shouted.
" Oh yeah well what if I tried to hack her and shut her down?!", Howard shouted.
" You can't do that either! Brian Lucas Brissette and Connor Gunderson McRoy are the only ones who know what the secret password is to Karen's firewall and they're never going to tell you what it is! It is a very complex password that no one can crack, no matter how hard they try!", Judge Spitzer shouted.
" Oh ho ho ho we'll just see about that! Nothing can hide from me! I have a masters in engineering from MIT! I've cracked very difficult and complex firewalls before and I will very well do it again! So we'll just wait and see if Karen is a match for me! I'm not going to let her beat me!", Howard shouted.
" Yeah what he said!", Penny shouted.
" We're coming for you Karen Plankton! You're going down!", Howard shouted as they stormed out of the courthouse and down the steps.
" YEAH IT'S SO ON NOW YOU STUPID COMPUTER VILLAIN!", the others shouted.
" You idiots are not touching that computer! She's their only line of defense in their house! You might as well just give up and go back to federal prison because that's where you belong anyway for what you have done so far to Dr. Cooper and the rest of them which includes my brother Leo!", Shayn shouted as she ran after them.
" Fat chance of that happening! We are so ending this nonsense once and for all! By the time this is all over, Karen's going to be in the computer graveyard!", Penny shouted.
" Oh no she's not! Come back here!", Judge Spitzer shouted as he started following after Shayn.
Meghann and Sheldon's bedroom…
" This is exhilarating! I seriously love hanging out with y'all every single day since I first came here! You guys are the perfect storm of chaos and concentration! This so beats my old Californian life!", Sheldon exclaimed as he sat at his desk working on his laptop while his friends and roommate/girlfriend were sitting around in the bedroom listening to music while talking and laughing with each other. The song playing this time was Level Up by Ciara.
" Of course, what are friends for Dr. Cooper?! We love hanging out with you too! You're the coolest guy we've ever met!", Delaney laughed.
" Thanks for the compliment Delaney!", Sheldon exclaimed.
" No problem buddy!", Delaney laughed.
" Man, this song's off the chain!", Leo exclaimed as the thumping music kept playing through the surround sound speakers.
" Of course it is you shellback knucklehead!", Aryel laughed in amusement as she playfully punched her friend in the chest.
" Ow! Aryel what the hell was that for?!", Leo shrieked in surprise with a laugh as he stared at her. Aryel said nothing and just continued laughing.
" Leo Lemonselly!"
" Sorry Mr. Brissette!", Leo interjected.
" Smooth moves baby!", Ace laughed in amusement as she stared at her boyfriend.
" Oh just shut up Ace!", Leo laughed as he kissed her.
" Hey! Get a room you two!", Kayla laughed.
" Kayla must you?!", Sheldon shot at her.
" Alright I've said enough.", Kayla said as she shut her mouth.
" Come back here you creeps and give me that phone you MIT meathead!" was the sudden shouting female voice that rang out loud outside the house which immediately caught all of their attention.
" MIT meathead? You guys that sounds like Shayn screaming at someone out there. Who the hell is she screaming at?", Nora asked.
" I think I very well know who it is Nora if my suspicions are correct! Sons of anarchy I'm so done with this sh*t! Come on y'all, outside now!", Sheldon shouted in anger as he stood up from his desk and slammed his laptop shut before he jumped out the window with his friends and roommate/girlfriend following him just in time to see Shayn and Judge Spitzer wrestling around with Howard trying to swipe his phone away while Leonard and the others were trying to interfere by kicking and punching them repeatedly but to no avail.
" I knew it! You punks seriously don't know when to quit do you?!", Sheldon shouted in anger.
" Shut up Sheldon, we've had enough of this ridiculous nonsense!", Howard shouted as he was trying to pull away from Shayn and Judge Spitzer while gripping his phone in his hand.
" Yeah what he said!", Leonard, Penny, Raj, Bernadette, Amy and Stuart shouted as they kept trying to assualt Leo's sister and the court judge to get them to let go of Howard.
" Stop assualting us! Get away before I crack your tin cans into the next century!", Shayn shouted as she started swinging one of her arms at them.
" Yes, you bilge rats have caused enough trouble in this city already! Probably just as much trouble as the Giddeons and Dr. Blowhole did when they were alive!", Judge Spitzer shouted.
" Will you stop talking about those f*cking Giddeons?! We don't even know who the hell they are!", Penny shouted.
" Oh for cripes sake this is getting ridiculous now! Brad what are you…?!", Mrs. Brissette suddenly shouted when she came out of the house through the back door along with Brian and saw her husband grab his shot gun before he came out and shouted, " Not now Linda! Alright that is it, I've had it! You clowns are dead for this! I'm sinking you into the city harbor!" as he raised his shot gun at Leonard and the other geeks who immediately stopped what they were doing and backed up screaming in terror making Howard do the same thing when Shayn and Judge Spitzer let go of him.
" Woah woah woah, get that gun out of our faces! What do you think you're doing Brad?!", Howard screamed.
" Shut up Mr. Wolowitz! You, your wife and your friends have screwed around with us for the last time and I won't have it anymore! I'm putting an end to this now! So say your prayers because you're going to hell!", Mr. Brissette shouted in anger as he placed his finger on the trigger of his shot gun, ready to fire it but Meghann shouted, " Dad stop! Let us handle this!"
" No, Meghann Rose you stay out of this! This has gone on for far too long and it needs to end now!", Mr. Brissette shouted at his daughter.
" And WE'RE going to end it Brad Brissette, step back please! Alright nobody move!", Federal Agent Rexton suddenly shouted when he showed up with the other feds, pointing their weapons at the geeks after they managed to kick the door to their conference room open at the headquarters.
" Dad!", Mikayla exclaimed.
" Oh come on, you got to be kidding me!", Stuart shouted.
" D*mn it!", Penny, Amy, Bernadette, Howard and Raj shouted.
" For God sakes, how did you FBI punks get out of the conference room?!", Leonard shouted.
" Shut your mouth Hofstadter, that's none of your business to know how we got out! That is it you trouble making criminals, you're officially going in the hole where you will never get out! This is for tricking us into believing that Mrs. Larson was escaping!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted.
" Bite us and put a sock in it you jerk! We're not going anywhere!", Amy shouted.
" Oh yes you are because I said so! Boys, take 'em away!", Federal Agent Rexton shouted as he pointed at the geeks but before the other agents could do anything Sheldon suddenly shouted, " You know what, I have a better idea! Since neither one of them are going to listen to you guys and to us and stay where they're supposed to for all the crap they've thrown at us already so far, I say that I proceed to go to my last resort to make them finally leave me alone forever! That is if you will give me permission to commence it!"
" Well what did you have in mind to do Dr. Cooper?", another agent asked.
" I think my friends already know what I'm talking about?! Right y'all?!", Sheldon shouted as he looked at his friends who were all standing behind him. They all errupted in cheering, smacking hands with each other as big sinister smiles began spreading across their faces.
" Yeah baby, bring on the fire homie! Let's burn some jerks!", Leo interjected.
" Well may I?!", Sheldon shouted.
" Alright, you have our permission Dr. Cooper. Go ahead.", Federal Agent Rexton said as he put his weapon away. The other agents did the same and nodded their heads.
" Thank you!", Sheldon shouted.
" Woohoo! Moseley Lane round two, let's go!", Ace exclaimed as she smacked her hands together.
" You can not be serious right now! You are not incinerating us alive Sheldon! Have you completely lost your mind?!", Penny shouted.
" No I have not Penny and yes I am because I'm through playing games with y'all! Since it's obvious that you clowns want to act like Twister and not leave me alone what so ever, I'm resulted to do this! You've officially released my dark side and it's not going away until you're all gone, permanently from the face of existence!", Sheldon shouted as he began to get the look of the Devil in his eyes.
" Well have at it buddy! We'll just wait here for you to get back when you're done!", Brian interjected as he tossed Sheldon the keys to Sheldon's truck.
" Thank you Brian! Now you idiots come with me!", Sheldon shouted as he started dragging his former friends around to the front yard of the house towards his truck with his current friends all following behind him, celebrating like no tomorrow leaving the FBI, Shayn, Judge Spitzer and Brian as well as Mr. and Mrs. Brissette to head back into the house through the back door, laughing in amusement.
" Where the hell do you think you're taking us Sheldon?! This is insane!", Bernadette shouted.
" Just shut up and get in the back of my Vortex of Death! I'm done with you creeps!", Sheldon shouted as he shoved them in the back of his truck and restrained them to the seats so they couldn't go anywhere before he slammed the door and got into the driver's seat up front with Meghann getting in the passenger seat next to him while the others climbed in the back seat.
" I can't believe he's going to do this to us after everything we've done for him over the years! Let us the fuck out of here Sheldon Lee Cooper! You don't know what the hell it is you're even doing!", Leonard shouted in anger as he tried to free himself from the restraint that was tying him to the seat just as Sheldon started the ignition on his truck.
" Shut up Leonard, that's Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper! I know exactly what I'm doing and that is destroying you and the others for all the crap that you've thrown at me, my friends and my roommate/girlfriend! I told you I would do this to you if you didn't leave me alone and, well, now you're gonna see exactly what happens when you don't listen to what I say!", Sheldon shouted into the mic for the innercom as he pulled out of the driveway and drove off.
" Oh this is too rich! Dr. Cooper you sound just like how Twister sounded when he was screaming at us through that thing! This is awesome! I'm so glad my enemy's dead and that you have his truck!", Meghann laughed in amusement.
" Oh I couldn't agree more with you Meghann, I love this thing!", Sheldon laughed. Then he shouted into the innercom, " Alright here we go you low down punks, now it's time for some real fun! In fact, here's an appropriate song for this enterprise! I give you, Camp Rock 2's Fire!" as he hit the stereo blasting the song Fire from the Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam soundtrack on his phone through the truck speakers making the others start cheering again while smacking hands with each other.
" Son of a bitch, WHAT?!", Howard shouted in anger.
" Yeah bestie, that's what's up! Let's get it! Release the bull!", Mikayla exclaimed.
" Nobody's gonna wanna get next to me! Cause they know, they know, I take this one and won't let it go! Doesn't matter how you approach the scene! Just go, just go, you're everything you want when you hit the door! I dare you to challenge me, you'll be begging for mercy please! Just watch I'll give you something to follow! Cause I've been waiting so patiently, got fire come outta me! I fought you up against, just letting you know! I keep giving you the FIRE! I'ma heat it up, under my control! Here's the night that you've been waiting only, FIRE! I'ma light it up, gotta make it hot! The stage is mine, I set it up!", Meghann, Leo, Mikayla, Julia, Sheldon, Delaney, Kayla, Aryel, Ace, Nora and Logan started singing at the top of their voices as the song began to play.
" How's that for insult to injury you miscreants! Oh this is fun, I so love my truck!", Sheldon shouted with a maniacal laugh through the innercom as he was driving through the streets of New York City with the song still blasting through the speakers.
" Ok Dr. Whackadoodle you have seriously gone way off the deep end now! You're acting like a complete SUPERVILLAIN!", Penny shouted in anger.
" That's the idea Penny! Y'all have made jokes about that a long time ago and well now it has finally come out because y'all have screwed with me for the very last time and THAT IS THE LAST STRAW!", Sheldon evilly shouted into the innercom with an evil smirk on his face.
" I love it when you talk evil Dr. Cooper! You are seriously the best roommate/boyfriend I've ever had in my life!", Meghann laughed.
" Same to you kitten!", Sheldon evilly laughed as he kissed her.
" Shut your piehole Meghann! No one wants to here what's what!", Raj shouted in anger.
" Hey mind your poppycock business back there you animals! You're gonna be dead once Dr. Cooper's done with you!", Julia shouted.
" You're not killing us Sheldon! You're gonna regret it!", Amy shouted in anger.
" Excuse me but I'm not gonna regret anything Amy! I've moved on to better things in life and it doesn't include you and the others anymore! We've had our fun in the past but it's time to close that chapter and let me live in a new one! One where I actually feel appreciated and loved for God's sake! I told y'all several times already that this is where I belong now until the end of time!", Sheldon evilly shouted.
" But just think about all the good happy memories that you had with us that you're now throwing away like yesterday's garbage! Don't those mean anything to you?!", Leonard shouted in anger.
" They did a long time ago but I completely forgot about them when I gained these new friends and my new love after you guys decided to cast me aside as if I was nothing! You hurt me so much and I will never forgive any of you, EVER!", Sheldon evilly shouted.
" Look we're sorry if we hurt you Sheldon but please don't do something that you're going to regret for the rest of your life! I'm telling you right now that if you incinerate us you're going to wish that you hadn't done it! It's going to make you sad that you destroyed the only friends you've ever had because all of our memories are going to suddenly come back to hit you in the face when you least expect it! There's no way that you'll just forget about them entirely! You never forget anything!", Penny shouted.
" I would rather stick my head in a door than to remember any of you, especially after what you've done to me! Y'all have betrayed me and destroyed our friendship beyond repair! You can say whatever you want but I will NEVER regret doing this to you! I am very happy where I'm at right now and that is not going to change! So get used to it because this is how it's gonna be, me setting you idiots on fire! You heathens are officially going to join Twister, his heathen family and his stupid friend in the fiery pits of hell and no one not even you clowns are going to stop me!", Sheldon evilly shouted. He continued driving for a while longer until he pulled up in the parking lot of the very same crematory warehouse where he had destroyed the villains at. Once he parked his truck he got out with the others as he then yanked his former friends out of the back of the truck after releasing them from their restraints before he dragged them inside with the others following. He then turned the flames on inside the crematorium leaving the door wide open before he evilly shouted, " Alright which one of you jerks is going first?!"
" Sheldon this is nuts! Can we please just talk about this instead of resorting to complete violence and destruction?!", Leonard shouted.
" I'm done talking Dr. Leonard Hofstadter! I never want to see any of you ever again! I told you that several times already and I'm not going to say it again!", Sheldon evilly shouted.
" Alright you know what you putz why I oughta…!", Bernadette shouted as she stepped forward swinging her purse at Sheldon only for him to rip it out of her hands and grab her by the shoulders evilly shouting in her face, " I don't think so! Goodbye Bernadette, you're going first!" before he shoved her into the crematorium through the wall of flames making her scream in terror before dead silence fell. Sheldon then tossed Bernadette's purse into the trash with an evil satisfying smirk on his face.
" Yeah! Burn baby burn! Woooo!", Kayla, Meghann, Leo, Mikayla, Julia, Delaney, Ace, Nora, Aryel and Logan exclaimed as they were screaming and cheering while slapping each other's hands.
" BERNADETTE!", Leonard, Penny, Amy, Raj and Stuart screamed.
" Bernie no! I'm gonna kill you for this you wacky bastard for incinerating my wife!", Howard shouted in anger as he tossed his phone on the floor and grabbed a poker probe, raising it above his head but before he could ever hit Sheldon with it Sheldon ripped it out of his hand and shoved him into the flames evilly shouting, " That's what you think! Goodbye Howard!" as Howard screamed in terror before silence fell again while Meghann and the others were still cheering their heads off. Sheldon picked Howard's phone and tossed it in the trash too.
" Howard no!", Leonard, Raj, Amy, Penny and Stuart screamed.
" Ok come here, you're gonna…!", Raj shouted in anger but before he knew what hit him, he suddenly screamed in terror followed by silence when he was shoved through as well after Sheldon swiped his phone away evilly shouting, " Do not touch me! Goodbye Raj!" He then threw it into the trash and repeated the same thing to Amy, Penny and Stuart leaving just Leonard left.
" Amy, Penny, Stuart, you guys, no! Alright that's enough! Stop what you're doing Sheldon! Have you gone mad?!", Leonard shouted in anger as he started fighting with Sheldon over the loud cheering of the majority teens as they were laughing it up.
" No I have not and I told you to SHUT UP!", Sheldon evilly shouted as he butted heads with Leonard giving him the look of the Devil in his eyes.
" What are you waiting for bestie?! Destroy him!", Mikayla shouted.
" Yeah fry that sucker right outta here!", Leo shouted.
" With pleasure Leo! I'll be taking your phone and your inhaler because you're not going to need them where you're going! Goodbye Leonard, FOREVER!", Sheldon evilly shouted as he swiped Leonard's phone and inhaler away before he shoved Leonard into the flames making him scream in terror before silence fell again for the final time. Then with the flames still running Sheldon then shut the door to the crematorium and tossed Leonard's phone and inhaler into the trash before he exclaimed, " It's over! Those jerks are history!" which immediately raised more cheering from his friends and roommate/girlfriend as they ran to him throwing their arms around him.
" You did it buddy! You stood up for yourself!", Ace exclaimed.
" Yeah I'm really impressed that you actually had the courage to incinerate your former friends like that with no hesitation at all whatsoever! Now they'll never bother you or us ever again!", Delaney exclaimed.
" I know Delaney and it feels great! Now I can finally just live in peace with you guys and not have to worry about those idiots ruining everything or them trying to take me away! Ha ha suckers!", Sheldon exclaimed as he pounded his fist against the machine which made a loud metallic banging sound.
" So you're not sad at all Dr. Cooper?!", Leo exclaimed.
" No are you kidding me Leo?! I'm so freaking happy! I just finally got rid of the creeps that wronged me in the first place including the woman that started this crap when she broke up with me! This is exhilarating! I've never felt so alive!", Sheldon exclaimed.
" Well you know what you guys once this cremation is done running its course, who's up for a little road trip up to Camp Driftwood to throw these guys into the lake?!", Meghann exclaimed.
" We are Meghann!", everybody exclaimed. They all then just stood around waiting to collect the ashes just talking and laughing with each other and once the cremation was complete Sheldon then shut the machine off and collected the bone fragments into a bin before reducing them to ash form and dumped them into an urn. Sheldon and his friends then carried the urn out of the warehouse back to his truck before they got in and Sheldon asked, " Alright now which way am I going to get to Camp Driftwood kitten?"
" Hold on one second Dr. Cooper, let me just put it in my GPS on my phone and we can be on our way.", Meghann said as she pulled her phone out and typed in the address for Camp Driftwood in her GPS navigation before hitting the Start route button.
" Alright we're all set to go! To Camp Driftwood we go!", Meghann exclaimed as the GPS started talking to them. Sheldon then pulled out of the parking lot, following Meghann's GPS as the others continued screaming and cheering about the fact that Leonard and his no good friends were now dead and couldn't bother them anymore.
Wow! Talk about epic ending and exit to Leonard and his friends! What do you think will happen next? Let me know in the comments. To be continued…
