"AH, THE FROSTBITE FALLS REC CENTER…LOCATION TO SO MANY EVENTS THROUGHOUT THE YEAR, SUCH AS THE ANNUAL MISS FROSTBITE FALLS PAGEANT, COMIC-CON, AND THE DEMOLITION DERBY FOR CHARITY! BUT THIS YEAR, THINGS WOULD BE A LITTLE DIFFERENT. THE REC CENTER WAS NOW HOSTING THEIR VERY FIRST—"

"—WRESTLING COMPETITION!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, finishing for the narrator. "Oh, man, Rock, I've never been in a contest like this before!"

"Well, according to the official rules, the first thing we gotta do is decide our gimmick." Rocky replied. "Y'know, like, what's our image? Our motif?"

"Uh…yeah, that." Bullwinkle replied. "What does "moe-teef" mean?"

"Oh, in wrestling terms that just means we get to wear cool outfits and have personalities to go with em'!" Rocky smiled. "It's like acting!"

"So, wrestling's not real?" Bullwinkle replied, still very confused.

"Oh it's real alright. Like how this is real life." Rocky replied, then turned to the audience: "Don't tell him—he'll crack."

"So, any ideas as to what we'll wear?" Bullwinkle asked. "Hope it's a casual event."

"I've already got a great idea!" Rocky smiled, yanking out a long rack of clothing from some unknown space. "How about…."

"ROCKY THEN PULLED TWO JUMPSUITS FROM THE RACK, AND PLACED ONE ONTO BULLWINKLE AND ANOTHER ONTO HIMSELF. HE AND BULLWINKLE WERE NOW DRESSED LIKE GLAM ROCKERS!"

"—"David Blow-ie ya away", and "Lou Bleed"!"

"No way." Bullwinkle replied, scratching at the sequins on his outfit. "Those are wayy too itchy. Plus, the names are kinda scary…" he shivered.

"Ooh! Ooh! I've got a better idea.." Rocky exclaimed, yanking out a luchadore mask and handing only to Bullwinkle. "How about…."¡El Ardilla Y El Alce!" We could be like, Mexican wrestlers or something!"

"Yeah, but my Spanish accent ¡es no bueno!" Bullwinkle replied, taking the mask off.

"ROCKY DUG THROUGH THE COSTUME CHEST, UNTIL HE HAD A GREAT IDEA.."

"No wait, I've got it!" Rocky slicked a blonde wig back on his head, and placed on a cowboy hat. "I, am MACHO MAN, ROCKY SAVAGE!!"

"Awesome!" Bullwinkle replied, then yanked out a costume of his own and put that on as well. "And I, am STONE COLD STEVE MOOSE-TON!"

"Nice job!" Rocky replied. "Ooh, I think we're next!"

"We'd better get on out there!" Bullwinkle replied as he and Rocky excitedly ran to the ring.

"WELL IT SEEMS AS THOUGH ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE HAVE FOUND THEIR WRESTLING IDENTITIES, BUT WILL THEY SURVIVE THE COMPETITION? IF THEY DO, WHAT WILL THE FUTURE HOLD? TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR "Macho Man Rocky Savage", OR, "Moosehammed Ali!"! And yes, I know Muhammad Ali wasn't a WWE wrestler, but this is for the sake of a PUN!"